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SimBase Players, Year 64

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By position: c | 1b | 2b | 3b | ss | lf | cf | rf | sp | mr | rp

2D, rp, Seattle
?uestlove, ss, Seattle

Aamito Lagum, cf, Milan
Abed Nadir, mr, Los Angeles
Adam Schlesinger, lf, Paddington
Adrianne Ho, c, Stratford
Al Horford, rp, Baltimore
Alan Bible, 1b, Washington
Alan Breck Stewart, c, on waivers
Alben W. Barkley, rp, Washington
Aldo Zilli, c, Kansas City
Alex Russo, lf, Los Angeles
Alexandra Daddario, rp, Milan
Alicia Machado, c, Milan
Alm-Uncle, rp, Paddington
Alonzo, rp, Compton
Alx James, lf, Cyberspace
Amelia Earhart, rp, Carolina
Amy Farrah Fowler, 3b, Los Angeles
Anchal Joseph, 2b, Milan
Angela Martin, 1b, Cyberspace
Angie Harmon, 1b, Sao Paulo/Carolina
Anna Ewers, 2b, Milan
Anne Lindbergh, sp, Carolina
Anne-Sophie Pic, sp, Kansas City
Annie Edison, 2b, on waivers
Antoine Walker, ss, Kansas City
Apsley Cherry-Garrard, rp, on waivers
Arthur Chu, sp, Almaty
Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca, lf, Almaty
Ashley Graham, rp, Compton
Ashley Tisdale, 3b, on waivers
Atarka World Render, lf, Multiverse
Athreos God of Passage, rf, Milan
Aubie, rp, Philadelphia
Aurelia the Warleader, ss, Cyberspace
Ayumu, 2b, Sao Paulo/on waivers

Beatrice, sp, Washington
Behemoth, lf, Philadelphia
Bella Hadid, sp, Milan
Ben Kweller, cf, Seattle
Ben Lee, rf, Seattle
Benny Fine, ss, Cyberspace
Biff Hooper, lf, on waivers
Big Boss, 3b, on waivers
Big Daddy Kane, ss, on waivers
Big the Cat, c, Philadelphia
Bill Anders, rp, Carolina
Bill Sharman, ss, Baltimore
Billy Bremner, rp, Kratovo
Birdie Sanders, rf, Cyberspace
Bjork Gudmundsdottir, mr, Kratovo
Blastoise, 3b, San Jose
Bob Pettit, c, Baltimore
Bobby Flay, mr, Kansas City
Borborygmos, sp, Seattle
Brion Stoutarm, ss, Multiverse
Bubba Watson, sp, Almaty
Bulbasaur, 2b, San Jose
Bushwick Bill, mr, Compton
Buzz Aldrin, 2b, Carolina
Byakko, ss, on waivers
Byron Dorgan, sp, Washington
Bárbara Seixas, 2b, Almaty

Caleb Seiboth, rp, Stratford
Calico Briggs, rp, Philadelphia
Camille Rowe, cf, Milan
Candace Payne, rf, Cyberspace
Carl Edwards, sp, on waivers
Carly Fiorina, rf, Almaty
Caroline Channing, ss, Sao Paulo
Caroline Trentini, c, Milan
Carrie Bradshaw, 2b, Los Angeles
Cat Morgan, cf, Philadelphia
Charizard, 1b, San Jose
Charles Culberson, lf, Washington
Charles Lincoln Neal III, mr, Cyberspace
Charles Lindbergh, lf, Carolina
Charles Wilkes, rf, Carolina
Charlie Duke, rp, Carolina
Charlie Kelly, sp, Los Angeles
Charlotte York, c, Sao Paulo
China Machado, rf, Milan
Chord Overstreet, rp, Seattle
Chris Collingwood, cf, Seattle
Christopher Columbus, sp, Carolina
Christopher Robin, c, Paddington
Chuck D, lf, on waivers
Claire Farron, lf, San Jose
Clara Sesemann, sp, Paddington
Claudio Gentile, rp, on waivers
Cliff Hagan, lf, Baltimore
Cloves, 2b, Seattle
Conny Torstensson, rf, Philadelphia
Creed Bratton, rp, Los Angeles
Curly Brace, cf, San Jose

DJ Spinderella, mr, Sao Paulo
DJ Yella, ss, Compton
Dahlia Hawthorne, rf, San Jose
Dan Aykroyd, rp, San Jose
Dan Savage, rp, Stratford
Daniel Lara, cf, Philadelphia
Daphne Groeneveld, rp, Milan
Dark Kat, rp, on waivers
Darrell Griffith, ss, Baltimore
Darryl McDaniels, rp, Compton/on waivers
Dave Barry, rp, Multiverse/on waivers
Dave Cowens, cf, Baltimore
Dave Navarro, 2b, Seattle
David Chang, rf, Kansas City
David DeVore Jr, mr, Cyberspace
Dawon, sp, Philadelphia
Dee Reynolds, mr, Stratford/Sao Paulo
Denis Mukwege, ss, Almaty
Denny Hamlin, rp, Almaty
Deron Williams, mr, Baltimore
Diane Keaton, 2b, Kratovo
Dianne Feinstein, 3b, Washington
Dick Nanninga, lf, on waivers
Dikembe Mutombo, sp, Baltimore
Doc Rivers, sp, Baltimore
Dominique Wilkins, 3b, Baltimore
Donalbain, 1b, Washington
Doraemon, lf, Philadelphia/Kratovo
Doug E. Fresh, rp, Compton
Dr. Dre, 2b, Compton
Dr. Horrible, mr, Cyberspace
Dralnu Lich Lord, 2b, on waivers
Dres, 1b, Sao Paulo

