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SimBase Players, Year 52

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Aaron Burr, rp, Almaty
Abe Burrows, rp, Stratford
Academician Prokhor Zakharov, ss, San Jose
Adam Clayton, mr, Los Angeles
Adande Thorne, sp, Cyberspace
Ademir Marques de Menezes, 3b, Kratovo
Adlai Stevenson, cf, Almaty/on waivers
Admetus, c, Stratford/Seattle
Afrika Bambaataa, rf, Compton
Ajani Goldmane, rp, Multiverse
Al Smith, ss, Almaty
Alain Ducasse, mr, Kansas City
Alan Bible, 1b, Washington
Alan Cranston, rp, Washington
Albert A. Michelson, 2b, Baltimore
Albert Schweitzer, sp, on waivers
Albert Shesternyov, sp, Kratovo
Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, rf, Baltimore
Alexandra Daddario, rp, Milan
Alf Landon, 2b, Almaty
Alia Shawkat, cf, Stratford
Alice, sp, Paddington
Alicia Florrick, 3b, Compton
Allira Cohrs, cf, on waivers
Altair Gomes de Figueiredo, rp, Kratovo
Amanda Rosewater, lf, Multiverse
Amy Millan, sp, Almaty/on waivers
Andi Dorfman, rp, Compton
Andres Guibert, cf, Baltimore
Andrew Bachelor, 3b, Cyberspace
Andrew Hozier-Byrne, c, Kratovo
Andrzej Duda, mr, on waivers
Andy 2. Taylor, 2b, Seattle
Andy Bernard, 2b, Los Angeles
Andy Dufresne, sp, Kansas City/on waivers
Angel Yunier Remon Arzuaga, rf, Paddington/Kansas City
Angela Martin, cf, Los Angeles
Angelina Jolie, 2b, Sao Paulo
Anita Sarkeesian, rp, Kansas City/on waivers
Anne Vyalitsyna, mr, Milan
Annette Bening, 1b, Almaty/on waivers
Apolo, 1b, on waivers
Arcades Sabboth, sp, Multiverse
Archbishop Makarios III, rf, Cyberspace
Ariel Meredith, cf, Milan
Arnold Vinick, rp, Almaty
Art Garfunkel, 1b, Seattle
Atticus Finch, ss, Compton
Aurelio Voltaire, c, Seattle
AzMarie Livingston, 3b, Milan

Babou, sp, Los Angeles/Sao Paulo
Baggage, sp, Philadelphia
Barbara Boxer, sp, Washington/Seattle
Barend Biesheuvel, 2b, Compton
Bartz Klauser, sp, San Jose
Beatrice, sp, Stratford/Washington
Benedick, sp, Stratford
Benjamin Netanyahu, rf, on waivers
Berti Vogts, rp, Kratovo
Big Daddy Kane, ss, Kansas City
Bill Bradley, cf, Multiverse
Bjork Gudmundsdottir, mr, Seattle
Blaze the Cat, rf, Philadelphia
Blit Wizbok, lf, Sao Paulo
Bobby Moore, mr, Kratovo
Bono, lf, Seattle
Burton Wheeler, rp, Washington
Bustopher Jones, rp, Philadelphia
Busy Bee Starski, c, on waivers

Captain Ulrik Svensgaard, 2b, San Jose
Carl Levin, 1b, on waivers
Carlos Roberto de Oliveira, rf, Kratovo
Carmen Kass, rp, Milan
Cassandra Jean, rp, Sao Paulo
Cat Sith, 3b, Philadelphia
Caterpillar, sp, Paddington
Catharine MacKinnon, lf, Stratford
Chad Smith, lf, Kansas City
Chairman Sheng-Ji Yang, rp, San Jose
Chandra Nalaar, sp, Multiverse
Charles Evans Hughes, rf, Almaty
Charles G. Dawes, sp, Baltimore
Charles Michel, lf, Stratford
Charles Scott Sherrington, cf, Baltimore
Charlotte McKinney, sp, on waivers
Cheshire Cat, ss, Paddington
Chromium Rhuell, rf, on waivers
Chubby Huggs, sp, Philadelphia
Claudio, cf, Kratovo
Cloris Leachman, cf, Sao Paulo
Coco Rocha, 1b, Milan
Colin the Corgi, lf, Paddington
Colt McCoy, rp, Almaty
Commander Ulysses Feral, rf, Philadelphia
Commissioner Pravin Lal, sp, San Jose
Coricopat, 2b, Philadelphia
Cory Booker, rp, Philadelphia
Cowardly Lion, mr, Multiverse
Creed Bratton, sp, Los Angeles
Crookshanks, rp, Philadelphia

