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SimBase Players, Year 44
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A
- Aaron Burr, rp, Almaty
- Abbie Hoffman, 1b, Berkeley/on waivers
- Academician Prokhor Zakharov, ss, San Jose
- Adam Beaudreaux, 3b, Acton
- Adam Lambert, sp, on waivers
- Adam Zmudzinski, ss, Las Vegas
- Adlai Stevenson, cf, Almaty
- Adolf Scherer, ss, Kratovo
- Agent J, rp, Dodge City
- Agent K, mr, on waivers
- Agustin Madala, rf, Las Vegas
- Agustin Moreto, mr, Broadway
- Al Franken, ss, Stockholm
- Alan Cranston, rp, Washington
- Albert A. Michelson, 2b, Stockholm
- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, rf, Stockholm
- Aleksandras Abisala, 2b, Brussels
- Alexandra Daddario, rp, Milan
- Alfonse D'Amato, lf, Dodge City
- Alfredo Stefano di Stefano Laulhe, 3b, Brooklyn/on waivers
- Alfredo Versace, cf, Las Vegas
- All Ball, cf, on waivers
- Allan Pinkerton, ss, Dodge City/Broadway
- Allen Grubman, mr, Dodge City
- Altair Gomes de Figueiredo, rp, Kratovo
- Amy Klobuchar, rp, on waivers
- Amy Millan, sp, Seattle
- Analeigh Tipton, mr, Brooklyn/on waivers
- Anatole France, rp, Broadway
- Andi Dorfman, rp, Dodge City
- Andrea Dworkin, rf, Berkeley
- Andrew Breitbart, mr, Berkeley
- Andrew Lloyd Webber, c, Broadway
- Andrew Luck, rf, Almaty/on waivers
- Andy Dufresne, sp, Seattle
- Angel Labruna, cf, Broadway
- Anibal Tarabini, 1b, Kratovo
- Anne Vyalitsyna, rp, Milan
- Annette Bening, 1b, Almaty
- Antal Szentmihalyi, rp, on waivers
- Archbishop Makarios III, rf, Las Vegas
- Ariel Meredith, cf, Milan
- Aristides de Sousa Mendes, rp, Berkeley
- Arkady Strugatsky, 3b, Brooklyn/on waivers
- Arnold Bronnen, 1b, Broadway
- Arthur H. Compton, lf, Seattle
- Aslan, sp, Philadelphia
- Asparagus, c, Berkeley
- Atticus Finch, ss, Dodge City
- Avicii, cf, Seattle
- Axel Steel, cf, San Jose
B
- Babette March, sp, Milan
- Bagheera, sp, Brussels
- Barend Biesheuvel, 2b, Brussels
- Bartz Klauser, sp, San Jose
- Bauke Muller, 2b, Las Vegas
- Behati Prinsloo, rp, Milan
- Bella Abzug, lf, Berkeley
- Ben Matlock, lf, Dodge City
- Benigno Aquino Jr., 2b, Berkeley
- Benjamin Sisko, sp, Acton
- Berti Vogts, rp, Kratovo
- Beverly Johnson, rp, on waivers
- Birch Bayh, 2b, Milan
- Blake Lewis, rp, Almaty
- Bo Bice, lf, Washington
- Bob Dole, rp, Almaty
- Bobby Moore, mr, Kratovo
- Bohuslav Sobotka, ss, Brussels/on waivers
- Boris Gelfand, sp, Broadway
- Boris Strugatsky, c, Brooklyn
- Bucky Katt, sp, Philadelphia
- Buster Bluth, 2b, Los Angeles
C
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan, ss, San Jose
- Captain Olimar, ss, Berkeley
- Carl Levin, 1b, Brooklyn
- Carlton Banks, 2b, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Carmen Sandiego, sp, Seattle
- Carol Moseley Braun, 3b, on waivers
- Carrie Brownstein, rp, Broadway
- Catbert, sp, Brussels
- Catharine MacKinnon, lf, Berkeley
- Cesar Chavez, 2b, Los Angeles
- Cesare Maldini, sp, Kratovo
- Cezary Balicki, 3b, Las Vegas
- Chad Smith, 1b, Seattle
- Chairman Sheng-Ji Yang, rp, San Jose
- Chandler Bing, 3b, Los Angeles
- Charles Cotesworth Pickney, sp, Almaty
- Charles G. Dawes, sp, Stockholm
- Charles Nicolle, cf, Brussels
- Charles Scott Sherrington, cf, Stockholm
- Che Guevara, cf, Berkeley
- Chris Redfield, 3b, Washington
- Christopher Wolstenholme, rf, Seattle
- Cissnei, 1b, Brooklyn/on waivers
- Clarissa Darling, cf, Los Angeles
- Cody Rhodes, rp, on waivers
- Colonel Corazón Santiago, cf, San Jose
- Commissioner Pravin Lal, sp, San Jose
- Corin Tucker, rp, Seattle
- Crystal Bowersox, sp, Philadelphia
- Crystal Renn, rf, Milan
- Cybil Bennett, rp, San Jose
- Cyrano de Bergerac, sp, Broadway
