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SimBase Players, Year 60

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By position: c | 1b | 2b | 3b | ss | lf | cf | rf | sp | mr | rp

2D, rp, Seattle
?uestlove, ss, Seattle

Abed Nadir, mr, Los Angeles
Adrianne Ho, c, Milan
Afrika Bambaataa, lf, Kansas City
Agyness Deyn, ss, Multiverse
Alan Bible, 1b, Washington
Alan Breck Stewart, c, Stratford
Alben W. Barkley, rp, Carolina
Aldo Zilli, c, Kansas City
Alex Russo, lf, Los Angeles
Alexandra Daddario, rp, Milan
Ali Parvin, 2b, on waivers
Alice, sp, Paddington/on waivers
Alx James, rf, Cyberspace
Amy Farrah Fowler, 2b, Los Angeles
Andrei Kirilenko, rf, Baltimore
Andres Guibert, cf, on waivers
Andrew Bachelor, 3b, Cyberspace
Andrew Hozier-Byrne, c, on waivers
Angela Martin, cf, Cyberspace
Anna Ewers, 2b, Milan
Anne Vyalitsyna, mr, Milan
Annie Edison, 2b, Seattle
Ansem, rf, San Jose
Antoine Walker, ss, Baltimore
Antonio Latini, mr, on waivers
Apsley Cherry-Garrard, rp, Carolina
Ariel Martin, lf, on waivers
Arthur Antunes Coimbra, 3b, Kratovo
Arthur Chu, sp, Almaty
Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca, cf, San Jose
Ashley Graham, rp, Los Angeles
Atarka World Render, lf, Multiverse
Athreos God of Passage, rf, Milan
Aubie, rp, Philadelphia
Aurelio Voltaire, c, on waivers
Ayli Eternal Pilgrim, lf, on waivers

Balthier, rp, San Jose
Barbara Boxer, sp, Milan
Barney Stinson, 3b, Los Angeles
Basch fon Ronsenburg, 2b, San Jose
Bayonetta, rp, San Jose
Beatrice, sp, Washington
Ben Harper, sp, Seattle
Ben Kweller, cf, Seattle
Ben Lee, rf, Seattle
Benedick, sp, Stratford
Benny Fine, ss, Cyberspace
Benny the Bengal, sp, Philadelphia
Bernadette Rostenkowski, rp, on waivers
Bernie Mac, 1b, on waivers
Big Boss, 3b, San Jose
Big Daddy Kane, ss, Kansas City
Big the Cat, c, Philadelphia
Bill Russell, sp, on waivers
Bill Sharman, ss, Baltimore
Billy Bremner, rp, Kratovo
Bjork Gudmundsdottir, mr, Kratovo
Blit Wizbok, lf, Sao Paulo
Bob Cousy, c, Baltimore
Bob Pettit, c, Baltimore
Bobby Flay, mr, Kansas City
Bono, lf, Sao Paulo
Borborygmos, rp, Paddington
Bradley Beal, sp, Baltimore
Brent Spiner, cf, Sao Paulo
Britta Perry, rp, on waivers
Bruce Willis, sp, Sao Paulo
Brynjar Leifsson, c, on waivers
Bubba Watson, sp, Almaty
Bushwick Bill, mr, Compton
Byron Dorgan, sp, Carolina

Camille Rowe, cf, Milan
Captain Alexander Smollett, rp, Paddington
Captain James Hook, 3b, Milan
Captain Sisay, sp, Multiverse
Carl Edwards, sp, Almaty
Carlos Alonso Gonzalez, rf, on waivers
Carlos Roberto de Oliveira, lf, Kratovo
Carly Fiorina, rf, Almaty
Carmen Kass, rp, Milan
Caroline Trentini, c, Milan
Cassandra, sp, on waivers
Charles Culberson, lf, Washington
Charles Michel, lf, Stratford
Charles Wilkes, rf, Carolina
Charlie Duke, rp, Carolina
Chef, rp, Multiverse
Cheshire Cat, ss, on waivers
Childish Gambino, mr, Compton/on waivers
Chord Overstreet, rp, Seattle
Christopher Columbus, sp, Carolina
Chubby Huggs, rp, Philadelphia
Chuck D, rf, Compton
Chuck Long, 3b, Almaty
Claudio Gentile, rp, Kratovo
Claudius, cf, Stratford
Cliff Hagan, lf, Baltimore
Cloris Leachman, cf, Multiverse
Clyde Lovelette, 3b, Baltimore
Coco Rocha, 3b, Milan
Comunardo Niccolai, mr, Kratovo
Coricopat, 2b, Philadelphia
Creed Bratton, sp, Los Angeles
Curly Brace, c, San Jose

