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SimBase Players, Year 53

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By position: c | 1b | 2b | 3b | ss | lf | cf | rf | sp | mr | rp

Aaron Burr, rp, Almaty
Abe Burrows, rp, Stratford/on waivers
Academician Prokhor Zakharov, ss, on waivers
Adam Bahner, rf, Cyberspace
Adam Clayton, mr, Los Angeles
Adande Thorne, sp, on waivers
Ademir Marques de Menezes, 3b, Kratovo
Admetus, c, Seattle
Afrika Bambaataa, rf, Compton
Ajani Goldmane, rp, Multiverse
Al Smith, ss, Almaty
Alain Ducasse, mr, Kansas City
Alan Bible, 1b, Washington
Alan Cranston, rp, Washington
Albert A. Michelson, 2b, Baltimore
Albert Shesternyov, sp, Kratovo
Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, rf, Baltimore
Alexandra Daddario, rp, Milan
Alf Landon, 2b, Almaty
Alia Shawkat, cf, Stratford
Alice, sp, Paddington
Alicia Florrick, 3b, Compton
Altair Gomes de Figueiredo, rp, Kratovo
Amanda Rosewater, lf, Multiverse
Andi Dorfman, rp, Compton
Andres Guibert, cf, Baltimore
Andrew Bachelor, 3b, Cyberspace
Andrew Hozier-Byrne, c, Kratovo
Andy 2. Taylor, 2b, Seattle
Andy Bernard, 2b, on waivers
Angel Yunier Remon Arzuaga, lf, Kansas City
Angela Martin, cf, Los Angeles
Angelina Jolie, 2b, Sao Paulo
Anne Vyalitsyna, mr, Milan
Arcades Sabboth, sp, Multiverse
Archbishop Makarios III, rf, Cyberspace
Ariel Meredith, cf, on waivers
Arnold Vinick, rp, Almaty
Art Garfunkel, 1b, Seattle
Atticus Finch, ss, Compton
Aurelio Voltaire, c, Seattle
AzMarie Livingston, 3b, Milan

Babou, sp, Sao Paulo
Baggage, sp, Philadelphia
Barbara Boxer, sp, Seattle
Barend Biesheuvel, 2b, Compton/on waivers
Barney Stinson, 3b, Los Angeles
Bartz Klauser, sp, San Jose
Beatrice, sp, Washington
Benedick, sp, Stratford
Berti Vogts, rp, Kratovo
Big Boss, 3b, San Jose
Big Daddy Kane, ss, Kansas City
Bill Bradley, cf, Multiverse
Bjork Gudmundsdottir, mr, Seattle
Blaze the Cat, rf, Philadelphia/on waivers
Blit Wizbok, lf, Sao Paulo
Bobby Moore, mr, Kratovo
Bonkers D. Bobcat, rf, Philadelphia
Bono, lf, Seattle
Bradley Beal, sp, Baltimore
Brent Spiner, lf, Sao Paulo
Bruce Willis, sp, Sao Paulo
Burton Wheeler, rp, Washington
Bustopher Jones, rp, Philadelphia
Byron Dorgan, sp, Washington

Captain Ulrik Svensgaard, 2b, San Jose
Carlos Roberto de Oliveira, rf, Kratovo
Carmen Kass, rp, Milan
Cassandra Jean, rp, on waivers
Cat Sith, 3b, Philadelphia
Caterpillar, sp, Paddington
Catharine MacKinnon, lf, Stratford
Chad Smith, lf, on waivers
Chairman Sheng-Ji Yang, rp, San Jose
Chandra Nalaar, sp, Multiverse
Charles Evans Hughes, rf, Almaty
Charles G. Dawes, sp, Baltimore
Charles Michel, lf, Stratford
Charles Scott Sherrington, cf, Baltimore
Cheshire Cat, ss, Seattle
Christian Slater, 3b, Compton
Chubby Huggs, sp, Philadelphia
Claudio, cf, Kratovo
Cloris Leachman, cf, Sao Paulo
Coco Rocha, 1b, Milan
Colin the Corgi, lf, Paddington
Colt McCoy, rp, Almaty
Commander Ulysses Feral, rf, Philadelphia/Seattle
Commissioner Pravin Lal, sp, San Jose
Coricopat, 2b, Philadelphia
Cory Booker, rp, Baltimore
Cowardly Lion, mr, Multiverse/on waivers
Creed Bratton, sp, Los Angeles
Crookshanks, rp, Philadelphia

DJ Kool Herc, cf, Compton
Dale Cooper, 3b, Compton
Dale Earnhardt Jr., 1b, Sao Paulo
Dan Marino, rp, Almaty
Dan Savage, rp, Kansas City
Dancing Baby, c, Cyberspace
Daniel Ellsberg, sp, Kansas City
Daniel Passarella, rp, Kratovo
Daniel Webster, cf, Washington
David Grainger, cf, Cyberspace
Dean Ray Koontz, cf, Paddington
Deryck Whibley, 2b, on waivers
Detective Dick Gumshoe, ss, San Jose
Dianne Feinstein, 3b, Washington
Dick Lupoff, c, Paddington
Diggs, rp, on waivers
Diogo Freitas do Amaral, ss, Baltimore
Dogberry, rp, Stratford
Dolores O'Riordan, rp, on waivers
Dominique Reighard, c, on waivers
Don Pedro, rp, Stratford
Donalbain, 1b, Washington
Doris Lessing, 2b, on waivers
Drana Kalastria Bloodchief, 3b, on waivers
Duncan, cf, on waivers
Dwight K. Schrute, sp, Los Angeles
Dynaheir, rp, San Jose