- Cyril Tourneur, ss, Broadway
D
- Dale Cooper, 3b, Dodge City
- Daniel Abraham, cf, Dodge City
- Daniel Akaka, rp, Washington
- Daniel Colman, rp, on waivers
- Daniel Ellsberg, sp, Berkeley
- Daniel Muessig, rp, Dodge City
- Daniel Patrick Moynihan, 3b, Washington
- Daniel Webster, c, Washington
- Danny Butterman, 3b, Dodge City
- Dante, lf, San Jose
- David Banner, lf, Almaty
- David Benyamine, rp, Las Vegas
- David Bird, c, Acton
- Delenn, rf, Acton
- Delio Gamboa, rf, Kratovo
- Diana DeGarmo, rp, on waivers
- Diogo Freitas do Amaral, ss, Acton/Stockholm
- Djalma Santos, mr, Washington
- Don Pierrot de Navarre, sp, Philadelphia/Broadway
- Douglas Wambaugh, cf, Brooklyn
- Dragoslav Sekularac, rf, Brooklyn
- Drazan Jerkovic, c, on waivers
E
- Edgar Douglas Adrian, lf, Stockholm
- Edmond Rostand, rp, Kratovo
- Edvaldo Ezidio Neto, cf, Los Angeles
- Edward Snowden, sp, Berkeley
- Edwin Abbott Abbott, 1b, Brooklyn
- Elizabeth Bear, 1b, Seattle
- Elizabeth Hand, rp, on waivers
- Elizabeth Warren, ss, Washington
- Ellen Morgan, mr, Los Angeles
- Emil Constantinescu, sp, Dodge City
- Emily DiDonato, sp, Milan
- Enrico Letta, c, on waivers
- Enzo Robotti, rp, on waivers
- Eric Stoner, rp, Las Vegas
- Erik Axel Karlfeldt, rp, Stockholm
- Eugene McCarthy, rf, on waivers
- Eusebio, ss, Kratovo
- Everett Dirksen, c, Washington
F
- Ferdinand Braun, 2b, Stockholm
- Ferdinand Buisson, sp, on waivers
- Firefrorefiddle, cf, Philadelphia
- Florence Welch, rp, on waivers
- Florian Albert, 3b, Kratovo
- Forrest Bedford, lf, Dodge City
- Fran Fine, mr, Los Angeles
- Franklin Delano Bluth, rf, Broadway
- Frederick Gowland Hopkins, cf, Stockholm
- Friedrich Bergius, c, on waivers
- Friedrich Engels, ss, Berkeley
G
- G'Kar, lf, Acton
- Gabriel Chagas, ss, Las Vegas
- Gabriel Lippmann, 3b, Stockholm
- Georg Buchner, rf, Broadway
- George Bluth, ss, Kratovo
- George Frisbie Hoar, lf, on waivers
- George Kelly, sp, Kratovo
- George McGovern, sp, Almaty
- George Michael Bluth, 1b, Los Angeles
- George Oscar Bluth II, lf, Philadelphia
- George Stollenwerk, rp, Las Vegas
- George Villiers, 3b, Broadway
- Giovanni Trapattoni, rp, Kratovo
- Glenn Close, c, Almaty
- Glenn Grotheim, c, Las Vegas
- Gordon Banks, sp, Kratovo
- Grace Jones, 2b, on waivers
- Grace Kelly, sp, Los Angeles
- Grand Duke William IV, sp, Washington
- Grim Ripper, lf, San Jose
- Grover Norquist, c, on waivers
- Gustav Stresemann, sp, Stockholm
- Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo, 2b, Brooklyn
- Gwyneth Jones, sp, Brooklyn
H
- Hansruedi Fuhrer, c, Kratovo
- Harri Holkeri, 3b, Brussels
- Harry Edgerton, 2b, Dodge City
- Harry Mason, sp, San Jose
- Heidi Mount, lf, on waivers
- Helmut Kohl, lf, Brussels
- Helmut Schmidt, 1b, on waivers
- Henry Kissinger, sp, Almaty
- Hercules, 2b, Acton
- Horst Kohler, sp, Brussels
- Howard Weinstein, lf, Las Vegas
- Howard Zinn, rp, Berkeley
- Hrotsvitha of Gandersheim, 2b, Seattle
I
J
- J.J. Thomson, 2b, Stockholm/Los Angeles
- Jackie Robinson, lf, Kratovo/Philadelphia
- Jadzia Dax, sp, Acton
- Jair Ventura Filho, ss, Kratovo
- Jake Brigance, 1b, Dodge City
- Jake Sisko, mr, Acton
- James "Sonny" Crockett, rf, Acton
- James Blaylock, 3b, on waivers
- James Franck, ss, Almaty
- James Goldman, cf, Kratovo
- James M. Cox, 1b, Almaty
- James Meade, mr, Stockholm
- Jamie Casino, mr, Dodge City
- Jane Jacobs, 1b, Berkeley
- Janice Dickinson, rp, Almaty
- Jawaharlal Nehru, c, Berkeley
- Jaxson de Ville, 3b, Philadelphia
- Jay Lake, rp, Brooklyn
- Jazz, rf, Los Angeles
- Jean Baptiste Perrin, 2b, Stockholm/Philadelphia
- Jean Djorkaeff, sp, Kratovo
- Jean-Luc Picard, rp, Washington
