Back to SimBase home | Back to Year 45 Home

SimBase Players, Year 45

By name: A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M | N | O | P | Q | R | S | T | U | V | W | X | Y | Z

By position: c | 1b | 2b | 3b | ss | lf | cf | rf | sp | mr | rp

Aaron Burr, rp, Almaty
Academician Prokhor Zakharov, ss, San Jose
Adam Beaudreaux, 3b, Acton
Adam Zmudzinski, ss, Las Vegas
Adlai Stevenson, cf, Almaty
Adolf Scherer, ss, Brooklyn
Agent J, rp, Seattle
Agustin Madala, rf, on waivers
Agustin Moreto, mr, Broadway
Al Franken, ss, Stockholm
Alan Cranston, rp, Washington
Albert A. Michelson, 2b, Stockholm
Albert Shesternyov, sp, Kratovo
Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, rf, Stockholm
Aleksandras Abisala, 2b, on waivers
Alexandra Daddario, rp, Milan
Alfonse D'Amato, lf, on waivers
Alfredo Versace, cf, Las Vegas
Alicia Florrick, 3b, Dodge City
Allan Pinkerton, ss, Broadway
Allen Grubman, mr, Brussels/Seattle/Brooklyn/on waivers
Altair Gomes de Figueiredo, rp, Kratovo
Amy Millan, sp, Seattle/Brussels
Anatole France, rp, Broadway
Andi Dorfman, rp, Dodge City
Andrea Dworkin, rf, Berkeley/Seattle/on waivers
Andrew Breitbart, mr, Berkeley
Andrew Lloyd Webber, c, Broadway/on waivers
Andy Dufresne, sp, Seattle/Berkeley
Angel Labruna, cf, Broadway
Anibal Tarabini, 1b, on waivers
Anne Vyalitsyna, mr, Milan
Annette Bening, 1b, Almaty
Archbishop Makarios III, rf, Las Vegas
Ariel Meredith, cf, Milan
Aristides de Sousa Mendes, rp, Berkeley
Arnold Bronnen, 1b, Broadway
Arthur H. Compton, lf, Seattle/Berkeley
Aslan, sp, Philadelphia
Asparagus, c, Berkeley
Atticus Finch, ss, Dodge City
Avicii, 1b, Brooklyn
Axel Steel, cf, San Jose

Babette March, sp, on waivers
Bagheera, sp, Brussels/Seattle/Brooklyn/on waivers
Barend Biesheuvel, 2b, Brussels
Bartz Klauser, sp, San Jose
Bauke Muller, 2b, Las Vegas
Behati Prinsloo, rp, Milan
Bella Abzug, lf, Berkeley
Ben Matlock, lf, Dodge City
Benigno Aquino Jr., 2b, on waivers
Benjamin Sisko, sp, Acton
Berti Vogts, rp, Kratovo
Birch Bayh, 2b, Milan
Blake Lewis, rp, on waivers
Bo Bice, lf, Washington
Bob Dole, rp, on waivers
Bobby Moore, mr, Kratovo
Boris Gelfand, sp, Broadway
Boris Strugatsky, c, Brooklyn/Seattle
Bucky Katt, sp, Philadelphia
Buster Bluth, 3b, Los Angeles

CEO Nwabudike Morgan, ss, San Jose
Calvin Goddard, rf, Dodge City
Captain Olimar, ss, Berkeley
Captain Ulrik Svensgaard, 2b, San Jose
Carl Levin, 1b, Brooklyn/Seattle
Carmen Sandiego, sp, Brooklyn/Seattle
Carrie Brownstein, rp, Broadway/Seattle/Brooklyn
Catbert, sp, Brussels/Seattle
Catharine MacKinnon, lf, Berkeley
Cesar Chavez, 2b, Acton
Cesare Maldini, sp, Kratovo
Cezary Balicki, 3b, on waivers
Chad Smith, lf, Seattle
Chairman Sheng-Ji Yang, rp, San Jose
Chandler Bing, 3b, on waivers
Chang Apana, rp, on waivers
Charles Cotesworth Pickney, sp, Almaty
Charles G. Dawes, sp, Stockholm
Charles Nicolle, cf, Brussels
Charles Scott Sherrington, cf, Stockholm
Che Guevara, cf, Berkeley
Chester Cheetah, rp, Philadelphia
Chris Redfield, 3b, Washington
Christopher Wolstenholme, cf, Seattle
Clarissa Darling, cf, Los Angeles
Colin the Corgi, lf, Las Vegas
Colonel Corazón Santiago, cf, San Jose
Colt McCoy, rp, Almaty
Commissioner Pravin Lal, sp, San Jose
Corin Tucker, rp, Las Vegas
Crystal Bowersox, sp, on waivers
Crystal Renn, rf, Milan
Cybil Bennett, rp, San Jose
Cyrano de Bergerac, sp, Broadway
Cyril Tourneur, ss, Broadway

