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SimBase Players, Year 57
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By position: c | 1b | 2b | 3b | ss | lf | cf | rf | sp | mr | rp
A
- Abed Nadir, mr, Los Angeles
- Ademir Marques de Menezes, 3b, on waivers
- Afrika Bambaataa, rf, Los Angeles
- Agyness Deyn, ss, Milan
- Ajani Goldmane, rp, on waivers
- Alain Ducasse, mr, on waivers
- Alan Bible, 1b, Washington
- Alan Breck Stewart, c, Stratford
- Alan Cranston, rp, Stratford
- Alben W. Barkley, rp, Carolina
- Aleksey Vayner, rp, on waivers
- Alex Russo, lf, Los Angeles
- Alexandra Daddario, rp, Milan
- Alice, sp, Paddington
- Alicia Florrick, 3b, on waivers
- Altair Gomes de Figueiredo, rp, on waivers
- Alx James, 3b, Cyberspace
- Amanda Rosewater, lf, Multiverse
- Andres Guibert, cf, Philadelphia
- Andrew Bachelor, 3b, Cyberspace
- Andrew Hozier-Byrne, c, Kratovo
- Andy 2. Taylor, 2b, Seattle
- Angela Martin, cf, Cyberspace
- Anna Ewers, 2b, Milan
- Anne Vyalitsyna, mr, Milan
- Annie Edison, 2b, Seattle
- Antoine Walker, ss, Baltimore
- Antonio Latini, mr, Kansas City
- Apsley Cherry-Garrard, rp, Carolina
- Arnar Rosenkranz Hilmarsson, rp, on waivers
- Arnold Vinick, rp, Almaty
- Art Garfunkel, 1b, Seattle
- Arthur Chu, sp, Almaty
- Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca, cf, San Jose
- Atarka World Render, cf, Multiverse
- Attila Abonyi, rf, on waivers
- Aubie, rp, Philadelphia
- Aurelio Voltaire, c, Seattle
B
- Babou, sp, on waivers
- Balthier, rp, San Jose
- Barbara Boxer, sp, Seattle
- Barney Stinson, 3b, Los Angeles
- Bartolomeo Scappi, 2b, Kansas City/on waivers
- Basch fon Ronsenburg, 2b, San Jose
- Bayonetta, rp, San Jose
- Beatrice, sp, Carolina
- Ben Wyatt, 1b, on waivers
- Benedick, sp, Stratford
- Benny Fine, 1b, Cyberspace
- Big Boss, 3b, San Jose
- Big Daddy Kane, ss, Kansas City
- Big the Cat, 1b, Philadelphia
- Bill Bradley, cf, Kansas City
- Bill Russell, sp, Baltimore
- Bill Sharman, ss, Baltimore
- Billy Bremner, rp, Kratovo
- Bjork Gudmundsdottir, mr, Seattle
- Bladewing the Risen, 1b, Multiverse
- Blit Wizbok, lf, Sao Paulo
- Bob Cousy, c, Baltimore
- Bono, lf, Seattle
- Borborygmos, rp, Multiverse
- Bradley Beal, sp, Baltimore
- Brent Spiner, cf, Sao Paulo
- Brian Collins, 1b, on waivers
- Britta Perry, rp, Los Angeles
- Bruce Willis, sp, Sao Paulo
- Bustopher Jones, rp, on waivers
- Byron Dorgan, sp, Carolina
C
- Caesar Cardini, sp, Kansas City
- Camille Rowe, cf, Milan
- Captain Alexander Smollett, rp, Paddington
- Captain Hoseason, sp, Paddington
- Captain Sisay, sp, Multiverse
- Carl Edwards, sp, Almaty
- Carlos Roberto de Oliveira, lf, Kratovo
- Carmen Kass, rp, Milan
- Caterpillar, sp, Paddington
- Celia Ammerman, lf, Milan
- Charles Culberson, lf, Washington
- Charles Michel, lf, Stratford
- Charles Wilkes, rf, Carolina
- Charlie Duke, rp, Carolina
- Chef, rp, Kansas City
- Cheshire Cat, ss, Seattle
- Childish Gambino, mr, Compton
- Chord Overstreet, rp, Seattle
- Chris Overstreet, rp, Seattle/Compton
- Chubby Huggs, sp, Philadelphia
- Chuck Long, 3b, Almaty
- Claudio, cf, Kratovo
- Claudius, cf, Stratford
- Clint Bowyer, 1b, on waivers
- Cloris Leachman, cf, Compton
- Coco Rocha, 3b, Milan
- Colin the Corgi, lf, Paddington
- Colt McCoy, rp, on waivers
- Commissioner Pravin Lal, sp, on waivers
- Comunardo Niccolai, mr, Kratovo
- Coricopat, 2b, Philadelphia
- Creed Bratton, sp, Los Angeles
D
- DJ Kool Herc, cf, Compton/on waivers
- Dahlia Hawthorne, rf, San Jose
- Dale Cooper, 3b, Compton
- Dale Earnhardt Jr., 1b, on waivers
- Dan Aykroyd, rp, Los Angeles
- Dan Marino, rp, on waivers
- Dan Savage, rp, Sao Paulo
- Dancing Baby, c, Cyberspace