- Jeffrey Ford, ss, Washington
- Jeffrey Sinclair, 1b, on waivers
- Jessica Gomes, ss, on waivers
- Jessica White, lf, Milan
- Jim Rockford, rp, Dodge City
- Jimmy James, rp, Berkeley
- Jimmy Tamborello, cf, Philadelphia
- Joanna Dark, sp, San Jose
- Joanne K. Rowling, rp, on waivers
- Joaquim Barbosa, sp, Dodge City
- Johannes van der Waals, 3b, Stockholm/Brooklyn
- John Burgoyne, c, Broadway
- John C. Fremont, 2b, Almaty/on waivers
- John Dragonetti, rf, Seattle
- John Dryden, lf, Broadway
- John Hicks, mr, Stockholm
- John Hurd, 1b, Las Vegas
- John James Richard Macleod, rf, Stockholm/on waivers
- John Kerry, ss, Almaty
- John Kranyak, c, on waivers
- John Langdon, 1b, Washington
- John McCain, lf, Almaty
- John Sheridan, ss, Acton
- John W. Davis, 3b, Almaty
- Johnny Cash, cf, Seattle
- Johnny Haynes, cf, Kratovo
- Johnny Marr, mr, Seattle
- Johnny Napalm, mr, San Jose
- Johnny Utah, rf, Dodge City
- Jon Courteney Grimwood, ss, Brooklyn
- Jon Murad, 2b, Dodge City
- Jorge Luis Borges, cf, Brooklyn
- Jose Sanfilippo, lf, Broadway/on waivers
- Jourdan Dunn, sp, Milan
- Jourdan Miller, 2b, Milan
- Juan Ruiz de Alarcon, cf, San Jose
- Juho Kusti Paasikivi, rp, Dodge City/on waivers
- Julian Bashir, sp, Acton
- Julianne Moore, rp, Almaty
- Julius Wagner-Jauregg, lf, Brussels
- Just Fontaine, 1b, Los Angeles
K
- Kage Baker, sp, Brooklyn
- Kaiser Wilhelm II, rp, Brussels
- Kamala Harris, mr, Dodge City
- Karel Capek, sp, Broadway/Almaty
- Karen Mulder, rp, on waivers
- Karen Walker, c, Los Angeles
- Karl Landsteiner, lf, Stockholm
- Katharine McPhee, sp, Almaty
- Katsia Zingarevich, rp, Milan
- Kele Okereke, 1b, Washington
- Kelly Link, 2b, on waivers
- Ken MacLeod, cf, Brooklyn
- Kid, 2b, San Jose
- Kij Johnson, mr, Brooklyn
- Kim Schifino, rp, Seattle
- Kim Shattuck, rp, Seattle
- King Edward VII, rp, Berkeley
- King Hamlet, cf, San Jose
- King Karl XIII, rp, Brussels
- King Willem II, rp, on waivers
- King Willem III, rp, Brussels
- Kira Nerys, sp, Acton
- Kirsten Gillibrand, cf, Acton
- Kitty Purry, rp, Philadelphia
- Kitty Sanchez, sp, Los Angeles
- Knut Hamsun, rp, on waivers
- Konrad Adenauer, cf, Broadway
- Kosh, 3b, Acton
- Kot Leopold, c, Philadelphia
- Krile Baldesion, 3b, Kratovo
- Kurd Lasswitz, mr, Brooklyn
- Kurt Georg Kiesinger, 1b, Brussels
- Kylie Bax, 1b, Milan
L
- Lady Deirdre Skye, rf, San Jose
- Laimdota Straujuma, 1b, Brussels
- Lajos Egri, rf, Broadway
- Laura Kirkpatrick, rf, Milan
- Lauren Aliaina, cf, Stockholm
- Lauren Beukes, mr, Brooklyn
- Lauren Bush, c, Milan
- Lavie Tidhar, mr, Brooklyn
- Lenna Tycoon, c, San Jose
- Lennier, 2b, on waivers
- Leonardo DiCaprio, lf, Almaty
- Leonid Kantorovich, mr, Stockholm
- Les Claypool, c, Seattle
- Leverett Saltonstall, rp, Brooklyn
- Lewis Cass, rp, Stockholm
- Lindsay Funke, rf, Los Angeles
- Lindsey Buckingham, rp, Seattle
- Liu Cixin, sp, Brooklyn
- Liz Williams, lf, Brooklyn
- Londo Mollari, cf, Acton
- Louk Verhees Jr., c, San Jose
- Lowell Mather, sp, Los Angeles
- Lucian of Samosata, rp, Brooklyn
- Lucille Austero, rf, Los Angeles
- Lucille Bluth, 2b, Los Angeles
- Lucretia Mott, 3b, Berkeley
- Ludwig Quidde, sp, Stockholm
- Luis Artime, cf, Kratovo
- Luis Suarez Miramontes, 1b, Kratovo
M
- Madigan Shive, rp, Seattle/on waivers
- Maeby Funke, ss, Los Angeles
- Malala Yousafzai, rf, Dodge City
- Manuel Valls, rf, Brussels
- Marcelo Branco, 2b, Las Vegas
- Margaret Sanger, mr, Berkeley
- Mario Zagallo, 3b, Kratovo
- Mark Foster, ss, Seattle
- Mark Geragos, rp, Broadway
- Mark Itabashi, lf, Las Vegas
- Mart Siimann, cf, Brussels
- Martii Ahtisaari, sp, Brussels
- Martin Hart, lf, Dodge City
- Martin Luther King Jr., rf, Washington