Dale Cooper, 3b, Dodge City
Daniel Abraham, cf, Dodge City
Daniel Akaka, rp, Washington
Daniel Ellsberg, sp, Berkeley
Daniel Muessig, rp, Dodge City
Daniel Patrick Moynihan, 3b, Washington
Daniel Webster, c, Washington
Danny Butterman, 3b, Dodge City
Dante, lf, San Jose
Datatech Sinder Roze, cf, San Jose
David Banner, lf, Almaty
David Benyamine, rp, Las Vegas/on waivers
David Bird, c, Acton
Delenn, rf, Acton
Delio Gamboa, rf, Kratovo
Diogo Freitas do Amaral, ss, Stockholm
Djalma Santos, mr, Los Angeles
Dolores O'Riordan, rp, Seattle
Don Pierrot de Navarre, sp, Broadway
Douglas Wambaugh, cf, Brooklyn
Dragoslav Sekularac, rf, Brooklyn
Dwayne Leverock, rf, on waivers

Edgar Douglas Adrian, lf, Stockholm
Edmond Rostand, rp, Kratovo
Edvaldo Ezidio Neto, cf, Los Angeles
Edward Snowden, sp, Berkeley
Edwin Abbott Abbott, 2b, Brooklyn
Einars Repse, 3b, Washington
Elim Garak, mr, Acton
Elizabeth Bear, 1b, on waivers
Elizabeth Warren, ss, Washington
Ellen Morgan, mr, Los Angeles
Emil Constantinescu, sp, Dodge City
Emily DiDonato, mr, Milan
Eric Stoner, rp, Las Vegas
Erik Axel Karlfeldt, rp, Stockholm
Eusebio, ss, Kratovo
Everett Dirksen, c, Washington

Ferdinand Braun, 2b, Stockholm
Firefrorefiddle, cf, Philadelphia
Florian Albert, 3b, Kratovo
Foreman Domai, sp, San Jose
Forrest Bedford, lf, Dodge City
Fran Fine, mr, Los Angeles
Franklin Delano Bluth, rf, Broadway
Freddy Deeb, mr, on waivers
Frederick Gowland Hopkins, cf, on waivers
Friedrich Engels, ss, on waivers

G'Kar, lf, Acton/Seattle
Gabriel Chagas, ss, Las Vegas
Gabriel Lippmann, 3b, Stockholm
Gemma Sanderson, c, Milan
Geoff Hurst, 2b, Kratovo
Georg Buchner, rf, on waivers
George B. McClellan, rf, on waivers
George Bluth, ss, Brooklyn
George Kelly, sp, Kratovo
George McGovern, sp, Almaty
George Michael Bluth, 1b, Los Angeles
George Oscar Bluth II, lf, on waivers
George Stollenwerk, rp, Las Vegas
George Villiers, 3b, Broadway
George Whipple, cf, on waivers
Giovanni Trapattoni, rp, Kratovo
Glafcos Clerides, 1b, on waivers
Glenn Close, c, Almaty
Glenn Grotheim, c, Las Vegas
Gordon Banks, sp, on waivers
Grace Kelly, sp, Los Angeles
Grand Duke William IV, sp, Washington/on waivers
Grim Ripper, lf, San Jose
Gustav Stresemann, sp, on waivers
Guy Fawkes, cf, Berkeley
Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo, 2b, Brooklyn
Gwyneth Jones, sp, Brooklyn

Hansruedi Fuhrer, c, Kratovo
Harri Holkeri, 3b, Brussels
Harry Edgerton, 2b, Dodge City
Harry Mason, sp, San Jose
Helmut Kohl, lf, Brussels
Henry "Scoop" Jackson, sp, Washington
Henry Kissinger, sp, Almaty
Hercules, 3b, Acton
Hideous Hog, cf, Las Vegas
Homer Bone, cf, Washington
Horst Kohler, sp, Brussels/Seattle/on waivers
Howard Weinstein, lf, Las Vegas
Howard Zinn, rp, Berkeley
Hrotsvitha of Gandersheim, 2b, Seattle

Igor Netto, cf, Berkeley
Isaac Brock, 3b, Seattle
Ivan Ilyich, cf, Brooklyn/Seattle
Ivica Racan, 1b, on waivers

