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SimBase Players, Year 59

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By position: c | 1b | 2b | 3b | ss | lf | cf | rf | sp | mr | rp

?uestlove, ss, Seattle

Abed Nadir, mr, Los Angeles
Afrika Bambaataa, lf, Los Angeles
Agyness Deyn, ss, Milan
Alan Bible, 1b, Washington
Alan Breck Stewart, c, Stratford
Alan Cranston, rp, Stratford/on waivers
Alben W. Barkley, rp, Carolina
Aldo Zilli, c, Kansas City
Alex Russo, lf, Los Angeles
Alexandra Daddario, rp, Milan
Alice, sp, Paddington
Alx James, rf, Cyberspace
Andrei Kirilenko, rf, Baltimore
Andres Guibert, cf, Philadelphia
Andrew Bachelor, 3b, Cyberspace
Andrew Hozier-Byrne, c, Kratovo
Angela Martin, cf, Cyberspace
Anna Ewers, 2b, Milan
Anne Vyalitsyna, mr, Milan
Annie Edison, 2b, Seattle
Ansem, rf, San Jose
Antoine Walker, ss, Baltimore
Antonio Latini, mr, Kansas City
Apsley Cherry-Garrard, rp, Carolina
Ariel Martin, lf, Cyberspace
Arnold Vinick, rp, on waivers
Arthur Antunes Coimbra, 3b, Kratovo
Arthur Chu, sp, Almaty
Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca, cf, San Jose
Ashley Graham, rp, Los Angeles
Atarka World Render, rf, Multiverse
Aubie, rp, Philadelphia
Aurelio Voltaire, c, Milan

B-Real, c, on waivers
Balthier, rp, San Jose
Barbara Boxer, sp, Milan
Barney Stinson, 3b, Los Angeles
Basch fon Ronsenburg, 2b, San Jose
Bayonetta, rp, San Jose
Beatrice, sp, Washington
Ben Harper, sp, Seattle
Ben Kweller, 1b, Seattle
Ben Lee, rf, Seattle
Benedick, sp, Stratford
Benny Fine, ss, Cyberspace
Big Boss, 3b, San Jose
Big Daddy Kane, ss, Kansas City
Big the Cat, c, Philadelphia
Bill Russell, sp, Baltimore
Bill Sharman, ss, Baltimore
Billy Bremner, rp, Kratovo
Bjork Gudmundsdottir, mr, Kratovo
Bladewing the Risen, 1b, on waivers
Blake Wilson, 3b, on waivers
Blit Wizbok, lf, Sao Paulo
Bob Cousy, c, Baltimore
Bobby Newport, rp, on waivers
Bono, lf, Sao Paulo
Borborygmos, rp, Multiverse
Bradley Beal, sp, Baltimore
Brent Spiner, cf, Sao Paulo
Britta Perry, rp, Seattle
Bruce Willis, sp, Sao Paulo
Bryon Russell, rp, on waivers
Bubba Watson, sp, Almaty
Bushwick Bill, mr, Compton
Byron Dorgan, sp, Carolina

Camille Rowe, cf, Seattle
Captain Alexander Smollett, rp, Paddington
Captain Hoseason, sp, on waivers
Captain Sisay, sp, Multiverse
Carl Edwards, sp, Almaty
Carlos Alonso Gonzalez, rf, Seattle
Carlos Roberto de Oliveira, lf, Kratovo
Carly Fiorina, cf, Almaty
Carmen Kass, rp, Milan
Caroline Trentini, c, Milan
Cassandra, sp, Philadelphia
Charles Culberson, lf, Washington
Charles Michel, lf, Stratford
Charles Wilkes, rf, Carolina
Charlie Duke, rp, Carolina
Chef, rp, Multiverse
Cheshire Cat, ss, Multiverse
Childish Gambino, mr, Compton
Chord Overstreet, rp, Seattle
Chris Overstreet, rp, on waivers
Christopher Columbus, sp, Carolina
Chubby Huggs, sp, Philadelphia
Chuck D, rf, Compton
Chuck Long, 3b, Almaty
Claudio, cf, on waivers
Claudius, cf, Stratford
Cloris Leachman, cf, Multiverse
Coco Rocha, 3b, Milan
Comunardo Niccolai, mr, Kratovo
Coricopat, 2b, Philadelphia
Creed Bratton, sp, Los Angeles
Curly Brace, c, San Jose

DJ Premier, cf, Compton
Dahlia Hawthorne, rf, San Jose
Dan Aykroyd, rp, Los Angeles
Dan Savage, rp, Sao Paulo
Dancing Baby, c, Cyberspace
Dark Kat, rp, Philadelphia
Darrell Griffith, ss, Baltimore
Darryl McDaniels, rp, Compton
Dave Barry, rp, Sao Paulo
Dave Cowens, cf, Baltimore
David Balfour, 2b, Paddington
David Chang, rf, Kansas City
Dean Ray Koontz, cf, Paddington
Denny Hamlin, rp, Almaty
Deron Williams, mr, Baltimore
Diane Keaton, 2b, Compton
Dianne Feinstein, 3b, Carolina
Don Rickles, rp, on waivers
Donalbain, 1b, Carolina
Dora Marquez, 3b, on waivers
Doraemon, lf, Philadelphia
Dr. Horrible, mr, Cyberspace
Dralnu Lich Lord, lf, Multiverse