- Martok, sp, Acton
- Mary Doria Russell, sp, Brooklyn
- Master Chief, sp, San Jose
- Mate Fenyvesi, rf, Washington
- Matt Followill, ss, Brussels
- Matteo Renzi, ss, Brussels
- Maxime Vachier-Lagrave, sp, Las Vegas
- Merril Bainbridge, sp, Brussels
- Michael Angelakos, 3b, Seattle
- Michael Bluth, rf, Los Angeles
- Michael Chabon, sp, Brooklyn
- Michel Jeury, mr, Brooklyn
- Mike McDonald, mr, Las Vegas
- Miles O'Brien, sp, Acton
- Milos Zeman, mr, Broadway
- Misty Malarky Ying Yang, rp, Philadelphia
- Mitt Romney, rp, Philadelphia
- Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, 2b, Berkeley
- Monica Bellucci, rf, Milan
- Monica Geller, mr, Los Angeles
- Morn, sp, Brussels/on waivers
- Mr. Bigglesworth, rp, Philadelphia
- Mr. Jinks, cf, Philadelphia
- Mr. Resetti, ss, San Jose
- Mrs. Chippy, 1b, Philadelphia
- Munich Mouser, rf, Philadelphia
N
- Nahum Tate, rp, Broadway/Dodge City
- Natasha Barnard, sp, Milan
- Nathan Soderblom, sp, Stockholm
- Navi, 3b, San Jose
- Neko Case, rp, Seattle
- Nekobasu, ss, Broadway
- Neville Flynn, rp, on waivers
- Nick L'Ecuyer, 2b, Las Vegas
- Nicos Anastasiades, ss, Milan
- Nilson Santos, rp, Seattle
- Noam Chomsky, 2b, Berkeley
O
P
- Pat Cadigan, sp, Brooklyn
- Patrick Chan, 3b, Los Angeles
- Paul Wellstone, sp, Washington
- Paul de Smet de Naeyer, ss, Dodge City/Acton
- Peter Svidler, sp, Las Vegas
- Peter Watts, ss, Washington
- Peyton Manning, 3b, Almaty
- Phoebe Buffay, lf, Los Angeles
- Pierre Beaumarchais, cf, on waivers
- Pierre Pflimlin, c, Brussels
- Preet Bharara, rp, Dodge City
- Princess Nausicaa, mr, on waivers
- Prosper Poullet, 3b, Las Vegas
- Puss in Boots, mr, Philadelphia/Stockholm
Q
- Quark, rp, Acton/Stockholm
R
- Rachel Nichols, rf, Milan/Broadway
- Raine Maida, c, on waivers
- Ramon de la Cruz, sp, Kratovo
- Reader Rabbit, sp, Philadelphia
- Reino Kuuskoski, rf, Stockholm/on waivers
- Richard Flecknoe, rp, on waivers
- Richard Henry Lee, sp, Washington
- Richard Lugar, 2b, Washington
- Richard Parker, sp, Philadelphia
- Riley Keough, 2b, Milan
- Rob Thomas, 1b, Seattle
- Robert La Follette, rp, Washington/Dodge City
- Robert Morris, mr, on waivers
- Rudolph von Bitter Rucker, rp, Washington
- Rueful Rabbit, c, Las Vegas
- Rumpleteazer, rp, Philadelphia
- Russell Lissack, ss, Seattle
- Rustin Cohle, sp, Dodge City
S
- S.I. Hayakawa, c, on waivers
- Sabrina Spellman, rp, Los Angeles
- Sara Sampaio, c, Milan
- Scar, mr, Philadelphia
- Selah Lively, c, Acton/on waivers
- Serge, rf, San Jose
- Shakhriyar Mamedyarov, sp, Las Vegas
- Shere Khan, sp, Philadelphia
- Si, sp, Brussels
- Simon Bolivar, 1b, Berkeley
- Simon Kuznets, mr, Stockholm/Acton
- Simona Halep, mr, Almaty
- Simone de Beauvoir, ss, Berkeley
- Sister Miriam Godwinson, sp, San Jose
- Sjoert Brink, lf, Las Vegas
- Socks, 1b, Stockholm
- Sojourner Truth, 1b, Brooklyn
- Sophie Anderton, sp, Milan
- Stephen Franklin, 2b, Acton
- Stephen Schwartz, 1b, Broadway
- Steve Beatty, lf, Washington
- Stimpy, mr, Philadelphia
- Stjepan Mesic, sp, Brussels/Broadway
- Susan B. Anthony, rp, Berkeley
- Susan Ivanova, ss, Acton/on waivers
- Susan Saladoff, rp, on waivers
T
- Taavi Roivas, 1b, Brussels
- Taf Anthias, lf, Las Vegas
- Tanya Donelly, rp, San Jose
- Tatjana Patitz, rp, Milan
- Ted Chiang, ss, on waivers
- Ted Kennedy, sp, Washington
- Tessa Virtue, 2b, San Jose
- The Cat in the Hat, cf, Philadelphia
- The Doctor, lf, Acton
- The Fresh Prince, mr, on waivers
- Thomas Hunt Morgan, cf, Stockholm
- Tidus, sp, Almaty
- Tim Taylor, sp, Los Angeles
- Titus Bubernik, rp, on waivers
- Tobias Funke, rp, Los Angeles
- Toccara Jones, rp, Milan
- Tom Petty, cf, Seattle