- Daniel Passarella, rp, Kratovo
- Danilo Popivoda, c, on waivers
- Danny Ainge, rp, Baltimore
- Darrell Griffith, ss, Baltimore
- Darrell Issa, sp, on waivers
- Dave Barry, rp, Sao Paulo
- Dave Cowens, cf, Baltimore
- David Balfour, 2b, Paddington
- David Chang, rf, Kansas City
- Dean Ray Koontz, cf, Paddington
- Denny Hamlin, rp, Almaty
- Detective Dick Gumshoe, ss, San Jose
- Diane Keaton, 2b, Stratford/Compton
- Dianne Feinstein, 3b, Carolina
- Don Nelson, 2b, on waivers
- Don Rickles, rp, Paddington
- Donalbain, 1b, Carolina
- Dora Marquez, 3b, Carolina
- Doraemon, lf, Philadelphia
- Dr. David Livesey, sp, on waivers
- Dr. Horrible, mr, Cyberspace
- Dwight K. Schrute, mr, Compton/on waivers
E
- Earl Warren, ss, Compton/Seattle
- Ebenezer Balfour, ss, Paddington
- Edna Lewis, 2b, Kansas City
- Einars Repse, 3b, Washington
- Elizabeth Warren, ss, Washington
- Elspeth Tirel, rp, Multiverse
- Elvin Hayes, mr, Baltimore
- Ema Skye, sp, San Jose
- Emerson Leao, sp, Kratovo
- Enrique Ballestrero, rp, Kratovo
- Eustace Fargo, rp, on waivers
- Exava Rakdos Blood Witch, lf, on waivers
F
- F.D.C. Willard, sp, Philadelphia
- Fabio Capello, 1b, Kratovo
- Fannie Farmer, c, Kansas City
- Flashman, rp, Paddington
- Florea Dumitrache, 3b, Kratovo
- Fran, 2b, San Jose
- Fran Drescher, rp, Kansas City
- Fran Healy, lf, on waivers
- Frank Loesser, 2b, Stratford
- Frank Rossitano, sp, Los Angeles
- Franz Beckenbauer, rp, Kratovo
- Franziska von Karma, rp, San Jose
- Frederick Cook, ss, Almaty
- Fritz Robinson, rf, Paddington
G
- Gaddock Teeg, c, Multiverse
- Garruk Wildspeaker, 1b, Almaty
- Gaylord Nelson, sp, Carolina
- George Clement Perkins, rp, Stratford
- George Herbert Walker Bush, mr, Sao Paulo
- George Kelly, sp, Carolina
- Geppetto, ss, Paddington
- Gerald Ford, sp, Sao Paulo
- Gerrard Capashen, 3b, Multiverse
- Gerry Rafferty, cf, Almaty
- Gerson de Oliveira Nunes, 1b, Sao Paulo
- Ghyslain Raza, rp, on waivers
- Giada De Laurentiis, cf, Kansas City
- Giancarlo De Sisti, lf, Paddington
- Gideon Jura, ss, Almaty
- Gigi Hadid, 2b, Milan
- Gilbert Arenas, rf, Baltimore
- Gotthold Ephraim Lessing, 1b, Carolina
- Grant Achatz, rp, on waivers
- Greven il-Vec, rp, Multiverse
- Grzegorz Lato, rf, Kratovo
- Guido Anchovy, lf, Philadelphia
- Gus Johnson, ss, on waivers
- Guy Fawkes, lf, Kansas City
H
- Hailey Baldwin, c, Milan
- Hailey Clauson, mr, Milan
- Hampton the Hamster, rp, Cyberspace
- Hannah Montana, rf, Los Angeles
- Harold Varmus, lf, Philadelphia
- Harvey Milk, sp, Kansas City
- Heather Mason, ss, San Jose
- Heavy D, 3b, Compton
- Hello Kitty, 2b, Philadelphia
- Henry Bone, mr, Paddington
- Henry Cabot Lodge, c, Almaty
- Henry Rider Haggard, 2b, Almaty
- Herb Kohl, rp, Carolina
- Herschel Walker, lf, Almaty
- Hilary Swank, 2b, Los Angeles
- Hobbes, rp, Philadelphia
- Honey Badger, mr, Cyberspace
- Horatio, rp, on waivers
- Hosea Jan Frank, 1b, Cyberspace
- Hristo Bonev, rf, Stratford
- Hugh Jackman, ss, Multiverse
- Hugo Black, sp, Compton/Kratovo
- Hugo Chavez, sp, Sao Paulo
I
- Ian Stewart, 1b, Seattle
- Ignacio Zoco, rf, Seattle
- Ignatius Pollaky, mr, Compton
- Ina Garten, cf, Almaty
- Ini Miney, rf, San Jose
- Iona Shield of Emeria, sp, Multiverse
- Ira Gershwin, c, on waivers
- Irisa Nyira, ss, Cyberspace
J
- Jace Beleren, ss, Multiverse
- Jack Donaghy, sp, Los Angeles
- Jacob Javits, mr, Stratford
- Jacques Pépin, cf, Kansas City
- Jaga, 3b, Philadelphia
- James Cameron, cf, Sao Paulo
- James M2 Cox, cf, Almaty
- James Sunderland, 2b, San Jose
- Jan Jongbloed, sp, Kratovo
- January Jones, ss, Compton
- Jason Bateman, ss, Almaty
- Jeff Winger, c, Los Angeles
- Jefferson Davis, 3b, Almaty
- Jenna Maroney, rp, Los Angeles
