Roster for Washington Gridlock:

Catchers:

• 4592 Key Pittman, 21, c (44 G, 0.2 DR/40, -8.7 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 3667 Daniel Patrick Moynihan, 32, 1b (583 G, -2.5 DR/40, 4.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4143 Toni Garrn, 24, 1b (228 G, -0.7 DR/40, 2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 3589 Richard Lugar, 30, 2b (507 G, -1.8 DR/40, -2.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4191 Patty Murray, 24, 2b (104 G, -3.8 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 4224 Einars Repse, 24, 3b (151 G, -2.7 DR/40, 0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 4433 Dianne Feinstein, 23, 3b (119 G, 0.3 DR/40, 1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 3924 Willy Brandt, 26, ss (310 G, 2.9 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4137 Elizabeth Warren, 25, ss (239 G, -3.7 DR/40, 3.5 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 3875 The Doctor, 30, lf (434 G, 2.4 DR/40, 9.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 4374 Mike Mansfield, 22, lf (184 G, 1.4 DR/40, 1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 4090 Daniel Webster, 27, cf (291 G, 1.4 DR/40, 7.0 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 3542 Ted Kennedy, 31, sp (246 G, 2.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3891 William Seward, 26, sp (126 G, 1.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4460 Barbara Boxer, 23, sp (61 G, 2.1 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 4608 Marco Rubio, 26, mr (48 G, 6.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3520 Neko Case, 34, rp (322 G, 6.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4225 Watson Squire, 24, rp (124 G, -0.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4065 Robert La Follette, 28, rp (119 G, 2.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4016 Alan Cranston, 27, rp (113 G, 3.7 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 4249 Ed Brooke, 25, rf (121 G, -6.7 DR/40, -2.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4240 Warren Magnuson, 24, sp (64 G, -4.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4165 Lewis Schwellenbach, 23, rp (42 G, -11.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4575 Pat McCarran, 17, rf (who?)
• 4652 Alan Bible, 20, 1b (who?)
• 4508 Frederick Frelinghuysen, 21, rp (who?)
• 4405 George Clement Perkins, 19, rp (who?)