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SimBase Players, Year 54

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Aaron Burr, rp, Almaty
Adam Bahner, rf, Cyberspace
Adam Clayton, mr, on waivers
Ademir Marques de Menezes, 3b, Kansas City
Admetus, c, Seattle
Afrika Bambaataa, rf, Compton
Agyness Deyn, 2b, Milan
Ajani Goldmane, rp, Multiverse
Al Smith, ss, Almaty
Alain Ducasse, mr, Kansas City
Alan Bible, 1b, Washington
Alan Cranston, rp, Stratford
Alben W. Barkley, rp, Washington
Albert A. Michelson, 2b, on waivers
Albert Shesternyov, sp, Kratovo
Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, rf, Philadelphia
Alexandra Daddario, rp, Milan
Alf Landon, 2b, Almaty
Alia Shawkat, cf, on waivers
Alice, sp, Paddington
Alicia Florrick, 3b, Compton
Altair Gomes de Figueiredo, rp, Kratovo
Amanda Rosewater, lf, Multiverse
Andi Dorfman, rp, Compton
Andres Guibert, cf, Philadelphia
Andrew Bachelor, 3b, Cyberspace
Andrew Hozier-Byrne, c, Kratovo
Andy 2. Taylor, 2b, Seattle
Andy Dwyer, rp, Los Angeles
Angel Yunier Remon Arzuaga, lf, Kansas City
Angela Martin, cf, Los Angeles
Angelina Jolie, 2b, on waivers
Ann Perkins, cf, Los Angeles
Anne Vyalitsyna, mr, Milan
April Ludgate, sp, Los Angeles
Arcades Sabboth, sp, Multiverse
Archbishop Makarios III, rf, Cyberspace
Arnar Rosenkranz Hilmarsson, rp, Seattle
Arnold Vinick, rp, Almaty
Art Garfunkel, 1b, Seattle
Atticus Finch, ss, Compton
Aurelio Voltaire, c, Seattle
AzMarie Livingston, 3b, on waivers

Babou, sp, Kratovo
Baggage, sp, on waivers
Barbara Boxer, sp, Seattle
Barney Stinson, 3b, Los Angeles
Bartz Klauser, sp, on waivers
Beatrice, sp, Washington
Ben Wyatt, 3b, Los Angeles
Benedick, sp, Stratford
Berti Vogts, rp, Kratovo
Big Boss, 3b, San Jose
Big Daddy Kane, ss, Kansas City
Bill Bradley, cf, Multiverse
Bill Russell, rp, Baltimore
Bill Sharman, ss, Baltimore
Bjork Gudmundsdottir, mr, Seattle
Blit Wizbok, lf, Sao Paulo
Bob Cousy, c, Baltimore
Bobby Moore, mr, on waivers
Bonkers D. Bobcat, rf, Multiverse
Bono, lf, Seattle
Bradley Beal, sp, Baltimore
Brent Spiner, cf, Sao Paulo
Bruce Willis, sp, Sao Paulo
Burton Wheeler, rp, on waivers
Bustopher Jones, rp, Philadelphia
Byron Dorgan, sp, Washington

Captain Alexander Smollett, rp, Paddington
Captain Ulrik Svensgaard, 2b, San Jose
Carl Edwards, sp, Almaty
Carlos Roberto de Oliveira, lf, Kratovo
Carmen Kass, rp, Milan
Cat Sith, 3b, Philadelphia
Caterpillar, sp, Paddington
Catharine MacKinnon, lf, Compton
Chairman Sheng-Ji Yang, rp, San Jose
Chandra Nalaar, mr, on waivers
Charles Evans Hughes, rf, Almaty
Charles G. Dawes, sp, Baltimore/Compton
Charles Michel, lf, Stratford
Charles Scott Sherrington, cf, Baltimore
Chef, rp, Kansas City
Cheshire Cat, ss, Seattle
Christian Slater, 3b, Compton/on waivers
Chubby Huggs, sp, Philadelphia
Claudio, cf, Kratovo
Clint Bowyer, 1b, Almaty
Cloris Leachman, cf, Sao Paulo
Coco Rocha, 3b, Milan
Colin the Corgi, lf, Paddington
Colt McCoy, rp, Almaty
Commander Ulysses Feral, rf, Seattle/on waivers
Commissioner Pravin Lal, sp, San Jose
Coricopat, 2b, Philadelphia
Cory Booker, rp, Baltimore
Creed Bratton, sp, Los Angeles
Crookshanks, rp, Philadelphia

