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SimBase Players, Year 58

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By position: c | 1b | 2b | 3b | ss | lf | cf | rf | sp | mr | rp

?uestlove, 1b, Seattle

Abed Nadir, mr, Los Angeles
Afrika Bambaataa, lf, Los Angeles
Agyness Deyn, ss, Milan
Alan Bible, 1b, Washington
Alan Breck Stewart, c, Stratford
Alan Cranston, rp, Stratford
Alben W. Barkley, rp, Carolina
Aldo Zilli, c, Kansas City
Alex Russo, lf, Los Angeles
Alexandra Daddario, rp, Milan
Alice, sp, Paddington
Alx James, rf, Cyberspace
Amanda Rosewater, lf, on waivers
Andres Guibert, cf, Philadelphia
Andrew Bachelor, 3b, Cyberspace
Andrew Hozier-Byrne, c, Kratovo
Andy 2. Taylor, 2b, Seattle/on waivers
Angela Martin, cf, Cyberspace
Anna Ewers, 2b, Milan
Anne Vyalitsyna, mr, Milan
Annie Edison, 2b, Seattle
Ansem, rf, San Jose
Antoine Walker, ss, Baltimore
Antonio Latini, mr, Kansas City
Apsley Cherry-Garrard, rp, Carolina
Arnold Vinick, rp, Almaty
Art Garfunkel, 1b, Seattle/on waivers
Arthur Chu, sp, Almaty
Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca, cf, San Jose
Ashley Graham, rp, Los Angeles
Atarka World Render, cf, Multiverse
Aubie, rp, Philadelphia
Aurelio Voltaire, c, Milan

Balthier, rp, San Jose
Barbara Boxer, sp, Seattle/Milan
Barney Stinson, 3b, Los Angeles
Basch fon Ronsenburg, 2b, San Jose
Bayonetta, rp, San Jose
Beatrice, sp, Washington
Benedick, sp, Stratford
Benny Fine, ss, Cyberspace
Big Boss, 3b, San Jose
Big Daddy Kane, ss, Kansas City
Big the Cat, 1b, Philadelphia
Bill Bradley, cf, on waivers
Bill Russell, sp, Baltimore
Bill Sharman, ss, Baltimore
Billy Bremner, rp, Kratovo
Bjork Gudmundsdottir, mr, Kratovo
Bladewing the Risen, 1b, Multiverse
Blit Wizbok, lf, Sao Paulo
Bob Cousy, c, Baltimore
Bono, lf, Sao Paulo
Borborygmos, rp, Multiverse
Bradley Beal, sp, Baltimore
Brent Spiner, cf, Sao Paulo
Britta Perry, rp, Los Angeles/Seattle
Bruce Willis, sp, Sao Paulo
Bryon Russell, rp, Baltimore
Bubba Watson, sp, Almaty
Byron Dorgan, sp, Carolina

Caesar Cardini, sp, on waivers
Camille Rowe, cf, Seattle
Captain Alexander Smollett, rp, Paddington
Captain Hoseason, sp, Paddington
Captain Sisay, sp, Multiverse
Carbucketty, rf, on waivers
Carl Edwards, sp, Almaty
Carlos Alonso Gonzalez, 2b, Seattle
Carlos Roberto de Oliveira, lf, Kratovo
Carmen Kass, rp, Milan
Caterpillar, sp, on waivers
Celia Ammerman, lf, on waivers
Charles Culberson, lf, Washington
Charles Michel, lf, Stratford
Charles Wilkes, rf, Carolina
Charlie Duke, rp, Carolina
Chef, rp, Kansas City
Cheshire Cat, ss, Seattle/Multiverse
Childish Gambino, mr, Compton
Chord Overstreet, rp, Seattle
Chris Overstreet, rp, Compton
Chubby Huggs, sp, Philadelphia
Chuck Long, 3b, Almaty
Claudio, cf, Kratovo
Claudius, cf, Stratford
Cloris Leachman, cf, Multiverse
Coco Rocha, 3b, Milan
Colin the Corgi, lf, on waivers
Comunardo Niccolai, mr, Kratovo
Coricopat, 2b, Philadelphia
Creed Bratton, sp, Los Angeles

DJ Premier, cf, Compton
Dahlia Hawthorne, rf, San Jose
Dale Cooper, 3b, on waivers
Dan Aykroyd, rp, Los Angeles
Dan Savage, rp, Sao Paulo
Dancing Baby, c, Cyberspace
Daniel Passarella, rp, Multiverse/on waivers
Danny Ainge, rp, on waivers
Darrell Griffith, ss, Baltimore
Darryl McDaniels, rp, Compton
Dave Barry, rp, Sao Paulo
Dave Cowens, cf, Baltimore
David Balfour, 2b, Paddington
David Chang, rf, Kansas City
Dean Ray Koontz, cf, Paddington
Denny Hamlin, rp, Almaty
Detective Dick Gumshoe, ss, on waivers
Diane Keaton, 2b, Compton
Dianne Feinstein, 3b, Carolina
Don Rickles, rp, Paddington
Donalbain, 1b, Carolina
Dora Marquez, 3b, Carolina
Doraemon, lf, Philadelphia
Dr. Horrible, mr, Cyberspace

