Roster for Cyberspace Internet:

Catchers:

• 4095 Rueful Rabbit, 24, c (282 G, 1.6 DR/40, -3.3 OR/40)
• 4555 Dancing Baby, 22, c (48 G, -0.1 DR/40, -9.6 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 3800 Marcelo Branco, 30, 2b (425 G, 0.9 DR/40, 0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 4102 Lucille Bluth, 24, 2b (258 G, 1.4 DR/40, 8.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 4623 Jessi Smiles, 26, 2b (90 G, -2.5 DR/40, 6.4 OR/40)
• 4627 Hosea Jan Frank, 19, 2b (29 G, -0.8 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40)
• 4392 Joel Wooldridge, 23, 3b (85 G, -1.6 DR/40, -5.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 3792 Gabriel Chagas, 30, ss (456 G, 2.5 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4377 Mike Cappelletti Jr., 24, ss (120 G, -0.2 DR/40, -5.8 OR/40)

Outfielders:

• 4005 Mark Itabashi, 25, cf (302 G, 2.5 DR/40, 8.3 OR/40)
• 3797 Archbishop Makarios III, 27, rf (361 G, -0.6 DR/40, 2.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4411 Justin Lall, 23, rf (138 G, 4.9 DR/40, 4.2 OR/40)

Starters:

• 3917 Maxime Vachier-Lagrave, 29, sp (164 G, 2.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3978 William Pappaconstantinou, 29, sp (164 G, 3.6 PRAA/300)
• 3900 Peter Svidler, 26, sp (144 G, -3.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4055 Tobias Funke, 27, sp (137 G, 5.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4647 Zach King, 20, sp (25 G, -8.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 4136 Eric Stoner, 27, rp (167 G, 7.3 PRAA/300)
• 4119 Nahum Tate, 25, rp (106 G, 5.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4244 Martin Jacobson, 24, rp (77 G, 2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4554 Hampton the Hamster, 21, rp (41 G, 2.1 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 4008 John Hurd, 24, 1b (219 G, 0.4 DR/40, -7.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 4186 Secretary Bird, 22, c (59 G, -0.3 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4518 Jennifer Ringley, 22, rf (18 G, 0.9 DR/40, -5.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4593 Rebecca Black, 18, sp (who?)
• 4591 Andrew Bachelor, 18, rf (who?)
• 4261 David Grainger, 22, cf (who?)