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SimBase Players, Year 55

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Aaron Burr, rp, Almaty
Adam Bahner, rf, on waivers
Ademir Marques de Menezes, 3b, Kansas City
Admetus, c, Seattle
Afrika Bambaataa, rf, Compton
Agyness Deyn, 2b, Milan
Ajani Goldmane, rp, Multiverse
Al Smith, ss, Almaty
Alain Ducasse, mr, Kansas City
Alan Bible, 1b, Washington
Alan Breck Stewart, c, Multiverse
Alan Cranston, rp, Stratford
Alben W. Barkley, rp, Washington
Albert Shesternyov, sp, on waivers
Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, rf, Philadelphia
Aleksey Vayner, rp, Cyberspace
Alexandra Daddario, rp, Milan
Alf Landon, 2b, Almaty
Alice, sp, Paddington
Alicia Florrick, 3b, Compton
Altair Gomes de Figueiredo, rp, Kratovo
Amanda Rosewater, lf, Multiverse
Andi Dorfman, rp, Compton
Andres Guibert, cf, Philadelphia
Andrew Bachelor, 3b, Cyberspace
Andrew Hozier-Byrne, c, Kratovo
Andy 2. Taylor, 2b, Seattle
Andy Dwyer, rp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Angel Yunier Remon Arzuaga, lf, on waivers
Angela Martin, cf, Cyberspace
Ann Perkins, cf, on waivers
Anne Vyalitsyna, mr, Milan
April Ludgate, sp, Stratford
Arcades Sabboth, sp, on waivers
Archbishop Makarios III, rf, Cyberspace
Arnar Rosenkranz Hilmarsson, rp, Seattle
Arnold Vinick, rp, Almaty
Art Garfunkel, 1b, Seattle
Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca, cf, San Jose
Atticus Finch, ss, Compton/on waivers
Aubie, rp, Philadelphia
Aurelio Voltaire, c, Seattle

Babou, sp, Kratovo
Balthier, rp, San Jose
Barbara Boxer, sp, Seattle
Barktooth Warbeard, lf, on waivers
Barney Stinson, 3b, Los Angeles
Basch fon Ronsenburg, 2b, San Jose
Beatrice, sp, Washington
Ben Wyatt, 1b, Los Angeles
Benedick, sp, Stratford
Berti Vogts, rp, on waivers
Big Boss, 3b, San Jose
Big Daddy Kane, ss, Kansas City
Bill Bradley, cf, Multiverse
Bill Russell, sp, Baltimore
Bill Sharman, ss, Baltimore
Bjork Gudmundsdottir, mr, Seattle
Bladewing the Risen, 1b, Multiverse
Blit Wizbok, lf, Sao Paulo
Bob Cousy, c, Baltimore
Bonkers D. Bobcat, rf, Multiverse/on waivers
Bono, lf, Seattle
Boris Devilboon, rp, on waivers
Bradley Beal, sp, Baltimore
Brent Spiner, cf, Sao Paulo
Bruce Willis, sp, Sao Paulo
Bustopher Jones, rp, Philadelphia
Byron Dorgan, sp, Washington

Caesar Cardini, sp, Kansas City
Captain Alexander Smollett, rp, Paddington
Captain Hoseason, sp, Paddington
Captain Ulrik Svensgaard, 2b, San Jose
Carl Edwards, sp, Almaty
Carlos Roberto de Oliveira, lf, Kratovo
Carmen Kass, rp, Milan
Cat Sith, 3b, Philadelphia
Caterpillar, sp, Paddington
Catharine MacKinnon, lf, Compton/on waivers
Chairman Sheng-Ji Yang, rp, on waivers
Charles Culberson, lf, Washington
Charles Evans Hughes, rf, on waivers
Charles G. Dawes, sp, Compton/on waivers
Charles Michel, lf, Stratford
Charles Scott Sherrington, cf, on waivers
Chef, rp, Kansas City
Cheshire Cat, ss, Seattle
Chubby Huggs, sp, Philadelphia
Chuck Long, 3b, Almaty
Claudio, cf, Kratovo
Claudius, cf, Stratford
Clint Bowyer, 1b, Almaty
Cloris Leachman, cf, Compton
Coco Rocha, 3b, Milan
Colin the Corgi, lf, Paddington
Colt McCoy, rp, Almaty
Commissioner Pravin Lal, sp, San Jose
Coricopat, 2b, Philadelphia
Cory Booker, rp, on waivers
Creed Bratton, sp, Los Angeles
Crookshanks, rp, on waivers