J. Walter Weatherman, rp, Los Angeles
J.J. Thomson, 2b, Los Angeles
Jackie Robinson, lf, Philadelphia
Jadzia Dax, sp, on waivers
Jair Ventura Filho, ss, Kratovo
Jake Brigance, 1b, Dodge City
Jake Peralta, lf, Dodge City
Jake Sisko, mr, Acton
James "Sonny" Crockett, rf, Philadelphia
James Franck, ss, Almaty
James Goldman, cf, Kratovo
James M. Cox, 1b, Almaty
James Meade, mr, Stockholm
James Tobin, mr, Stockholm
Jamie Casino, mr, Dodge City
Jane Jacobs, 1b, Berkeley
Janice Dickinson, rp, Almaty
Jawaharlal Nehru, c, Berkeley
Jaxson de Ville, 3b, Philadelphia
Jay Lake, rp, on waivers
Jazz, rf, Los Angeles/on waivers
Jean Baptiste Perrin, 2b, Philadelphia
Jean Djorkaeff, sp, Kratovo
Jean-Luc Picard, rp, Washington
Jeffrey Ford, ss, Washington/on waivers
Jennifer Hawkins, sp, Milan
Jesse Lynch Williams, rp, Broadway
Jessica White, 1b, Milan
Jim Rockford, rp, Dodge City
Jimmy James, rp, Berkeley
Jimmy Tamborello, cf, Seattle
Joanna Dark, sp, San Jose
Joaquim Barbosa, sp, on waivers
Johannes van der Waals, 3b, Brooklyn
John Anthony Burgess Wilson, rp, Brooklyn
John Burgoyne, 2b, Broadway
John Dragonetti, rf, Seattle/Brooklyn
John Dryden, lf, Broadway
John Hicks, mr, Stockholm
John Hurd, 1b, Las Vegas
John Kerry, ss, Almaty
John Langdon, 1b, Washington/on waivers
John Lyly, 1b, Broadway
John McCain, lf, Almaty
John Sheridan, ss, Acton
John W. Davis, 3b, Almaty
Johnny Cash, cf, Philadelphia
Johnny Haynes, cf, Kratovo
Johnny Marr, mr, Philadelphia
Johnny Napalm, mr, on waivers
Johnny Utah, rf, Dodge City
Jon Courteney Grimwood, ss, Brooklyn/Seattle
Jon Murad, 2b, Dodge City
Jorge Luis Borges, cf, on waivers
Jose Maria Aznar Lopez, 1b, Brussels
Jourdan Dunn, sp, Milan
Jourdan Miller, 2b, Milan
Juan Ruiz de Alarcon, cf, San Jose
Julian Bashir, sp, Acton
Julianne Moore, rp, Almaty
Julius Wagner-Jauregg, lf, Brussels
Just Fontaine, 1b, Los Angeles

Kage Baker, sp, Brooklyn/Seattle
Kaiser Wilhelm II, rp, Brussels/Seattle/Brooklyn
Kamala Harris, mr, Dodge City
Karel Capek, sp, Almaty
Karen Walker, c, Los Angeles
Karl Landsteiner, lf, Stockholm
Katharine McPhee, sp, Almaty
Katsia Zingarevich, rp, Milan
Kele Okereke, 1b, Washington
Ken MacLeod, cf, Brooklyn
Kid, 2b, San Jose
Kij Johnson, mr, Brooklyn/Seattle
Kim Schifino, sp, Seattle
Kim Shattuck, rp, Seattle
King Edward VII, rp, Berkeley
King Hamlet, cf, San Jose
King Karl XIII, rp, Brussels
King Willem III, rp, Brussels
Kira Nerys, sp, Acton
Kirsten Gillibrand, c, Acton
Kitty Purry, rp, Philadelphia
Kitty Sanchez, sp, Los Angeles/Seattle/on waivers
Konrad Adenauer, cf, Broadway
Kosh, 3b, Acton
Kostas Simitis, 2b, Brussels
Kot Leopold, c, Seattle/Brooklyn
Krile Baldesion, 3b, Kratovo
Kurd Lasswitz, mr, Brooklyn
Kurt Georg Kiesinger, 1b, Brussels
Kylie Bax, 1b, on waivers

Lady Deirdre Skye, rf, San Jose
Laimdota Straujuma, ss, Brussels/Seattle
Lajos Egri, rf, Broadway
Larry Fitzgerald, cf, Almaty
Laura Kirkpatrick, rf, Milan
Lauren Aliaina, cf, Stockholm
Lauren Beukes, mr, Brooklyn
Lauren Bush, c, on waivers
Lauren Mellor, ss, Milan
Lavie Tidhar, mr, Brooklyn/Seattle
Lavoslav Ruzicka, c, Stockholm
Lenna Tycoon, c, San Jose
Leonardo DiCaprio, lf, Almaty
Leonid Kantorovich, mr, Stockholm
Les Claypool, c, Seattle/Brooklyn
Leverett Saltonstall, rp, Brooklyn
Lewis Cass, rp, on waivers
Lewis Schwellenbach, sp, Washington
Lindsay Funke, rf, Broadway
Lindsey Buckingham, sp, Seattle/Brooklyn
Liu Cixin, sp, Brooklyn
Liz Williams, lf, Brooklyn/Seattle
Londo Mollari, 2b, Acton
Louk Verhees Jr., c, San Jose
Lowell Mather, sp, Los Angeles
Lucian of Samosata, sp, Brooklyn
Lucille Austero, rf, Los Angeles
Lucille Bluth, 2b, Los Angeles
Lucretia Mott, 3b, Berkeley
Ludwig Quidde, sp, Stockholm
Luigi Riva, ss, Kratovo
Luis Artime, cf, Kratovo
Luis Suarez Miramontes, 1b, Kratovo
Lyta Alexander, rf, on waivers

