Roster for Stratford Players:

Catchers:

• 4708 Macbeth, 31, c (628 G, 2.5 DR/40, 5.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 4990 Alan Breck Stewart, 28, c (100 G, 2.6 DR/40, -5.2 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 5374 Siward, 24, 2b (19 G, -4.4 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4803 Matthew Broderick, 31, 3b (498 G, 0.6 DR/40, 3.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4860 Peter Fonda, 27, 3b (262 G, 3.0 DR/40, -4.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4604 Big Daddy Kane, 30, ss (448 G, 2.8 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5215 Marramaquiz, 27, ss (103 G, 0.8 DR/40, -5.7 OR/40)

Outfielders:

• 4940 Sylvia, 29, lf (243 G, -1.0 DR/40, 1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5268 Marhault Elsdragon, 25, lf (34 G, -1.5 DR/40, -9.1 OR/40)
• 4451 Mario Coluna, 32, cf (728 G, 1.1 DR/40, -2.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5010 Giada De Laurentiis, 26, cf (276 G, -0.9 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5474 Theseus, 22, rf (16 G, -0.2 DR/40, 4.0 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 4507 Kelly Rohrbach, 34, sp (270 G, 11.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4325 Kes, 33, sp (193 G, 4.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5312 Seal, 21, sp (12 G, -8.0 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 4419 Marc Connelly, 33, mr (352 G, 6.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4372 Jon Tester, 34, mr (343 G, 6.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4278 Dan Savage, 34, rp (365 G, 11.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4569 Mistress Ford, 32, rp (232 G, 5.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5003 Richard Pryor, 29, rp (230 G, 14.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4752 Malcolm, 31, rp (197 G, 3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 5380 Adrianne Ho, 21, c (57 G, -1.3 DR/40, -2.6 OR/40)
• 5507 Hippolyta, 23, 3b (who?)
• 5577 Gertrude, 19, cf (who?)
• 5693 Dee Reynolds, 17, mr
• 5678 Tor Wauki, 20, cf
• 5464 Fred Durst, 19, 2b (who?)