Earl Hickey, mr, on waivers
Earl Warren, ss, Los Angeles
Ebenezer Balfour, 1b, Paddington
Edgar "Taff" Evans, c, Seattle
Edna Lewis, 2b, Kansas City
Edward Adrian "Bill" Wilson, sp, Carolina
Einars Repse, 3b, Washington
Elizabeth Warren, ss, Washington
Elspeth Tirel, rp, Multiverse
Elvin Hayes, mr, Baltimore
Ema Skye, sp, San Jose
Emerson Leao, sp, on waivers
Enrique Ballestrero, rp, Kratovo
Erin Wasson, rp, Milan

F.D.C. Willard, sp, Philadelphia
Fabio Capello, 1b, Seattle
Fannie Farmer, c, Kansas City
Felix, rp, on waivers
Flashman, rp, Paddington
Florea Dumitrache, 3b, Kratovo
Fortinbras, 1b, on waivers
Fran, 2b, San Jose
Fran Drescher, rp, Kansas City
Frank Loesser, 2b, Stratford
Frank Rossitano, sp, Los Angeles
Franz Beckenbauer, rp, Kratovo
Franziska von Karma, rp, San Jose
Frederick Cook, ss, Almaty
Fritz Robinson, rf, Paddington

Gaddock Teeg, c, Multiverse
Garruk Wildspeaker, 1b, Almaty
Gaylord Nelson, sp, Carolina
Geist of Saint Traft, lf, Multiverse
George Clement Perkins, rp, Stratford
George Herbert Walker Bush, mr, Sao Paulo
George Kelly, sp, Carolina
Geppetto, ss, Paddington
Gerald Ford, sp, Sao Paulo
Gerrard Capashen, 3b, Multiverse
Gerry Rafferty, cf, Almaty
Gerson de Oliveira Nunes, 1b, Sao Paulo
Giacinto Facchetti, mr, Kratovo
Giada De Laurentiis, cf, Kansas City
Giancarlo De Sisti, lf, Paddington
Gianfranco Chiarini, cf, Kansas City
Gideon Jura, ss, Almaty
Gigi Hadid, 2b, Milan
Gilbert Arenas, rf, Baltimore
Giovanni Rana, lf, Kansas City
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing, 1b, Carolina
Grace Helbig, cf, Cyberspace
Grand Arbiter Augustin IV, 1b, Multiverse
Greven il-Vec, rp, Multiverse
Grzegorz Lato, rf, Kratovo
Gualtiero Marchesi, rp, Kansas City
Guido Anchovy, lf, Philadelphia
Guy Fawkes, lf, on waivers
Gwafa Hazid Profiteer, rp, Multiverse

Hailey Baldwin, c, Milan
Hailey Clauson, mr, Milan
Hampton the Hamster, rp, Cyberspace
Hannah Montana, rf, Los Angeles
Harold Varmus, lf, Philadelphia
Harvey Milk, sp, on waivers
Hathi, rp, Paddington
Heather Mason, ss, San Jose
Heavy D, 3b, Compton
Hector Eduardo Chumpitaz Gonzales, rp, on waivers
Heinz Winkler, 2b, Kansas City
Hello Kitty, 2b, Philadelphia
Henry "Birdie" Bowers, sp, Cyberspace
Henry Bone, mr, Paddington
Henry Cabot Lodge, c, Almaty
Henry Rider Haggard, 2b, on waivers
Herb Kohl, rp, Carolina
Herschel Walker, lf, Almaty
Hilary Swank, 2b, Los Angeles
Hobbes, rp, Philadelphia
Honey Badger, mr, Cyberspace
Hosea Jan Frank, 2b, Cyberspace
Hristo Bonev, rf, Stratford
Hugh Jackman, ss, Multiverse
Hugo Black, sp, Kratovo
Hugo Chavez, sp, Sao Paulo

Ian Stewart, 1b, Seattle
Ignacio Zoco, rf, Seattle/on waivers
Ignatius Pollaky, mr, Compton
Ina Garten, cf, Almaty
Ini Miney, rf, San Jose
Iona Shield of Emeria, sp, Multiverse
Irisa Nyira, ss, Cyberspace
Isperia the Inscrutable, 3b, Multiverse