Maeby Funke, ss, Los Angeles
Malala Yousafzai, rf, Dodge City
Manuel Valls, rf, Brussels/Seattle
Marcelo Branco, 2b, Las Vegas
Margaret Sanger, mr, Berkeley
Mario Zagallo, 3b, Seattle
Mark Foster, ss, Seattle/Los Angeles
Mark Geragos, rp, Broadway
Mark Hoppus, ss, Broadway
Mark Itabashi, cf, Las Vegas
Mart Siimann, cf, Brussels
Martha Hunt, ss, Milan
Martii Ahtisaari, sp, Brussels
Martin Hart, lf, Dodge City
Martin Luther King Jr., rf, Seattle
Martok, sp, Acton
Mary Doria Russell, sp, on waivers
Master Chief, sp, San Jose
Mate Fenyvesi, rf, Seattle/Brussels
Matt Followill, ss, Brussels/Seattle/Brooklyn
Matteo Renzi, ss, Brussels
Maxime Vachier-Lagrave, sp, Las Vegas
Merril Bainbridge, sp, on waivers
Michael Adams, sp, Las Vegas
Michael Angelakos, 3b, Seattle/Brussels
Michael Bluth, rf, Los Angeles
Michael Chabon, sp, Brooklyn
Michel Jeury, mr, Brooklyn
Mike McDonald, mr, Las Vegas
Miles O'Brien, sp, Acton
Milos Zeman, mr, Broadway/on waivers
Misty Malarky Ying Yang, rp, Philadelphia/on waivers
Mitt Romney, rp, Philadelphia
Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, 2b, Berkeley
Molly the Mule, lf, Los Angeles
Monica Bellucci, rf, Milan
Monica Geller, mr, on waivers
Mordechai Spiegler, rf, Philadelphia
Mr. Bigglesworth, rp, Philadelphia
Mr. Jinks, cf, Philadelphia
Mr. Resetti, ss, on waivers
Mrs. Chippy, 1b, Philadelphia
Munich Mouser, rf, Philadelphia

Nahum Tate, rp, Dodge City
Nash Bridges, sp, Dodge City
Natasha Barnard, sp, Milan
Nathan Soderblom, sp, Stockholm
Navi, 3b, San Jose
Neko Case, rp, Seattle/Brussels
Nekobasu, ss, Los Angeles
Nick L'Ecuyer, 2b, Las Vegas
Nicos Anastasiades, ss, Milan
Nilson Santos, rp, Seattle/Brussels
Noam Chomsky, 2b, Berkeley

Odo, mr, Acton
Olivia Munn, rp, Milan
Oscar Hammerstein II, mr, Los Angeles
Otto Warburg, 2b, Stockholm
Owen Davis, rp, Broadway

Pat Cadigan, sp, Brooklyn
Patrick Chan, 3b, Los Angeles
Patty Murray, 2b, Washington
Paul Wellstone, sp, Washington
Paul de Smet de Naeyer, ss, Acton
Peter Svidler, sp, Las Vegas
Peter Watts, ss, Washington
Peyton Manning, 3b, Almaty
Phoebe Buffay, lf, Los Angeles
Pierre Pflimlin, c, Brussels
Preet Bharara, rp, Dodge City
Prime Function Aki Zeta-5, 1b, San Jose
Prophet Cha Dawn, sp, Washington
Prosper Poullet, 3b, Las Vegas
Puss in Boots, mr, Stockholm

Quark, rp, Stockholm

Rachel Nichols, rf, on waivers
Ramon de la Cruz, sp, Kratovo
Reader Rabbit, sp, Philadelphia
Richard Henry Lee, sp, Seattle/Brussels
Richard Lugar, 2b, Washington
Richard Parker, sp, Philadelphia
Riley Keough, 3b, Milan
Rob Thomas, 1b, Seattle
Robert Catesby, lf, Berkeley/Seattle/on waivers
Robert La Follette, rp, Dodge City
Roberto Perfumo, sp, Kratovo
Roger Martin du Gard, rp, Stockholm
Roger Williams, ss, Berkeley
Rudolph von Bitter Rucker, rp, Washington
Rueful Rabbit, c, Las Vegas
Rumpleteazer, rp, on waivers
Russell Lissack, ss, Seattle/Acton
Rustin Cohle, sp, Dodge City

Sabrina Spellman, rp, Los Angeles
Sara Sampaio, c, Milan
Scar, mr, Philadelphia
Secretary Bird, c, Las Vegas
Serge, rf, San Jose
Shakhriyar Mamedyarov, sp, on waivers
Shere Khan, sp, Philadelphia
Si, sp, Brussels/Seattle/Brooklyn/on waivers
Simon Bolivar, 1b, Berkeley
Simon Kuznets, mr, Acton
Simona Halep, mr, Almaty
Simone de Beauvoir, ss, Berkeley
Sister Miriam Godwinson, rp, on waivers
Sjoert Brink, lf, on waivers
Socks, 1b, Stockholm
Sojourner Truth, 1b, Brooklyn/Seattle
Sophie Anderton, sp, Milan
Stephen Franklin, 2b, Acton
Stephen Schwartz, 1b, Broadway
Steve Beatty, lf, Washington
Stimpy, mr, Philadelphia
Stjepan Mesic, sp, Broadway
Susan B. Anthony, rp, Berkeley