DJ Premier, cf, on waivers
DJ Spinderella, mr, Compton
Dahlia Hawthorne, rf, San Jose
Dan Aykroyd, rp, Los Angeles
Dan Savage, rp, Sao Paulo
Dancing Baby, c, on waivers
Dark Kat, rp, Philadelphia
Darrell Griffith, ss, Baltimore
Darryl McDaniels, rp, Compton
Dave Barry, rp, Sao Paulo
Dave Cowens, cf, Baltimore
David Balfour, 2b, Paddington
David Chang, rf, Kansas City
David DeVore Jr, mr, Cyberspace
Dean Ray Koontz, cf, Paddington
Denny Hamlin, rp, Almaty
Deron Williams, mr, Baltimore
Diane Keaton, 2b, Compton
Dianne Feinstein, 3b, Carolina
Donalbain, 1b, Carolina
Doraemon, lf, Philadelphia
Dr. Horrible, mr, Cyberspace
Dralnu Lich Lord, lf, Multiverse

Earl Warren, ss, Los Angeles
Ebenezer Balfour, 1b, Paddington
Edmund Hillary, lf, Carolina
Edna Lewis, 2b, Kansas City
Edward Adrian "Bill" Wilson, sp, on waivers
Einars Repse, 3b, Washington
Elizabeth Emken, 1b, Almaty
Elizabeth Warren, ss, Washington
Elspeth Tirel, mr, Multiverse
Elvin Hayes, mr, Baltimore
Ema Skye, sp, San Jose
Emma Thompson, 2b, on waivers
Enrique Ballestrero, rp, Kratovo
Erin Wasson, sp, Milan

Fabio Capello, 3b, Seattle
Figaro, rp, Philadelphia
Flashman, rp, Paddington
Fran, 2b, San Jose
Fran Drescher, rp, Kansas City
Frank Loesser, 2b, Stratford
Frank Rossitano, sp, on waivers
Franz Beckenbauer, rp, Kratovo
Franziska von Karma, sp, San Jose
Frederick Cook, ss, Almaty
Fritz Robinson, rf, Paddington

Gaddock Teeg, c, Multiverse
Gaylord Nelson, sp, Carolina
Geist of Saint Traft, rf, Multiverse
George Clement Perkins, rp, Washington
George Herbert Walker Bush, mr, Sao Paulo
George Kelly, sp, Washington
George Mallory, sp, Carolina
Geppetto, ss, Paddington
Gerald Ford, sp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Gerrard Capashen, 3b, Multiverse
Gerry Rafferty, lf, on waivers
Gerson de Oliveira Nunes, 1b, Sao Paulo
Giacinto Facchetti, mr, Kratovo
Giada De Laurentiis, cf, Kansas City/Stratford
Giancarlo De Sisti, lf, Paddington
Gianfranco Chiarini, cf, Kansas City
Gideon Jura, ss, Kratovo
Gigi Hadid, 2b, Milan
Gilbert Arenas, rf, Baltimore
Giovanni Rana, lf, Seattle
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing, 1b, Washington
Grace Helbig, cf, Cyberspace
Grand Arbiter Augustin IV, 1b, Multiverse
Greven il-Vec, rp, Multiverse
Growltiger, cf, Philadelphia
Grzegorz Lato, rf, Kratovo
Gualtiero Marchesi, rp, Kansas City
Guido Anchovy, lf, Philadelphia/Sao Paulo
Guy Savoy, c, Kansas City
Gwafa Hazid Profiteer, rp, on waivers

Hailey Baldwin, c, Milan
Hailey Clauson, mr, Paddington
Hannah Montana, rf, Los Angeles
Harold Varmus, lf, Philadelphia
Hathi, rp, Paddington
Heather Mason, ss, San Jose
Heavy D, 3b, Compton
Heinz Winkler, 2b, Kansas City
Henry "Birdie" Bowers, sp, Cyberspace
Henry Bone, mr, on waivers
Henry Cabot Lodge, 1b, Almaty
Herb Kohl, rp, Carolina
Herschel Walker, lf, Almaty
Hilary Swank, 2b, Los Angeles
Hobbes, rp, Philadelphia/Stratford
Honey Badger, mr, Cyberspace
Hosea Jan Frank, 2b, Cyberspace
Howard Wolowitz, lf, Los Angeles
Hristo Bonev, rf, Stratford
Hugh Jackman, ss, Multiverse
Hugo Chavez, sp, Sao Paulo

Ian Stewart, 1b, Los Angeles
Ina Garten, cf, on waivers
Iona Shield of Emeria, sp, Multiverse
Irisa Nyira, ss, Cyberspace
Isabeli Fontana, rp, Milan