- Jennifer Lawrence, cf, Sao Paulo
- Jennifer Ringley, rf, Cyberspace
- Jessica White, 1b, Milan
- Jim Bunning, mr, Carolina
- Jim Hawkins, c, Paddington
- Jim Rockford, rp, on waivers
- Jo Jo White, cf, on waivers
- Johan Cruyff, ss, Kratovo
- John Havlicek, mr, Baltimore
- John Hoynes, rp, Almaty
- John Marston, rp, San Jose
- John Wall, sp, Baltimore
- Jon Tester, mr, Sao Paulo
- Jose Armando Ufarte Ventoso, ss, Stratford
- Jose Pereira, rp, Carolina
- Josephine Skriver, rp, Compton
- Josh Donn, ss, Compton
- Jourdan Dunn, sp, Milan
- Joël Robuchon, lf, Kansas City
- Judson Laipply, lf, Cyberspace
- Judy Garland, lf, Sao Paulo
- Julia Child, rf, Kansas City
- Julian Casablancas, sp, Seattle
- Justin Lall, rf, Cyberspace
- Justine Sacco, 1b, Cyberspace
- Juwan Howard, sp, Baltimore
K
- KC Jones, rf, on waivers
- Kaa, sp, Paddington
- Karl Mundt, cf, Carolina
- Kathryn Janeway, sp, Multiverse/Stratford
- Keanu Reeves, cf, Baltimore
- Keith Richards, rp, Seattle
- Kelly Gale, lf, Milan
- Kelly Kapoor, sp, Los Angeles
- Kelly Rohrbach, sp, Seattle
- Ken Jennings, cf, Almaty
- Kendall Jenner, c, Milan
- Kenneth Parcell, lf, Los Angeles
- Kenny Dalglish, 2b, Kratovo
- Kent Conrad, rf, Washington
- Kes, sp, Sao Paulo
- Kevin McHale, 2b, Baltimore
- Key Pittman, c, Sao Paulo
- Khaled Mohamed Khaled, rp, Cyberspace
- King Lyncus, rp, Philadelphia
- Kool Moe Dee, rp, Compton
- Kratos, lf, San Jose
- Krazy Kat, 3b, on waivers
- Kristjan Pall Kristjansson, rp, Seattle
- Kristy Hinze, cf, Milan
- Kurtis Blow, rp, Compton
L
- Lady Macbeth, rf, Almaty
- Lady Victoria Hervey, rp, Milan
- Laertes, 1b, Stratford/Compton
- Laimdota Straujuma, ss, Paddington
- Lana Skye, rp, on waivers
- Lara Dutta, ss, on waivers
- Larissa Kelly, sp, Almaty
- Larry Bird, ss, Baltimore
- Larry Mullen Jr., sp, Seattle
- Laszlo Fazekas, ss, Kratovo
- Laura Dundovic, sp, Milan
- Lauren Mellor, ss, on waivers
- Leslie Knope, mr, Multiverse
- Lidia Bastianich, 2b, Kansas City
- Liliana Vess, mr, on waivers
- Lily Aldrin, rf, Los Angeles
- Lily Donaldson, 2b, Milan
- Liz Lemon, c, Los Angeles
- Lizzie McGuire, 2b, Los Angeles
- Long John Silver, c, Paddington
- Lucille Bluth, 2b, Stratford
- Luke Perry, 2b, Sao Paulo
- Lyzolda the Blood Witch, c, Multiverse
M
- MC Lyte, sp, Compton
- Maahes, 3b, Paddington
- Mac Manc McManx, rp, Philadelphia
- Macbeth, c, Stratford
- Macduff, rf, Stratford
- Mad Hatter, rp, on waivers
- Maggey Byrde, c, San Jose
- Malcolm, rp, Stratford
- Malkariss, cf, on waivers
- Manfred von Karma, sp, Paddington
- Mangiafuoco, sp, Paddington
- Manute Bol, 1b, Baltimore
- Marc Connelly, mr, Stratford
- March Hare, sp, Paddington
- Marcus Smart, lf, Baltimore
- Mario Coluna, cf, Kratovo
- Mario Kempes, c, Kratovo
- Marion Morehouse, cf, Seattle/Compton/on waivers
- Mark Eaton, lf, Baltimore
- Mark Hamill, ss, Sao Paulo
- Mark Itabashi, cf, Cyberspace/on waivers
- Mark Oliver Everett, rp, on waivers
- Marley Marl, sp, Compton
- Marramaquiz, ss, Kansas City
- Martha Hunt, lf, on waivers
- Maru, 2b, Philadelphia
- Marvin Grossberg, ss, on waivers
- Matthew Broderick, 3b, Sao Paulo
- Matthew Henson, lf, Cyberspace
- Maxime Vachier-Lagrave, sp, Cyberspace
- Maximillion Galactica, cf, San Jose
- Melle Mel, lf, Compton
- Mia Fey, mr, Almaty
- Michael Scott, lf, Los Angeles
- Michel Platini, 3b, Kratovo
- Mick Jagger, sp, Seattle
- Mike Cappelletti Jr., ss, on waivers
- Mike Mansfield, lf, Compton
- Miles Edgeworth, c, San Jose
- Milutin Ivkovic, rp, Kratovo/on waivers
- Minka Kelly, c, Sao Paulo
- Misa Campo, sp, Milan
- Mistress Ford, rp, Stratford
- Morgan Fey, ss, San Jose
- Mowgli, lf, Stratford
- Muezza, c, Philadelphia