Earl Warren, ss, Compton
Ed Brooke, rf, Washington
Einars Repse, 3b, Washington
Elihu Smails, cf, Compton/on waivers
Elim Garak, mr, Multiverse
Elizabeth Robinson, sp, Paddington
Elizabeth Warren, ss, Washington
Elspeth Tirel, rp, Multiverse
Elvin Hayes, rp, Baltimore
Ema Skye, sp, San Jose
Enrique Ballestrero, rp, Kratovo
Eric Stoner, rp, Cyberspace
Erik Axel Karlfeldt, rp, Baltimore
Ernest Robinson, sp, Paddington
Eustace Fargo, rp, Compton

F.D.C. Willard, sp, Philadelphia
Fannie Farmer, c, Kansas City
Ferdinand Braun, 2b, on waivers
Ferran Adrià, sp, Kansas City
Flashman, rp, Paddington
Fleance, lf, Stratford
Florea Dumitrache, 3b, Kratovo
Frank Loesser, 2b, Stratford
Franz Beckenbauer, rp, Kratovo
Franz Robinson, rp, Paddington
Frederick Frelinghuysen, rp, Washington
Frederik Willem de Klerk, c, on waivers
Fritz Robinson, rf, Paddington

Gabriel Lippmann, 3b, Baltimore
Gal Gadot, ss, Milan
Garruk Wildspeaker, 1b, Almaty
Gene Parmesan, rf, Kansas City
George Clement Perkins, rp, Washington
George Herbert Walker Bush, mr, Sao Paulo
George Kelly, sp, Washington
George Michael Bluth, 1b, Seattle/on waivers
Geppetto, ss, Paddington
Gerry Rafferty, ss, Almaty
Gerson de Oliveira Nunes, 2b, Kratovo
Giancarlo De Sisti, lf, Kratovo
Gideon Jura, ss, Almaty
Gilbert Arenas, rf, Baltimore
Giovanni Trapattoni, rp, Kratovo
Goldie Hawn, ss, on waivers
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing, 1b, Stratford
Grandmaster Flash, rp, Compton
Grant Achatz, rp, Kansas City
Grzegorz Lato, 2b, Kratovo
Guido Anchovy, lf, Philadelphia
Guillaume Tirel, rp, on waivers
Guillermo Rigondeaux, lf, Seattle
Gus Johnson, ss, Baltimore
Guy Fawkes, lf, Kansas City

Hailey Clauson, rp, Milan
Hal "Otacon" Emmerich, lf, on waivers
Hampton the Hamster, rp, Cyberspace
Hansruedi Fuhrer, c, Kratovo
Harold Varmus, lf, Baltimore
Harry Mason, rp, San Jose
Harvey Milk, sp, Kansas City
Hello Kitty, 2b, Philadelphia
Helmut Kohl, lf, San Jose
Henry Bone, mr, Paddington
Henry Françillon, rp, on waivers
Henry Rider Haggard, 2b, Sao Paulo
Herb Kohl, rp, Washington
Herbert Love, rp, Los Angeles
Hero, lf, Washington
Hideous Hog, cf, Philadelphia
Hobbes, rp, Philadelphia
Holly Flax, sp, on waivers
Horatio Seymour, rf, Almaty
Hosea Jan Frank, 3b, Cyberspace
Howard Bailey Jr., 1b, Almaty/on waivers
Hubert Humphrey, sp, Almaty
Hugh Jackman, ss, Sao Paulo
Hugo Black, sp, Compton
Hugo Chavez, sp, Sao Paulo

Ignacio Zoco, rf, Seattle
Ignatius Pollaky, mr, Compton
Ina Garten, cf, Kansas City
Iona Shield of Emeria, sp, Multiverse
Ira Gershwin, 2b, Stratford
Irisa Nyira, ss, Cyberspace