J Dilla, 3b, Compton
Jace Beleren, 2b, on waivers
Jack Donaghy, sp, Los Angeles
Jacob Javits, mr, Stratford
Jacques Pépin, cf, Kansas City
Jaga, 3b, Philadelphia
Jake Clawson, sp, Philadelphia
Jam Master Jay, rp, Compton
James Cameron, cf, Sao Paulo
James Cook, c, Carolina
James M2 Cox, cf, Almaty
James Sunderland, 1b, San Jose
Jamie Oliver, sp, Kansas City
January Jones, ss, Compton
Jason Bateman, ss, Almaty
Jason Sudeikis, rp, Sao Paulo
Jean-Georges Vongerichten, lf, Kansas City
Jean-Marie Trappeniers, rp, Kratovo
Jean-Ralphio Saperstein, ss, Seattle
Jedit Ojanen, cf, Cyberspace
Jeff Winger, rf, Los Angeles
Jenna Maroney, rp, on waivers
Jennifer Lawrence, cf, Sao Paulo
Jessica Minh Anh, sp, Milan
Jessica White, 1b, Milan
Jim Bunning, mr, Carolina
Jim Caviezel, 2b, on waivers
Jim Furyk, 3b, Almaty
Jim Hawkins, c, Paddington
Johan Cruyff, 1b, Kratovo
John 2. Stockton, sp, Baltimore
John Darling, rp, Paddington
John Havlicek, mr, Baltimore
John Hoynes, rp, Almaty
John Marston, rp, San Jose
John Wall, sp, Baltimore
Jon Tester, mr, Sao Paulo
Jonathan Goldsmith, lf, on waivers
Jose Pereira, rp, Carolina
Joseph Favre, rf, Kansas City/Seattle
Jourdan Dunn, sp, on waivers
Joël Robuchon, lf, Kansas City
Judson Laipply, lf, Cyberspace
Judy Garland, lf, Sao Paulo
Julia Child, rf, Kansas City
Julian Casablancas, sp, on waivers
Julian Gingivere, mr, on waivers
Justine Sacco, 1b, Cyberspace
Jürgen Sparwasser, rf, on waivers

Kaa, sp, Seattle/on waivers
Kairi, rf, San Jose
Karl Malone, rp, Baltimore
Karl Mundt, cf, Carolina
Kathleen Brown, sp, Almaty/on waivers
Kathryn Janeway, sp, Stratford
Kazuma Sakamoto, 2b, Cyberspace
Keanu Reeves, cf, Baltimore
Keith Richards, rp, Los Angeles
Kelly Gale, lf, Stratford
Kelly Kapoor, sp, Los Angeles
Kelly Rohrbach, sp, Stratford
Ken Jennings, cf, Almaty
Kenneth Parcell, lf, Los Angeles
Kenny Dalglish, 2b, Kratovo
Kent Conrad, rf, Washington
Kes, sp, Sao Paulo
Kesha Rose Sebert, lf, Seattle
Kevin McHale, 2b, Baltimore
Key Pittman, c, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Khaled Mohamed Khaled, rp, Cyberspace
King Lyncus, rp, Philadelphia
Kool DJ Red Alert, rp, Compton
Kotick, 2b, Paddington
Kratos, lf, San Jose
Kristjan Pall Kristjansson, rp, Seattle
Kurtis Blow, rp, on waivers

Lady Victoria Hervey, rp, Milan
Laertes, 1b, Compton
Laimdota Straujuma, ss, Paddington
Larissa Kelly, sp, Almaty
Larry Bird, ss, Baltimore
Larry Mullen Jr., sp, Kratovo
Laszlo Fazekas, ss, on waivers
Laura Dundovic, sp, Milan
Lennox, rf, Seattle
Leonard Hofstadter, rp, Los Angeles
Lidia Bastianich, 2b, Kansas City
Lilly Singh, rp, Cyberspace
Lily Aldrin, rf, Kansas City
Lily Donaldson, 2b, Milan/on waivers
Liz Lemon, c, Los Angeles
Lizzie McGuire, 2b, Seattle/on waivers
Long John Silver, c, Paddington
Lou Macari, ss, on waivers
Lucille Bluth, 2b, Stratford
Luke Perry, 2b, Sao Paulo

MC Lyte, sp, on waivers
Maahes, 3b, Paddington
Mac Manc McManx, rp, Philadelphia
Macbeth, c, Stratford
Macduff, rf, Stratford
Malcolm, rp, Stratford
Manfred von Karma, sp, Paddington
Manute Bol, 1b, Baltimore
Marc Connelly, mr, Stratford
March Hare, sp, Paddington
Marcus Smart, lf, Baltimore
Marhault Elsdragon, lf, Stratford
Mario Coluna, cf, Kratovo
Mario Frittoli, rp, Kansas City
Mario Kempes, c, Kratovo
Mark Hamill, ss, Sao Paulo
Marley Marl, sp, Compton
Marramaquiz, ss, Stratford
Maru, 1b, Philadelphia
Masta Ace, 3b, Compton
Matt Harding, rp, Cyberspace
Matt Harpring, mr, Baltimore
Matthew Broderick, 3b, Sao Paulo
Maximillion Galactica, cf, San Jose
Meg Whitman, rp, Almaty
Melle Mel, lf, on waivers
Melrose Bickerstaff, cf, Stratford/Philadelphia
Michel Platini, c, Kratovo
Mick Jagger, sp, Seattle/Kansas City
Miles Edgeworth, c, San Jose
Misa Campo, sp, Milan
Mistress Ford, rp, Stratford
Morgan Fey, ss, San Jose
Muezza, c, Sao Paulo
Mufasa, 3b, Philadelphia
Murdoc Niccals, 1b, Seattle
Myla Dalbesio, ss, Milan