Eazy-E, rp, Compton
Edmund Hillary, lf, Carolina
Edna Lewis, 2b, Kansas City
Eeyore, c, Paddington
Ehud ben-Gera, 3b, Sao Paulo
Einars Repse, 3b, Washington
Eleonora Pons, mr, Paddington
Elizabeth Emken, 1b, Almaty
Elizabeth Warren, ss, Washington
Enrique Ballestrero, rp, Kratovo
Enrique DeLome, mr, Philadelphia
Enya, cf, Seattle
Erin Burnett, ss, Sao Paulo
Erin Wasson, sp, Milan/Compton
Ertai Wizard Adept, rf, Multiverse
Experiment Kraj, 3b, Multiverse

Fabio Capello, 3b, Seattle
Fenton Hardy, lf, Paddington
Figaro, rp, on waivers
Foxes, ss, Seattle
Fran, 2b, San Jose
Fran Drescher, rp, Kansas City
Frank Borman, rp, Carolina
Frank Hardy, 1b, Paddington
Franziska von Karma, sp, San Jose
Fred Durst, 1b, Stratford
Frederick Cook, ss, Almaty/on waivers
Friedrich Koncilia, rp, Kratovo
Fritz, sp, Philadelphia
Fritz Robinson, rf, Seattle

Gaddock Teeg, c, Multiverse
Gaius Mucius Scaevola, rf, Sao Paulo
Gaylord Nelson, sp, Carolina
Geert Van Hecke, sp, Kansas City
Geist of Saint Traft, rf, Multiverse
Gemma Ward, sp, Stratford
George Clement Perkins, rp, Washington
George Cohen, rp, Kratovo
George Herbert Walker Bush, mr, Los Angeles
George Kelly, sp, Washington
Gerrard Capashen, 3b, Multiverse
Gertrude, cf, Sao Paulo
Gia, sp, Philadelphia
Giacinto Facchetti, mr, Kratovo
Giada De Laurentiis, cf, Stratford
Gian Franco Romagnoli, rp, Kansas City
Gianfranco Chiarini, cf, Kansas City
Gigi Hadid, ss, Milan
Gisela Blade of Goldnight, cf, Multiverse
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing, 1b, Washington
Grace Helbig, cf, Cyberspace
Grand Arbiter Augustin IV, 1b, Baltimore
Greg Kinnear, c, on waivers
Griddlebone, sp, Philadelphia
Grimalkin, c, Sao Paulo
Grimes, rp, on waivers
Growltiger, cf, Philadelphia
Grzegorz Lato, rf, Kratovo/on waivers
Gualtiero Marchesi, rp, Kansas City
Guenhwyvar, mr, Los Angeles
Guildenstern, rp, Stratford
Guy Savoy, c, Kansas City

Hailey Baldwin, c, on waivers
Halsey, 3b, Seattle
Hank Green, sp, Cyberspace
Hathi, rp, Seattle
Havoc, c, Compton
Heather Mason, ss, San Jose
Heavy D, 3b, Los Angeles
Heidi, ss, Paddington
Heinz Winkler, 2b, Kansas City
Henri Michel, ss, Kratovo
Henry "Birdie" Bowers, sp, Cyberspace
Henry Cabot Lodge, c, Almaty
Herb Kohl, rp, Washington
Hermia, rp, Stratford
Herschel Walker, lf, Almaty
Hilary Swank, ss, Los Angeles
Hillel Slovak, lf, Seattle
Hippolyta, 3b, Stratford
Howard Wolowitz, lf, on waivers
Hristo Bonev, rf, Kansas City
Hugo Chavez, sp, Kansas City/on waivers

Ian Stewart, 1b, Los Angeles
Ice Cube, cf, Compton
Ice-T, mr, Compton
Iola Morton, mr, Paddington
Iraj Danaeifard, rf, Paddington
Isabeli Fontana, sp, Milan
Iskra Lawrence, c, Milan

