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Adolphus Busch, cf, Industry
Adriana Lima, rf, Milan
Aeschylus, ss, on waivers
Agent 99, ss, San Jose
Ahmad Rashad, sp, Hollywood
Ahmed Johnson, 3b, Stamford
Ak'shel, c, Pusan
Alan Thicke, c, Hollywood
Alan Truscott, rf, Las Vegas
Alanis Morissette, rp, Kratovo
Albert Brooks, rp, Terra
Albert Rust, rp, Kratovo
Aldous Huxley, cf, Pusan
Alex Bubnov, cf, Stockholm
Alex Forrest, rp, Hollywood
Alex Novikov, cf, Kratovo
Alex Trebek, cf, Seattle
Alexander Graham Bell, lf, on waivers
Alfie Bester, rf, Seattle
Alfred Elton van Vogt, sp, on waivers
Alfred P. Sloan, sp, Industry
Alfred Sheinwold, cf, on waivers
Alice Kramden, rp, Los Angeles
Alice Norton, rp, Brooklyn
Alice Sheldon, ss, on waivers
Alis Landale, c, Brussels
Allen Ludden, c, Broadway
Alvy Singer, cf, Pittsburgh
Amarillo Preston, rp, Pittsburgh
Amber Lancaster, sp, Milan
Amelie Poulain, ss, Pittsburgh
Anderson Cooper, sp, Hollywood
Andre the Giant, rf, Stamford
Andrew Carnegie, rf, Industry
Andrius Kubilius, 1b, Brussels
Andrus Ansip, 2b, Brussels
Andy Fire, 1b, Stockholm
Andy Kaufman, sp, Stamford
Angela Merkel, 2b, Pittsburgh
Angie Everhart, rp, on waivers
Ani DiFranco, 1b, Seattle
Anne McCaffrey, c, Brooklyn
Anne Robinson, sp, Seattle
Anonymous, rp, Terra
Anton Chekhov, 2b, Broadway
Armistead Burwell Smith IV, 2b, Seattle
Arnold Ziffel, c, Seattle
Art Linkletter, lf, Hollywood
Arthur Charles Clarke, lf, Stamford
Arthur Dent, rf, Pusan
August Strindberg, ss, on waivers
Aunt Bee, rf, Terra

Bar Refaeli, 2b, Milan
Barack Obama, sp, Industry
Barry Allen, 3b, Terra
Beatrix Kiddo, ss, Pittsburgh
Belboz, rp, Seattle
Ben Jonson, 1b, Broadway
Benjamin Willis, sp, San Jose
Bertolt Brecht, rp, Broadway
Biff Tannen, rp, Pittsburgh
Bill Cullen, rp, Hollywood
Bill Rizer, rp, Milan
Billy, ss, on waivers
Birdo, sp, Pittsburgh
Black Belt, 2b, San Jose
Black Mage, sp, San Jose
Bob, 2b, San Jose
Bob Eubanks, 3b, Hollywood
Bob Saget, c, Industry
Bob Silverberg, lf, on waivers
Boris Grebenshchikov, lf, Seattle
Borut Pahor, 3b, on waivers
Boyko Borisov, rf, Brussels
Brad Moss, 3b, Las Vegas
Bret "The Hitman" Hart, 3b, Stamford
Brian Aldiss, rp, Brooklyn
Brian Cowen, rf, Brussels
Bronislaw Komorowski, sp, Pusan
Bruce Banner, cf, Terra
Bruce Wayne, 2b, Terra
Bub, ss, Hollywood
Bubba Ray Dudley, sp, Stamford
Bubba Sawyer Jr., sp, Stockholm/Broadway

Candice Swanepoel, rp, Milan
Captain Lou Albano, 3b, on waivers
Carl Icahn, cf, on waivers
Catherine Lucille Moore, 3b, on waivers
Charles Goren, c, Las Vegas
Charles Schwab, rf, Industry
Charles Xavier, 2b, San Jose
Chip Reese, rp, on waivers
Chris Cornell, 2b, Seattle
Chris Jericho, 2b, on waivers
Chris Moneymaker, rp, Las Vegas
Christian Wulff, sp, Stockholm
Christopher "Bluehair" Blair, 3b, Pusan
Christopher Marlowe, 1b, Broadway
Christy Turlington, cf, Milan
Cindy Crawford, cf, Milan
Clark Kent, ss, Terra
Cliff Simak, rp, Brooklyn
Coco Chanel, rp, Industry
Colin Mochrie, mr, Hollywood
Commander Keen, 2b, Pusan
Corak, mr, Pusan
Cordwainer Smith, sp, Terra
Cornelius Vanderbilt, 3b, Industry
Courtney Love, sp, Seattle
Courtney Taylor-Taylor, 1b, Seattle
Cyril Kornbluth, mr, Las Vegas
Cyrus McCormick, mr, Industry