J Dilla, 3b, Compton
Jace Beleren, ss, Multiverse
Jack Donaghy, sp, Los Angeles
Jacob Javits, mr, Stratford
Jacques Pépin, cf, Kansas City
Jade Cole, 2b, Milan
Jaga, 3b, Philadelphia
Jam Master Jay, rp, Compton
James Cameron, cf, Sao Paulo
James M2 Cox, cf, Almaty
James Sunderland, 1b, San Jose
Jan Jongbloed, sp, Kratovo
January Jones, ss, Compton
Jason Bateman, ss, Almaty
Jedit Ojanen, lf, Multiverse
Jeff Winger, rf, Los Angeles
Jefferson Davis, 3b, on waivers
Jenna Maroney, rp, Los Angeles
Jennifer Lawrence, cf, Sao Paulo
Jennifer Ringley, rf, Cyberspace/on waivers
Jessica White, 1b, Milan
Jim Bunning, mr, Carolina
Jim Furyk, 3b, Almaty
Jim Hawkins, c, Paddington
Johan Cruyff, ss, Kratovo
John 2. Stockton, sp, Baltimore
John Havlicek, mr, Baltimore
John Hoynes, rp, Almaty
John Marston, rp, San Jose
John Wall, sp, Baltimore
Jon Tester, mr, Sao Paulo
Jonathan Goldsmith, lf, Cyberspace
Jose Armando Ufarte Ventoso, ss, on waivers
Jose Pereira, rp, Carolina
Josephine Skriver, rp, Compton/on waivers
Josh Donn, ss, Multiverse/on waivers
Jourdan Dunn, sp, Milan
Joël Robuchon, lf, Kansas City
Judson Laipply, lf, Cyberspace
Judy Garland, lf, Sao Paulo
Julia Child, rf, Kansas City
Julian Casablancas, sp, Seattle
Justin Lall, rf, Cyberspace
Justine Sacco, 1b, Cyberspace
Juwan Howard, sp, on waivers

Kaa, sp, Paddington
Kairi, rf, San Jose
Karl Malone, rp, Baltimore
Karl Mundt, cf, Carolina
Kathryn Janeway, sp, Stratford
Keanu Reeves, cf, Baltimore
Keith Richards, rp, Los Angeles
Kelly Gale, lf, Milan
Kelly Kapoor, sp, Los Angeles
Kelly Rohrbach, sp, Stratford
Ken Jennings, cf, Almaty
Kendall Jenner, c, on waivers
Kenneth Parcell, lf, Los Angeles
Kenny Dalglish, 2b, Kratovo
Kent Conrad, rf, Washington
Kes, sp, Sao Paulo
Kesha Rose Sebert, 1b, Seattle
Kevin McHale, 2b, Baltimore
Key Pittman, c, Sao Paulo
Khaled Mohamed Khaled, rp, Cyberspace
King Lyncus, rp, Philadelphia
Kool DJ Red Alert, rp, Compton
Kool Moe Dee, rp, on waivers
Kratos, lf, San Jose
Kristjan Pall Kristjansson, rp, Seattle
Kristy Hinze, cf, Milan
Kurtis Blow, rp, Compton

Lady Macbeth, rf, on waivers
Lady Victoria Hervey, rp, Milan
Laertes, 1b, Compton
Laimdota Straujuma, ss, Paddington
Larissa Kelly, sp, Compton
Larry Bird, ss, Baltimore
Larry Mullen Jr., sp, Kratovo
Laszlo Fazekas, ss, Kratovo
Laura Dundovic, sp, Milan
Lawrence "Titus" Oates, c, Carolina
Leslie Knope, mr, Multiverse/on waivers
Lidia Bastianich, 2b, Kansas City
Lily Aldrin, rf, Kansas City
Lily Donaldson, 2b, Milan
Liz Lemon, c, Los Angeles
Lizzie McGuire, 2b, Seattle
Long John Silver, c, Paddington
Lou Macari, ss, Seattle
Lucille Bluth, 2b, Stratford
Luke Perry, 2b, Sao Paulo
Lyzolda the Blood Witch, c, Multiverse

MC Lyte, sp, Compton
Maahes, 3b, Paddington
Mac Manc McManx, rp, Philadelphia
Macbeth, c, Stratford
Macduff, rf, Stratford
Maggey Byrde, c, on waivers
Malcolm, rp, Stratford
Manfred von Karma, sp, Paddington
Mangiafuoco, sp, Seattle
Manute Bol, 1b, Baltimore
Marc Connelly, mr, Stratford
March Hare, sp, Paddington
Marcus Smart, lf, Baltimore
Marhault Elsdragon, lf, Stratford
Mario Coluna, cf, Kratovo
Mario Frittoli, rp, Kansas City
Mario Kempes, c, Kratovo
Mark Eaton, lf, Baltimore
Mark Hamill, ss, Sao Paulo
Marley Marl, sp, Compton
Marramaquiz, ss, Seattle
Maru, 2b, Philadelphia
Matt Harding, rp, Cyberspace
Matt Harpring, mr, Baltimore
Matthew Broderick, 3b, Sao Paulo
Matthew Henson, 1b, on waivers
Maxime Vachier-Lagrave, sp, on waivers
Maximillion Galactica, cf, San Jose
Melle Mel, lf, Compton
Mia Fey, mr, Almaty
Michael Scott, 1b, Los Angeles
Michel Platini, c, Kratovo
Mick Jagger, sp, Seattle
Mike Mansfield, lf, Compton
Miles Edgeworth, c, San Jose
Minka Kelly, c, Sao Paulo/Seattle
Misa Campo, sp, Milan
Mistress Ford, rp, Stratford
Morgan Fey, ss, San Jose
Mowgli, lf, Stratford/on waivers
Muezza, c, Philadelphia
Mufasa, 3b, Philadelphia

