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SimBase Players, Year 49

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Aaron Burr, rp, Almaty
Abe Burrows, rp, Stratford
Academician Prokhor Zakharov, ss, San Jose
Adam Beaudreaux, 3b, on waivers
Ademir Marques de Menezes, 3b, Kratovo
Adlai Stevenson, cf, Almaty
Afrika Bambaataa, rf, Compton
Al Franken, ss, Baltimore
Al Smith, ss, Almaty
Alan Cranston, rp, Washington
Albert A. Michelson, 2b, Baltimore
Albert Schweitzer, sp, Baltimore
Albert Shesternyov, sp, Kratovo
Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, rf, Baltimore
Alexandra Daddario, rp, Milan
Alice, sp, Paddington
Alicia Florrick, 3b, Compton
Allan Pinkerton, ss, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Allison Blake, cf, Multiverse
Altair Gomes de Figueiredo, rp, Kratovo
Alton B. Parker, sp, Paddington
Amanda Rosewater, lf, Multiverse
Amy Millan, sp, Sao Paulo/Almaty
Anatole France, rp, Sao Paulo
Andi Dorfman, rp, Compton
Andrej Kvasnak, c, Philadelphia
Andres Guibert, cf, Baltimore
Andres Rivero Aguero, sp, Almaty
Andrew Breitbart, rp, on waivers
Andy 2. Taylor, 2b, Seattle
Andy Dufresne, sp, Kansas City
Angel Yunier Remon Arzuaga, rf, Compton
Anita Sarkeesian, rp, Kansas City
Ann Leckie, 2b, Paddington
Anne Vyalitsyna, mr, Milan
Annette Bening, 1b, Almaty
Apolo, 1b, Paddington
Archbishop Makarios III, rf, Cyberspace
Ariel Meredith, cf, Milan
Art Garfunkel, 1b, Seattle
Aslan, sp, Philadelphia
Atticus Finch, ss, Compton
Aurelio Voltaire, c, Seattle
Axel Steel, cf, Compton

Barbara Boxer, sp, Washington
Barend Biesheuvel, 2b, Compton
Barry Zuckerkorn, 2b, on waivers
Bartz Klauser, sp, San Jose
Beatrice, rp, Stratford
Bella Abzug, lf, on waivers
Benedick, rp, Stratford
Benjamin Netanyahu, rf, Sao Paulo
Benjamin Sisko, sp, Multiverse
Bert Patenaude, ss, on waivers
Berti Vogts, rp, Kratovo
Big Bank Hank, rp, Compton
Bill Bradley, lf, Washington
Birch Bayh, 2b, on waivers
Blit Wizbok, lf, Cyberspace
Bobby Moore, mr, Kratovo
Bombalurina, rp, on waivers
Boris Gelfand, sp, Sao Paulo
Bryan Adams, rf, Seattle

Captain Ulrik Svensgaard, 2b, San Jose
Carl Levin, 1b, Sao Paulo
Carlos Dengler, rp, Paddington
Carmen Sandiego, sp, Baltimore
Carrie Brownstein, sp, on waivers
Carter Scholz, mr, Philadelphia
Cassandra Jean, sp, Milan
Cat Sith, 3b, Philadelphia
Catharine MacKinnon, lf, Kansas City
Cecil Taylor, rp, on waivers
Chad Smith, lf, Seattle
Chairman Sheng-Ji Yang, rp, San Jose
Charles Evans Hughes, rf, Almaty
Charles G. Dawes, sp, Baltimore
Charles Michel, lf, Sao Paulo
Charles Nicolle, cf, Sao Paulo
Charles Scott Sherrington, cf, Baltimore
Charlotte McKinney, sp, Milan
Che Guevara, cf, Kansas City
Cheshire Cat, ss, Paddington
Clarissa Darling, cf, on waivers
Claudio, cf, Stratford
Colin the Corgi, lf, Paddington
Colt McCoy, rp, Almaty
Commissioner Pravin Lal, sp, San Jose
Corin Tucker, rp, Cyberspace
Cory Booker, rp, Philadelphia
Cowardly Lion, sp, Philadelphia
Crookshanks, rp, Philadelphia
Crystal Renn, rf, on waivers
Cyril Tourneur, ss, on waivers

DJ Kool Herc, cf, Compton
Dale Cooper, 3b, Compton
Damon Gant, c, San Jose/Philadelphia
Dan Marino, rp, Almaty
Dan Savage, rp, Kansas City
Dancing Baby, c, Cyberspace
Dancing Banana, 1b, Philadelphia
Daniel Abraham, cf, on waivers
Daniel Akaka, rp, Kansas City/on waivers
Daniel Ellsberg, sp, Kansas City
Daniel Patrick Moynihan, 1b, Washington
Daniel Webster, cf, Washington
Danny Butterman, 3b, on waivers
David Grainger, cf, Cyberspace
Dean Ray Koontz, cf, Paddington
Delenn, rf, on waivers
Delio Gamboa, rf, Washington
Detective Dick Gumshoe, ss, San Jose
Dianne Feinstein, 3b, Washington
Dick Lupoff, c, Paddington
Diogo Freitas do Amaral, ss, Baltimore
Dogberry, rp, Stratford
Dolores O'Riordan, rp, Seattle
Dominique Reighard, c, Milan
Don Pedro, sp, Stratford
Doris Lessing, ss, Paddington
Dynaheir, rp, San Jose

