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SimBase Players, Year 62

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By position: c | 1b | 2b | 3b | ss | lf | cf | rf | sp | mr | rp

2D, rp, Seattle
?uestlove, ss, Seattle

Abed Nadir, mr, Los Angeles
Adam Schlesinger, lf, Paddington
Adrianne Ho, c, Milan
Alan Bible, 1b, Washington
Alan Breck Stewart, c, Stratford
Alben W. Barkley, rp, Washington
Aldo Zilli, c, Kansas City
Alex Russo, lf, Los Angeles
Alexandra Daddario, rp, Milan
Alm-Uncle, rp, Paddington
Alonzo, rp, Philadelphia
Alx James, lf, Cyberspace
Amy Farrah Fowler, 2b, Los Angeles
Anchal Joseph, 2b, Milan
Andrew Bachelor, 3b, Cyberspace
Angela Martin, 1b, Cyberspace
Anna Ewers, 2b, Milan
Anne Vyalitsyna, mr, on waivers
Anne-Sophie Pic, rp, Kansas City
Annie Edison, 2b, Seattle
Antoine Walker, ss, Baltimore
Apsley Cherry-Garrard, rp, Carolina
Arthur Antunes Coimbra, 3b, on waivers
Arthur Chu, sp, Almaty
Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca, lf, San Jose
Ashley Graham, rp, Los Angeles
Ashley Tisdale, 3b, Sao Paulo
Atarka World Render, lf, Multiverse
Athreos God of Passage, rf, Milan
Aubie, rp, Philadelphia
Aurelia the Warleader, ss, Cyberspace

Balthier, rp, San Jose
Barney Stinson, 3b, Los Angeles
Basch fon Ronsenburg, 2b, on waivers
Beatrice, sp, Washington
Bella Hadid, sp, Milan
Ben Kweller, cf, Seattle
Ben Lee, rf, Seattle
Benny Fine, ss, Cyberspace
Benny the Bengal, sp, Seattle
Biff Hooper, lf, Paddington
Big Boss, 3b, San Jose
Big Daddy Kane, ss, Kansas City
Big the Cat, c, Philadelphia
Bill Sharman, ss, Baltimore
Billy Bremner, rp, Kratovo
Birdie Sanders, rf, Cyberspace
Bjork Gudmundsdottir, mr, Kratovo
Blastoise, 3b, San Jose
Bob Cousy, c, Baltimore
Bob Pettit, c, Baltimore
Bobby Flay, mr, Kansas City
Bono, lf, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Borborygmos, sp, Seattle
Bradley Beal, sp, Baltimore
Brent Spiner, cf, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Brion Stoutarm, 3b, Multiverse
Brittany Furlan, sp, Sao Paulo
Bruce Willis, sp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Bubba Watson, sp, Almaty
Bulbasaur, 2b, San Jose
Bushwick Bill, mr, Compton
Buzz Aldrin, 2b, Carolina
Byakko, 1b, Philadelphia
Byron Dorgan, sp, Washington
Bárbara Seixas, 2b, Almaty

Camille Rowe, cf, Milan
Candace Payne, rf, Cyberspace
Captain Alexander Smollett, rp, Paddington/on waivers
Captain James Hook, 3b, Milan
Carl Edwards, sp, Almaty
Carly Fiorina, rf, Almaty
Carmen Kass, rp, Milan
Caroline Channing, ss, Sao Paulo
Caroline Trentini, c, Milan
Carrie Bradshaw, 2b, Los Angeles
Cat Morgan, cf, Philadelphia
Charizard, 1b, San Jose
Charles Culberson, lf, Washington
Charles Wilkes, rf, Carolina
Charlie Duke, rp, Carolina
Charlotte York, c, Sao Paulo
Chef, rp, on waivers
Chet Morton, rp, Paddington
China Machado, rf, Milan
Chord Overstreet, rp, Seattle
Chris Collingwood, cf, Seattle
Christopher Columbus, sp, Carolina
Chuck D, rf, Compton
Claire Farron, cf, San Jose
Clara Sesemann, sp, Paddington
Claudio Gentile, rp, Kratovo
Cliff Hagan, lf, Baltimore
Coricopat, 2b, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Creed Bratton, rp, Los Angeles
Curly Brace, c, San Jose

DJ Spinderella, mr, Sao Paulo
DJ Yella, ss, Compton
Dahlia Hawthorne, rf, San Jose
Dan Aykroyd, rp, Los Angeles
Dan Savage, rp, Stratford
Daphne Groeneveld, rp, Milan
Dark Kat, rp, Philadelphia
Darrell Griffith, ss, Baltimore
Darryl McDaniels, rp, Compton
Dave Barry, rp, Sao Paulo/Multiverse
Dave Cowens, cf, Baltimore
Dave Navarro, 2b, Seattle
David Balfour, 2b, Paddington
David Chang, rf, Kansas City
David DeVore Jr, mr, Cyberspace
Denny Hamlin, rp, Almaty
Deron Williams, mr, Baltimore
Diane Keaton, 2b, Compton
Dianne Feinstein, 3b, Washington
Dick Nanninga, lf, Kratovo
Dieter Burdenski, rp, Sao Paulo
Dikembe Mutombo, sp, Baltimore
Doc Rivers, sp, Baltimore
Dominique Wilkins, 3b, Baltimore
Donalbain, 1b, Carolina
Doraemon, lf, Philadelphia
Doug E. Fresh, rp, Compton
Dr. Dre, 2b, Compton
Dr. Horrible, mr, Cyberspace
Dralnu Lich Lord, lf, Multiverse
Dres, 2b, Compton

