Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 3720 Karen Walker, 26, c (303 G, 1.8 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 3416 Just Fontaine, 31, 1b (489 G, -0.4 DR/40, 3.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4102 Lucille Bluth, 19, 2b (41 G, -3.5 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 3626 Patrick Chan, 27, 3b (306 G, -0.7 DR/40, 1.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4146 Buster Bluth, 18, 3b (2 G, 0.0 DR/40, -8.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 3730 Nekobasu, 27, ss (311 G, -0.7 DR/40, 3.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 3361 Mark Foster, 28, ss (305 G, -1.2 DR/40, 6.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4075 Maeby Funke, 23, ss (71 G, -3.5 DR/40, -4.5 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 3279 Phoebe Buffay, 29, lf (514 G, 0.6 DR/40, 7.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 3545 Clarissa Darling, 28, cf (375 G, 6.8 DR/40, 3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 3290 Edvaldo Ezidio Neto, 28, cf (224 G, 0.1 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40)
• 4113 Lucille Austero, 21, rf (42 G, -3.4 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 3434 Tim Taylor, 30, sp (215 G, 14.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3297 Lowell Mather, 30, sp (180 G, 5.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3551 Grace Kelly, 25, sp (75 G, 0.9 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 3316 Oscar Hammerstein II, 31, mr (246 G, 6.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3352 Djalma Santos, 32, mr (237 G, 4.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3718 Ellen Morgan, 26, mr (193 G, 13.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3679 Fran Fine, 28, mr (170 G, 6.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3729 Sabrina Spellman, 25, rp (97 G, 0.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4055 Tobias Funke, 22, rp (55 G, 14.0 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 3413 J.J. Thomson, 30, 2b (404 G, 2.6 DR/40, 1.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 3988 Michael Bluth, 23, rf (101 G, -1.5 DR/40, -2.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4009 George Michael Bluth, 22, 1b (42 G, 0.4 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4222 Molly the Mule, 17, lf
• 4211 J. Walter Weatherman, 19, rp (who?)