Nag, 2b, Paddington
Nagaina, 3b, Paddington
Nahiri the Lithomancer, cf, on waivers
Nanna Bryndis Hilmarsdottir, rp, Seattle
Nash Grier, sp, Cyberspace
Nash Overstreet, rp, Seattle
Nastassia Slinky, c, Philadelphia
Natalie Joel, rp, Milan/Seattle
Nathan Drake, sp, San Jose
Nicol Bolas, 3b, Multiverse/on waivers
Nicole Kidman, 1b, on waivers
Nnedi Okorafor, 2b, on waivers
Nobby Stiles, sp, Kratovo
NoÃ©mie Lenoir, 1b, Milan

Olivia Munn, rp, on waivers
Olivia Voldaren, sp, Multiverse
Omnath Locus of Mana, rp, on waivers
Ophelia, 1b, Compton
Oscar Bluth, c, Seattle/on waivers

P!nk, lf, Seattle
P-Nut, cf, Seattle
Palladia-Mors, sp, Multiverse
Paolo Rossi, 3b, Kratovo
Park Jae-sang, c, Almaty
Pat Buchanan, 2b, Almaty
Pat McCarran, rf, Carolina
Patricia Anthony, sp, Los Angeles
Patty Murray, 2b, Carolina
Patty Smyth, lf, Carolina
Paul Pierce, rp, Baltimore
Paul Simon, 2b, Seattle/on waivers
Paulina Vega, rp, Milan
Pearl Fey, lf, San Jose
Penelo, sp, San Jose
Penelope Pussycat, c, Philadelphia
Pete Maravich, ss, Baltimore
Pete Rock, rp, on waivers
Peter Fonda, 3b, Stratford
Peter Morgan, sp, Stratford
Phife Dawg, lf, Compton
Phil Mickelson, rp, Almaty
Philip Wylie, 1b, Paddington
Philosoraptor, rp, Cyberspace
Phoenix Wright, cf, Stratford
Phyllis Dorothy James, 3b, Stratford
Pillsbury Doughboy, rp, Kansas City
Pink Panther, ss, Philadelphia
Pinocchio, 2b, Paddington
Posdnuos, rf, Compton
Prince William, rp, Sao Paulo
Proteus, rp, Carolina

Q-Tip, sp, Compton
Queen Latifah, sp, Compton

Raffaele Esposito, rp, Kansas City
Rafi Fine, cf, Cyberspace
Ragnar Thorhalsson, lf, Almaty
Rajon Rondo, lf, Seattle
Rakim, cf, Seattle
Rand Paul, rp, Washington
Ranjit Singh, cf, Los Angeles
Ray Liotta, ss, Stratford
Rebel Alley, cf, Stratford
Regina Berry, sp, San Jose
Rev Run, rp, Compton
Revolver Ocelot, rp, on waivers
Rich Kelley, cf, on waivers
Richard Dreyfuss, 1b, Compton
Richard Feynman, ss, Philadelphia
Richard Pryor, rp, Sao Paulo
Rick Astley, rp, Cyberspace
Rick Carlisle, 3b, on waivers
Rick Santorum, sp, Almaty
Rickey Green, 3b, Baltimore
Rikki Tikki Tavi, lf, Paddington
Riku, sp, San Jose
Roald Amundsen, c, Carolina
Robert Falcon Scott, c, Carolina
Robert Parish, sp, Baltimore
Robert Peary, cf, Carolina
Robert Taft, rp, Almaty
Roberto Rivellino, lf, Kratovo
Robin Scherbatsky, sp, Los Angeles
Roger Taylor, 2b, Almaty
Roger Williams, ss, on waivers
Ron Swanson, ss, Los Angeles
Royce Da 5'9", sp, Compton
Ruric Thar the Unbowed, sp, Multiverse
Ruth Reichl, rf, Kansas City
Ryan Adams, 3b, Stratford/on waivers
Ryan Howard, 3b, Los Angeles
Rüdiger Schnuphase, c, Carolina

Sam Jones, 3b, Cyberspace
Samantha Hoopes, rf, Milan
Sammy Griner, 2b, Cyberspace
Sandy Lyle, mr, Almaty
Scar, mr, on waivers
Schoolly D, 2b, on waivers
Scott Wedman, cf, Baltimore
Scratchy, rp, Philadelphia
Sebastian Pinera, sp, Stratford
Sidney Kingsley, c, Sao Paulo
Sigarda Host of Herons, 1b, Multiverse
Simba, sp, Philadelphia
Simon Le Bon, ss, Seattle/Sao Paulo
Sir John Falstaff, rp, Stratford
Skrillex, sp, Seattle
Slick Rick, rp, Compton
Slobad Goblin Tinkerer, rf, Sao Paulo
Sora, rp, San Jose
Stanley Hudson, rp, Sao Paulo
Stella Maxwell, sp, Milan
Suzy Amis, rf, Milan
Swedish Chef, sp, Kansas City
Sylvester James Pussycat Sr., mr, Philadelphia
Sylvia, lf, Stratford