Earl Warren, ss, Los Angeles
Ebenezer Balfour, 1b, Paddington
Edgar "Taff" Evans, c, on waivers
Edna Lewis, 2b, Kansas City
Edward Adrian "Bill" Wilson, sp, Carolina
Einars Repse, 3b, Washington
Elizabeth Emken, 1b, Almaty
Elizabeth Warren, ss, Washington
Elspeth Tirel, rp, Multiverse
Elvin Hayes, mr, Baltimore
Ema Skye, sp, San Jose
Emma Thompson, 2b, Seattle
Enrique Ballestrero, rp, Kratovo
Erin Wasson, sp, Milan

F.D.C. Willard, sp, on waivers
Fabio Capello, 3b, Seattle
Fannie Farmer, c, on waivers
Figaro, rp, Philadelphia
Flashman, rp, Paddington
Florea Dumitrache, 3b, Kratovo/on waivers
Fran, 2b, San Jose
Fran Drescher, rp, Kansas City
Frank Loesser, 2b, Stratford
Frank Rossitano, sp, Los Angeles
Franz Beckenbauer, rp, Kratovo
Franziska von Karma, sp, San Jose
Frederick Cook, ss, Almaty
Fritz Robinson, rf, Paddington

Gaddock Teeg, c, Multiverse
Garruk Wildspeaker, 1b, Almaty/on waivers
Gaylord Nelson, sp, Carolina
Geist of Saint Traft, lf, Multiverse
George Clement Perkins, rp, Stratford
George Herbert Walker Bush, mr, Sao Paulo
George Kelly, sp, Washington
George Mallory, sp, Carolina
Geppetto, ss, Paddington
Gerald Ford, sp, Sao Paulo
Gerrard Capashen, 3b, Multiverse
Gerry Rafferty, cf, Almaty
Gerson de Oliveira Nunes, 1b, Sao Paulo
Giacinto Facchetti, mr, Kratovo
Giada De Laurentiis, cf, Kansas City
Giancarlo De Sisti, lf, Paddington
Gianfranco Chiarini, cf, Kansas City
Gideon Jura, ss, Kratovo
Gigi Hadid, 2b, Milan
Gilbert Arenas, rf, Baltimore
Giovanni Rana, lf, Kansas City
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing, 1b, Carolina
Grace Helbig, cf, Cyberspace
Grand Arbiter Augustin IV, 1b, Multiverse
Greven il-Vec, rp, Multiverse
Grzegorz Lato, rf, Kratovo
Gualtiero Marchesi, rp, Kansas City
Guido Anchovy, lf, Philadelphia
Guy Savoy, c, Kansas City
Gwafa Hazid Profiteer, rp, Philadelphia

Hailey Baldwin, c, Milan
Hailey Clauson, mr, Milan
Hampton the Hamster, rp, Cyberspace/on waivers
Hannah Montana, rf, Los Angeles
Harold Varmus, lf, Philadelphia
Hathi, rp, Paddington
Heather Mason, ss, San Jose
Heavy D, 3b, Compton
Heinz Winkler, 2b, Kansas City
Hello Kitty, 2b, Philadelphia/on waivers
Henry "Birdie" Bowers, sp, Cyberspace
Henry Bone, mr, Paddington
Henry Cabot Lodge, c, Almaty
Herb Kohl, rp, Carolina
Herschel Walker, lf, Almaty
Hilary Swank, 2b, Los Angeles
Hobbes, rp, Philadelphia
Honey Badger, mr, Cyberspace
Hosea Jan Frank, 2b, Cyberspace
Hristo Bonev, rf, Stratford
Hugh Jackman, ss, Multiverse
Hugo Black, sp, on waivers
Hugo Chavez, sp, Sao Paulo

Ian Stewart, 1b, Seattle/Los Angeles
Ignatius Pollaky, mr, on waivers
Ina Garten, cf, Almaty
Ini Miney, rf, on waivers
Iona Shield of Emeria, sp, Multiverse
Irisa Nyira, ss, Cyberspace
Isperia the Inscrutable, 3b, on waivers