DJ Kool Herc, cf, Compton
Dale Cooper, 3b, Compton
Dale Earnhardt Jr., 1b, Sao Paulo
Dan Marino, rp, Almaty
Dan Savage, rp, Kansas City
Dancing Baby, c, Cyberspace
Daniel Ellsberg, sp, Kansas City
Daniel Passarella, rp, Kratovo
Daniel Webster, cf, Washington
David Grainger, cf, Cyberspace
Dean Ray Koontz, cf, Paddington
Deryck Whibley, 2b, Multiverse
Detective Dick Gumshoe, ss, San Jose
Dianne Feinstein, 3b, Washington
Dick Lupoff, c, Paddington
Diggs, rp, Los Angeles
Diogo Freitas do Amaral, ss, Baltimore
Dogberry, rp, Stratford
Dolores O'Riordan, rp, Seattle
Dominique Reighard, c, Los Angeles
Don Pedro, rp, Stratford
Donalbain, 1b, Washington
Doris Lessing, 2b, Paddington
Dwight K. Schrute, sp, Los Angeles
Dynaheir, rp, San Jose

Earl Warren, ss, Compton
Ed Brooke, rf, Washington
Eduardo Goncalves de Andrade, 3b, Los Angeles/on waivers
Edwin Abbott Abbott, c, Kansas City/on waivers
Einars Repse, 3b, Washington
Elihu Smails, cf, Compton
Elim Garak, mr, Multiverse
Elizabeth Robinson, sp, Paddington
Elizabeth Warren, ss, Washington
Elspeth Tirel, rp, Multiverse
Elvin Hayes, rp, Baltimore
Ema Skye, sp, San Jose
Emily DiDonato, mr, on waivers
Enrique Ballestrero, rp, Kratovo
Enrique Collar, rf, on waivers
Eric Stoner, rp, Cyberspace
Erik Axel Karlfeldt, rp, Baltimore
Ernest Robinson, sp, Paddington
Eustace Fargo, rp, Compton

F.D.C. Willard, sp, Philadelphia
Fannie Farmer, 1b, Kansas City
Ferdinand Braun, 2b, Baltimore
Ferran Adrià, sp, Kansas City
Fez, mr, on waivers
Flashman, rp, Paddington
Florea Dumitrache, 3b, Kratovo
Frank Loesser, 2b, Stratford
Franz Beckenbauer, rp, Kratovo
Franz Robinson, rp, Paddington
Frederick Frelinghuysen, rp, Washington
Frederik Willem de Klerk, c, Sao Paulo
Fritz Robinson, rf, Paddington

Gabriel Lippmann, 3b, Baltimore
Gal Gadot, ss, Milan
Garruk Wildspeaker, 1b, Almaty
Gene Parmesan, lf, Kansas City
George Clement Perkins, rp, Washington
George Kelly, sp, Kratovo
George Michael Bluth, 1b, Seattle
Gerson de Oliveira Nunes, 2b, Kratovo
Giancarlo De Sisti, lf, Kratovo
Gideon Jura, ss, Almaty
Gilbert Arenas, rf, Baltimore
Giovanni Trapattoni, rp, Kratovo
Glenn Close, c, Almaty/on waivers
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing, 1b, Stratford
Grandmaster Flash, rp, Compton
Grant Achatz, rp, Kansas City
Grim Ripper, lf, on waivers
Grzegorz Lato, 2b, Kratovo
Guido Anchovy, lf, Philadelphia
Guillaume Tirel, rp, Kansas City
Guillermo Rigondeaux, lf, Seattle
Gus Johnson, ss, Baltimore
Guy Fawkes, lf, Kansas City

Hailey Clauson, rp, Milan
Hampton the Hamster, rp, Cyberspace
Hansruedi Fuhrer, c, Kratovo
Harold Varmus, lf, Baltimore
Harry Mason, sp, San Jose
Harvey Milk, sp, Kansas City
Hello Kitty, 2b, Philadelphia
Helmut Kohl, lf, San Jose
Henry Bone, mr, Paddington
Henry Rider Haggard, 2b, Sao Paulo
Herb Kohl, rp, Washington
Herbert Love, rp, Los Angeles
Hero, lf, Stratford/Washington
Hideous Hog, cf, Compton
Hobbes, rp, Philadelphia
Holly Flax, sp, Los Angeles
Homer Bone, rf, on waivers
Horatio Seymour, rf, Almaty
Hosea Jan Frank, 3b, Cyberspace
Hubert Humphrey, sp, Almaty
Hugh Jackman, ss, Sao Paulo
Hugo Black, sp, Compton
Hugo Chavez, sp, Sao Paulo

Ignacio Zoco, rf, Seattle
Ignatius Pollaky, mr, Compton
Ina Garten, ss, Kansas City
Ines Rivero, mr, on waivers
Ira Gershwin, 2b, Stratford
Irisa Nyira, ss, Cyberspace

