Roster for Cyberspace Internet:

Catchers:

• 4095 Rueful Rabbit, 28, c (417 G, 1.3 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40)
• 4555 Dancing Baby, 26, c (199 G, 1.3 DR/40, 2.4 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 4627 Hosea Jan Frank, 23, 1b (200 G, 0.6 DR/40, -3.3 OR/40)
• 4102 Lucille Bluth, 28, 2b (444 G, 2.6 DR/40, 8.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 4591 Andrew Bachelor, 22, 3b (164 G, 1.5 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4377 Mike Cappelletti Jr., 28, ss (259 G, 0.6 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40)
• 4438 Irisa Nyira, 26, ss (216 G, 1.1 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40)

Outfielders:

• 4623 Jessi Smiles, 30, lf (268 G, -0.5 DR/40, 0.9 OR/40)
• 4005 Mark Itabashi, 29, cf (494 G, 3.9 DR/40, 10.4 OR/40)
• 3797 Archbishop Makarios III, 31, rf (510 G, -0.4 DR/40, 3.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 4411 Justin Lall, 27, rf (298 G, 4.5 DR/40, 1.4 OR/40)

Starters:

• 3917 Maxime Vachier-Lagrave, 33, sp (220 G, 3.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 3900 Peter Svidler, 30, sp (192 G, -3.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4055 Tobias Funke, 31, sp (189 G, 5.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4647 Zach King, 24, sp (101 G, -7.4 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 4136 Eric Stoner, 31, rp (230 G, 6.8 PRAA/300)
• 4119 Nahum Tate, 29, rp (197 G, 9.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4244 Martin Jacobson, 28, rp (138 G, 5.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4554 Hampton the Hamster, 25, rp (123 G, 7.2 PRAA/300)
• 4762 Tiffany Herrera, 22, rp (24 G, 0.9 PRAA/300)
• 4918 Nash Grier, 17, rp (22 G, -3.2 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 4392 Joel Wooldridge, 27, 3b (85 G, -1.6 DR/40, -5.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 4518 Jennifer Ringley, 26, rf (54 G, 4.0 DR/40, -3.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4774 Venus Palermo, 20, sp (35 G, -12.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4261 David Grainger, 26, cf (22 G, 0.0 DR/40, 2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 4930 Ghyslain Raza, 21, rp
• 4883 Adam Bahner, 18, rf (who?)