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SimBase Players, Year 56

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Aaron Burr, rp, Almaty/on waivers
Abed Nadir, mr, Los Angeles
Ademir Marques de Menezes, 3b, Kansas City
Admetus, c, on waivers
Afrika Bambaataa, rf, Compton
Agyness Deyn, 2b, Milan
Ajani Goldmane, rp, Multiverse
Al Smith, ss, on waivers
Alain Ducasse, mr, Kansas City
Alan Bible, 1b, Washington
Alan Breck Stewart, c, Stratford
Alan Cranston, rp, Stratford
Alben W. Barkley, rp, Carolina
Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, rf, on waivers
Aleksey Vayner, rp, Cyberspace
Alexandra Daddario, rp, Milan
Alf Landon, 2b, on waivers
Alice, sp, Paddington
Alicia Florrick, 3b, Compton
Altair Gomes de Figueiredo, rp, Philadelphia
Amanda Rosewater, lf, Multiverse
Andi Dorfman, rp, on waivers
Andres Guibert, cf, Philadelphia
Andrew Bachelor, 3b, Cyberspace
Andrew Hozier-Byrne, c, Kratovo
Andy 2. Taylor, 2b, Seattle
Angela Martin, cf, Cyberspace
Anna Ewers, 2b, Milan
Anne Vyalitsyna, mr, Milan
Annie Edison, 2b, Los Angeles
Antoine Walker, ss, Baltimore
April Ludgate, mr, Stratford/Philadelphia/on waivers
Archbishop Makarios III, rf, on waivers
Arnar Rosenkranz Hilmarsson, rp, Seattle
Arnold Vinick, rp, Almaty
Art Garfunkel, 1b, Seattle
Arthur Chu, sp, Almaty
Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca, cf, San Jose
Atarka World Render, cf, Multiverse
Aubie, rp, Philadelphia
Aurelio Voltaire, c, Seattle

Babou, sp, Kratovo
Baloo, 1b, on waivers
Balthier, rp, San Jose
Barbara Boxer, sp, Seattle
Barney Stinson, 3b, Los Angeles
Basch fon Ronsenburg, 2b, San Jose
Beatrice, sp, Carolina
Ben Wyatt, 1b, Los Angeles
Benedick, sp, Stratford
Big Boss, 3b, San Jose
Big Daddy Kane, ss, Kansas City
Bill Bradley, cf, Kansas City
Bill Russell, sp, Baltimore
Bill Sharman, ss, Baltimore
Billy Bremner, rp, Kratovo
Bjork Gudmundsdottir, mr, Seattle
Bladewing the Risen, 1b, Multiverse
Blit Wizbok, lf, Sao Paulo
Bob Cousy, c, Baltimore
Bono, lf, Seattle
Borborygmos, rp, Multiverse
Bradley Beal, sp, Baltimore
Brent Spiner, cf, Sao Paulo
Britta Perry, rp, Los Angeles
Bruce Willis, sp, Sao Paulo
Bustopher Jones, rp, Philadelphia
Byron Dorgan, sp, Carolina

Caesar Cardini, sp, Kansas City
Captain Alexander Smollett, rp, Paddington
Captain Hoseason, sp, Paddington
Captain Ulrik Svensgaard, 2b, on waivers
Carl Edwards, sp, Almaty
Carlos Roberto de Oliveira, lf, Kratovo
Carmen Kass, rp, Milan
Cat Sith, 3b, on waivers
Caterpillar, sp, Paddington
Charles Culberson, lf, Washington
Charles Michel, lf, Stratford
Charlie Duke, rp, Carolina
Chef, rp, Kansas City
Cheshire Cat, ss, Seattle
Childish Gambino, mr, Compton
Chubby Huggs, sp, Philadelphia
Chuck Long, 3b, Almaty
Claudio, cf, Kratovo
Claudius, cf, Stratford
Clint Bowyer, 1b, Almaty
Cloris Leachman, cf, Compton
Coco Rocha, 3b, Milan
Colin the Corgi, lf, Paddington
Colt McCoy, rp, Almaty
Commissioner Pravin Lal, sp, San Jose
Comunardo Niccolai, mr, Kratovo
Coricopat, 2b, Philadelphia
Creed Bratton, sp, Los Angeles

DJ Kool Herc, cf, Compton
Dahlia Hawthorne, rf, San Jose
Dale Cooper, 3b, Compton
Dale Earnhardt Jr., 1b, Sao Paulo
Dan Aykroyd, rp, Los Angeles
Dan Marino, rp, Almaty
Dan Savage, rp, Kansas City/Sao Paulo
Dancing Baby, c, Cyberspace
Daniel Passarella, rp, Kratovo
Danny Ainge, rp, Baltimore
Darrell Issa, sp, Los Angeles
Dave Barry, rp, Sao Paulo
Dave Cowens, cf, Baltimore
David Balfour, 2b, Paddington
David Chang, rf, Kansas City
Dean Ray Koontz, cf, Paddington
Denny Hamlin, rp, Almaty
Detective Dick Gumshoe, ss, San Jose
Dianne Feinstein, 3b, Carolina
Dick Lupoff, c, on waivers
Don Nelson, 2b, Baltimore
Don Rickles, rp, Compton
Donalbain, 1b, Carolina
Dora Marquez, 3b, Carolina
Dr. David Livesey, sp, Paddington
Dr. Horrible, mr, Cyberspace
Dwight K. Schrute, mr, Compton
Dynaheir, rp, on waivers