- Mufasa, 3b, Philadelphia
N
- Nahiri the Lithomancer, cf, Multiverse
- Nanna Bryndis Hilmarsdottir, rp, Seattle
- Nash Grier, sp, Cyberspace
- Nash Overstreet, rp, Seattle
- Nastassia Slinky, c, Philadelphia
- Natalie Joel, rp, Milan
- Nathan Drake, sp, San Jose
- Nicol Bolas, 3b, Multiverse
- Nicole Kidman, 1b, Sao Paulo
- Nnedi Okorafor, 2b, Compton
- Nobby Stiles, sp, Kratovo
- Noémie Lenoir, 1b, Milan
O
- Olivia Munn, rp, Philadelphia
- Olivia Voldaren, sp, Multiverse
- Omnath Locus of Mana, rp, Multiverse
- Ophelia, 1b, Stratford/Compton
- Oscar Bluth, c, Seattle
- Osric, rp, on waivers
P
- Palladia-Mors, sp, Multiverse
- Paolo Rossi, 3b, Kratovo
- Park Jae-sang, c, Almaty
- Pat Buchanan, 2b, Almaty
- Pat McCarran, rf, Carolina
- Patricia Anthony, sp, Los Angeles
- Patty Murray, 2b, Carolina
- Patty Smyth, lf, Carolina
- Paul Overstreet, sp, Seattle/on waivers
- Paul Pierce, rp, Baltimore
- Paul Simon, 2b, Seattle
- Paula Deen, rp, Kansas City/on waivers
- Paulina Vega, rp, Milan
- Pearl Fey, lf, San Jose
- Penelo, sp, San Jose
- Pete Maravich, ss, Baltimore
- Pete Rock, rp, Compton
- Peter Fonda, 3b, Stratford
- Peter Morgan, sp, Stratford
- Phife Dawg, lf, Compton
- Philip Wylie, 1b, Paddington
- Philosoraptor, rp, Cyberspace
- Phoenix Wright, cf, Stratford
- Phyllis Dorothy James, 3b, Paddington/Stratford
- Pillsbury Doughboy, rp, Kansas City
- Pink Panther, ss, Philadelphia
- Pinocchio, 2b, Paddington
- Prince William, rp, Sao Paulo
- Proteus, rp, Carolina
Q
R
- Raffaele Esposito, rp, Kansas City
- Rafi Fine, cf, Cyberspace
- Ragnar Thorhalsson, lf, Almaty
- Rajon Rondo, lf, Seattle
- Rakim, cf, Seattle
- Rand Paul, rp, Washington
- Ranjit Singh, cf, Los Angeles
- Ray Liotta, ss, Stratford
- Rebel Alley, cf, Seattle
- Regina Berry, sp, San Jose
- Revolver Ocelot, rp, San Jose
- Rich Kelley, cf, Baltimore
- Richard Byrd, cf, on waivers
- Richard Dreyfuss, 1b, Compton
- Richard Feynman, ss, Philadelphia
- Richard Pryor, rp, Sao Paulo
- Rick Carlisle, 3b, Baltimore
- Rick Santorum, sp, Almaty
- Rickey Green, 3b, Baltimore
- Rikki Tikki Tavi, c, Paddington
- Roald Amundsen, c, Carolina
- Robert Falcon Scott, c, Carolina
- Robert Parish, sp, Baltimore
- Robert Peary, cf, Carolina
- Robert Taft, rp, Almaty
- Roberto Rivellino, lf, Kratovo
- Robin Scherbatsky, sp, Los Angeles
- Roger Taylor, 2b, Almaty
- Roger Williams, ss, Kansas City
- Ron Swanson, ss, Los Angeles
- Ruric Thar the Unbowed, sp, Multiverse
- Ruth Reichl, rf, Kansas City
- Ryan Adams, 3b, Seattle
- Ryan Howard, 3b, Los Angeles
- Rüdiger Schnuphase, c, Carolina
S
- Sam Jones, 3b, Cyberspace
- Samantha Hoopes, rf, Milan
- Sammy Griner, 2b, Cyberspace
- Sara Sampaio, c, on waivers
- Scar, mr, Kansas City
- Schoolly D, 2b, Compton
- Scott Wedman, cf, Baltimore
- Scratchy, rp, Philadelphia
- Sidney Kingsley, c, Sao Paulo
- Sigarda Host of Herons, 1b, Multiverse
- Simba, sp, Philadelphia
- Simon Le Bon, ss, Seattle
- Sir John Falstaff, rp, Stratford
- Slick Rick, rp, Compton
- Slobad Goblin Tinkerer, rf, Sao Paulo
- Stanley Hudson, rp, Sao Paulo
- Stella Maxwell, sp, Milan
- Stuti Mishra, sp, on waivers
- Suzy Amis, rf, Milan
- Swedish Chef, sp, Kansas City
- Sylvia, lf, Stratford
T
- Tanya Donelly, rp, San Jose
- Taylor Marie Hill, rf, Milan
- Taylor Swift, sp, on waivers
- Thomas Keller, sp, Kansas City
- Thurl Bailey, c, Baltimore
- Thuu, lf, Paddington
- Tiffany Herrera, rp, Cyberspace
- Tigger, rp, Philadelphia
- Tina Fey, rp, Kratovo
- Tolsimir Wolfblood, rf, Multiverse
- Tom Colicchio, c, Kansas City
- Tom Connally, rp, Carolina
- Tom Haverford, mr, Los Angeles
- Tommy Heinsohn, 2b, Kansas City
- Tommy Vercetti, mr, San Jose
- Toni Garrn, 1b, Stratford