D'Arcy Wretzky, c, Seattle
D-Von Dudley, rp, Stamford
Danielle Lloyd, 2b, Milan
Dave Grohl, mr, on waivers
David Baltimore, rp, Stockholm
David Cameron, ss, Brussels
David E. Shaw, c, Industry
David Ruprecht, sp, Hollywood
Denise Richards, sp, Milan
Dennis Mitchell, c, on waivers
Devon Aoki, sp, Pittsburgh
Dimitris Christofias, lf, Brussels
Dino Zoff, rp, Kratovo
Dirk the Daring, rf, Stockholm
Dobie Gillis, 2b, Los Angeles
Doc Smith, rp, Pusan
Dominique Dropsy, sp, Kratovo
Donkey Kong, sp, Terra
Donny Osmond, rf, Hollywood
Doyle Brunson, sp, Las Vegas
Dr. Seuss, sp, Terra

Earl, lf, Brooklyn
Easley Blackwood, cf, Las Vegas
Ecco the Dolphin, sp, San Jose
Ed Rooney, sp, Pittsburgh
Eddie Kantar, 3b, Las Vegas
Edward Albee, 3b, on waivers
Eike Immel, mr, Kratovo
Elaine Marley, rp, Pusan
Elizabeth Blackburn, sp, Stockholm
Ellen Ripley, 3b, Brooklyn
Elliott Smith, c, Stamford
Elsa von Spielburg, lf, Pusan
Ely Culbertson, c, Las Vegas
Emanuel Lasker, sp, Las Vegas
Emil von Behring, cf, Stockholm
Emily Haines, cf, Hollywood
Endora, sp, Los Angeles
Enzo Scifo, ss, Kratovo
Erdrick, cf, San Jose
Eric Murray, 3b, Las Vegas
Eric the Unready, 2b, Pusan
Ernest Hemingway, lf, Brussels
Estella Warren, c, Milan
Eugene Ionesco, rp, Broadway
Eugene O'Neill, lf, Broadway
Eunice Wentworth Howell, rp, Los Angeles
Euripides, rf, Stockholm
Eva Herzigova, cf, Milan

Ferris Bueller, 1b, Pittsburgh
Fighter, rf, San Jose
Floyd Lawson, rf, Los Angeles
Forrest Gump, 2b, Pittsburgh
Forrest Mars, mr, Seattle
Francis Crick, cf, Stockholm
Frank Herbert, lf, on waivers
Frank Perdue, 3b, Industry
Fred Gitelman, 1b, Las Vegas
Freddy Krueger, mr, Stamford
Fredrik Reinfeldt, 1b, on waivers
Fritz Leiber, 3b, Brooklyn
Fulvio Fantoni, 1b, Las Vegas

Gabriel Garcia Marquez, sp, Stockholm
Gavin Rossdale, ss, Seattle
Gene Rayburn, 2b, on waivers
George Eastman, ss, Industry
George Hanson, lf, Pittsburgh
George Orwell, mr, Terra
George Westinghouse, cf, Industry
Gilligan, sp, Los Angeles
Ginger Grant, sp, Stockholm
Gisele Bundchen, sp, Milan
Giuseppe Meazza, cf, Kratovo
Glorfindel, cf, Pusan
Gorath of the Ardanien, lf, Pusan
Gordon Bajnai, 1b, Brussels
Gordon Brown, rf, on waivers
Grand Duke Jean, rp, Stamford
Greg Lee, c, Hollywood
Groucho Marx, c, Stamford

Hal Jordan, c, Terra
Hank McCoy, c, Terra
Hans Krankl, c, Kratovo
Hans Schultz, mr, Brooklyn
Harry Stubbs, rp, Brooklyn
Heidi Klum, rp, Broadway
Heinz Fischer, sp, Brussels
Henri Nestle, sp, on waivers
Henrik Ibsen, cf, Broadway
Henry Durant, sp, Stockholm
Henry F. Potter, mr, Las Vegas
Henry Holland, 1b, Seattle
Henry Kuttner, cf, Brooklyn
Herman Munster, 1b, Los Angeles
Hillary Tickingclock, cf, Pusan
Horst Hrubesch, 3b, Kratovo
Howard Hughes, c, Industry
Howie Mandel, 2b, Hollywood
Hulk Hogan, lf, Hollywood

Ida Tarbell, 3b, Industry
Iman, rp, Terra
Iolo Fitzowen, sp, Los Angeles
Isaac Asimov, 2b, Pusan
Ivan Gasparovic, sp, Brussels
Iveta Radicova, ss, Brussels