Earl Warren, ss, on waivers
Eazy-E, rp, Compton
Ebenezer Balfour, 1b, Paddington/on waivers
Edmund Hillary, lf, Carolina
Edna Lewis, 2b, Kansas City
Einars Repse, 3b, Washington
Eleonora Pons, mr, Paddington
Elizabeth Emken, 1b, Almaty
Elizabeth Warren, ss, Washington
Elvin Hayes, mr, on waivers
Ema Skye, rp, San Jose
Enrique Ballestrero, rp, Kratovo
Enrique DeLome, mr, Philadelphia
Enrique de Lome, lf, Philadelphia
Erin Wasson, sp, Milan
Etcetera, c, Sao Paulo/Sao Paulo
Experiment Kraj, rf, Multiverse

Fabio Capello, 3b, Seattle
Fenton Hardy, lf, Paddington
Figaro, rp, Philadelphia
Flashman, rp, on waivers
Foxes, ss, Seattle
Fran, 2b, San Jose
Fran Drescher, rp, Kansas City
Frank Borman, rp, Carolina
Frank Hardy, 1b, Paddington
Franz Beckenbauer, rp, on waivers
Franziska von Karma, sp, San Jose
Fred Durst, cf, Sao Paulo
Frederick Cook, ss, Almaty
Friedrich Koncilia, rp, Kratovo
Fritz, sp, Philadelphia
Fritz Robinson, rf, Paddington

Gaddock Teeg, c, Multiverse
Gaylord Nelson, sp, Carolina
Geist of Saint Traft, rf, Multiverse
George Clement Perkins, rp, Washington
George Cohen, rp, Kratovo
George Herbert Walker Bush, mr, Los Angeles
George Kelly, sp, Washington
Geppetto, ss, Sao Paulo/Paddington
Gerrard Capashen, 3b, Multiverse
Gerson de Oliveira Nunes, 1b, Sao Paulo
Gertrude, cf, Stratford
Gia, sp, Philadelphia
Giacinto Facchetti, mr, Kratovo
Giada De Laurentiis, cf, Stratford
Gian Franco Romagnoli, rp, Kansas City
Gianfranco Chiarini, cf, Kansas City
Gideon Jura, ss, Kratovo
Gigi Hadid, ss, Milan
Gilbert Arenas, rf, on waivers
Gisela Blade of Goldnight, rf, Multiverse
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing, 1b, Washington
Grace Helbig, cf, Cyberspace
Grand Arbiter Augustin IV, 1b, Baltimore
Greven il-Vec, rp, on waivers
Griddlebone, sp, Philadelphia
Grimalkin, 1b, Sao Paulo
Grimes, rp, Philadelphia
Growltiger, cf, Philadelphia
Grzegorz Lato, rf, Kratovo
Gualtiero Marchesi, rp, Kansas City
Guido Anchovy, lf, Sao Paulo
Guy Savoy, c, Kansas City

Hailey Baldwin, c, Milan
Hailey Clauson, mr, Seattle/on waivers
Hank Green, sp, Cyberspace
Hannah Montana, 1b, on waivers
Hathi, rp, Paddington
Heather Mason, ss, San Jose
Heavy D, 3b, Compton
Heidi, ss, Paddington
Heinz Winkler, 2b, Kansas City
Henri Michel, ss, Kratovo
Henry "Birdie" Bowers, sp, Cyberspace
Henry Cabot Lodge, c, Almaty
Herb Kohl, rp, Carolina
Herschel Walker, lf, Almaty
Hilary Swank, 2b, Los Angeles
Hillel Slovak, lf, Seattle
Hippolyta, 3b, Stratford
Hobbes, rp, Stratford
Hope Estheim, sp, Sao Paulo
Hosea Jan Frank, 2b, on waivers
Howard Wolowitz, lf, Los Angeles
Hristo Bonev, rf, Stratford
Hugh Jackman, ss, on waivers
Hugo Chavez, sp, Stratford

Ian Stewart, 1b, Los Angeles
Iola Morton, sp, Paddington
Iona Shield of Emeria, mr, Multiverse
Isabeli Fontana, sp, Milan