Jace Beleren, ss, Multiverse
Jack Carter, ss, Multiverse
Jack Robinson, lf, Paddington
Jackie Robinson, lf, on waivers
Jacques Pépin, cf, Kansas City
Jaga, 3b, Philadelphia
Jake Brigance, 1b, Compton/on waivers
Jake Marshall, rf, San Jose
James Cameron, cf, Sao Paulo
James M2 Cox, rf, Almaty
James Murray, rp, Washington
James Taylor, rp, Seattle
Jamie Casino, mr, Compton
Jane Jacobs, 3b, Kansas City
Jason Bateman, ss, Los Angeles
Jawaharlal Nehru, c, Kansas City/on waivers
Jefferson Davis, 3b, Almaty
Jennifer Hawkins, rp, Milan
Jennifer Ringley, rf, Cyberspace
Jerry Cantrell, rf, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Jessi Smiles, lf, Cyberspace
Jessica White, 1b, Milan
Jim Halpert, rp, Los Angeles
Jim Rockford, rp, Compton
Jimmy James, rp, on waivers
Joanna Dark, sp, Almaty/on waivers
Joel Wooldridge, 3b, Cyberspace
Johan Cruyff, ss, Kratovo
John Hoynes, rp, Almaty
John Kerry, ss, on waivers
John Lyly, ss, Stratford
John McCain, lf, Almaty/on waivers
John Stockton, 1b, Multiverse
John Taylor, sp, Compton
John W. Davis, 3b, Almaty/on waivers
Jon Tester, mr, Sao Paulo
Jose Armando Ufarte Ventoso, ss, Kratovo
Jose Maria Aznar Lopez, ss, Los Angeles
Josephine Skriver, rp, Milan
Josh Donn, ss, Los Angeles
Joshua Nolan, cf, Multiverse
Joss Whedon, 3b, Sao Paulo
Jourdan Dunn, sp, Milan
Jourdan Miller, 3b, Milan
Joël Robuchon, lf, Kansas City
Juan Corrida, 1b, Paddington
Judge Reinhold, lf, Los Angeles
Judy Garland, lf, Sao Paulo
Julianne Moore, rp, Almaty/on waivers
Justin Lall, rf, Cyberspace

Kaitlin Olson, c, Sao Paulo
Kakoko Etepe, ss, on waivers
Karl Landsteiner, lf, Baltimore
Katharine McPhee, sp, Baltimore
Kathryn Janeway, sp, Multiverse
Keanu Reeves, cf, Sao Paulo/Los Angeles
Kelly Gale, lf, Milan
Kelly Kapoor, sp, Los Angeles
Kelly Rohrbach, sp, Seattle
Kendall Jenner, c, Milan
Kes, sp, Sao Paulo
Kevin Malone, rf, Los Angeles
Key Pittman, c, Washington
Kid, 2b, on waivers
Kim Shattuck, rp, Seattle
King Karl XIII, rp, on waivers
King Lyncus, rp, Philadelphia
Kirsten Gillibrand, c, Multiverse/on waivers
Konrad Adenauer, cf, Milan
Kool G Rap, cf, Compton
Kool Moe Dee, rp, Compton
Kosh, 3b, Stratford
Kristy Hinze, cf, Milan
Kurtis Blow, rp, Compton

Ladislav Novak, mr, on waivers
Lady Deirdre Skye, rf, Compton
Lady Macbeth, rf, Almaty
Laimdota Straujuma, ss, Seattle
Lana Skye, rp, San Jose
Lara Dutta, ss, Milan
Larry Fitzgerald, cf, Almaty
Larry Mullen Jr., sp, Seattle
Laura Kirkpatrick, rf, on waivers
Lauren Beukes, mr, Seattle
Lauren Mellor, ss, Sao Paulo
Laurence Fishburne, mr, Sao Paulo
Lenna Tycoon, c, San Jose
Leonato, rf, Stratford/on waivers
Leonid Kantorovich, mr, Baltimore
Lewis Schwellenbach, rp, Washington
Lieutenant Felina Feral, lf, on waivers
Liliana Vess, rp, Multiverse
Lily Donaldson, 2b, Milan
Lindsay Funke, rf, Stratford
Liu Cixin, sp, on waivers
Lois Lowry, sp, Paddington
Lotta Hart, 1b, San Jose
Lucille Austero, rf, Los Angeles
Lucille Bluth, 2b, Cyberspace
Lucretia Mott, 3b, Compton
Ludwig Quidde, sp, Seattle/on waivers
Luis Artime, cf, on waivers
Luis Suarez Miramontes, 1b, Kansas City
Luke Perry, 2b, Sao Paulo

Maahes, 3b, Paddington
Macbeth, c, Stratford
Macduff, lf, Stratford
Mad Hatter, rp, Paddington
Maggey Byrde, 1b, San Jose
Malala Yousafzai, rf, Compton
Malcolm, rp, Stratford
Manfred von Karma, sp, San Jose
Manute Bol, 1b, Baltimore
Marc Connelly, mr, Stratford
Marcelo Branco, 2b, on waivers
March Hare, sp, Paddington
Marco Rubio, mr, Washington
Margaret Sanger, mr, Stratford
Maria Taylor, c, Multiverse
Mario Coluna, cf, Kratovo
Mario Kempes, c, Kratovo
Marion Morehouse, cf, Seattle
Mark Hamill, ss, Sao Paulo
Mark Itabashi, cf, Cyberspace
Martha Hunt, lf, Milan
Martin Jacobson, rp, Cyberspace
Martok, sp, Stratford/on waivers
Maru, 2b, Philadelphia
Marvin Grossberg, ss, San Jose
Mary-Kate Olsen, c, Multiverse
Matteo Renzi, ss, Stratford
Matthew Broderick, 3b, Sao Paulo
Matthew Caws, sp, Seattle
Maxime Vachier-Lagrave, sp, Cyberspace
Maximillion Galactica, cf, San Jose
Maya Fey, sp, San Jose
Mia Fey, mr, Almaty
Michael Chabon, sp, Seattle
Michael Scott, rf, Los Angeles
Mike Cappelletti Jr., ss, Cyberspace
Mike Mansfield, lf, Washington
Mike McDonald, mr, Multiverse
Mike Meekins, rp, on waivers
Miles Edgeworth, c, San Jose
Milko Gaydarski, mr, Almaty
Minsc, 2b, San Jose
Mircea Lucescu, c, Almaty
Mistress Ford, rp, Stratford
Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, 2b, Compton/on waivers
Mr. Jinks, cf, Seattle/on waivers
Mr. Mistoffelees, c, Philadelphia
Muezza, c, Philadelphia
Mufasa, 3b, Philadelphia