DJ Kool Herc, cf, Compton
Dale Cooper, 3b, Compton
Dale Earnhardt Jr., 1b, Sao Paulo
Dan Aykroyd, rp, Sao Paulo/Los Angeles
Dan Marino, rp, Almaty
Dan Savage, rp, Kansas City
Dancing Baby, c, Cyberspace
Daniel Passarella, rp, Kratovo
Daniel Webster, cf, on waivers
Danny Ainge, rp, Baltimore
Darrell Issa, sp, Los Angeles
Dave Cowens, cf, Baltimore
David Balfour, 2b, Paddington
David Grainger, cf, on waivers
David Thirdkill, lf, on waivers
Dean Ray Koontz, cf, Paddington
Dennis Johnson, 3b, on waivers
Denny Hamlin, rp, Almaty
Detective Dick Gumshoe, ss, San Jose
Dianne Feinstein, 3b, Washington
Dick Lupoff, c, Paddington
Don Nelson, 2b, Baltimore
Don Pedro, rp, Stratford/on waivers
Don Rickles, rp, Sao Paulo
Donalbain, 1b, Washington
Dr. David Livesey, sp, Paddington
Dr. Horrible, mr, Cyberspace
Dwight K. Schrute, mr, Compton
Dynaheir, rp, San Jose

Earl Warren, ss, Compton
Ebenezer Balfour, ss, Paddington
Edna Lewis, 2b, Kansas City
Einars Repse, 3b, Washington
Elim Garak, mr, Philadelphia/on waivers
Elizabeth Robinson, sp, Compton/Compton
Elizabeth Warren, ss, Washington
Elspeth Tirel, rp, Multiverse
Elvin Hayes, mr, Baltimore
Ema Skye, sp, San Jose
Emerson Leao, sp, Kratovo
Enrique Ballestrero, rp, Kratovo
Eric Stoner, rp, Cyberspace/Seattle
Erik Axel Karlfeldt, rp, on waivers
Eustace Fargo, rp, Compton
Exava Rakdos Blood Witch, lf, Multiverse

F.D.C. Willard, sp, Philadelphia
Fabio Capello, 1b, Kratovo
Fannie Farmer, c, Kansas City
Ferran Adrià, sp, on waivers
Flashman, rp, Paddington
Fleance, lf, Stratford
Florea Dumitrache, 3b, Kratovo
Frank Loesser, 2b, Stratford
Frank Rossitano, sp, Los Angeles
Franz Beckenbauer, rp, Kratovo
Frederick Frelinghuysen, rp, Compton/on waivers
Fritz Robinson, rf, Paddington

Garruk Wildspeaker, 1b, Almaty
Gaylord Nelson, sp, Washington
George Clement Perkins, rp, Washington
George Herbert Walker Bush, mr, Sao Paulo
George Kelly, sp, Washington
Geppetto, ss, Paddington
Gerald Ford, sp, Sao Paulo
Gerrard Capashen, 3b, Multiverse
Gerry Rafferty, cf, Almaty
Gerson de Oliveira Nunes, 3b, Sao Paulo
Ghyslain Raza, rp, Cyberspace
Giada De Laurentiis, ss, Kansas City
Giancarlo De Sisti, lf, Kratovo
Gideon Jura, ss, Almaty
Gilbert Arenas, rf, Baltimore
Giovanni Trapattoni, rp, on waivers
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing, 1b, Washington
Grandmaster Flash, rp, Compton
Grant Achatz, rp, Kansas City
Greven il-Vec, rp, Multiverse
Grzegorz Lato, rf, Kratovo
Guido Anchovy, lf, Philadelphia
Guillermo Rigondeaux, lf, on waivers
Gus Johnson, ss, Baltimore
Guy Fawkes, lf, Kansas City

Hailey Clauson, mr, Milan
Hampton the Hamster, rp, Cyberspace
Hansruedi Fuhrer, c, Paddington
Harold Varmus, lf, Philadelphia
Harry Mason, rp, San Jose
Harvey Milk, sp, Kansas City
Heather Mason, ss, San Jose
Hello Kitty, 2b, Philadelphia
Helmut Kohl, lf, on waivers
Henry Bone, mr, Paddington
Henry Rider Haggard, 2b, Sao Paulo
Herb Kohl, rp, Washington
Herbert Love, rp, Los Angeles
Hero, lf, on waivers
Herschel Walker, lf, Almaty
Hilary Swank, 2b, Los Angeles
Hobbes, rp, Philadelphia
Homaru Cantu, rp, Kansas City
Honey Badger, mr, Cyberspace
Horatio Seymour, rf, on waivers
Hosea Jan Frank, 1b, Cyberspace
Hugh Jackman, ss, Sao Paulo
Hugo Black, sp, Compton
Hugo Chavez, sp, Sao Paulo

Ignacio Zoco, rf, Seattle
Ignatius Pollaky, mr, Compton
Ina Garten, cf, Almaty
Iona Shield of Emeria, sp, Multiverse
Ira Gershwin, 2b, Stratford
Irisa Nyira, ss, Cyberspace