Earl Warren, ss, Compton
Ed Brooke, rf, Washington
Edmond Rostand, rp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Eduardo Goncalves de Andrade, 3b, Los Angeles
Edwin Abbott Abbott, c, Multiverse
Edwin Balmer, rp, Paddington
Einars Repse, 3b, Washington
Elihu Smails, cf, Compton
Elim Garak, mr, Multiverse
Elizabeth Lochley, ss, Multiverse
Elizabeth Warren, ss, Washington
Ellen Morgan, mr, Los Angeles
Ema Skye, sp, San Jose
Emil Constantinescu, sp, Sao Paulo
Emily DiDonato, mr, Milan
Enrique Collar, 3b, Kratovo
Eric Holder, sp, on waivers
Eric Stoner, rp, Cyberspace
Erik Axel Karlfeldt, rp, Baltimore
Eustace Fargo, rp, Compton
Eva Mendes, rp, Milan
Everett Dirksen, c, Washington

Ferdinand Braun, 2b, Baltimore
Fez, mr, Los Angeles
Firefrorefiddle, cf, Philadelphia/Seattle
Florea Dumitrache, 3b, Kratovo
Fran Tarkenton, rp, Almaty
Frank Loesser, 2b, Stratford
Franklin Delano Bluth, cf, Stratford
Franz Beckenbauer, rp, Kratovo
Frederick Frelinghuysen, rp, Washington
Frederik Willem de Klerk, c, Sao Paulo
Fritti Tailchaser, rp, Philadelphia

Gabriel Chagas, ss, Cyberspace
Gabriel Lippmann, 3b, Baltimore
Garfield, rp, Philadelphia
Gene Parmesan, lf, Los Angeles
George Bluth, ss, on waivers
George Clement Perkins, rp, Washington
George Kelly, sp, Kratovo
George McGovern, sp, on waivers
George Michael Bluth, 1b, Los Angeles
George Takei, lf, Kansas City
Gerd Muller, c, Kratovo
Gerson de Oliveira Nunes, 1b, Kratovo
Giovanni Trapattoni, rp, Kratovo
Glenn Close, c, Almaty
Glenn Grotheim, c, on waivers
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing, 1b, Stratford
Grace Kelly, sp, Los Angeles
Grant Achatz, rp, Kansas City
Grim Ripper, lf, San Jose
Grumpy Cat, sp, Philadelphia
Guillermo Rigondeaux, lf, Sao Paulo
Guy Fawkes, lf, Kansas City
Gwyneth Jones, rp, Seattle

Hampton the Hamster, rp, Cyberspace
Hansruedi Fuhrer, c, Kratovo
Harold Varmus, lf, Baltimore
Harri Holkeri, 3b, Compton
Harry Mason, sp, San Jose
Harvey Milk, sp, Kansas City
Helmut Kohl, lf, Sao Paulo
Henri La Fontaine, sp, Baltimore
Henry "Scoop" Jackson, sp, on waivers
Henry Bone, mr, Paddington
Henry Rider Haggard, 2b, Paddington
Herbert Love, rp, Los Angeles
Hercules, 3b, Sao Paulo
Hero, lf, Stratford
Heston Blumenthal, rp, Kansas City
Hideous Hog, cf, Compton
Homer Bone, rf, Stratford
Horatio Seymour, rf, Almaty
Howard Weinstein, lf, on waivers
Howard Zinn, rp, on waivers
Hugo Black, sp, Compton

Ignacio Zoco, rf, Kratovo
Ignatius Pollaky, mr, Compton
Imoen, lf, San Jose
Ines Rivero, mr, Milan
Ira Gershwin, 2b, Stratford
Irisa Nyira, ss, Multiverse
Isaac Brock, 3b, Cyberspace
Ivan Ilyich, cf, Kansas City