- Tomas Pospichal, cf, Acton
- Toni Garrn, 1b, Milan
- Torquil Campbell, 2b, Philadelphia
U
V
- Vanessa Selbst, rp, Las Vegas
- Vendela Kirsebom, lf, Milan
- Veronica Webb, rp, Milan
- Victor Rodolfo Esparrago Videla, c, Kratovo
- Viktor Ponedelnik, ss, Kratovo
- Vir Cotto, cf, Acton
- Vladimir Spidla, cf, Brussels
W
- Walter Hasenclever, 2b, Broadway/Almaty
- Walter Hess, ss, on waivers
- Who Dey, ss, Philadelphia
- William Bratton, ss, Acton
- William Jennings Bryan, c, Seattle
- William Pappaconstantinou, sp, Las Vegas
- William S. Gilbert, cf, Berkeley
- William Seward, sp, Washington
- William T. Riker, sp, Acton
- Willy Brandt, ss, Brussels
- Winfield Scott, mr, Almaty
- Wladyslaw Reymont, rp, Stockholm
- Wlodzimierz Cimoszewicz, 3b, on waivers
- Worf, sp, Washington
X
Y
Z
By positionCatchers
- Andrew Lloyd Webber, Broadway
- Asparagus, Berkeley
- Boris Strugatsky, Brooklyn
- Daniel Webster, Washington
- David Bird, Acton
- Drazan Jerkovic, on waivers
- Enrico Letta, on waivers
- Everett Dirksen, Washington
- Friedrich Bergius, on waivers
- Glenn Close, Almaty
- Glenn Grotheim, Las Vegas
- Grover Norquist, on waivers
- Hansruedi Fuhrer, Kratovo
- Jawaharlal Nehru, Berkeley
- John Burgoyne, Broadway
- John Kranyak, on waivers
- Karen Walker, Los Angeles
- Kot Leopold, Philadelphia
- Lauren Bush, Milan
- Lenna Tycoon, San Jose
- Les Claypool, Seattle
- Louk Verhees Jr., San Jose
- Pierre Pflimlin, Brussels
- Raine Maida, on waivers
- Rueful Rabbit, Las Vegas
- S.I. Hayakawa, on waivers
- Sara Sampaio, Milan
- Selah Lively, Acton/on waivers
- Victor Rodolfo Esparrago Videla, Kratovo
- William Jennings Bryan, Seattle
First Basemen
- Abbie Hoffman, Berkeley/on waivers
- Anibal Tarabini, Kratovo
- Annette Bening, Almaty
- Arnold Bronnen, Broadway
- Carl Levin, Brooklyn
- Chad Smith, Seattle
- Cissnei, Brooklyn/on waivers
- Edwin Abbott Abbott, Brooklyn
- Elizabeth Bear, Seattle
- George Michael Bluth, Los Angeles
- Helmut Schmidt, on waivers
- Jake Brigance, Dodge City
- James M. Cox, Almaty
- Jane Jacobs, Berkeley
- Jeffrey Sinclair, on waivers
- John Hurd, Las Vegas
- John Langdon, Washington
- Just Fontaine, Los Angeles
- Kele Okereke, Washington
- Kurt Georg Kiesinger, Brussels
- Kylie Bax, Milan
- Laimdota Straujuma, Brussels
- Luis Suarez Miramontes, Kratovo
- Mrs. Chippy, Philadelphia
- Rob Thomas, Seattle
- Simon Bolivar, Berkeley
- Socks, Stockholm
- Sojourner Truth, Brooklyn
- Stephen Schwartz, Broadway
- Taavi Roivas, Brussels
- Toni Garrn, Milan
- Xavier Bettel, Brussels
Second Basemen
- Albert A. Michelson, Stockholm
- Aleksandras Abisala, Brussels
- Barend Biesheuvel, Brussels
- Bauke Muller, Las Vegas
- Benigno Aquino Jr., Berkeley
- Birch Bayh, Milan
- Buster Bluth, Los Angeles
- Carlton Banks, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Cesar Chavez, Los Angeles
- Ferdinand Braun, Stockholm
- Grace Jones, on waivers
- Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo, Brooklyn
- Harry Edgerton, Dodge City
- Hercules, Acton
- Hrotsvitha of Gandersheim, Seattle
- J.J. Thomson, Stockholm/Los Angeles
- Jean Baptiste Perrin, Stockholm/Philadelphia
- John C. Fremont, Almaty/on waivers
- Jon Murad, Dodge City
- Jourdan Miller, Milan
- Kelly Link, on waivers
- Kid, San Jose
- Lennier, on waivers
- Lucille Bluth, Los Angeles
- Marcelo Branco, Las Vegas
- Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, Berkeley
- Nick L'Ecuyer, Las Vegas
- Noam Chomsky, Berkeley
- Otto Warburg, Stockholm
- Richard Lugar, Washington
- Riley Keough, Milan
- Stephen Franklin, Acton
- Tessa Virtue, San Jose
- Torquil Campbell, Philadelphia
- Walter Hasenclever, Broadway/Almaty