Jace Beleren, ss, Multiverse
Jack Carter, ss, Multiverse
Jack Donaghy, sp, Los Angeles
Jack Robinson, lf, on waivers
Jacob Javits, sp, Washington
Jacques Pépin, cf, Kansas City
Jaga, 3b, Philadelphia
James Cameron, cf, Sao Paulo
James M2 Cox, cf, Almaty
James Murray, rp, on waivers
James Sunderland, 2b, San Jose
Jamie Casino, mr, Compton/on waivers
Jan Jongbloed, sp, Kratovo
Jane Jacobs, 3b, on waivers
Jason Bateman, ss, Almaty
Jay Leno, rp, on waivers
Jefferson Davis, 3b, Almaty
Jenna Maroney, rp, Los Angeles
Jennifer Hawkins, rp, Milan
Jennifer Ringley, rf, Cyberspace
Jessi Smiles, lf, Cyberspace
Jessica White, 1b, Milan
Jim Bunning, mr, Washington
Jim Halpert, rp, on waivers
Jim Hawkins, c, Paddington
Jim Rockford, rp, Compton
Jo Jo White, cf, Baltimore
Joel Wooldridge, 3b, on waivers
Johan Cruyff, ss, Kratovo
John Havlicek, mr, Baltimore
John Hoynes, rp, Almaty
John Stockton, 3b, Multiverse/on waivers
John Wall, sp, Baltimore
Jon Tester, mr, Sao Paulo
Jose Armando Ufarte Ventoso, ss, Stratford
Jose Pereira, rp, Washington
Josephine Skriver, rp, Compton
Josh Donn, ss, Los Angeles/Compton
Joshua Nolan, cf, Multiverse
Jourdan Dunn, sp, Milan
Joël Robuchon, lf, Kansas City
Judge Reinhold, lf, Los Angeles/on waivers
Judy Garland, lf, Sao Paulo
Julia Child, rf, Kansas City
Julian Casablancas, sp, Seattle
Justin Lall, rf, Cyberspace
Juwan Howard, sp, Baltimore

KC Jones, rf, Baltimore
Kahlen Rondot, ss, on waivers
Karl Mundt, cf, Washington
Kathryn Janeway, sp, Multiverse
Keanu Reeves, cf, Baltimore
Keith Byars, sp, Almaty/on waivers
Keith Richards, rp, Seattle
Kelly Gale, lf, Milan
Kelly Kapoor, sp, Los Angeles
Kelly Rohrbach, sp, Seattle
Kendall Jenner, c, Milan
Kenneth Parcell, lf, Los Angeles
Kenny Dalglish, 2b, Kratovo
Kent Conrad, rf, Washington
Kes, sp, Sao Paulo
Kevin Malone, rf, Los Angeles/Multiverse
Kevin McHale, 2b, Baltimore
Key Pittman, c, Compton
King Lyncus, rp, Philadelphia
Kool Moe Dee, rp, Compton
Kosh, 3b, Stratford
Kratos, lf, San Jose
Kristy Hinze, cf, Milan
Kurtis Blow, rp, Compton

Lady Macbeth, rf, Almaty
Lady Victoria Hervey, rp, Milan
Laimdota Straujuma, ss, Paddington
Lana Skye, rp, San Jose
Lara Dutta, ss, Milan
Larry Bird, ss, Baltimore
Larry Fitzgerald, cf, Stratford
Larry Mullen Jr., sp, Seattle
Laszlo Fazekas, ss, Kratovo
Laura Dundovic, sp, Milan
Lauren Beukes, mr, Seattle/on waivers
Lauren Mellor, ss, Stratford
Leif Eriksson, 2b, Kratovo
Leslie Knope, mr, Los Angeles
Lidia Bastianich, 2b, Kansas City
Liliana Vess, mr, Multiverse
Lily Aldrin, rf, Los Angeles
Lily Donaldson, 2b, Milan
Liz Lemon, c, Los Angeles
Long John Silver, c, Paddington
Lotta Hart, 1b, San Jose
Lucille Austero, rf, on waivers
Lucille Bluth, 2b, Cyberspace
Luis Suarez Miramontes, 1b, on waivers
Luke Perry, 2b, Sao Paulo
Lyzolda the Blood Witch, c, Multiverse

Maahes, 3b, Paddington
Macbeth, c, Stratford
Macduff, rf, Stratford
Mad Hatter, rp, Kansas City
Maggey Byrde, rf, San Jose
Malcolm, rp, Stratford
Malkariss, cf, Philadelphia
Manfred von Karma, sp, San Jose
Mangiafuoco, sp, Paddington
Manute Bol, 1b, Baltimore
Marc Connelly, mr, Stratford
March Hare, sp, Paddington
Marcin Gortat, ss, Baltimore
Margaret Sanger, mr, Stratford
Maria Taylor, c, Multiverse
Mario Coluna, cf, Kratovo
Mario Kempes, c, Kratovo
Marion Morehouse, cf, Seattle
Mark Hamill, ss, Sao Paulo
Mark Itabashi, cf, Cyberspace
Marshall Eriksen, rp, Los Angeles
Martha Hunt, lf, Milan
Martin Jacobson, rp, Cyberspace
Maru, 2b, Philadelphia
Marvin Grossberg, ss, San Jose
Matteo Renzi, ss, on waivers
Matthew Broderick, 3b, Sao Paulo
Matthew Caws, sp, Seattle
Maxime Vachier-Lagrave, sp, Cyberspace
Maximillion Galactica, cf, San Jose
Melle Mel, lf, Compton
Mia Fey, mr, Almaty
Michael Chabon, rp, Seattle/Philadelphia
Michael Scott, lf, Los Angeles
Mick Jagger, sp, Seattle
Mike Cappelletti Jr., ss, Cyberspace
Mike Mansfield, lf, Compton
Miles Edgeworth, c, San Jose
Minka Kelly, c, Sao Paulo
Minsc, 2b, San Jose
Misa Campo, sp, Milan
Mistress Ford, rp, Stratford
Muezza, c, Philadelphia
Mufasa, 3b, Philadelphia