Nahum Tate, rp, Cyberspace
Nanna Bryndis Hilmarsdottir, rp, Seattle
Nathan Soderblom, sp, Baltimore
Nicol Bolas, 1b, Multiverse
Nicole Kidman, 1b, Sao Paulo
Nissa Revane, rp, Multiverse
Nnedi Okorafor, 2b, Paddington
Nobby Stiles, sp, Kratovo

Oliver North, sp, Sao Paulo
Olivia Munn, rp, Seattle
Oscar Bluth, c, Los Angeles
Oscar Martinez, sp, Los Angeles

Palladia-Mors, sp, Multiverse
Pam Beesly, cf, Paddington/Los Angeles
Pat McCarran, rf, Washington
Patricia Anthony, sp, Paddington
Patti Smith, rf, on waivers
Patty Murray, 2b, Washington
Paul Simon, 2b, Seattle
Paulina Vega, rp, Milan
Peter Morgan, sp, Stratford
Peter Svidler, sp, Cyberspace
Philip Wylie, 1b, Paddington
Phoenix Wright, cf, San Jose
Phyllis Dorothy James, 3b, Paddington
Phyllis Lapin-Vance, c, on waivers
Pink Panther, ss, Philadelphia
Pouncequick, rp, Philadelphia
Pranav Sivakumar, 3b, Almaty
Prime Function Aki Zeta-5, cf, San Jose
Prince William, rp, Sao Paulo
Puss in Boots, mr, Baltimore

Queen Catifah, cf, Compton
Queen of Hearts, ss, Paddington

Ragnar Thorhalsson, lf, Seattle/Stratford
Rakim, cf, Seattle
Raul Musibay, 1b, Kansas City
Rebecca Black, sp, Almaty
Rebel Alley, cf, Los Angeles/Seattle
Regina Berry, sp, San Jose
Regina Spektor, mr, Los Angeles
Richard Dawkins, rf, Kansas City
Richard Feynman, ss, Philadelphia
Richard Henry Lee, sp, on waivers
Richard Lugar, 2b, Washington/on waivers
Richard Parker, rp, on waivers
Rob Rensenbrink, rf, Kratovo
Robert A. Millikan, 3b, Baltimore
Robert La Follette, rp, Washington/on waivers
Robert Ritchie, rf, Almaty
Robert Sean Leonard, sp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Roberto Perfumo, sp, Kratovo
Roberto Rivellino, lf, Kratovo
Robyn Lawley, ss, Milan
Roger Taylor, 2b, Compton
Roger Williams, ss, Kansas City
Roy Anderson, rp, Washington
Rueful Rabbit, c, Cyberspace
Rustin Cohle, sp, Compton
Ryan Adams, 3b, Seattle
Ryan Howard, ss, Los Angeles

Samantha Hoopes, rf, Milan
Sara Sampaio, c, Milan
Sarah Jessica Parker, 1b, Los Angeles
Sarkhan Vol, rf, Kansas City
Scar, mr, Kansas City
Scarlett Johansson, 1b, Sao Paulo
Scud East, sp, Paddington
Secretary Bird, c, Cyberspace
Seyton, rp, Stratford
Shere Khan, sp, on waivers
Sidney Howard, 3b, Multiverse
Sidney Kingsley, c, Kansas City
Simon Le Bon, ss, Seattle
Simona Halep, mr, Almaty
Simone de Beauvoir, ss, Kansas City/on waivers
Skimbleshanks, sp, Philadelphia
Slobad Goblin Tinkerer, lf, Multiverse/Sao Paulo
Sorin Markov, sp, Multiverse
Spike Lee, 2b, on waivers
Stan Lee, sp, Almaty
Stanley Hudson, rp, Los Angeles
Stella Maxwell, sp, Milan
Stephen Franklin, 2b, Multiverse
Steve Young, lf, Almaty
Stimpy, mr, Baltimore
Stuti Mishra, sp, Almaty

