Roster for Philadelphia Felidae:

Catchers:

• 3585 William Jennings Bryan, 30, c (221 G, 0.9 DR/40, 0.3 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 3704 Mrs. Chippy, 27, 1b (291 G, 0.7 DR/40, 5.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 3370 Torquil Campbell, 28, 2b (447 G, -1.1 DR/40, 3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 3253 Jean Baptiste Perrin, 30, 2b (398 G, 0.9 DR/40, 2.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 3569 Jaxson de Ville, 26, 3b (457 G, -0.3 DR/40, -3.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4072 Who Dey, 24, ss (172 G, -1.5 DR/40, 7.9 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 3481 Jackie Robinson, 29, lf (340 G, -0.1 DR/40, 2.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 3076 Johnny Cash, 33, cf (638 G, 5.0 DR/40, 10.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 3697 Firefrorefiddle, 25, cf (212 G, -0.3 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40)
• 4014 The Cat in the Hat, 23, cf (134 G, -0.2 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4118 Mr. Jinks, 21, cf (45 G, -2.8 DR/40, -2.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 3723 James "Sonny" Crockett, 27, rf (254 G, -1.3 DR/40, 3.1 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 3235 Reader Rabbit, 30, sp (187 G, 3.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3885 Shere Khan, 26, sp (111 G, 5.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3777 Richard Parker, 23, sp (55 G, -1.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4111 Aslan, 23, sp (48 G, 0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 3774 Stimpy, 24, mr (194 G, 1.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3753 Johnny Marr, 28, mr (183 G, 10.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3487 Mr. Bigglesworth, 27, rp (220 G, -8.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3668 Kitty Purry, 26, rp (169 G, 1.6 PRAA/300)
• 3833 Mitt Romney, 25, rp (161 G, -0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 3862 Scar, 22, mr (36 G, -2.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4206 Mordechai Spiegler, 22, rf (who?)
• 4290 Bombalurina, 20, rp (who?)
• 4048 Bucky Katt, 20, sp
• 4252 Cowardly Lion, 19, sp (who?)