Earl Warren, ss, Compton
Ebenezer Balfour, ss, Paddington
Edna Lewis, 2b, Kansas City
Einars Repse, 3b, Carolina
Elizabeth Robinson, sp, Compton/on waivers
Elizabeth Warren, ss, Washington
Elspeth Tirel, rp, Multiverse
Elvin Hayes, mr, Baltimore
Ema Skye, sp, San Jose
Emerson Leao, sp, Kratovo
Enrique Ballestrero, rp, Kratovo
Eric Stoner, rp, on waivers
Eustace Fargo, rp, Compton
Exava Rakdos Blood Witch, lf, Multiverse

F.D.C. Willard, sp, Philadelphia
Fabio Capello, 1b, Kratovo
Fannie Farmer, c, Kansas City
Flashman, rp, Paddington
Fleance, rf, on waivers
Florea Dumitrache, 3b, Kratovo
Fran, 2b, San Jose
Fran Drescher, rp, Sao Paulo/Kansas City
Fran Healy, lf, Seattle
Frank Loesser, 2b, Stratford
Frank Rossitano, sp, Los Angeles
Franz Beckenbauer, rp, Kratovo
Franziska von Karma, rp, San Jose
Frederick Cook, ss, Almaty
Fritz Robinson, rf, Paddington

Garruk Wildspeaker, 1b, Almaty
Gaylord Nelson, sp, Carolina
George Clement Perkins, rp, Stratford
George Herbert Walker Bush, mr, Sao Paulo
George Kelly, sp, Carolina
Geppetto, ss, Paddington
Gerald Ford, sp, Sao Paulo
Gerrard Capashen, 3b, Multiverse
Gerry Rafferty, cf, Almaty
Gerson de Oliveira Nunes, 1b, Sao Paulo
Ghyslain Raza, rp, Cyberspace
Giada De Laurentiis, cf, Kansas City
Giancarlo De Sisti, lf, Paddington
Gideon Jura, ss, Almaty
Gilbert Arenas, rf, Baltimore
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing, 1b, Carolina
Grandmaster Flash, rp, Compton/on waivers
Grant Achatz, rp, Kansas City
Greven il-Vec, rp, Multiverse
Grzegorz Lato, rf, Kratovo
Guido Anchovy, lf, Philadelphia
Gus Johnson, ss, Baltimore
Guy Fawkes, lf, Kansas City

Hailey Clauson, mr, Milan
Hampton the Hamster, rp, Cyberspace
Hansruedi Fuhrer, c, on waivers
Harold Varmus, lf, Philadelphia
Harry Mason, rp, on waivers
Harvey Milk, sp, Kansas City
Heather Mason, ss, San Jose
Hello Kitty, 2b, Philadelphia
Henry Bone, mr, Paddington
Henry Rider Haggard, 2b, Almaty
Herb Kohl, rp, Carolina
Herbert Love, rp, on waivers
Herschel Walker, lf, Almaty
Hilary Swank, 2b, Los Angeles
Hobbes, rp, Philadelphia
Homaru Cantu, rp, on waivers
Honey Badger, mr, Cyberspace
Hosea Jan Frank, 1b, Cyberspace
Hugh Jackman, ss, Multiverse
Hugo Black, sp, Compton
Hugo Chavez, sp, Sao Paulo

Ian Stewart, 1b, Seattle
Ignacio Zoco, rf, Seattle
Ignatius Pollaky, mr, Compton
Ina Garten, cf, Almaty
Ini Miney, 2b, San Jose
Iona Shield of Emeria, sp, Multiverse
Ira Gershwin, c, Stratford
Irisa Nyira, ss, Cyberspace