- Tony Serafini, rp, Cyberspace
- Tony the Tiger, 2b, Compton/Sao Paulo
- Too $hort, lf, Compton
- Tracy Jordan, 2b, Los Angeles
- Troy Barnes, sp, Los Angeles
- Truman the Tiger, rf, Philadelphia
- Tsarmina Greeneyes, sp, on waivers
- Tuknir Deathlock, cf, on waivers
U
V
- Vaan, rp, San Jose
- Vaevictis Asmadi, 1b, Multiverse
- Valentine, lf, Cyberspace
- Venus Palermo, sp, Cyberspace
- Vhati il-Dal, rf, Multiverse
- Virgil Tibbs, rp, Compton
- Vladimir Spidla, 1b, Stratford/on waivers
W
- Wassily Leontief, sp, Philadelphia
- Wendell Ford, rp, Carolina
- Wil Wheaton, ss, Sao Paulo
- Wilfried Puis, rf, Kratovo
- William Francis Nolan, mr, Paddington
- William Jefferson Clinton, mr, Sao Paulo/on waivers
- William Robinson, cf, on waivers
- William Seward, sp, Stratford
- Willy Brandt, ss, Carolina
- Wylie Dufresne, sp, Kansas City
X
Y
Z
By positionCatchers
- Alan Breck Stewart, Stratford
- Andrew Hozier-Byrne, Kratovo
- Aurelio Voltaire, Seattle
- Bob Cousy, Baltimore
- Dancing Baby, Cyberspace
- Danilo Popivoda, on waivers
- Fannie Farmer, Kansas City
- Gaddock Teeg, Multiverse
- Hailey Baldwin, Milan
- Henry Cabot Lodge, Almaty
- Ira Gershwin, on waivers
- Jeff Winger, Los Angeles
- Jim Hawkins, Paddington
- Kendall Jenner, Milan
- Key Pittman, Sao Paulo
- Liz Lemon, Los Angeles
- Long John Silver, Paddington
- Lyzolda the Blood Witch, Multiverse
- Macbeth, Stratford
- Maggey Byrde, San Jose
- Mario Kempes, Kratovo
- Miles Edgeworth, San Jose
- Minka Kelly, Sao Paulo
- Muezza, Philadelphia
- Nastassia Slinky, Philadelphia
- Oscar Bluth, Seattle
- Park Jae-sang, Almaty
- Rikki Tikki Tavi, Paddington
- Roald Amundsen, Carolina
- Robert Falcon Scott, Carolina
- Rüdiger Schnuphase, Carolina
- Sara Sampaio, on waivers
- Sidney Kingsley, Sao Paulo
- Thurl Bailey, Baltimore
- Tom Colicchio, Kansas City
- Ugin the Spirit Dragon, Multiverse
First Basemen
- Alan Bible, Washington
- Art Garfunkel, Seattle
- Ben Wyatt, on waivers
- Benny Fine, Cyberspace
- Big the Cat, Philadelphia
- Bladewing the Risen, Multiverse
- Brian Collins, on waivers
- Clint Bowyer, on waivers
- Dale Earnhardt Jr., on waivers
- Donalbain, Carolina
- Fabio Capello, Kratovo
- Garruk Wildspeaker, Almaty
- Gerson de Oliveira Nunes, Sao Paulo
- Gotthold Ephraim Lessing, Carolina
- Hosea Jan Frank, Cyberspace
- Ian Stewart, Seattle
- Jessica White, Milan
- Justine Sacco, Cyberspace
- Laertes, Stratford/Compton
- Manute Bol, Baltimore
- Nicole Kidman, Sao Paulo
- Noémie Lenoir, Milan
- Ophelia, Stratford/Compton
- Philip Wylie, Paddington
- Richard Dreyfuss, Compton
- Sigarda Host of Herons, Multiverse
- Toni Garrn, Stratford
- Vaevictis Asmadi, Multiverse
- Vladimir Spidla, Stratford/on waivers
Second Basemen
- Andy 2. Taylor, Seattle
- Anna Ewers, Milan
- Annie Edison, Seattle
- Bartolomeo Scappi, Kansas City/on waivers
- Basch fon Ronsenburg, San Jose
- Coricopat, Philadelphia
- David Balfour, Paddington
- Diane Keaton, Stratford/Compton
- Don Nelson, on waivers
- Edna Lewis, Kansas City
- Fran, San Jose
- Frank Loesser, Stratford
- Gigi Hadid, Milan
- Hello Kitty, Philadelphia
- Henry Rider Haggard, Almaty
- Hilary Swank, Los Angeles
- James Sunderland, San Jose
- Kenny Dalglish, Kratovo
- Kevin McHale, Baltimore
- Lidia Bastianich, Kansas City
- Lily Donaldson, Milan
- Lizzie McGuire, Los Angeles
- Lucille Bluth, Stratford
- Luke Perry, Sao Paulo
- Maru, Philadelphia
- Nnedi Okorafor, Compton
- Pat Buchanan, Almaty
- Patty Murray, Carolina
- Paul Simon, Seattle
- Pinocchio, Paddington
- Roger Taylor, Almaty
- Sammy Griner, Cyberspace
- Schoolly D, Compton
- Tommy Heinsohn, Kansas City
- Tony the Tiger, Compton/Sao Paulo