Talia Winters, cf, Multiverse
Tantomile, cf, Philadelphia
Tanya Donelly, rp, San Jose
Taylor Dayne, rp, Multiverse
Taylor Hicks, sp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Taylor Swift, sp, Milan
Ted Kennedy, sp, on waivers
Tezzeret the Seeker, sp, Washington
The Doctor, lf, Washington
Thomas Hunt Morgan, cf, Stratford
Tiffany Herrera, rp, Cyberspace
Tigger, rp, Philadelphia
Tina Fey, rp, Sao Paulo
Tobias Funke, sp, Cyberspace
Toby Flenderson, 3b, Los Angeles/on waivers
Tom Brown, lf, Kansas City
Tomas Fernandez Ruiz, 3b, San Jose
Toni Garrn, 1b, Washington
Tony the Tiger, 2b, Philadelphia
Torquil Campbell, 2b, on waivers
Tryfon Gavriel, rp, Kansas City
Tuvok, mr, on waivers

Vaevictis Asmadi, 2b, Multiverse
Venus Palermo, rp, Cyberspace
Veronica Webb, rp, Milan
Victor Grignard, c, Baltimore
Virgil Tibbs, rp, Compton
Vladimir Spidla, 1b, Stratford

Walter Bellamy, rp, Baltimore
Warren Magnuson, sp, Washington/Stratford
Wassily Leontief, sp, Philadelphia
Watson Squire, rp, Washington
Wes Unseld, sp, Baltimore
White Rabbit, 2b, Los Angeles
Who Dey, ss, Baltimore
Wilfried Puis, rf, Kratovo
William Francis Nolan, mr, Paddington
William J. Brennan Jr., sp, Baltimore
William Pappaconstantinou, sp, Cyberspace
William Robinson, cf, Paddington
William Seward, sp, Washington/Stratford
Willy Brandt, ss, Washington
Winfield Scott, mr, Almaty
Wladyslaw Reymont, rp, Baltimore
Wylie Dufresne, sp, Kansas City

Yeslick Orothair, 3b, San Jose

Zach King, sp, Cyberspace

By position

Catchers

Admetus, Stratford/Seattle
Andrew Hozier-Byrne, Kratovo
Aurelio Voltaire, Seattle
Busy Bee Starski, on waivers
Dancing Baby, Cyberspace
Dick Lupoff, Paddington
Dominique Reighard, Los Angeles
Edwin Abbott Abbott, Kansas City/on waivers
Frederik Willem de Klerk, Sao Paulo
Glenn Close, Almaty/on waivers
Hansruedi Fuhrer, Kratovo
Jawaharlal Nehru, Kansas City/on waivers
Kaitlin Olson, Sao Paulo
Kendall Jenner, Milan
Key Pittman, Washington
Kirsten Gillibrand, Multiverse/on waivers
Lenna Tycoon, San Jose
Macbeth, Stratford
Maria Taylor, Multiverse
Mario Kempes, Kratovo
Mary-Kate Olsen, Multiverse
Miles Edgeworth, San Jose
Mircea Lucescu, Almaty
Mr. Mistoffelees, Philadelphia
Muezza, Philadelphia
Oscar Bluth, Los Angeles
Phyllis Lapin-Vance, on waivers
Rueful Rabbit, Cyberspace
Sara Sampaio, Milan
Secretary Bird, Cyberspace
Sidney Kingsley, Kansas City
Victor Grignard, Baltimore

First Basemen

Alan Bible, Washington
Annette Bening, Almaty/on waivers
Apolo, on waivers
Art Garfunkel, Seattle
Carl Levin, on waivers
Coco Rocha, Milan
Dale Earnhardt Jr., Sao Paulo
Donalbain, Washington
Fannie Farmer, Kansas City
Garruk Wildspeaker, Almaty
George Michael Bluth, Seattle
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing, Stratford
Jake Brigance, Compton/on waivers
Jessica White, Milan
John Stockton, Multiverse
Juan Corrida, Paddington
Lotta Hart, San Jose
Luis Suarez Miramontes, Kansas City
Maggey Byrde, San Jose
Manute Bol, Baltimore
Nicol Bolas, Multiverse
Nicole Kidman, Sao Paulo
Philip Wylie, Paddington
Raul Musibay, Kansas City
Sarah Jessica Parker, Los Angeles
Scarlett Johansson, Sao Paulo
Toni Garrn, Washington
Vladimir Spidla, Stratford

Second Basemen

Albert A. Michelson, Baltimore
Alf Landon, Almaty
Andy 2. Taylor, Seattle
Andy Bernard, Los Angeles
Angelina Jolie, Sao Paulo
Barend Biesheuvel, Compton
Captain Ulrik Svensgaard, San Jose
Coricopat, Philadelphia
Deryck Whibley, Multiverse
Doris Lessing, Paddington
Ferdinand Braun, Baltimore
Frank Loesser, Stratford
Gerson de Oliveira Nunes, Kratovo
Grzegorz Lato, Kratovo
Hello Kitty, Philadelphia
Henry Rider Haggard, Sao Paulo
Ira Gershwin, Stratford
Kid, on waivers
Lily Donaldson, Milan
Lucille Bluth, Cyberspace
Luke Perry, Sao Paulo
Marcelo Branco, on waivers
Maru, Philadelphia
Minsc, San Jose
Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, Compton/on waivers
Nnedi Okorafor, Paddington
Patty Murray, Washington
Paul Simon, Seattle
Richard Lugar, Washington/on waivers
Roger Taylor, Compton
Spike Lee, on waivers
Stephen Franklin, Multiverse
Tony the Tiger, Philadelphia
Torquil Campbell, on waivers
Vaevictis Asmadi, Multiverse
White Rabbit, Los Angeles