Tanya Donelly, rp, on waivers
Taylor Marie Hill, rf, Milan
Thomas Keller, sp, Kansas City
Thurl Bailey, c, Baltimore
Thuu, cf, Paddington
Tiffany Herrera, rp, on waivers
Tigger, rp, Philadelphia
Tina Fey, rp, Kratovo
Tolsimir Wolfblood, rf, Multiverse
Tom Colicchio, c, Kansas City
Tom Connally, rp, Carolina
Tom Haverford, mr, Los Angeles
Tommy Heinsohn, 2b, Kansas City
Tommy Vercetti, mr, San Jose
Toni Garrn, 1b, on waivers
Tony Serafini, rp, Cyberspace/on waivers
Tony the Tiger, 2b, Sao Paulo
Too $hort, lf, on waivers
Tracy Jordan, 2b, Los Angeles
Troy Barnes, sp, Los Angeles
Truman the Tiger, rf, Philadelphia

Ubaldo Matildo Fillol, rp, Kratovo
Ugin the Spirit Dragon, c, Multiverse

Vaan, rp, San Jose
Vaevictis Asmadi, 1b, on waivers
Valentine, lf, Cyberspace
Venus Palermo, sp, Cyberspace
Vhati il-Dal, rf, Multiverse
Virgil Tibbs, rp, on waivers

Wassily Leontief, sp, Philadelphia
Wendell Ford, rp, Washington
Wil Wheaton, ss, Sao Paulo
Wilfried Puis, rf, Kratovo
William Francis Nolan, mr, Paddington
William Seward, mr, on waivers
Willy Brandt, ss, Carolina
Wylie Dufresne, sp, Kansas City

Xira Arien, rp, Multiverse

Yasova Dragonclaw, sp, on waivers

Zach King, sp, Cyberspace
Zapaquilda, rp, on waivers
Zygmunt Maszczyk, sp, Kratovo
deadmau5, lf, Seattle

By position

Catchers

Alan Breck Stewart, Stratford
Aldo Zilli, Kansas City
Andrew Hozier-Byrne, Kratovo
Aurelio Voltaire, Milan
Bob Cousy, Baltimore
Dancing Baby, Cyberspace
Edgar "Taff" Evans, Seattle
Fannie Farmer, Kansas City
Gaddock Teeg, Multiverse
Hailey Baldwin, Milan
Henry Cabot Lodge, Almaty
Jim Hawkins, Paddington
Kendall Jenner, on waivers
Key Pittman, Sao Paulo
Lawrence "Titus" Oates, Carolina
Liz Lemon, Los Angeles
Long John Silver, Paddington
Lyzolda the Blood Witch, Multiverse
Macbeth, Stratford
Maggey Byrde, on waivers
Mario Kempes, Kratovo
Michel Platini, Kratovo
Miles Edgeworth, San Jose
Minka Kelly, Sao Paulo/Seattle
Muezza, Philadelphia
Nastassia Slinky, Philadelphia
Oscar Bluth, Seattle/on waivers
Park Jae-sang, Almaty
Penelope Pussycat, Philadelphia
Roald Amundsen, Carolina
Robert Falcon Scott, Carolina
Rüdiger Schnuphase, Carolina
Sidney Kingsley, Sao Paulo
Thurl Bailey, Baltimore
Tom Colicchio, Kansas City
Ugin the Spirit Dragon, Multiverse

First Basemen

?uestlove, Seattle
Alan Bible, Washington
Art Garfunkel, Seattle/on waivers
Big the Cat, Philadelphia
Bladewing the Risen, Multiverse
Donalbain, Carolina
Ebenezer Balfour, Paddington
Fabio Capello, Seattle
Fortinbras, on waivers
Garruk Wildspeaker, Almaty
Gerson de Oliveira Nunes, Sao Paulo
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing, Carolina
Grand Arbiter Augustin IV, Multiverse
Ian Stewart, Seattle
James Sunderland, San Jose
Jessica White, Milan
Justine Sacco, Cyberspace
Kesha Rose Sebert, Seattle
Laertes, Compton
Manute Bol, Baltimore
Matthew Henson, on waivers
Michael Scott, Los Angeles
Nicole Kidman, on waivers
NoÃ©mie Lenoir, Milan
Ophelia, Compton
Philip Wylie, Paddington
Richard Dreyfuss, Compton
Sigarda Host of Herons, Multiverse
Toni Garrn, on waivers
Vaevictis Asmadi, on waivers