Jack Charlton, rp, Kratovo
Jack Donaghy, sp, Los Angeles
Jacob Javits, sp, Washington
Jacques Pic, ss, Kansas City
Jam Master Jay, rp, Compton
James Cook, c, Carolina
James M2 Cox, cf, Almaty
James Sunderland, 1b, San Jose
Jamie Oliver, sp, Kansas City
Janeane Garofalo, rp, Sao Paulo
January Jones, ss, Compton
Jasmia Robinson, sp, Sao Paulo
Jason Bateman, ss, Almaty
Jason Sudeikis, rp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Jay Williams, rp, Almaty/on waivers
Jean-Georges Vongerichten, lf, Kansas City
Jean-Ralphio Saperstein, 1b, Sao Paulo
Jedit Ojanen, cf, on waivers
Jeff Winger, rf, Los Angeles
Jenna Mourey, sp, Cyberspace
Jennifer Lawrence, cf, Kratovo
Jess Day, rp, Stratford
Jessica Minh Anh, sp, Milan
Jill Goodacre, sp, Milan
Jim Bunning, mr, Washington
Jim Furyk, 3b, Almaty
Jim Hawkins, c, Baltimore
Jim Lovell, 2b, Carolina
Joe Hardy, c, on waivers
Joe Johnson, c, Baltimore
John Cabot, sp, Carolina
John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., ss, Sao Paulo
John Green, sp, Cyberspace
John Havlicek, mr, on waivers
John Wall, sp, San Jose
Johnny Rep, lf, Kratovo
Jon Tester, mr, on waivers
Jose Pereira, rp, Carolina
Joseph Favre, rf, Stratford
Joseph Stiglitz, lf, Sao Paulo
Josh Holloway, ss, on waivers
Josh Klinghoffer, sp, Seattle
Josh Smith, mr, Baltimore
Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, mr, Sao Paulo
Jules Cobb, ss, Los Angeles
Julia Stegner, rp, Milan

Kanga, ss, Paddington
Karl Malone, rp, on waivers
Karl Mundt, cf, Washington
Kazuma Sakamoto, 2b, Cyberspace/on waivers
Keanu Reeves, cf, Baltimore
Keith Richards, rp, Los Angeles
Kelly Gale, lf, Kratovo
Kelly Kapoor, sp, Los Angeles
Kelly Rohrbach, mr, Seattle
Ken Jennings, cf, Almaty
Kenneth Parcell, lf, Los Angeles
Kent Conrad, rf, Washington
Kes, sp, on waivers
Kesha Rose Sebert, lf, Seattle
Kevin Garnett, sp, Baltimore
Khaled Mohamed Khaled, rp, Cyberspace
Kool DJ Red Alert, rp, Sao Paulo
Kotick, 2b, Paddington
Kratos, lf, San Jose
Kruphix God of Horizons, sp, Multiverse
Kyle Korver, 1b, Baltimore

Lais Ribero, 3b, Milan
Larry Bird, ss, Baltimore
Larry Mullen Jr., sp, Kratovo
Leif Ericcson, 1b, Carolina
Lenny Wilkens, sp, Baltimore
Leonard Hofstadter, sp, Los Angeles
Leonid Shmuts, rp, Kratovo
Lil' Cease, mr, Compton
Lilly Singh, rp, Cyberspace
Little Mermaid, rf, Paddington
Liz Lemon, c, Los Angeles
Long John Silver, c, Paddington/Almaty

MC Ren, c, Compton
Maahes, 3b, on waivers
Mac Manc McManx, rp, Philadelphia/Kratovo
Macavity, 3b, Philadelphia
Macbeth, c, Stratford
Maggie Hassan, mr, Sao Paulo
Malcolm, rp, Stratford
Marc Connelly, mr, on waivers
Marcus Smart, lf, Baltimore
Marhault Elsdragon, rf, Stratford
Mario Coluna, cf, on waivers
Mario Frittoli, rp, Kansas City
Mario Kempes, c, Kratovo
Mark Fischbach, cf, Cyberspace
Mark Watney, sp, Carolina/on waivers
Marramaquiz, ss, Stratford/on waivers
Martin Freeman, 1b, Sao Paulo
Masta Ace, 3b, Compton
Matt Harding, rp, Cyberspace
Matt Lauer, 2b, on waivers
Matthew Broderick, 3b, Stratford
Max Black, c, Milan
Maximillion Galactica, cf, San Jose
Meg Whitman, rp, Almaty
Melissa Lewis, sp, Carolina
Michael Collins, 3b, Carolina
Michel Platini, c, Kratovo
Michel Troisgrois, lf, Kansas City
Miles Edgeworth, c, on waivers
Mindy Lahiri, sp, Los Angeles
Mistress Ford, rp, Stratford/on waivers
Misty K. Snow, 3b, Almaty
Momir Vig, rp, Multiverse
Mookie Blaylock, cf, Compton
Morgan Fey, ss, San Jose
Munkustrap, sp, Philadelphia
Murdoc Niccals, 1b, Seattle
Myla Dalbesio, rf, Paddington

Nadia Santini, 2b, Kansas City
Nag, ss, Multiverse
Nagaina, 3b, Kansas City
Nanna Bryndis Hilmarsdottir, sp, Seattle
Nash Grier, sp, Cyberspace
Nastassia Slinky, c, Philadelphia
Natalie Galkina, ss, Cyberspace
Natalie Joel, sp, Seattle
Nathan Drake, sp, Baltimore
Nathan Kress, ss, Stratford
Neil Armstrong, rp, on waivers
Nellie Bly, sp, Carolina
Nestor Combin, 2b, Kratovo
Nightingale, sp, Paddington
Ninni Laaksonen, rp, Milan
Noel Kreiss, sp, San Jose
Noodle, 3b, Sao Paulo
Notorious B.I.G., lf, Compton
NoĂ©mie Lenoir, 1b, Kratovo

