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SimBase Players, Year 65
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By position: c | 1b | 2b | 3b | ss | lf | cf | rf | sp | mr | rp
A
- Aamito Lagum, cf, Circus/on waivers
- Abed Nadir, mr, Los Angeles
- Abel Tasman, rp, Carolina
- Abraham, lf, Tel Aviv
- Adam Sandler, 3b, Tel Aviv/on waivers
- Adam Schlesinger, lf, Paddington
- Adrianne Ho, c, Stratford
- Al Horford, rp, Baltimore
- Alan Bible, 1b, Washington
- Alben W. Barkley, rp, Washington
- Aldo Zilli, c, Kansas City/on waivers
- Alex Dunphy, rp, Los Angeles
- Alex Russo, cf, Los Angeles
- Alexandra Daddario, rp, on waivers
- Alicia Machado, c, Milan
- Alison Brie, rp, Tel Aviv
- Allie Brosh, cf, Cyberspace
- Alluring Siren, c, Circus
- Alm-Uncle, rp, Paddington
- Alonzo, rp, Compton
- Alx James, lf, Cyberspace
- Aly Raisman, sp, on waivers
- Amelia Earhart, sp, Carolina
- Amy Farrah Fowler, 3b, Los Angeles
- Anchal Joseph, 2b, on waivers
- Andrzej Iwan, 3b, Kratovo
- Angela Martin, 1b, on waivers
- Angie Harmon, 3b, Carolina
- Anna Ewers, 2b, Milan
- Annaliese Dayes, lf, Milan
- Anne Lindbergh, sp, Carolina
- Anne-Sophie Pic, sp, Kansas City
- Antoine Walker, ss, Kansas City
- Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson, c, Circus
- Arthur Aldridge, lf, on waivers
- Arthur Chu, sp, Almaty
- Arthur Figgis, rf, Circus
- Arthur Frampton, cf, Circus/on waivers
- Arthur King of the Britons, rp, Circus
- Arthur Lemming, lf, Circus/on waivers
- Arthur Name, c, on waivers
- Arthur Pewtey, cf, Circus
- Arthur Wilson One, rf, Circus
- Arthur Wilson Two, rf, Circus
- Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca, lf, Almaty
- Ashley Graham, rp, Compton
- Atarka World Render, lf, Tel Aviv
- Athreos God of Passage, rf, Milan
- Aubie, rp, Philadelphia
- Aurelia the Warleader, ss, Cyberspace/Circus
B
- B.J. Smegma, 3b, Circus
- Bartolomeo Dias, 1b, Carolina
- Beatrice, sp, Washington
- Becky Thatcher, c, Circus
- Behemoth, lf, Philadelphia
- Bella Hadid, sp, Milan
- Ben Kweller, cf, Seattle
- Ben Lee, rf, Seattle
- Benny Fine, ss, Cyberspace
- Big the Cat, c, Philadelphia
- Bill Anders, rp, Carolina
- Bill Sharman, ss, Baltimore
- Billy Bremner, rp, Multiverse/on waivers
- Billy Crystal, c, Tel Aviv
- Birdie Sanders, rf, Cyberspace
- Bjork Gudmundsdottir, mr, Kratovo
- Blastoise, 3b, San Jose
- Bob Pettit, c, Baltimore
- Bobby Flay, mr, Kansas City
- Borborygmos, sp, Seattle/Tel Aviv
- Bregje Heinen, sp, Milan
- Brion Stoutarm, ss, Multiverse
- Brother Maynard, sp, Circus/on waivers
- Bubba Watson, sp, Almaty
- Bulbasaur, 2b, San Jose
- Bushwick Bill, mr, Compton
- Buzz Aldrin, 2b, Carolina
- Byron Dorgan, sp, Washington
- Bárbara Seixas, 2b, Almaty
C
- Caleb Seiboth, rp, Stratford
- Calico Briggs, rp, Philadelphia
- Camille Rowe, cf, Milan
- Candace Payne, rf, Kansas City
- Carly Fiorina, rf, Almaty
- Caroline Channing, ss, Sao Paulo/Cyberspace
- Caroline Trentini, c, on waivers
- Carrie Bradshaw, 2b, Los Angeles
- Cat Morgan, cf, Philadelphia
- Charizard, 1b, San Jose
- Charles Culberson, lf, Washington
- Charles Lincoln Neal III, mr, Cyberspace
- Charles Lindbergh, cf, Carolina
- Charles Wilkes, rf, Carolina
- Charlie Duke, rp, Carolina
- Charlie Kelly, sp, Los Angeles
- Charlotte York, c, Sao Paulo
- China Machado, rf, Milan
- Chord Overstreet, rp, Seattle
- Chris Ballew, sp, Washington
- Chris Collingwood, cf, Seattle
- Christopher Columbus, rp, on waivers
- Christopher Nolan, ss, Sao Paulo
- Christopher Robin, c, Paddington
- Chuck Norris, sp, Circus
- Claire Dunphy, c, Los Angeles
- Claire Farron, cf, San Jose
- Clara Sesemann, sp, Paddington
- Cliff Hagan, lf, Baltimore
- Cloves, 2b, Seattle
- Conan Freud, rp, San Jose/on waivers
- Concorde, rp, on waivers
- Conny Torstensson, rf, Circus
- Creed Bratton, rp, Los Angeles
- Curly Brace, c, San Jose
D
- DJ Spinderella, mr, Sao Paulo
- DJ Yella, ss, Compton
- Dahlia Hawthorne, rf, San Jose
- Dan Aykroyd, rp, San Jose
- Dan Savage, rp, Stratford/Multiverse
- Daniel Lara, cf, Philadelphia
- Daphne Groeneveld, rp, Milan
- Darrell Griffith, ss, on waivers
- Dave Cowens, cf, Baltimore
- Dave Dederer, c, Washington
- Dave Navarro, 2b, Seattle
- David Chang, rf, Kansas City
- David DeVore Jr, mr, Cyberspace