J Dilla, 3b, Compton
Jack Donaghy, sp, Los Angeles
Jacob Javits, sp, Washington
Jacques Pic, ss, Kansas City
Jacques Pépin, cf, on waivers
Jake Clawson, sp, on waivers
Jam Master Jay, rp, Compton
James Cameron, cf, Compton
James Cook, c, Carolina
James M2 Cox, cf, Almaty
James Sunderland, 1b, San Jose
Jamie Oliver, sp, Kansas City
January Jones, ss, Compton
Jasmia Robinson, sp, Sao Paulo
Jason Bateman, ss, Almaty
Jason Sudeikis, rp, Sao Paulo/Sao Paulo
Jean-Georges Vongerichten, lf, Kansas City
Jean-Marie Trappeniers, rp, on waivers
Jean-Ralphio Saperstein, ss, Seattle/Sao Paulo
Jedit Ojanen, cf, Seattle
Jeff Winger, rf, Los Angeles
Jellylorum, 3b, Sao Paulo
Jennifer Lawrence, cf, Kratovo
Jess Day, rp, Paddington
Jessica Minh Anh, sp, Milan
Jessica White, 1b, Milan
Jim Bunning, mr, Carolina
Jim Furyk, 3b, Almaty
Jim Hawkins, c, Paddington
Joe Hardy, c, Paddington
John 2. Stockton, sp, Baltimore
John Cabot, sp, Carolina
John Darling, rp, Paddington/Paddington
John Green, sp, Cyberspace
John Havlicek, mr, Baltimore
John Hoynes, rp, Almaty
John Marston, rp, on waivers
John Wall, sp, Baltimore
Jon Tester, mr, Stratford
Jose Pereira, rp, Carolina
Joseph Favre, rf, Seattle
Josh Holloway, ss, Sao Paulo
Josh Klinghoffer, sp, Seattle
Joël Robuchon, lf, on waivers
Judson Laipply, lf, Cyberspace
Judy Garland, lf, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Julia Stegner, rp, Milan
Justine Sacco, 1b, Cyberspace

Kairi, rf, San Jose
Karl Malone, rp, Baltimore
Karl Mundt, cf, Carolina
Kathryn Janeway, sp, Stratford
Kazuma Sakamoto, 2b, Cyberspace
Keanu Reeves, cf, Baltimore
Keith Richards, rp, Los Angeles
Kelly Gale, lf, Stratford
Kelly Kapoor, sp, Los Angeles
Kelly Rohrbach, sp, Stratford
Ken Jennings, cf, Almaty
Kenneth Parcell, lf, Los Angeles
Kenny Dalglish, 2b, Kratovo
Kent Conrad, rf, Washington
Kes, sp, Sao Paulo/Multiverse
Kesha Rose Sebert, lf, Seattle
Kevin McHale, 2b, on waivers
Khaled Mohamed Khaled, rp, Cyberspace
Kid Rock, cf, on waivers
King Lyncus, rp, on waivers
Kool DJ Red Alert, rp, Compton
Kotick, 2b, Paddington
Kratos, lf, San Jose
Kristjan Pall Kristjansson, rp, Seattle
Kruphix God of Horizons, sp, Multiverse

Lady Victoria Hervey, rp, Multiverse
Laertes, 1b, Compton/on waivers
Laimdota Straujuma, ss, Kratovo
Lais Ribero, 3b, Milan
Larissa Kelly, sp, on waivers
Larry Bird, ss, Baltimore
Larry Mullen Jr., sp, Kratovo
Laura Dundovic, sp, on waivers
Leif Ericcson, 1b, Carolina
Lenny Wilkens, sp, Baltimore
Leonard Hofstadter, sp, Los Angeles
Lidia Bastianich, 2b, Stratford
Lilly Singh, rp, Cyberspace
Lily Aldrin, rf, Kansas City
Liz Lemon, c, Los Angeles
Long John Silver, c, Paddington
Luke Perry, 2b, Sao Paulo/on waivers

MC Ren, c, Compton
MC Shan, lf, Kratovo
Maahes, 3b, San Jose
Mac Manc McManx, rp, Philadelphia
Macbeth, c, Stratford
Macduff, rf, Stratford
Malcolm, rp, Stratford
Manute Bol, 1b, on waivers
Marc Connelly, mr, Stratford
March Hare, sp, on waivers
Marcus Smart, lf, Baltimore
Marhault Elsdragon, lf, Stratford
Mario Coluna, cf, Kratovo
Mario Frittoli, rp, Kansas City
Mario Kempes, c, Kratovo
Mark Fischbach, cf, Cyberspace
Mark Hamill, ss, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Mark Watney, sp, Carolina
Marramaquiz, ss, Stratford
Masta Ace, 3b, Compton
Matt Harding, rp, Cyberspace
Matthew Broderick, 3b, Stratford
Max Black, c, Milan
Maximillion Galactica, cf, San Jose
Meg Whitman, rp, Almaty
Melissa Lewis, sp, Carolina
Melrose Bickerstaff, cf, on waivers
Michel Platini, c, Kratovo
Michel Troisgrois, lf, Kansas City
Mick Jagger, sp, on waivers
Miles Edgeworth, c, San Jose
Mindy Lahiri, sp, Los Angeles
Miranda Hobbes, 3b, on waivers
Mistress Ford, rp, Stratford
Momir Vig, rp, Multiverse
Mookie Blaylock, cf, Baltimore
Morgan Fey, ss, San Jose
Muezza, c, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Mufasa, 3b, Philadelphia
Munkustrap, rp, Philadelphia
Murdoc Niccals, 1b, Seattle
Myla Dalbesio, rf, Paddington