Jace Beleren, ss, Multiverse
Jack Carter, ss, Multiverse
Jack Robinson, lf, Paddington
Jacques Pépin, cf, Kansas City
Jaga, 3b, Philadelphia
Jake Marshall, lf, on waivers
James Cameron, cf, Sao Paulo
James M2 Cox, rf, Almaty
James Murray, rp, Washington
James Taylor, rp, Seattle/Multiverse/on waivers
Jamie Casino, mr, Compton
Jane Jacobs, 3b, Kansas City
Jason Bateman, ss, Almaty
Jefferson Davis, 3b, Almaty
Jennifer Hawkins, rp, Milan
Jennifer Ringley, rf, Cyberspace
Jessi Smiles, lf, Cyberspace
Jessica White, 1b, Milan
Jim Halpert, rp, Los Angeles
Jim Rockford, rp, Compton
Joel Wooldridge, 3b, Cyberspace
Johan Cruyff, ss, Kratovo
John Hoynes, rp, Almaty
John Lyly, ss, on waivers
John Stockton, 3b, Multiverse
John Taylor, sp, Compton
John Wall, rp, Baltimore
Jon Tester, mr, Sao Paulo
Jose Armando Ufarte Ventoso, ss, Kratovo
Jose Maria Aznar Lopez, ss, Los Angeles
Josephine Skriver, rp, Multiverse
Josh Donn, ss, Los Angeles
Joshua Nolan, cf, Multiverse
Joss Whedon, 3b, Sao Paulo
Jourdan Dunn, sp, Milan
Jourdan Miller, 3b, on waivers
Joël Robuchon, lf, Kansas City
Juan Corrida, 1b, on waivers
Judge Reinhold, lf, Los Angeles
Judy Garland, lf, Sao Paulo
Julia Child, 3b, Kansas City
Justin Lall, rf, Cyberspace
Juwan Howard, sp, Baltimore

Kaitlin Olson, c, Compton
Karl Landsteiner, lf, Baltimore
Katharine McPhee, sp, on waivers
Kathryn Janeway, sp, Multiverse
Keanu Reeves, cf, Los Angeles
Keith Richards, rp, Seattle
Kelly Gale, lf, Milan
Kelly Kapoor, sp, Los Angeles
Kelly Rohrbach, sp, Seattle
Kendall Jenner, c, Milan
Kent Conrad, rf, Washington
Kes, sp, Sao Paulo
Kevin Malone, rf, Los Angeles
Key Pittman, c, Washington/Compton
Kim Shattuck, rp, Seattle/on waivers
King Lyncus, rp, Philadelphia
Konrad Adenauer, cf, Milan
Kool G Rap, cf, Compton
Kool Moe Dee, rp, Compton/Washington
Kosh, 3b, Stratford
Kristy Hinze, cf, Milan
Kurtis Blow, rp, Compton

Lady Deirdre Skye, rf, on waivers
Lady Macbeth, rf, Almaty
Lady Victoria Hervey, rp, Milan
Laimdota Straujuma, ss, Paddington
Lana Skye, rp, San Jose
Lara Dutta, ss, Milan
Larry Fitzgerald, cf, Stratford
Larry Mullen Jr., sp, Seattle
Laura Dundovic, sp, Milan
Lauren Beukes, mr, Seattle
Lauren Caitlin Upton, sp, on waivers
Lauren Mellor, ss, Stratford
Laurence Fishburne, mr, on waivers
Leif Eriksson, 2b, Kratovo
Lenna Tycoon, c, San Jose
Leonid Kantorovich, mr, Baltimore
Leslie Hall, 2b, on waivers
Lewis Schwellenbach, rp, on waivers
Lidia Bastianich, 2b, Kansas City
Liliana Vess, rp, Multiverse
Lily Aldrin, rf, Los Angeles
Lily Donaldson, 2b, Milan
Lindsay Funke, rf, Stratford
Lois Lowry, sp, on waivers
Lotta Hart, 1b, San Jose
Lucille Austero, rf, San Jose
Lucille Bluth, 2b, Cyberspace
Lucretia Mott, 3b, on waivers
Luis Suarez Miramontes, 1b, Kansas City
Luke Perry, 2b, Sao Paulo

Maahes, 3b, Paddington
Macbeth, c, Stratford
Macduff, lf, Stratford
Mad Hatter, rp, Paddington
Maggey Byrde, rf, San Jose
Malala Yousafzai, rf, Compton
Malcolm, rp, Stratford
Malkariss, cf, Philadelphia
Manfred von Karma, sp, San Jose
Mangiafuoco, sp, Paddington
Manute Bol, 1b, Baltimore
Marc Connelly, mr, Stratford
March Hare, sp, Paddington
Marcin Gortat, ss, Baltimore
Marco Rubio, mr, Washington
Margaret Sanger, mr, Stratford
Maria Taylor, c, Multiverse
Mario Coluna, cf, Kratovo
Mario Kempes, c, Kratovo
Marion Morehouse, cf, Seattle
Mark Hamill, ss, Sao Paulo
Mark Itabashi, cf, Cyberspace
Mark Wahlberg, c, Sao Paulo
Marshall Eriksen, rp, Los Angeles
Martha Hunt, lf, Milan
Martin Jacobson, rp, Cyberspace
Maru, 2b, Philadelphia
Marvin Grossberg, ss, San Jose
Mary-Kate Olsen, c, on waivers
Matteo Renzi, ss, Stratford
Matthew Broderick, 3b, Sao Paulo
Matthew Caws, sp, Los Angeles
Maxime Vachier-Lagrave, sp, Cyberspace
Maximillion Galactica, cf, San Jose
Maya Fey, rp, Multiverse
Melle Mel, lf, Compton/Washington
Mia Fey, mr, Almaty
Michael Chabon, sp, Seattle
Michael Scott, rf, Los Angeles
Mick Jagger, sp, Seattle
Mike Cappelletti Jr., ss, Cyberspace
Mike Mansfield, lf, Washington/Compton
Mike McDonald, mr, on waivers
Miles Edgeworth, c, San Jose
Milko Gaydarski, mr, Almaty
Milton Young, sp, Washington
Minsc, 2b, San Jose
Mircea Lucescu, c, Almaty/on waivers
Mistress Ford, rp, Stratford
Mr. Mistoffelees, c, on waivers
Muezza, c, Philadelphia
Mufasa, 3b, Philadelphia