Second Basemen

Andy 2. Taylor, Seattle/on waivers
Anna Ewers, Milan
Annie Edison, Seattle
Basch fon Ronsenburg, San Jose
Carlos Alonso Gonzalez, Seattle
Coricopat, Philadelphia
David Balfour, Paddington
Diane Keaton, Compton
Edna Lewis, Kansas City
Fran, San Jose
Frank Loesser, Stratford
Gigi Hadid, Milan
Heinz Winkler, Kansas City
Hello Kitty, Philadelphia
Henry Rider Haggard, on waivers
Hilary Swank, Los Angeles
Hosea Jan Frank, Cyberspace
Jade Cole, Milan
Kenny Dalglish, Kratovo
Kevin McHale, Baltimore
Lidia Bastianich, Kansas City
Lily Donaldson, Milan
Lizzie McGuire, Seattle
Lucille Bluth, Stratford
Luke Perry, Sao Paulo
Maru, Philadelphia
Nag, Paddington
Nnedi Okorafor, on waivers
Pat Buchanan, Almaty
Patty Murray, Carolina
Paul Simon, Seattle/on waivers
Pinocchio, Paddington
Roger Taylor, Almaty
Sammy Griner, Cyberspace
Schoolly D, on waivers
Tommy Heinsohn, Kansas City
Tony the Tiger, Sao Paulo
Tracy Jordan, Los Angeles

Third Basemen

Andrew Bachelor, Cyberspace
Barney Stinson, Los Angeles
Big Boss, San Jose
Chuck Long, Almaty
Coco Rocha, Milan
Dale Cooper, on waivers
Dianne Feinstein, Carolina
Dora Marquez, Carolina
Einars Repse, Washington
Florea Dumitrache, Kratovo
Gerrard Capashen, Multiverse
Heavy D, Compton
Isperia the Inscrutable, Multiverse
J Dilla, Compton
Jaga, Philadelphia
Jefferson Davis, on waivers
Jim Furyk, Almaty
Maahes, Paddington
Matthew Broderick, Sao Paulo
Mufasa, Philadelphia
Nagaina, Paddington
Nicol Bolas, Multiverse/on waivers
Paolo Rossi, Kratovo
Peter Fonda, Stratford
Phyllis Dorothy James, Stratford
Rick Carlisle, on waivers
Rickey Green, Baltimore
Ryan Adams, Stratford/on waivers
Ryan Howard, Los Angeles
Sam Jones, Cyberspace

Shortstops

Agyness Deyn, Milan
Antoine Walker, Baltimore
Benny Fine, Cyberspace
Big Daddy Kane, Kansas City
Bill Sharman, Baltimore
Cheshire Cat, Seattle/Multiverse
Darrell Griffith, Baltimore
Detective Dick Gumshoe, on waivers
Earl Warren, Los Angeles
Elizabeth Warren, Washington
Frederick Cook, Almaty
Geppetto, Paddington
Gideon Jura, Almaty
Heather Mason, San Jose
Hugh Jackman, Multiverse
Irisa Nyira, Cyberspace
Jace Beleren, Multiverse
January Jones, Compton
Jason Bateman, Almaty
Johan Cruyff, Kratovo
Jose Armando Ufarte Ventoso, on waivers
Josh Donn, Multiverse/on waivers
Laimdota Straujuma, Paddington
Larry Bird, Baltimore
Laszlo Fazekas, Kratovo
Lou Macari, Seattle
Mark Hamill, Sao Paulo
Marramaquiz, Seattle
Morgan Fey, San Jose
Pete Maravich, Baltimore
Pink Panther, Philadelphia
Ray Liotta, Stratford
Richard Feynman, Philadelphia
Roger Williams, on waivers
Ron Swanson, Los Angeles
Simon Le Bon, Seattle/Sao Paulo
Wil Wheaton, Sao Paulo
Willy Brandt, Carolina

Left Fielders

Afrika Bambaataa, Los Angeles
Alex Russo, Los Angeles
Amanda Rosewater, on waivers
Blit Wizbok, Sao Paulo
Bono, Sao Paulo
Carlos Roberto de Oliveira, Kratovo
Celia Ammerman, on waivers
Charles Culberson, Washington
Charles Michel, Stratford
Colin the Corgi, on waivers
Doraemon, Philadelphia
Geist of Saint Traft, Multiverse
Giancarlo De Sisti, Paddington
Giovanni Rana, Kansas City
Guido Anchovy, Philadelphia
Guy Fawkes, on waivers
Harold Varmus, Philadelphia
Herschel Walker, Almaty
Jedit Ojanen, Multiverse
Jonathan Goldsmith, Cyberspace
Joël Robuchon, Kansas City
Judson Laipply, Cyberspace
Judy Garland, Sao Paulo
Kelly Gale, Milan
Kenneth Parcell, Los Angeles
Kratos, San Jose
Marcus Smart, Baltimore
Marhault Elsdragon, Stratford
Mark Eaton, Baltimore
Melle Mel, Compton
Mike Mansfield, Compton
Mowgli, Stratford/on waivers
P!nk, Seattle
Patty Smyth, Carolina
Pearl Fey, San Jose
Phife Dawg, Compton
Ragnar Thorhalsson, Almaty
Rajon Rondo, Seattle
Rikki Tikki Tavi, Paddington
Roberto Rivellino, Kratovo
Sylvia, Stratford
Too $hort, on waivers
Valentine, Cyberspace
deadmau5, Seattle