- Tracy Jordan, Los Angeles
Third Basemen
- Ademir Marques de Menezes, on waivers
- Alicia Florrick, on waivers
- Alx James, Cyberspace
- Andrew Bachelor, Cyberspace
- Barney Stinson, Los Angeles
- Big Boss, San Jose
- Chuck Long, Almaty
- Coco Rocha, Milan
- Dale Cooper, Compton
- Dianne Feinstein, Carolina
- Dora Marquez, Carolina
- Einars Repse, Washington
- Florea Dumitrache, Kratovo
- Gerrard Capashen, Multiverse
- Heavy D, Compton
- Jaga, Philadelphia
- Jefferson Davis, Almaty
- Krazy Kat, on waivers
- Maahes, Paddington
- Matthew Broderick, Sao Paulo
- Michel Platini, Kratovo
- Mufasa, Philadelphia
- Nicol Bolas, Multiverse
- Paolo Rossi, Kratovo
- Peter Fonda, Stratford
- Phyllis Dorothy James, Paddington/Stratford
- Rick Carlisle, Baltimore
- Rickey Green, Baltimore
- Ryan Adams, Seattle
- Ryan Howard, Los Angeles
- Sam Jones, Cyberspace
- Yeslick Orothair, on waivers
Shortstops
- Agyness Deyn, Milan
- Antoine Walker, Baltimore
- Big Daddy Kane, Kansas City
- Bill Sharman, Baltimore
- Cheshire Cat, Seattle
- Darrell Griffith, Baltimore
- Detective Dick Gumshoe, San Jose
- Earl Warren, Compton/Seattle
- Ebenezer Balfour, Paddington
- Elizabeth Warren, Washington
- Frederick Cook, Almaty
- Geppetto, Paddington
- Gideon Jura, Almaty
- Gus Johnson, on waivers
- Heather Mason, San Jose
- Hugh Jackman, Multiverse
- Irisa Nyira, Cyberspace
- Jace Beleren, Multiverse
- January Jones, Compton
- Jason Bateman, Almaty
- Johan Cruyff, Kratovo
- Jose Armando Ufarte Ventoso, Stratford
- Josh Donn, Compton
- Laimdota Straujuma, Paddington
- Lara Dutta, on waivers
- Larry Bird, Baltimore
- Laszlo Fazekas, Kratovo
- Lauren Mellor, on waivers
- Mark Hamill, Sao Paulo
- Marramaquiz, Kansas City
- Marvin Grossberg, on waivers
- Mike Cappelletti Jr., on waivers
- Morgan Fey, San Jose
- Pete Maravich, Baltimore
- Pink Panther, Philadelphia
- Ray Liotta, Stratford
- Richard Feynman, Philadelphia
- Roger Williams, Kansas City
- Ron Swanson, Los Angeles
- Simon Le Bon, Seattle
- Wil Wheaton, Sao Paulo
- Willy Brandt, Carolina
Left Fielders
- Alex Russo, Los Angeles
- Amanda Rosewater, Multiverse
- Blit Wizbok, Sao Paulo
- Bono, Seattle
- Carlos Roberto de Oliveira, Kratovo
- Celia Ammerman, Milan
- Charles Culberson, Washington
- Charles Michel, Stratford
- Colin the Corgi, Paddington
- Doraemon, Philadelphia
- Exava Rakdos Blood Witch, on waivers
- Fran Healy, on waivers
- Giancarlo De Sisti, Paddington
- Guido Anchovy, Philadelphia
- Guy Fawkes, Kansas City
- Harold Varmus, Philadelphia
- Herschel Walker, Almaty
- Joël Robuchon, Kansas City
- Judson Laipply, Cyberspace
- Judy Garland, Sao Paulo
- Kelly Gale, Milan
- Kenneth Parcell, Los Angeles
- Kratos, San Jose
- Marcus Smart, Baltimore
- Mark Eaton, Baltimore
- Martha Hunt, on waivers
- Matthew Henson, Cyberspace
- Melle Mel, Compton
- Michael Scott, Los Angeles
- Mike Mansfield, Compton
- Mowgli, Stratford
- Patty Smyth, Carolina
- Pearl Fey, San Jose
- Phife Dawg, Compton
- Ragnar Thorhalsson, Almaty
- Rajon Rondo, Seattle
- Roberto Rivellino, Kratovo
- Sylvia, Stratford
- Thuu, Paddington
- Too $hort, Compton
- Valentine, Cyberspace
Center Fielders
- Andres Guibert, Philadelphia
- Angela Martin, Cyberspace
- Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca, San Jose
- Atarka World Render, Multiverse
- Bill Bradley, Kansas City
- Brent Spiner, Sao Paulo
- Camille Rowe, Milan
- Claudio, Kratovo
- Claudius, Stratford
- Cloris Leachman, Compton
- DJ Kool Herc, Compton/on waivers
- Dave Cowens, Baltimore
- Dean Ray Koontz, Paddington
- Gerry Rafferty, Almaty
- Giada De Laurentiis, Kansas City
- Ina Garten, Almaty
- Jacques Pépin, Kansas City
- James Cameron, Sao Paulo