Nahiri the Lithomancer, c, Multiverse
Nahum Tate, rp, Cyberspace
Nanna Bryndis Hilmarsdottir, rp, Seattle
Nastassia Slinky, c, Philadelphia
Nathan Soderblom, sp, Baltimore/Kratovo
Nicol Bolas, 1b, Multiverse
Nicole Kidman, 1b, Sao Paulo
Nissa Revane, rp, Seattle
Nnedi Okorafor, 2b, Paddington
Nobby Stiles, sp, Kratovo

Ob Nixilis the Fallen, lf, Multiverse
Oliver North, sp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Olivia Munn, rp, Seattle
Omnath Locus of Mana, rp, Multiverse/Multiverse
Oscar Bluth, c, Los Angeles
Oscar Martinez, sp, Los Angeles

Palladia-Mors, sp, Multiverse
Pam Beesly, cf, Los Angeles
Park Jae-sang, c, Almaty
Pat McCarran, rf, Washington
Patricia Anthony, sp, Paddington
Patty Murray, 2b, Washington
Patty Smyth, rf, Almaty
Paul Simon, 2b, Seattle
Paulina Vega, rp, Milan
Peter Fonda, 3b, Stratford
Peter Morgan, sp, Stratford
Peter Svidler, sp, Cyberspace
Philip Wylie, 1b, Paddington
Phoenix Wright, cf, San Jose
Phyllis Dorothy James, 3b, Paddington
Pink Panther, ss, Philadelphia
Pinocchio, 2b, Paddington
Pouncequick, rp, on waivers
Pranav Sivakumar, 3b, Almaty
Prime Function Aki Zeta-5, cf, San Jose
Prince William, rp, Sao Paulo
Puss in Boots, mr, Baltimore

Queen Catifah, cf, Compton/on waivers
Queen of Hearts, ss, Paddington
Quentin Burdick, rf, Philadelphia

Ragnar Thorhalsson, lf, Almaty
Rakim, cf, Seattle
Ranjit Singh, rf, Los Angeles
Raul Musibay, 1b, Kansas City
Rebecca Black, sp, on waivers
Rebel Alley, cf, Seattle
Regina Berry, sp, San Jose
Regina Spektor, mr, Los Angeles
Revolver Ocelot, rp, San Jose
Richard Dawkins, rf, Kansas City
Richard Feynman, ss, Philadelphia
Rob Rensenbrink, rf, Kratovo
Robert A. Millikan, 3b, Baltimore
Robert Ritchie, rf, on waivers
Roberto Perfumo, sp, on waivers
Roberto Rivellino, lf, Kratovo
Robin Scherbatsky, sp, Los Angeles
Robyn Lawley, ss, Milan
Roger Taylor, 2b, Compton
Roger Williams, ss, Kansas City
Roy Anderson, rp, Washington/on waivers
Rueful Rabbit, c, Cyberspace
Rufus Arizona, c, Philadelphia
Rustin Cohle, sp, Compton
Ruth Reichl, rf, Kansas City
Ryan Adams, 3b, Seattle
Ryan Howard, ss, Los Angeles

Samantha Hoopes, rf, Milan
Sara Sampaio, c, Milan
Sarah Jessica Parker, 1b, on waivers
Sarkhan Vol, rf, Seattle/on waivers
Scar, mr, Kansas City
Scarlett Johansson, 1b, on waivers
Scud East, sp, Paddington
Secretary Bird, c, Cyberspace
Seyton, rp, Stratford/on waivers
Shalom Harlow, sp, Milan
Sidney Howard, 3b, Multiverse/on waivers
Sidney Kingsley, c, Kansas City
Simba, sp, Philadelphia
Simon Le Bon, ss, Seattle
Simona Halep, mr, Seattle
Skimbleshanks, sp, on waivers
Slobad Goblin Tinkerer, rf, Sao Paulo
Sorin Markov, sp, Sao Paulo
Stan Lee, sp, Almaty
Stanley Hudson, rp, Los Angeles
Stella Maxwell, sp, Milan
Stephen Franklin, 2b, Multiverse
Steve Young, lf, Almaty
Stimpy, mr, on waivers
Stuti Mishra, sp, Almaty