Obzedat Ghost Council, ss, on waivers
Oerba Dia Vanille, rp, San Jose
Oerba Yun Fang, cf, San Jose
Olajide Olatunji, rp, Milan
Old Man Pytheas, sp, Carolina
Ole Lukoje, c, Stratford
Ole-Luk-Oie, 2b, on waivers
Olivia Voldaren, sp, Multiverse
Oona Queen of the Fae, 1b, Sao Paulo

Paolo Rossi, 3b, Kratovo
Pat Buchanan, 2b, Almaty
Pat McCarran, rf, Washington
Patricia Anthony, sp, Los Angeles/Los Angeles
Patty Murray, 2b, Washington
Patty Smyth, lf, Washington
Paul Breitner, sp, Kratovo
Paul Pierce, rp, Baltimore
Peaches, c, Seattle
Pearl Fey, lf, San Jose
Penelope Pussycat, ss, Philadelphia
Pepa, 2b, Compton
Pepe the Frog, lf, Philadelphia
Pete Conrad, 3b, Carolina
Pete Maravich, ss, Baltimore
Peter, sp, Paddington
Peter Fonda, 3b, Stratford
Peter Pan, sp, Paddington
Phil Cohen, 1b, Paddington
Philip DeFranco Jr., 2b, Cyberspace
Piglet, sp, Paddington
Pillsbury Doughboy, rp, Kansas City
Player 1, rp, San Jose
Pope Francis, cf, Almaty
Posdnuos, lf, Compton
Prime Speaker Zegana, rp, Multiverse
Priyanka Chopra, c, Milan
Prodigy, 1b, Compton
Professor Hackle, lf, Philadelphia
Proteus, rp, Washington
Puff Daddy, ss, Compton

Quote, sp, San Jose

Rachael Ray, rp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Raffaele Esposito, rp, Kansas City
Rafi Fine, cf, Cyberspace
Ragnar Thorhalsson, rf, Almaty
Raina Morris, rf, Stratford
Raj Koothrappali, rp, Los Angeles
Rand Paul, rp, Washington
Ranjit Singh, cf, Los Angeles
Ray Liotta, ss, Kratovo
Razia Boros Archangel, 2b, Multiverse
Real Quiet, rp, Almaty
Rebecca Gayheart, lf, Milan
Regina Berry, sp, San Jose
Rev Run, rp, Seattle
Rhett James McLaughlin, ss, Cyberspace
Richard Dreyfuss, 1b, on waivers
Richard Feynman, ss, on waivers
Richard Pryor, rp, Los Angeles/Multiverse
Rick Santorum, sp, Almaty
Rick Snyder, sp, Sao Paulo
Rikki Tikki Tavi, c, Seattle
Riley Matthews, lf, Los Angeles
Roald Amundsen, c, Carolina
Robert Peary, cf, Carolina
Romee Strijd, sp, Milan
Ron Crumpton, rp, Almaty
Ron Swanson, ss, Los Angeles
Ronald McDonald, rp, Los Angeles
Roo, rp, Paddington
Rosencrantz, cf, Stratford
Ross, lf, Sao Paulo
Royce Da 5'9", sp, Compton/on waivers
Rudy Mancuso, rp, Cyberspace
Rufus, rf, Philadelphia
Rumpus Cat, rp, Philadelphia
Ruric Thar the Unbowed, sp, Multiverse
Russel Hobbs, rf, Compton
Rüdiger Schnuphase, c, on waivers

Salt, sp, Compton
Sam Jones, 3b, Cyberspace
Sammy Griner, 2b, Cyberspace
Sandy Lyle, mr, on waivers
Sarabi, cf, Philadelphia
Sazh Katzroy, rp, San Jose
Scratchy, rp, Almaty
Seal, sp, Stratford
Selima, ss, Philadelphia
Selina Meyer, 3b, Los Angeles
Sepp Maier, sp, Kratovo
Serah Farron, lf, San Jose
Sessilee Lopez, rp, Milan
Sia Kate Isobelle Furler, sp, Seattle
Sigarda Host of Herons, 1b, Multiverse
Silumgar the Drifting Death, sp, Multiverse
Simba, sp, Almaty
Sir John Falstaff, rp, Kansas City
Siward, 2b, Stratford
Smarty Jones, rp, on waivers
Smieragatto, 2b, Sao Paulo
Snow, lf, on waivers
Snow Queen, mr, Paddington
Snug, sp, Stratford
Sora, rp, San Jose
Spud Webb, lf, Baltimore
Stacey Augmon, mr, Baltimore
Stelmaria, lf, Philadelphia
Sting, rp, Seattle
Sunday Silence, 2b, Philadelphia
Surrak Dragonclaw, mr, Stratford
Suzy Amis, rf, on waivers
Sygg River Cutthroat, 3b, Milan
Sylvester James Pussycat Sr., mr, Kratovo
Sylvia, lf, Stratford/on waivers