Center Fielders

Andres Guibert, Philadelphia
Angela Martin, Cyberspace
Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca, San Jose
Atarka World Render, Multiverse
Bill Bradley, on waivers
Brent Spiner, Sao Paulo
Camille Rowe, Seattle
Claudio, Kratovo
Claudius, Stratford
Cloris Leachman, Multiverse
DJ Premier, Compton
Dave Cowens, Baltimore
Dean Ray Koontz, Paddington
Gerry Rafferty, Almaty
Giada De Laurentiis, Kansas City
Gianfranco Chiarini, Kansas City
Grace Helbig, Cyberspace
Ina Garten, Almaty
Jacques Pépin, Kansas City
James Cameron, Sao Paulo
James M2 Cox, Almaty
Jennifer Lawrence, Sao Paulo
Karl Mundt, Carolina
Keanu Reeves, Baltimore
Ken Jennings, Almaty
Kristy Hinze, Milan
Mario Coluna, Kratovo
Maximillion Galactica, San Jose
Nahiri the Lithomancer, on waivers
P-Nut, Seattle
Phoenix Wright, Stratford
Rafi Fine, Cyberspace
Rakim, Seattle
Ranjit Singh, Los Angeles
Rebel Alley, Stratford
Rich Kelley, on waivers
Robert Peary, Carolina
Scott Wedman, Baltimore
Thuu, Paddington

Right Fielders

Alx James, Cyberspace
Ansem, San Jose
Carbucketty, on waivers
Charles Wilkes, Carolina
Dahlia Hawthorne, San Jose
David Chang, Kansas City
Fritz Robinson, Paddington
Gilbert Arenas, Baltimore
Grzegorz Lato, Kratovo
Hannah Montana, Los Angeles
Hristo Bonev, Stratford
Ignacio Zoco, Seattle/on waivers
Ini Miney, San Jose
Jeff Winger, Los Angeles
Jennifer Ringley, Cyberspace/on waivers
Julia Child, Kansas City
Justin Lall, Cyberspace
Kairi, San Jose
Kent Conrad, Washington
Lady Macbeth, on waivers
Lily Aldrin, Kansas City
Macduff, Stratford
Pat McCarran, Carolina
Posdnuos, Compton
Ruth Reichl, Kansas City
Samantha Hoopes, Milan
Slobad Goblin Tinkerer, Sao Paulo
Suzy Amis, Milan
Taylor Marie Hill, Milan
Tolsimir Wolfblood, Multiverse
Truman the Tiger, Philadelphia
Vhati il-Dal, Multiverse
Wilfried Puis, Kratovo

Starting Pitchers

Alice, Paddington
Arthur Chu, Almaty
Barbara Boxer, Seattle/Milan
Beatrice, Washington
Benedick, Stratford
Bill Russell, Baltimore
Bradley Beal, Baltimore
Bruce Willis, Sao Paulo
Bubba Watson, Almaty
Byron Dorgan, Carolina
Caesar Cardini, on waivers
Captain Hoseason, Paddington
Captain Sisay, Multiverse
Carl Edwards, Almaty
Caterpillar, on waivers
Chubby Huggs, Philadelphia
Creed Bratton, Los Angeles
Edward Adrian "Bill" Wilson, Carolina
Ema Skye, San Jose
Emerson Leao, on waivers
F.D.C. Willard, Philadelphia
Frank Rossitano, Los Angeles
Gaylord Nelson, Carolina
George Kelly, Carolina
Gerald Ford, Sao Paulo
Harvey Milk, on waivers
Henry "Birdie" Bowers, Cyberspace
Hugo Black, Kratovo
Hugo Chavez, Sao Paulo
Iona Shield of Emeria, Multiverse
Jack Donaghy, Los Angeles
Jan Jongbloed, Kratovo
John 2. Stockton, Baltimore
John Wall, Baltimore
Jourdan Dunn, Milan
Julian Casablancas, Seattle
Juwan Howard, on waivers
Kaa, Paddington
Kathryn Janeway, Stratford
Kelly Kapoor, Los Angeles
Kelly Rohrbach, Stratford
Kes, Sao Paulo
Larissa Kelly, Compton
Larry Mullen Jr., Kratovo
Laura Dundovic, Milan
MC Lyte, Compton
Manfred von Karma, Paddington
Mangiafuoco, Seattle
March Hare, Paddington
Marley Marl, Compton
Maxime Vachier-Lagrave, on waivers
Mick Jagger, Seattle
Misa Campo, Milan
Nash Grier, Cyberspace
Nathan Drake, San Jose
Nobby Stiles, Kratovo
Olivia Voldaren, Multiverse
Palladia-Mors, Multiverse
Patricia Anthony, Los Angeles
Penelo, San Jose
Peter Morgan, Stratford
Q-Tip, Compton
Queen Latifah, Compton
Regina Berry, San Jose
Rick Santorum, Almaty
Riku, San Jose
Robert Parish, Baltimore
Robin Scherbatsky, Los Angeles
Royce Da 5'9", Compton
Ruric Thar the Unbowed, Multiverse
Sebastian Pinera, Stratford
Simba, Philadelphia
Skrillex, Seattle
Stella Maxwell, Milan
Swedish Chef, Kansas City
Thomas Keller, Kansas City
Troy Barnes, Los Angeles
Venus Palermo, Cyberspace
Wassily Leontief, Philadelphia
Wylie Dufresne, Kansas City
Yasova Dragonclaw, on waivers
Zach King, Cyberspace
Zygmunt Maszczyk, Kratovo