Jabberwock, ss, Sao Paulo
Jack Carter, ss, Multiverse
Jackie Robinson, lf, Almaty
Jair Ventura Filho, ss, Kratovo
Jake Brigance, 1b, Compton
Jake Marshall, rf, San Jose
Jake Peralta, lf, on waivers
James "Sonny" Crockett, rf, Philadelphia/on waivers
James Taylor, rp, Seattle
Jamie Casino, mr, Compton
Jane Jacobs, 3b, Kansas City
Janice Dickinson, rp, on waivers
Jasmine Tookes, cf, Multiverse
Jawaharlal Nehru, c, Kansas City
Jaxson de Ville, 3b, Philadelphia/on waivers
Jay J. Armes, rp, on waivers
Jaya Ballard, sp, Multiverse
Jean Djorkaeff, sp, Kratovo
Jennifer Hawkins, sp, Milan
Jennifer Ringley, rf, Cyberspace
Jerome Weidman, sp, Stratford/on waivers
Jerry Cantrell, ss, Seattle
Jesse Lynch Williams, rp, on waivers
Jessi Smiles, 2b, Cyberspace
Jessica White, 1b, Milan
Jim Halpert, rp, Los Angeles
Jim Kelly, sp, on waivers
Jim Rockford, rp, Compton
Jimmy James, rp, Kansas City
Joanna Dark, sp, Almaty
Joel Wooldridge, 3b, Cyberspace
John Dragonetti, rf, on waivers
John Hicks, mr, Sao Paulo
John Hurd, 1b, Cyberspace
John Kerry, ss, Almaty
John Lyly, ss, Stratford
John McCain, lf, Almaty
John Sheridan, 1b, Multiverse
John Stockton, 3b, Washington/Multiverse
John Taylor, sp, Seattle
John W. Davis, 3b, Almaty
Johnny Cash, cf, Almaty
Johnny Marr, mr, Philadelphia
Jon Courteney Grimwood, ss, on waivers
Jon Murad, 2b, Sao Paulo
Jon Tester, sp, Sao Paulo
Jonathan Carroll, c, Stratford
Jose Armando Ufarte Ventoso, ss, Kratovo
Jose Maria Aznar Lopez, ss, Sao Paulo
Josh Donn, ss, Cyberspace
Joshua Nolan, cf, Multiverse
Jourdan Dunn, sp, Milan
Jourdan Miller, 2b, Milan
Juan Alberto Schiaffino, 2b, Kratovo
Juan Corrida, ss, Paddington
Juan Ruiz de Alarcon, rf, San Jose
Judge Reinhold, cf, Los Angeles
Julian Bashir, sp, Milan
Julianne Moore, rp, Almaty
Julius Wagner-Jauregg, lf, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Justin Lall, rf, Cyberspace

Kamala Harris, mr, Sao Paulo
Karen Walker, c, Los Angeles
Karl Landsteiner, lf, Baltimore
Katharine McPhee, sp, Almaty/Sao Paulo
Kathryn Janeway, sp, Multiverse
Kelly Rohrbach, rp, Milan
Kendall Jenner, c, Milan
Kes, sp, Philadelphia
Kid, 2b, San Jose
Kij Johnson, mr, Los Angeles
Kim Shattuck, rp, Seattle
Kimora Lee Simmons, rp, on waivers
King Christian IX, rp, Sao Paulo
King Karl XIII, rp, Sao Paulo
Kirsten Gillibrand, c, Multiverse
Kitty Purry, rp, on waivers
Konrad Adenauer, cf, Seattle
Kosh, 3b, Multiverse
Kristy Hinze, cf, Milan
Kurt Armbruster, mr, Paddington/on waivers

Ladislav Novak, sp, Kratovo
Lady Deirdre Skye, rf, Compton
Laimdota Straujuma, ss, Seattle
Lana Skye, rp, San Jose
Lara Dutta, ss, Milan
Larry Butz, rp, on waivers
Larry Fitzgerald, cf, Almaty
Laura Kirkpatrick, rf, Milan
Lauren Beukes, mr, Multiverse
Lauren Mellor, ss, Sao Paulo
Lavie Tidhar, mr, Multiverse
Leland Stanford, lf, Paddington
Lenna Tycoon, c, San Jose
Lenox Tillman, rp, Seattle/on waivers
Leonard Nimoy, rf, on waivers
Leonardo DiCaprio, lf, Almaty
Leonato, rf, Stratford
Leonid Kantorovich, mr, Baltimore
Les Claypool, c, on waivers
Lewis Schwellenbach, rp, Washington
Lily Donaldson, 2b, Milan
Lindsay Funke, lf, Stratford
Liu Cixin, sp, Baltimore
Liz Williams, lf, Sao Paulo
Lois Lowry, sp, Paddington
Long Cat, 1b, Paddington
Louk Verhees Jr., c, San Jose
Lowell Mather, mr, Los Angeles
Lucille Austero, rf, Los Angeles
Lucille Bluth, 2b, Los Angeles
Lucretia Mott, 3b, Kansas City
Ludwig Quidde, sp, Seattle
Luigi Riva, 1b, Kratovo
Luis Artime, cf, Kratovo
Luis Suarez Miramontes, 1b, Sao Paulo
Lyman Frank Baum, mr, Paddington