Tai Lung, sp, Philadelphia/Compton
Tarox Bladewing, sp, Multiverse
Taylor Marie Hill, cf, Milan
Tenzing Norgay, ss, Carolina
Teysa Orzhov Scion, c, Multiverse
Thada Adel, sp, Multiverse
The Princess, c, San Jose
Theseus, lf, Stratford
Thomas Keller, sp, Kansas City
Thumbelina, mr, Paddington
Thuu, cf, Paddington
Tim, rp, San Jose
Tim Meadows, rp, Sao Paulo
Tim Siedell, rp, on waivers
Tinker Bell, ss, Stratford
Tobias Andrion, rp, Multiverse
Tolsimir Wolfblood, cf, Multiverse
Tom Connally, rp, Washington
Tom Gugliotta, rf, Baltimore
Tommy Heinsohn, 2b, Kansas City
Tony the Tiger, 2b, on waivers
Tor Wauki, cf, Stratford/on waivers
Torsten Von Ursus, rp, on waivers
Toshiro Umezawa, rp, Multiverse
Tracy Jordan, ss, on waivers
Treach, rp, Multiverse/on waivers
Tsabo Tavoc, lf, Multiverse/on waivers
Tumblebrutus, 2b, Sao Paulo
Tyler Oakley, rf, Cyberspace

Ubaldo Matildo Fillol, rp, Kratovo
Ugly Duckling, 3b, Paddington
Umar ibn Al-Khattab, sp, Sao Paulo

Valeriano Weyler, ss, Philadelphia
Vanilla Ice, lf, Compton
Vhati il-Dal, cf, Multiverse
Vicente de Fonseca Lucas, rp, Kratovo
Vitus Bering, lf, Carolina

Wally Szczerbiak, 2b, Baltimore
Wendell Ford, rp, Washington
Willem Barents, lf, Carolina
Willy Brandt, ss, Washington
Winnie the Pooh, lf, Paddington
Wolf, cf, Paddington
Wolfgang Puck, rp, Kansas City

Xira Arien, rp, Multiverse

Yali, rf, Stratford
Yorick, 1b, on waivers

Zachary Quinto, ss, on waivers
Zygmunt Maszczyk, sp, Kratovo/on waivers
Ágatha Bednarczuk, mr, Almaty

By position

Catchers

Adrianne Ho, Stratford
Alan Breck Stewart, on waivers
Aldo Zilli, Kansas City
Alicia Machado, Milan
Big the Cat, Philadelphia
Bob Pettit, Baltimore
Caroline Trentini, Milan
Charlotte York, Sao Paulo
Christopher Robin, Paddington
Eeyore, Paddington
Gaddock Teeg, Multiverse
Greg Kinnear, on waivers
Grimalkin, Sao Paulo
Guy Savoy, Kansas City
Hailey Baldwin, on waivers
Havoc, Compton
Henry Cabot Lodge, Almaty
Iskra Lawrence, Milan
James Cook, Carolina
Jim Hawkins, Baltimore
Joe Hardy, on waivers
Joe Johnson, Baltimore
Liz Lemon, Los Angeles
Long John Silver, Paddington/Almaty
MC Ren, Compton
Macbeth, Stratford
Mario Kempes, Kratovo
Max Black, Milan
Michel Platini, Kratovo
Miles Edgeworth, on waivers
Nastassia Slinky, Philadelphia
Ole Lukoje, Stratford
Peaches, Seattle
Priyanka Chopra, Milan
Rikki Tikki Tavi, Seattle
Roald Amundsen, Carolina
Rüdiger Schnuphase, on waivers
Teysa Orzhov Scion, Multiverse
The Princess, San Jose

First Basemen

Alan Bible, Washington
Angela Martin, Cyberspace
Angie Harmon, Sao Paulo/Carolina
Charizard, San Jose
Donalbain, Washington
Dres, Sao Paulo
Elizabeth Emken, Almaty
Frank Hardy, Paddington
Fred Durst, Stratford
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing, Washington
Grand Arbiter Augustin IV, Baltimore
Ian Stewart, Los Angeles
James Sunderland, San Jose
Jean-Ralphio Saperstein, Sao Paulo
Kyle Korver, Baltimore
Leif Ericcson, Carolina
Martin Freeman, Sao Paulo
Murdoc Niccals, Seattle
NoĂ©mie Lenoir, Kratovo
Oona Queen of the Fae, Sao Paulo
Phil Cohen, Paddington
Prodigy, Compton
Richard Dreyfuss, on waivers
Sigarda Host of Herons, Multiverse
Yorick, on waivers

Second Basemen

Anchal Joseph, Milan
Anna Ewers, Milan
Annie Edison, on waivers
Ayumu, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Bulbasaur, San Jose
Buzz Aldrin, Carolina
Bárbara Seixas, Almaty
Carrie Bradshaw, Los Angeles
Cloves, Seattle
Dave Navarro, Seattle
Diane Keaton, Kratovo
Dr. Dre, Compton
Dralnu Lich Lord, on waivers
Edna Lewis, Kansas City
Fran, San Jose
Heinz Winkler, Kansas City
Jim Lovell, Carolina
Kazuma Sakamoto, Cyberspace/on waivers
Kotick, Paddington
Matt Lauer, on waivers
Nadia Santini, Kansas City
Nestor Combin, Kratovo
Ole-Luk-Oie, on waivers
Pat Buchanan, Almaty
Patty Murray, Washington
Pepa, Compton
Philip DeFranco Jr., Cyberspace
Razia Boros Archangel, Multiverse
Sammy Griner, Cyberspace
Siward, Stratford
Smieragatto, Sao Paulo
Sunday Silence, Philadelphia
Tommy Heinsohn, Kansas City
Tony the Tiger, on waivers
Tumblebrutus, Sao Paulo
Wally Szczerbiak, Baltimore