Jace Beleren, ss, Multiverse
Jack Carter, ss, Multiverse/on waivers
Jack Donaghy, sp, Los Angeles
Jacob Javits, sp, Stratford
Jacques Pépin, cf, Kansas City
Jaga, 3b, Philadelphia
James Cameron, cf, Sao Paulo
James M2 Cox, cf, Almaty
James Sunderland, 2b, San Jose
Jan Jongbloed, sp, Kratovo
January Jones, ss, Stratford
Jason Bateman, ss, Almaty
Jeff Winger, c, Los Angeles
Jefferson Davis, 3b, Almaty
Jenna Maroney, rp, Los Angeles
Jennifer Hawkins, rp, on waivers
Jennifer Lawrence, 3b, Sao Paulo
Jennifer Ringley, rf, Cyberspace
Jessi Smiles, lf, on waivers
Jessica White, 1b, Milan
Jim Bunning, mr, Carolina
Jim Hawkins, c, Paddington
Jim Rockford, rp, Compton
Jo Jo White, cf, Baltimore
Johan Cruyff, ss, Kratovo
John Havlicek, mr, Baltimore
John Hoynes, rp, Almaty
John Wall, sp, Baltimore
Jon Tester, mr, Sao Paulo
Jose Armando Ufarte Ventoso, ss, Stratford
Jose Pereira, rp, Carolina
Josephine Skriver, rp, Compton
Josh Donn, ss, Compton
Joshua Nolan, cf, on waivers
Jourdan Dunn, sp, Milan
Joël Robuchon, lf, Kansas City
Judson Laipply, lf, Cyberspace
Judy Garland, lf, Sao Paulo
Julia Child, rf, Kansas City
Julian Casablancas, sp, Seattle
Justin Lall, rf, Cyberspace
Justine Sacco, 1b, Cyberspace
Juwan Howard, sp, Baltimore

KC Jones, rf, Baltimore
Karl Mundt, cf, Carolina
Kathryn Janeway, sp, Multiverse
Keanu Reeves, cf, Baltimore
Keith Richards, rp, Seattle
Kelly Gale, lf, Milan
Kelly Kapoor, sp, Los Angeles
Kelly Rohrbach, sp, Seattle
Ken Jennings, cf, Almaty
Kendall Jenner, c, Milan
Kendrick Perkins, rp, on waivers
Kenneth Parcell, lf, Los Angeles
Kenny Dalglish, 2b, Kratovo
Kent Conrad, rf, Carolina
Kes, sp, Sao Paulo
Kevin Malone, rf, on waivers
Kevin McHale, 2b, Baltimore
Key Pittman, c, Compton
Khaled Mohamed Khaled, rp, Cyberspace
King Lyncus, rp, Philadelphia
Kool Moe Dee, rp, Compton
Kosh, 3b, Stratford/on waivers
Kratos, lf, San Jose
Kristjan Pall Kristjansson, rp, Seattle
Kristy Hinze, cf, Milan
Kurtis Blow, rp, Compton

Lady Macbeth, rf, Almaty
Lady Victoria Hervey, rp, Milan
Laimdota Straujuma, ss, Paddington
Lana Skye, rp, San Jose
Lara Dutta, ss, Milan
Larissa Kelly, sp, Almaty
Larry Bird, ss, Baltimore
Larry Fitzgerald, cf, Stratford/on waivers
Larry Mullen Jr., sp, Seattle
Laszlo Fazekas, ss, Kratovo
Laura Dundovic, sp, Milan
Lauren Mellor, ss, Stratford
Leif Eriksson, 2b, on waivers
Leslie Knope, mr, Los Angeles
Lidia Bastianich, 2b, Kansas City
Liliana Vess, mr, Multiverse
Lily Aldrin, rf, Los Angeles
Lily Donaldson, 2b, Milan
Liz Lemon, c, Los Angeles
Long John Silver, c, Paddington
Lotta Hart, 1b, on waivers
Lucille Bluth, 2b, Cyberspace
Luke Perry, 2b, Sao Paulo
Lyzolda the Blood Witch, c, Multiverse

MC Lyte, sp, Compton
Maahes, 3b, Paddington
Mac Manc McManx, rp, Philadelphia
Macbeth, cf, Stratford
Macduff, rf, Stratford
Mad Hatter, rp, Stratford
Maggey Byrde, rf, San Jose
Malcolm, rp, Stratford
Malkariss, cf, Philadelphia
Manfred von Karma, sp, Paddington
Mangiafuoco, sp, Paddington
Manute Bol, 1b, Baltimore
Marc Connelly, mr, Stratford
March Hare, sp, Paddington
Marcin Gortat, ss, on waivers
Marcus Smart, lf, Baltimore
Margaret Sanger, mr, Stratford/on waivers
Maria Taylor, c, on waivers
Mario Coluna, cf, Kratovo
Mario Kempes, c, Kratovo
Marion Morehouse, cf, Seattle
Mark Hamill, ss, Sao Paulo
Mark Itabashi, cf, Cyberspace
Mark Oliver Everett, rp, Seattle
Marshall Eriksen, rp, on waivers
Martha Hunt, lf, Milan
Martin Jacobson, rp, Cyberspace/on waivers
Maru, 2b, Philadelphia
Marvin Grossberg, ss, San Jose
Matthew Broderick, 3b, Sao Paulo
Matthew Caws, sp, on waivers
Matthew Henson, lf, Carolina
Maxime Vachier-Lagrave, sp, Cyberspace
Maximillion Galactica, cf, San Jose
Meerclar Allmother, 3b, on waivers
Melle Mel, lf, Compton
Mia Fey, mr, Almaty
Michael Chabon, rp, on waivers
Michael Scott, lf, Los Angeles
Mick Jagger, sp, Seattle
Mike Cappelletti Jr., ss, Cyberspace
Mike Mansfield, lf, Compton
Miles Edgeworth, c, San Jose
Milutin Ivkovic, rp, Kratovo
Minka Kelly, c, Sao Paulo
Minsc, 2b, on waivers
Misa Campo, sp, Milan
Mistress Ford, rp, Stratford
Morgan Fey, ss, San Jose
Mowgli, lf, Stratford
Muezza, c, Philadelphia
Mufasa, 3b, Philadelphia

