Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 5011 Liz Lemon, 22, c (224 G, 0.2 DR/40, 2.3 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 5135 Ian Stewart, 22, 1b (79 G, 1.4 DR/40, -0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5055 Tracy Jordan, 24, 2b (197 G, 4.4 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4957 Hilary Swank, 24, 2b (154 G, 3.9 DR/40, -8.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4825 Barney Stinson, 26, 3b (290 G, 6.2 DR/40, -7.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4745 Ryan Howard, 24, 3b (263 G, -1.5 DR/40, -3.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4472 Earl Warren, 32, ss (418 G, -1.8 DR/40, 8.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4963 Ron Swanson, 26, ss (280 G, 5.1 DR/40, 4.7 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 4510 Afrika Bambaataa, 31, lf (504 G, -1.8 DR/40, 8.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5216 Alex Russo, 21, lf (89 G, 1.8 DR/40, -5.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4882 Ranjit Singh, 23, cf (155 G, 1.5 DR/40, 0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5071 Jeff Winger, 23, rf (167 G, 1.1 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5211 Hannah Montana, 22, rf (46 G, -5.3 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 4317 Patricia Anthony, 30, sp (249 G, 10.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4765 Creed Bratton, 27, sp (136 G, 0.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4766 Kelly Kapoor, 25, sp (103 G, 0.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5041 Jack Donaghy, 24, sp (66 G, 0.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5062 Troy Barnes, 24, sp (19 G, -0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5356 Perd Hapley, 20, sp (18 G, -1.1 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 4884 Keith Richards, 25, rp (144 G, 8.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4917 Dan Aykroyd, 25, rp (136 G, 2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 4991 Kenneth Parcell, 21, lf (87 G, -3.0 DR/40, -6.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 4844 Robin Scherbatsky, 23, sp (55 G, -4.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5018 Frank Rossitano, 23, sp (49 G, -5.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5019 Jenna Maroney, 22, rp (32 G, -7.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5060 Abed Nadir, 22, mr (21 G, -19.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5294 Ashley Graham, 18, rp (who?)