Third Basemen

Amy Farrah Fowler, Los Angeles
Ashley Tisdale, on waivers
Big Boss, on waivers
Blastoise, San Jose
Dianne Feinstein, Washington
Dominique Wilkins, Baltimore
Ehud ben-Gera, Sao Paulo
Einars Repse, Washington
Experiment Kraj, Multiverse
Fabio Capello, Seattle
Gerrard Capashen, Multiverse
Halsey, Seattle
Heavy D, Los Angeles
Hippolyta, Stratford
Jim Furyk, Almaty
Lais Ribero, Milan
Maahes, on waivers
Macavity, Philadelphia
Masta Ace, Compton
Matthew Broderick, Stratford
Michael Collins, Carolina
Misty K. Snow, Almaty
Nagaina, Kansas City
Noodle, Sao Paulo
Paolo Rossi, Kratovo
Pete Conrad, Carolina
Peter Fonda, Stratford
Sam Jones, Cyberspace
Selina Meyer, Los Angeles
Sygg River Cutthroat, Milan
Ugly Duckling, Paddington

Shortstops

?uestlove, Seattle
Antoine Walker, Kansas City
Aurelia the Warleader, Cyberspace
Benny Fine, Cyberspace
Big Daddy Kane, on waivers
Bill Sharman, Baltimore
Brion Stoutarm, Multiverse
Byakko, on waivers
Caroline Channing, Sao Paulo
DJ Yella, Compton
Darrell Griffith, Baltimore
Denis Mukwege, Almaty
Elizabeth Warren, Washington
Erin Burnett, Sao Paulo
Foxes, Seattle
Frederick Cook, Almaty/on waivers
Gigi Hadid, Milan
Heather Mason, San Jose
Heidi, Paddington
Henri Michel, Kratovo
Hilary Swank, Los Angeles
Jacques Pic, Kansas City
January Jones, Compton
Jason Bateman, Almaty
John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., Sao Paulo
Josh Holloway, on waivers
Jules Cobb, Los Angeles
Kanga, Paddington
Larry Bird, Baltimore
Marramaquiz, Stratford/on waivers
Morgan Fey, San Jose
Nag, Multiverse
Natalie Galkina, Cyberspace
Nathan Kress, Stratford
Obzedat Ghost Council, on waivers
Penelope Pussycat, Philadelphia
Pete Maravich, Baltimore
Puff Daddy, Compton
Ray Liotta, Kratovo
Rhett James McLaughlin, Cyberspace
Richard Feynman, on waivers
Ron Swanson, Los Angeles
Selima, Philadelphia
Tenzing Norgay, Carolina
Tinker Bell, Stratford
Tracy Jordan, on waivers
Valeriano Weyler, Philadelphia
Willy Brandt, Washington
Zachary Quinto, on waivers

Left Fielders

Adam Schlesinger, Paddington
Alex Russo, Los Angeles
Alx James, Cyberspace
Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca, Almaty
Atarka World Render, Multiverse
Behemoth, Philadelphia
Biff Hooper, on waivers
Charles Culberson, Washington
Charles Lindbergh, Carolina
Chuck D, on waivers
Claire Farron, San Jose
Cliff Hagan, Baltimore
Dick Nanninga, on waivers
Doraemon, Philadelphia/Kratovo
Edmund Hillary, Carolina
Fenton Hardy, Paddington
Herschel Walker, Almaty
Hillel Slovak, Seattle
Howard Wolowitz, on waivers
Jean-Georges Vongerichten, Kansas City
Johnny Rep, Kratovo
Joseph Stiglitz, Sao Paulo
Kelly Gale, Kratovo
Kenneth Parcell, Los Angeles
Kesha Rose Sebert, Seattle
Kratos, San Jose
Marcus Smart, Baltimore
Michel Troisgrois, Kansas City
Notorious B.I.G., Compton
Patty Smyth, Washington
Pearl Fey, San Jose
Pepe the Frog, Philadelphia
Posdnuos, Compton
Professor Hackle, Philadelphia
Rebecca Gayheart, Milan
Riley Matthews, Los Angeles
Ross, Sao Paulo
Serah Farron, San Jose
Snow, on waivers
Spud Webb, Baltimore
Stelmaria, Philadelphia
Sylvia, Stratford/on waivers
Theseus, Stratford
Tsabo Tavoc, Multiverse/on waivers
Vanilla Ice, Compton
Vitus Bering, Carolina
Willem Barents, Carolina
Winnie the Pooh, Paddington