DJ Kool Herc, cf, Compton
Dale Cooper, 3b, Compton
Dale Earnhardt Jr., 1b, Sao Paulo
Dan Aykroyd, rp, Sao Paulo
Dan Marino, rp, Almaty
Dan Savage, rp, Kansas City
Dancing Baby, c, Cyberspace
Daniel Ellsberg, sp, on waivers
Daniel Passarella, rp, Kratovo
Daniel Webster, cf, Stratford
Dave Cowens, cf, Baltimore
David Grainger, cf, Cyberspace
Dean Ray Koontz, cf, Paddington
Denny Hamlin, rp, Almaty
Detective Dick Gumshoe, ss, San Jose
Dianne Feinstein, 3b, Washington
Dick Lupoff, c, Paddington
Diogo Freitas do Amaral, ss, on waivers
Dogberry, rp, Stratford/on waivers
Don Nelson, 2b, Baltimore
Don Pedro, rp, Stratford
Don Rickles, rp, Sao Paulo
Donalbain, 1b, Washington
Donna Meagle, rf, on waivers
Dr. David Livesey, sp, Paddington
Dwight K. Schrute, sp, Los Angeles/Compton
Dynaheir, rp, San Jose

Earl Warren, ss, Compton
Ed Brooke, rf, Washington/on waivers
Einars Repse, 3b, Washington
Elim Garak, mr, Philadelphia
Elizabeth Robinson, sp, Compton
Elizabeth Warren, ss, Washington
Elspeth Tirel, rp, Multiverse
Elvin Hayes, mr, Baltimore
Ema Skye, sp, San Jose
Enrique Ballestrero, rp, Kratovo
Eric Stoner, rp, Cyberspace
Erik Axel Karlfeldt, rp, Baltimore
Ernest Robinson, sp, on waivers
Eustace Fargo, rp, Compton

F.D.C. Willard, sp, Philadelphia
Fabio Capello, 1b, Kratovo
Fannie Farmer, c, Kansas City
Ferran Adrià, sp, Kansas City
Flashman, rp, Paddington
Fleance, lf, Stratford
Florea Dumitrache, 3b, Kratovo
Frank Loesser, 2b, Stratford
Franz Beckenbauer, rp, Kratovo
Franz Robinson, rp, Paddington/on waivers
Frederick Frelinghuysen, rp, Washington
Fritz Robinson, rf, Paddington

Gabriel Lippmann, 3b, on waivers
Gal Gadot, ss, on waivers
Garruk Wildspeaker, 1b, Almaty
Gene Parmesan, rf, on waivers
George Clement Perkins, rp, Washington
George Herbert Walker Bush, mr, Sao Paulo
George Kelly, sp, Washington
Geppetto, ss, Paddington
Gerrard Capashen, 3b, Multiverse
Gerry Rafferty, cf, Almaty
Gerson de Oliveira Nunes, 2b, Kratovo/Sao Paulo
Ghyslain Raza, rp, Cyberspace
Giancarlo De Sisti, lf, Kratovo
Gideon Jura, ss, Almaty
Gilbert Arenas, rf, Baltimore
Giovanni Trapattoni, rp, Kratovo
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing, 1b, Washington
Grandmaster Flash, rp, Compton
Grant Achatz, rp, Kansas City
Greven il-Vec, rp, Multiverse
Grzegorz Lato, rf, Kratovo
Guido Anchovy, lf, Philadelphia
Guillermo Rigondeaux, lf, Seattle
Gus Johnson, ss, Baltimore
Guy Fawkes, lf, Kansas City

Hailey Clauson, rp, Milan
Hampton the Hamster, rp, Cyberspace
Hansruedi Fuhrer, c, Kratovo/Paddington
Harold Varmus, lf, Philadelphia
Harry Mason, rp, San Jose
Harvey Milk, sp, Kansas City
Heather Mason, 1b, San Jose
Hello Kitty, 2b, Philadelphia
Helmut Kohl, lf, San Jose
Henry Bone, mr, Paddington
Henry Rider Haggard, 2b, Sao Paulo
Herb Kohl, rp, Washington
Herbert Love, rp, Los Angeles
Hero, lf, Washington
Hideous Hog, cf, on waivers
Hilary Swank, 2b, Los Angeles
Hobbes, rp, Philadelphia
Horatio Seymour, rf, Almaty
Hosea Jan Frank, 1b, Cyberspace
Hubert Humphrey, sp, on waivers
Hugh Jackman, ss, Sao Paulo
Hugo Black, sp, Compton
Hugo Chavez, sp, Sao Paulo

Ignacio Zoco, rf, Seattle
Ignatius Pollaky, mr, Compton
Ina Garten, cf, Kansas City
Iona Shield of Emeria, sp, Multiverse
Ira Gershwin, 2b, Stratford
Irisa Nyira, ss, Cyberspace