Third Basemen

Ademir Marques de Menezes, Kratovo
Alicia Florrick, Compton
Andrew Bachelor, Cyberspace
AzMarie Livingston, Milan
Cat Sith, Philadelphia
Dale Cooper, Compton
Dianne Feinstein, Washington
Eduardo Goncalves de Andrade, Los Angeles/on waivers
Einars Repse, Washington
Florea Dumitrache, Kratovo
Gabriel Lippmann, Baltimore
Hosea Jan Frank, Cyberspace
Jaga, Philadelphia
Jane Jacobs, Kansas City
Jefferson Davis, Almaty
Joel Wooldridge, Cyberspace
John W. Davis, Almaty/on waivers
Joss Whedon, Sao Paulo
Jourdan Miller, Milan
Kosh, Stratford
Lucretia Mott, Compton
Maahes, Paddington
Matthew Broderick, Sao Paulo
Mufasa, Philadelphia
Phyllis Dorothy James, Paddington
Pranav Sivakumar, Almaty
Robert A. Millikan, Baltimore
Ryan Adams, Seattle
Sidney Howard, Multiverse
Toby Flenderson, Los Angeles/on waivers
Tomas Fernandez Ruiz, San Jose
Yeslick Orothair, San Jose

Shortstops

Academician Prokhor Zakharov, San Jose
Al Smith, Almaty
Atticus Finch, Compton
Big Daddy Kane, Kansas City
Cheshire Cat, Paddington
Detective Dick Gumshoe, San Jose
Diogo Freitas do Amaral, Baltimore
Earl Warren, Compton
Elizabeth Warren, Washington
Gal Gadot, Milan
Gideon Jura, Almaty
Gus Johnson, Baltimore
Hugh Jackman, Sao Paulo
Ina Garten, Kansas City
Irisa Nyira, Cyberspace
Jace Beleren, Multiverse
Jack Carter, Multiverse
Jason Bateman, Los Angeles
Johan Cruyff, Kratovo
John Kerry, on waivers
John Lyly, Stratford
Jose Armando Ufarte Ventoso, Kratovo
Jose Maria Aznar Lopez, Los Angeles
Josh Donn, Los Angeles
Kakoko Etepe, on waivers
Laimdota Straujuma, Seattle
Lara Dutta, Milan
Lauren Mellor, Sao Paulo
Mark Hamill, Sao Paulo
Marvin Grossberg, San Jose
Matteo Renzi, Stratford
Mike Cappelletti Jr., Cyberspace
Pink Panther, Philadelphia
Queen of Hearts, Paddington
Richard Feynman, Philadelphia
Robyn Lawley, Milan
Roger Williams, Kansas City
Ryan Howard, Los Angeles
Simon Le Bon, Seattle
Simone de Beauvoir, Kansas City/on waivers
Who Dey, Baltimore
Willy Brandt, Washington

Left Fielders

Amanda Rosewater, Multiverse
Blit Wizbok, Sao Paulo
Bono, Seattle
Catharine MacKinnon, Stratford
Chad Smith, Kansas City
Charles Michel, Stratford
Colin the Corgi, Paddington
Gene Parmesan, Kansas City
Giancarlo De Sisti, Kratovo
Grim Ripper, on waivers
Guido Anchovy, Philadelphia
Guillermo Rigondeaux, Seattle
Guy Fawkes, Kansas City
Harold Varmus, Baltimore
Helmut Kohl, San Jose
Hero, Stratford/Washington
Jack Robinson, Paddington
Jackie Robinson, on waivers
Jessi Smiles, Cyberspace
John McCain, Almaty/on waivers
Joël Robuchon, Kansas City
Judge Reinhold, Los Angeles
Judy Garland, Sao Paulo
Karl Landsteiner, Baltimore
Kelly Gale, Milan
Lieutenant Felina Feral, on waivers
Macduff, Stratford
Martha Hunt, Milan
Mike Mansfield, Washington
Ragnar Thorhalsson, Seattle/Stratford
Roberto Rivellino, Kratovo
Slobad Goblin Tinkerer, Multiverse/Sao Paulo
Steve Young, Almaty
The Doctor, Washington
Tom Brown, Kansas City