Center Fielders

Aamito Lagum, Milan
Ben Kweller, Seattle
Camille Rowe, Milan
Cat Morgan, Philadelphia
Chris Collingwood, Seattle
Curly Brace, San Jose
Daniel Lara, Philadelphia
Dave Cowens, Baltimore
Enya, Seattle
Gertrude, Sao Paulo
Giada De Laurentiis, Stratford
Gianfranco Chiarini, Kansas City
Gisela Blade of Goldnight, Multiverse
Grace Helbig, Cyberspace
Growltiger, Philadelphia
Ice Cube, Compton
James M2 Cox, Almaty
Jedit Ojanen, on waivers
Jennifer Lawrence, Kratovo
Karl Mundt, Washington
Keanu Reeves, Baltimore
Ken Jennings, Almaty
Mario Coluna, on waivers
Mark Fischbach, Cyberspace
Maximillion Galactica, San Jose
Mookie Blaylock, Compton
Oerba Yun Fang, San Jose
Pope Francis, Almaty
Rafi Fine, Cyberspace
Ranjit Singh, Los Angeles
Robert Peary, Carolina
Rosencrantz, Stratford
Sarabi, Philadelphia
Taylor Marie Hill, Milan
Thuu, Paddington
Tolsimir Wolfblood, Multiverse
Tor Wauki, Stratford/on waivers
Vhati il-Dal, Multiverse
Wolf, Paddington

Right Fielders

Athreos God of Passage, Milan
Ben Lee, Seattle
Birdie Sanders, Cyberspace
Candace Payne, Cyberspace
Carly Fiorina, Almaty
Charles Wilkes, Carolina
China Machado, Milan
Conny Torstensson, Philadelphia
Dahlia Hawthorne, San Jose
David Chang, Kansas City
Ertai Wizard Adept, Multiverse
Fritz Robinson, Seattle
Gaius Mucius Scaevola, Sao Paulo
Geist of Saint Traft, Multiverse
Grzegorz Lato, Kratovo/on waivers
Hristo Bonev, Kansas City
Iraj Danaeifard, Paddington
Jeff Winger, Los Angeles
Joseph Favre, Stratford
Kent Conrad, Washington
Little Mermaid, Paddington
Marhault Elsdragon, Stratford
Myla Dalbesio, Paddington
Pat McCarran, Washington
Ragnar Thorhalsson, Almaty
Raina Morris, Stratford
Rufus, Philadelphia
Russel Hobbs, Compton
Suzy Amis, on waivers
Tom Gugliotta, Baltimore
Tyler Oakley, Cyberspace
Yali, Stratford

Starting Pitchers

Anne Lindbergh, Carolina
Anne-Sophie Pic, Kansas City
Arthur Chu, Almaty
Beatrice, Washington
Bella Hadid, Milan
Borborygmos, Seattle
Bubba Watson, Almaty
Byron Dorgan, Washington
Carl Edwards, on waivers
Charlie Kelly, Los Angeles
Christopher Columbus, Carolina
Clara Sesemann, Paddington
Dawon, Philadelphia
Dikembe Mutombo, Baltimore
Doc Rivers, Baltimore
Erin Wasson, Milan/Compton
Franziska von Karma, San Jose
Fritz, Philadelphia
Gaylord Nelson, Carolina
Geert Van Hecke, Kansas City
Gemma Ward, Stratford
George Kelly, Washington
Gia, Philadelphia
Griddlebone, Philadelphia
Hank Green, Cyberspace
Henry "Birdie" Bowers, Cyberspace
Hugo Chavez, Kansas City/on waivers
Isabeli Fontana, Milan
Jack Donaghy, Los Angeles
Jacob Javits, Washington
Jamie Oliver, Kansas City
Jasmia Robinson, Sao Paulo
Jenna Mourey, Cyberspace
Jessica Minh Anh, Milan
Jill Goodacre, Milan
John Cabot, Carolina
John Green, Cyberspace
John Wall, San Jose
Josh Klinghoffer, Seattle
Kelly Kapoor, Los Angeles
Kes, on waivers
Kevin Garnett, Baltimore
Kruphix God of Horizons, Multiverse
Larry Mullen Jr., Kratovo
Lenny Wilkens, Baltimore
Leonard Hofstadter, Los Angeles
Mark Watney, Carolina/on waivers
Melissa Lewis, Carolina
Mindy Lahiri, Los Angeles
Munkustrap, Philadelphia
Nanna Bryndis Hilmarsdottir, Seattle
Nash Grier, Cyberspace
Natalie Joel, Seattle
Nathan Drake, Baltimore
Nellie Bly, Carolina
Nightingale, Paddington
Noel Kreiss, San Jose
Old Man Pytheas, Carolina
Olivia Voldaren, Multiverse
Patricia Anthony, Los Angeles/Los Angeles
Paul Breitner, Kratovo
Peter, Paddington
Peter Pan, Paddington
Piglet, Paddington
Quote, San Jose
Regina Berry, San Jose
Rick Santorum, Almaty
Rick Snyder, Sao Paulo
Romee Strijd, Milan
Royce Da 5'9", Compton/on waivers
Ruric Thar the Unbowed, Multiverse
Salt, Compton
Seal, Stratford
Sepp Maier, Kratovo
Sia Kate Isobelle Furler, Seattle
Silumgar the Drifting Death, Multiverse
Simba, Almaty
Snug, Stratford
Tai Lung, Philadelphia/Compton
Tarox Bladewing, Multiverse
Thada Adel, Multiverse
Thomas Keller, Kansas City
Umar ibn Al-Khattab, Sao Paulo
Zygmunt Maszczyk, Kratovo/on waivers