J Dilla, 3b, Compton
Jace Beleren, 2b, Multiverse
Jack Donaghy, sp, Los Angeles
Jacob Javits, mr, Stratford
Jacques Pépin, cf, Kansas City
Jade Cole, 2b, on waivers
Jaga, 3b, Philadelphia
Jam Master Jay, rp, Compton
James Cameron, cf, Sao Paulo
James Cook, c, Carolina
James M2 Cox, cf, Almaty
James Sunderland, c, San Jose
Jan Jongbloed, sp, Kratovo/on waivers
January Jones, ss, Compton
Jason Bateman, ss, Almaty
Jean-Georges Vongerichten, lf, Kansas City
Jean-Ralphio Saperstein, ss, Los Angeles/Seattle
Jedit Ojanen, cf, Cyberspace
Jeff Winger, rf, Los Angeles
Jenna Maroney, rp, Los Angeles
Jennifer Lawrence, cf, Sao Paulo
Jerry Gergich, rp, on waivers
Jessica Minh Anh, sp, Milan
Jessica White, 1b, Milan
Jim Bunning, mr, Carolina
Jim Furyk, 3b, Almaty
Jim Hawkins, c, Paddington
Johan Cruyff, 1b, Kratovo
John 2. Stockton, sp, Baltimore
John Darling, rp, Paddington
John Havlicek, mr, Baltimore
John Hoynes, rp, Almaty
John Marston, rp, San Jose
John Wall, sp, Baltimore
Jon Tester, mr, Sao Paulo
Jonathan Goldsmith, lf, Seattle
Jose Pereira, rp, Carolina
Joseph Favre, 1b, Kansas City
Jourdan Dunn, sp, Milan
Joël Robuchon, lf, Kansas City
Judson Laipply, lf, Cyberspace
Judy Garland, lf, Sao Paulo
Julia Child, rf, Kansas City
Julian Casablancas, sp, Seattle
Julian Gingivere, mr, Philadelphia
Justin Lall, rf, Philadelphia/on waivers
Justine Sacco, 1b, Cyberspace
Jürgen Sparwasser, rf, Kratovo

Kaa, sp, Seattle
Kairi, rf, San Jose
Karl Malone, rp, Baltimore
Karl Mundt, cf, Carolina
Kathleen Brown, sp, Almaty
Kathryn Janeway, sp, Stratford
Kazuma Sakamoto, 2b, Cyberspace
Keanu Reeves, cf, Baltimore
Keith Richards, rp, Los Angeles
Kelly Gale, lf, Milan
Kelly Kapoor, sp, Los Angeles
Kelly Rohrbach, sp, Stratford
Ken Jennings, cf, Almaty
Kenneth Parcell, lf, Los Angeles
Kenny Dalglish, 2b, Kratovo
Kent Conrad, rf, Washington
Kes, sp, Sao Paulo
Kesha Rose Sebert, lf, Seattle
Kevin McHale, 2b, Baltimore
Key Pittman, c, Sao Paulo
Khaled Mohamed Khaled, rp, Cyberspace
King Lyncus, rp, Philadelphia
Kool DJ Red Alert, rp, Compton
Kool Keith, cf, on waivers
Kratos, lf, San Jose
Kristjan Pall Kristjansson, rp, Seattle
Kristy Hinze, cf, on waivers
Kurtis Blow, rp, Compton

Lady Victoria Hervey, rp, Milan
Laertes, 1b, Compton
Laimdota Straujuma, ss, Paddington
Larissa Kelly, sp, Almaty
Larry Bird, ss, Baltimore
Larry Mullen Jr., sp, Kratovo
Laszlo Fazekas, ss, Kratovo
Laura Dundovic, sp, Milan
Lawrence "Titus" Oates, c, on waivers
Lidia Bastianich, 2b, Kansas City
Lily Aldrin, rf, Kansas City
Lily Donaldson, 2b, Milan
Liz Lemon, c, Los Angeles
Lizzie McGuire, 2b, Seattle
Long John Silver, c, Paddington
Lou Macari, ss, Seattle/Kratovo
Lucille Bluth, 2b, Stratford
Luke Perry, 2b, Sao Paulo
Lyzolda the Blood Witch, c, on waivers

MC Lyte, sp, Compton
Maahes, 3b, Paddington
Mac Manc McManx, rp, Philadelphia
Macbeth, c, Stratford
Macduff, rf, Stratford
Malcolm, rp, Stratford
Manfred von Karma, sp, Paddington
Mangiafuoco, sp, on waivers
Manute Bol, 1b, Baltimore
Marc Connelly, mr, Stratford
March Hare, sp, Paddington
Marcus Smart, lf, Baltimore
Marhault Elsdragon, lf, Stratford
Mario Coluna, cf, Kratovo
Mario Frittoli, rp, Kansas City
Mario Kempes, c, Kratovo
Mark Eaton, lf, on waivers
Mark Hamill, ss, Sao Paulo
Marley Marl, sp, Compton
Marramaquiz, ss, Seattle/Stratford
Maru, 2b, Philadelphia
Masta Ace, 3b, Compton
Matt Harding, rp, Cyberspace
Matt Harpring, mr, Baltimore
Matthew Broderick, 3b, Sao Paulo
Maximillion Galactica, cf, San Jose
Meg Whitman, rp, Almaty
Melle Mel, lf, Compton
Melrose Bickerstaff, cf, Stratford
Mia Fey, mr, on waivers
Michael Scott, 1b, Los Angeles/on waivers
Michel Platini, c, Kratovo
Mick Jagger, sp, Seattle
Mike Mansfield, lf, on waivers
Miles Edgeworth, c, San Jose
Minka Kelly, c, Seattle/on waivers
Misa Campo, sp, Milan
Mistress Ford, rp, Stratford
Morgan Fey, ss, San Jose
Muezza, c, Sao Paulo
Mufasa, 3b, Philadelphia
Myla Dalbesio, ss, Milan