Jace Beleren, ss, Multiverse
Jack Carter, ss, Multiverse
Jack Robinson, lf, Paddington
Jacques Pépin, cf, Kansas City
Jaga, 3b, Philadelphia
James Cameron, cf, Sao Paulo
James M2 Cox, cf, Almaty
James Murray, rp, Washington
James Sunderland, 1b, San Jose
Jamie Casino, mr, Compton
Jane Jacobs, 3b, Kansas City
Jared Followill, rp, on waivers
Jason Bateman, ss, Almaty
Jefferson Davis, 3b, Almaty
Jennifer Hawkins, rp, Milan
Jennifer Ringley, rf, Cyberspace
Jessi Smiles, lf, Cyberspace
Jessica White, 1b, Milan
Jim Bunning, mr, Washington
Jim Halpert, rp, Los Angeles
Jim Hawkins, c, Paddington
Jim Rockford, rp, Compton
Jo Jo White, cf, Baltimore
Joel Wooldridge, 3b, Cyberspace
Johan Cruyff, ss, Kratovo
John Havlicek, rp, Baltimore
John Hoynes, rp, Almaty
John Stockton, 3b, Multiverse
John Taylor, sp, on waivers
John Wall, sp, Baltimore
Jon Tester, mr, Sao Paulo
Jose Armando Ufarte Ventoso, ss, Kratovo
Jose Maria Aznar Lopez, ss, on waivers
Jose Pereira, rp, Washington
Josephine Skriver, rp, Multiverse
Josh Donn, ss, Los Angeles
Joshua Nolan, cf, Multiverse
Joss Whedon, 3b, on waivers
Jourdan Dunn, sp, Milan
Joël Robuchon, lf, Kansas City
Judge Reinhold, lf, Los Angeles
Judy Garland, lf, Sao Paulo
Julia Child, rf, Kansas City
Justin Lall, rf, Cyberspace
Juwan Howard, sp, Baltimore

KC Jones, rf, Baltimore
Kahlen Rondot, ss, Milan
Kaitlin Olson, c, Compton/on waivers
Karl Landsteiner, lf, on waivers
Kathryn Janeway, sp, Multiverse
Keanu Reeves, cf, Baltimore
Keith Richards, rp, Seattle
Kelly Gale, lf, Milan
Kelly Kapoor, sp, Los Angeles
Kelly Rohrbach, sp, Seattle
Kendall Jenner, c, Milan
Kenny Dalglish, 2b, Kratovo
Kent Conrad, rf, Washington
Kes, sp, Sao Paulo
Kevin Malone, rf, Los Angeles
Key Pittman, c, Compton
King Lyncus, rp, Philadelphia
Konrad Adenauer, cf, on waivers
Kool G Rap, cf, Compton/on waivers
Kool Moe Dee, rp, Washington
Kosh, 3b, Stratford
Kratos, rf, San Jose
Kristy Hinze, cf, Milan
Kurtis Blow, rp, Compton

Lady Macbeth, rf, Almaty
Lady Victoria Hervey, rp, Milan
Laimdota Straujuma, ss, Paddington
Lana Skye, rp, San Jose
Lara Dutta, ss, Milan
Larry Fitzgerald, cf, Stratford
Larry Mullen Jr., sp, Seattle
Laura Dundovic, sp, Milan
Lauren Beukes, mr, Seattle
Lauren Mellor, ss, Stratford
Leif Eriksson, 2b, Kratovo
Lenna Tycoon, c, on waivers
Leonid Kantorovich, mr, on waivers
Leslie Knope, sp, Los Angeles
Lidia Bastianich, 2b, Kansas City
Liliana Vess, mr, Multiverse
Lily Aldrin, rf, Los Angeles
Lily Donaldson, 2b, Milan
Lindsay Funke, rf, Paddington/on waivers
Long John Silver, c, Paddington
Lotta Hart, 1b, San Jose
Lucille Austero, rf, San Jose
Lucille Bluth, 2b, Cyberspace
Luis Suarez Miramontes, 1b, Kansas City
Luke Perry, 2b, Sao Paulo

Maahes, 3b, Paddington
Macbeth, c, Stratford
Macduff, rf, Stratford
Mad Hatter, rp, Kansas City
Maggey Byrde, rf, San Jose
Malala Yousafzai, rf, on waivers
Malcolm, rp, Stratford
Malkariss, cf, Philadelphia
Manfred von Karma, sp, San Jose
Mangiafuoco, sp, Paddington
Manute Bol, 1b, Baltimore
Marc Connelly, mr, Stratford
March Hare, sp, Paddington
Marcin Gortat, ss, Baltimore
Marco Rubio, mr, on waivers
Margaret Sanger, mr, Stratford
Maria Taylor, c, Multiverse
Mario Coluna, cf, Kratovo
Mario Kempes, c, Kratovo
Marion Morehouse, cf, Seattle
Mark Hamill, ss, Sao Paulo
Mark Itabashi, cf, Cyberspace
Mark Wahlberg, c, on waivers
Marshall Eriksen, rp, Los Angeles
Martha Hunt, lf, Milan
Martin Jacobson, rp, Cyberspace
Maru, 2b, Philadelphia
Marvin Grossberg, ss, San Jose
Matteo Renzi, ss, Stratford
Matthew Broderick, 3b, Sao Paulo
Matthew Caws, sp, Seattle
Maxime Vachier-Lagrave, sp, Cyberspace
Maximillion Galactica, cf, San Jose
Maya Fey, rp, on waivers
Melle Mel, lf, Washington
Mia Fey, mr, Almaty
Michael Chabon, rp, Seattle
Michael Scott, rf, Los Angeles
Mick Jagger, sp, Seattle
Mike Cappelletti Jr., ss, Cyberspace
Mike Mansfield, lf, Compton
Miles Edgeworth, c, San Jose
Milko Gaydarski, mr, on waivers
Milton Young, sp, on waivers
Minka Kelly, c, Sao Paulo
Minsc, 2b, San Jose
Mirri Cat Warrior, 2b, on waivers
Mistress Ford, rp, Stratford
Muezza, c, Philadelphia
Mufasa, 3b, Philadelphia

