Roster for Berkeley Activists:

Catchers:

• 3285 Grover Norquist, 26, c (89 G, 0.2 DR/40, -5.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 3972 Jawaharlal Nehru, 22, c (85 G, -1.8 DR/40, 3.9 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 3771 Simon Bolivar, 24, 1b (138 G, 2.8 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 3886 Benigno Aquino Jr., 23, 2b (72 G, 0.8 DR/40, -6.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 3934 Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, 19, 2b (41 G, -1.4 DR/40, 11.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 3546 Lucretia Mott, 24, 3b (302 G, -1.3 DR/40, 3.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 3303 Captain Olimar, 29, ss (287 G, 1.1 DR/40, 2.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 3676 Simone de Beauvoir, 23, ss (118 G, 1.1 DR/40, 0.5 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 3581 Bella Abzug, 25, lf (189 G, 2.1 DR/40, 0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 3715 Catharine MacKinnon, 22, lf (156 G, -0.1 DR/40, 7.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 2975 Igor Netto, 31, cf (624 G, 2.9 DR/40, 16.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 3298 William S. Gilbert, 29, cf (322 G, 2.6 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 3767 Che Guevara, 22, cf (39 G, 5.3 DR/40, -4.0 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 3273 Edward Snowden, 28, sp (219 G, 5.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4033 Daniel Ellsberg, 19, sp (15 G, 10.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 3305 Andrew Breitbart, 26, mr (216 G, 0.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3658 Margaret Sanger, 23, mr (120 G, 10.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3423 King Edward VII, 27, rp (203 G, 2.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3564 Susan B. Anthony, 27, rp (182 G, 5.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3897 Aristides de Sousa Mendes, 22, rp (52 G, -6.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4063 Howard Zinn, 18, rp (18 G, -15.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 3671 Jimmy James, 23, rp (56 G, -8.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3926 Friedrich Engels, 22, ss (who?)
• 4032 Noam Chomsky, 21, 2b (who?)
• 4044 Abbie Hoffman, 18, 1b (who?)
• 4000 Andrea Dworkin, 18, rf (who?)