Nag, ss, Multiverse
Nagaina, 3b, Kansas City
Nanna Bryndis Hilmarsdottir, sp, Seattle
Nash Grier, sp, Cyberspace
Nastassia Slinky, c, Philadelphia
Natalie Galkina, ss, Milan
Natalie Joel, sp, Seattle
Nathan Drake, sp, Baltimore
Nathan Kress, ss, Sao Paulo
Neil Armstrong, rp, Carolina
Nestor Combin, 2b, Kratovo
Nicholas Fraser, c, Sao Paulo
Noodle, 3b, Sao Paulo
NoĂ©mie Lenoir, 1b, Stratford

Obzedat Ghost Council, 2b, Multiverse
Old Man Pytheas, sp, Carolina
Olivia Voldaren, sp, Multiverse
Oona Queen of the Fae, 1b, Multiverse

Palladia-Mors, sp, Multiverse/on waivers
Paolo Rossi, 3b, Kratovo
Park Jae-sang, c, on waivers
Pat Buchanan, 2b, Almaty
Pat McCarran, rf, Carolina
Patricia Anthony, sp, Los Angeles
Patty Murray, 2b, Washington
Patty Smyth, lf, Washington
Paul Pierce, rp, Baltimore
Paulina Vega, rp, Milan
Pearl Fey, lf, San Jose
Penelope Pussycat, ss, Philadelphia
Penny, sp, on waivers
Pepa, 2b, Compton
Perd Hapley, sp, San Jose
Pete Maravich, ss, Baltimore
Peter, sp, Paddington
Peter Fonda, 3b, Stratford
Peter Morgan, sp, on waivers
Peter Pan, sp, Paddington
Phife Dawg, lf, Compton
Phil Cohen, 1b, Paddington
Philip DeFranco Jr., 2b, Cyberspace
Pillsbury Doughboy, rp, Kansas City
Pinocchio, 2b, on waivers
Player 1, rp, San Jose
Posdnuos, rf, Compton
Pouncial, 2b, on waivers
Prime Speaker Zegana, rp, Multiverse
Prince William, rp, Almaty
Priyanka Chopra, c, Milan
Proteus, rp, Washington

Q-Tip, sp, Compton
Quote, sp, San Jose

Rachael Ray, rp, Sao Paulo
Raffaele Esposito, rp, Kansas City
Rafi Fine, cf, Cyberspace
Ragnar Thorhalsson, rf, Almaty
Raj Koothrappali, rp, Los Angeles
Rand Paul, rp, Washington
Ranjit Singh, cf, Los Angeles
Ray Liotta, ss, Stratford
Razia Boros Archangel, 2b, Multiverse
Real Quiet, rp, Almaty
Regina Berry, sp, San Jose
Rev Run, rp, Compton
Richard Dreyfuss, 1b, Compton
Richard Feynman, ss, Almaty
Richard Pryor, rp, Kratovo
Rick Moranis, rp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Rick Santorum, sp, Almaty
Riggu Felis, c, on waivers
Rikki Tikki Tavi, c, Seattle
Roald Amundsen, c, Carolina
Robert Peary, cf, Carolina
Roberto Rivellino, lf, Kratovo
Ron Swanson, ss, Los Angeles
Ross, lf, Sao Paulo
Royce Da 5'9", sp, Compton
Rufus, rf, Philadelphia
Ruric Thar the Unbowed, sp, Multiverse
Russel Hobbs, rf, Seattle
Rüdiger Schnuphase, c, Carolina

Salt, sp, Compton
Sam Jones, 3b, Cyberspace
Samantha Jones, ss, Los Angeles
Sammy Griner, 2b, Cyberspace
Sandy Lyle, mr, Almaty
Sazh Katzroy, rp, San Jose
Scratchy, rp, Almaty
Seal, sp, Seattle
Sepp Maier, sp, Kratovo
Sheldon Cooper, sp, Seattle
Sigarda Host of Herons, 1b, Multiverse
Silumgar the Drifting Death, sp, Multiverse
Simba, sp, Almaty
Sir John Falstaff, rp, Kansas City
Siward, 2b, Stratford
Slick Rick, rp, on waivers
Smarty Jones, sp, Sao Paulo
Smieragatto, 2b, Philadelphia
Snow Villiers, ss, on waivers
Snowbell, rp, Philadelphia
Sora, rp, San Jose
Spud Webb, lf, Baltimore
Stacey Augmon, mr, Baltimore
Sting, rp, Seattle
Sunday Silence, 2b, Philadelphia
Suzy Amis, rf, Milan
Swedish Chef, sp, Kansas City
Sygg River Cutthroat, 3b, Milan
Sylvester James Pussycat Sr., mr, Compton
Sylvia, lf, Stratford