- David Schwimmer, cf, on waivers
- Dawon, sp, Philadelphia
- Dee Reynolds, mr, on waivers
- Demetrius, sp, Stratford
- Denis Mukwege, ss, Almaty
- Dennis, sp, Circus
- Denny Hamlin, rp, Almaty
- Deron Williams, mr, Baltimore
- Diane Keaton, 2b, Kratovo
- Dianne Feinstein, 3b, Washington
- Dikembe Mutombo, sp, Baltimore
- Dino Vercotti, 2b, on waivers
- Dinsdale Piranha, 1b, Circus
- Doc Rivers, sp, Baltimore
- Dominique Wilkins, 3b, Baltimore
- Donalbain, 1b, Washington
- Donald J. Trump, 1b, Washington
- Doraemon, lf, Kratovo
- Doug E. Fresh, rp, Compton
- Doug Piranha, 1b, on waivers
- Dr. Dre, 2b, Compton
- Dr. Horrible, mr, Cyberspace
- Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, c, Washington
- Dres, 2b, Sao Paulo
- Dustin Hoffman, sp, Tel Aviv/Seattle
E
- E.R. Bradshaw, 3b, Circus/on waivers
- E.V. Lambert, ss, Circus/on waivers
- Eazy-E, rp, Compton
- Edmund Hillary, lf, Carolina
- Edna Lewis, 2b, Kansas City
- Eeyore, 1b, Paddington
- Ehud ben-Gera, 3b, Sao Paulo
- Einars Repse, 3b, Washington
- Eleonora Pons, mr, Paddington
- Elizabeth Emken, 1b, Almaty
- Elizabeth Warren, ss, Washington
- Enrique Ballestrero, rp, Kratovo
- Enrique DeLome, mr, Philadelphia
- Enya, cf, Seattle
- Erin Burnett, ss, Sao Paulo
- Erin Wasson, sp, Compton
- Ertai Wizard Adept, rf, Multiverse
- Experiment Kraj, 3b, Multiverse
F
- Fabio Capello, 3b, Seattle
- Fenton Hardy, lf, Paddington
- Ferdinand Magellan, lf, Carolina
- Foxes, ss, Seattle
- Fran, 2b, San Jose
- Fran Drescher, rp, Kansas City
- Francis J. Underwood, c, Washington
- Frank Borman, rp, Carolina
- Frank Hardy, 1b, Paddington
- Frank Langella, 3b, Sao Paulo
- Franziska von Karma, sp, San Jose
- Fred Durst, 1b, Stratford
- Friedrich Koncilia, rp, Kratovo
- Fritz, sp, Philadelphia
- Fritz Robinson, rf, on waivers
G
- Gaddock Teeg, c, Multiverse
- Gaius Mucius Scaevola, rf, on waivers
- Gaylord Nelson, sp, Carolina
- Geert Van Hecke, sp, Kansas City
- Geist of Saint Traft, rf, Multiverse
- Gemma Ward, sp, Stratford
- George Clement Perkins, rp, Washington
- George Cohen, rp, Kratovo
- George Gershwin, 2b, Tel Aviv/Los Angeles
- George Herbert Walker Bush, mr, Los Angeles
- George Kelly, sp, Washington
- Gerrard Capashen, 3b, Multiverse/on waivers
- Gertrude, cf, Sao Paulo
- Gia, sp, Philadelphia
- Giacinto Facchetti, mr, Kratovo
- Giada De Laurentiis, cf, Stratford
- Gian Franco Romagnoli, rp, Kansas City
- Gianfranco Chiarini, cf, Kansas City
- Gigi Hadid, ss, Milan
- Gisela Blade of Goldnight, cf, Multiverse
- Godfrey Sithole, 2b, San Jose
- Gotthold Ephraim Lessing, 1b, Washington
- Grace Helbig, cf, Cyberspace
- Grand Arbiter Augustin IV, 1b, Baltimore
- Griddlebone, sp, Philadelphia
- Grimalkin, c, Sao Paulo
- Growltiger, cf, Philadelphia
- Gualtiero Marchesi, rp, Kansas City
- Guenhwyvar, mr, Los Angeles/Tel Aviv
- Guildenstern, rp, Stratford
- Guillermo Mendizabal Sanchez, ss, Kratovo
- Guy Savoy, c, Kansas City
H
- Halsey, 3b, Seattle
- Hank Green, sp, Cyberspace
- Hathi, rp, Seattle
- Havoc, c, Compton
- Heather Mason, ss, San Jose
- Heavy D, 3b, Los Angeles
- Heidi, ss, Paddington
- Heinz Winkler, 2b, Kansas City
- Helena, lf, Stratford
- Henri Michel, ss, Kratovo
- Henry "Birdie" Bowers, sp, Cyberspace
- Henry Cabot Lodge, c, Almaty
- Herb Kohl, rp, Washington
- Hermia, rp, Stratford
- Herschel Walker, lf, on waivers
- Hilary Swank, ss, on waivers
- Hillel Slovak, lf, Seattle
- Hippolyta, 3b, Stratford
- Howard Stern, rp, Tel Aviv
- Hristo Bonev, rf, Kansas City
- Huckleberry Finn, rp, Paddington
I
- Ian Stewart, 1b, Los Angeles
- Ice Cube, cf, Compton
- Ice-T, mr, Compton
- Iola Morton, mr, Paddington
- Iraj Danaeifard, rf, on waivers
- Isabeli Fontana, sp, Milan
- Isaiah Rider, 2b, Circus
- Iskra Lawrence, c, Milan
- Isla Fisher, 1b, Tel Aviv
J
- Jack Black, rp, Tel Aviv
- Jack Charlton, rp, Kratovo
- Jack Donaghy, sp, on waivers
- Jacob, sp, Tel Aviv
- Jacob Javits, sp, Washington
- Jacques Pic, ss, Kansas City
- Jake Gyllenhaal, cf, Tel Aviv
- Jam Master Jay, rp, Compton
- James Cook, c, Carolina
- James M2 Cox, cf, Almaty
- James Sunderland, 1b, San Jose
- Jamie Oliver, sp, Kansas City
- Jamie-Lynn Sigler, 3b, Tel Aviv
- Janeane Garofalo, rp, Sao Paulo
- January Jones, ss, on waivers
