Catchers:

• 1 Elliott Smith, 32, c
• 438 Groucho Marx, 23, c

Infielders:

• 375 Lucy Ricardo, 31, 2b
• 579 Jerry "The King" Lawler, 22, 2b
• 238 Bret "The Hitman" Hart, 26, 3b
• 648 Owen Hart, 21, 3b
• 247 Yokozuna, 25, ss
• 551 Katherine Wei-Sender, 20, ss

Outfielders:

• 136 Arthur Charles Clarke, 29, lf
• 577 Jules Winnfield, 20, lf
• 249 John Cena, 28, cf
• 243 Andre the Giant, 25, rf

Starters:

• 258 Bubba Ray Dudley, 28, sp
• 148 Leigh Brackett, 27, sp
• 409 William Shakespeare, 28, sp

Relievers:

• 304 Freddy Krueger, 25, mr
• 699 Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat, 21, mr
• 311 Roy Batty, 28, rp
• 259 D-Von Dudley, 28, rp
• 226 Mark Twain, 24, rp
• 461 Virgil, 23, rp

Minors:

• 236 The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase, 25, c
• 724 Ahmed Johnson, 17, 3b
• 725 Grand Duke Jean, 19, rp
• 584 Andy Kaufman, 18, sp
• 574 Koko B. Ware, 21, cf

End of season.