Nahiri the Lithomancer, cf, Multiverse
Nahum Tate, rp, Cyberspace
Nanna Bryndis Hilmarsdottir, rp, Seattle
Nash Grier, sp, Cyberspace
Nastassia Slinky, c, Philadelphia
Natalie Joel, rp, Milan
Nathan Soderblom, sp, Kratovo/on waivers
Nicol Bolas, 3b, Multiverse
Nicole Kidman, 1b, Sao Paulo
Nissa Revane, rp, Seattle
Nnedi Okorafor, 2b, Compton
Nobby Stiles, sp, Kratovo
NoÃ©mie Lenoir, 1b, Milan

Olivia Munn, rp, Seattle
Olivia Voldaren, sp, Multiverse
Omnath Locus of Mana, rp, Multiverse
Oscar Bluth, c, Los Angeles
Osric, rp, Stratford/Seattle

Palladia-Mors, sp, Multiverse
Park Jae-sang, c, Almaty
Pat McCarran, rf, Washington
Patricia Anthony, sp, Paddington
Patty Murray, 2b, Washington
Patty Smyth, lf, Washington
Paul Simon, 2b, Seattle
Paula Deen, rp, Kansas City
Paulina Vega, rp, Milan
Peter Fonda, 3b, Stratford
Peter Morgan, sp, Stratford
Peter Svidler, sp, on waivers
Philip Wylie, 1b, Paddington
Philosoraptor, rp, Cyberspace
Phoenix Wright, cf, San Jose
Phyllis Dorothy James, 3b, Paddington
Pillsbury Doughboy, rp, Kansas City
Pink Panther, ss, Philadelphia
Pinocchio, 2b, Paddington
Pranav Sivakumar, 3b, Almaty
Prime Function Aki Zeta-5, cf, on waivers
Prince William, rp, Sao Paulo
Proteus, rp, Washington

Ragnar Thorhalsson, lf, Almaty
Rakim, cf, Seattle
Rand Paul, rp, Washington
Ranjit Singh, cf, Los Angeles
Ray Liotta, ss, Los Angeles
Rebel Alley, cf, Seattle
Regina Berry, sp, San Jose
Revolver Ocelot, rp, San Jose
Richard Dawkins, rf, Kansas City
Richard Feynman, ss, Philadelphia
Richard Pryor, rp, Sao Paulo
Rick Carlisle, 3b, Baltimore
Rob Rensenbrink, rf, on waivers
Robert A. Millikan, 3b, on waivers
Robert Parish, sp, Baltimore
Roberto Rivellino, lf, Kratovo
Robin Scherbatsky, sp, Los Angeles
Robyn Lawley, ss, on waivers
Roger Taylor, 2b, Compton
Roger Williams, ss, Kansas City
Ron Swanson, ss, Los Angeles
Rueful Rabbit, c, Cyberspace
Rufus Arizona, c, Philadelphia
Rustin Cohle, sp, Compton/on waivers
Ruth Reichl, rf, Kansas City
Ryan Adams, 3b, Seattle
Ryan Howard, ss, Los Angeles

Sam Jones, 3b, Baltimore
Samantha Hoopes, rf, Milan
Samantha Potter, sp, Milan
Sara Sampaio, c, Milan
Scar, mr, Kansas City
Schoolly D, 2b, Baltimore
Scott Wedman, cf, Baltimore
Scud East, sp, Stratford
Sidney Kingsley, c, Sao Paulo
Simba, sp, Philadelphia
Simon Le Bon, ss, Seattle
Sir John Falstaff, rp, Stratford
Slobad Goblin Tinkerer, rf, Sao Paulo
Stan Lee, sp, Almaty
Stanley Hudson, rp, Los Angeles/Sao Paulo
Stella Maxwell, sp, Milan
Stephen Franklin, 2b, on waivers
Steve Young, lf, Almaty
Stuti Mishra, sp, Almaty
Suzy Amis, rf, Milan
Swedish Chef, sp, Kansas City
Sylvia, lf, Stratford

Talia Winters, cf, Compton/on waivers
Tanya Donelly, rp, San Jose
Taylor Swift, sp, Milan
Ted Mosby, mr, on waivers
Tiffany Herrera, rp, Cyberspace
Tigger, rp, Philadelphia
Tina Fey, rp, Kratovo
Tobias Funke, sp, Cyberspace
Tom Connally, rp, Washington
Tom Daschle, lf, Los Angeles
Tom Haverford, mr, Los Angeles
Tommy Heinsohn, 2b, Baltimore
Toni Garrn, 1b, Stratford
Tony the Tiger, 2b, Compton
Too $hort, lf, Compton/Compton
Tracy Jordan, 2b, Los Angeles
Tracy McConnell, lf, Compton/on waivers
Truman the Tiger, rf, Philadelphia
Tryfon Gavriel, rp, Kansas City

