Roster for Washington Gridlock:

Catchers:

• 4039 Everett Dirksen, 23, c (114 G, 1.4 DR/40, -3.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4090 Daniel Webster, 22, c (89 G, 2.9 DR/40, 8.0 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 3387 Kele Okereke, 29, 1b (438 G, 0.2 DR/40, 5.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 3589 Richard Lugar, 25, 2b (350 G, -2.3 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4191 Patty Murray, 19, 2b (25 G, -6.1 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 3667 Daniel Patrick Moynihan, 27, 3b (369 G, -3.6 DR/40, 4.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 3478 Chris Redfield, 29, 3b (342 G, -0.7 DR/40, -5.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 3683 Peter Watts, 26, ss (274 G, -0.4 DR/40, 0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 4137 Elizabeth Warren, 20, ss (63 G, -5.3 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 3241 Steve Beatty, 32, lf (542 G, 0.6 DR/40, 0.5 OR/40)
• 3426 Bo Bice, 29, lf (425 G, -1.4 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 3380 Worf, 31, sp (196 G, 0.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3776 Paul Wellstone, 22, sp (114 G, -4.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3891 William Seward, 21, sp (35 G, -10.4 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 4240 Warren Magnuson, 19, mr (22 G, 13.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3523 Jean-Luc Picard, 28, rp (154 G, -7.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3660 Rudolph von Bitter Rucker, 24, rp (129 G, -1.2 PRAA/300)
• 3994 Daniel Akaka, 24, rp (55 G, 1.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4016 Alan Cranston, 22, rp (24 G, -7.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4225 Watson Squire, 19, rp (15 G, -6.7 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 4143 Toni Garrn, 19, 1b (24 G, -2.7 DR/40, -7.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 4223 Homer Bone, 18, cf (1 G, 0.0 DR/40, 4.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4165 Lewis Schwellenbach, 18, sp (who?)
• 4217 Prophet Cha Dawn, 18, sp
• 4224 Einars Repse, 19, 3b (who?)
• 4235 Henry "Scoop" Jackson, 19, sp (who?)