Talia Winters, cf, Multiverse
Tantomile, cf, on waivers
Tanya Donelly, rp, San Jose
Taylor Dayne, rp, Multiverse
Taylor Swift, sp, Milan
Ted Mosby, mr, Los Angeles
Tezzeret the Seeker, sp, on waivers
The Doctor, lf, Washington
Thomas Hunt Morgan, cf, on waivers
Tiffany Herrera, rp, Cyberspace
Tigger, rp, Philadelphia
Tina Fey, rp, Sao Paulo
Tobias Funke, sp, Cyberspace
Tom Brown, lf, Kansas City
Tomas Fernandez Ruiz, 3b, San Jose
Toni Garrn, 1b, Washington
Tony the Tiger, 2b, Compton
Too $hort, lf, Compton
Tracy McConnell, lf, Compton
Truman the Tiger, rf, Philadelphia
Tryfon Gavriel, rp, Kansas City

Ugin the Spirit Dragon, 3b, Multiverse

Vaevictis Asmadi, 2b, Multiverse
Venus Palermo, rp, Cyberspace
Veronica Webb, rp, Milan
Victor Grignard, c, Baltimore
Virgil Tibbs, rp, Compton
Vladimir Spidla, 1b, Stratford

Walter Bellamy, rp, Baltimore
Warren Magnuson, sp, Stratford
Wassily Leontief, sp, Philadelphia
Watson Squire, rp, on waivers
Wes Unseld, sp, Baltimore
White Rabbit, 2b, Los Angeles
Who Dey, ss, Stratford
Wil Wheaton, ss, Sao Paulo
Wilfried Puis, rf, Kratovo
Wilhelmus Lourens Johannes Suurbier, sp, Kratovo/on waivers
William Francis Nolan, mr, Paddington
William J. Brennan Jr., sp, Baltimore
William Jefferson Clinton, mr, Sao Paulo
William Pappaconstantinou, sp, Cyberspace
William Robinson, cf, Paddington
William Seward, sp, Stratford
Willy Brandt, ss, Washington
Winfield Scott, mr, Almaty
Wladyslaw Reymont, rp, Baltimore
Wylie Dufresne, sp, Kansas City

Yeslick Orothair, 3b, San Jose

Zach King, sp, Cyberspace

By position

Catchers

Admetus, Seattle
Andrew Hozier-Byrne, Kratovo
Aurelio Voltaire, Seattle
Dancing Baby, Cyberspace
Dick Lupoff, Paddington
Dominique Reighard, on waivers
Fannie Farmer, Kansas City
Frederik Willem de Klerk, on waivers
Hansruedi Fuhrer, Kratovo
Kaitlin Olson, Compton
Kendall Jenner, Milan
Key Pittman, Washington/Compton
Lenna Tycoon, San Jose
Macbeth, Stratford
Maria Taylor, Multiverse
Mario Kempes, Kratovo
Mark Wahlberg, Sao Paulo
Mary-Kate Olsen, on waivers
Miles Edgeworth, San Jose
Mircea Lucescu, Almaty/on waivers
Mr. Mistoffelees, on waivers
Muezza, Philadelphia
Nahiri the Lithomancer, Multiverse
Nastassia Slinky, Philadelphia
Oscar Bluth, Los Angeles
Park Jae-sang, Almaty
Rueful Rabbit, Cyberspace
Rufus Arizona, Philadelphia
Sara Sampaio, Milan
Secretary Bird, Cyberspace
Sidney Kingsley, Kansas City
Victor Grignard, Baltimore

First Basemen

Alan Bible, Washington
Art Garfunkel, Seattle
Coco Rocha, Milan
Dale Earnhardt Jr., Sao Paulo
Donalbain, Washington
Garruk Wildspeaker, Almaty
George Michael Bluth, Seattle/on waivers
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing, Stratford
Howard Bailey Jr., Almaty/on waivers
Jessica White, Milan
Juan Corrida, on waivers
Lotta Hart, San Jose
Luis Suarez Miramontes, Kansas City
Manute Bol, Baltimore
Nicol Bolas, Multiverse
Nicole Kidman, Sao Paulo
Philip Wylie, Paddington
Raul Musibay, Kansas City
Sarah Jessica Parker, on waivers
Scarlett Johansson, on waivers
Toni Garrn, Washington
Vladimir Spidla, Stratford

Second Basemen

Albert A. Michelson, Baltimore
Alf Landon, Almaty
Andy 2. Taylor, Seattle
Andy Bernard, on waivers
Angelina Jolie, Sao Paulo
Barend Biesheuvel, Compton/on waivers
Captain Ulrik Svensgaard, San Jose
Coricopat, Philadelphia
Deryck Whibley, on waivers
Doris Lessing, on waivers
Ferdinand Braun, on waivers
Frank Loesser, Stratford
Gerson de Oliveira Nunes, Kratovo
Grzegorz Lato, Kratovo
Hello Kitty, Philadelphia
Henry Rider Haggard, Sao Paulo
Ira Gershwin, Stratford
Leif Eriksson, Kratovo
Leslie Hall, on waivers
Lidia Bastianich, Kansas City
Lily Donaldson, Milan
Lucille Bluth, Cyberspace
Luke Perry, Sao Paulo
Maru, Philadelphia
Minsc, San Jose
Nnedi Okorafor, Paddington
Patty Murray, Washington
Paul Simon, Seattle
Pinocchio, Paddington
Roger Taylor, Compton
Stephen Franklin, Multiverse
Tony the Tiger, Compton
Vaevictis Asmadi, Multiverse
White Rabbit, Los Angeles