Mad Hatter, rp, Paddington
Maeby Funke, ss, Los Angeles
Malala Yousafzai, rf, Compton
Manfred von Karma, sp, San Jose
Manuel Valls, cf, Seattle
Marc Connelly, mr, Stratford
Marcelo Branco, 2b, Cyberspace
Marco Rubio, mr, Washington
Margaret Sanger, mr, Kansas City
Maria Taylor, c, Seattle
Mario Coluna, lf, Kratovo
Marion Morehouse, cf, Milan
Mark Itabashi, cf, Cyberspace
Marky Bark, rp, Los Angeles
Mart Siimann, cf, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Marta Estrella, rp, on waivers
Martha Hunt, lf, Milan
Martin Hart, lf, on waivers
Martin Jacobson, rp, Cyberspace
Martok, sp, Multiverse
Maru, 2b, Philadelphia
Master Chief, rp, on waivers
Matt Followill, ss, Los Angeles
Matteo Renzi, ss, Stratford
Max Baucus, rp, Kratovo
Maxime Vachier-Lagrave, sp, Cyberspace
Maya Fey, sp, San Jose
Mia Fey, sp, San Jose
Michael Angelakos, 3b, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Michael Bluth, cf, Los Angeles
Michael Chabon, sp, Seattle
Michael Mizrachi, rp, Cyberspace
Mike Cappelletti Jr., ss, Cyberspace
Mike Mansfield, lf, Washington
Mike McDonald, mr, Multiverse
Miles O'Brien, sp, Multiverse
Minsc, 2b, San Jose
Mircea Lucescu, c, Kratovo
Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, 2b, Kansas City
Mordechai Spiegler, rf, Philadelphia
Morrie Ryskind, cf, on waivers
Mr. Bigglesworth, rp, on waivers
Mr. Jinks, cf, Philadelphia
Mr. Mistoffelees, 2b, Philadelphia
Mrs. Chippy, 1b, Philadelphia

Nahum Tate, rp, Cyberspace
Nash Bridges, sp, Compton
Nathan Soderblom, sp, Baltimore
Neko Case, rp, Washington
Nekobasu, ss, Los Angeles
Nick L'Ecuyer, 2b, on waivers
Nicole Trunfio, rp, Milan
Nnedi Okorafor, 2b, Paddington
Noam Chomsky, 2b, Kansas City

Olivia Munn, rp, Multiverse
Oscar Bluth, c, Los Angeles
Otto Warburg, 2b, Baltimore

Pam Beesly, lf, Los Angeles
Patricia Anthony, rp, Paddington
Patricia McKillip, c, Sao Paulo
Patrick Chan, 3b, Los Angeles
Patty Murray, 2b, Washington
Paul Green, 1b, Stratford
Paul Simon, 2b, Seattle
Paul Van Himst, c, Kratovo
Paul Wellstone, sp, Stratford
Peter Morgan, sp, Stratford
Peter Svidler, sp, Cyberspace
Petronius the Arbiter, c, Philadelphia
Philip Wylie, 1b, Paddington
Phoebe Buffay, lf, Los Angeles/on waivers
Phoenix Wright, cf, San Jose
Phyllis Dorothy James, 3b, Paddington
Pierre Pflimlin, c, Sao Paulo
Pink Panther, ss, Philadelphia
Pranav Sivakumar, 3b, Almaty
Prime Function Aki Zeta-5, cf, San Jose
Puss in Boots, mr, Baltimore

Q, sp, Los Angeles
Queen Catifah, cf, Philadelphia
Queen of Hearts, ss, Paddington

Raul Musibay, 1b, Kansas City
Reader Rabbit, sp, on waivers
Rebel Alley, cf, Los Angeles
Richard Dawkins, rf, Kansas City
Richard Feynman, ss, Philadelphia
Richard Henry Lee, sp, Compton
Richard Kadrey, ss, on waivers
Richard Lugar, 2b, Washington
Richard Parker, rp, Stratford
Richard Stallman, rf, Kansas City
Robert A. Millikan, 3b, Baltimore
Robert La Follette, rp, Washington
Roberto Perfumo, sp, Kratovo
Robin McKinley, 2b, Sao Paulo
Robyn Lawley, ss, Milan
Roger Taylor, 1b, Seattle
Roger Williams, ss, Kansas City
Roy Anderson, rp, Los Angeles
Rueful Rabbit, c, Cyberspace
Russell Lissack, ss, Multiverse/Washington
Rustin Cohle, sp, Compton
Ryan Adams, 1b, Seattle

Samantha Hoopes, rf, Milan
Sara Sampaio, c, Milan
Scar, mr, Philadelphia/Kansas City
Secretary Bird, c, Cyberspace
Shere Khan, sp, Baltimore
Sidney Howard, 3b, Stratford
Sidney Kingsley, c, Stratford
Simon Le Bon, ss, Seattle
Simona Halep, mr, Almaty
Simone de Beauvoir, ss, Kansas City
Skimbleshanks, sp, Philadelphia
Slobad Goblin Tinkerer, lf, Multiverse
Sophie Anderton, sp, on waivers
Squee Goblin Nabob, cf, Philadelphia
Stephen Franklin, 2b, Multiverse
Steve Young, lf, Almaty
Stimpy, mr, Baltimore
Stjepan Mesic, rp, Stratford
Stuti Mishra, sp, Almaty
Suzanne Collins, ss, on waivers