Nag, 2b, Multiverse
Nagaina, 3b, Paddington
Nanna Bryndis Hilmarsdottir, sp, Seattle
Nash Grier, sp, Cyberspace
Nastassia Slinky, c, Philadelphia
Natalie Galkina, ss, Milan
Natalie Joel, sp, Seattle
Nathalia Ramos, rf, on waivers
Nathan Drake, sp, San Jose
Nestor Combin, 2b, Kratovo
Nicholas Fraser, c, Cyberspace
Nick Hexum, cf, Seattle
Nobby Stiles, sp, Kratovo
Noodle, 3b, Seattle
Noodles, 3b, Seattle
NoÃ©mie Lenoir, 1b, Stratford

Obzedat Ghost Council, 2b, Multiverse
Olivia Voldaren, sp, Multiverse
Oona Queen of the Fae, 1b, Multiverse
Ophelia, 2b, Compton

P!nk, cf, Seattle
P-Nut, cf, Seattle/on waivers
Palladia-Mors, sp, Multiverse
Paolo Rossi, 3b, Kratovo
Park Jae-sang, c, Almaty
Pat Buchanan, 2b, Almaty
Pat McCarran, rf, Carolina
Patricia Anthony, sp, Los Angeles
Patty Murray, 2b, Carolina
Patty Smyth, lf, Washington
Paul Pierce, rp, Baltimore
Paulina Vega, rp, Milan
Pearl Fey, lf, San Jose
Penelope Pussycat, ss, Philadelphia
Penny, sp, Los Angeles
Pepa, 2b, Compton
Perd Hapley, sp, Los Angeles
Pete Maravich, ss, Baltimore
Peter Fonda, 3b, Stratford
Peter Morgan, sp, Stratford
Peter Pan, sp, Paddington
Phife Dawg, lf, Compton
Phil Mickelson, rp, Almaty
Philip Wylie, 1b, on waivers
Philosoraptor, rp, on waivers
Phoenix Wright, cf, on waivers
Pillsbury Doughboy, rp, Kansas City
Pinocchio, 2b, Paddington
Player 1, rp, San Jose
Player 2, 1b, on waivers
Posdnuos, rf, Compton
Prince William, rp, Sao Paulo
Proteus, rp, Washington

Q-Tip, sp, Compton
Queen Latifah, sp, Compton
Quote, sp, San Jose

Rachael Ray, rp, Kansas City
Raffaele Esposito, rp, Kansas City
Rafi Fine, cf, Cyberspace
Ragnar Thorhalsson, rf, Almaty
Raj Koothrappali, rp, Los Angeles
Rand Paul, rp, Washington
Ranjit Singh, cf, Los Angeles
Ray Liotta, ss, Stratford
Real Quiet, rp, Almaty
Rebel Alley, cf, Stratford/on waivers
Regina Berry, sp, San Jose
Rev Run, rp, Compton
Richard Dreyfuss, 1b, Compton
Richard Feynman, ss, Philadelphia/Almaty
Richard Pryor, rp, Sao Paulo
Rick Moranis, rp, Sao Paulo
Rick Santorum, sp, Almaty
Rickey Green, 3b, on waivers
Riggu Felis, c, Philadelphia
Rikki Tikki Tavi, lf, Paddington
Riku, rp, San Jose
Roald Amundsen, c, Carolina
Roary the Lion, 3b, on waivers
Robert Parish, sp, on waivers
Robert Peary, cf, Carolina
Robert Taft, rp, on waivers
Roberto Rivellino, lf, Kratovo
Robin Scherbatsky, sp, on waivers
Ron Swanson, ss, Los Angeles
Ross, lf, Milan
Royce Da 5'9", sp, Compton
Ruric Thar the Unbowed, sp, Multiverse
Russel Hobbs, 3b, Seattle
Ryan Howard, 3b, on waivers
Rüdiger Schnuphase, c, Carolina

Salt, sp, Compton
Sam Jones, 3b, Cyberspace
Samantha Hoopes, rf, on waivers
Sammy Griner, 2b, Cyberspace
Sandy Lyle, mr, Almaty
Scott Wedman, cf, Baltimore
Scratchy, rp, Philadelphia/Almaty
Seal, sp, Seattle
Sepp Maier, sp, Kratovo
Sheldon Cooper, sp, Seattle
Sidney Kingsley, c, Sao Paulo
Sigarda Host of Herons, 1b, Multiverse
Silumgar the Drifting Death, sp, Multiverse
Silver Charm, rp, on waivers
Simba, sp, Philadelphia/Almaty
Simon Le Bon, ss, Sao Paulo
Sir John Falstaff, rp, Stratford
Siward, 2b, Stratford
Slick Rick, rp, Compton
Slobad Goblin Tinkerer, rf, on waivers
Smarty Jones, sp, Almaty/Philadelphia
Sora, rp, San Jose
Sting, rp, Seattle
Sue Sakamoto, rf, Compton
Sunday Silence, 2b, Almaty/Philadelphia
Suzy Amis, rf, Milan
Swedish Chef, sp, Kansas City
Sygg River Cutthroat, 3b, Milan
Sylvester James Pussycat Sr., mr, Philadelphia
Sylvia, lf, Stratford

