Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 3416 Just Fontaine, 28, 1b (348 G, -1.1 DR/40, 4.2 OR/40) (who?)
- 3512 John Langdon, 26, 1b (194 G, -2.2 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40) (who?)
- 3069 Carlton Banks, 29, 2b (484 G, 0.4 DR/40, 1.9 OR/40) (who?)
- 3267 Chandler Bing, 30, 3b (399 G, 2.1 DR/40, 0.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 3616 Carol Moseley Braun, 21, 3b (99 G, -2.2 DR/40, -7.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 3029 Indulis Emsis, 30, ss (497 G, 2.1 DR/40, 3.9 OR/40) (who?)
- 3199 Blossom Russo, 30, ss (496 G, 2.3 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 3279 Phoebe Buffay, 26, lf (386 G, 1.0 DR/40, 7.0 OR/40) (who?)
- 3914 George Oscar Bluth II, 21, lf (35 G, -2.4 DR/40, -7.8 OR/40) (who?)
- 3545 Clarissa Darling, 25, cf (248 G, 6.2 DR/40, 3.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 3290 Edvaldo Ezidio Neto, 25, cf (147 G, -1.2 DR/40, -1.9 OR/40)
- 3065 Jazz, 28, rf (429 G, 0.8 DR/40, 2.4 OR/40) (who?)
Starters:
- 3113 The Fresh Prince, 29, sp (164 G, -3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 3434 Tim Taylor, 27, sp (158 G, 13.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 3297 Lowell Mather, 27, sp (134 G, 6.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 3551 Grace Kelly, 22, sp (37 G, 3.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
Relievers:
- 3230 Monica Geller, 28, mr (207 G, 1.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 3718 Ellen Morgan, 23, mr (106 G, 9.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 3679 Fran Fine, 25, mr (86 G, 8.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 3729 Sabrina Spellman, 22, rp (53 G, -0.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
Minors:
- 3671 Jimmy James, 22, rp (56 G, -8.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 3780 Cesar Chavez, 19, 2b (who?)
- 3988 Michael Bluth, 20, rf (who?)
- 3901 Franklin Delano Bluth, 18, rf (who?)
- 3804 Matt Followill, 19, ss