- Jasmia Robinson, sp, Sao Paulo
- Jason Bateman, ss, on waivers
- Jean-Georges Vongerichten, lf, Kansas City
- Jean-Ralphio Saperstein, 1b, Sao Paulo
- Jeff Garlin, c, Tel Aviv
- Jeff Winger, rf, Los Angeles
- Jenna Mourey, sp, Cyberspace
- Jennifer Lawrence, cf, Kratovo
- Jeremy Renner, 1b, Sao Paulo
- Jess Day, rp, Stratford
- Jessica Minh Anh, sp, Circus
- Jessica Sanchez, rp, Almaty
- Jill Goodacre, sp, Milan
- Jim, sp, Paddington
- Jim Bunning, mr, Washington
- Jim Furyk, 3b, Almaty
- Jim Hawkins, c, Baltimore
- Jim Lovell, 2b, Carolina
- Jock Zonfrillo, 2b, Kansas City
- Joe Johnson, c, Baltimore
- John Cabot, sp, Carolina
- John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., ss, Sao Paulo
- John Green, sp, Cyberspace
- John Wall, sp, San Jose
- Johnny Rep, lf, Kratovo
- Jose Pereira, rp, Carolina
- Joseph Favre, rf, Stratford
- Joseph Stiglitz, lf, Circus
- Josh Klinghoffer, sp, Seattle
- Josh Smith, mr, Baltimore
- Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, mr, Sao Paulo
- Jules Cobb, ss, Los Angeles
- Julia Stegner, rp, Milan
- Julian Edelman, sp, Tel Aviv
- Justin Guarini, rp, Almaty
K
- Kanga, ss, Kansas City
- Karl Mundt, cf, Washington
- Keanu Reeves, cf, on waivers
- Keith Richards, rp, Los Angeles
- Kelly Gale, lf, Kratovo
- Kelly Kapoor, sp, Los Angeles
- Kelly Rohrbach, mr, Multiverse
- Ken Andrews, ss, Circus
- Ken Jennings, cf, Almaty
- Kenneth Parcell, lf, Los Angeles
- Kent Conrad, rf, Washington
- Kesha Rose Sebert, lf, Seattle
- Kevin Garnett, sp, Baltimore
- Kevin Love, lf, Baltimore
- Khaled Mohamed Khaled, rp, Cyberspace
- Kool DJ Red Alert, rp, Sao Paulo
- Kotick, 2b, Paddington
- Kratos, lf, San Jose
- Kruphix God of Horizons, sp, Multiverse
- Kyle Broflovski, ss, on waivers
- Kyle Korver, 1b, Baltimore
L
- LL Cool J, rp, Compton
- Lais Ribero, 3b, Milan
- Larry Bird, ss, Baltimore
- Larry Mullen Jr., sp, Kratovo
- Laura Chinchilla, mr, Circus
- Leif Ericcson, 1b, Carolina
- Lenny Wilkens, sp, Baltimore
- Leonard Hofstadter, sp, Los Angeles
- Leonid Shmuts, rp, on waivers
- Lil' Cease, mr, Compton
- Lilly Singh, rp, Cyberspace
- Lisa Simpson, rf, Washington
- Little Mermaid, rf, Paddington
- Liz Lemon, c, Los Angeles
- Long John Silver, c, Almaty
- Luigi Vercotti, 2b, Circus/on waivers
- Luke Dunphy, rp, Los Angeles
- Lysander, c, Stratford
M
- MC Eiht, 1b, Circus
- MC Ren, c, Compton
- Mac Manc McManx, rp, Kratovo
- Macavity, 3b, Philadelphia
- Macbeth, c, on waivers
- Madonna Louise Ciccone, 1b, Seattle
- Maggie Hassan, mr, Sao Paulo
- Magneto, 1b, Tel Aviv
- Malcolm, rp, on waivers
- Mandy Patinkin, ss, Tel Aviv
- Marcus Smart, lf, on waivers
- Marhault Elsdragon, rf, on waivers
- Mario Frittoli, rp, Kansas City/on waivers
- Mario Kempes, c, Kratovo
- Mark Fischbach, cf, Cyberspace
- Martin Freeman, ss, Sao Paulo
- Masta Ace, 3b, Compton
- Matt Harding, rp, Washington
- Matthew Broderick, 3b, Stratford
- Max Black, c, Milan
- Maximillion Galactica, cf, San Jose
- Meg Whitman, rp, Almaty
- Melissa Lewis, sp, San Jose
- Michael Collins, 3b, Carolina
- Michael Landon, 2b, Sao Paulo
- Michel Platini, c, Kratovo
- Michel Troisgrois, lf, Kansas City
- Michelle Monaghan, mr, Milan
- Mila Kunis, mr, on waivers
- Mindy Lahiri, sp, Los Angeles
- Misty K. Snow, 3b, Almaty
- Momir Vig, rp, Multiverse
- Mookie Blaylock, cf, Compton
- Morgan Fey, ss, San Jose
- Moses, rp, Tel Aviv
- Munkustrap, sp, Philadelphia
- Murdoc Niccals, 1b, Seattle
- Myla Dalbesio, rf, Paddington
N
- Nadia Santini, 2b, Kansas City
- Nag, ss, Multiverse
- Nagaina, 3b, Kansas City
- Nanna Bryndis Hilmarsdottir, sp, Seattle
- Nash Grier, sp, Cyberspace
- Nastassia Slinky, c, Philadelphia
- Natalie Galkina, 1b, Cyberspace
- Natalie Joel, sp, Seattle
- Natalie Portman, rf, Tel Aviv
- Nath of the Gilt-Leaf, rp, Multiverse
- Nathan Drake, sp, Baltimore
- Nathan Kress, ss, Stratford
- Nellie Bly, sp, Carolina
- Nestor Combin, 2b, Kratovo
- Nightingale, sp, Paddington
- Nikola Pekovic, rp, Baltimore
- Ninni Laaksonen, rp, Milan
- Noel Kreiss, sp, San Jose
- Noodle, 3b, Sao Paulo
- Notorious B.I.G., lf, Compton
- Noémie Lenoir, 1b, Kratovo
O
- Oberon, rf, Stratford
- Oerba Dia Vanille, rp, San Jose
- Oerba Yun Fang, cf, San Jose
- Olajide Olatunji, rp, Milan