Nag, 2b, Paddington
Nagaina, 3b, Paddington
Nanna Bryndis Hilmarsdottir, sp, Seattle
Nash Grier, sp, Cyberspace
Nash Overstreet, sp, on waivers
Nastassia Slinky, c, Philadelphia
Natalie Joel, sp, Seattle
Nathan Drake, sp, San Jose
Nobby Stiles, sp, Kratovo
NoÃ©mie Lenoir, 1b, Milan

Old Deuteronomy, 1b, on waivers
Olivia Voldaren, sp, Multiverse
Oona Queen of the Fae, 1b, Multiverse
Ophelia, 2b, Compton

P!nk, cf, Seattle
P-Nut, cf, Seattle
Palladia-Mors, sp, Multiverse
Paolo Rossi, 3b, Kratovo
Park Jae-sang, c, Almaty
Pat Buchanan, 2b, Almaty
Pat McCarran, rf, Carolina
Patricia Anthony, sp, Los Angeles
Patty Murray, 2b, Carolina
Patty Smyth, lf, Carolina
Paul Pierce, rp, Baltimore
Paulina Vega, rp, Milan
Pearl Fey, lf, San Jose
Penelo, rp, on waivers
Penelope Pussycat, c, Philadelphia
Perd Hapley, sp, Los Angeles
Pete Maravich, ss, Baltimore
Peter Fonda, 3b, Stratford
Peter Morgan, sp, Stratford
Peter Pan, rp, Paddington
Phife Dawg, lf, Compton
Phil Mickelson, rp, Almaty
Philip Wylie, 1b, Paddington
Philosoraptor, rp, Cyberspace
Phoenix Wright, cf, Stratford
Phyllis Dorothy James, 3b, on waivers
Pillsbury Doughboy, rp, Kansas City
Pink Panther, ss, on waivers
Pinocchio, 2b, Paddington
Posdnuos, rf, Compton
Prince William, rp, Sao Paulo
Proteus, rp, Carolina

Q-Tip, sp, Compton
Queen Latifah, sp, Compton
Quote, sp, San Jose

Rachael Ray, sp, Kansas City
Raffaele Esposito, rp, Kansas City
Rafi Fine, cf, Cyberspace
Ragnar Thorhalsson, rf, Almaty
Rajon Rondo, lf, on waivers
Rakim, cf, on waivers
Ramses Overdark, mr, Multiverse/on waivers
Rand Paul, rp, Washington
Ranjit Singh, cf, Los Angeles
Ray Liotta, ss, Stratford
Rebel Alley, cf, Stratford
Regina Berry, sp, San Jose
Rev Run, rp, Compton
Richard Dreyfuss, 1b, Compton
Richard Feynman, ss, Philadelphia
Richard Pryor, rp, Sao Paulo
Rick Astley, rp, on waivers
Rick Moranis, rp, Sao Paulo
Rick Santorum, sp, Almaty
Rickey Green, 3b, Baltimore
Rikki Tikki Tavi, lf, Paddington
Riku, rp, San Jose
Roald Amundsen, c, Carolina
Robert Falcon Scott, c, on waivers
Robert Parish, sp, Baltimore
Robert Peary, cf, Carolina
Robert Taft, rp, Almaty
Roberto Rivellino, lf, Kratovo
Robin Scherbatsky, sp, Los Angeles
Roger Taylor, 2b, on waivers
Ron Swanson, ss, Los Angeles
Royce Da 5'9", sp, Compton
Ruric Thar the Unbowed, sp, Multiverse
Ruth Reichl, rf, on waivers
Ryan Howard, 3b, Los Angeles
Rüdiger Schnuphase, c, Carolina

Sam Jones, 3b, Cyberspace
Samantha Hoopes, rf, Milan
Sammy Griner, 2b, Cyberspace
Sandy Lyle, mr, Almaty
Scott Wedman, cf, Baltimore
Scratchy, rp, Philadelphia
Seal, sp, Seattle
Sebastian Pinera, sp, Stratford/on waivers
Sidney Kingsley, c, Sao Paulo
Sigarda Host of Herons, 1b, Multiverse
Silumgar the Drifting Death, sp, Multiverse
Simba, sp, Philadelphia
Simon Le Bon, ss, Sao Paulo
Sir John Falstaff, rp, Stratford
Siward, 2b, Stratford
Skrillex, mr, on waivers
Slick Rick, rp, Compton
Slobad Goblin Tinkerer, rf, Sao Paulo
Sora, rp, San Jose
Stanley Hudson, rp, on waivers
Stella Maxwell, sp, on waivers
Stephen Wolfram, rf, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Sticky Fingaz, cf, on waivers
Sting, rp, Seattle
Sue Sakamoto, rf, San Jose
Suzy Amis, rf, Milan
Swedish Chef, sp, Kansas City
Sygg River Cutthroat, 3b, Multiverse
Sylvester James Pussycat Sr., mr, Philadelphia
Sylvia, lf, Stratford