Nahiri the Lithomancer, c, Multiverse
Nahum Tate, rp, Cyberspace
Nanna Bryndis Hilmarsdottir, rp, Seattle
Nash Grier, rp, Cyberspace
Nastassia Slinky, c, Philadelphia
Natalie Joel, rp, Milan
Nathan Soderblom, sp, Kratovo
Nicol Bolas, 1b, Multiverse
Nicole Kidman, 1b, Sao Paulo
Nissa Revane, rp, Seattle
Nnedi Okorafor, 2b, Paddington
Nobby Stiles, sp, Kratovo
NoÃ©mie Lenoir, 1b, Milan

Ob Nixilis the Fallen, lf, on waivers
Olivia Munn, rp, Seattle
Omnath Locus of Mana, rp, Multiverse
Oscar Bluth, c, Los Angeles
Oscar Martinez, sp, on waivers
Owen Wilson, 3b, on waivers

Palladia-Mors, sp, Multiverse
Pam Beesly, cf, Los Angeles/on waivers
Park Jae-sang, c, Almaty
Pat McCarran, rf, Washington
Patricia Anthony, sp, Paddington
Patty Murray, 2b, Washington
Patty Smyth, lf, Washington
Paul Simon, 2b, Seattle
Paulina Vega, rp, Milan
Peter Fonda, 3b, Stratford
Peter Morgan, sp, Stratford
Peter Svidler, sp, Cyberspace
Philip Wylie, 1b, Paddington
Phoenix Wright, cf, San Jose
Phyllis Dorothy James, 3b, Paddington
Pillsbury Doughboy, rp, Kansas City
Pink Panther, ss, Philadelphia
Pinocchio, 2b, Paddington
Pranav Sivakumar, 3b, Almaty
Prime Function Aki Zeta-5, cf, San Jose
Prince William, rp, Sao Paulo
Proteus, rp, Washington
Puss in Boots, mr, on waivers

Queen of Hearts, ss, on waivers
Quentin Burdick, rf, on waivers

Ragnar Thorhalsson, lf, Almaty
Rakim, cf, Seattle
Rand Paul, rp, Washington
Ranjit Singh, rf, Los Angeles
Raul Musibay, 1b, on waivers
Ray Liotta, ss, Sao Paulo
Rebel Alley, cf, Seattle
Regina Berry, sp, San Jose
Regina Spektor, mr, on waivers
Revolver Ocelot, rp, San Jose
Richard Dawkins, rf, Kansas City
Richard Feynman, ss, Philadelphia
Rob Rensenbrink, rf, Kratovo
Robert A. Millikan, 3b, Baltimore
Roberto Rivellino, lf, Kratovo
Robin Scherbatsky, sp, Los Angeles
Robyn Lawley, ss, Milan
Roger Taylor, 2b, Compton
Roger Williams, ss, Kansas City
Ron Swanson, ss, Los Angeles
Rueful Rabbit, c, Cyberspace
Rufus Arizona, c, Philadelphia
Rustin Cohle, sp, Compton
Ruth Reichl, rf, Kansas City
Ryan Adams, 3b, Seattle
Ryan Howard, ss, Los Angeles
Ryan Newman, 1b, on waivers

Sam Jones, 3b, Baltimore
Samantha Hoopes, rf, Milan
Sara Sampaio, c, Milan
Scar, mr, Kansas City
Schoolly D, 2b, Compton/Baltimore
Scud East, sp, Paddington
Secretary Bird, c, on waivers
Shalom Harlow, sp, on waivers
Sidney Kingsley, c, Sao Paulo
Simba, sp, Philadelphia
Simon Le Bon, ss, Seattle
Simona Halep, mr, on waivers
Sir John Falstaff, rp, Stratford
Slobad Goblin Tinkerer, rf, Sao Paulo
Sorin Markov, sp, on waivers
Stan Lee, sp, Almaty
Stanley Hudson, rp, Los Angeles
Stella Maxwell, sp, Milan
Stephen Franklin, 2b, Multiverse
Steve Young, lf, Almaty
Stuti Mishra, sp, Almaty
Swedish Chef, sp, Kansas City
Sylvia, lf, Stratford

Talia Winters, cf, Compton
Tanya Donelly, rp, San Jose
Taylor Dayne, rp, on waivers
Taylor Swift, sp, Milan
Ted Mosby, mr, Los Angeles
The Doctor, lf, Washington/on waivers
Tiffany Herrera, rp, Cyberspace
Tigger, rp, Philadelphia
Tina Fey, rp, Sao Paulo/Kratovo
Tobias Funke, sp, Cyberspace
Tom Brown, lf, on waivers
Tom Haverford, mr, Los Angeles
Tomas Fernandez Ruiz, 3b, on waivers
Tommy Heinsohn, 2b, Baltimore
Toni Garrn, 1b, Stratford
Tony the Tiger, 2b, Compton
Too $hort, lf, Compton
Tracy McConnell, lf, Compton
Truman the Tiger, rf, Philadelphia
Tryfon Gavriel, rp, Kansas City