Third Basemen

Ademir Marques de Menezes, Kratovo
Alicia Florrick, Compton
Andrew Bachelor, Cyberspace
AzMarie Livingston, Milan
Barney Stinson, Los Angeles
Big Boss, San Jose
Cat Sith, Philadelphia
Christian Slater, Compton
Dale Cooper, Compton
Dianne Feinstein, Washington
Drana Kalastria Bloodchief, on waivers
Einars Repse, Washington
Florea Dumitrache, Kratovo
Gabriel Lippmann, Baltimore
Hosea Jan Frank, Cyberspace
Jaga, Philadelphia
Jane Jacobs, Kansas City
Jefferson Davis, Almaty
Joel Wooldridge, Cyberspace
John Stockton, Multiverse
Joss Whedon, Sao Paulo
Jourdan Miller, on waivers
Julia Child, Kansas City
Kosh, Stratford
Lucretia Mott, on waivers
Maahes, Paddington
Matthew Broderick, Sao Paulo
Mufasa, Philadelphia
Peter Fonda, Stratford
Phyllis Dorothy James, Paddington
Pranav Sivakumar, Almaty
Robert A. Millikan, Baltimore
Ryan Adams, Seattle
Sidney Howard, Multiverse/on waivers
Tomas Fernandez Ruiz, San Jose
Ugin the Spirit Dragon, Multiverse
Yeslick Orothair, San Jose

Shortstops

Academician Prokhor Zakharov, on waivers
Al Smith, Almaty
Atticus Finch, Compton
Big Daddy Kane, Kansas City
Cheshire Cat, Seattle
Detective Dick Gumshoe, San Jose
Diogo Freitas do Amaral, Baltimore
Earl Warren, Compton
Elizabeth Warren, Washington
Gal Gadot, Milan
Geppetto, Paddington
Gerry Rafferty, Almaty
Gideon Jura, Almaty
Goldie Hawn, on waivers
Gus Johnson, Baltimore
Hugh Jackman, Sao Paulo
Irisa Nyira, Cyberspace
Jace Beleren, Multiverse
Jack Carter, Multiverse
Jason Bateman, Almaty
Johan Cruyff, Kratovo
John Lyly, on waivers
Jose Armando Ufarte Ventoso, Kratovo
Jose Maria Aznar Lopez, Los Angeles
Josh Donn, Los Angeles
Laimdota Straujuma, Paddington
Lara Dutta, Milan
Lauren Mellor, Stratford
Marcin Gortat, Baltimore
Mark Hamill, Sao Paulo
Marvin Grossberg, San Jose
Matteo Renzi, Stratford
Mike Cappelletti Jr., Cyberspace
Pink Panther, Philadelphia
Queen of Hearts, Paddington
Richard Feynman, Philadelphia
Robyn Lawley, Milan
Roger Williams, Kansas City
Ryan Howard, Los Angeles
Simon Le Bon, Seattle
Who Dey, Stratford
Wil Wheaton, Sao Paulo
Willy Brandt, Washington

Left Fielders

Amanda Rosewater, Multiverse
Angel Yunier Remon Arzuaga, Kansas City
Blit Wizbok, Sao Paulo
Bono, Seattle
Brent Spiner, Sao Paulo
Catharine MacKinnon, Stratford
Chad Smith, on waivers
Charles Michel, Stratford
Colin the Corgi, Paddington
Fleance, Stratford
Giancarlo De Sisti, Kratovo
Guido Anchovy, Philadelphia
Guillermo Rigondeaux, Seattle
Guy Fawkes, Kansas City
Hal "Otacon" Emmerich, on waivers
Harold Varmus, Baltimore
Helmut Kohl, San Jose
Hero, Washington
Jack Robinson, Paddington
Jake Marshall, on waivers
Jessi Smiles, Cyberspace
Joël Robuchon, Kansas City
Judge Reinhold, Los Angeles
Judy Garland, Sao Paulo
Karl Landsteiner, Baltimore
Kelly Gale, Milan
Macduff, Stratford
Martha Hunt, Milan
Melle Mel, Compton/Washington
Mike Mansfield, Washington/Compton
Ob Nixilis the Fallen, Multiverse
Ragnar Thorhalsson, Almaty
Roberto Rivellino, Kratovo
Steve Young, Almaty
The Doctor, Washington
Tom Brown, Kansas City
Too $hort, Compton
Tracy McConnell, Compton