J. Pierpont Morgan, lf, Industry
Jack Daniel, ss, Industry
Jack Szostak, cf, Stockholm
Jack Vance, rp, Broadway
Jack Williamson, 3b, Brooklyn
Jacky Munaron, rp, Kratovo
Jacobus H. van 't Hoff, c, Stockholm
James Blish, rp, on waivers
James Gamble, rp, on waivers
James Gunn, c, Pittsburgh
James Watson, ss, Broadway
Jamie King, ss, Milan
Jan Fischer, cf, Brussels
Janis Joplin, sp, Seattle
Jason Voorhees, sp, Broadway/Stockholm
Jay Gould, lf, on waivers
Jean-Paul Sartre, ss, Broadway
Jeannie, rp, Broadway
Jed Clampett, ss, Los Angeles
Jeff Buckley, 3b, Kratovo
Jeff Foxworthy, 1b, on waivers
Jeff Probst, lf, San Jose
Jerry "The King" Lawler, 2b, Stamford
Jesse "The Body" Ventura, sp, Kratovo
Jessica Michibata, sp, Brooklyn
Jill Meyers, lf, Las Vegas
Jimmy Carter, c, Stockholm
Jimmy Kimmel, ss, Hollywood
Joey Barnes, c, Los Angeles
John Cena, cf, Stamford
John D. Rockefeller, ss, Milan
John O'Hurley, 3b, Hollywood
Johnny Chan, rp, Las Vegas
Johnny Moss, rp, Las Vegas
Jonas Grumby, sp, Los Angeles
Jorge Burruchaga, 3b, Kratovo
Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero, cf, on waivers
Jose Socrates, cf, Brussels
Josie Maran, ss, on waivers
Jozef Mlynarczyk, mr, Brussels
Judith Grossman, 2b, on waivers
Jules Winnfield, lf, Stamford
Juliana Hatfield, 2b, Brooklyn
Julio Olarticoechea, ss, Pusan

Karl-Heinz Rummenigge, 1b, Kratovo
Katherine Wei-Sender, ss, Stamford
Kelly Brook, rp, Milan
Ken Masters, rp, San Jose
Kim Deal, sp, Seattle
King Albert II, rp, Brussels
King C. Gillette, cf, Industry
King Carl XVI Gustaf, rp, Brussels
King Graham, c, Hollywood
King Kong Bundy, ss, Los Angeles
Kirk Fogg, rp, Hollywood
Kofi Annan, 2b, Stockholm
Koko B. Ware, cf, Stamford
Krist Novoselic, 3b, Seattle
Kurt Cobain, rp, Seattle
Kurt Vonnegut, rp, on waivers
Kurt Wagner, 3b, on waivers

Laetitia Casta, 3b, Milan
Lars Lokke Rasmussen, c, Brooklyn
Laura Petrie, ss, Los Angeles
Lawrence Gonzi, cf, on waivers
Leeann Tweeden, lf, on waivers
Left Paddle, sp, on waivers
Leigh Brackett, sp, Stamford
Leisure Suit Larry, 2b, on waivers
Leo Bloom, rf, Terra
Leonard Knapp, sp, Brooklyn
Lev Yashin, sp, Kratovo
Levi Strauss, 2b, Industry
Lew Mathe, 1b, Las Vegas
Lewis Carroll, sp, Terra
Lewis Padgett, mr, Terra
Lily Cole, rp, Pittsburgh
Linda Evangelista, mr, on waivers
Link, 3b, San Jose
Lope de Vega, 1b, Los Angeles
Lord British, sp, Pusan
Lothar Matthaus, c, Kratovo
Louie Anderson, rp, Hollywood
Lucy Ricardo, 2b, Stamford
Luigi, c, San Jose
Lyon Sprague de Camp, rf, Brooklyn

Mari Kiviniemi, cf, Brussels
Marilyn Manson, 1b, Brooklyn
Mario, 1b, San Jose
Marisa Miller, sp, Milan
Mark Rutte, c, Brussels
Mark Twain, rp, Stamford
Marty McFly, c, Pusan
Mary Ann Summers, lf, Los Angeles
Mary McAleese, sp, Brussels
Mathias Sindelar, 2b, Kratovo
Matt Murdock, ss, on waivers
Max Bialystock, rf, on waivers
Max Planck, ss, Stockholm
Max Zorin, mr, Pittsburgh
Maynard G. Krebs, 3b, Los Angeles
Mega Man, rp, San Jose
Michael Stipe, cf, Seattle
Mikhail Gorbachev, rp, Stockholm
Miles "Tails" Prower, 2b, San Jose
Milla Jovovich, sp, Milan
Miranda Kerr, mr, Milan
Mischa Barton, rp, Milan
Mister Ed, rp, Los Angeles
Moliere, mr, Broadway
Molly Sims, mr, Milan
Monty Hall, sp, Pittsburgh
Mouser, sp, Los Angeles