- Old Man Pytheas, sp, Carolina
- Ole Lukoje, c, Stratford
- Olivia Voldaren, sp, Multiverse
- Onno Hoes, c, San Jose
- Oona Queen of the Fae, 1b, Sao Paulo
P
- Paolo Rossi, 3b, Kratovo
- Pat Buchanan, 2b, Almaty
- Pat McCarran, rf, Washington
- Patricia Anthony, sp, on waivers
- Patsy, rp, Circus
- Patty Murray, 2b, Washington
- Patty Smyth, lf, Washington
- Paul Breitner, sp, Kratovo
- Paul Pierce, rp, Baltimore
- Paul Rudd, rp, Tel Aviv
- Peaches, c, Seattle
- Pearl Fey, lf, San Jose
- Penelope Pussycat, ss, Philadelphia
- Pepa, 2b, Compton
- Pepe the Frog, lf, Philadelphia
- Pete Conrad, cf, Carolina
- Pete Maravich, ss, Baltimore
- Peter, sp, Paddington
- Peter Fonda, 3b, Stratford
- Peter Pan, sp, Paddington
- Peter Quince, sp, on waivers
- Pharika God of Affliction, lf, Multiverse
- Phil Cohen, 3b, Paddington
- Phil Dunphy, sp, Los Angeles
- Philip DeFranco Jr., 2b, Cyberspace
- Piglet, sp, Paddington
- Pillsbury Doughboy, rp, Kansas City/on waivers
- Player 1, rp, San Jose
- Pope Francis, cf, Almaty
- Posdnuos, lf, Compton
- Prime Speaker Zegana, rp, Multiverse
- Priyanka Chopra, c, Milan
- Prodigy, 1b, Compton
- Professor Hackle, lf, Philadelphia
- Proteus, rp, Washington
- Puff Daddy, ss, Compton
Q
R
- Rachel, mr, Tel Aviv
- Rachel Berry, rp, Tel Aviv/Kansas City
- Raffaele Esposito, rp, Kansas City
- Rafi Fine, cf, Cyberspace
- Ragnar Thorhalsson, rf, on waivers
- Raina Morris, rf, on waivers
- Raj Koothrappali, rp, Los Angeles
- Rand Paul, rp, Washington
- Randall Munroe, ss, Cyberspace
- Ranjit Singh, cf, Los Angeles
- Rashida Jones, lf, Tel Aviv
- Ray Liotta, ss, Kratovo
- Razia Boros Archangel, 2b, Multiverse
- Real Quiet, rp, Almaty
- Rebecca Gayheart, lf, Milan
- Regina Berry, sp, San Jose
- Rev Run, rp, Seattle
- Rhett James McLaughlin, ss, Cyberspace
- Richard Pryor, rp, on waivers
- Rick Santorum, sp, Almaty
- Rick Snyder, sp, on waivers
- Rikki Tikki Tavi, c, Seattle
- Riley Matthews, rf, Los Angeles/Tel Aviv
- Roald Amundsen, c, Carolina
- Robert Peary, rf, Carolina
- Romee Strijd, sp, Milan
- Ron Crumpton, rp, Almaty
- Ron Swanson, ss, on waivers
- Ronald McDonald, rp, Los Angeles
- Roo, rp, Paddington
- Rosencrantz, cf, Stratford
- Ross, lf, Sao Paulo
- Rudy Mancuso, rp, Cyberspace
- Rufus, rf, Philadelphia
- Rumpus Cat, rp, Philadelphia
- Ruric Thar the Unbowed, sp, Multiverse
- Russel Hobbs, rf, Compton
S
- Sacha Baron Cohen, c, Tel Aviv
- Salt, sp, Compton
- Sam Jones, 3b, Cyberspace
- Sammy Griner, 2b, Cyberspace
- Sandy Koufax, sp, Tel Aviv
- Sara Foster, ss, Milan
- Sarabi, cf, Philadelphia
- Sarah, 2b, Tel Aviv
- Sazh Katzroy, rp, San Jose
- Scratchy, rp, Almaty
- Seal, sp, Stratford
- Selima, ss, Circus
- Selina Meyer, 3b, Los Angeles
- Sepp Maier, sp, Kratovo
- Serah Farron, cf, San Jose
- Sessilee Lopez, rp, Milan
- Seth Green, rf, Tel Aviv
- Sia Kate Isobelle Furler, sp, Seattle
- Sigarda Host of Herons, 1b, Multiverse/on waivers
- Silumgar the Drifting Death, sp, Sao Paulo
- Simba, sp, Almaty
- Sir Bedevere, sp, Circus/on waivers
- Sir Bors, rp, on waivers
- Sir Ector, rp, on waivers
- Sir Francis Drake, mr, Carolina
- Sir Galahad the Pure, mr, Circus
- Sir Gawain, sp, on waivers
- Sir John Falstaff, rp, Kansas City
- Sir Lancelot the Brave, rp, Circus
- Sir Robin the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, mr, Circus
- Siward, 2b, Stratford
- Slender Man, lf, Cyberspace
- Smieragatto, 2b, Sao Paulo
- Snow Queen, mr, Paddington
- Snug, sp, on waivers
- Sora, rp, San Jose
- Spiny Norman, 2b, Circus/on waivers
- Spiritmonger, cf, Multiverse
- Spud Webb, lf, Baltimore
- Stacey Augmon, mr, Baltimore
- Stelmaria, lf, Philadelphia
- Stephon Marbury, c, Baltimore
- Steven Spielberg, rf, Tel Aviv
- Sting, rp, Seattle
- Sunday Silence, 2b, Philadelphia
- Surrak Dragonclaw, mr, Stratford
- Sygg River Cutthroat, 3b, Milan
- Sylvester James Pussycat Sr., mr, Kratovo
T
- Tai Lung, sp, Compton
- Tarox Bladewing, sp, Multiverse
- Taylor Marie Hill, cf, Milan
- Tenzing Norgay, ss, Carolina
- Teysa Orzhov Scion, c, Multiverse
- Thada Adel, sp, on waivers
- The Gitrog Monster, 3b, Multiverse
- The Princess, c, San Jose
- Theseus, lf, Stratford
- Thomas Keller, sp, Kansas City
- Thumbelina, mr, Paddington
- Thuu, cf, Circus
- Tillman Buttersack, ss, San Jose