Nahiri the Lithomancer, cf, Multiverse
Nahum Tate, rp, Cyberspace/on waivers
Nanna Bryndis Hilmarsdottir, rp, Seattle
Nash Grier, sp, Cyberspace
Nastassia Slinky, c, Philadelphia
Natalie Joel, rp, Milan
Nicol Bolas, 3b, Multiverse
Nicole Kidman, 1b, Sao Paulo
Nissa Revane, rp, on waivers
Nnedi Okorafor, 2b, Compton
Nobby Stiles, sp, Kratovo
NoÃ©mie Lenoir, 1b, Milan

Olivia Munn, rp, Philadelphia
Olivia Voldaren, sp, Multiverse
Omnath Locus of Mana, rp, Multiverse
Oscar Bluth, c, Seattle
Osric, rp, Seattle

Palladia-Mors, sp, Multiverse
Paolo Rossi, 3b, Kratovo
Park Jae-sang, c, Almaty
Pat McCarran, rf, Carolina
Patricia Anthony, sp, Paddington
Patty Murray, 2b, Carolina
Patty Smyth, lf, Carolina
Paul Pierce, rp, Baltimore
Paul Simon, 2b, Seattle
Paula Deen, rp, Kansas City
Paulina Vega, rp, Milan
Pearl Fey, cf, San Jose
Penelo, sp, San Jose
Peter Fonda, 3b, Stratford
Peter Morgan, sp, Stratford
Philip Wylie, 1b, Paddington
Philosoraptor, rp, Cyberspace
Phoenix Wright, cf, Stratford
Phyllis Dorothy James, 3b, Paddington
Pierce Hawthorne, c, on waivers
Pillsbury Doughboy, rp, Kansas City
Pink Panther, ss, Philadelphia
Pinocchio, 2b, Paddington
Pranav Sivakumar, 3b, Almaty/on waivers
Prince William, rp, Sao Paulo
Proteus, rp, Carolina

Ragnar Thorhalsson, lf, Almaty
Rajon Rondo, lf, Baltimore
Rakim, cf, Seattle
Raksha, c, on waivers
Rand Paul, rp, Washington
Ranjit Singh, cf, Los Angeles
Ray Liotta, ss, Los Angeles
Rebel Alley, cf, Seattle
Regina Berry, sp, San Jose
Revolver Ocelot, rp, San Jose
Richard Byrd, cf, Carolina
Richard Dawkins, rf, Kansas City/on waivers
Richard Feynman, ss, Philadelphia
Richard Pryor, rp, Sao Paulo
Rick Carlisle, 3b, Baltimore
Robert Parish, sp, Baltimore
Robert Peary, cf, Carolina
Roberto Rivellino, lf, Kratovo
Robin Scherbatsky, sp, Los Angeles
Roger Taylor, 2b, Almaty
Roger Williams, ss, Kansas City
Ron Swanson, ss, Los Angeles
Rueful Rabbit, c, Cyberspace/on waivers
Rufus Arizona, c, on waivers
Ruric Thar the Unbowed, rp, Multiverse
Ruth Reichl, rf, Kansas City
Ryan Adams, 3b, Seattle
Ryan Howard, 3b, Los Angeles
Rüdiger Schnuphase, c, Carolina

Sam Jones, 3b, Cyberspace
Samantha Hoopes, rf, Milan
Samantha Potter, sp, on waivers
Sara Sampaio, c, Milan
Scar, mr, Kansas City
Schoolly D, 2b, Compton
Scott Wedman, cf, Baltimore
Scud East, mr, Stratford/on waivers
Shirley Bennett, rp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Sidney Kingsley, c, Sao Paulo
Simba, sp, Philadelphia
Simon Le Bon, ss, Seattle
Sir John Falstaff, rp, Stratford
Slick Rick, rp, Compton
Slobad Goblin Tinkerer, rf, Sao Paulo
Stan Lee, sp, on waivers
Stanley Hudson, rp, Sao Paulo
Stella Maxwell, sp, Milan
Steve Young, lf, Almaty/on waivers
Stuti Mishra, sp, Almaty
Suzy Amis, rf, Milan
Swedish Chef, sp, Kansas City
Sylvia, lf, Stratford