Naomi Campbell, lf, Milan
Natalie Merchant, 1b, Industry
Nery Pumpido, rp, Kratovo
Nick "the Greek" Dandolos, mr, Los Angeles
Nick Drake, rp, Los Angeles
Nicolas Sarkozy, sp, Terra
Nikolai Volkoff, 3b, Pittsburgh
Nikos Stavros, sp, Pusan
Noah Cross, rp, on waivers
Norman Kay, 1b, Brussels
Norman Stansfield, mr, Pittsburgh

O-Ren Ishii, mr, Pittsburgh
O. Henry, sp, on waivers
Oleg Blokhin, rf, Kratovo
Oleg Protasov, lf, Kratovo
Olga Kurylenko, 1b, Milan
Omar Sharif, cf, Las Vegas
Opie Taylor, cf, Los Angeles
Oscar Wilde, sp, Broadway
Oswald Jacoby, lf, Las Vegas
Otis Campbell, rf, on waivers
Owen Hart, 3b, Stamford

Pat Finn, lf, Hollywood
Pat Sajak, mr, Hollywood
Patty Lane, sp, Brooklyn
Paul Berg, rp, on waivers
Paul Krugman, 3b, Stockholm
Pedro Calderon de la Barca, c, on waivers
Penn Jillette, rf, Pittsburgh
Peter Buck, 3b, Pusan
Peter Parker, c, Terra
Peter Shilton, sp, Milan
Peter Tomarken, rp, Hollywood
Petr Necas, lf, Brussels
Petra Nemcova, 3b, Terra
Phil Hellmuth, rp, on waivers
Phil Ivey, rp, on waivers
Philip Jose Farmer, sp, Brooklyn
Philip K. Dick, rp, Brooklyn
Pit, rp, Pittsburgh
Plamen Getov, 2b, Kratovo
Poul Anderson, sp, Brooklyn
Praetor Fenix, 1b, Pusan
Princess Peach, cf, on waivers
Princess Zelda, lf, San Jose
Protoman, rp, San Jose

Q-Bert, rf, Terra
Queen Elizabeth II, rp, Broadway
Queen Margrethe II, rp, Brussels
Quinton McHale, rp, Los Angeles

Ragnar Frisch, mr, Stockholm
Ralph Kramden, rp, on waivers
Ray Bradbury, 2b, Broadway
Rebecca Romijn, rp, Milan
Regis Philbin, 1b, Hollywood
Remy LeBeau, ss, Brooklyn
Richard Branson, 1b, on waivers
Richard Dawson, mr, San Jose
Richard Karn, lf, Hollywood
Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat, mr, Stamford
Ricky Ricardo, 1b, on waivers
Rinat Dasayev, rp, Kratovo
Rob Petrie, lf, Brussels
Robert Smith, mr, on waivers
Robert Wood Johnson, cf, Brooklyn
Roger Wilco, 1b, Pusan
Roland Ironfist, sp, Pusan
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, ss, on waivers
Roy Batty, rp, Stamford
Roy Hinkley, 2b, Las Vegas
Rudyard Kipling, mr, Stockholm
Ruy Lopez, sp, Las Vegas
Rydia of Mist, sp, San Jose

Sadok Sassi, rp, Kratovo
Salmon P. Chase, 2b, Industry
Samantha, rf, Los Angeles
Sami Kehela, ss, Las Vegas
Samuel Beckett, rf, Broadway
Samuel Gompers, 3b, Stockholm
Samuel Stayman, 1b, Las Vegas
Samus Aran, sp, San Jose
Scott Summers, 2b, Terra
Scott Weiland, 2b, Seattle
Sergei Aleinikov, ss, on waivers
Seymour Cray, rp, Industry
Sgt. Slaughter, c, Pittsburgh
Shirley Manson, rp, Seattle
Sid Altman, cf, on waivers
Silvio Berlusconi, 3b, Broadway
Sir Arthur, rp, San Jose
Sonic the Hedgehog, ss, San Jose
Spark, rp, Pusan
Stephanie Seymour, rf, on waivers
Steve Rogers, rf, on waivers
Steven Chu, c, Stockholm

Tarja Halonen, sp, Brussels
Ted Sturgeon, rp, on waivers
Ted Turner, rp, Industry
Tennessee Williams, rf, Broadway
Terry Malloy, 1b, Terra
The Grand Wizard, sp, Las Vegas
The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase, c, Stamford
The Mountie, sp, on waivers
Theodore Roosevelt, lf, Los Angeles
Thing T. Thing, sp, Los Angeles
Thom Yorke, cf, Seattle
Thomas J. Watson, sp, Industry
Thomas Mars, mr, Seattle
Thurston B. Howell III, cf, on waivers
Toad, ss, Broadway
Toejam, lf, San Jose
Tom Bergeron, sp, Pittsburgh
Tom Steitz, 3b, Stockholm
Tom Stoppard, 3b, Broadway
Tony Stark, lf, Terra
Toomas Hendrik Ilves, mr, on waivers
Tyra Banks, c, Milan