Tai Lung, sp, Philadelphia
Taylor Marie Hill, cf, Milan
Temime Lahzami, 2b, Sao Paulo
Tenzing Norgay, ss, Carolina
Terminator X, 1b, on waivers
Teysa Orzhov Scion, c, Multiverse
Theseus, rf, Stratford
Thomas Keller, sp, Kansas City
Thurl Bailey, c, on waivers
Thuu, cf, Paddington
Tim Siedell, rp, Cyberspace
Tina Fey, rp, Kratovo/on waivers
Tinker Bell, ss, Los Angeles
Tolsimir Wolfblood, cf, Multiverse
Tom Connally, rp, Washington
Tom Quartz, cf, Sao Paulo
Tom Thacker, 1b, Seattle
Tommy Heinsohn, 2b, Kansas City
Tony the Tiger, 2b, Kansas City
Toomai, 1b, Paddington/on waivers
Tracy Jordan, 2b, Los Angeles
Treach, rp, Compton
Troy Barnes, sp, San Jose/on waivers
Truman the Tiger, rf, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Tumblebrutus, cf, Sao Paulo
Tyler Oakley, rf, Cyberspace

Ubaldo Matildo Fillol, rp, Kratovo
Ugin the Spirit Dragon, c, Multiverse/on waivers

Vaan, rp, San Jose/on waivers
Valeriano Weyler, ss, Philadelphia
Venus Palermo, sp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Vhati il-Dal, cf, Multiverse
Vicente de Fonseca Lucas, rp, Kratovo
Vitus Bering, lf, Carolina

Wendell Ford, rp, Washington
Wendy Darling, sp, Paddington
Willem Barents, lf, Carolina
Willy Brandt, ss, Washington
Wolf, cf, Paddington
Wolfgang Puck, sp, Kansas City
Wylie Dufresne, sp, on waivers

Xira Arien, rp, Multiverse

Yali, rf, Philadelphia

Zachary Quinto, ss, Sao Paulo
Zygmunt Maszczyk, sp, Kratovo
Ágatha Bednarczuk, mr, Almaty

By position

Catchers

Adrianne Ho, Milan
Alan Breck Stewart, Stratford
Aldo Zilli, Kansas City
Big the Cat, Philadelphia
Bob Cousy, Baltimore
Bob Pettit, Baltimore
Caroline Trentini, Milan
Charlotte York, Sao Paulo
Curly Brace, San Jose
Etcetera, Sao Paulo/Sao Paulo
Gaddock Teeg, Multiverse
Guy Savoy, Kansas City
Hailey Baldwin, Milan
Henry Cabot Lodge, Almaty
James Cook, Carolina
Jim Hawkins, Paddington
Joe Hardy, Paddington
Liz Lemon, Los Angeles
Long John Silver, Paddington
MC Ren, Compton
Macbeth, Stratford
Mario Kempes, Kratovo
Max Black, Milan
Michel Platini, Kratovo
Miles Edgeworth, San Jose
Muezza, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Nastassia Slinky, Philadelphia
Nicholas Fraser, Sao Paulo
Park Jae-sang, on waivers
Priyanka Chopra, Milan
Riggu Felis, on waivers
Rikki Tikki Tavi, Seattle
Roald Amundsen, Carolina
Rüdiger Schnuphase, Carolina
Teysa Orzhov Scion, Multiverse
Thurl Bailey, on waivers
Ugin the Spirit Dragon, Multiverse/on waivers

First Basemen

Alan Bible, Washington
Angela Martin, Cyberspace
Byakko, Philadelphia
Charizard, San Jose
Donalbain, Carolina
Ebenezer Balfour, Paddington/on waivers
Elizabeth Emken, Almaty
Frank Hardy, Paddington
Gerson de Oliveira Nunes, Sao Paulo
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing, Washington
Grand Arbiter Augustin IV, Baltimore
Grimalkin, Sao Paulo
Hannah Montana, on waivers
Ian Stewart, Los Angeles
James Sunderland, San Jose
Jessica White, Milan
Justine Sacco, Cyberspace
Laertes, Compton/on waivers
Leif Ericcson, Carolina
Manute Bol, on waivers
Murdoc Niccals, Seattle
NoĂ©mie Lenoir, Stratford
Oona Queen of the Fae, Multiverse
Phil Cohen, Paddington
Richard Dreyfuss, Compton
Sigarda Host of Herons, Multiverse
Terminator X, on waivers
Tom Thacker, Seattle
Toomai, Paddington/on waivers