Ubaldo Matildo Fillol, rp, Kratovo
Ugin the Spirit Dragon, c, Multiverse

Vaan, rp, San Jose
Vaevictis Asmadi, 1b, Multiverse
Valentine, lf, Los Angeles
Venus Palermo, sp, Cyberspace
Veronica Webb, rp, on waivers
Vhati il-Dal, 1b, Kratovo
Victor Grignard, c, on waivers
Virgil Tibbs, rp, Compton
Vladimir Spidla, 1b, Stratford

Walter Bellamy, rp, Baltimore
Warren Magnuson, sp, Stratford
Wassily Leontief, sp, Philadelphia
Wendell Ford, rp, Washington
Wes Unseld, sp, on waivers
White Rabbit, 2b, Los Angeles/Multiverse/on waivers
Wil Wheaton, ss, Sao Paulo
Wilfried Puis, rf, Kratovo
William Francis Nolan, mr, Paddington
William Jefferson Clinton, mr, Sao Paulo
William Proxmire, sp, Compton
William Robinson, cf, Paddington
William Seward, sp, Stratford
Willy Brandt, ss, Washington
Wilner Piquant, rp, on waivers
Winfield Scott, mr, on waivers
Wylie Dufresne, sp, Kansas City

Xira Arien, rp, Multiverse

Yasova Dragonclaw, sp, Multiverse
Yeslick Orothair, 3b, San Jose

Zach King, sp, Cyberspace
Zygmunt Maszczyk, sp, Kratovo

By position

Catchers

Admetus, Seattle
Alan Breck Stewart, Multiverse
Andrew Hozier-Byrne, Kratovo
Aurelio Voltaire, Seattle
Bob Cousy, Baltimore
Dancing Baby, Cyberspace
Dick Lupoff, Paddington
Fannie Farmer, Kansas City
Hansruedi Fuhrer, Paddington
Jim Hawkins, Paddington
Kendall Jenner, Milan
Key Pittman, Compton
Liz Lemon, Los Angeles
Long John Silver, Paddington
Lyzolda the Blood Witch, Multiverse
Macbeth, Stratford
Maria Taylor, Multiverse
Mario Kempes, Kratovo
Miles Edgeworth, San Jose
Minka Kelly, Sao Paulo
Muezza, Philadelphia
Nastassia Slinky, Philadelphia
Oscar Bluth, Los Angeles
Park Jae-sang, Almaty
Rueful Rabbit, Cyberspace
Rufus Arizona, Philadelphia
Sara Sampaio, Milan
Sidney Kingsley, Sao Paulo
Ugin the Spirit Dragon, Multiverse
Victor Grignard, on waivers

First Basemen

Alan Bible, Washington
Art Garfunkel, Seattle
Ben Wyatt, Los Angeles
Bladewing the Risen, Multiverse
Clint Bowyer, Almaty
Dale Earnhardt Jr., Sao Paulo
Donalbain, Washington
Fabio Capello, Kratovo
Garruk Wildspeaker, Almaty
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing, Washington
Hosea Jan Frank, Cyberspace
Jessica White, Milan
Lotta Hart, San Jose
Luis Suarez Miramontes, on waivers
Manute Bol, Baltimore
Nicole Kidman, Sao Paulo
NoÃ©mie Lenoir, Milan
Philip Wylie, Paddington
Toni Garrn, Stratford
Vaevictis Asmadi, Multiverse
Vhati il-Dal, Kratovo
Vladimir Spidla, Stratford

Second Basemen

Agyness Deyn, Milan
Alf Landon, Almaty
Andy 2. Taylor, Seattle
Basch fon Ronsenburg, San Jose
Captain Ulrik Svensgaard, San Jose
Coricopat, Philadelphia
David Balfour, Paddington
Don Nelson, Baltimore
Edna Lewis, Kansas City
Frank Loesser, Stratford
Hello Kitty, Philadelphia
Henry Rider Haggard, Sao Paulo
Hilary Swank, Los Angeles
Ira Gershwin, Stratford
James Sunderland, San Jose
Kenny Dalglish, Kratovo
Kevin McHale, Baltimore
Leif Eriksson, Kratovo
Lidia Bastianich, Kansas City
Lily Donaldson, Milan
Lucille Bluth, Cyberspace
Luke Perry, Sao Paulo
Maru, Philadelphia
Minsc, San Jose
Nnedi Okorafor, Compton
Patty Murray, Washington
Paul Simon, Seattle
Pinocchio, Paddington
Roger Taylor, Compton
Schoolly D, Baltimore
Stephen Franklin, on waivers
Tommy Heinsohn, Baltimore
Tony the Tiger, Compton
Tracy Jordan, Los Angeles
White Rabbit, Los Angeles/Multiverse/on waivers