Ursula Le Guin, c, Brooklyn

Vaclav Klaus, mr, Industry
Valdis Dombrovskis, 3b, Brussels
Valdis Zatlers, sp, Broadway
Vanessa Carlton, lf, Brooklyn
Vasily Rats, rf, Kratovo
Vectorman, sp, San Jose
Vi Domina, ss, Kratovo
Vic Viper, rp, Pusan
Viktor Orban, ss, Seattle
Vince McMahon, sp, on waivers
Vincent Vega, rf, Pittsburgh
Virgil, rp, Stamford
Voltaire, sp, Broadway

Walter M. Miller, 2b, Brooklyn
Warrax the Chaos Warrior, sp, Pusan
Werner Faymann, rf, on waivers
White Mage, c, San Jose
Wild Bill Hickok, mr, Las Vegas
Wilhelm Klink, rp, on waivers
William Colgate, sp, Industry
William Shakespeare, sp, Stamford
William Tenn, sp, Terra
Wink Martindale, rp, Hollywood
Wole Soyinka, 1b, Pittsburgh
Wolfgang Pauli, rp, Stockholm
Woody Allen, rp, Terra

Xzar, 3b, Los Angeles

Yokozuna, ss, Stamford
Yves Leterme, ss, Seattle

Zehir, rf, on waivers
Zhivko Gospodinov, 2b, Broadway
Zoranthus, lf, Pittsburgh

By position

Catchers

Ak'shel, Pusan
Alan Thicke, Hollywood
Alis Landale, Brussels
Allen Ludden, Broadway
Anne McCaffrey, Brooklyn
Arnold Ziffel, Seattle
Bob Saget, Industry
Charles Goren, Las Vegas
D'Arcy Wretzky, Seattle
David E. Shaw, Industry
Dennis Mitchell, on waivers
Elliott Smith, Stamford
Ely Culbertson, Las Vegas
Estella Warren, Milan
Greg Lee, Hollywood
Groucho Marx, Stamford
Hal Jordan, Terra
Hank McCoy, Terra
Hans Krankl, Kratovo
Howard Hughes, Industry
Jacobus H. van 't Hoff, Stockholm
James Gunn, Pittsburgh
Jimmy Carter, Stockholm
Joey Barnes, Los Angeles
King Graham, Hollywood
Lars Lokke Rasmussen, Brooklyn
Lothar Matthaus, Kratovo
Luigi, San Jose
Mark Rutte, Brussels
Marty McFly, Pusan
Pedro Calderon de la Barca, on waivers
Peter Parker, Terra
Sgt. Slaughter, Pittsburgh
Steven Chu, Stockholm
The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase, Stamford
Tyra Banks, Milan
Ursula Le Guin, Brooklyn
White Mage, San Jose

First Basemen

Andrius Kubilius, Brussels
Andy Fire, Stockholm
Ani DiFranco, Seattle
Ben Jonson, Broadway
Christopher Marlowe, Broadway
Courtney Taylor-Taylor, Seattle
Ferris Bueller, Pittsburgh
Fred Gitelman, Las Vegas
Fredrik Reinfeldt, on waivers
Fulvio Fantoni, Las Vegas
Gordon Bajnai, Brussels
Henry Holland, Seattle
Herman Munster, Los Angeles
Jeff Foxworthy, on waivers
Karl-Heinz Rummenigge, Kratovo
Lew Mathe, Las Vegas
Lope de Vega, Los Angeles
Marilyn Manson, Brooklyn
Mario, San Jose
Natalie Merchant, Industry
Norman Kay, Brussels
Olga Kurylenko, Milan
Praetor Fenix, Pusan
Regis Philbin, Hollywood
Richard Branson, on waivers
Ricky Ricardo, on waivers
Roger Wilco, Pusan
Samuel Stayman, Las Vegas
Terry Malloy, Terra
Wole Soyinka, Pittsburgh