- Tim, rp, San Jose
- Tim Meadows, rp, Stratford
- Tim the Enchanter, sp, Circus
- Tinker Bell, ss, Stratford
- Titania, sp, Stratford
- Tobias Andrion, rp, Multiverse
- Tolsimir Wolfblood, cf, Multiverse
- Tom Beck, mr, Washington
- Tom Connally, rp, Washington
- Tom Gugliotta, rf, Baltimore
- Tom Sawyer, sp, Paddington
- Tommy Heinsohn, 2b, Kansas City
- Toshiro Umezawa, rp, Multiverse
- Treach, rp, on waivers
- Tumblebrutus, 2b, Sao Paulo
- Tupac Shakur, sp, Compton
- Tyler Oakley, rf, Cyberspace
U
V
- Valeriano Weyler, ss, Philadelphia
- Vanilla Ice, lf, Compton
- Varolz the Scar-Striped, cf, Multiverse
- Vhati il-Dal, cf, Multiverse
- Vicente de Fonseca Lucas, rp, Kratovo
- Vitus Bering, lf, on waivers
W
- Wally Szczerbiak, 2b, Baltimore
- Walter Mondale, rp, Almaty
- Wendell Ford, rp, Washington
- Will Ferrell, rp, Sao Paulo
- Willem Barents, lf, on waivers
- Willy Brandt, ss, Washington
- Winnie the Pooh, cf, Paddington
- Wolf, cf, Paddington
- Wolfgang Puck, rp, on waivers
X
Y
Z
By positionCatchers
- Adrianne Ho, Stratford
- Aldo Zilli, Kansas City/on waivers
- Alicia Machado, Milan
- Alluring Siren, Circus
- Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson, Circus
- Arthur Name, on waivers
- Becky Thatcher, Circus
- Big the Cat, Philadelphia
- Billy Crystal, Tel Aviv
- Bob Pettit, Baltimore
- Caroline Trentini, on waivers
- Charlotte York, Sao Paulo
- Christopher Robin, Paddington
- Claire Dunphy, Los Angeles
- Curly Brace, San Jose
- Dave Dederer, Washington
- Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, Washington
- Francis J. Underwood, Washington
- Gaddock Teeg, Multiverse
- Grimalkin, Sao Paulo
- Guy Savoy, Kansas City
- Havoc, Compton
- Henry Cabot Lodge, Almaty
- Iskra Lawrence, Milan
- James Cook, Carolina
- Jeff Garlin, Tel Aviv
- Jim Hawkins, Baltimore
- Joe Johnson, Baltimore
- Liz Lemon, Los Angeles
- Long John Silver, Almaty
- Lysander, Stratford
- MC Ren, Compton
- Macbeth, on waivers
- Mario Kempes, Kratovo
- Max Black, Milan
- Michel Platini, Kratovo
- Nastassia Slinky, Philadelphia
- Ole Lukoje, Stratford
- Onno Hoes, San Jose
- Peaches, Seattle
- Priyanka Chopra, Milan
- Rikki Tikki Tavi, Seattle
- Roald Amundsen, Carolina
- Sacha Baron Cohen, Tel Aviv
- Stephon Marbury, Baltimore
- Teysa Orzhov Scion, Multiverse
- The Princess, San Jose
First Basemen
- Alan Bible, Washington
- Angela Martin, on waivers
- Bartolomeo Dias, Carolina
- Charizard, San Jose
- Dinsdale Piranha, Circus
- Donalbain, Washington
- Donald J. Trump, Washington
- Doug Piranha, on waivers
- Eeyore, Paddington
- Elizabeth Emken, Almaty
- Frank Hardy, Paddington
- Fred Durst, Stratford
- Gotthold Ephraim Lessing, Washington
- Grand Arbiter Augustin IV, Baltimore
- Ian Stewart, Los Angeles
- Isla Fisher, Tel Aviv
- James Sunderland, San Jose
- Jean-Ralphio Saperstein, Sao Paulo
- Jeremy Renner, Sao Paulo
- Kyle Korver, Baltimore
- Leif Ericcson, Carolina
- MC Eiht, Circus
- Madonna Louise Ciccone, Seattle
- Magneto, Tel Aviv
- Murdoc Niccals, Seattle
- Natalie Galkina, Cyberspace
- Noémie Lenoir, Kratovo
- Oona Queen of the Fae, Sao Paulo
- Prodigy, Compton
- Sigarda Host of Herons, Multiverse/on waivers
Second Basemen
- Anchal Joseph, on waivers
- Anna Ewers, Milan
- Bulbasaur, San Jose
- Buzz Aldrin, Carolina
- Bárbara Seixas, Almaty
- Carrie Bradshaw, Los Angeles
- Cloves, Seattle
- Dave Navarro, Seattle
- Diane Keaton, Kratovo
- Dino Vercotti, on waivers
- Dr. Dre, Compton
- Dres, Sao Paulo
- Edna Lewis, Kansas City
- Fran, San Jose
- George Gershwin, Tel Aviv/Los Angeles
- Godfrey Sithole, San Jose
- Heinz Winkler, Kansas City
- Isaiah Rider, Circus
- Jim Lovell, Carolina
- Jock Zonfrillo, Kansas City
- Kotick, Paddington
- Luigi Vercotti, Circus/on waivers
- Michael Landon, Sao Paulo
- Nadia Santini, Kansas City
- Nestor Combin, Kratovo
- Pat Buchanan, Almaty
- Patty Murray, Washington
- Pepa, Compton
- Philip DeFranco Jr., Cyberspace
- Razia Boros Archangel, Multiverse
- Sammy Griner, Cyberspace
- Sarah, Tel Aviv
- Siward, Stratford
- Smieragatto, Sao Paulo
- Spiny Norman, Circus/on waivers
- Sunday Silence, Philadelphia
- Tommy Heinsohn, Kansas City
- Tumblebrutus, Sao Paulo
- Wally Szczerbiak, Baltimore
Third Basemen