Taylor Marie Hill, rf, Milan
Temime Lahzami, 2b, Kratovo
Tenzing Norgay, ss, Carolina
Terminator X, 1b, Compton
Teysa Orzhov Scion, c, Multiverse
Thomas Keller, sp, Kansas City
Thurl Bailey, c, Baltimore
Thuu, cf, Paddington
Tim Siedell, rp, Cyberspace
Tina Fey, rp, Kratovo
Tinker Bell, ss, Paddington
Toby Turner, sp, Seattle
Tolsimir Wolfblood, rf, Multiverse
Tom Connally, rp, Carolina
Tom Thacker, c, Seattle
Tommy Heinsohn, 2b, Kansas City
Tony the Tiger, 2b, Sao Paulo
Toomai, c, Paddington
Tracy Jordan, 2b, Los Angeles
Treach, rp, Compton
Troy Barnes, sp, Los Angeles
Truman the Tiger, rf, Philadelphia/Sao Paulo
Tyler Oakley, rf, Cyberspace

Ubaldo Matildo Fillol, rp, Kratovo
Ugin the Spirit Dragon, c, Multiverse

Vaan, rp, San Jose
Vasco da Gama, lf, Carolina
Venus Palermo, sp, Cyberspace
Vhati il-Dal, cf, Multiverse
Vitus Bering, lf, Carolina

Wassily Leontief, sp, Philadelphia/on waivers
Wendell Ford, rp, Washington
Wendy Darling, sp, Paddington
Wilfried Puis, rf, on waivers
Willem Barents, lf, Carolina
William Francis Nolan, mr, on waivers
Willy Brandt, ss, Carolina
Wylie Dufresne, sp, Kansas City

Xira Arien, rp, Multiverse

Zach King, sp, Cyberspace
Zygmunt Maszczyk, sp, Kratovo

By position

Catchers

Adrianne Ho, Milan
Alan Breck Stewart, Stratford
Aldo Zilli, Kansas City
Andrew Hozier-Byrne, on waivers
Aurelio Voltaire, on waivers
Big the Cat, Philadelphia
Bob Cousy, Baltimore
Bob Pettit, Baltimore
Brynjar Leifsson, on waivers
Caroline Trentini, Milan
Curly Brace, San Jose
Dancing Baby, on waivers
Gaddock Teeg, Multiverse
Guy Savoy, Kansas City
Hailey Baldwin, Milan
James Cook, Carolina
Jim Hawkins, Paddington
Key Pittman, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Liz Lemon, Los Angeles
Long John Silver, Paddington
Macbeth, Stratford
Mario Kempes, Kratovo
Michel Platini, Kratovo
Miles Edgeworth, San Jose
Muezza, Sao Paulo
Nastassia Slinky, Philadelphia
Nicholas Fraser, Cyberspace
Park Jae-sang, Almaty
Riggu Felis, Philadelphia
Roald Amundsen, Carolina
Rüdiger Schnuphase, Carolina
Sidney Kingsley, Sao Paulo
Teysa Orzhov Scion, Multiverse
Thurl Bailey, Baltimore
Tom Thacker, Seattle
Toomai, Paddington
Ugin the Spirit Dragon, Multiverse

First Basemen

Alan Bible, Washington
Bernie Mac, on waivers
Donalbain, Carolina
Ebenezer Balfour, Paddington
Elizabeth Emken, Almaty
Gerson de Oliveira Nunes, Sao Paulo
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing, Washington
Grand Arbiter Augustin IV, Multiverse
Henry Cabot Lodge, Almaty
Ian Stewart, Los Angeles
James Sunderland, San Jose
Jessica White, Milan
Johan Cruyff, Kratovo
Justine Sacco, Cyberspace
Laertes, Compton
Manute Bol, Baltimore
Maru, Philadelphia
Murdoc Niccals, Seattle
NoÃ©mie Lenoir, Stratford
Oona Queen of the Fae, Multiverse
Philip Wylie, on waivers
Player 2, on waivers
Richard Dreyfuss, Compton
Sigarda Host of Herons, Multiverse
Terminator X, Compton

Second Basemen

Ali Parvin, on waivers
Amy Farrah Fowler, Los Angeles
Anna Ewers, Milan
Annie Edison, Seattle
Basch fon Ronsenburg, San Jose
Coricopat, Philadelphia
David Balfour, Paddington
Diane Keaton, Compton
Edna Lewis, Kansas City
Emma Thompson, on waivers
Fran, San Jose
Frank Loesser, Stratford
Gigi Hadid, Milan
Heinz Winkler, Kansas City
Hilary Swank, Los Angeles
Hosea Jan Frank, Cyberspace
Jace Beleren, on waivers
Jim Caviezel, on waivers
Kazuma Sakamoto, Cyberspace
Kenny Dalglish, Kratovo
Kevin McHale, Baltimore
Kotick, Paddington
Lidia Bastianich, Kansas City
Lily Donaldson, Milan/on waivers
Lizzie McGuire, Seattle/on waivers
Lucille Bluth, Stratford
Luke Perry, Sao Paulo
Nag, Multiverse
Nestor Combin, Kratovo
Obzedat Ghost Council, Multiverse
Ophelia, Compton
Pat Buchanan, Almaty
Patty Murray, Carolina
Pepa, Compton
Pinocchio, Paddington
Sammy Griner, Cyberspace
Siward, Stratford
Sunday Silence, Almaty/Philadelphia
Temime Lahzami, Kratovo
Tommy Heinsohn, Kansas City
Tony the Tiger, Sao Paulo
Tracy Jordan, Los Angeles