Center Fielders

Alia Shawkat, Stratford
Andres Guibert, Baltimore
Angela Martin, Los Angeles
Ariel Meredith, on waivers
Bill Bradley, Multiverse
Charles Scott Sherrington, Baltimore
Claudio, Kratovo
Cloris Leachman, Sao Paulo
DJ Kool Herc, Compton
Daniel Webster, Washington
David Grainger, Cyberspace
Dean Ray Koontz, Paddington
Duncan, on waivers
Elihu Smails, Compton/on waivers
Hideous Hog, Philadelphia
Ina Garten, Kansas City
Jacques Pépin, Kansas City
James Cameron, Sao Paulo
Joshua Nolan, Multiverse
Keanu Reeves, Los Angeles
Konrad Adenauer, Milan
Kool G Rap, Compton
Kristy Hinze, Milan
Larry Fitzgerald, Stratford
Malkariss, Philadelphia
Mario Coluna, Kratovo
Marion Morehouse, Seattle
Mark Itabashi, Cyberspace
Maximillion Galactica, San Jose
Pam Beesly, Los Angeles
Phoenix Wright, San Jose
Prime Function Aki Zeta-5, San Jose
Queen Catifah, Compton/on waivers
Rakim, Seattle
Rebel Alley, Seattle
Talia Winters, Multiverse
Tantomile, on waivers
Thomas Hunt Morgan, on waivers
William Robinson, Paddington

Right Fielders

Adam Bahner, Cyberspace
Afrika Bambaataa, Compton
Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, Baltimore
Archbishop Makarios III, Cyberspace
Blaze the Cat, Philadelphia/on waivers
Bonkers D. Bobcat, Philadelphia
Carlos Roberto de Oliveira, Kratovo
Charles Evans Hughes, Almaty
Commander Ulysses Feral, Philadelphia/Seattle
Ed Brooke, Washington
Fritz Robinson, Paddington
Gene Parmesan, Kansas City
Gilbert Arenas, Baltimore
Horatio Seymour, Almaty
Ignacio Zoco, Seattle
James M2 Cox, Almaty
Jennifer Ringley, Cyberspace
Justin Lall, Cyberspace
Kent Conrad, Washington
Kevin Malone, Los Angeles
Lady Deirdre Skye, on waivers
Lady Macbeth, Almaty
Lily Aldrin, Los Angeles
Lindsay Funke, Stratford
Lucille Austero, San Jose
Maggey Byrde, San Jose
Malala Yousafzai, Compton
Michael Scott, Los Angeles
Pat McCarran, Washington
Patty Smyth, Almaty
Quentin Burdick, Philadelphia
Ranjit Singh, Los Angeles
Richard Dawkins, Kansas City
Rob Rensenbrink, Kratovo
Robert Ritchie, on waivers
Ruth Reichl, Kansas City
Samantha Hoopes, Milan
Sarkhan Vol, Seattle/on waivers
Slobad Goblin Tinkerer, Sao Paulo
Truman the Tiger, Philadelphia
Wilfried Puis, Kratovo

Starting Pitchers

Adande Thorne, on waivers
Albert Shesternyov, Kratovo
Alice, Paddington
Arcades Sabboth, Multiverse
Babou, Sao Paulo
Baggage, Philadelphia
Barbara Boxer, Seattle
Bartz Klauser, San Jose
Beatrice, Washington
Benedick, Stratford
Bradley Beal, Baltimore
Bruce Willis, Sao Paulo
Byron Dorgan, Washington
Caterpillar, Paddington
Chandra Nalaar, Multiverse
Charles G. Dawes, Baltimore
Chubby Huggs, Philadelphia
Commissioner Pravin Lal, San Jose
Creed Bratton, Los Angeles
Daniel Ellsberg, Kansas City
Dwight K. Schrute, Los Angeles
Elizabeth Robinson, Paddington
Ema Skye, San Jose
Ernest Robinson, Paddington
F.D.C. Willard, Philadelphia
Ferran Adrià, Kansas City
George Kelly, Washington
Harvey Milk, Kansas City
Holly Flax, on waivers
Hubert Humphrey, Almaty
Hugo Black, Compton
Hugo Chavez, Sao Paulo
Iona Shield of Emeria, Multiverse
John Taylor, Compton
Jourdan Dunn, Milan
Juwan Howard, Baltimore
Katharine McPhee, on waivers
Kathryn Janeway, Multiverse
Kelly Kapoor, Los Angeles
Kelly Rohrbach, Seattle
Kes, Sao Paulo
Larry Mullen Jr., Seattle
Laura Dundovic, Milan
Lauren Caitlin Upton, on waivers
Lois Lowry, on waivers
Manfred von Karma, San Jose
Mangiafuoco, Paddington
March Hare, Paddington
Matthew Caws, Los Angeles
Maxime Vachier-Lagrave, Cyberspace
Michael Chabon, Seattle
Mick Jagger, Seattle
Milton Young, Washington
Nathan Soderblom, Baltimore/Kratovo
Nobby Stiles, Kratovo
Oliver North, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Oscar Martinez, Los Angeles
Palladia-Mors, Multiverse
Patricia Anthony, Paddington
Peter Morgan, Stratford
Peter Svidler, Cyberspace
Rebecca Black, on waivers
Regina Berry, San Jose
Roberto Perfumo, on waivers
Robin Scherbatsky, Los Angeles
Rustin Cohle, Compton
Scud East, Paddington
Shalom Harlow, Milan
Simba, Philadelphia
Skimbleshanks, on waivers
Sorin Markov, Sao Paulo
Stan Lee, Almaty
Stella Maxwell, Milan
Stuti Mishra, Almaty
Taylor Swift, Milan
Tezzeret the Seeker, on waivers
Tobias Funke, Cyberspace
Warren Magnuson, Stratford
Wassily Leontief, Philadelphia
Wes Unseld, Baltimore
Wilhelmus Lourens Johannes Suurbier, Kratovo/on waivers
William J. Brennan Jr., Baltimore
William Pappaconstantinou, Cyberspace
William Seward, Stratford
Wylie Dufresne, Kansas City
Zach King, Cyberspace