Taylor Marie Hill, rf, Milan
Thomas Keller, sp, Kansas City
Thurl Bailey, c, Baltimore
Thuu, cf, Paddington
Tigger, rp, on waivers
Tim Siedell, rp, Cyberspace
Tina Fey, rp, Kratovo
Toby Turner, sp, Seattle
Tolsimir Wolfblood, rf, Multiverse
Tom Colicchio, c, on waivers
Tom Connally, rp, Carolina
Tom Haverford, mr, on waivers
Tom Thacker, 1b, Seattle
Tommy Heinsohn, 2b, Kansas City
Tommy Vercetti, mr, on waivers
Tony the Tiger, 2b, Sao Paulo
Tracy Jordan, 2b, Los Angeles
Treach, rp, Compton
Troy Barnes, sp, Los Angeles
Truman the Tiger, rf, Philadelphia
Tyler Oakley, rf, Cyberspace

Ubaldo Matildo Fillol, rp, Kratovo
Ugin the Spirit Dragon, c, Multiverse

Vaan, rp, San Jose
Valentine, lf, Cyberspace/on waivers
Vasco da Gama, lf, Carolina
Venus Palermo, sp, Cyberspace
Vhati il-Dal, cf, Multiverse
Voyn Voynov, lf, on waivers

Wassily Leontief, sp, Philadelphia
Wendell Ford, rp, Washington
Wendy Darling, rp, Paddington
Wil Wheaton, ss, on waivers
Wilfried Puis, rf, Kratovo
William Francis Nolan, mr, Paddington
Willy Brandt, ss, Carolina
Wylie Dufresne, sp, Kansas City

Xira Arien, rp, Multiverse

Zach King, sp, Cyberspace
Zygmunt Maszczyk, sp, Kratovo
deadmau5, cf, Seattle/on waivers

By position

Catchers

Alan Breck Stewart, Stratford
Aldo Zilli, Kansas City
Andrew Hozier-Byrne, Kratovo
Aurelio Voltaire, Milan
B-Real, on waivers
Big the Cat, Philadelphia
Bob Cousy, Baltimore
Caroline Trentini, Milan
Curly Brace, San Jose
Dancing Baby, Cyberspace
Edgar "Taff" Evans, on waivers
Fannie Farmer, on waivers
Gaddock Teeg, Multiverse
Guy Savoy, Kansas City
Hailey Baldwin, Milan
Henry Cabot Lodge, Almaty
James Cook, Carolina
James Sunderland, San Jose
Jim Hawkins, Paddington
Key Pittman, Sao Paulo
Lawrence "Titus" Oates, on waivers
Liz Lemon, Los Angeles
Long John Silver, Paddington
Lyzolda the Blood Witch, on waivers
Macbeth, Stratford
Mario Kempes, Kratovo
Michel Platini, Kratovo
Miles Edgeworth, San Jose
Minka Kelly, Seattle/on waivers
Muezza, Sao Paulo
Nastassia Slinky, Philadelphia
Park Jae-sang, Almaty
Penelope Pussycat, Philadelphia
Roald Amundsen, Carolina
Robert Falcon Scott, on waivers
Rüdiger Schnuphase, Carolina
Sidney Kingsley, Sao Paulo
Thurl Bailey, Baltimore
Tom Colicchio, on waivers
Ugin the Spirit Dragon, Multiverse

First Basemen

Alan Bible, Washington
Ben Kweller, Seattle
Bladewing the Risen, on waivers
Donalbain, Carolina
Ebenezer Balfour, Paddington
Elizabeth Emken, Almaty
Garruk Wildspeaker, Almaty/on waivers
Gerson de Oliveira Nunes, Sao Paulo
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing, Carolina
Grand Arbiter Augustin IV, Multiverse
Ian Stewart, Seattle/Los Angeles
Jessica White, Milan
Johan Cruyff, Kratovo
Joseph Favre, Kansas City
Justine Sacco, Cyberspace
Laertes, Compton
Manute Bol, Baltimore
Michael Scott, Los Angeles/on waivers
NoÃ©mie Lenoir, Milan
Old Deuteronomy, on waivers
Oona Queen of the Fae, Multiverse
Philip Wylie, Paddington
Richard Dreyfuss, Compton
Sigarda Host of Herons, Multiverse
Tom Thacker, Seattle