Ugin the Spirit Dragon, 3b, Multiverse

Vaevictis Asmadi, 2b, Multiverse
Valentine, lf, Stratford
Venus Palermo, sp, Cyberspace
Veronica Webb, rp, Milan
Vhati il-Dal, 1b, Multiverse
Victor Grignard, c, Baltimore
Virgil Tibbs, rp, Compton
Vladimir Spidla, 1b, Stratford

Walter Bellamy, rp, Baltimore
Warren Magnuson, sp, Stratford
Wassily Leontief, sp, Philadelphia
Wendell Ford, rp, Washington
Wes Unseld, sp, Baltimore
White Rabbit, 2b, Los Angeles
Who Dey, ss, on waivers
Wil Wheaton, ss, Sao Paulo
Wilfried Puis, rf, Kratovo
William Francis Nolan, mr, Paddington
William J. Brennan Jr., sp, Baltimore/on waivers
William Jefferson Clinton, mr, Sao Paulo
William Pappaconstantinou, sp, on waivers
William Robinson, cf, Paddington
William Seward, sp, Stratford
Willy Brandt, ss, Washington
Winfield Scott, mr, Almaty
Wladyslaw Reymont, rp, on waivers
Wylie Dufresne, sp, Kansas City

Xira Arien, rp, Multiverse

Yasova Dragonclaw, sp, Multiverse
Yeslick Orothair, 3b, San Jose

Zach King, sp, Cyberspace

By position

Catchers

Admetus, Seattle
Andrew Hozier-Byrne, Kratovo
Aurelio Voltaire, Seattle
Bob Cousy, Baltimore
Dancing Baby, Cyberspace
Dick Lupoff, Paddington
Fannie Farmer, Kansas City
Hansruedi Fuhrer, Kratovo/Paddington
Jim Hawkins, Paddington
Kaitlin Olson, Compton/on waivers
Kendall Jenner, Milan
Key Pittman, Compton
Lenna Tycoon, on waivers
Long John Silver, Paddington
Macbeth, Stratford
Maria Taylor, Multiverse
Mario Kempes, Kratovo
Mark Wahlberg, on waivers
Miles Edgeworth, San Jose
Minka Kelly, Sao Paulo
Muezza, Philadelphia
Nahiri the Lithomancer, Multiverse
Nastassia Slinky, Philadelphia
Oscar Bluth, Los Angeles
Park Jae-sang, Almaty
Rueful Rabbit, Cyberspace
Rufus Arizona, Philadelphia
Sara Sampaio, Milan
Secretary Bird, on waivers
Sidney Kingsley, Sao Paulo
Victor Grignard, Baltimore

First Basemen

Alan Bible, Washington
Art Garfunkel, Seattle
Clint Bowyer, Almaty
Dale Earnhardt Jr., Sao Paulo
Donalbain, Washington
Fabio Capello, Kratovo
Garruk Wildspeaker, Almaty
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing, Washington
Heather Mason, San Jose
Hosea Jan Frank, Cyberspace
James Sunderland, San Jose
Jessica White, Milan
Lotta Hart, San Jose
Luis Suarez Miramontes, Kansas City
Manute Bol, Baltimore
Nicol Bolas, Multiverse
Nicole Kidman, Sao Paulo
NoÃ©mie Lenoir, Milan
Philip Wylie, Paddington
Raul Musibay, on waivers
Ryan Newman, on waivers
Toni Garrn, Stratford
Vhati il-Dal, Multiverse
Vladimir Spidla, Stratford

Second Basemen

Agyness Deyn, Milan
Albert A. Michelson, on waivers
Alf Landon, Almaty
Andy 2. Taylor, Seattle
Angelina Jolie, on waivers
Captain Ulrik Svensgaard, San Jose
Coricopat, Philadelphia
Don Nelson, Baltimore
Frank Loesser, Stratford
Gerson de Oliveira Nunes, Kratovo/Sao Paulo
Hello Kitty, Philadelphia
Henry Rider Haggard, Sao Paulo
Hilary Swank, Los Angeles
Ira Gershwin, Stratford
Kenny Dalglish, Kratovo
Leif Eriksson, Kratovo
Lidia Bastianich, Kansas City
Lily Donaldson, Milan
Lucille Bluth, Cyberspace
Luke Perry, Sao Paulo
Maru, Philadelphia
Minsc, San Jose
Mirri Cat Warrior, on waivers
Nnedi Okorafor, Paddington
Patty Murray, Washington
Paul Simon, Seattle
Pinocchio, Paddington
Roger Taylor, Compton
Schoolly D, Compton/Baltimore
Stephen Franklin, Multiverse
Tommy Heinsohn, Baltimore
Tony the Tiger, Compton
Vaevictis Asmadi, Multiverse
White Rabbit, Los Angeles