Taf Anthias, lf, Cyberspace
Talia Winters, cf, Multiverse
Tanya Donelly, rp, San Jose
Taylor Burns, 1b, on waivers
Taylor Dayne, rp, Seattle
Taylor Hawkins, rf, on waivers
Taylor Hicks, sp, Seattle
Taylor Swift, sp, Seattle
Ted Kennedy, sp, Washington
The Cat in the Hat, cf, Philadelphia/on waivers
The Doctor, lf, Multiverse
Thomas Hunt Morgan, cf, Baltimore
Thomas Shadwell, c, on waivers
Tigger, rp, Philadelphia
Tim Taylor, sp, Los Angeles
Tobias Funke, sp, Los Angeles
Tom Petty, lf, Sao Paulo
Tomas Fernandez Ruiz, 3b, Kratovo/San Jose
Toni Garrn, 1b, Washington
Torquil Campbell, 2b, Almaty
Tryfon Gavriel, sp, Kansas City
Tuvok, mr, Multiverse

Ugo Locatelli, 3b, Kratovo
Uwe Seeler, 3b, Seattle

Veronica Webb, rp, Milan
Victor Grignard, c, Baltimore
Virgil Tibbs, rp, Compton
Vladimir Spidla, 1b, Stratford

Walter Hasenclever, 2b, on waivers
Warren Magnuson, sp, Washington
Warren Moon, rp, on waivers
Wassily Leontief, mr, Philadelphia
Watson Squire, rp, Washington
White Rabbit, 1b, Paddington
Who Dey, ss, Baltimore
Will Powers, lf, San Jose
William Francis Nolan, mr, Paddington
William Golding, mr, on waivers
William J. Brennan Jr., sp, Compton
William Jennings Bryan, c, on waivers
William Pappaconstantinou, sp, Cyberspace
William Seward, sp, Washington
Willy Brandt, ss, Washington
Winfield Scott, mr, Almaty
Wladyslaw Reymont, rp, Baltimore
Wylie Dufresne, sp, Kansas City

Yeslick Orothair, 3b, San Jose
Yevgeny Zamyatin, sp, Paddington

Zack Allan, 1b, Seattle
Zona Gale, cf, Stratford

By position

Catchers

Andrej Kvasnak, Philadelphia
Aurelio Voltaire, Seattle
Damon Gant, San Jose/Philadelphia
Dancing Baby, Cyberspace
Dick Lupoff, Paddington
Dominique Reighard, Milan
Edwin Abbott Abbott, Multiverse
Everett Dirksen, Washington
Frederik Willem de Klerk, Sao Paulo
Gerd Muller, Kratovo
Glenn Close, Almaty
Glenn Grotheim, on waivers
Hansruedi Fuhrer, Kratovo
Jawaharlal Nehru, Kansas City
Jonathan Carroll, Stratford
Karen Walker, Los Angeles
Kendall Jenner, Milan
Kirsten Gillibrand, Multiverse
Lenna Tycoon, San Jose
Les Claypool, on waivers
Louk Verhees Jr., San Jose
Maria Taylor, Seattle
Mircea Lucescu, Kratovo
Oscar Bluth, Los Angeles
Patricia McKillip, Sao Paulo
Paul Van Himst, Kratovo
Petronius the Arbiter, Philadelphia
Pierre Pflimlin, Sao Paulo
Rueful Rabbit, Cyberspace
Sara Sampaio, Milan
Secretary Bird, Cyberspace
Sidney Kingsley, Stratford
Thomas Shadwell, on waivers
Victor Grignard, Baltimore
William Jennings Bryan, on waivers

First Basemen

Annette Bening, Almaty
Apolo, Paddington
Art Garfunkel, Seattle
Carl Levin, Sao Paulo
Dancing Banana, Philadelphia
Daniel Patrick Moynihan, Washington
George Michael Bluth, Los Angeles
Gerson de Oliveira Nunes, Kratovo
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing, Stratford
Jake Brigance, Compton
Jessica White, Milan
John Hurd, Cyberspace
John Sheridan, Multiverse
Long Cat, Paddington
Luigi Riva, Kratovo
Luis Suarez Miramontes, Sao Paulo
Mrs. Chippy, Philadelphia
Paul Green, Stratford
Philip Wylie, Paddington
Raul Musibay, Kansas City
Roger Taylor, Seattle
Ryan Adams, Seattle
Taylor Burns, on waivers
Toni Garrn, Washington
Vladimir Spidla, Stratford
White Rabbit, Paddington
Zack Allan, Seattle

Second Basemen

Albert A. Michelson, Baltimore
Andy 2. Taylor, Seattle
Ann Leckie, Paddington
Barend Biesheuvel, Compton
Barry Zuckerkorn, on waivers
Birch Bayh, on waivers
Captain Ulrik Svensgaard, San Jose
Ferdinand Braun, Baltimore
Frank Loesser, Stratford
Henry Rider Haggard, Paddington
Ira Gershwin, Stratford
Jessi Smiles, Cyberspace
Jon Murad, Sao Paulo
Jourdan Miller, Milan
Juan Alberto Schiaffino, Kratovo
Kid, San Jose
Lily Donaldson, Milan
Lucille Bluth, Los Angeles
Marcelo Branco, Cyberspace
Maru, Philadelphia
Minsc, San Jose
Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, Kansas City
Mr. Mistoffelees, Philadelphia
Nick L'Ecuyer, on waivers
Nnedi Okorafor, Paddington
Noam Chomsky, Kansas City
Otto Warburg, Baltimore
Patty Murray, Washington
Paul Simon, Seattle
Richard Lugar, Washington
Robin McKinley, Sao Paulo
Stephen Franklin, Multiverse
Torquil Campbell, Almaty
Walter Hasenclever, on waivers