Second Basemen

Amy Farrah Fowler, Los Angeles
Anchal Joseph, Milan
Anna Ewers, Milan
Annie Edison, Seattle
Basch fon Ronsenburg, on waivers
Bulbasaur, San Jose
Buzz Aldrin, Carolina
Bárbara Seixas, Almaty
Carrie Bradshaw, Los Angeles
Coricopat, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Dave Navarro, Seattle
David Balfour, Paddington
Diane Keaton, Compton
Dr. Dre, Compton
Dres, Compton
Edna Lewis, Kansas City
Fran, San Jose
Heinz Winkler, Kansas City
Hilary Swank, Los Angeles
Hosea Jan Frank, on waivers
Kazuma Sakamoto, Cyberspace
Kenny Dalglish, Kratovo
Kevin McHale, on waivers
Kotick, Paddington
Lidia Bastianich, Stratford
Luke Perry, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Nestor Combin, Kratovo
Obzedat Ghost Council, Multiverse
Pat Buchanan, Almaty
Patty Murray, Washington
Pepa, Compton
Philip DeFranco Jr., Cyberspace
Pinocchio, on waivers
Pouncial, on waivers
Razia Boros Archangel, Multiverse
Sammy Griner, Cyberspace
Siward, Stratford
Smieragatto, Philadelphia
Sunday Silence, Philadelphia
Temime Lahzami, Sao Paulo
Tommy Heinsohn, Kansas City
Tony the Tiger, Kansas City
Tracy Jordan, Los Angeles

Third Basemen

Andrew Bachelor, Cyberspace
Arthur Antunes Coimbra, on waivers
Ashley Tisdale, Sao Paulo
Barney Stinson, Los Angeles
Big Boss, San Jose
Blastoise, San Jose
Brion Stoutarm, Multiverse
Captain James Hook, Milan
Dianne Feinstein, Washington
Dominique Wilkins, Baltimore
Einars Repse, Washington
Fabio Capello, Seattle
Gerrard Capashen, Multiverse
Heavy D, Compton
Hippolyta, Stratford
J Dilla, Compton
Jellylorum, Sao Paulo
Jim Furyk, Almaty
Lais Ribero, Milan
Maahes, San Jose
Masta Ace, Compton
Matthew Broderick, Stratford
Miranda Hobbes, on waivers
Mufasa, Philadelphia
Nagaina, Kansas City
Noodle, Sao Paulo
Paolo Rossi, Kratovo
Peter Fonda, Stratford
Sam Jones, Cyberspace
Sygg River Cutthroat, Milan

Shortstops

?uestlove, Seattle
Antoine Walker, Baltimore
Aurelia the Warleader, Cyberspace
Benny Fine, Cyberspace
Big Daddy Kane, Kansas City
Bill Sharman, Baltimore
Caroline Channing, Sao Paulo
DJ Yella, Compton
Darrell Griffith, Baltimore
Earl Warren, on waivers
Elizabeth Warren, Washington
Foxes, Seattle
Frederick Cook, Almaty
Geppetto, Sao Paulo/Paddington
Gideon Jura, Kratovo
Gigi Hadid, Milan
Heather Mason, San Jose
Heidi, Paddington
Henri Michel, Kratovo
Hugh Jackman, on waivers
Jacques Pic, Kansas City
January Jones, Compton
Jason Bateman, Almaty
Jean-Ralphio Saperstein, Seattle/Sao Paulo
Josh Holloway, Sao Paulo
Laimdota Straujuma, Kratovo
Larry Bird, Baltimore
Mark Hamill, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Marramaquiz, Stratford
Morgan Fey, San Jose
Nag, Multiverse
Natalie Galkina, Milan
Nathan Kress, Sao Paulo
Penelope Pussycat, Philadelphia
Pete Maravich, Baltimore
Ray Liotta, Stratford
Richard Feynman, Almaty
Ron Swanson, Los Angeles
Samantha Jones, Los Angeles
Snow Villiers, on waivers
Tenzing Norgay, Carolina
Tinker Bell, Los Angeles
Valeriano Weyler, Philadelphia
Willy Brandt, Washington
Zachary Quinto, Sao Paulo

Left Fielders

Adam Schlesinger, Paddington
Alex Russo, Los Angeles
Alx James, Cyberspace
Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca, San Jose
Atarka World Render, Multiverse
Biff Hooper, Paddington
Bono, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Charles Culberson, Washington
Cliff Hagan, Baltimore
Dick Nanninga, Kratovo
Doraemon, Philadelphia
Dralnu Lich Lord, Multiverse
Edmund Hillary, Carolina
Enrique de Lome, Philadelphia
Fenton Hardy, Paddington
Guido Anchovy, Sao Paulo
Herschel Walker, Almaty
Hillel Slovak, Seattle
Howard Wolowitz, Los Angeles
Jean-Georges Vongerichten, Kansas City
Joël Robuchon, on waivers
Judson Laipply, Cyberspace
Judy Garland, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Kelly Gale, Stratford
Kenneth Parcell, Los Angeles
Kesha Rose Sebert, Seattle
Kratos, San Jose
MC Shan, Kratovo
Marcus Smart, Baltimore
Marhault Elsdragon, Stratford
Michel Troisgrois, Kansas City
Patty Smyth, Washington
Pearl Fey, San Jose
Phife Dawg, Compton
Roberto Rivellino, Kratovo
Ross, Sao Paulo
Spud Webb, Baltimore
Sylvia, Stratford
Vitus Bering, Carolina
Willem Barents, Carolina