- James M2 Cox, Almaty
- Jennifer Lawrence, Sao Paulo
- Jo Jo White, on waivers
- Karl Mundt, Carolina
- Keanu Reeves, Baltimore
- Ken Jennings, Almaty
- Kristy Hinze, Milan
- Malkariss, on waivers
- Mario Coluna, Kratovo
- Marion Morehouse, Seattle/Compton/on waivers
- Mark Itabashi, Cyberspace/on waivers
- Maximillion Galactica, San Jose
- Nahiri the Lithomancer, Multiverse
- Phoenix Wright, Stratford
- Rafi Fine, Cyberspace
- Rakim, Seattle
- Ranjit Singh, Los Angeles
- Rebel Alley, Seattle
- Rich Kelley, Baltimore
- Richard Byrd, on waivers
- Robert Peary, Carolina
- Scott Wedman, Baltimore
- Tuknir Deathlock, on waivers
- William Robinson, on waivers
Right Fielders
- Afrika Bambaataa, Los Angeles
- Attila Abonyi, on waivers
- Charles Wilkes, Carolina
- Dahlia Hawthorne, San Jose
- David Chang, Kansas City
- Fritz Robinson, Paddington
- Gilbert Arenas, Baltimore
- Grzegorz Lato, Kratovo
- Hannah Montana, Los Angeles
- Hristo Bonev, Stratford
- Ignacio Zoco, Seattle
- Ini Miney, San Jose
- Jennifer Ringley, Cyberspace
- Julia Child, Kansas City
- Justin Lall, Cyberspace
- KC Jones, on waivers
- Kent Conrad, Washington
- Lady Macbeth, Almaty
- Lily Aldrin, Los Angeles
- Macduff, Stratford
- Pat McCarran, Carolina
- Ruth Reichl, Kansas City
- Samantha Hoopes, Milan
- Slobad Goblin Tinkerer, Sao Paulo
- Suzy Amis, Milan
- Taylor Marie Hill, Milan
- Tolsimir Wolfblood, Multiverse
- Truman the Tiger, Philadelphia
- Vhati il-Dal, Multiverse
- Wilfried Puis, Kratovo
Starting Pitchers
- Alice, Paddington
- Arthur Chu, Almaty
- Babou, on waivers
- Barbara Boxer, Seattle
- Beatrice, Carolina
- Benedick, Stratford
- Bill Russell, Baltimore
- Bradley Beal, Baltimore
- Bruce Willis, Sao Paulo
- Byron Dorgan, Carolina
- Caesar Cardini, Kansas City
- Captain Hoseason, Paddington
- Captain Sisay, Multiverse
- Carl Edwards, Almaty
- Caterpillar, Paddington
- Chubby Huggs, Philadelphia
- Commissioner Pravin Lal, on waivers
- Creed Bratton, Los Angeles
- Darrell Issa, on waivers
- Dr. David Livesey, on waivers
- Ema Skye, San Jose
- Emerson Leao, Kratovo
- F.D.C. Willard, Philadelphia
- Frank Rossitano, Los Angeles
- Gaylord Nelson, Carolina
- George Kelly, Carolina
- Gerald Ford, Sao Paulo
- Harvey Milk, Kansas City
- Hugo Black, Compton/Kratovo
- Hugo Chavez, Sao Paulo
- Iona Shield of Emeria, Multiverse
- Jack Donaghy, Los Angeles
- Jan Jongbloed, Kratovo
- John Wall, Baltimore
- Jourdan Dunn, Milan
- Julian Casablancas, Seattle
- Juwan Howard, Baltimore
- Kaa, Paddington
- Kathryn Janeway, Multiverse/Stratford
- Kelly Kapoor, Los Angeles
- Kelly Rohrbach, Seattle
- Kes, Sao Paulo
- Larissa Kelly, Almaty
- Larry Mullen Jr., Seattle
- Laura Dundovic, Milan
- MC Lyte, Compton
- Manfred von Karma, Paddington
- Mangiafuoco, Paddington
- March Hare, Paddington
- Marley Marl, Compton
- Maxime Vachier-Lagrave, Cyberspace
- Mick Jagger, Seattle
- Misa Campo, Milan
- Nash Grier, Cyberspace
- Nathan Drake, San Jose
- Nobby Stiles, Kratovo
- Olivia Voldaren, Multiverse
- Palladia-Mors, Multiverse
- Patricia Anthony, Los Angeles
- Paul Overstreet, Seattle/on waivers
- Penelo, San Jose
- Peter Morgan, Stratford
- Q-Tip, Compton
- Regina Berry, San Jose
- Rick Santorum, Almaty
- Robert Parish, Baltimore
- Robin Scherbatsky, Los Angeles
- Ruric Thar the Unbowed, Multiverse
- Simba, Philadelphia
- Stella Maxwell, Milan
- Stuti Mishra, on waivers
- Swedish Chef, Kansas City
- Taylor Swift, on waivers
- Thomas Keller, Kansas City
- Troy Barnes, Los Angeles
- Tsarmina Greeneyes, on waivers
- Venus Palermo, Cyberspace
- Wassily Leontief, Philadelphia
- William Seward, Stratford
- Wylie Dufresne, Kansas City
- Yasova Dragonclaw, Multiverse