Third Basemen

Adam Beaudreaux, on waivers
Ademir Marques de Menezes, Kratovo
Alicia Florrick, Compton
Cat Sith, Philadelphia
Dale Cooper, Compton
Danny Butterman, on waivers
Dianne Feinstein, Washington
Eduardo Goncalves de Andrade, Los Angeles
Einars Repse, Washington
Enrique Collar, Kratovo
Florea Dumitrache, Kratovo
Gabriel Lippmann, Baltimore
Harri Holkeri, Compton
Hercules, Sao Paulo
Isaac Brock, Cyberspace
Jane Jacobs, Kansas City
Jaxson de Ville, Philadelphia/on waivers
Joel Wooldridge, Cyberspace
John Stockton, Washington/Multiverse
John W. Davis, Almaty
Kosh, Multiverse
Lucretia Mott, Kansas City
Michael Angelakos, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Patrick Chan, Los Angeles
Phyllis Dorothy James, Paddington
Pranav Sivakumar, Almaty
Robert A. Millikan, Baltimore
Sidney Howard, Stratford
Tomas Fernandez Ruiz, Kratovo/San Jose
Ugo Locatelli, Kratovo
Uwe Seeler, Seattle
Yeslick Orothair, San Jose

Shortstops

Academician Prokhor Zakharov, San Jose
Al Franken, Baltimore
Al Smith, Almaty
Allan Pinkerton, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Atticus Finch, Compton
Bert Patenaude, on waivers
Cheshire Cat, Paddington
Cyril Tourneur, on waivers
Detective Dick Gumshoe, San Jose
Diogo Freitas do Amaral, Baltimore
Doris Lessing, Paddington
Earl Warren, Compton
Elizabeth Lochley, Multiverse
Elizabeth Warren, Washington
Gabriel Chagas, Cyberspace
George Bluth, on waivers
Irisa Nyira, Multiverse
Jabberwock, Sao Paulo
Jack Carter, Multiverse
Jair Ventura Filho, Kratovo
Jerry Cantrell, Seattle
John Kerry, Almaty
John Lyly, Stratford
Jon Courteney Grimwood, on waivers
Jose Armando Ufarte Ventoso, Kratovo
Jose Maria Aznar Lopez, Sao Paulo
Josh Donn, Cyberspace
Juan Corrida, Paddington
Laimdota Straujuma, Seattle
Lara Dutta, Milan
Lauren Mellor, Sao Paulo
Maeby Funke, Los Angeles
Matt Followill, Los Angeles
Matteo Renzi, Stratford
Mike Cappelletti Jr., Cyberspace
Nekobasu, Los Angeles
Pink Panther, Philadelphia
Queen of Hearts, Paddington
Richard Feynman, Philadelphia
Richard Kadrey, on waivers
Robyn Lawley, Milan
Roger Williams, Kansas City
Russell Lissack, Multiverse/Washington
Simon Le Bon, Seattle
Simone de Beauvoir, Kansas City
Suzanne Collins, on waivers
Who Dey, Baltimore
Willy Brandt, Washington

Left Fielders

Amanda Rosewater, Multiverse
Bella Abzug, on waivers
Bill Bradley, Washington
Blit Wizbok, Cyberspace
Catharine MacKinnon, Kansas City
Chad Smith, Seattle
Charles Michel, Sao Paulo
Colin the Corgi, Paddington
Gene Parmesan, Los Angeles
George Takei, Kansas City
Grim Ripper, San Jose
Guillermo Rigondeaux, Sao Paulo
Guy Fawkes, Kansas City
Harold Varmus, Baltimore
Helmut Kohl, Sao Paulo
Hero, Stratford
Howard Weinstein, on waivers
Imoen, San Jose
Jackie Robinson, Almaty
Jake Peralta, on waivers
John McCain, Almaty
Julius Wagner-Jauregg, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Karl Landsteiner, Baltimore
Leland Stanford, Paddington
Leonardo DiCaprio, Almaty
Lindsay Funke, Stratford
Liz Williams, Sao Paulo
Mario Coluna, Kratovo
Martha Hunt, Milan
Martin Hart, on waivers
Mike Mansfield, Washington
Pam Beesly, Los Angeles
Phoebe Buffay, Los Angeles/on waivers
Slobad Goblin Tinkerer, Multiverse
Steve Young, Almaty
Taf Anthias, Cyberspace
The Doctor, Multiverse
Tom Petty, Sao Paulo
Will Powers, San Jose