Second Basemen

Anna Ewers, Milan
Annie Edison, Seattle
Basch fon Ronsenburg, San Jose
Coricopat, Philadelphia
David Balfour, Paddington
Diane Keaton, Compton
Edna Lewis, Kansas City
Emma Thompson, Seattle
Fran, San Jose
Frank Loesser, Stratford
Gigi Hadid, Milan
Heinz Winkler, Kansas City
Hello Kitty, Philadelphia/on waivers
Hilary Swank, Los Angeles
Hosea Jan Frank, Cyberspace
Jace Beleren, Multiverse
Jade Cole, on waivers
Kazuma Sakamoto, Cyberspace
Kenny Dalglish, Kratovo
Kevin McHale, Baltimore
Lidia Bastianich, Kansas City
Lily Donaldson, Milan
Lizzie McGuire, Seattle
Lucille Bluth, Stratford
Luke Perry, Sao Paulo
Maru, Philadelphia
Nag, Paddington
Ophelia, Compton
Pat Buchanan, Almaty
Patty Murray, Carolina
Pinocchio, Paddington
Roger Taylor, on waivers
Sammy Griner, Cyberspace
Siward, Stratford
Tommy Heinsohn, Kansas City
Tony the Tiger, Sao Paulo
Tracy Jordan, Los Angeles

Third Basemen

Andrew Bachelor, Cyberspace
Arthur Antunes Coimbra, Kratovo
Barney Stinson, Los Angeles
Big Boss, San Jose
Blake Wilson, on waivers
Chuck Long, Almaty
Coco Rocha, Milan
Dianne Feinstein, Carolina
Dora Marquez, on waivers
Einars Repse, Washington
Fabio Capello, Seattle
Florea Dumitrache, Kratovo/on waivers
Gerrard Capashen, Multiverse
Heavy D, Compton
Isperia the Inscrutable, on waivers
J Dilla, Compton
Jaga, Philadelphia
Jim Furyk, Almaty
Maahes, Paddington
Masta Ace, Compton
Matthew Broderick, Sao Paulo
Mufasa, Philadelphia
Nagaina, Paddington
Paolo Rossi, Kratovo
Peter Fonda, Stratford
Phyllis Dorothy James, on waivers
Rickey Green, Baltimore
Ryan Howard, Los Angeles
Sam Jones, Cyberspace
Sygg River Cutthroat, Multiverse

Shortstops

?uestlove, Seattle
Agyness Deyn, Milan
Antoine Walker, Baltimore
Benny Fine, Cyberspace
Big Daddy Kane, Kansas City
Bill Sharman, Baltimore
Cheshire Cat, Multiverse
Darrell Griffith, Baltimore
Earl Warren, Los Angeles
Elizabeth Warren, Washington
Frederick Cook, Almaty
Geppetto, Paddington
Gideon Jura, Kratovo
Heather Mason, San Jose
Hugh Jackman, Multiverse
Irisa Nyira, Cyberspace
January Jones, Compton
Jason Bateman, Almaty
Jean-Ralphio Saperstein, Los Angeles/Seattle
Laimdota Straujuma, Paddington
Larry Bird, Baltimore
Laszlo Fazekas, Kratovo
Lou Macari, Seattle/Kratovo
Mark Hamill, Sao Paulo
Marramaquiz, Seattle/Stratford
Morgan Fey, San Jose
Myla Dalbesio, Milan
Pete Maravich, Baltimore
Pink Panther, on waivers
Ray Liotta, Stratford
Richard Feynman, Philadelphia
Ron Swanson, Los Angeles
Simon Le Bon, Sao Paulo
Wil Wheaton, on waivers
Willy Brandt, Carolina

Left Fielders

Afrika Bambaataa, Los Angeles
Alex Russo, Los Angeles
Ariel Martin, Cyberspace
Blit Wizbok, Sao Paulo
Bono, Sao Paulo
Carlos Roberto de Oliveira, Kratovo
Charles Culberson, Washington
Charles Michel, Stratford
Doraemon, Philadelphia
Dralnu Lich Lord, Multiverse
Geist of Saint Traft, Multiverse
Giancarlo De Sisti, Paddington
Giovanni Rana, Kansas City
Guido Anchovy, Philadelphia
Harold Varmus, Philadelphia
Herschel Walker, Almaty
Jean-Georges Vongerichten, Kansas City
Jonathan Goldsmith, Seattle
Joël Robuchon, Kansas City
Judson Laipply, Cyberspace
Judy Garland, Sao Paulo
Kelly Gale, Milan
Kenneth Parcell, Los Angeles
Kesha Rose Sebert, Seattle
Kratos, San Jose
Marcus Smart, Baltimore
Marhault Elsdragon, Stratford
Mark Eaton, on waivers
Melle Mel, Compton
Mike Mansfield, on waivers
Patty Smyth, Carolina
Pearl Fey, San Jose
Phife Dawg, Compton
Rajon Rondo, on waivers
Rikki Tikki Tavi, Paddington
Roberto Rivellino, Kratovo
Sylvia, Stratford
Valentine, Cyberspace/on waivers
Vasco da Gama, Carolina
Voyn Voynov, on waivers