Second Basemen

Andrus Ansip, Brussels
Angela Merkel, Pittsburgh
Anton Chekhov, Broadway
Armistead Burwell Smith IV, Seattle
Bar Refaeli, Milan
Black Belt, San Jose
Bob, San Jose
Bruce Wayne, Terra
Charles Xavier, San Jose
Chris Cornell, Seattle
Chris Jericho, on waivers
Commander Keen, Pusan
Danielle Lloyd, Milan
Dobie Gillis, Los Angeles
Eric the Unready, Pusan
Forrest Gump, Pittsburgh
Gene Rayburn, on waivers
Howie Mandel, Hollywood
Isaac Asimov, Pusan
Jerry "The King" Lawler, Stamford
Judith Grossman, on waivers
Juliana Hatfield, Brooklyn
Kofi Annan, Stockholm
Leisure Suit Larry, on waivers
Levi Strauss, Industry
Lucy Ricardo, Stamford
Mathias Sindelar, Kratovo
Miles "Tails" Prower, San Jose
Plamen Getov, Kratovo
Ray Bradbury, Broadway
Roy Hinkley, Las Vegas
Salmon P. Chase, Industry
Scott Summers, Terra
Scott Weiland, Seattle
Walter M. Miller, Brooklyn
Zhivko Gospodinov, Broadway

Third Basemen

Ahmed Johnson, Stamford
Barry Allen, Terra
Bob Eubanks, Hollywood
Borut Pahor, on waivers
Brad Moss, Las Vegas
Bret "The Hitman" Hart, Stamford
Captain Lou Albano, on waivers
Catherine Lucille Moore, on waivers
Christopher "Bluehair" Blair, Pusan
Cornelius Vanderbilt, Industry
Eddie Kantar, Las Vegas
Edward Albee, on waivers
Ellen Ripley, Brooklyn
Eric Murray, Las Vegas
Frank Perdue, Industry
Fritz Leiber, Brooklyn
Horst Hrubesch, Kratovo
Ida Tarbell, Industry
Jack Williamson, Brooklyn
Jeff Buckley, Kratovo
John O'Hurley, Hollywood
Jorge Burruchaga, Kratovo
Krist Novoselic, Seattle
Kurt Wagner, on waivers
Laetitia Casta, Milan
Link, San Jose
Maynard G. Krebs, Los Angeles
Nikolai Volkoff, Pittsburgh
Owen Hart, Stamford
Paul Krugman, Stockholm
Peter Buck, Pusan
Petra Nemcova, Terra
Samuel Gompers, Stockholm
Silvio Berlusconi, Broadway
Tom Steitz, Stockholm
Tom Stoppard, Broadway
Valdis Dombrovskis, Brussels
Xzar, Los Angeles

Shortstops

Aeschylus, on waivers
Agent 99, San Jose
Alice Sheldon, on waivers
Amelie Poulain, Pittsburgh
August Strindberg, on waivers
Beatrix Kiddo, Pittsburgh
Billy, on waivers
Bub, Hollywood
Clark Kent, Terra
David Cameron, Brussels
Enzo Scifo, Kratovo
Gavin Rossdale, Seattle
George Eastman, Industry
Iveta Radicova, Brussels
Jack Daniel, Industry
James Watson, Broadway
Jamie King, Milan
Jean-Paul Sartre, Broadway
Jed Clampett, Los Angeles
Jimmy Kimmel, Hollywood
John D. Rockefeller, Milan
Josie Maran, on waivers
Julio Olarticoechea, Pusan
Katherine Wei-Sender, Stamford
King Kong Bundy, Los Angeles
Laura Petrie, Los Angeles
Matt Murdock, on waivers
Max Planck, Stockholm
Remy LeBeau, Brooklyn
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, on waivers
Sami Kehela, Las Vegas
Sergei Aleinikov, on waivers
Sonic the Hedgehog, San Jose
Toad, Broadway
Vi Domina, Kratovo
Viktor Orban, Seattle
Yokozuna, Stamford
Yves Leterme, Seattle

Left Fielders

Alexander Graham Bell, on waivers
Art Linkletter, Hollywood
Arthur Charles Clarke, Stamford
Bob Silverberg, on waivers
Boris Grebenshchikov, Seattle
Dimitris Christofias, Brussels
Earl, Brooklyn
Elsa von Spielburg, Pusan
Ernest Hemingway, Brussels
Eugene O'Neill, Broadway
Frank Herbert, on waivers
George Hanson, Pittsburgh
Gorath of the Ardanien, Pusan
Hulk Hogan, Hollywood
J. Pierpont Morgan, Industry
Jay Gould, on waivers
Jeff Probst, San Jose
Jill Meyers, Las Vegas
Jules Winnfield, Stamford
Leeann Tweeden, on waivers
Mary Ann Summers, Los Angeles
Naomi Campbell, Milan
Oleg Protasov, Kratovo
Oswald Jacoby, Las Vegas
Pat Finn, Hollywood
Petr Necas, Brussels
Princess Zelda, San Jose
Richard Karn, Hollywood
Rob Petrie, Brussels
Theodore Roosevelt, Los Angeles
Toejam, San Jose
Tony Stark, Terra
Vanessa Carlton, Brooklyn
Zoranthus, Pittsburgh