Tanya Donelly, rp, San Jose
Taylor Marie Hill, rf, Milan
Taylor Swift, sp, Milan
Thomas Keller, sp, Kansas City
Tiffany Herrera, rp, Cyberspace
Tigger, rp, Philadelphia
Tina Fey, rp, Kratovo
Tobias Funke, sp, on waivers
Tom Colicchio, 1b, Kansas City
Tom Connally, rp, Carolina
Tom Daschle, lf, on waivers
Tom Haverford, mr, Los Angeles
Tom Nissley, 1b, on waivers
Tommy Heinsohn, 2b, Baltimore
Toni Garrn, 1b, Stratford
Tony Serafini, rp, Cyberspace
Tony the Tiger, 2b, Compton
Too $hort, lf, Compton
Tracy Jordan, 2b, Los Angeles
Troy Barnes, sp, Los Angeles
Truman the Tiger, rf, Philadelphia
Tryfon Gavriel, rp, on waivers
Tsarmina Greeneyes, sp, Philadelphia
Tuknir Deathlock, cf, Multiverse

Ubaldo Matildo Fillol, rp, Kratovo
Ugin the Spirit Dragon, c, Multiverse

Vaan, rp, San Jose
Vaevictis Asmadi, 1b, Multiverse
Valentine, lf, Cyberspace
Venus Palermo, sp, Cyberspace
Vhati il-Dal, rf, Multiverse
Virgil Tibbs, rp, Compton
Vladimir Spidla, 1b, Stratford

Walter Bellamy, rp, on waivers
Warren Magnuson, sp, on waivers
Wassily Leontief, sp, Philadelphia
Wendell Ford, rp, Carolina
Wil Wheaton, ss, Sao Paulo
Wilfried Puis, rf, Kratovo
William Francis Nolan, mr, Paddington
William Jefferson Clinton, mr, Sao Paulo
William Proxmire, sp, on waivers
William Robinson, cf, Paddington
William Seward, sp, Stratford
Willy Brandt, ss, Carolina
Wylie Dufresne, sp, Kansas City

Xira Arien, rp, Multiverse

Yasova Dragonclaw, sp, Multiverse
Yeslick Orothair, 3b, San Jose

Zach King, sp, Cyberspace
Zygmunt Maszczyk, sp, Kratovo

By position

Catchers

Admetus, on waivers
Alan Breck Stewart, Stratford
Andrew Hozier-Byrne, Kratovo
Aurelio Voltaire, Seattle
Bob Cousy, Baltimore
Dancing Baby, Cyberspace
Dick Lupoff, on waivers
Fannie Farmer, Kansas City
Hansruedi Fuhrer, on waivers
Ira Gershwin, Stratford
Jeff Winger, Los Angeles
Jim Hawkins, Paddington
Kendall Jenner, Milan
Key Pittman, Compton
Liz Lemon, Los Angeles
Long John Silver, Paddington
Lyzolda the Blood Witch, Multiverse
Maria Taylor, on waivers
Mario Kempes, Kratovo
Miles Edgeworth, San Jose
Minka Kelly, Sao Paulo
Muezza, Philadelphia
Nastassia Slinky, Philadelphia
Oscar Bluth, Seattle
Park Jae-sang, Almaty
Pierce Hawthorne, on waivers
Raksha, on waivers
Rueful Rabbit, Cyberspace/on waivers
Rufus Arizona, on waivers
Rüdiger Schnuphase, Carolina
Sara Sampaio, Milan
Sidney Kingsley, Sao Paulo
Ugin the Spirit Dragon, Multiverse

First Basemen

Alan Bible, Washington
Art Garfunkel, Seattle
Baloo, on waivers
Ben Wyatt, Los Angeles
Bladewing the Risen, Multiverse
Clint Bowyer, Almaty
Dale Earnhardt Jr., Sao Paulo
Donalbain, Carolina
Fabio Capello, Kratovo
Garruk Wildspeaker, Almaty
Gerson de Oliveira Nunes, Sao Paulo
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing, Carolina
Hosea Jan Frank, Cyberspace
Ian Stewart, Seattle
Jessica White, Milan
Justine Sacco, Cyberspace
Lotta Hart, on waivers
Manute Bol, Baltimore
Nicole Kidman, Sao Paulo
NoÃ©mie Lenoir, Milan
Philip Wylie, Paddington
Tom Colicchio, Kansas City
Tom Nissley, on waivers
Toni Garrn, Stratford
Vaevictis Asmadi, Multiverse
Vladimir Spidla, Stratford

Second Basemen

Agyness Deyn, Milan
Alf Landon, on waivers
Andy 2. Taylor, Seattle
Anna Ewers, Milan
Annie Edison, Los Angeles
Basch fon Ronsenburg, San Jose
Captain Ulrik Svensgaard, on waivers
Coricopat, Philadelphia
David Balfour, Paddington
Don Nelson, Baltimore
Edna Lewis, Kansas City
Fran, San Jose
Frank Loesser, Stratford
Hello Kitty, Philadelphia
Henry Rider Haggard, Almaty
Hilary Swank, Los Angeles
Ini Miney, San Jose
James Sunderland, San Jose
Kenny Dalglish, Kratovo
Kevin McHale, Baltimore
Leif Eriksson, on waivers
Lidia Bastianich, Kansas City
Lily Donaldson, Milan
Lucille Bluth, Cyberspace
Luke Perry, Sao Paulo
Maru, Philadelphia
Minsc, on waivers
Nnedi Okorafor, Compton
Patty Murray, Carolina
Paul Simon, Seattle
Pinocchio, Paddington
Roger Taylor, Almaty
Schoolly D, Compton
Tommy Heinsohn, Baltimore
Tony the Tiger, Compton
Tracy Jordan, Los Angeles