Center Fielders

Ben Kweller, Seattle
Brent Spiner, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Camille Rowe, Milan
Cat Morgan, Philadelphia
Chris Collingwood, Seattle
Claire Farron, San Jose
Dave Cowens, Baltimore
Fred Durst, Sao Paulo
Gertrude, Stratford
Giada De Laurentiis, Stratford
Gianfranco Chiarini, Kansas City
Grace Helbig, Cyberspace
Growltiger, Philadelphia
Jacques Pépin, on waivers
James Cameron, Compton
James M2 Cox, Almaty
Jedit Ojanen, Seattle
Jennifer Lawrence, Kratovo
Karl Mundt, Carolina
Keanu Reeves, Baltimore
Ken Jennings, Almaty
Kid Rock, on waivers
Mario Coluna, Kratovo
Mark Fischbach, Cyberspace
Maximillion Galactica, San Jose
Melrose Bickerstaff, on waivers
Mookie Blaylock, Baltimore
Rafi Fine, Cyberspace
Ranjit Singh, Los Angeles
Robert Peary, Carolina
Taylor Marie Hill, Milan
Thuu, Paddington
Tolsimir Wolfblood, Multiverse
Tom Quartz, Sao Paulo
Tumblebrutus, Sao Paulo
Vhati il-Dal, Multiverse
Wolf, Paddington

Right Fielders

Athreos God of Passage, Milan
Ben Lee, Seattle
Birdie Sanders, Cyberspace
Candace Payne, Cyberspace
Carly Fiorina, Almaty
Charles Wilkes, Carolina
China Machado, Milan
Chuck D, Compton
Dahlia Hawthorne, San Jose
David Chang, Kansas City
Experiment Kraj, Multiverse
Fritz Robinson, Paddington
Geist of Saint Traft, Multiverse
Gilbert Arenas, on waivers
Gisela Blade of Goldnight, Multiverse
Grzegorz Lato, Kratovo
Hristo Bonev, Stratford
Jeff Winger, Los Angeles
Joseph Favre, Seattle
Kairi, San Jose
Kent Conrad, Washington
Lily Aldrin, Kansas City
Macduff, Stratford
Myla Dalbesio, Paddington
Pat McCarran, Carolina
Posdnuos, Compton
Ragnar Thorhalsson, Almaty
Rufus, Philadelphia
Russel Hobbs, Seattle
Suzy Amis, Milan
Theseus, Stratford
Truman the Tiger, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Tyler Oakley, Cyberspace
Yali, Philadelphia

Starting Pitchers

Arthur Chu, Almaty
Beatrice, Washington
Bella Hadid, Milan
Benny the Bengal, Seattle
Borborygmos, Seattle
Bradley Beal, Baltimore
Brittany Furlan, Sao Paulo
Bruce Willis, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Bubba Watson, Almaty
Byron Dorgan, Washington
Carl Edwards, Almaty
Christopher Columbus, Carolina
Clara Sesemann, Paddington
Dikembe Mutombo, Baltimore
Doc Rivers, Baltimore
Erin Wasson, Milan
Franziska von Karma, San Jose
Fritz, Philadelphia
Gaylord Nelson, Carolina
George Kelly, Washington
Gia, Philadelphia
Griddlebone, Philadelphia
Hank Green, Cyberspace
Henry "Birdie" Bowers, Cyberspace
Hope Estheim, Sao Paulo
Hugo Chavez, Stratford
Iola Morton, Paddington
Isabeli Fontana, Milan
Jack Donaghy, Los Angeles
Jacob Javits, Washington
Jake Clawson, on waivers
Jamie Oliver, Kansas City
Jasmia Robinson, Sao Paulo
Jessica Minh Anh, Milan
John 2. Stockton, Baltimore
John Cabot, Carolina
John Green, Cyberspace
John Wall, Baltimore
Josh Klinghoffer, Seattle
Kathryn Janeway, Stratford
Kelly Kapoor, Los Angeles
Kelly Rohrbach, Stratford
Kes, Sao Paulo/Multiverse
Kruphix God of Horizons, Multiverse
Larissa Kelly, on waivers
Larry Mullen Jr., Kratovo
Laura Dundovic, on waivers
Lenny Wilkens, Baltimore
Leonard Hofstadter, Los Angeles
March Hare, on waivers
Mark Watney, Carolina
Melissa Lewis, Carolina
Mick Jagger, on waivers
Mindy Lahiri, Los Angeles
Nanna Bryndis Hilmarsdottir, Seattle
Nash Grier, Cyberspace
Natalie Joel, Seattle
Nathan Drake, Baltimore
Old Man Pytheas, Carolina
Olivia Voldaren, Multiverse
Palladia-Mors, Multiverse/on waivers
Patricia Anthony, Los Angeles
Penny, on waivers
Perd Hapley, San Jose
Peter, Paddington
Peter Morgan, on waivers
Peter Pan, Paddington
Q-Tip, Compton
Quote, San Jose
Regina Berry, San Jose
Rick Santorum, Almaty
Royce Da 5'9", Compton
Ruric Thar the Unbowed, Multiverse
Salt, Compton
Seal, Seattle
Sepp Maier, Kratovo
Sheldon Cooper, Seattle
Silumgar the Drifting Death, Multiverse
Simba, Almaty
Smarty Jones, Sao Paulo
Swedish Chef, Kansas City
Tai Lung, Philadelphia
Thomas Keller, Kansas City
Troy Barnes, San Jose/on waivers
Venus Palermo, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Wendy Darling, Paddington
Wolfgang Puck, Kansas City
Wylie Dufresne, on waivers
Zygmunt Maszczyk, Kratovo