Third Basemen
- Adam Beaudreaux, Acton
- Alfredo Stefano di Stefano Laulhe, Brooklyn/on waivers
- Arkady Strugatsky, Brooklyn/on waivers
- Carol Moseley Braun, on waivers
- Cezary Balicki, Las Vegas
- Chandler Bing, Los Angeles
- Chris Redfield, Washington
- Dale Cooper, Dodge City
- Daniel Patrick Moynihan, Washington
- Danny Butterman, Dodge City
- Florian Albert, Kratovo
- Gabriel Lippmann, Stockholm
- George Villiers, Broadway
- Harri Holkeri, Brussels
- Isaac Brock, Seattle
- James Blaylock, on waivers
- Jaxson de Ville, Philadelphia
- Johannes van der Waals, Stockholm/Brooklyn
- John W. Davis, Almaty
- Kosh, Acton
- Krile Baldesion, Kratovo
- Lucretia Mott, Berkeley
- Mario Zagallo, Kratovo
- Michael Angelakos, Seattle
- Navi, San Jose
- Patrick Chan, Los Angeles
- Peyton Manning, Almaty
- Prosper Poullet, Las Vegas
- Wlodzimierz Cimoszewicz, on waivers
Shortstops
- Academician Prokhor Zakharov, San Jose
- Adam Zmudzinski, Las Vegas
- Adolf Scherer, Kratovo
- Al Franken, Stockholm
- Allan Pinkerton, Dodge City/Broadway
- Atticus Finch, Dodge City
- Bohuslav Sobotka, Brussels/on waivers
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan, San Jose
- Captain Olimar, Berkeley
- Cyril Tourneur, Broadway
- Diogo Freitas do Amaral, Acton/Stockholm
- Elizabeth Warren, Washington
- Eusebio, Kratovo
- Friedrich Engels, Berkeley
- Gabriel Chagas, Las Vegas
- George Bluth, Kratovo
- Indulis Emsis, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Jair Ventura Filho, Kratovo
- James Franck, Almaty
- Jeffrey Ford, Washington
- Jessica Gomes, on waivers
- John Kerry, Almaty
- John Sheridan, Acton
- Jon Courteney Grimwood, Brooklyn
- Maeby Funke, Los Angeles
- Mark Foster, Seattle
- Matt Followill, Brussels
- Matteo Renzi, Brussels
- Mr. Resetti, San Jose
- Nekobasu, Broadway
- Nicos Anastasiades, Milan
- Paul de Smet de Naeyer, Dodge City/Acton
- Peter Watts, Washington
- Russell Lissack, Seattle
- Simone de Beauvoir, Berkeley
- Susan Ivanova, Acton/on waivers
- Ted Chiang, on waivers
- Viktor Ponedelnik, Kratovo
- Walter Hess, on waivers
- Who Dey, Philadelphia
- William Bratton, Acton
- Willy Brandt, Brussels
- Zack Fair, Broadway
Left Fielders
- Alfonse D'Amato, Dodge City
- Arthur H. Compton, Seattle
- Bella Abzug, Berkeley
- Ben Matlock, Dodge City
- Bo Bice, Washington
- Catharine MacKinnon, Berkeley
- Dante, San Jose
- David Banner, Almaty
- Edgar Douglas Adrian, Stockholm
- Forrest Bedford, Dodge City
- G'Kar, Acton
- George Frisbie Hoar, on waivers
- George Oscar Bluth II, Philadelphia
- Grim Ripper, San Jose
- Heidi Mount, on waivers
- Helmut Kohl, Brussels
- Howard Weinstein, Las Vegas
- Jackie Robinson, Kratovo/Philadelphia
- Jessica White, Milan
- John Dryden, Broadway
- John McCain, Almaty
- Jose Sanfilippo, Broadway/on waivers
- Julius Wagner-Jauregg, Brussels
- Karl Landsteiner, Stockholm
- Leonardo DiCaprio, Almaty
- Liz Williams, Brooklyn
- Mark Itabashi, Las Vegas
- Martin Hart, Dodge City
- Phoebe Buffay, Los Angeles
- Sjoert Brink, Las Vegas
- Steve Beatty, Washington
- Taf Anthias, Las Vegas
- The Doctor, Acton
- Vendela Kirsebom, Milan
- Yuna Kim, Almaty
Center Fielders
- Adlai Stevenson, Almaty
- Alfredo Versace, Las Vegas
- All Ball, on waivers
- Angel Labruna, Broadway
- Ariel Meredith, Milan
- Avicii, Seattle
- Axel Steel, San Jose
- Charles Nicolle, Brussels
- Charles Scott Sherrington, Stockholm
- Che Guevara, Berkeley
- Clarissa Darling, Los Angeles
- Colonel Corazón Santiago, San Jose
- Daniel Abraham, Dodge City
- Douglas Wambaugh, Brooklyn
- Edvaldo Ezidio Neto, Los Angeles
- Firefrorefiddle, Philadelphia
- Frederick Gowland Hopkins, Stockholm