Center Fielders

Andres Guibert, Philadelphia
Angela Martin, Cyberspace
Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca, San Jose
Brent Spiner, Sao Paulo
Camille Rowe, Seattle
Carly Fiorina, Almaty
Claudio, on waivers
Claudius, Stratford
Cloris Leachman, Multiverse
DJ Premier, Compton
Dave Cowens, Baltimore
Dean Ray Koontz, Paddington
Gerry Rafferty, Almaty
Giada De Laurentiis, Kansas City
Gianfranco Chiarini, Kansas City
Grace Helbig, Cyberspace
Ina Garten, Almaty
Jacques Pépin, Kansas City
James Cameron, Sao Paulo
James M2 Cox, Almaty
Jedit Ojanen, Cyberspace
Jennifer Lawrence, Sao Paulo
Karl Mundt, Carolina
Keanu Reeves, Baltimore
Ken Jennings, Almaty
Kool Keith, on waivers
Kristy Hinze, on waivers
Mario Coluna, Kratovo
Maximillion Galactica, San Jose
Melrose Bickerstaff, Stratford
P!nk, Seattle
P-Nut, Seattle
Phoenix Wright, Stratford
Rafi Fine, Cyberspace
Rakim, on waivers
Ranjit Singh, Los Angeles
Rebel Alley, Stratford
Robert Peary, Carolina
Scott Wedman, Baltimore
Sticky Fingaz, on waivers
Thuu, Paddington
Vhati il-Dal, Multiverse
deadmau5, Seattle/on waivers

Right Fielders

Alx James, Cyberspace
Andrei Kirilenko, Baltimore
Ansem, San Jose
Atarka World Render, Multiverse
Ben Lee, Seattle
Carlos Alonso Gonzalez, Seattle
Charles Wilkes, Carolina
Chuck D, Compton
Dahlia Hawthorne, San Jose
David Chang, Kansas City
Fritz Robinson, Paddington
Gilbert Arenas, Baltimore
Grzegorz Lato, Kratovo
Hannah Montana, Los Angeles
Hristo Bonev, Stratford
Ini Miney, on waivers
Jeff Winger, Los Angeles
Julia Child, Kansas City
Justin Lall, Philadelphia/on waivers
Jürgen Sparwasser, Kratovo
Kairi, San Jose
Kent Conrad, Washington
Lily Aldrin, Kansas City
Macduff, Stratford
Pat McCarran, Carolina
Posdnuos, Compton
Ragnar Thorhalsson, Almaty
Ruth Reichl, on waivers
Samantha Hoopes, Milan
Slobad Goblin Tinkerer, Sao Paulo
Stephen Wolfram, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Sue Sakamoto, San Jose
Suzy Amis, Milan
Taylor Marie Hill, Milan
Tolsimir Wolfblood, Multiverse
Truman the Tiger, Philadelphia
Tyler Oakley, Cyberspace
Wilfried Puis, Kratovo

Starting Pitchers

Alice, Paddington
Arthur Chu, Almaty
Barbara Boxer, Milan
Beatrice, Washington
Ben Harper, Seattle
Benedick, Stratford
Bill Russell, Baltimore
Bradley Beal, Baltimore
Bruce Willis, Sao Paulo
Bubba Watson, Almaty
Byron Dorgan, Carolina
Captain Hoseason, on waivers
Captain Sisay, Multiverse
Carl Edwards, Almaty
Cassandra, Philadelphia
Christopher Columbus, Carolina
Chubby Huggs, Philadelphia
Creed Bratton, Los Angeles
Edward Adrian "Bill" Wilson, Carolina
Ema Skye, San Jose
Erin Wasson, Milan
F.D.C. Willard, on waivers
Frank Rossitano, Los Angeles
Franziska von Karma, San Jose
Gaylord Nelson, Carolina
George Kelly, Washington
George Mallory, Carolina
Gerald Ford, Sao Paulo
Henry "Birdie" Bowers, Cyberspace
Hugo Black, on waivers
Hugo Chavez, Sao Paulo
Iona Shield of Emeria, Multiverse
Jack Donaghy, Los Angeles
Jan Jongbloed, Kratovo/on waivers
Jessica Minh Anh, Milan
John 2. Stockton, Baltimore
John Wall, Baltimore
Jourdan Dunn, Milan
Julian Casablancas, Seattle
Kaa, Seattle
Kathleen Brown, Almaty
Kathryn Janeway, Stratford
Kelly Kapoor, Los Angeles
Kelly Rohrbach, Stratford
Kes, Sao Paulo
Larissa Kelly, Almaty
Larry Mullen Jr., Kratovo
Laura Dundovic, Milan
MC Lyte, Compton
Manfred von Karma, Paddington
Mangiafuoco, on waivers
March Hare, Paddington
Marley Marl, Compton
Mick Jagger, Seattle
Misa Campo, Milan
Nanna Bryndis Hilmarsdottir, Seattle
Nash Grier, Cyberspace
Nash Overstreet, on waivers
Natalie Joel, Seattle
Nathan Drake, San Jose
Nobby Stiles, Kratovo
Olivia Voldaren, Multiverse
Palladia-Mors, Multiverse
Patricia Anthony, Los Angeles
Perd Hapley, Los Angeles
Peter Morgan, Stratford
Q-Tip, Compton
Queen Latifah, Compton
Quote, San Jose
Rachael Ray, Kansas City
Regina Berry, San Jose
Rick Santorum, Almaty
Robert Parish, Baltimore
Robin Scherbatsky, Los Angeles
Royce Da 5'9", Compton
Ruric Thar the Unbowed, Multiverse
Seal, Seattle
Sebastian Pinera, Stratford/on waivers
Silumgar the Drifting Death, Multiverse
Simba, Philadelphia
Stella Maxwell, on waivers
Swedish Chef, Kansas City
Thomas Keller, Kansas City
Toby Turner, Seattle
Troy Barnes, Los Angeles
Venus Palermo, Cyberspace
Wassily Leontief, Philadelphia
Wylie Dufresne, Kansas City
Zach King, Cyberspace
Zygmunt Maszczyk, Kratovo