T-Pain, rp, on waivers
Taavi Roivas, 1b, Brussels
Taf Anthias, lf, Las Vegas
Talia Winters, cf, Acton
Tanya Donelly, rp, San Jose
Tatjana Patitz, rp, on waivers
Ted Kennedy, sp, Seattle/Brussels
Tessa Virtue, 2b, on waivers
The Cat in the Hat, cf, Philadelphia
The Doctor, lf, Acton
Thomas Hunt Morgan, cf, Stockholm
Thomas Paine, cf, on waivers
Thomas Shadwell, c, Broadway
Tidus, sp, Almaty
Tim Taylor, sp, Los Angeles
Tobias Funke, rp, Los Angeles
Toccara Jones, rp, Milan
Tom Petty, cf, Seattle/Brussels
Tomas Pospichal, cf, Acton
Toni Garrn, 1b, Washington
Torquil Campbell, 2b, Philadelphia

Uwe Seeler, 3b, Kratovo

Vanessa Selbst, rp, Las Vegas
Vendela Kirsebom, lf, Milan
Veronica Webb, rp, Milan
Victor Rodolfo Esparrago Videla, c, Kratovo
Viktor Ponedelnik, ss, Kratovo
Vir Cotto, cf, Acton
Vladimir Spidla, cf, Brussels

Walter Hasenclever, 2b, Almaty
Warren Magnuson, mr, Washington
Watson Squire, rp, Washington
Who Dey, ss, Philadelphia
William Bratton, ss, Acton
William Jennings Bryan, c, Philadelphia
William Pappaconstantinou, sp, Las Vegas
William S. Gilbert, cf, on waivers
William Seward, sp, Washington
William T. Riker, mr, Acton/on waivers
Willy Brandt, ss, Brussels
Winfield Scott, mr, Almaty
Wladyslaw Reymont, rp, Stockholm
Worf, sp, Washington

Xavier Bettel, 3b, Brussels

Yuna Kim, lf, Almaty

Zack Fair, rf, Broadway
Zona Gale, cf, Broadway

By position

Catchers

Andrew Lloyd Webber, Broadway/on waivers
Asparagus, Berkeley
Boris Strugatsky, Brooklyn/Seattle
Daniel Webster, Washington
David Bird, Acton
Everett Dirksen, Washington
Gemma Sanderson, Milan
Glenn Close, Almaty
Glenn Grotheim, Las Vegas
Hansruedi Fuhrer, Kratovo
Jawaharlal Nehru, Berkeley
Karen Walker, Los Angeles
Kirsten Gillibrand, Acton
Kot Leopold, Seattle/Brooklyn
Lauren Bush, on waivers
Lavoslav Ruzicka, Stockholm
Lenna Tycoon, San Jose
Les Claypool, Seattle/Brooklyn
Louk Verhees Jr., San Jose
Pierre Pflimlin, Brussels
Rueful Rabbit, Las Vegas
Sara Sampaio, Milan
Secretary Bird, Las Vegas
Thomas Shadwell, Broadway
Victor Rodolfo Esparrago Videla, Kratovo
William Jennings Bryan, Philadelphia

First Basemen

Anibal Tarabini, on waivers
Annette Bening, Almaty
Arnold Bronnen, Broadway
Avicii, Brooklyn
Carl Levin, Brooklyn/Seattle
Elizabeth Bear, on waivers
George Michael Bluth, Los Angeles
Glafcos Clerides, on waivers
Ivica Racan, on waivers
Jake Brigance, Dodge City
James M. Cox, Almaty
Jane Jacobs, Berkeley
Jessica White, Milan
John Hurd, Las Vegas
John Langdon, Washington/on waivers
John Lyly, Broadway
Jose Maria Aznar Lopez, Brussels
Just Fontaine, Los Angeles
Kele Okereke, Washington
Kurt Georg Kiesinger, Brussels
Kylie Bax, on waivers
Luis Suarez Miramontes, Kratovo
Mrs. Chippy, Philadelphia
Prime Function Aki Zeta-5, San Jose
Rob Thomas, Seattle
Simon Bolivar, Berkeley
Socks, Stockholm
Sojourner Truth, Brooklyn/Seattle
Stephen Schwartz, Broadway
Taavi Roivas, Brussels
Toni Garrn, Washington

Second Basemen

Albert A. Michelson, Stockholm
Aleksandras Abisala, on waivers
Barend Biesheuvel, Brussels
Bauke Muller, Las Vegas
Benigno Aquino Jr., on waivers
Birch Bayh, Milan
Captain Ulrik Svensgaard, San Jose
Cesar Chavez, Acton
Edwin Abbott Abbott, Brooklyn
Ferdinand Braun, Stockholm
Geoff Hurst, Kratovo
Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo, Brooklyn
Harry Edgerton, Dodge City
Hrotsvitha of Gandersheim, Seattle
J.J. Thomson, Los Angeles
Jean Baptiste Perrin, Philadelphia
John Burgoyne, Broadway
Jon Murad, Dodge City
Jourdan Miller, Milan
Kid, San Jose
Kostas Simitis, Brussels
Londo Mollari, Acton
Lucille Bluth, Los Angeles
Marcelo Branco, Las Vegas
Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, Berkeley
Nick L'Ecuyer, Las Vegas
Noam Chomsky, Berkeley
Otto Warburg, Stockholm
Patty Murray, Washington
Richard Lugar, Washington
Stephen Franklin, Acton
Tessa Virtue, on waivers
Torquil Campbell, Philadelphia
Walter Hasenclever, Almaty