Center Fielders

Adlai Stevenson, Almaty/on waivers
Alia Shawkat, Stratford
Allira Cohrs, on waivers
Andres Guibert, Baltimore
Angela Martin, Los Angeles
Ariel Meredith, Milan
Bill Bradley, Multiverse
Charles Scott Sherrington, Baltimore
Claudio, Kratovo
Cloris Leachman, Sao Paulo
DJ Kool Herc, Compton
Daniel Webster, Washington
David Grainger, Cyberspace
Dean Ray Koontz, Paddington
Elihu Smails, Compton
Hideous Hog, Compton
Jacques Pépin, Kansas City
James Cameron, Sao Paulo
Joshua Nolan, Multiverse
Keanu Reeves, Sao Paulo/Los Angeles
Konrad Adenauer, Milan
Kool G Rap, Compton
Kristy Hinze, Milan
Larry Fitzgerald, Almaty
Luis Artime, on waivers
Mario Coluna, Kratovo
Marion Morehouse, Seattle
Mark Itabashi, Cyberspace
Maximillion Galactica, San Jose
Mr. Jinks, Seattle/on waivers
Pam Beesly, Paddington/Los Angeles
Phoenix Wright, San Jose
Prime Function Aki Zeta-5, San Jose
Queen Catifah, Compton
Rakim, Seattle
Rebel Alley, Los Angeles/Seattle
Talia Winters, Multiverse
Tantomile, Philadelphia
Thomas Hunt Morgan, Stratford
William Robinson, Paddington

Right Fielders

Afrika Bambaataa, Compton
Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, Baltimore
Angel Yunier Remon Arzuaga, Paddington/Kansas City
Archbishop Makarios III, Cyberspace
Benjamin Netanyahu, on waivers
Blaze the Cat, Philadelphia
Carlos Roberto de Oliveira, Kratovo
Charles Evans Hughes, Almaty
Chromium Rhuell, on waivers
Commander Ulysses Feral, Philadelphia
Ed Brooke, Washington
Enrique Collar, on waivers
Fritz Robinson, Paddington
Gilbert Arenas, Baltimore
Homer Bone, on waivers
Horatio Seymour, Almaty
Ignacio Zoco, Seattle
Jake Marshall, San Jose
James M2 Cox, Almaty
Jennifer Ringley, Cyberspace
Jerry Cantrell, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Justin Lall, Cyberspace
Kevin Malone, Los Angeles
Lady Deirdre Skye, Compton
Lady Macbeth, Almaty
Laura Kirkpatrick, on waivers
Leonato, Stratford/on waivers
Lindsay Funke, Stratford
Lucille Austero, Los Angeles
Malala Yousafzai, Compton
Michael Scott, Los Angeles
Pat McCarran, Washington
Patti Smith, on waivers
Richard Dawkins, Kansas City
Rob Rensenbrink, Kratovo
Robert Ritchie, Almaty
Samantha Hoopes, Milan
Sarkhan Vol, Kansas City
Wilfried Puis, Kratovo

Starting Pitchers

Adande Thorne, Cyberspace
Albert Schweitzer, on waivers
Albert Shesternyov, Kratovo
Alice, Paddington
Amy Millan, Almaty/on waivers
Andy Dufresne, Kansas City/on waivers
Arcades Sabboth, Multiverse
Babou, Los Angeles/Sao Paulo
Baggage, Philadelphia
Barbara Boxer, Washington/Seattle
Bartz Klauser, San Jose
Beatrice, Stratford/Washington
Benedick, Stratford
Caterpillar, Paddington
Chandra Nalaar, Multiverse
Charles G. Dawes, Baltimore
Charlotte McKinney, on waivers
Chubby Huggs, Philadelphia
Commissioner Pravin Lal, San Jose
Creed Bratton, Los Angeles
Daniel Ellsberg, Kansas City
Dwight K. Schrute, Los Angeles
Elizabeth Robinson, Paddington
Ema Skye, San Jose
Ernest Robinson, Paddington
F.D.C. Willard, Philadelphia
Ferran Adrià, Kansas City
George Kelly, Kratovo
Harry Mason, San Jose
Harvey Milk, Kansas City
Holly Flax, Los Angeles
Hubert Humphrey, Almaty
Hugo Black, Compton
Hugo Chavez, Sao Paulo
Joanna Dark, Almaty/on waivers
John Taylor, Compton
Jourdan Dunn, Milan
Katharine McPhee, Baltimore
Kathryn Janeway, Multiverse
Kelly Kapoor, Los Angeles
Kelly Rohrbach, Seattle
Kes, Sao Paulo
Larry Mullen Jr., Seattle
Liu Cixin, on waivers
Lois Lowry, Paddington
Ludwig Quidde, Seattle/on waivers
Manfred von Karma, San Jose
March Hare, Paddington
Martok, Stratford/on waivers
Matthew Caws, Seattle
Maxime Vachier-Lagrave, Cyberspace
Maya Fey, San Jose
Michael Chabon, Seattle
Nathan Soderblom, Baltimore
Nobby Stiles, Kratovo
Oliver North, Sao Paulo
Oscar Martinez, Los Angeles
Palladia-Mors, Multiverse
Patricia Anthony, Paddington
Peter Morgan, Stratford
Peter Svidler, Cyberspace
Rebecca Black, Almaty
Regina Berry, San Jose
Richard Henry Lee, on waivers
Robert Sean Leonard, Los Angeles/on waivers
Roberto Perfumo, Kratovo
Rustin Cohle, Compton
Scud East, Paddington
Shere Khan, on waivers
Skimbleshanks, Philadelphia
Sorin Markov, Multiverse
Stan Lee, Almaty
Stella Maxwell, Milan
Stuti Mishra, Almaty
Taylor Hicks, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Taylor Swift, Milan
Ted Kennedy, on waivers
Tezzeret the Seeker, Washington
Tobias Funke, Cyberspace
Warren Magnuson, Washington/Stratford
Wassily Leontief, Philadelphia
Wes Unseld, Baltimore
William J. Brennan Jr., Baltimore
William Pappaconstantinou, Cyberspace
William Seward, Washington/Stratford
Wylie Dufresne, Kansas City
Zach King, Cyberspace