Center Fielders

Adlai Stevenson, Almaty
Allison Blake, Multiverse
Andres Guibert, Baltimore
Ariel Meredith, Milan
Axel Steel, Compton
Charles Nicolle, Sao Paulo
Charles Scott Sherrington, Baltimore
Che Guevara, Kansas City
Clarissa Darling, on waivers
Claudio, Stratford
DJ Kool Herc, Compton
Daniel Abraham, on waivers
Daniel Webster, Washington
David Grainger, Cyberspace
Dean Ray Koontz, Paddington
Elihu Smails, Compton
Firefrorefiddle, Philadelphia/Seattle
Franklin Delano Bluth, Stratford
Hideous Hog, Compton
Ivan Ilyich, Kansas City
Jasmine Tookes, Multiverse
Johnny Cash, Almaty
Joshua Nolan, Multiverse
Judge Reinhold, Los Angeles
Konrad Adenauer, Seattle
Kristy Hinze, Milan
Larry Fitzgerald, Almaty
Luis Artime, Kratovo
Manuel Valls, Seattle
Marion Morehouse, Milan
Mark Itabashi, Cyberspace
Mart Siimann, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Michael Bluth, Los Angeles
Morrie Ryskind, on waivers
Mr. Jinks, Philadelphia
Phoenix Wright, San Jose
Prime Function Aki Zeta-5, San Jose
Queen Catifah, Philadelphia
Rebel Alley, Los Angeles
Squee Goblin Nabob, Philadelphia
Talia Winters, Multiverse
The Cat in the Hat, Philadelphia/on waivers
Thomas Hunt Morgan, Baltimore
Zona Gale, Stratford

Right Fielders

Afrika Bambaataa, Compton
Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, Baltimore
Angel Yunier Remon Arzuaga, Compton
Archbishop Makarios III, Cyberspace
Benjamin Netanyahu, Sao Paulo
Bryan Adams, Seattle
Charles Evans Hughes, Almaty
Crystal Renn, on waivers
Delenn, on waivers
Delio Gamboa, Washington
Ed Brooke, Washington
Homer Bone, Stratford
Horatio Seymour, Almaty
Ignacio Zoco, Kratovo
Jake Marshall, San Jose
James "Sonny" Crockett, Philadelphia/on waivers
Jennifer Ringley, Cyberspace
John Dragonetti, on waivers
Juan Ruiz de Alarcon, San Jose
Justin Lall, Cyberspace
Lady Deirdre Skye, Compton
Laura Kirkpatrick, Milan
Leonard Nimoy, on waivers
Leonato, Stratford
Lucille Austero, Los Angeles
Malala Yousafzai, Compton
Mordechai Spiegler, Philadelphia
Richard Dawkins, Kansas City
Richard Stallman, Kansas City
Samantha Hoopes, Milan
Taylor Hawkins, on waivers

Starting Pitchers

Albert Schweitzer, Baltimore
Albert Shesternyov, Kratovo
Alice, Paddington
Alton B. Parker, Paddington
Amy Millan, Sao Paulo/Almaty
Andres Rivero Aguero, Almaty
Andy Dufresne, Kansas City
Aslan, Philadelphia
Barbara Boxer, Washington
Bartz Klauser, San Jose
Benjamin Sisko, Multiverse
Boris Gelfand, Sao Paulo
Carmen Sandiego, Baltimore
Carrie Brownstein, on waivers
Cassandra Jean, Milan
Charles G. Dawes, Baltimore
Charlotte McKinney, Milan
Commissioner Pravin Lal, San Jose
Cowardly Lion, Philadelphia
Daniel Ellsberg, Kansas City
Don Pedro, Stratford
Ema Skye, San Jose
Emil Constantinescu, Sao Paulo
Eric Holder, on waivers
George Kelly, Kratovo
George McGovern, on waivers
Grace Kelly, Los Angeles
Grumpy Cat, Philadelphia
Harry Mason, San Jose
Harvey Milk, Kansas City
Henri La Fontaine, Baltimore
Henry "Scoop" Jackson, on waivers
Hugo Black, Compton
Jaya Ballard, Multiverse
Jean Djorkaeff, Kratovo
Jennifer Hawkins, Milan
Jerome Weidman, Stratford/on waivers
Jim Kelly, on waivers
Joanna Dark, Almaty
John Taylor, Seattle
Jon Tester, Sao Paulo
Jourdan Dunn, Milan
Julian Bashir, Milan
Katharine McPhee, Almaty/Sao Paulo
Kathryn Janeway, Multiverse
Kes, Philadelphia
Ladislav Novak, Kratovo
Liu Cixin, Baltimore
Lois Lowry, Paddington
Ludwig Quidde, Seattle
Manfred von Karma, San Jose
Martok, Multiverse
Maxime Vachier-Lagrave, Cyberspace
Maya Fey, San Jose
Mia Fey, San Jose
Michael Chabon, Seattle
Miles O'Brien, Multiverse
Nash Bridges, Compton
Nathan Soderblom, Baltimore
Paul Wellstone, Stratford
Peter Morgan, Stratford
Peter Svidler, Cyberspace
Q, Los Angeles
Reader Rabbit, on waivers
Richard Henry Lee, Compton
Roberto Perfumo, Kratovo
Rustin Cohle, Compton
Shere Khan, Baltimore
Skimbleshanks, Philadelphia
Sophie Anderton, on waivers
Stuti Mishra, Almaty
Taylor Hicks, Seattle
Taylor Swift, Seattle
Ted Kennedy, Washington
Tim Taylor, Los Angeles
Tobias Funke, Los Angeles
Tryfon Gavriel, Kansas City
Warren Magnuson, Washington
William J. Brennan Jr., Compton
William Pappaconstantinou, Cyberspace
William Seward, Washington
Wylie Dufresne, Kansas City
Yevgeny Zamyatin, Paddington