Third Basemen

Adam Beaudreaux, Acton
Alicia Florrick, Dodge City
Buster Bluth, Los Angeles
Cezary Balicki, on waivers
Chandler Bing, on waivers
Chris Redfield, Washington
Dale Cooper, Dodge City
Daniel Patrick Moynihan, Washington
Danny Butterman, Dodge City
Einars Repse, Washington
Florian Albert, Kratovo
Gabriel Lippmann, Stockholm
George Villiers, Broadway
Harri Holkeri, Brussels
Hercules, Acton
Isaac Brock, Seattle
Jaxson de Ville, Philadelphia
Johannes van der Waals, Brooklyn
John W. Davis, Almaty
Kosh, Acton
Krile Baldesion, Kratovo
Lucretia Mott, Berkeley
Mario Zagallo, Seattle
Michael Angelakos, Seattle/Brussels
Navi, San Jose
Patrick Chan, Los Angeles
Peyton Manning, Almaty
Prosper Poullet, Las Vegas
Riley Keough, Milan
Uwe Seeler, Kratovo
Xavier Bettel, Brussels

Shortstops

Academician Prokhor Zakharov, San Jose
Adam Zmudzinski, Las Vegas
Adolf Scherer, Brooklyn
Al Franken, Stockholm
Allan Pinkerton, Broadway
Atticus Finch, Dodge City
CEO Nwabudike Morgan, San Jose
Captain Olimar, Berkeley
Cyril Tourneur, Broadway
Diogo Freitas do Amaral, Stockholm
Elizabeth Warren, Washington
Eusebio, Kratovo
Friedrich Engels, on waivers
Gabriel Chagas, Las Vegas
George Bluth, Brooklyn
Jair Ventura Filho, Kratovo
James Franck, Almaty
Jeffrey Ford, Washington/on waivers
John Kerry, Almaty
John Sheridan, Acton
Jon Courteney Grimwood, Brooklyn/Seattle
Laimdota Straujuma, Brussels/Seattle
Lauren Mellor, Milan
Luigi Riva, Kratovo
Maeby Funke, Los Angeles
Mark Foster, Seattle/Los Angeles
Mark Hoppus, Broadway
Martha Hunt, Milan
Matt Followill, Brussels/Seattle/Brooklyn
Matteo Renzi, Brussels
Mr. Resetti, on waivers
Nekobasu, Los Angeles
Nicos Anastasiades, Milan
Paul de Smet de Naeyer, Acton
Peter Watts, Washington
Roger Williams, Berkeley
Russell Lissack, Seattle/Acton
Simone de Beauvoir, Berkeley
Viktor Ponedelnik, Kratovo
Who Dey, Philadelphia
William Bratton, Acton
Willy Brandt, Brussels

Left Fielders

Alfonse D'Amato, on waivers
Arthur H. Compton, Seattle/Berkeley
Bella Abzug, Berkeley
Ben Matlock, Dodge City
Bo Bice, Washington
Catharine MacKinnon, Berkeley
Chad Smith, Seattle
Colin the Corgi, Las Vegas
Dante, San Jose
David Banner, Almaty
Edgar Douglas Adrian, Stockholm
Forrest Bedford, Dodge City
G'Kar, Acton/Seattle
George Oscar Bluth II, on waivers
Grim Ripper, San Jose
Helmut Kohl, Brussels
Howard Weinstein, Las Vegas
Jackie Robinson, Philadelphia
Jake Peralta, Dodge City
John Dryden, Broadway
John McCain, Almaty
Julius Wagner-Jauregg, Brussels
Karl Landsteiner, Stockholm
Leonardo DiCaprio, Almaty
Liz Williams, Brooklyn/Seattle
Martin Hart, Dodge City
Molly the Mule, Los Angeles
Phoebe Buffay, Los Angeles
Robert Catesby, Berkeley/Seattle/on waivers
Sjoert Brink, on waivers
Steve Beatty, Washington
Taf Anthias, Las Vegas
The Doctor, Acton
Vendela Kirsebom, Milan
Yuna Kim, Almaty