Center Fielders

Adolphus Busch, Industry
Aldous Huxley, Pusan
Alex Bubnov, Stockholm
Alex Novikov, Kratovo
Alex Trebek, Seattle
Alfred Sheinwold, on waivers
Alvy Singer, Pittsburgh
Bruce Banner, Terra
Carl Icahn, on waivers
Christy Turlington, Milan
Cindy Crawford, Milan
Easley Blackwood, Las Vegas
Emil von Behring, Stockholm
Emily Haines, Hollywood
Erdrick, San Jose
Eva Herzigova, Milan
Francis Crick, Stockholm
George Westinghouse, Industry
Giuseppe Meazza, Kratovo
Glorfindel, Pusan
Henrik Ibsen, Broadway
Henry Kuttner, Brooklyn
Hillary Tickingclock, Pusan
Jack Szostak, Stockholm
Jan Fischer, Brussels
John Cena, Stamford
Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero, on waivers
Jose Socrates, Brussels
King C. Gillette, Industry
Koko B. Ware, Stamford
Lawrence Gonzi, on waivers
Mari Kiviniemi, Brussels
Michael Stipe, Seattle
Omar Sharif, Las Vegas
Opie Taylor, Los Angeles
Princess Peach, on waivers
Robert Wood Johnson, Brooklyn
Sid Altman, on waivers
Thom Yorke, Seattle
Thurston B. Howell III, on waivers

Right Fielders

Adriana Lima, Milan
Alan Truscott, Las Vegas
Alfie Bester, Seattle
Andre the Giant, Stamford
Andrew Carnegie, Industry
Arthur Dent, Pusan
Aunt Bee, Terra
Boyko Borisov, Brussels
Brian Cowen, Brussels
Charles Schwab, Industry
Dirk the Daring, Stockholm
Donny Osmond, Hollywood
Euripides, Stockholm
Fighter, San Jose
Floyd Lawson, Los Angeles
Gordon Brown, on waivers
Leo Bloom, Terra
Lyon Sprague de Camp, Brooklyn
Max Bialystock, on waivers
Oleg Blokhin, Kratovo
Otis Campbell, on waivers
Penn Jillette, Pittsburgh
Q-Bert, Terra
Samantha, Los Angeles
Samuel Beckett, Broadway
Stephanie Seymour, on waivers
Steve Rogers, on waivers
Tennessee Williams, Broadway
Vasily Rats, Kratovo
Vincent Vega, Pittsburgh
Werner Faymann, on waivers
Zehir, on waivers

Starting Pitchers

Ahmad Rashad, Hollywood
Alfred Elton van Vogt, on waivers
Alfred P. Sloan, Industry
Amber Lancaster, Milan
Anderson Cooper, Hollywood
Andy Kaufman, Stamford
Anne Robinson, Seattle
Barack Obama, Industry
Benjamin Willis, San Jose
Birdo, Pittsburgh
Black Mage, San Jose
Bronislaw Komorowski, Pusan
Bubba Ray Dudley, Stamford
Bubba Sawyer Jr., Stockholm/Broadway
Christian Wulff, Stockholm
Cordwainer Smith, Terra
Courtney Love, Seattle
David Ruprecht, Hollywood
Denise Richards, Milan
Devon Aoki, Pittsburgh
Dominique Dropsy, Kratovo
Donkey Kong, Terra
Doyle Brunson, Las Vegas
Dr. Seuss, Terra
Ecco the Dolphin, San Jose
Ed Rooney, Pittsburgh
Elizabeth Blackburn, Stockholm
Emanuel Lasker, Las Vegas
Endora, Los Angeles
Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Stockholm
Gilligan, Los Angeles
Ginger Grant, Stockholm
Gisele Bundchen, Milan
Heinz Fischer, Brussels
Henri Nestle, on waivers
Henry Durant, Stockholm
Iolo Fitzowen, Los Angeles
Ivan Gasparovic, Brussels
Janis Joplin, Seattle
Jason Voorhees, Broadway/Stockholm
Jesse "The Body" Ventura, Kratovo
Jessica Michibata, Brooklyn
Jonas Grumby, Los Angeles
Kim Deal, Seattle
Left Paddle, on waivers
Leigh Brackett, Stamford
Leonard Knapp, Brooklyn
Lev Yashin, Kratovo
Lewis Carroll, Terra
Lord British, Pusan
Marisa Miller, Milan
Mary McAleese, Brussels
Milla Jovovich, Milan
Monty Hall, Pittsburgh
Mouser, Los Angeles
Nicolas Sarkozy, Terra
Nikos Stavros, Pusan
O. Henry, on waivers
Oscar Wilde, Broadway
Patty Lane, Brooklyn
Peter Shilton, Milan
Philip Jose Farmer, Brooklyn
Poul Anderson, Brooklyn
Roland Ironfist, Pusan
Ruy Lopez, Las Vegas
Rydia of Mist, San Jose
Samus Aran, San Jose
Tarja Halonen, Brussels
The Grand Wizard, Las Vegas
The Mountie, on waivers
Thing T. Thing, Los Angeles
Thomas J. Watson, Industry
Tom Bergeron, Pittsburgh
Valdis Zatlers, Broadway
Vectorman, San Jose
Vince McMahon, on waivers
Voltaire, Broadway
Warrax the Chaos Warrior, Pusan
William Colgate, Industry
William Shakespeare, Stamford
William Tenn, Terra