Middle Relievers

Abed Nadir, Los Angeles
Bjork Gudmundsdottir, Kratovo
Bobby Flay, Kansas City
Bushwick Bill, Compton
Charles Lincoln Neal III, Cyberspace
DJ Spinderella, Sao Paulo
David DeVore Jr, Cyberspace
Dee Reynolds, Stratford/Sao Paulo
Deron Williams, Baltimore
Dr. Horrible, Cyberspace
Eleonora Pons, Paddington
Enrique DeLome, Philadelphia
George Herbert Walker Bush, Los Angeles
Giacinto Facchetti, Kratovo
Guenhwyvar, Los Angeles
Ice-T, Compton
Iola Morton, Paddington
Jim Bunning, Washington
John Havlicek, on waivers
Jon Tester, on waivers
Josh Smith, Baltimore
Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, Sao Paulo
Kelly Rohrbach, Seattle
Lil' Cease, Compton
Maggie Hassan, Sao Paulo
Marc Connelly, on waivers
Sandy Lyle, on waivers
Snow Queen, Paddington
Stacey Augmon, Baltimore
Surrak Dragonclaw, Stratford
Sylvester James Pussycat Sr., Kratovo
Thumbelina, Paddington
Ágatha Bednarczuk, Almaty

Relief Pitchers

2D, Seattle
Al Horford, Baltimore
Alben W. Barkley, Washington
Alexandra Daddario, Milan
Alm-Uncle, Paddington
Alonzo, Compton
Amelia Earhart, Carolina
Apsley Cherry-Garrard, on waivers
Ashley Graham, Compton
Aubie, Philadelphia
Bill Anders, Carolina
Billy Bremner, Kratovo
Caleb Seiboth, Stratford
Calico Briggs, Philadelphia
Charlie Duke, Carolina
Chord Overstreet, Seattle
Claudio Gentile, on waivers
Creed Bratton, Los Angeles
Dan Aykroyd, San Jose
Dan Savage, Stratford
Daphne Groeneveld, Milan
Dark Kat, on waivers
Darryl McDaniels, Compton/on waivers
Dave Barry, Multiverse/on waivers
Denny Hamlin, Almaty
Doug E. Fresh, Compton
Eazy-E, Compton
Enrique Ballestrero, Kratovo
Figaro, on waivers
Fran Drescher, Kansas City
Frank Borman, Carolina
Friedrich Koncilia, Kratovo
George Clement Perkins, Washington
George Cohen, Kratovo
Gian Franco Romagnoli, Kansas City
Grimes, on waivers
Gualtiero Marchesi, Kansas City
Guildenstern, Stratford
Hathi, Seattle
Herb Kohl, Washington
Hermia, Stratford
Jack Charlton, Kratovo
Jam Master Jay, Compton
Janeane Garofalo, Sao Paulo
Jason Sudeikis, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Jay Williams, Almaty/on waivers
Jess Day, Stratford
Jose Pereira, Carolina
Julia Stegner, Milan
Karl Malone, on waivers
Keith Richards, Los Angeles
Khaled Mohamed Khaled, Cyberspace
Kool DJ Red Alert, Sao Paulo
Leonid Shmuts, Kratovo
Lilly Singh, Cyberspace
Mac Manc McManx, Philadelphia/Kratovo
Malcolm, Stratford
Mario Frittoli, Kansas City
Matt Harding, Cyberspace
Meg Whitman, Almaty
Mistress Ford, Stratford/on waivers
Momir Vig, Multiverse
Neil Armstrong, on waivers
Ninni Laaksonen, Milan
Oerba Dia Vanille, San Jose
Olajide Olatunji, Milan
Paul Pierce, Baltimore
Pillsbury Doughboy, Kansas City
Player 1, San Jose
Prime Speaker Zegana, Multiverse
Proteus, Washington
Rachael Ray, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Raffaele Esposito, Kansas City
Raj Koothrappali, Los Angeles
Rand Paul, Washington
Real Quiet, Almaty
Rev Run, Seattle
Richard Pryor, Los Angeles/Multiverse
Ron Crumpton, Almaty
Ronald McDonald, Los Angeles
Roo, Paddington
Rudy Mancuso, Cyberspace
Rumpus Cat, Philadelphia
Sazh Katzroy, San Jose
Scratchy, Almaty
Sessilee Lopez, Milan
Sir John Falstaff, Kansas City
Smarty Jones, on waivers
Sora, San Jose
Sting, Seattle
Tim, San Jose
Tim Meadows, Sao Paulo
Tim Siedell, on waivers
Tobias Andrion, Multiverse
Tom Connally, Washington
Torsten Von Ursus, on waivers
Toshiro Umezawa, Multiverse
Treach, Multiverse/on waivers
Ubaldo Matildo Fillol, Kratovo
Vicente de Fonseca Lucas, Kratovo
Wendell Ford, Washington
Wolfgang Puck, Kansas City
Xira Arien, Multiverse