Third Basemen

Ademir Marques de Menezes, Kansas City
Alicia Florrick, Compton
Andrew Bachelor, Cyberspace
Barney Stinson, Los Angeles
Big Boss, San Jose
Cat Sith, on waivers
Chuck Long, Almaty
Coco Rocha, Milan
Dale Cooper, Compton
Dianne Feinstein, Carolina
Dora Marquez, Carolina
Einars Repse, Carolina
Florea Dumitrache, Kratovo
Gerrard Capashen, Multiverse
Jaga, Philadelphia
Jefferson Davis, Almaty
Jennifer Lawrence, Sao Paulo
Kosh, Stratford/on waivers
Maahes, Paddington
Matthew Broderick, Sao Paulo
Meerclar Allmother, on waivers
Mufasa, Philadelphia
Nicol Bolas, Multiverse
Paolo Rossi, Kratovo
Peter Fonda, Stratford
Phyllis Dorothy James, Paddington
Pranav Sivakumar, Almaty/on waivers
Rick Carlisle, Baltimore
Ryan Adams, Seattle
Ryan Howard, Los Angeles
Sam Jones, Cyberspace
Yeslick Orothair, San Jose

Shortstops

Al Smith, on waivers
Antoine Walker, Baltimore
Big Daddy Kane, Kansas City
Bill Sharman, Baltimore
Cheshire Cat, Seattle
Detective Dick Gumshoe, San Jose
Earl Warren, Compton
Ebenezer Balfour, Paddington
Elizabeth Warren, Washington
Frederick Cook, Almaty
Geppetto, Paddington
Gideon Jura, Almaty
Gus Johnson, Baltimore
Heather Mason, San Jose
Hugh Jackman, Multiverse
Irisa Nyira, Cyberspace
Jace Beleren, Multiverse
Jack Carter, Multiverse/on waivers
January Jones, Stratford
Jason Bateman, Almaty
Johan Cruyff, Kratovo
Jose Armando Ufarte Ventoso, Stratford
Josh Donn, Compton
Laimdota Straujuma, Paddington
Lara Dutta, Milan
Larry Bird, Baltimore
Laszlo Fazekas, Kratovo
Lauren Mellor, Stratford
Marcin Gortat, on waivers
Mark Hamill, Sao Paulo
Marvin Grossberg, San Jose
Mike Cappelletti Jr., Cyberspace
Morgan Fey, San Jose
Pink Panther, Philadelphia
Ray Liotta, Los Angeles
Richard Feynman, Philadelphia
Roger Williams, Kansas City
Ron Swanson, Los Angeles
Simon Le Bon, Seattle
Wil Wheaton, Sao Paulo
Willy Brandt, Carolina

Left Fielders

Amanda Rosewater, Multiverse
Blit Wizbok, Sao Paulo
Bono, Seattle
Carlos Roberto de Oliveira, Kratovo
Charles Culberson, Washington
Charles Michel, Stratford
Colin the Corgi, Paddington
Exava Rakdos Blood Witch, Multiverse
Fran Healy, Seattle
Giancarlo De Sisti, Paddington
Guido Anchovy, Philadelphia
Guy Fawkes, Kansas City
Harold Varmus, Philadelphia
Herschel Walker, Almaty
Jessi Smiles, on waivers
Joël Robuchon, Kansas City
Judson Laipply, Cyberspace
Judy Garland, Sao Paulo
Kelly Gale, Milan
Kenneth Parcell, Los Angeles
Kratos, San Jose
Marcus Smart, Baltimore
Martha Hunt, Milan
Matthew Henson, Carolina
Melle Mel, Compton
Michael Scott, Los Angeles
Mike Mansfield, Compton
Mowgli, Stratford
Patty Smyth, Carolina
Ragnar Thorhalsson, Almaty
Rajon Rondo, Baltimore
Roberto Rivellino, Kratovo
Steve Young, Almaty/on waivers
Sylvia, Stratford
Tom Daschle, on waivers
Too $hort, Compton
Valentine, Cyberspace