Third Basemen

Ademir Marques de Menezes, Kansas City
Alicia Florrick, Compton
Andrew Bachelor, Cyberspace
AzMarie Livingston, on waivers
Barney Stinson, Los Angeles
Ben Wyatt, Los Angeles
Big Boss, San Jose
Cat Sith, Philadelphia
Christian Slater, Compton/on waivers
Coco Rocha, Milan
Dale Cooper, Compton
Dianne Feinstein, Washington
Einars Repse, Washington
Florea Dumitrache, Kratovo
Gabriel Lippmann, on waivers
Gerrard Capashen, Multiverse
Jaga, Philadelphia
Jane Jacobs, Kansas City
Jefferson Davis, Almaty
Joel Wooldridge, Cyberspace
John Stockton, Multiverse
Joss Whedon, on waivers
Kosh, Stratford
Maahes, Paddington
Matthew Broderick, Sao Paulo
Mufasa, Philadelphia
Owen Wilson, on waivers
Peter Fonda, Stratford
Phyllis Dorothy James, Paddington
Pranav Sivakumar, Almaty
Robert A. Millikan, Baltimore
Ryan Adams, Seattle
Sam Jones, Baltimore
Tomas Fernandez Ruiz, on waivers
Ugin the Spirit Dragon, Multiverse
Yeslick Orothair, San Jose

Shortstops

Al Smith, Almaty
Atticus Finch, Compton
Big Daddy Kane, Kansas City
Bill Sharman, Baltimore
Cheshire Cat, Seattle
Detective Dick Gumshoe, San Jose
Diogo Freitas do Amaral, on waivers
Earl Warren, Compton
Elizabeth Warren, Washington
Gal Gadot, on waivers
Geppetto, Paddington
Gideon Jura, Almaty
Gus Johnson, Baltimore
Hugh Jackman, Sao Paulo
Irisa Nyira, Cyberspace
Jace Beleren, Multiverse
Jack Carter, Multiverse
Jason Bateman, Almaty
Johan Cruyff, Kratovo
Jose Armando Ufarte Ventoso, Kratovo
Jose Maria Aznar Lopez, on waivers
Josh Donn, Los Angeles
Kahlen Rondot, Milan
Laimdota Straujuma, Paddington
Lara Dutta, Milan
Lauren Mellor, Stratford
Marcin Gortat, Baltimore
Mark Hamill, Sao Paulo
Marvin Grossberg, San Jose
Matteo Renzi, Stratford
Mike Cappelletti Jr., Cyberspace
Pink Panther, Philadelphia
Queen of Hearts, on waivers
Ray Liotta, Sao Paulo
Richard Feynman, Philadelphia
Robyn Lawley, Milan
Roger Williams, Kansas City
Ron Swanson, Los Angeles
Ryan Howard, Los Angeles
Simon Le Bon, Seattle
Who Dey, on waivers
Wil Wheaton, Sao Paulo
Willy Brandt, Washington

Left Fielders

Amanda Rosewater, Multiverse
Angel Yunier Remon Arzuaga, Kansas City
Blit Wizbok, Sao Paulo
Bono, Seattle
Carlos Roberto de Oliveira, Kratovo
Catharine MacKinnon, Compton
Charles Michel, Stratford
Colin the Corgi, Paddington
Fleance, Stratford
Giancarlo De Sisti, Kratovo
Guido Anchovy, Philadelphia
Guillermo Rigondeaux, Seattle
Guy Fawkes, Kansas City
Harold Varmus, Philadelphia
Helmut Kohl, San Jose
Hero, Washington
Jack Robinson, Paddington
Jessi Smiles, Cyberspace
Joël Robuchon, Kansas City
Judge Reinhold, Los Angeles
Judy Garland, Sao Paulo
Karl Landsteiner, on waivers
Kelly Gale, Milan
Martha Hunt, Milan
Melle Mel, Washington
Mike Mansfield, Compton
Ob Nixilis the Fallen, on waivers
Patty Smyth, Washington
Ragnar Thorhalsson, Almaty
Roberto Rivellino, Kratovo
Steve Young, Almaty
Sylvia, Stratford
The Doctor, Washington/on waivers
Tom Brown, on waivers
Too $hort, Compton
Tracy McConnell, Compton
Valentine, Stratford