- Igor Netto, Berkeley
- Ivan Ilyich, Washington
- James Goldman, Kratovo
- Jimmy Tamborello, Philadelphia
- Johnny Cash, Seattle
- Johnny Haynes, Kratovo
- Jorge Luis Borges, Brooklyn
- Juan Ruiz de Alarcon, San Jose
- Ken MacLeod, Brooklyn
- King Hamlet, San Jose
- Kirsten Gillibrand, Acton
- Konrad Adenauer, Broadway
- Lauren Aliaina, Stockholm
- Londo Mollari, Acton
- Luis Artime, Kratovo
- Mart Siimann, Brussels
- Mr. Jinks, Philadelphia
- Pierre Beaumarchais, on waivers
- The Cat in the Hat, Philadelphia
- Thomas Hunt Morgan, Stockholm
- Tom Petty, Seattle
- Tomas Pospichal, Acton
- Vir Cotto, Acton
- Vladimir Spidla, Brussels
- William S. Gilbert, Berkeley
Right Fielders
- Agustin Madala, Las Vegas
- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, Stockholm
- Andrea Dworkin, Berkeley
- Andrew Luck, Almaty/on waivers
- Archbishop Makarios III, Las Vegas
- Christopher Wolstenholme, Seattle
- Crystal Renn, Milan
- Delenn, Acton
- Delio Gamboa, Kratovo
- Dragoslav Sekularac, Brooklyn
- Eugene McCarthy, on waivers
- Franklin Delano Bluth, Broadway
- Georg Buchner, Broadway
- James "Sonny" Crockett, Acton
- Jazz, Los Angeles
- John Dragonetti, Seattle
- John James Richard Macleod, Stockholm/on waivers
- Johnny Utah, Dodge City
- Lady Deirdre Skye, San Jose
- Lajos Egri, Broadway
- Laura Kirkpatrick, Milan
- Lindsay Funke, Los Angeles
- Lucille Austero, Los Angeles
- Malala Yousafzai, Dodge City
- Manuel Valls, Brussels
- Martin Luther King Jr., Washington
- Mate Fenyvesi, Washington
- Michael Bluth, Los Angeles
- Monica Bellucci, Milan
- Munich Mouser, Philadelphia
- Rachel Nichols, Milan/Broadway
- Reino Kuuskoski, Stockholm/on waivers
- Serge, San Jose
Starting Pitchers
- Adam Lambert, on waivers
- Amy Millan, Seattle
- Andy Dufresne, Seattle
- Aslan, Philadelphia
- Babette March, Milan
- Bagheera, Brussels
- Bartz Klauser, San Jose
- Benjamin Sisko, Acton
- Boris Gelfand, Broadway
- Bucky Katt, Philadelphia
- Carmen Sandiego, Seattle
- Catbert, Brussels
- Cesare Maldini, Kratovo
- Charles Cotesworth Pickney, Almaty
- Charles G. Dawes, Stockholm
- Commissioner Pravin Lal, San Jose
- Crystal Bowersox, Philadelphia
- Cyrano de Bergerac, Broadway
- Daniel Ellsberg, Berkeley
- Don Pierrot de Navarre, Philadelphia/Broadway
- Edward Snowden, Berkeley
- Emil Constantinescu, Dodge City
- Emily DiDonato, Milan
- Ferdinand Buisson, on waivers
- George Kelly, Kratovo
- George McGovern, Almaty
- Gordon Banks, Kratovo
- Grace Kelly, Los Angeles
- Grand Duke William IV, Washington
- Gustav Stresemann, Stockholm
- Gwyneth Jones, Brooklyn
- Harry Mason, San Jose
- Henry Kissinger, Almaty
- Horst Kohler, Brussels
- Jadzia Dax, Acton
- Jean Djorkaeff, Kratovo
- Joanna Dark, San Jose
- Joaquim Barbosa, Dodge City
- Jourdan Dunn, Milan
- Julian Bashir, Acton
- Kage Baker, Brooklyn
- Karel Capek, Broadway/Almaty
- Katharine McPhee, Almaty
- Kira Nerys, Acton
- Kitty Sanchez, Los Angeles
- Liu Cixin, Brooklyn
- Lowell Mather, Los Angeles
- Ludwig Quidde, Stockholm
- Martii Ahtisaari, Brussels
- Martok, Acton
- Mary Doria Russell, Brooklyn
- Master Chief, San Jose
- Maxime Vachier-Lagrave, Las Vegas
- Merril Bainbridge, Brussels
- Michael Chabon, Brooklyn
- Miles O'Brien, Acton
- Morn, Brussels/on waivers
- Natasha Barnard, Milan
- Nathan Soderblom, Stockholm
- Odo, Acton
- Oscar Hammerstein II, Broadway
- Pat Cadigan, Brooklyn
- Paul Wellstone, Washington
- Peter Svidler, Las Vegas
- Ramon de la Cruz, Kratovo
- Reader Rabbit, Philadelphia
- Richard Henry Lee, Washington
- Richard Parker, Philadelphia
- Rustin Cohle, Dodge City
- Shakhriyar Mamedyarov, Las Vegas
- Shere Khan, Philadelphia
- Si, Brussels