Third Basemen

Ademir Marques de Menezes, Kansas City
Alicia Florrick, Compton
Andrew Bachelor, Cyberspace
Barney Stinson, Los Angeles
Big Boss, San Jose
Cat Sith, Philadelphia
Chuck Long, Almaty
Coco Rocha, Milan
Dale Cooper, Compton
Dennis Johnson, on waivers
Dianne Feinstein, Washington
Einars Repse, Washington
Florea Dumitrache, Kratovo
Gerrard Capashen, Multiverse
Gerson de Oliveira Nunes, Sao Paulo
Jaga, Philadelphia
Jane Jacobs, on waivers
Jefferson Davis, Almaty
Joel Wooldridge, on waivers
John Stockton, Multiverse/on waivers
Kosh, Stratford
Maahes, Paddington
Matthew Broderick, Sao Paulo
Mufasa, Philadelphia
Nicol Bolas, Multiverse
Peter Fonda, Stratford
Phyllis Dorothy James, Paddington
Pranav Sivakumar, Almaty
Rick Carlisle, Baltimore
Robert A. Millikan, on waivers
Ryan Adams, Seattle
Sam Jones, Baltimore
Yeslick Orothair, San Jose

Shortstops

Al Smith, Almaty
Atticus Finch, Compton/on waivers
Big Daddy Kane, Kansas City
Bill Sharman, Baltimore
Cheshire Cat, Seattle
Detective Dick Gumshoe, San Jose
Earl Warren, Compton
Ebenezer Balfour, Paddington
Elizabeth Warren, Washington
Geppetto, Paddington
Giada De Laurentiis, Kansas City
Gideon Jura, Almaty
Gus Johnson, Baltimore
Heather Mason, San Jose
Hugh Jackman, Sao Paulo
Irisa Nyira, Cyberspace
Jace Beleren, Multiverse
Jack Carter, Multiverse
Jason Bateman, Almaty
Johan Cruyff, Kratovo
Jose Armando Ufarte Ventoso, Stratford
Josh Donn, Los Angeles/Compton
Kahlen Rondot, on waivers
Laimdota Straujuma, Paddington
Lara Dutta, Milan
Larry Bird, Baltimore
Laszlo Fazekas, Kratovo
Lauren Mellor, Stratford
Marcin Gortat, Baltimore
Mark Hamill, Sao Paulo
Marvin Grossberg, San Jose
Matteo Renzi, on waivers
Mike Cappelletti Jr., Cyberspace
Pink Panther, Philadelphia
Ray Liotta, Los Angeles
Richard Feynman, Philadelphia
Robyn Lawley, on waivers
Roger Williams, Kansas City
Ron Swanson, Los Angeles
Ryan Howard, Los Angeles
Simon Le Bon, Seattle
Wil Wheaton, Sao Paulo
Willy Brandt, Washington

Left Fielders

Amanda Rosewater, Multiverse
Angel Yunier Remon Arzuaga, on waivers
Barktooth Warbeard, on waivers
Blit Wizbok, Sao Paulo
Bono, Seattle
Carlos Roberto de Oliveira, Kratovo
Catharine MacKinnon, Compton/on waivers
Charles Culberson, Washington
Charles Michel, Stratford
Colin the Corgi, Paddington
David Thirdkill, on waivers
Exava Rakdos Blood Witch, Multiverse
Fleance, Stratford
Giancarlo De Sisti, Kratovo
Guido Anchovy, Philadelphia
Guillermo Rigondeaux, on waivers
Guy Fawkes, Kansas City
Harold Varmus, Philadelphia
Helmut Kohl, on waivers
Hero, on waivers
Herschel Walker, Almaty
Jack Robinson, on waivers
Jessi Smiles, Cyberspace
Joël Robuchon, Kansas City
Judge Reinhold, Los Angeles/on waivers
Judy Garland, Sao Paulo
Kelly Gale, Milan
Kenneth Parcell, Los Angeles
Kratos, San Jose
Martha Hunt, Milan
Melle Mel, Compton
Michael Scott, Los Angeles
Mike Mansfield, Compton
Patty Smyth, Washington
Ragnar Thorhalsson, Almaty
Roberto Rivellino, Kratovo
Steve Young, Almaty
Sylvia, Stratford
Tom Daschle, Los Angeles
Too $hort, Compton/Compton
Tracy McConnell, Compton/on waivers
Valentine, Los Angeles