Middle Relievers

Abed Nadir, Los Angeles
Anne Vyalitsyna, Milan
Antonio Latini, Kansas City
Bjork Gudmundsdottir, Kratovo
Bushwick Bill, Compton
Childish Gambino, Compton
Comunardo Niccolai, Kratovo
Deron Williams, Baltimore
Dr. Horrible, Cyberspace
Elvin Hayes, Baltimore
George Herbert Walker Bush, Sao Paulo
Giacinto Facchetti, Kratovo
Hailey Clauson, Milan
Henry Bone, Paddington
Honey Badger, Cyberspace
Ignatius Pollaky, on waivers
Jacob Javits, Stratford
Jim Bunning, Carolina
John Havlicek, Baltimore
Jon Tester, Sao Paulo
Julian Gingivere, Philadelphia
Marc Connelly, Stratford
Matt Harpring, Baltimore
Mia Fey, on waivers
Ramses Overdark, Multiverse/on waivers
Sandy Lyle, Almaty
Skrillex, on waivers
Sylvester James Pussycat Sr., Philadelphia
Tom Haverford, on waivers
Tommy Vercetti, on waivers
William Francis Nolan, Paddington

Relief Pitchers

Alan Cranston, Stratford/on waivers
Alben W. Barkley, Carolina
Alexandra Daddario, Milan
Apsley Cherry-Garrard, Carolina
Arnold Vinick, on waivers
Ashley Graham, Los Angeles
Aubie, Philadelphia
Balthier, San Jose
Bayonetta, San Jose
Billy Bremner, Kratovo
Bobby Newport, on waivers
Borborygmos, Multiverse
Britta Perry, Seattle
Bryon Russell, on waivers
Captain Alexander Smollett, Paddington
Carmen Kass, Milan
Charlie Duke, Carolina
Chef, Multiverse
Chord Overstreet, Seattle
Chris Overstreet, on waivers
Dan Aykroyd, Los Angeles
Dan Savage, Sao Paulo
Dark Kat, Philadelphia
Darryl McDaniels, Compton
Dave Barry, Sao Paulo
Denny Hamlin, Almaty
Don Rickles, on waivers
Elspeth Tirel, Multiverse
Enrique Ballestrero, Kratovo
Figaro, Philadelphia
Flashman, Paddington
Fran Drescher, Kansas City
Franz Beckenbauer, Kratovo
George Clement Perkins, Stratford
Greven il-Vec, Multiverse
Gualtiero Marchesi, Kansas City
Gwafa Hazid Profiteer, Philadelphia
Hampton the Hamster, Cyberspace/on waivers
Hathi, Paddington
Herb Kohl, Carolina
Hobbes, Philadelphia
Jam Master Jay, Compton
Jenna Maroney, Los Angeles
Jerry Gergich, on waivers
John Darling, Paddington
John Hoynes, Almaty
John Marston, San Jose
Jose Pereira, Carolina
Karl Malone, Baltimore
Keith Richards, Los Angeles
Khaled Mohamed Khaled, Cyberspace
King Lyncus, Philadelphia
Kool DJ Red Alert, Compton
Kristjan Pall Kristjansson, Seattle
Kurtis Blow, Compton
Lady Victoria Hervey, Milan
Mac Manc McManx, Philadelphia
Malcolm, Stratford
Mario Frittoli, Kansas City
Matt Harding, Cyberspace
Meg Whitman, Almaty
Mistress Ford, Stratford
Paul Pierce, Baltimore
Paulina Vega, Milan
Penelo, on waivers
Peter Pan, Paddington
Phil Mickelson, Almaty
Philosoraptor, Cyberspace
Pillsbury Doughboy, Kansas City
Prince William, Sao Paulo
Proteus, Carolina
Raffaele Esposito, Kansas City
Rand Paul, Washington
Rev Run, Compton
Richard Pryor, Sao Paulo
Rick Astley, on waivers
Rick Moranis, Sao Paulo
Riku, San Jose
Robert Taft, Almaty
Scratchy, Philadelphia
Sir John Falstaff, Stratford
Slick Rick, Compton
Sora, San Jose
Stanley Hudson, on waivers
Sting, Seattle
Tigger, on waivers
Tim Siedell, Cyberspace
Tina Fey, Kratovo
Tom Connally, Carolina
Treach, Compton
Ubaldo Matildo Fillol, Kratovo
Vaan, San Jose
Wendell Ford, Washington
Wendy Darling, Paddington
Xira Arien, Multiverse