Center Fielders

Andres Guibert, Philadelphia
Angela Martin, Cyberspace
Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca, San Jose
Atarka World Render, Multiverse
Bill Bradley, Kansas City
Brent Spiner, Sao Paulo
Claudio, Kratovo
Claudius, Stratford
Cloris Leachman, Compton
DJ Kool Herc, Compton
Dave Cowens, Baltimore
Dean Ray Koontz, Paddington
Gerry Rafferty, Almaty
Giada De Laurentiis, Kansas City
Ina Garten, Almaty
Jacques Pépin, Kansas City
James Cameron, Sao Paulo
James M2 Cox, Almaty
Jo Jo White, Baltimore
Joshua Nolan, on waivers
Karl Mundt, Carolina
Keanu Reeves, Baltimore
Ken Jennings, Almaty
Kristy Hinze, Milan
Larry Fitzgerald, Stratford/on waivers
Macbeth, Stratford
Malkariss, Philadelphia
Mario Coluna, Kratovo
Marion Morehouse, Seattle
Mark Itabashi, Cyberspace
Maximillion Galactica, San Jose
Nahiri the Lithomancer, Multiverse
Pearl Fey, San Jose
Phoenix Wright, Stratford
Rakim, Seattle
Ranjit Singh, Los Angeles
Rebel Alley, Seattle
Richard Byrd, Carolina
Robert Peary, Carolina
Scott Wedman, Baltimore
Tuknir Deathlock, Multiverse
William Robinson, Paddington

Right Fielders

Afrika Bambaataa, Compton
Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, on waivers
Archbishop Makarios III, on waivers
Dahlia Hawthorne, San Jose
David Chang, Kansas City
Fleance, on waivers
Fritz Robinson, Paddington
Gilbert Arenas, Baltimore
Grzegorz Lato, Kratovo
Ignacio Zoco, Seattle
Jennifer Ringley, Cyberspace
Julia Child, Kansas City
Justin Lall, Cyberspace
KC Jones, Baltimore
Kent Conrad, Carolina
Kevin Malone, on waivers
Lady Macbeth, Almaty
Lily Aldrin, Los Angeles
Macduff, Stratford
Maggey Byrde, San Jose
Pat McCarran, Carolina
Richard Dawkins, Kansas City/on waivers
Ruth Reichl, Kansas City
Samantha Hoopes, Milan
Slobad Goblin Tinkerer, Sao Paulo
Suzy Amis, Milan
Taylor Marie Hill, Milan
Truman the Tiger, Philadelphia
Vhati il-Dal, Multiverse
Wilfried Puis, Kratovo

Starting Pitchers

Alice, Paddington
Arthur Chu, Almaty
Babou, Kratovo
Barbara Boxer, Seattle
Beatrice, Carolina
Benedick, Stratford
Bill Russell, Baltimore
Bradley Beal, Baltimore
Bruce Willis, Sao Paulo
Byron Dorgan, Carolina
Caesar Cardini, Kansas City
Captain Hoseason, Paddington
Carl Edwards, Almaty
Caterpillar, Paddington
Chubby Huggs, Philadelphia
Commissioner Pravin Lal, San Jose
Creed Bratton, Los Angeles
Darrell Issa, Los Angeles
Dr. David Livesey, Paddington
Elizabeth Robinson, Compton/on waivers
Ema Skye, San Jose
Emerson Leao, Kratovo
F.D.C. Willard, Philadelphia
Frank Rossitano, Los Angeles
Gaylord Nelson, Carolina
George Kelly, Carolina
Gerald Ford, Sao Paulo
Harvey Milk, Kansas City
Hugo Black, Compton
Hugo Chavez, Sao Paulo
Iona Shield of Emeria, Multiverse
Jack Donaghy, Los Angeles
Jacob Javits, Stratford
Jan Jongbloed, Kratovo
John Wall, Baltimore
Jourdan Dunn, Milan
Julian Casablancas, Seattle
Juwan Howard, Baltimore
Kathryn Janeway, Multiverse
Kelly Kapoor, Los Angeles
Kelly Rohrbach, Seattle
Kes, Sao Paulo
Larissa Kelly, Almaty
Larry Mullen Jr., Seattle
Laura Dundovic, Milan
MC Lyte, Compton
Manfred von Karma, Paddington
Mangiafuoco, Paddington
March Hare, Paddington
Matthew Caws, on waivers
Maxime Vachier-Lagrave, Cyberspace
Mick Jagger, Seattle
Misa Campo, Milan
Nash Grier, Cyberspace
Nobby Stiles, Kratovo
Olivia Voldaren, Multiverse
Palladia-Mors, Multiverse
Patricia Anthony, Paddington
Penelo, San Jose
Peter Morgan, Stratford
Regina Berry, San Jose
Robert Parish, Baltimore
Robin Scherbatsky, Los Angeles
Samantha Potter, on waivers
Simba, Philadelphia
Stan Lee, on waivers
Stella Maxwell, Milan
Stuti Mishra, Almaty
Swedish Chef, Kansas City
Taylor Swift, Milan
Thomas Keller, Kansas City
Tobias Funke, on waivers
Troy Barnes, Los Angeles
Tsarmina Greeneyes, Philadelphia
Venus Palermo, Cyberspace
Warren Magnuson, on waivers
Wassily Leontief, Philadelphia
William Proxmire, on waivers
William Seward, Stratford
Wylie Dufresne, Kansas City
Yasova Dragonclaw, Multiverse
Zach King, Cyberspace
Zygmunt Maszczyk, Kratovo