Center Fielders

Andres Guibert, Philadelphia
Angela Martin, Cyberspace
Ann Perkins, on waivers
Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca, San Jose
Bill Bradley, Multiverse
Brent Spiner, Sao Paulo
Charles Scott Sherrington, on waivers
Claudio, Kratovo
Claudius, Stratford
Cloris Leachman, Compton
DJ Kool Herc, Compton
Daniel Webster, on waivers
Dave Cowens, Baltimore
David Grainger, on waivers
Dean Ray Koontz, Paddington
Gerry Rafferty, Almaty
Ina Garten, Almaty
Jacques Pépin, Kansas City
James Cameron, Sao Paulo
James M2 Cox, Almaty
Jo Jo White, Baltimore
Joshua Nolan, Multiverse
Karl Mundt, Washington
Keanu Reeves, Baltimore
Kristy Hinze, Milan
Larry Fitzgerald, Stratford
Malkariss, Philadelphia
Mario Coluna, Kratovo
Marion Morehouse, Seattle
Mark Itabashi, Cyberspace
Maximillion Galactica, San Jose
Nahiri the Lithomancer, Multiverse
Phoenix Wright, San Jose
Prime Function Aki Zeta-5, on waivers
Rakim, Seattle
Ranjit Singh, Los Angeles
Rebel Alley, Seattle
Scott Wedman, Baltimore
Talia Winters, Compton/on waivers
William Robinson, Paddington

Right Fielders

Adam Bahner, on waivers
Afrika Bambaataa, Compton
Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, Philadelphia
Archbishop Makarios III, Cyberspace
Bonkers D. Bobcat, Multiverse/on waivers
Charles Evans Hughes, on waivers
Fritz Robinson, Paddington
Gilbert Arenas, Baltimore
Grzegorz Lato, Kratovo
Horatio Seymour, on waivers
Ignacio Zoco, Seattle
Jennifer Ringley, Cyberspace
Julia Child, Kansas City
Justin Lall, Cyberspace
KC Jones, Baltimore
Kent Conrad, Washington
Kevin Malone, Los Angeles/Multiverse
Lady Macbeth, Almaty
Lily Aldrin, Los Angeles
Lucille Austero, on waivers
Macduff, Stratford
Maggey Byrde, San Jose
Pat McCarran, Washington
Richard Dawkins, Kansas City
Rob Rensenbrink, on waivers
Ruth Reichl, Kansas City
Samantha Hoopes, Milan
Slobad Goblin Tinkerer, Sao Paulo
Suzy Amis, Milan
Truman the Tiger, Philadelphia
Wilfried Puis, Kratovo

Starting Pitchers

Albert Shesternyov, on waivers
Alice, Paddington
April Ludgate, Stratford
Arcades Sabboth, on waivers
Babou, Kratovo
Barbara Boxer, Seattle
Beatrice, Washington
Benedick, Stratford
Bill Russell, Baltimore
Bradley Beal, Baltimore
Bruce Willis, Sao Paulo
Byron Dorgan, Washington
Caesar Cardini, Kansas City
Captain Hoseason, Paddington
Carl Edwards, Almaty
Caterpillar, Paddington
Charles G. Dawes, Compton/on waivers
Chubby Huggs, Philadelphia
Commissioner Pravin Lal, San Jose
Creed Bratton, Los Angeles
Darrell Issa, Los Angeles
Dr. David Livesey, Paddington
Elizabeth Robinson, Compton/Compton
Ema Skye, San Jose
Emerson Leao, Kratovo
F.D.C. Willard, Philadelphia
Ferran Adrià, on waivers
Frank Rossitano, Los Angeles
Gaylord Nelson, Washington
George Kelly, Washington
Gerald Ford, Sao Paulo
Harvey Milk, Kansas City
Hugo Black, Compton
Hugo Chavez, Sao Paulo
Iona Shield of Emeria, Multiverse
Jack Donaghy, Los Angeles
Jacob Javits, Washington
Jan Jongbloed, Kratovo
John Wall, Baltimore
Jourdan Dunn, Milan
Julian Casablancas, Seattle
Juwan Howard, Baltimore
Kathryn Janeway, Multiverse
Keith Byars, Almaty/on waivers
Kelly Kapoor, Los Angeles
Kelly Rohrbach, Seattle
Kes, Sao Paulo
Larry Mullen Jr., Seattle
Laura Dundovic, Milan
Manfred von Karma, San Jose
Mangiafuoco, Paddington
March Hare, Paddington
Matthew Caws, Seattle
Maxime Vachier-Lagrave, Cyberspace
Mick Jagger, Seattle
Misa Campo, Milan
Nash Grier, Cyberspace
Nathan Soderblom, Kratovo/on waivers
Nobby Stiles, Kratovo
Olivia Voldaren, Multiverse
Palladia-Mors, Multiverse
Patricia Anthony, Paddington
Peter Morgan, Stratford
Peter Svidler, on waivers
Regina Berry, San Jose
Robert Parish, Baltimore
Robin Scherbatsky, Los Angeles
Rustin Cohle, Compton/on waivers
Samantha Potter, Milan
Scud East, Stratford
Simba, Philadelphia
Stan Lee, Almaty
Stella Maxwell, Milan
Stuti Mishra, Almaty
Swedish Chef, Kansas City
Taylor Swift, Milan
Tobias Funke, Cyberspace
Venus Palermo, Cyberspace
Warren Magnuson, Stratford
Wassily Leontief, Philadelphia
Wes Unseld, on waivers
William Proxmire, Compton
William Seward, Stratford
Wylie Dufresne, Kansas City
Yasova Dragonclaw, Multiverse
Zach King, Cyberspace
Zygmunt Maszczyk, Kratovo