- Adam Sandler, Tel Aviv/on waivers
- Amy Farrah Fowler, Los Angeles
- Andrzej Iwan, Kratovo
- Angie Harmon, Carolina
- B.J. Smegma, Circus
- Blastoise, San Jose
- Dianne Feinstein, Washington
- Dominique Wilkins, Baltimore
- E.R. Bradshaw, Circus/on waivers
- Ehud ben-Gera, Sao Paulo
- Einars Repse, Washington
- Experiment Kraj, Multiverse
- Fabio Capello, Seattle
- Frank Langella, Sao Paulo
- Gerrard Capashen, Multiverse/on waivers
- Halsey, Seattle
- Heavy D, Los Angeles
- Hippolyta, Stratford
- Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Tel Aviv
- Jim Furyk, Almaty
- Lais Ribero, Milan
- Macavity, Philadelphia
- Masta Ace, Compton
- Matthew Broderick, Stratford
- Michael Collins, Carolina
- Misty K. Snow, Almaty
- Nagaina, Kansas City
- Noodle, Sao Paulo
- Paolo Rossi, Kratovo
- Peter Fonda, Stratford
- Phil Cohen, Paddington
- Sam Jones, Cyberspace
- Selina Meyer, Los Angeles
- Sygg River Cutthroat, Milan
- The Gitrog Monster, Multiverse
- Ugly Duckling, Paddington
Shortstops
- ?uestlove, Seattle
- Antoine Walker, Kansas City
- Aurelia the Warleader, Cyberspace/Circus
- Benny Fine, Cyberspace
- Bill Sharman, Baltimore
- Brion Stoutarm, Multiverse
- Caroline Channing, Sao Paulo/Cyberspace
- Christopher Nolan, Sao Paulo
- DJ Yella, Compton
- Darrell Griffith, on waivers
- Denis Mukwege, Almaty
- E.V. Lambert, Circus/on waivers
- Elizabeth Warren, Washington
- Erin Burnett, Sao Paulo
- Foxes, Seattle
- Gigi Hadid, Milan
- Guillermo Mendizabal Sanchez, Kratovo
- Heather Mason, San Jose
- Heidi, Paddington
- Henri Michel, Kratovo
- Hilary Swank, on waivers
- Jacques Pic, Kansas City
- January Jones, on waivers
- Jason Bateman, on waivers
- John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., Sao Paulo
- Jules Cobb, Los Angeles
- Kanga, Kansas City
- Ken Andrews, Circus
- Kyle Broflovski, on waivers
- Larry Bird, Baltimore
- Mandy Patinkin, Tel Aviv
- Martin Freeman, Sao Paulo
- Morgan Fey, San Jose
- Nag, Multiverse
- Nathan Kress, Stratford
- Penelope Pussycat, Philadelphia
- Pete Maravich, Baltimore
- Puff Daddy, Compton
- Randall Munroe, Cyberspace
- Ray Liotta, Kratovo
- Rhett James McLaughlin, Cyberspace
- Ron Swanson, on waivers
- Sara Foster, Milan
- Selima, Circus
- Tenzing Norgay, Carolina
- Tillman Buttersack, San Jose
- Tinker Bell, Stratford
- Valeriano Weyler, Philadelphia
- Willy Brandt, Washington
Left Fielders
- Abraham, Tel Aviv
- Adam Schlesinger, Paddington
- Alx James, Cyberspace
- Annaliese Dayes, Milan
- Arthur Aldridge, on waivers
- Arthur Lemming, Circus/on waivers
- Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca, Almaty
- Atarka World Render, Tel Aviv
- Behemoth, Philadelphia
- Charles Culberson, Washington
- Cliff Hagan, Baltimore
- Doraemon, Kratovo
- Edmund Hillary, Carolina
- Fenton Hardy, Paddington
- Ferdinand Magellan, Carolina
- Helena, Stratford
- Herschel Walker, on waivers
- Hillel Slovak, Seattle
- Jean-Georges Vongerichten, Kansas City
- Johnny Rep, Kratovo
- Joseph Stiglitz, Circus
- Kelly Gale, Kratovo
- Kenneth Parcell, Los Angeles
- Kesha Rose Sebert, Seattle
- Kevin Love, Baltimore
- Kratos, San Jose
- Marcus Smart, on waivers
- Michel Troisgrois, Kansas City
- Notorious B.I.G., Compton
- Patty Smyth, Washington
- Pearl Fey, San Jose
- Pepe the Frog, Philadelphia
- Pharika God of Affliction, Multiverse
- Posdnuos, Compton
- Professor Hackle, Philadelphia
- Rashida Jones, Tel Aviv
- Rebecca Gayheart, Milan
- Ross, Sao Paulo
- Slender Man, Cyberspace
- Spud Webb, Baltimore
- Stelmaria, Philadelphia
- Theseus, Stratford
- Vanilla Ice, Compton
- Vitus Bering, on waivers
- Willem Barents, on waivers
Center Fielders
- Aamito Lagum, Circus/on waivers
- Alex Russo, Los Angeles
- Allie Brosh, Cyberspace
- Arthur Frampton, Circus/on waivers
- Arthur Pewtey, Circus
- Ben Kweller, Seattle
- Camille Rowe, Milan
- Cat Morgan, Philadelphia
- Charles Lindbergh, Carolina
- Chris Collingwood, Seattle
- Claire Farron, San Jose
- Daniel Lara, Philadelphia
- Dave Cowens, Baltimore
- David Schwimmer, on waivers
- Enya, Seattle
- Gertrude, Sao Paulo
- Giada De Laurentiis, Stratford
- Gianfranco Chiarini, Kansas City
- Gisela Blade of Goldnight, Multiverse
- Grace Helbig, Cyberspace
- Growltiger, Philadelphia
- Ice Cube, Compton