Center Fielders

Alia Shawkat, on waivers
Andres Guibert, Philadelphia
Angela Martin, Los Angeles
Ann Perkins, Los Angeles
Bill Bradley, Multiverse
Brent Spiner, Sao Paulo
Charles Scott Sherrington, Baltimore
Claudio, Kratovo
Cloris Leachman, Sao Paulo
DJ Kool Herc, Compton
Daniel Webster, Stratford
Dave Cowens, Baltimore
David Grainger, Cyberspace
Dean Ray Koontz, Paddington
Gerry Rafferty, Almaty
Hideous Hog, on waivers
Ina Garten, Kansas City
Jacques Pépin, Kansas City
James Cameron, Sao Paulo
James M2 Cox, Almaty
Jo Jo White, Baltimore
Joshua Nolan, Multiverse
Keanu Reeves, Baltimore
Konrad Adenauer, on waivers
Kool G Rap, Compton/on waivers
Kristy Hinze, Milan
Larry Fitzgerald, Stratford
Malkariss, Philadelphia
Mario Coluna, Kratovo
Marion Morehouse, Seattle
Mark Itabashi, Cyberspace
Maximillion Galactica, San Jose
Pam Beesly, Los Angeles/on waivers
Phoenix Wright, San Jose
Prime Function Aki Zeta-5, San Jose
Rakim, Seattle
Rebel Alley, Seattle
Talia Winters, Compton
William Robinson, Paddington

Right Fielders

Adam Bahner, Cyberspace
Afrika Bambaataa, Compton
Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, Philadelphia
Archbishop Makarios III, Cyberspace
Bonkers D. Bobcat, Multiverse
Charles Evans Hughes, Almaty
Commander Ulysses Feral, Seattle/on waivers
Donna Meagle, on waivers
Ed Brooke, Washington/on waivers
Fritz Robinson, Paddington
Gene Parmesan, on waivers
Gilbert Arenas, Baltimore
Grzegorz Lato, Kratovo
Horatio Seymour, Almaty
Ignacio Zoco, Seattle
Jennifer Ringley, Cyberspace
Julia Child, Kansas City
Justin Lall, Cyberspace
KC Jones, Baltimore
Kent Conrad, Washington
Kevin Malone, Los Angeles
Kratos, San Jose
Lady Macbeth, Almaty
Lily Aldrin, Los Angeles
Lindsay Funke, Paddington/on waivers
Lucille Austero, San Jose
Macduff, Stratford
Maggey Byrde, San Jose
Malala Yousafzai, on waivers
Michael Scott, Los Angeles
Pat McCarran, Washington
Quentin Burdick, on waivers
Ranjit Singh, Los Angeles
Richard Dawkins, Kansas City
Rob Rensenbrink, Kratovo
Ruth Reichl, Kansas City
Samantha Hoopes, Milan
Slobad Goblin Tinkerer, Sao Paulo
Truman the Tiger, Philadelphia
Wilfried Puis, Kratovo

Starting Pitchers

Albert Shesternyov, Kratovo
Alice, Paddington
April Ludgate, Los Angeles
Arcades Sabboth, Multiverse
Babou, Kratovo
Baggage, on waivers
Barbara Boxer, Seattle
Bartz Klauser, on waivers
Beatrice, Washington
Benedick, Stratford
Bradley Beal, Baltimore
Bruce Willis, Sao Paulo
Byron Dorgan, Washington
Carl Edwards, Almaty
Caterpillar, Paddington
Charles G. Dawes, Baltimore/Compton
Chubby Huggs, Philadelphia
Commissioner Pravin Lal, San Jose
Creed Bratton, Los Angeles
Daniel Ellsberg, on waivers
Dr. David Livesey, Paddington
Dwight K. Schrute, Los Angeles/Compton
Elizabeth Robinson, Compton
Ema Skye, San Jose
Ernest Robinson, on waivers
F.D.C. Willard, Philadelphia
Ferran Adrià, Kansas City
George Kelly, Washington
Harvey Milk, Kansas City
Hubert Humphrey, on waivers
Hugo Black, Compton
Hugo Chavez, Sao Paulo
Iona Shield of Emeria, Multiverse
John Taylor, on waivers
John Wall, Baltimore
Jourdan Dunn, Milan
Juwan Howard, Baltimore
Kathryn Janeway, Multiverse
Kelly Kapoor, Los Angeles
Kelly Rohrbach, Seattle
Kes, Sao Paulo
Larry Mullen Jr., Seattle
Laura Dundovic, Milan
Leslie Knope, Los Angeles
Manfred von Karma, San Jose
Mangiafuoco, Paddington
March Hare, Paddington
Matthew Caws, Seattle
Maxime Vachier-Lagrave, Cyberspace
Mick Jagger, Seattle
Milton Young, on waivers
Nathan Soderblom, Kratovo
Nobby Stiles, Kratovo
Oscar Martinez, on waivers
Palladia-Mors, Multiverse
Patricia Anthony, Paddington
Peter Morgan, Stratford
Peter Svidler, Cyberspace
Regina Berry, San Jose
Robin Scherbatsky, Los Angeles
Rustin Cohle, Compton
Scud East, Paddington
Shalom Harlow, on waivers
Simba, Philadelphia
Sorin Markov, on waivers
Stan Lee, Almaty
Stella Maxwell, Milan
Stuti Mishra, Almaty
Swedish Chef, Kansas City
Taylor Swift, Milan
Tobias Funke, Cyberspace
Venus Palermo, Cyberspace
Warren Magnuson, Stratford
Wassily Leontief, Philadelphia
Wes Unseld, Baltimore
William J. Brennan Jr., Baltimore/on waivers
William Pappaconstantinou, on waivers
William Seward, Stratford
Wylie Dufresne, Kansas City
Yasova Dragonclaw, Multiverse
Zach King, Cyberspace