Middle Relievers

Alain Ducasse, Kansas City
Anne Vyalitsyna, Milan
Bjork Gudmundsdottir, Seattle
Dr. Horrible, Cyberspace
Dwight K. Schrute, Compton
Elim Garak, Philadelphia/on waivers
Elvin Hayes, Baltimore
George Herbert Walker Bush, Sao Paulo
Hailey Clauson, Milan
Henry Bone, Paddington
Honey Badger, Cyberspace
Ignatius Pollaky, Compton
Jamie Casino, Compton/on waivers
Jim Bunning, Washington
John Havlicek, Baltimore
Jon Tester, Sao Paulo
Lauren Beukes, Seattle/on waivers
Leslie Knope, Los Angeles
Liliana Vess, Multiverse
Marc Connelly, Stratford
Margaret Sanger, Stratford
Mia Fey, Almaty
Scar, Kansas City
Ted Mosby, on waivers
Tom Haverford, Los Angeles
William Francis Nolan, Paddington
William Jefferson Clinton, Sao Paulo
Winfield Scott, on waivers

Relief Pitchers

Aaron Burr, Almaty
Ajani Goldmane, Multiverse
Alan Cranston, Stratford
Alben W. Barkley, Washington
Aleksey Vayner, Cyberspace
Alexandra Daddario, Milan
Altair Gomes de Figueiredo, Kratovo
Andi Dorfman, Compton
Andy Dwyer, Los Angeles/on waivers
Arnar Rosenkranz Hilmarsson, Seattle
Arnold Vinick, Almaty
Aubie, Philadelphia
Balthier, San Jose
Berti Vogts, on waivers
Boris Devilboon, on waivers
Bustopher Jones, Philadelphia
Captain Alexander Smollett, Paddington
Carmen Kass, Milan
Chairman Sheng-Ji Yang, on waivers
Chef, Kansas City
Colt McCoy, Almaty
Cory Booker, on waivers
Crookshanks, on waivers
Dan Aykroyd, Sao Paulo/Los Angeles
Dan Marino, Almaty
Dan Savage, Kansas City
Daniel Passarella, Kratovo
Danny Ainge, Baltimore
Denny Hamlin, Almaty
Don Pedro, Stratford/on waivers
Don Rickles, Sao Paulo
Dynaheir, San Jose
Elspeth Tirel, Multiverse
Enrique Ballestrero, Kratovo
Eric Stoner, Cyberspace/Seattle
Erik Axel Karlfeldt, on waivers
Eustace Fargo, Compton
Flashman, Paddington
Franz Beckenbauer, Kratovo
Frederick Frelinghuysen, Compton/on waivers
George Clement Perkins, Washington
Ghyslain Raza, Cyberspace
Giovanni Trapattoni, on waivers
Grandmaster Flash, Compton
Grant Achatz, Kansas City
Greven il-Vec, Multiverse
Hampton the Hamster, Cyberspace
Harry Mason, San Jose
Herb Kohl, Washington
Herbert Love, Los Angeles
Hobbes, Philadelphia
Homaru Cantu, Kansas City
James Murray, on waivers
Jay Leno, on waivers
Jenna Maroney, Los Angeles
Jennifer Hawkins, Milan
Jim Halpert, on waivers
Jim Rockford, Compton
John Hoynes, Almaty
Jose Pereira, Washington
Josephine Skriver, Compton
Keith Richards, Seattle
King Lyncus, Philadelphia
Kool Moe Dee, Compton
Kurtis Blow, Compton
Lady Victoria Hervey, Milan
Lana Skye, San Jose
Mad Hatter, Kansas City
Malcolm, Stratford
Marshall Eriksen, Los Angeles
Martin Jacobson, Cyberspace
Michael Chabon, Seattle/Philadelphia
Mistress Ford, Stratford
Nahum Tate, Cyberspace
Nanna Bryndis Hilmarsdottir, Seattle
Natalie Joel, Milan
Nissa Revane, Seattle
Olivia Munn, Seattle
Omnath Locus of Mana, Multiverse
Osric, Stratford/Seattle
Paula Deen, Kansas City
Paulina Vega, Milan
Philosoraptor, Cyberspace
Pillsbury Doughboy, Kansas City
Prince William, Sao Paulo
Proteus, Washington
Rand Paul, Washington
Revolver Ocelot, San Jose
Richard Pryor, Sao Paulo
Sir John Falstaff, Stratford
Stanley Hudson, Los Angeles/Sao Paulo
Tanya Donelly, San Jose
Tiffany Herrera, Cyberspace
Tigger, Philadelphia
Tina Fey, Kratovo
Tom Connally, Washington
Tryfon Gavriel, Kansas City
Ubaldo Matildo Fillol, Kratovo
Vaan, San Jose
Veronica Webb, on waivers
Virgil Tibbs, Compton
Walter Bellamy, Baltimore
Wendell Ford, Washington
Wilner Piquant, on waivers
Xira Arien, Multiverse