Roster for Philadelphia Felidae:

Catchers:

• 3850 Asparagus, 21, c (60 G, -0.3 DR/40, -8.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 3941 Kot Leopold, 19, c (47 G, -1.0 DR/40, -3.7 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 3704 Mrs. Chippy, 23, 1b (110 G, 0.6 DR/40, -5.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 3370 Torquil Campbell, 24, 2b (290 G, -0.3 DR/40, 2.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 3569 Jaxson de Ville, 22, 3b (271 G, -1.8 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 3712 Ceiling Cat, 22, 3b (65 G, -2.2 DR/40, -5.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 3730 Nekobasu, 24, ss (179 G, -1.1 DR/40, 3.9 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 3501 Elsa the Lioness, 24, lf (308 G, -3.4 DR/40, -5.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 3701 Jimmy Tamborello, 22, cf (82 G, -0.6 DR/40, -8.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 3697 Firefrorefiddle, 21, cf (52 G, 0.7 DR/40, -6.7 OR/40)
• 3997 Winfield Scott Hancock, 19, cf (26 G, 4.5 DR/40, -10.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 3761 All Ball, 20, cf (24 G, 0.0 DR/40, 1.8 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 3624 Bagheera, 23, sp (87 G, -4.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3738 Catbert, 23, sp (64 G, -9.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3885 Shere Khan, 22, sp (34 G, 1.7 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 3774 Stimpy, 20, mr (77 G, -2.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3487 Mr. Bigglesworth, 23, rp (128 G, -9.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3471 Misty Malarky Ying Yang, 23, rp (118 G, -10.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3668 Kitty Purry, 22, rp (96 G, -2.7 PRAA/300)
• 3833 Mitt Romney, 21, rp (67 G, 3.0 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 3777 Richard Parker, 19, sp (who?)
• 3887 Alfonse D'Amato, 19, c (who?)
• 3969 Puss in Boots, 17, mr (who?)
• 3960 Ann Veal, 17, rp (who?)
• 3862 Scar, 18, mr (who?)