Middle Relievers

Adam Clayton, on waivers
Alain Ducasse, Kansas City
Anne Vyalitsyna, Milan
Bjork Gudmundsdottir, Seattle
Bobby Moore, on waivers
Chandra Nalaar, on waivers
Elim Garak, Philadelphia
Elvin Hayes, Baltimore
George Herbert Walker Bush, Sao Paulo
Henry Bone, Paddington
Ignatius Pollaky, Compton
Jamie Casino, Compton
Jim Bunning, Washington
Jon Tester, Sao Paulo
Lauren Beukes, Seattle
Leonid Kantorovich, on waivers
Liliana Vess, Multiverse
Marc Connelly, Stratford
Marco Rubio, on waivers
Margaret Sanger, Stratford
Mia Fey, Almaty
Milko Gaydarski, on waivers
Puss in Boots, on waivers
Regina Spektor, on waivers
Scar, Kansas City
Simona Halep, on waivers
Ted Mosby, Los Angeles
Tom Haverford, Los Angeles
William Francis Nolan, Paddington
William Jefferson Clinton, Sao Paulo
Winfield Scott, Almaty

Relief Pitchers

Aaron Burr, Almaty
Ajani Goldmane, Multiverse
Alan Cranston, Stratford
Alben W. Barkley, Washington
Alexandra Daddario, Milan
Altair Gomes de Figueiredo, Kratovo
Andi Dorfman, Compton
Andy Dwyer, Los Angeles
Arnar Rosenkranz Hilmarsson, Seattle
Arnold Vinick, Almaty
Berti Vogts, Kratovo
Bill Russell, Baltimore
Burton Wheeler, on waivers
Bustopher Jones, Philadelphia
Captain Alexander Smollett, Paddington
Carmen Kass, Milan
Chairman Sheng-Ji Yang, San Jose
Chef, Kansas City
Colt McCoy, Almaty
Cory Booker, Baltimore
Crookshanks, Philadelphia
Dan Aykroyd, Sao Paulo
Dan Marino, Almaty
Dan Savage, Kansas City
Daniel Passarella, Kratovo
Denny Hamlin, Almaty
Dogberry, Stratford/on waivers
Don Pedro, Stratford
Don Rickles, Sao Paulo
Dynaheir, San Jose
Elspeth Tirel, Multiverse
Enrique Ballestrero, Kratovo
Eric Stoner, Cyberspace
Erik Axel Karlfeldt, Baltimore
Eustace Fargo, Compton
Flashman, Paddington
Franz Beckenbauer, Kratovo
Franz Robinson, Paddington/on waivers
Frederick Frelinghuysen, Washington
George Clement Perkins, Washington
Ghyslain Raza, Cyberspace
Giovanni Trapattoni, Kratovo
Grandmaster Flash, Compton
Grant Achatz, Kansas City
Greven il-Vec, Multiverse
Hailey Clauson, Milan
Hampton the Hamster, Cyberspace
Harry Mason, San Jose
Herb Kohl, Washington
Herbert Love, Los Angeles
Hobbes, Philadelphia
James Murray, Washington
Jared Followill, on waivers
Jennifer Hawkins, Milan
Jim Halpert, Los Angeles
Jim Rockford, Compton
John Havlicek, Baltimore
John Hoynes, Almaty
Jose Pereira, Washington
Josephine Skriver, Multiverse
Keith Richards, Seattle
King Lyncus, Philadelphia
Kool Moe Dee, Washington
Kurtis Blow, Compton
Lady Victoria Hervey, Milan
Lana Skye, San Jose
Mad Hatter, Kansas City
Malcolm, Stratford
Marshall Eriksen, Los Angeles
Martin Jacobson, Cyberspace
Maya Fey, on waivers
Michael Chabon, Seattle
Mistress Ford, Stratford
Nahum Tate, Cyberspace
Nanna Bryndis Hilmarsdottir, Seattle
Nash Grier, Cyberspace
Natalie Joel, Milan
Nissa Revane, Seattle
Olivia Munn, Seattle
Omnath Locus of Mana, Multiverse
Paulina Vega, Milan
Pillsbury Doughboy, Kansas City
Prince William, Sao Paulo
Proteus, Washington
Rand Paul, Washington
Revolver Ocelot, San Jose
Sir John Falstaff, Stratford
Stanley Hudson, Los Angeles
Tanya Donelly, San Jose
Taylor Dayne, on waivers
Tiffany Herrera, Cyberspace
Tigger, Philadelphia
Tina Fey, Sao Paulo/Kratovo
Tryfon Gavriel, Kansas City
Veronica Webb, Milan
Virgil Tibbs, Compton
Walter Bellamy, Baltimore
Wendell Ford, Washington
Wladyslaw Reymont, on waivers
Xira Arien, Multiverse