- Jake Gyllenhaal, Tel Aviv
- James M2 Cox, Almaty
- Jennifer Lawrence, Kratovo
- Karl Mundt, Washington
- Keanu Reeves, on waivers
- Ken Jennings, Almaty
- Mark Fischbach, Cyberspace
- Maximillion Galactica, San Jose
- Mookie Blaylock, Compton
- Oerba Yun Fang, San Jose
- Pete Conrad, Carolina
- Pope Francis, Almaty
- Rafi Fine, Cyberspace
- Ranjit Singh, Los Angeles
- Rosencrantz, Stratford
- Sarabi, Philadelphia
- Serah Farron, San Jose
- Spiritmonger, Multiverse
- Taylor Marie Hill, Milan
- Thuu, Circus
- Tolsimir Wolfblood, Multiverse
- Varolz the Scar-Striped, Multiverse
- Vhati il-Dal, Multiverse
- Winnie the Pooh, Paddington
- Wolf, Paddington
Right Fielders
- Arthur Figgis, Circus
- Arthur Wilson One, Circus
- Arthur Wilson Two, Circus
- Athreos God of Passage, Milan
- Ben Lee, Seattle
- Birdie Sanders, Cyberspace
- Candace Payne, Kansas City
- Carly Fiorina, Almaty
- Charles Wilkes, Carolina
- China Machado, Milan
- Conny Torstensson, Circus
- Dahlia Hawthorne, San Jose
- David Chang, Kansas City
- Ertai Wizard Adept, Multiverse
- Fritz Robinson, on waivers
- Gaius Mucius Scaevola, on waivers
- Geist of Saint Traft, Multiverse
- Hristo Bonev, Kansas City
- Iraj Danaeifard, on waivers
- Jeff Winger, Los Angeles
- Joseph Favre, Stratford
- Kent Conrad, Washington
- Lisa Simpson, Washington
- Little Mermaid, Paddington
- Marhault Elsdragon, on waivers
- Myla Dalbesio, Paddington
- Natalie Portman, Tel Aviv
- Oberon, Stratford
- Pat McCarran, Washington
- Ragnar Thorhalsson, on waivers
- Raina Morris, on waivers
- Riley Matthews, Los Angeles/Tel Aviv
- Robert Peary, Carolina
- Rufus, Philadelphia
- Russel Hobbs, Compton
- Seth Green, Tel Aviv
- Steven Spielberg, Tel Aviv
- Tom Gugliotta, Baltimore
- Tyler Oakley, Cyberspace
- Yali, Stratford
Starting Pitchers
- Aly Raisman, on waivers
- Amelia Earhart, Carolina
- Anne Lindbergh, Carolina
- Anne-Sophie Pic, Kansas City
- Arthur Chu, Almaty
- Beatrice, Washington
- Bella Hadid, Milan
- Borborygmos, Seattle/Tel Aviv
- Bregje Heinen, Milan
- Brother Maynard, Circus/on waivers
- Bubba Watson, Almaty
- Byron Dorgan, Washington
- Charlie Kelly, Los Angeles
- Chris Ballew, Washington
- Chuck Norris, Circus
- Clara Sesemann, Paddington
- Dawon, Philadelphia
- Demetrius, Stratford
- Dennis, Circus
- Dikembe Mutombo, Baltimore
- Doc Rivers, Baltimore
- Dustin Hoffman, Tel Aviv/Seattle
- Erin Wasson, Compton
- Franziska von Karma, San Jose
- Fritz, Philadelphia
- Gaylord Nelson, Carolina
- Geert Van Hecke, Kansas City
- Gemma Ward, Stratford
- George Kelly, Washington
- Gia, Philadelphia
- Griddlebone, Philadelphia
- Hank Green, Cyberspace
- Henry "Birdie" Bowers, Cyberspace
- Isabeli Fontana, Milan
- Jack Donaghy, on waivers
- Jacob, Tel Aviv
- Jacob Javits, Washington
- Jamie Oliver, Kansas City
- Jasmia Robinson, Sao Paulo
- Jenna Mourey, Cyberspace
- Jessica Minh Anh, Circus
- Jill Goodacre, Milan
- Jim, Paddington
- John Cabot, Carolina
- John Green, Cyberspace
- John Wall, San Jose
- Josh Klinghoffer, Seattle
- Julian Edelman, Tel Aviv
- Kelly Kapoor, Los Angeles
- Kevin Garnett, Baltimore
- Kruphix God of Horizons, Multiverse
- Larry Mullen Jr., Kratovo
- Lenny Wilkens, Baltimore
- Leonard Hofstadter, Los Angeles
- Melissa Lewis, San Jose
- Mindy Lahiri, Los Angeles
- Munkustrap, Philadelphia
- Nanna Bryndis Hilmarsdottir, Seattle
- Nash Grier, Cyberspace
- Natalie Joel, Seattle
- Nathan Drake, Baltimore
- Nellie Bly, Carolina
- Nightingale, Paddington
- Noel Kreiss, San Jose
- Old Man Pytheas, Carolina
- Olivia Voldaren, Multiverse
- Patricia Anthony, on waivers
- Paul Breitner, Kratovo
- Peter, Paddington
- Peter Pan, Paddington
- Peter Quince, on waivers
- Phil Dunphy, Los Angeles
- Piglet, Paddington
- Quote, San Jose
- Regina Berry, San Jose
- Rick Santorum, Almaty
- Rick Snyder, on waivers
- Romee Strijd, Milan
- Ruric Thar the Unbowed, Multiverse
- Salt, Compton
- Sandy Koufax, Tel Aviv
- Seal, Stratford
- Sepp Maier, Kratovo
- Sia Kate Isobelle Furler, Seattle
- Silumgar the Drifting Death, Sao Paulo
- Simba, Almaty
- Sir Bedevere, Circus/on waivers
- Sir Gawain, on waivers
- Snug, on waivers
- Tai Lung, Compton
- Tarox Bladewing, Multiverse
- Thada Adel, on waivers
- Thomas Keller, Kansas City
- Tim the Enchanter, Circus