Third Basemen

Andrew Bachelor, Cyberspace
Arthur Antunes Coimbra, Kratovo
Barney Stinson, Los Angeles
Big Boss, San Jose
Captain James Hook, Milan
Chuck Long, Almaty
Clyde Lovelette, Baltimore
Coco Rocha, Milan
Dianne Feinstein, Carolina
Einars Repse, Washington
Fabio Capello, Seattle
Gerrard Capashen, Multiverse
Heavy D, Compton
J Dilla, Compton
Jaga, Philadelphia
Jim Furyk, Almaty
Maahes, Paddington
Masta Ace, Compton
Matthew Broderick, Sao Paulo
Mufasa, Philadelphia
Nagaina, Paddington
Noodle, Seattle
Noodles, Seattle
Paolo Rossi, Kratovo
Peter Fonda, Stratford
Rickey Green, on waivers
Roary the Lion, on waivers
Russel Hobbs, Seattle
Ryan Howard, on waivers
Sam Jones, Cyberspace
Sygg River Cutthroat, Milan

Shortstops

?uestlove, Seattle
Agyness Deyn, Multiverse
Antoine Walker, Baltimore
Benny Fine, Cyberspace
Big Daddy Kane, Kansas City
Bill Sharman, Baltimore
Cheshire Cat, on waivers
Darrell Griffith, Baltimore
Earl Warren, Los Angeles
Elizabeth Warren, Washington
Frederick Cook, Almaty
Geppetto, Paddington
Gideon Jura, Kratovo
Heather Mason, San Jose
Hugh Jackman, Multiverse
Irisa Nyira, Cyberspace
January Jones, Compton
Jason Bateman, Almaty
Jean-Ralphio Saperstein, Seattle
Laimdota Straujuma, Paddington
Larry Bird, Baltimore
Laszlo Fazekas, on waivers
Lou Macari, on waivers
Mark Hamill, Sao Paulo
Marramaquiz, Stratford
Morgan Fey, San Jose
Myla Dalbesio, Milan
Natalie Galkina, Milan
Penelope Pussycat, Philadelphia
Pete Maravich, Baltimore
Ray Liotta, Stratford
Richard Feynman, Philadelphia/Almaty
Ron Swanson, Los Angeles
Simon Le Bon, Sao Paulo
Tenzing Norgay, Carolina
Tinker Bell, Paddington
Willy Brandt, Carolina

Left Fielders

Afrika Bambaataa, Kansas City
Alex Russo, Los Angeles
Ariel Martin, on waivers
Atarka World Render, Multiverse
Ayli Eternal Pilgrim, on waivers
Blit Wizbok, Sao Paulo
Bono, Sao Paulo
Carlos Roberto de Oliveira, Kratovo
Charles Culberson, Washington
Charles Michel, Stratford
Cliff Hagan, Baltimore
Doraemon, Philadelphia
Dralnu Lich Lord, Multiverse
Edmund Hillary, Carolina
Gerry Rafferty, on waivers
Giancarlo De Sisti, Paddington
Giovanni Rana, Seattle
Guido Anchovy, Philadelphia/Sao Paulo
Harold Varmus, Philadelphia
Herschel Walker, Almaty
Howard Wolowitz, Los Angeles
Jean-Georges Vongerichten, Kansas City
Jonathan Goldsmith, on waivers
Joël Robuchon, Kansas City
Judson Laipply, Cyberspace
Judy Garland, Sao Paulo
Kelly Gale, Stratford
Kenneth Parcell, Los Angeles
Kesha Rose Sebert, Seattle
Kratos, San Jose
Marcus Smart, Baltimore
Marhault Elsdragon, Stratford
Melle Mel, on waivers
Patty Smyth, Washington
Pearl Fey, San Jose
Phife Dawg, Compton
Rikki Tikki Tavi, Paddington
Roberto Rivellino, Kratovo
Ross, Milan
Sylvia, Stratford
Vasco da Gama, Carolina
Vitus Bering, Carolina
Willem Barents, Carolina