Middle Relievers

Adam Clayton, Los Angeles
Alain Ducasse, Kansas City
Andrzej Duda, on waivers
Anne Vyalitsyna, Milan
Bjork Gudmundsdottir, Seattle
Bobby Moore, Kratovo
Cowardly Lion, Multiverse
Elim Garak, Multiverse
Emily DiDonato, on waivers
Fez, on waivers
Henry Bone, Paddington
Ignatius Pollaky, Compton
Ines Rivero, on waivers
Jamie Casino, Compton
Jon Tester, Sao Paulo
Ladislav Novak, on waivers
Lauren Beukes, Seattle
Laurence Fishburne, Sao Paulo
Leonid Kantorovich, Baltimore
Marc Connelly, Stratford
Marco Rubio, Washington
Margaret Sanger, Stratford
Mia Fey, Almaty
Mike McDonald, Multiverse
Milko Gaydarski, Almaty
Puss in Boots, Baltimore
Regina Spektor, Los Angeles
Scar, Kansas City
Simona Halep, Almaty
Stimpy, Baltimore
Tuvok, on waivers
William Francis Nolan, Paddington
Winfield Scott, Almaty

Relief Pitchers

Aaron Burr, Almaty
Abe Burrows, Stratford
Ajani Goldmane, Multiverse
Alan Cranston, Washington
Alexandra Daddario, Milan
Altair Gomes de Figueiredo, Kratovo
Andi Dorfman, Compton
Anita Sarkeesian, Kansas City/on waivers
Arnold Vinick, Almaty
Berti Vogts, Kratovo
Burton Wheeler, Washington
Bustopher Jones, Philadelphia
Carmen Kass, Milan
Cassandra Jean, Sao Paulo
Chairman Sheng-Ji Yang, San Jose
Colt McCoy, Almaty
Cory Booker, Philadelphia
Crookshanks, Philadelphia
Dan Marino, Almaty
Dan Savage, Kansas City
Daniel Passarella, Kratovo
Diggs, Los Angeles
Dogberry, Stratford
Dolores O'Riordan, Seattle
Don Pedro, Stratford
Dynaheir, San Jose
Elspeth Tirel, Multiverse
Elvin Hayes, Baltimore
Enrique Ballestrero, Kratovo
Eric Stoner, Cyberspace
Erik Axel Karlfeldt, Baltimore
Eustace Fargo, Compton
Flashman, Paddington
Franz Beckenbauer, Kratovo
Franz Robinson, Paddington
Frederick Frelinghuysen, Washington
George Clement Perkins, Washington
Giovanni Trapattoni, Kratovo
Grandmaster Flash, Compton
Grant Achatz, Kansas City
Guillaume Tirel, Kansas City
Hailey Clauson, Milan
Hampton the Hamster, Cyberspace
Herb Kohl, Washington
Herbert Love, Los Angeles
Hobbes, Philadelphia
James Murray, Washington
James Taylor, Seattle
Jennifer Hawkins, Milan
Jim Halpert, Los Angeles
Jim Rockford, Compton
Jimmy James, on waivers
John Hoynes, Almaty
Josephine Skriver, Milan
Julianne Moore, Almaty/on waivers
Kim Shattuck, Seattle
King Karl XIII, on waivers
King Lyncus, Philadelphia
Kool Moe Dee, Compton
Kurtis Blow, Compton
Lana Skye, San Jose
Lewis Schwellenbach, Washington
Liliana Vess, Multiverse
Mad Hatter, Paddington
Malcolm, Stratford
Martin Jacobson, Cyberspace
Mike Meekins, on waivers
Mistress Ford, Stratford
Nahum Tate, Cyberspace
Nanna Bryndis Hilmarsdottir, Seattle
Nissa Revane, Multiverse
Olivia Munn, Seattle
Paulina Vega, Milan
Pouncequick, Philadelphia
Prince William, Sao Paulo
Richard Parker, on waivers
Robert La Follette, Washington/on waivers
Roy Anderson, Washington
Seyton, Stratford
Stanley Hudson, Los Angeles
Tanya Donelly, San Jose
Taylor Dayne, Multiverse
Tiffany Herrera, Cyberspace
Tigger, Philadelphia
Tina Fey, Sao Paulo
Tryfon Gavriel, Kansas City
Venus Palermo, Cyberspace
Veronica Webb, Milan
Virgil Tibbs, Compton
Walter Bellamy, Baltimore
Watson Squire, Washington
Wladyslaw Reymont, Baltimore