Middle Relievers

Anne Vyalitsyna, Milan
Bobby Moore, Kratovo
Carter Scholz, Philadelphia
Elim Garak, Multiverse
Ellen Morgan, Los Angeles
Emily DiDonato, Milan
Fez, Los Angeles
Henry Bone, Paddington
Ignatius Pollaky, Compton
Ines Rivero, Milan
Jamie Casino, Compton
John Hicks, Sao Paulo
Johnny Marr, Philadelphia
Kamala Harris, Sao Paulo
Kij Johnson, Los Angeles
Kurt Armbruster, Paddington/on waivers
Lauren Beukes, Multiverse
Lavie Tidhar, Multiverse
Leonid Kantorovich, Baltimore
Lowell Mather, Los Angeles
Lyman Frank Baum, Paddington
Marc Connelly, Stratford
Marco Rubio, Washington
Margaret Sanger, Kansas City
Mike McDonald, Multiverse
Puss in Boots, Baltimore
Scar, Philadelphia/Kansas City
Simona Halep, Almaty
Stimpy, Baltimore
Tuvok, Multiverse
Wassily Leontief, Philadelphia
William Francis Nolan, Paddington
William Golding, on waivers
Winfield Scott, Almaty

Relief Pitchers

Aaron Burr, Almaty
Abe Burrows, Stratford
Alan Cranston, Washington
Alexandra Daddario, Milan
Altair Gomes de Figueiredo, Kratovo
Anatole France, Sao Paulo
Andi Dorfman, Compton
Andrew Breitbart, on waivers
Anita Sarkeesian, Kansas City
Beatrice, Stratford
Benedick, Stratford
Berti Vogts, Kratovo
Big Bank Hank, Compton
Bombalurina, on waivers
Carlos Dengler, Paddington
Cecil Taylor, on waivers
Chairman Sheng-Ji Yang, San Jose
Colt McCoy, Almaty
Corin Tucker, Cyberspace
Cory Booker, Philadelphia
Crookshanks, Philadelphia
Dan Marino, Almaty
Dan Savage, Kansas City
Daniel Akaka, Kansas City/on waivers
Dogberry, Stratford
Dolores O'Riordan, Seattle
Dynaheir, San Jose
Edmond Rostand, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Edwin Balmer, Paddington
Eric Stoner, Cyberspace
Erik Axel Karlfeldt, Baltimore
Eustace Fargo, Compton
Eva Mendes, Milan
Fran Tarkenton, Almaty
Franz Beckenbauer, Kratovo
Frederick Frelinghuysen, Washington
Fritti Tailchaser, Philadelphia
Garfield, Philadelphia
George Clement Perkins, Washington
Giovanni Trapattoni, Kratovo
Grant Achatz, Kansas City
Gwyneth Jones, Seattle
Hampton the Hamster, Cyberspace
Herbert Love, Los Angeles
Heston Blumenthal, Kansas City
Howard Zinn, on waivers
James Taylor, Seattle
Janice Dickinson, on waivers
Jay J. Armes, on waivers
Jesse Lynch Williams, on waivers
Jim Halpert, Los Angeles
Jim Rockford, Compton
Jimmy James, Kansas City
Julianne Moore, Almaty
Kelly Rohrbach, Milan
Kim Shattuck, Seattle
Kimora Lee Simmons, on waivers
King Christian IX, Sao Paulo
King Karl XIII, Sao Paulo
Kitty Purry, on waivers
Lana Skye, San Jose
Larry Butz, on waivers
Lenox Tillman, Seattle/on waivers
Lewis Schwellenbach, Washington
Mad Hatter, Paddington
Marky Bark, Los Angeles
Marta Estrella, on waivers
Martin Jacobson, Cyberspace
Master Chief, on waivers
Max Baucus, Kratovo
Michael Mizrachi, Cyberspace
Mr. Bigglesworth, on waivers
Nahum Tate, Cyberspace
Neko Case, Washington
Nicole Trunfio, Milan
Olivia Munn, Multiverse
Patricia Anthony, Paddington
Richard Parker, Stratford
Robert La Follette, Washington
Roy Anderson, Los Angeles
Stjepan Mesic, Stratford
Tanya Donelly, San Jose
Taylor Dayne, Seattle
Tigger, Philadelphia
Veronica Webb, Milan
Virgil Tibbs, Compton
Warren Moon, on waivers
Watson Squire, Washington
Wladyslaw Reymont, Baltimore