Roster for Almaty Almosts:

Catchers:

• 4853 Park Jae-sang, 27, c (314 G, 0.5 DR/40, -0.2 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 5178 Henry Cabot Lodge, 23, 1b (137 G, -2.0 DR/40, -0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5170 Pat Buchanan, 24, 2b (137 G, 3.3 DR/40, 1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5030 Chuck Long, 26, 3b (229 G, 4.1 DR/40, -8.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 5247 Jim Furyk, 22, 3b (76 G, -2.2 DR/40, 2.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4431 Richard Feynman, 29, ss (484 G, -2.8 DR/40, 4.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4633 Jason Bateman, 27, ss (159 G, -5.0 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 5036 Herschel Walker, 26, lf (146 G, 2.4 DR/40, -0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4805 James M2 Cox, 26, cf (308 G, -3.4 DR/40, 5.2 OR/40)
• 5061 Ken Jennings, 23, cf (166 G, 0.5 DR/40, -0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 4746 Ragnar Thorhalsson, 26, rf (279 G, 2.1 DR/40, -6.1 OR/40)
• 5362 Carly Fiorina, 22, rf (75 G, -3.5 DR/40, 16.6 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 4822 Simba, 28, sp (141 G, 12.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5079 Arthur Chu, 25, sp (55 G, -2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5175 Rick Santorum, 23, sp (48 G, 1.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 5233 Sandy Lyle, 23, mr (50 G, -8.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4612 John Hoynes, 31, rp (204 G, 9.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4946 Denny Hamlin, 27, rp (152 G, 7.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5160 Scratchy, 24, rp (94 G, 5.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5334 Meg Whitman, 20, rp (29 G, 3.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5414 Real Quiet, 18, rp (24 G, 3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 4955 Carl Edwards, 26, sp (121 G, -0.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5130 Frederick Cook, 25, ss (74 G, -3.1 DR/40, 4.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 5120 Larissa Kelly, 23, sp (26 G, -10.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5369 Elizabeth Emken, 21, 1b (26 G, 4.3 DR/40, -17.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 5238 Bubba Watson, 23, sp (24 G, -11.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5272 Phil Mickelson, 21, rp (21 G, -9.8 PRAA/300) (who?)