- Sister Miriam Godwinson, San Jose
- Sophie Anderton, Milan
- Stjepan Mesic, Brussels/Broadway
- Ted Kennedy, Washington
- Tidus, Almaty
- Tim Taylor, Los Angeles
- William Pappaconstantinou, Las Vegas
- William Seward, Washington
- William T. Riker, Acton
- Worf, Washington
Middle Relievers
- Agent K, on waivers
- Agustin Moreto, Broadway
- Allen Grubman, Dodge City
- Analeigh Tipton, Brooklyn/on waivers
- Andrew Breitbart, Berkeley
- Bobby Moore, Kratovo
- Djalma Santos, Washington
- Ellen Morgan, Los Angeles
- Fran Fine, Los Angeles
- Jake Sisko, Acton
- James Meade, Stockholm
- Jamie Casino, Dodge City
- John Hicks, Stockholm
- Johnny Marr, Seattle
- Johnny Napalm, San Jose
- Kamala Harris, Dodge City
- Kij Johnson, Brooklyn
- Kurd Lasswitz, Brooklyn
- Lauren Beukes, Brooklyn
- Lavie Tidhar, Brooklyn
- Leonid Kantorovich, Stockholm
- Margaret Sanger, Berkeley
- Michel Jeury, Brooklyn
- Mike McDonald, Las Vegas
- Milos Zeman, Broadway
- Monica Geller, Los Angeles
- Princess Nausicaa, on waivers
- Puss in Boots, Philadelphia/Stockholm
- Robert Morris, on waivers
- Scar, Philadelphia
- Simon Kuznets, Stockholm/Acton
- Simona Halep, Almaty
- Stimpy, Philadelphia
- The Fresh Prince, on waivers
- Winfield Scott, Almaty
Relief Pitchers
- Aaron Burr, Almaty
- Agent J, Dodge City
- Alan Cranston, Washington
- Alexandra Daddario, Milan
- Altair Gomes de Figueiredo, Kratovo
- Amy Klobuchar, on waivers
- Anatole France, Broadway
- Andi Dorfman, Dodge City
- Anne Vyalitsyna, Milan
- Antal Szentmihalyi, on waivers
- Aristides de Sousa Mendes, Berkeley
- Behati Prinsloo, Milan
- Berti Vogts, Kratovo
- Beverly Johnson, on waivers
- Blake Lewis, Almaty
- Bob Dole, Almaty
- Carrie Brownstein, Broadway
- Chairman Sheng-Ji Yang, San Jose
- Cody Rhodes, on waivers
- Corin Tucker, Seattle
- Cybil Bennett, San Jose
- Daniel Akaka, Washington
- Daniel Colman, on waivers
- Daniel Muessig, Dodge City
- David Benyamine, Las Vegas
- Diana DeGarmo, on waivers
- Edmond Rostand, Kratovo
- Elizabeth Hand, on waivers
- Enzo Robotti, on waivers
- Eric Stoner, Las Vegas
- Erik Axel Karlfeldt, Stockholm
- Florence Welch, on waivers
- George Stollenwerk, Las Vegas
- Giovanni Trapattoni, Kratovo
- Howard Zinn, Berkeley
- Janice Dickinson, Almaty
- Jay Lake, Brooklyn
- Jean-Luc Picard, Washington
- Jim Rockford, Dodge City
- Jimmy James, Berkeley
- Joanne K. Rowling, on waivers
- Juho Kusti Paasikivi, Dodge City/on waivers
- Julianne Moore, Almaty
- Kaiser Wilhelm II, Brussels
- Karen Mulder, on waivers
- Katsia Zingarevich, Milan
- Kim Schifino, Seattle
- Kim Shattuck, Seattle
- King Edward VII, Berkeley
- King Karl XIII, Brussels
- King Willem II, on waivers
- King Willem III, Brussels
- Kitty Purry, Philadelphia
- Knut Hamsun, on waivers
- Leverett Saltonstall, Brooklyn
- Lewis Cass, Stockholm
- Lindsey Buckingham, Seattle
- Lucian of Samosata, Brooklyn
- Madigan Shive, Seattle/on waivers
- Mark Geragos, Broadway
- Misty Malarky Ying Yang, Philadelphia
- Mitt Romney, Philadelphia
- Mr. Bigglesworth, Philadelphia
- Nahum Tate, Broadway/Dodge City
- Neko Case, Seattle
- Neville Flynn, on waivers
- Nilson Santos, Seattle
- Preet Bharara, Dodge City
- Quark, Acton/Stockholm
- Richard Flecknoe, on waivers
- Robert La Follette, Washington/Dodge City
- Rudolph von Bitter Rucker, Washington
- Rumpleteazer, Philadelphia
- Sabrina Spellman, Los Angeles
- Susan B. Anthony, Berkeley
- Susan Saladoff, on waivers
- Tanya Donelly, San Jose
- Tatjana Patitz, Milan
- Titus Bubernik, on waivers
- Tobias Funke, Los Angeles
- Toccara Jones, Milan
- Vanessa Selbst, Las Vegas
- Veronica Webb, Milan
- Wladyslaw Reymont, Stockholm