Middle Relievers

Abed Nadir, Los Angeles
Alain Ducasse, Kansas City
Anne Vyalitsyna, Milan
April Ludgate, Stratford/Philadelphia/on waivers
Bjork Gudmundsdottir, Seattle
Childish Gambino, Compton
Comunardo Niccolai, Kratovo
Dr. Horrible, Cyberspace
Dwight K. Schrute, Compton
Elvin Hayes, Baltimore
George Herbert Walker Bush, Sao Paulo
Hailey Clauson, Milan
Henry Bone, Paddington
Honey Badger, Cyberspace
Ignatius Pollaky, Compton
Jim Bunning, Carolina
John Havlicek, Baltimore
Jon Tester, Sao Paulo
Leslie Knope, Los Angeles
Liliana Vess, Multiverse
Marc Connelly, Stratford
Margaret Sanger, Stratford/on waivers
Mia Fey, Almaty
Scar, Kansas City
Scud East, Stratford/on waivers
Tom Haverford, Los Angeles
William Francis Nolan, Paddington
William Jefferson Clinton, Sao Paulo

Relief Pitchers

Aaron Burr, Almaty/on waivers
Ajani Goldmane, Multiverse
Alan Cranston, Stratford
Alben W. Barkley, Carolina
Aleksey Vayner, Cyberspace
Alexandra Daddario, Milan
Altair Gomes de Figueiredo, Philadelphia
Andi Dorfman, on waivers
Arnar Rosenkranz Hilmarsson, Seattle
Arnold Vinick, Almaty
Aubie, Philadelphia
Balthier, San Jose
Billy Bremner, Kratovo
Borborygmos, Multiverse
Britta Perry, Los Angeles
Bustopher Jones, Philadelphia
Captain Alexander Smollett, Paddington
Carmen Kass, Milan
Charlie Duke, Carolina
Chef, Kansas City
Colt McCoy, Almaty
Dan Aykroyd, Los Angeles
Dan Marino, Almaty
Dan Savage, Kansas City/Sao Paulo
Daniel Passarella, Kratovo
Danny Ainge, Baltimore
Dave Barry, Sao Paulo
Denny Hamlin, Almaty
Don Rickles, Compton
Dynaheir, on waivers
Elspeth Tirel, Multiverse
Enrique Ballestrero, Kratovo
Eric Stoner, on waivers
Eustace Fargo, Compton
Flashman, Paddington
Fran Drescher, Sao Paulo/Kansas City
Franz Beckenbauer, Kratovo
Franziska von Karma, San Jose
George Clement Perkins, Stratford
Ghyslain Raza, Cyberspace
Grandmaster Flash, Compton/on waivers
Grant Achatz, Kansas City
Greven il-Vec, Multiverse
Hampton the Hamster, Cyberspace
Harry Mason, on waivers
Herb Kohl, Carolina
Herbert Love, on waivers
Hobbes, Philadelphia
Homaru Cantu, on waivers
Jenna Maroney, Los Angeles
Jennifer Hawkins, on waivers
Jim Rockford, Compton
John Hoynes, Almaty
Jose Pereira, Carolina
Josephine Skriver, Compton
Keith Richards, Seattle
Kendrick Perkins, on waivers
Khaled Mohamed Khaled, Cyberspace
King Lyncus, Philadelphia
Kool Moe Dee, Compton
Kristjan Pall Kristjansson, Seattle
Kurtis Blow, Compton
Lady Victoria Hervey, Milan
Lana Skye, San Jose
Mac Manc McManx, Philadelphia
Mad Hatter, Stratford
Malcolm, Stratford
Mark Oliver Everett, Seattle
Marshall Eriksen, on waivers
Martin Jacobson, Cyberspace/on waivers
Michael Chabon, on waivers
Milutin Ivkovic, Kratovo
Mistress Ford, Stratford
Nahum Tate, Cyberspace/on waivers
Nanna Bryndis Hilmarsdottir, Seattle
Natalie Joel, Milan
Nissa Revane, on waivers
Olivia Munn, Philadelphia
Omnath Locus of Mana, Multiverse
Osric, Seattle
Paul Pierce, Baltimore
Paula Deen, Kansas City
Paulina Vega, Milan
Philosoraptor, Cyberspace
Pillsbury Doughboy, Kansas City
Prince William, Sao Paulo
Proteus, Carolina
Rand Paul, Washington
Revolver Ocelot, San Jose
Richard Pryor, Sao Paulo
Ruric Thar the Unbowed, Multiverse
Shirley Bennett, Los Angeles/on waivers
Sir John Falstaff, Stratford
Slick Rick, Compton
Stanley Hudson, Sao Paulo
Tanya Donelly, San Jose
Tiffany Herrera, Cyberspace
Tigger, Philadelphia
Tina Fey, Kratovo
Tom Connally, Carolina
Tony Serafini, Cyberspace
Tryfon Gavriel, on waivers
Ubaldo Matildo Fillol, Kratovo
Vaan, San Jose
Virgil Tibbs, Compton
Walter Bellamy, on waivers
Wendell Ford, Carolina
Xira Arien, Multiverse