Center Fielders

Andres Guibert, on waivers
Angela Martin, Cyberspace
Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca, San Jose
Ben Kweller, Seattle
Brent Spiner, Sao Paulo
Camille Rowe, Milan
Claudius, Stratford
Cloris Leachman, Multiverse
DJ Premier, on waivers
Dave Cowens, Baltimore
Dean Ray Koontz, Paddington
Giada De Laurentiis, Kansas City/Stratford
Gianfranco Chiarini, Kansas City
Grace Helbig, Cyberspace
Growltiger, Philadelphia
Ina Garten, on waivers
Jacques Pépin, Kansas City
James Cameron, Sao Paulo
James M2 Cox, Almaty
Jedit Ojanen, Cyberspace
Jennifer Lawrence, Sao Paulo
Karl Mundt, Carolina
Keanu Reeves, Baltimore
Ken Jennings, Almaty
Mario Coluna, Kratovo
Maximillion Galactica, San Jose
Melrose Bickerstaff, Stratford/Philadelphia
Nick Hexum, Seattle
P!nk, Seattle
P-Nut, Seattle/on waivers
Phoenix Wright, on waivers
Rafi Fine, Cyberspace
Ranjit Singh, Los Angeles
Rebel Alley, Stratford/on waivers
Robert Peary, Carolina
Scott Wedman, Baltimore
Thuu, Paddington
Vhati il-Dal, Multiverse

Right Fielders

Alx James, Cyberspace
Andrei Kirilenko, Baltimore
Ansem, San Jose
Athreos God of Passage, Milan
Ben Lee, Seattle
Carlos Alonso Gonzalez, on waivers
Carly Fiorina, Almaty
Charles Wilkes, Carolina
Chuck D, Compton
Dahlia Hawthorne, San Jose
David Chang, Kansas City
Fritz Robinson, Paddington
Geist of Saint Traft, Multiverse
Gilbert Arenas, Baltimore
Grzegorz Lato, Kratovo
Hannah Montana, Los Angeles
Hristo Bonev, Stratford
Jeff Winger, Los Angeles
Joseph Favre, Kansas City/Seattle
Julia Child, Kansas City
Jürgen Sparwasser, on waivers
Kairi, San Jose
Kent Conrad, Washington
Lennox, Seattle
Lily Aldrin, Kansas City
Macduff, Stratford
Nathalia Ramos, on waivers
Pat McCarran, Carolina
Posdnuos, Compton
Ragnar Thorhalsson, Almaty
Samantha Hoopes, on waivers
Slobad Goblin Tinkerer, on waivers
Sue Sakamoto, Compton
Suzy Amis, Milan
Taylor Marie Hill, Milan
Tolsimir Wolfblood, Multiverse
Truman the Tiger, Philadelphia/Sao Paulo
Tyler Oakley, Cyberspace
Wilfried Puis, on waivers

Starting Pitchers

Alice, Paddington/on waivers
Arthur Chu, Almaty
Barbara Boxer, Milan
Beatrice, Washington
Ben Harper, Seattle
Benedick, Stratford
Benny the Bengal, Philadelphia
Bill Russell, on waivers
Bradley Beal, Baltimore
Bruce Willis, Sao Paulo
Bubba Watson, Almaty
Byron Dorgan, Carolina
Captain Sisay, Multiverse
Carl Edwards, Almaty
Cassandra, on waivers
Christopher Columbus, Carolina
Creed Bratton, Los Angeles
Edward Adrian "Bill" Wilson, on waivers
Ema Skye, San Jose
Erin Wasson, Milan
Frank Rossitano, on waivers
Franziska von Karma, San Jose
Gaylord Nelson, Carolina
George Kelly, Washington
George Mallory, Carolina
Gerald Ford, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Henry "Birdie" Bowers, Cyberspace
Hugo Chavez, Sao Paulo
Iona Shield of Emeria, Multiverse
Jack Donaghy, Los Angeles
Jake Clawson, Philadelphia
Jamie Oliver, Kansas City
Jessica Minh Anh, Milan
John 2. Stockton, Baltimore
John Wall, Baltimore
Jourdan Dunn, on waivers
Julian Casablancas, on waivers
Kaa, Seattle/on waivers
Kathleen Brown, Almaty/on waivers
Kathryn Janeway, Stratford
Kelly Kapoor, Los Angeles
Kelly Rohrbach, Stratford
Kes, Sao Paulo
Larissa Kelly, Almaty
Larry Mullen Jr., Kratovo
Laura Dundovic, Milan
MC Lyte, on waivers
Manfred von Karma, Paddington
March Hare, Paddington
Marley Marl, Compton
Mick Jagger, Seattle/Kansas City
Misa Campo, Milan
Nanna Bryndis Hilmarsdottir, Seattle
Nash Grier, Cyberspace
Natalie Joel, Seattle
Nathan Drake, San Jose
Nobby Stiles, Kratovo
Olivia Voldaren, Multiverse
Palladia-Mors, Multiverse
Patricia Anthony, Los Angeles
Penny, Los Angeles
Perd Hapley, Los Angeles
Peter Morgan, Stratford
Peter Pan, Paddington
Q-Tip, Compton
Queen Latifah, Compton
Quote, San Jose
Regina Berry, San Jose
Rick Santorum, Almaty
Robert Parish, on waivers
Robin Scherbatsky, on waivers
Royce Da 5'9", Compton
Ruric Thar the Unbowed, Multiverse
Salt, Compton
Seal, Seattle
Sepp Maier, Kratovo
Sheldon Cooper, Seattle
Silumgar the Drifting Death, Multiverse
Simba, Philadelphia/Almaty
Smarty Jones, Almaty/Philadelphia
Swedish Chef, Kansas City
Thomas Keller, Kansas City
Toby Turner, Seattle
Troy Barnes, Los Angeles
Venus Palermo, Cyberspace
Wassily Leontief, Philadelphia/on waivers
Wendy Darling, Paddington
Wylie Dufresne, Kansas City
Zach King, Cyberspace
Zygmunt Maszczyk, Kratovo