Middle Relievers

Adam Clayton, Los Angeles
Alain Ducasse, Kansas City
Anne Vyalitsyna, Milan
Bjork Gudmundsdottir, Seattle
Bobby Moore, Kratovo
Cowardly Lion, Multiverse/on waivers
Elim Garak, Multiverse
George Herbert Walker Bush, Sao Paulo
Henry Bone, Paddington
Ignatius Pollaky, Compton
Jamie Casino, Compton
Jon Tester, Sao Paulo
Lauren Beukes, Seattle
Laurence Fishburne, on waivers
Leonid Kantorovich, Baltimore
Marc Connelly, Stratford
Marco Rubio, Washington
Margaret Sanger, Stratford
Mia Fey, Almaty
Mike McDonald, on waivers
Milko Gaydarski, Almaty
Puss in Boots, Baltimore
Regina Spektor, Los Angeles
Scar, Kansas City
Simona Halep, Seattle
Stimpy, on waivers
Ted Mosby, Los Angeles
William Francis Nolan, Paddington
William Jefferson Clinton, Sao Paulo
Winfield Scott, Almaty

Relief Pitchers

Aaron Burr, Almaty
Abe Burrows, Stratford/on waivers
Ajani Goldmane, Multiverse
Alan Cranston, Washington
Alexandra Daddario, Milan
Altair Gomes de Figueiredo, Kratovo
Andi Dorfman, Compton
Arnold Vinick, Almaty
Berti Vogts, Kratovo
Burton Wheeler, Washington
Bustopher Jones, Philadelphia
Carmen Kass, Milan
Cassandra Jean, on waivers
Chairman Sheng-Ji Yang, San Jose
Colt McCoy, Almaty
Cory Booker, Baltimore
Crookshanks, Philadelphia
Dan Marino, Almaty
Dan Savage, Kansas City
Daniel Passarella, Kratovo
Diggs, on waivers
Dogberry, Stratford
Dolores O'Riordan, on waivers
Don Pedro, Stratford
Dynaheir, San Jose
Elspeth Tirel, Multiverse
Elvin Hayes, Baltimore
Enrique Ballestrero, Kratovo
Eric Stoner, Cyberspace
Erik Axel Karlfeldt, Baltimore
Eustace Fargo, Compton
Flashman, Paddington
Franz Beckenbauer, Kratovo
Franz Robinson, Paddington
Frederick Frelinghuysen, Washington
George Clement Perkins, Washington
Giovanni Trapattoni, Kratovo
Grandmaster Flash, Compton
Grant Achatz, Kansas City
Guillaume Tirel, on waivers
Hailey Clauson, Milan
Hampton the Hamster, Cyberspace
Harry Mason, San Jose
Henry Françillon, on waivers
Herb Kohl, Washington
Herbert Love, Los Angeles
Hobbes, Philadelphia
James Murray, Washington
James Taylor, Seattle/Multiverse/on waivers
Jennifer Hawkins, Milan
Jim Halpert, Los Angeles
Jim Rockford, Compton
John Hoynes, Almaty
John Wall, Baltimore
Josephine Skriver, Multiverse
Keith Richards, Seattle
Kim Shattuck, Seattle/on waivers
King Lyncus, Philadelphia
Kool Moe Dee, Compton/Washington
Kurtis Blow, Compton
Lady Victoria Hervey, Milan
Lana Skye, San Jose
Lewis Schwellenbach, on waivers
Liliana Vess, Multiverse
Mad Hatter, Paddington
Malcolm, Stratford
Marshall Eriksen, Los Angeles
Martin Jacobson, Cyberspace
Maya Fey, Multiverse
Mistress Ford, Stratford
Nahum Tate, Cyberspace
Nanna Bryndis Hilmarsdottir, Seattle
Nissa Revane, Seattle
Olivia Munn, Seattle
Omnath Locus of Mana, Multiverse/Multiverse
Paulina Vega, Milan
Pouncequick, on waivers
Prince William, Sao Paulo
Revolver Ocelot, San Jose
Roy Anderson, Washington/on waivers
Seyton, Stratford/on waivers
Stanley Hudson, Los Angeles
Tanya Donelly, San Jose
Taylor Dayne, Multiverse
Tiffany Herrera, Cyberspace
Tigger, Philadelphia
Tina Fey, Sao Paulo
Tryfon Gavriel, Kansas City
Venus Palermo, Cyberspace
Veronica Webb, Milan
Virgil Tibbs, Compton
Walter Bellamy, Baltimore
Watson Squire, on waivers
Wladyslaw Reymont, Baltimore