Middle Relievers

Abed Nadir, Los Angeles
Anne Vyalitsyna, on waivers
Bjork Gudmundsdottir, Kratovo
Bobby Flay, Kansas City
Bushwick Bill, Compton
DJ Spinderella, Sao Paulo
David DeVore Jr, Cyberspace
Deron Williams, Baltimore
Dr. Horrible, Cyberspace
Eleonora Pons, Paddington
Elvin Hayes, on waivers
Enrique DeLome, Philadelphia
George Herbert Walker Bush, Los Angeles
Giacinto Facchetti, Kratovo
Hailey Clauson, Seattle/on waivers
Iona Shield of Emeria, Multiverse
Jim Bunning, Carolina
John Havlicek, Baltimore
Jon Tester, Stratford
Marc Connelly, Stratford
Sandy Lyle, Almaty
Stacey Augmon, Baltimore
Sylvester James Pussycat Sr., Compton
Ágatha Bednarczuk, Almaty

Relief Pitchers

2D, Seattle
Alben W. Barkley, Washington
Alexandra Daddario, Milan
Alm-Uncle, Paddington
Alonzo, Philadelphia
Anne-Sophie Pic, Kansas City
Apsley Cherry-Garrard, Carolina
Ashley Graham, Los Angeles
Aubie, Philadelphia
Balthier, San Jose
Billy Bremner, Kratovo
Captain Alexander Smollett, Paddington/on waivers
Carmen Kass, Milan
Charlie Duke, Carolina
Chef, on waivers
Chet Morton, Paddington
Chord Overstreet, Seattle
Claudio Gentile, Kratovo
Creed Bratton, Los Angeles
Dan Aykroyd, Los Angeles
Dan Savage, Stratford
Daphne Groeneveld, Milan
Dark Kat, Philadelphia
Darryl McDaniels, Compton
Dave Barry, Sao Paulo/Multiverse
Denny Hamlin, Almaty
Dieter Burdenski, Sao Paulo
Doug E. Fresh, Compton
Eazy-E, Compton
Ema Skye, San Jose
Enrique Ballestrero, Kratovo
Figaro, Philadelphia
Flashman, on waivers
Fran Drescher, Kansas City
Frank Borman, Carolina
Franz Beckenbauer, on waivers
Friedrich Koncilia, Kratovo
George Clement Perkins, Washington
George Cohen, Kratovo
Gian Franco Romagnoli, Kansas City
Greven il-Vec, on waivers
Grimes, Philadelphia
Gualtiero Marchesi, Kansas City
Hathi, Paddington
Herb Kohl, Carolina
Hobbes, Stratford
Jam Master Jay, Compton
Jason Sudeikis, Sao Paulo/Sao Paulo
Jean-Marie Trappeniers, on waivers
Jess Day, Paddington
John Darling, Paddington/Paddington
John Hoynes, Almaty
John Marston, on waivers
Jose Pereira, Carolina
Julia Stegner, Milan
Karl Malone, Baltimore
Keith Richards, Los Angeles
Khaled Mohamed Khaled, Cyberspace
King Lyncus, on waivers
Kool DJ Red Alert, Compton
Kristjan Pall Kristjansson, Seattle
Lady Victoria Hervey, Multiverse
Lilly Singh, Cyberspace
Mac Manc McManx, Philadelphia
Malcolm, Stratford
Mario Frittoli, Kansas City
Matt Harding, Cyberspace
Meg Whitman, Almaty
Mistress Ford, Stratford
Momir Vig, Multiverse
Munkustrap, Philadelphia
Neil Armstrong, Carolina
Paul Pierce, Baltimore
Paulina Vega, Milan
Pillsbury Doughboy, Kansas City
Player 1, San Jose
Prime Speaker Zegana, Multiverse
Prince William, Almaty
Proteus, Washington
Rachael Ray, Sao Paulo
Raffaele Esposito, Kansas City
Raj Koothrappali, Los Angeles
Rand Paul, Washington
Real Quiet, Almaty
Rev Run, Compton
Richard Pryor, Kratovo
Rick Moranis, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Sazh Katzroy, San Jose
Scratchy, Almaty
Sir John Falstaff, Kansas City
Slick Rick, on waivers
Snowbell, Philadelphia
Sora, San Jose
Sting, Seattle
Tim Siedell, Cyberspace
Tina Fey, Kratovo/on waivers
Tom Connally, Washington
Treach, Compton
Ubaldo Matildo Fillol, Kratovo
Vaan, San Jose/on waivers
Vicente de Fonseca Lucas, Kratovo
Wendell Ford, Washington
Xira Arien, Multiverse