Middle Relievers

Colin Mochrie, Hollywood
Corak, Pusan
Cyril Kornbluth, Las Vegas
Cyrus McCormick, Industry
Dave Grohl, on waivers
Eike Immel, Kratovo
Forrest Mars, Seattle
Freddy Krueger, Stamford
George Orwell, Terra
Hans Schultz, Brooklyn
Henry F. Potter, Las Vegas
Jozef Mlynarczyk, Brussels
Lewis Padgett, Terra
Linda Evangelista, on waivers
Max Zorin, Pittsburgh
Miranda Kerr, Milan
Moliere, Broadway
Molly Sims, Milan
Nick "the Greek" Dandolos, Los Angeles
Norman Stansfield, Pittsburgh
O-Ren Ishii, Pittsburgh
Pat Sajak, Hollywood
Ragnar Frisch, Stockholm
Richard Dawson, San Jose
Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat, Stamford
Robert Smith, on waivers
Rudyard Kipling, Stockholm
Thomas Mars, Seattle
Toomas Hendrik Ilves, on waivers
Vaclav Klaus, Industry
Wild Bill Hickok, Las Vegas

Relief Pitchers

Alanis Morissette, Kratovo
Albert Brooks, Terra
Albert Rust, Kratovo
Alex Forrest, Hollywood
Alice Kramden, Los Angeles
Alice Norton, Brooklyn
Amarillo Preston, Pittsburgh
Angie Everhart, on waivers
Anonymous, Terra
Belboz, Seattle
Bertolt Brecht, Broadway
Biff Tannen, Pittsburgh
Bill Cullen, Hollywood
Bill Rizer, Milan
Brian Aldiss, Brooklyn
Candice Swanepoel, Milan
Chip Reese, on waivers
Chris Moneymaker, Las Vegas
Cliff Simak, Brooklyn
Coco Chanel, Industry
D-Von Dudley, Stamford
David Baltimore, Stockholm
Dino Zoff, Kratovo
Doc Smith, Pusan
Elaine Marley, Pusan
Eugene Ionesco, Broadway
Eunice Wentworth Howell, Los Angeles
Grand Duke Jean, Stamford
Harry Stubbs, Brooklyn
Heidi Klum, Broadway
Iman, Terra
Jack Vance, Broadway
Jacky Munaron, Kratovo
James Blish, on waivers
James Gamble, on waivers
Jeannie, Broadway
Johnny Chan, Las Vegas
Johnny Moss, Las Vegas
Kelly Brook, Milan
Ken Masters, San Jose
King Albert II, Brussels
King Carl XVI Gustaf, Brussels
Kirk Fogg, Hollywood
Kurt Cobain, Seattle
Kurt Vonnegut, on waivers
Lily Cole, Pittsburgh
Louie Anderson, Hollywood
Mark Twain, Stamford
Mega Man, San Jose
Mikhail Gorbachev, Stockholm
Mischa Barton, Milan
Mister Ed, Los Angeles
Nery Pumpido, Kratovo
Nick Drake, Los Angeles
Noah Cross, on waivers
Paul Berg, on waivers
Peter Tomarken, Hollywood
Phil Hellmuth, on waivers
Phil Ivey, on waivers
Philip K. Dick, Brooklyn
Pit, Pittsburgh
Protoman, San Jose
Queen Elizabeth II, Broadway
Queen Margrethe II, Brussels
Quinton McHale, Los Angeles
Ralph Kramden, on waivers
Rebecca Romijn, Milan
Rinat Dasayev, Kratovo
Roy Batty, Stamford
Sadok Sassi, Kratovo
Seymour Cray, Industry
Shirley Manson, Seattle
Sir Arthur, San Jose
Spark, Pusan
Ted Sturgeon, on waivers
Ted Turner, Industry
Vic Viper, Pusan
Virgil, Stamford
Wilhelm Klink, on waivers
Wink Martindale, Hollywood
Wolfgang Pauli, Stockholm
Woody Allen, Terra