Center Fielders

Adlai Stevenson, Almaty
Alfredo Versace, Las Vegas
Angel Labruna, Broadway
Ariel Meredith, Milan
Axel Steel, San Jose
Charles Nicolle, Brussels
Charles Scott Sherrington, Stockholm
Che Guevara, Berkeley
Christopher Wolstenholme, Seattle
Clarissa Darling, Los Angeles
Colonel Corazón Santiago, San Jose
Daniel Abraham, Dodge City
Datatech Sinder Roze, San Jose
Douglas Wambaugh, Brooklyn
Edvaldo Ezidio Neto, Los Angeles
Firefrorefiddle, Philadelphia
Frederick Gowland Hopkins, on waivers
George Whipple, on waivers
Guy Fawkes, Berkeley
Hideous Hog, Las Vegas
Homer Bone, Washington
Igor Netto, Berkeley
Ivan Ilyich, Brooklyn/Seattle
James Goldman, Kratovo
Jimmy Tamborello, Seattle
Johnny Cash, Philadelphia
Johnny Haynes, Kratovo
Jorge Luis Borges, on waivers
Juan Ruiz de Alarcon, San Jose
Ken MacLeod, Brooklyn
King Hamlet, San Jose
Konrad Adenauer, Broadway
Larry Fitzgerald, Almaty
Lauren Aliaina, Stockholm
Luis Artime, Kratovo
Mark Itabashi, Las Vegas
Mart Siimann, Brussels
Mr. Jinks, Philadelphia
Talia Winters, Acton
The Cat in the Hat, Philadelphia
Thomas Hunt Morgan, Stockholm
Thomas Paine, on waivers
Tom Petty, Seattle/Brussels
Tomas Pospichal, Acton
Vir Cotto, Acton
Vladimir Spidla, Brussels
William S. Gilbert, on waivers
Zona Gale, Broadway

Right Fielders

Agustin Madala, on waivers
Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, Stockholm
Andrea Dworkin, Berkeley/Seattle/on waivers
Archbishop Makarios III, Las Vegas
Calvin Goddard, Dodge City
Crystal Renn, Milan
Delenn, Acton
Delio Gamboa, Kratovo
Dragoslav Sekularac, Brooklyn
Dwayne Leverock, on waivers
Franklin Delano Bluth, Broadway
Georg Buchner, on waivers
George B. McClellan, on waivers
James "Sonny" Crockett, Philadelphia
Jazz, Los Angeles/on waivers
John Dragonetti, Seattle/Brooklyn
Johnny Utah, Dodge City
Lady Deirdre Skye, San Jose
Lajos Egri, Broadway
Laura Kirkpatrick, Milan
Lindsay Funke, Broadway
Lucille Austero, Los Angeles
Lyta Alexander, on waivers
Malala Yousafzai, Dodge City
Manuel Valls, Brussels/Seattle
Martin Luther King Jr., Seattle
Mate Fenyvesi, Seattle/Brussels
Michael Bluth, Los Angeles
Monica Bellucci, Milan
Mordechai Spiegler, Philadelphia
Munich Mouser, Philadelphia
Rachel Nichols, on waivers
Serge, San Jose
Zack Fair, Broadway

Starting Pitchers

Albert Shesternyov, Kratovo
Amy Millan, Seattle/Brussels
Andy Dufresne, Seattle/Berkeley
Aslan, Philadelphia
Babette March, on waivers
Bagheera, Brussels/Seattle/Brooklyn/on waivers
Bartz Klauser, San Jose
Benjamin Sisko, Acton
Boris Gelfand, Broadway
Bucky Katt, Philadelphia
Carmen Sandiego, Brooklyn/Seattle
Catbert, Brussels/Seattle
Cesare Maldini, Kratovo
Charles Cotesworth Pickney, Almaty
Charles G. Dawes, Stockholm
Commissioner Pravin Lal, San Jose
Crystal Bowersox, on waivers
Cyrano de Bergerac, Broadway
Daniel Ellsberg, Berkeley
Don Pierrot de Navarre, Broadway
Edward Snowden, Berkeley
Emil Constantinescu, Dodge City
Foreman Domai, San Jose
George Kelly, Kratovo
George McGovern, Almaty
Gordon Banks, on waivers
Grace Kelly, Los Angeles
Grand Duke William IV, Washington/on waivers
Gustav Stresemann, on waivers
Gwyneth Jones, Brooklyn
Harry Mason, San Jose
Henry "Scoop" Jackson, Washington
Henry Kissinger, Almaty
Horst Kohler, Brussels/Seattle/on waivers
Jadzia Dax, on waivers
Jean Djorkaeff, Kratovo
Jennifer Hawkins, Milan
Joanna Dark, San Jose
Joaquim Barbosa, on waivers
Jourdan Dunn, Milan
Julian Bashir, Acton
Kage Baker, Brooklyn/Seattle
Karel Capek, Almaty
Katharine McPhee, Almaty
Kim Schifino, Seattle
Kira Nerys, Acton
Kitty Sanchez, Los Angeles/Seattle/on waivers
Lewis Schwellenbach, Washington
Lindsey Buckingham, Seattle/Brooklyn
Liu Cixin, Brooklyn
Lowell Mather, Los Angeles
Lucian of Samosata, Brooklyn
Ludwig Quidde, Stockholm
Martii Ahtisaari, Brussels
Martok, Acton
Mary Doria Russell, on waivers
Master Chief, San Jose
Maxime Vachier-Lagrave, Las Vegas
Merril Bainbridge, on waivers
Michael Adams, Las Vegas
Michael Chabon, Brooklyn
Miles O'Brien, Acton
Nash Bridges, Dodge City
Natasha Barnard, Milan
Nathan Soderblom, Stockholm
Pat Cadigan, Brooklyn
Paul Wellstone, Washington
Peter Svidler, Las Vegas
Prophet Cha Dawn, Washington
Ramon de la Cruz, Kratovo
Reader Rabbit, Philadelphia
Richard Henry Lee, Seattle/Brussels
Richard Parker, Philadelphia
Roberto Perfumo, Kratovo
Rustin Cohle, Dodge City
Shakhriyar Mamedyarov, on waivers
Shere Khan, Philadelphia
Si, Brussels/Seattle/Brooklyn/on waivers
Sophie Anderton, Milan
Stjepan Mesic, Broadway
Ted Kennedy, Seattle/Brussels
Tidus, Almaty
Tim Taylor, Los Angeles
William Pappaconstantinou, Las Vegas
William Seward, Washington
Worf, Washington