- Titania, Stratford
- Tom Sawyer, Paddington
- Tupac Shakur, Compton
- Umar ibn Al-Khattab, Sao Paulo
Middle Relievers
- Abed Nadir, Los Angeles
- Bjork Gudmundsdottir, Kratovo
- Bobby Flay, Kansas City
- Bushwick Bill, Compton
- Charles Lincoln Neal III, Cyberspace
- DJ Spinderella, Sao Paulo
- David DeVore Jr, Cyberspace
- Dee Reynolds, on waivers
- Deron Williams, Baltimore
- Dr. Horrible, Cyberspace
- Eleonora Pons, Paddington
- Enrique DeLome, Philadelphia
- George Herbert Walker Bush, Los Angeles
- Giacinto Facchetti, Kratovo
- Guenhwyvar, Los Angeles/Tel Aviv
- Ice-T, Compton
- Iola Morton, Paddington
- Jim Bunning, Washington
- Josh Smith, Baltimore
- Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, Sao Paulo
- Kelly Rohrbach, Multiverse
- Laura Chinchilla, Circus
- Lil' Cease, Compton
- Maggie Hassan, Sao Paulo
- Michelle Monaghan, Milan
- Mila Kunis, on waivers
- Rachel, Tel Aviv
- Sir Francis Drake, Carolina
- Sir Galahad the Pure, Circus
- Sir Robin the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, Circus
- Snow Queen, Paddington
- Stacey Augmon, Baltimore
- Surrak Dragonclaw, Stratford
- Sylvester James Pussycat Sr., Kratovo
- Thumbelina, Paddington
- Tom Beck, Washington
- Ágatha Bednarczuk, Almaty
Relief Pitchers
- 2D, Seattle
- Abel Tasman, Carolina
- Al Horford, Baltimore
- Alben W. Barkley, Washington
- Alex Dunphy, Los Angeles
- Alexandra Daddario, on waivers
- Alison Brie, Tel Aviv
- Alm-Uncle, Paddington
- Alonzo, Compton
- Arthur King of the Britons, Circus
- Ashley Graham, Compton
- Aubie, Philadelphia
- Bill Anders, Carolina
- Billy Bremner, Multiverse/on waivers
- Caleb Seiboth, Stratford
- Calico Briggs, Philadelphia
- Charlie Duke, Carolina
- Chord Overstreet, Seattle
- Christopher Columbus, on waivers
- Conan Freud, San Jose/on waivers
- Concorde, on waivers
- Creed Bratton, Los Angeles
- Dan Aykroyd, San Jose
- Dan Savage, Stratford/Multiverse
- Daphne Groeneveld, Milan
- Denny Hamlin, Almaty
- Doug E. Fresh, Compton
- Eazy-E, Compton
- Enrique Ballestrero, Kratovo
- Fran Drescher, Kansas City
- Frank Borman, Carolina
- Friedrich Koncilia, Kratovo
- George Clement Perkins, Washington
- George Cohen, Kratovo
- Gian Franco Romagnoli, Kansas City
- Gualtiero Marchesi, Kansas City
- Guildenstern, Stratford
- Hathi, Seattle
- Herb Kohl, Washington
- Hermia, Stratford
- Howard Stern, Tel Aviv
- Huckleberry Finn, Paddington
- Jack Black, Tel Aviv
- Jack Charlton, Kratovo
- Jam Master Jay, Compton
- Janeane Garofalo, Sao Paulo
- Jess Day, Stratford
- Jessica Sanchez, Almaty
- Jose Pereira, Carolina
- Julia Stegner, Milan
- Justin Guarini, Almaty
- Keith Richards, Los Angeles
- Khaled Mohamed Khaled, Cyberspace
- Kool DJ Red Alert, Sao Paulo
- LL Cool J, Compton
- Leonid Shmuts, on waivers
- Lilly Singh, Cyberspace
- Luke Dunphy, Los Angeles
- Mac Manc McManx, Kratovo
- Malcolm, on waivers
- Mario Frittoli, Kansas City/on waivers
- Matt Harding, Washington
- Meg Whitman, Almaty
- Momir Vig, Multiverse
- Moses, Tel Aviv
- Nath of the Gilt-Leaf, Multiverse
- Nikola Pekovic, Baltimore
- Ninni Laaksonen, Milan
- Oerba Dia Vanille, San Jose
- Olajide Olatunji, Milan
- Patsy, Circus
- Paul Pierce, Baltimore
- Paul Rudd, Tel Aviv
- Pillsbury Doughboy, Kansas City/on waivers
- Player 1, San Jose
- Prime Speaker Zegana, Multiverse
- Proteus, Washington
- Rachel Berry, Tel Aviv/Kansas City
- Raffaele Esposito, Kansas City
- Raj Koothrappali, Los Angeles
- Rand Paul, Washington
- Real Quiet, Almaty
- Rev Run, Seattle
- Richard Pryor, on waivers
- Ron Crumpton, Almaty
- Ronald McDonald, Los Angeles
- Roo, Paddington
- Rudy Mancuso, Cyberspace
- Rumpus Cat, Philadelphia
- Sazh Katzroy, San Jose
- Scratchy, Almaty
- Sessilee Lopez, Milan
- Sir Bors, on waivers
- Sir Ector, on waivers
- Sir John Falstaff, Kansas City
- Sir Lancelot the Brave, Circus
- Sora, San Jose
- Sting, Seattle
- Tim, San Jose
- Tim Meadows, Stratford
- Tobias Andrion, Multiverse
- Tom Connally, Washington
- Toshiro Umezawa, Multiverse
- Treach, on waivers
- Ubaldo Matildo Fillol, Kratovo
- Vicente de Fonseca Lucas, Kratovo
- Walter Mondale, Almaty
- Wendell Ford, Washington
- Will Ferrell, Sao Paulo
- Wolfgang Puck, on waivers
- Xira Arien, Multiverse
- Yasmeen Ghauri, Milan