Middle Relievers

Abed Nadir, Los Angeles
Anne Vyalitsyna, Milan
Antonio Latini, Kansas City
Bjork Gudmundsdottir, Kratovo
Childish Gambino, Compton
Comunardo Niccolai, Kratovo
Dr. Horrible, Cyberspace
Earl Hickey, on waivers
Elvin Hayes, Baltimore
George Herbert Walker Bush, Sao Paulo
Giacinto Facchetti, Kratovo
Hailey Clauson, Milan
Henry Bone, Paddington
Honey Badger, Cyberspace
Ignatius Pollaky, Compton
Jacob Javits, Stratford
Jim Bunning, Carolina
John Havlicek, Baltimore
Jon Tester, Sao Paulo
Leslie Knope, Multiverse/on waivers
Marc Connelly, Stratford
Matt Harpring, Baltimore
Mia Fey, Almaty
Sandy Lyle, Almaty
Scar, on waivers
Sylvester James Pussycat Sr., Philadelphia
Tom Haverford, Los Angeles
Tommy Vercetti, San Jose
William Francis Nolan, Paddington
William Seward, on waivers

Relief Pitchers

Alan Cranston, Stratford
Alben W. Barkley, Carolina
Alexandra Daddario, Milan
Apsley Cherry-Garrard, Carolina
Arnold Vinick, Almaty
Ashley Graham, Los Angeles
Aubie, Philadelphia
Balthier, San Jose
Bayonetta, San Jose
Billy Bremner, Kratovo
Borborygmos, Multiverse
Britta Perry, Los Angeles/Seattle
Bryon Russell, Baltimore
Captain Alexander Smollett, Paddington
Carmen Kass, Milan
Charlie Duke, Carolina
Chef, Kansas City
Chord Overstreet, Seattle
Chris Overstreet, Compton
Dan Aykroyd, Los Angeles
Dan Savage, Sao Paulo
Daniel Passarella, Multiverse/on waivers
Danny Ainge, on waivers
Darryl McDaniels, Compton
Dave Barry, Sao Paulo
Denny Hamlin, Almaty
Don Rickles, Paddington
Elspeth Tirel, Multiverse
Enrique Ballestrero, Kratovo
Erin Wasson, Milan
Felix, on waivers
Flashman, Paddington
Fran Drescher, Kansas City
Franz Beckenbauer, Kratovo
Franziska von Karma, San Jose
George Clement Perkins, Stratford
Greven il-Vec, Multiverse
Gualtiero Marchesi, Kansas City
Gwafa Hazid Profiteer, Multiverse
Hampton the Hamster, Cyberspace
Hathi, Paddington
Hector Eduardo Chumpitaz Gonzales, on waivers
Herb Kohl, Carolina
Hobbes, Philadelphia
Jam Master Jay, Compton
Jenna Maroney, Los Angeles
John Hoynes, Almaty
John Marston, San Jose
Jose Pereira, Carolina
Josephine Skriver, Compton/on waivers
Karl Malone, Baltimore
Keith Richards, Los Angeles
Khaled Mohamed Khaled, Cyberspace
King Lyncus, Philadelphia
Kool DJ Red Alert, Compton
Kool Moe Dee, on waivers
Kristjan Pall Kristjansson, Seattle
Kurtis Blow, Compton
Lady Victoria Hervey, Milan
Mac Manc McManx, Philadelphia
Malcolm, Stratford
Mario Frittoli, Kansas City
Matt Harding, Cyberspace
Mistress Ford, Stratford
Nanna Bryndis Hilmarsdottir, Seattle
Nash Overstreet, Seattle
Natalie Joel, Milan/Seattle
Olivia Munn, on waivers
Omnath Locus of Mana, on waivers
Paul Pierce, Baltimore
Paulina Vega, Milan
Pete Rock, on waivers
Phil Mickelson, Almaty
Philosoraptor, Cyberspace
Pillsbury Doughboy, Kansas City
Prince William, Sao Paulo
Proteus, Carolina
Raffaele Esposito, Kansas City
Rand Paul, Washington
Rev Run, Compton
Revolver Ocelot, on waivers
Richard Pryor, Sao Paulo
Rick Astley, Cyberspace
Robert Taft, Almaty
Scratchy, Philadelphia
Sir John Falstaff, Stratford
Slick Rick, Compton
Sora, San Jose
Stanley Hudson, Sao Paulo
Tanya Donelly, on waivers
Tiffany Herrera, on waivers
Tigger, Philadelphia
Tina Fey, Kratovo
Tom Connally, Carolina
Tony Serafini, Cyberspace/on waivers
Ubaldo Matildo Fillol, Kratovo
Vaan, San Jose
Virgil Tibbs, on waivers
Wendell Ford, Washington
Xira Arien, Multiverse
Zapaquilda, on waivers