Middle Relievers

Agustin Moreto, Broadway
Allen Grubman, Brussels/Seattle/Brooklyn/on waivers
Andrew Breitbart, Berkeley
Anne Vyalitsyna, Milan
Bobby Moore, Kratovo
Djalma Santos, Los Angeles
Elim Garak, Acton
Ellen Morgan, Los Angeles
Emily DiDonato, Milan
Fran Fine, Los Angeles
Freddy Deeb, on waivers
Jake Sisko, Acton
James Meade, Stockholm
James Tobin, Stockholm
Jamie Casino, Dodge City
John Hicks, Stockholm
Johnny Marr, Philadelphia
Johnny Napalm, on waivers
Kamala Harris, Dodge City
Kij Johnson, Brooklyn/Seattle
Kurd Lasswitz, Brooklyn
Lauren Beukes, Brooklyn
Lavie Tidhar, Brooklyn/Seattle
Leonid Kantorovich, Stockholm
Margaret Sanger, Berkeley
Michel Jeury, Brooklyn
Mike McDonald, Las Vegas
Milos Zeman, Broadway/on waivers
Monica Geller, on waivers
Odo, Acton
Oscar Hammerstein II, Los Angeles
Puss in Boots, Stockholm
Scar, Philadelphia
Simon Kuznets, Acton
Simona Halep, Almaty
Stimpy, Philadelphia
Warren Magnuson, Washington
William T. Riker, Acton/on waivers
Winfield Scott, Almaty

Relief Pitchers

Aaron Burr, Almaty
Agent J, Seattle
Alan Cranston, Washington
Alexandra Daddario, Milan
Altair Gomes de Figueiredo, Kratovo
Anatole France, Broadway
Andi Dorfman, Dodge City
Aristides de Sousa Mendes, Berkeley
Behati Prinsloo, Milan
Berti Vogts, Kratovo
Blake Lewis, on waivers
Bob Dole, on waivers
Carrie Brownstein, Broadway/Seattle/Brooklyn
Chairman Sheng-Ji Yang, San Jose
Chang Apana, on waivers
Chester Cheetah, Philadelphia
Colt McCoy, Almaty
Corin Tucker, Las Vegas
Cybil Bennett, San Jose
Daniel Akaka, Washington
Daniel Muessig, Dodge City
David Benyamine, Las Vegas/on waivers
Dolores O'Riordan, Seattle
Edmond Rostand, Kratovo
Eric Stoner, Las Vegas
Erik Axel Karlfeldt, Stockholm
George Stollenwerk, Las Vegas
Giovanni Trapattoni, Kratovo
Howard Zinn, Berkeley
J. Walter Weatherman, Los Angeles
Janice Dickinson, Almaty
Jay Lake, on waivers
Jean-Luc Picard, Washington
Jesse Lynch Williams, Broadway
Jim Rockford, Dodge City
Jimmy James, Berkeley
John Anthony Burgess Wilson, Brooklyn
Julianne Moore, Almaty
Kaiser Wilhelm II, Brussels/Seattle/Brooklyn
Katsia Zingarevich, Milan
Kim Shattuck, Seattle
King Edward VII, Berkeley
King Karl XIII, Brussels
King Willem III, Brussels
Kitty Purry, Philadelphia
Leverett Saltonstall, Brooklyn
Lewis Cass, on waivers
Mark Geragos, Broadway
Misty Malarky Ying Yang, Philadelphia/on waivers
Mitt Romney, Philadelphia
Mr. Bigglesworth, Philadelphia
Nahum Tate, Dodge City
Neko Case, Seattle/Brussels
Nilson Santos, Seattle/Brussels
Olivia Munn, Milan
Owen Davis, Broadway
Preet Bharara, Dodge City
Quark, Stockholm
Robert La Follette, Dodge City
Roger Martin du Gard, Stockholm
Rudolph von Bitter Rucker, Washington
Rumpleteazer, on waivers
Sabrina Spellman, Los Angeles
Sister Miriam Godwinson, on waivers
Susan B. Anthony, Berkeley
T-Pain, on waivers
Tanya Donelly, San Jose
Tatjana Patitz, on waivers
Tobias Funke, Los Angeles
Toccara Jones, Milan
Vanessa Selbst, Las Vegas
Veronica Webb, Milan
Watson Squire, Washington
Wladyslaw Reymont, Stockholm