Middle Relievers

Abed Nadir, Los Angeles
Anne Vyalitsyna, Milan
Antonio Latini, on waivers
Bjork Gudmundsdottir, Kratovo
Bobby Flay, Kansas City
Bushwick Bill, Compton
Childish Gambino, Compton/on waivers
Comunardo Niccolai, Kratovo
DJ Spinderella, Compton
David DeVore Jr, Cyberspace
Deron Williams, Baltimore
Dr. Horrible, Cyberspace
Elspeth Tirel, Multiverse
Elvin Hayes, Baltimore
George Herbert Walker Bush, Sao Paulo
Giacinto Facchetti, Kratovo
Hailey Clauson, Paddington
Henry Bone, on waivers
Honey Badger, Cyberspace
Jacob Javits, Stratford
Jim Bunning, Carolina
John Havlicek, Baltimore
Jon Tester, Sao Paulo
Julian Gingivere, on waivers
Marc Connelly, Stratford
Matt Harpring, Baltimore
Sandy Lyle, Almaty
Sylvester James Pussycat Sr., Philadelphia
William Francis Nolan, on waivers

Relief Pitchers

2D, Seattle
Alben W. Barkley, Carolina
Alexandra Daddario, Milan
Apsley Cherry-Garrard, Carolina
Ashley Graham, Los Angeles
Aubie, Philadelphia
Balthier, San Jose
Bayonetta, San Jose
Bernadette Rostenkowski, on waivers
Billy Bremner, Kratovo
Borborygmos, Paddington
Britta Perry, on waivers
Captain Alexander Smollett, Paddington
Carmen Kass, Milan
Charlie Duke, Carolina
Chef, Multiverse
Chord Overstreet, Seattle
Chubby Huggs, Philadelphia
Claudio Gentile, Kratovo
Dan Aykroyd, Los Angeles
Dan Savage, Sao Paulo
Dark Kat, Philadelphia
Darryl McDaniels, Compton
Dave Barry, Sao Paulo
Denny Hamlin, Almaty
Enrique Ballestrero, Kratovo
Figaro, Philadelphia
Flashman, Paddington
Fran Drescher, Kansas City
Franz Beckenbauer, Kratovo
George Clement Perkins, Washington
Greven il-Vec, Multiverse
Gualtiero Marchesi, Kansas City
Gwafa Hazid Profiteer, on waivers
Hathi, Paddington
Herb Kohl, Carolina
Hobbes, Philadelphia/Stratford
Isabeli Fontana, Milan
Jam Master Jay, Compton
Jason Sudeikis, Sao Paulo
Jean-Marie Trappeniers, Kratovo
Jenna Maroney, on waivers
John Darling, Paddington
John Hoynes, Almaty
John Marston, San Jose
Jose Pereira, Carolina
Karl Malone, Baltimore
Keith Richards, Los Angeles
Khaled Mohamed Khaled, Cyberspace
King Lyncus, Philadelphia
Kool DJ Red Alert, Compton
Kristjan Pall Kristjansson, Seattle
Kurtis Blow, on waivers
Lady Victoria Hervey, Milan
Leonard Hofstadter, Los Angeles
Lilly Singh, Cyberspace
Mac Manc McManx, Philadelphia
Malcolm, Stratford
Mario Frittoli, Kansas City
Matt Harding, Cyberspace
Meg Whitman, Almaty
Mistress Ford, Stratford
Paul Pierce, Baltimore
Paulina Vega, Milan
Phil Mickelson, Almaty
Philosoraptor, on waivers
Pillsbury Doughboy, Kansas City
Player 1, San Jose
Prince William, Sao Paulo
Proteus, Washington
Rachael Ray, Kansas City
Raffaele Esposito, Kansas City
Raj Koothrappali, Los Angeles
Rand Paul, Washington
Real Quiet, Almaty
Rev Run, Compton
Richard Pryor, Sao Paulo
Rick Moranis, Sao Paulo
Riku, San Jose
Robert Taft, on waivers
Scratchy, Philadelphia/Almaty
Silver Charm, on waivers
Sir John Falstaff, Stratford
Slick Rick, Compton
Sora, San Jose
Sting, Seattle
Tim Siedell, Cyberspace
Tina Fey, Kratovo
Tom Connally, Carolina
Treach, Compton
Ubaldo Matildo Fillol, Kratovo
Vaan, San Jose
Wendell Ford, Washington
Xira Arien, Multiverse