- Zach King, Cyberspace
- Zygmunt Maszczyk, Kratovo
Middle Relievers
- Abed Nadir, Los Angeles
- Alain Ducasse, on waivers
- Anne Vyalitsyna, Milan
- Antonio Latini, Kansas City
- Bjork Gudmundsdottir, Seattle
- Childish Gambino, Compton
- Comunardo Niccolai, Kratovo
- Dr. Horrible, Cyberspace
- Dwight K. Schrute, Compton/on waivers
- Elvin Hayes, Baltimore
- George Herbert Walker Bush, Sao Paulo
- Hailey Clauson, Milan
- Henry Bone, Paddington
- Honey Badger, Cyberspace
- Ignatius Pollaky, Compton
- Jacob Javits, Stratford
- Jim Bunning, Carolina
- John Havlicek, Baltimore
- Jon Tester, Sao Paulo
- Leslie Knope, Multiverse
- Liliana Vess, on waivers
- Marc Connelly, Stratford
- Mia Fey, Almaty
- Scar, Kansas City
- Tom Haverford, Los Angeles
- Tommy Vercetti, San Jose
- William Francis Nolan, Paddington
- William Jefferson Clinton, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Relief Pitchers
- Ajani Goldmane, on waivers
- Alan Cranston, Stratford
- Alben W. Barkley, Carolina
- Aleksey Vayner, on waivers
- Alexandra Daddario, Milan
- Altair Gomes de Figueiredo, on waivers
- Apsley Cherry-Garrard, Carolina
- Arnar Rosenkranz Hilmarsson, on waivers
- Arnold Vinick, Almaty
- Aubie, Philadelphia
- Balthier, San Jose
- Bayonetta, San Jose
- Billy Bremner, Kratovo
- Borborygmos, Multiverse
- Britta Perry, Los Angeles
- Bustopher Jones, on waivers
- Captain Alexander Smollett, Paddington
- Carmen Kass, Milan
- Charlie Duke, Carolina
- Chef, Kansas City
- Chord Overstreet, Seattle
- Chris Overstreet, Seattle/Compton
- Colt McCoy, on waivers
- Dan Aykroyd, Los Angeles
- Dan Marino, on waivers
- Dan Savage, Sao Paulo
- Daniel Passarella, Kratovo
- Danny Ainge, Baltimore
- Dave Barry, Sao Paulo
- Denny Hamlin, Almaty
- Don Rickles, Paddington
- Elspeth Tirel, Multiverse
- Enrique Ballestrero, Kratovo
- Eustace Fargo, on waivers
- Flashman, Paddington
- Fran Drescher, Kansas City
- Franz Beckenbauer, Kratovo
- Franziska von Karma, San Jose
- George Clement Perkins, Stratford
- Ghyslain Raza, on waivers
- Grant Achatz, on waivers
- Greven il-Vec, Multiverse
- Hampton the Hamster, Cyberspace
- Herb Kohl, Carolina
- Hobbes, Philadelphia
- Horatio, on waivers
- Jenna Maroney, Los Angeles
- Jim Rockford, on waivers
- John Hoynes, Almaty
- John Marston, San Jose
- Jose Pereira, Carolina
- Josephine Skriver, Compton
- Keith Richards, Seattle
- Khaled Mohamed Khaled, Cyberspace
- King Lyncus, Philadelphia
- Kool Moe Dee, Compton
- Kristjan Pall Kristjansson, Seattle
- Kurtis Blow, Compton
- Lady Victoria Hervey, Milan
- Lana Skye, on waivers
- Mac Manc McManx, Philadelphia
- Mad Hatter, on waivers
- Malcolm, Stratford
- Mark Oliver Everett, on waivers
- Milutin Ivkovic, Kratovo/on waivers
- Mistress Ford, Stratford
- Nanna Bryndis Hilmarsdottir, Seattle
- Nash Overstreet, Seattle
- Natalie Joel, Milan
- Olivia Munn, Philadelphia
- Omnath Locus of Mana, Multiverse
- Osric, on waivers
- Paul Pierce, Baltimore
- Paula Deen, Kansas City/on waivers
- Paulina Vega, Milan
- Pete Rock, Compton
- Philosoraptor, Cyberspace
- Pillsbury Doughboy, Kansas City
- Prince William, Sao Paulo
- Proteus, Carolina
- Raffaele Esposito, Kansas City
- Rand Paul, Washington
- Revolver Ocelot, San Jose
- Richard Pryor, Sao Paulo
- Robert Taft, Almaty
- Scratchy, Philadelphia
- Sir John Falstaff, Stratford
- Slick Rick, Compton
- Stanley Hudson, Sao Paulo
- Tanya Donelly, San Jose
- Tiffany Herrera, Cyberspace
- Tigger, Philadelphia
- Tina Fey, Kratovo
- Tom Connally, Carolina
- Tony Serafini, Cyberspace
- Ubaldo Matildo Fillol, Kratovo
- Vaan, San Jose
- Virgil Tibbs, Compton
- Wendell Ford, Carolina
- Xira Arien, Multiverse
- Zapaquilda, Philadelphia