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SimBase Players, Year 65

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By position: c | 1b | 2b | 3b | ss | lf | cf | rf | sp | mr | rp

2D, rp, Seattle
?uestlove, ss, Seattle

Aamito Lagum, cf, Circus/on waivers
Abed Nadir, mr, Los Angeles
Abel Tasman, rp, Carolina
Abraham, lf, Tel Aviv
Adam Sandler, 3b, Tel Aviv/on waivers
Adam Schlesinger, lf, Paddington
Adrianne Ho, c, Stratford
Al Horford, rp, Baltimore
Alan Bible, 1b, Washington
Alben W. Barkley, rp, Washington
Aldo Zilli, c, Kansas City/on waivers
Alex Dunphy, rp, Los Angeles
Alex Russo, cf, Los Angeles
Alexandra Daddario, rp, on waivers
Alicia Machado, c, Milan
Alison Brie, rp, Tel Aviv
Allie Brosh, cf, Cyberspace
Alluring Siren, c, Circus
Alm-Uncle, rp, Paddington
Alonzo, rp, Compton
Alx James, lf, Cyberspace
Aly Raisman, sp, on waivers
Amelia Earhart, sp, Carolina
Amy Farrah Fowler, 3b, Los Angeles
Anchal Joseph, 2b, on waivers
Andrzej Iwan, 3b, Kratovo
Angela Martin, 1b, on waivers
Angie Harmon, 3b, Carolina
Anna Ewers, 2b, Milan
Annaliese Dayes, lf, Milan
Anne Lindbergh, sp, Carolina
Anne-Sophie Pic, sp, Kansas City
Antoine Walker, ss, Kansas City
Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson, c, Circus
Arthur Aldridge, lf, on waivers
Arthur Chu, sp, Almaty
Arthur Figgis, rf, Circus
Arthur Frampton, cf, Circus/on waivers
Arthur King of the Britons, rp, Circus
Arthur Lemming, lf, Circus/on waivers
Arthur Name, c, on waivers
Arthur Pewtey, cf, Circus
Arthur Wilson One, rf, Circus
Arthur Wilson Two, rf, Circus
Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca, lf, Almaty
Ashley Graham, rp, Compton
Atarka World Render, lf, Tel Aviv
Athreos God of Passage, rf, Milan
Aubie, rp, Philadelphia
Aurelia the Warleader, ss, Cyberspace/Circus

B.J. Smegma, 3b, Circus
Bartolomeo Dias, 1b, Carolina
Beatrice, sp, Washington
Becky Thatcher, c, Circus
Behemoth, lf, Philadelphia
Bella Hadid, sp, Milan
Ben Kweller, cf, Seattle
Ben Lee, rf, Seattle
Benny Fine, ss, Cyberspace
Big the Cat, c, Philadelphia
Bill Anders, rp, Carolina
Bill Sharman, ss, Baltimore
Billy Bremner, rp, Multiverse/on waivers
Billy Crystal, c, Tel Aviv
Birdie Sanders, rf, Cyberspace
Bjork Gudmundsdottir, mr, Kratovo
Blastoise, 3b, San Jose
Bob Pettit, c, Baltimore
Bobby Flay, mr, Kansas City
Borborygmos, sp, Seattle/Tel Aviv
Bregje Heinen, sp, Milan
Brion Stoutarm, ss, Multiverse
Brother Maynard, sp, Circus/on waivers
Bubba Watson, sp, Almaty
Bulbasaur, 2b, San Jose
Bushwick Bill, mr, Compton
Buzz Aldrin, 2b, Carolina
Byron Dorgan, sp, Washington
Bárbara Seixas, 2b, Almaty

Caleb Seiboth, rp, Stratford
Calico Briggs, rp, Philadelphia
Camille Rowe, cf, Milan
Candace Payne, rf, Kansas City
Carly Fiorina, rf, Almaty
Caroline Channing, ss, Sao Paulo/Cyberspace
Caroline Trentini, c, on waivers
Carrie Bradshaw, 2b, Los Angeles
Cat Morgan, cf, Philadelphia
Charizard, 1b, San Jose
Charles Culberson, lf, Washington
Charles Lincoln Neal III, mr, Cyberspace
Charles Lindbergh, cf, Carolina
Charles Wilkes, rf, Carolina
Charlie Duke, rp, Carolina
Charlie Kelly, sp, Los Angeles
Charlotte York, c, Sao Paulo
China Machado, rf, Milan
Chord Overstreet, rp, Seattle
Chris Ballew, sp, Washington
Chris Collingwood, cf, Seattle
Christopher Columbus, rp, on waivers
Christopher Nolan, ss, Sao Paulo
Christopher Robin, c, Paddington
Chuck Norris, sp, Circus
Claire Dunphy, c, Los Angeles
Claire Farron, cf, San Jose
Clara Sesemann, sp, Paddington
Cliff Hagan, lf, Baltimore
Cloves, 2b, Seattle
Conan Freud, rp, San Jose/on waivers
Concorde, rp, on waivers
Conny Torstensson, rf, Circus
Creed Bratton, rp, Los Angeles
Curly Brace, c, San Jose

DJ Spinderella, mr, Sao Paulo
DJ Yella, ss, Compton
Dahlia Hawthorne, rf, San Jose
Dan Aykroyd, rp, San Jose
Dan Savage, rp, Stratford/Multiverse
Daniel Lara, cf, Philadelphia
Daphne Groeneveld, rp, Milan
Darrell Griffith, ss, on waivers
Dave Cowens, cf, Baltimore
Dave Dederer, c, Washington
Dave Navarro, 2b, Seattle
David Chang, rf, Kansas City
David DeVore Jr, mr, Cyberspace
David Schwimmer, cf, on waivers
Dawon, sp, Philadelphia
Dee Reynolds, mr, on waivers
Demetrius, sp, Stratford
Denis Mukwege, ss, Almaty
Dennis, sp, Circus
Denny Hamlin, rp, Almaty
Deron Williams, mr, Baltimore
Diane Keaton, 2b, Kratovo
Dianne Feinstein, 3b, Washington
Dikembe Mutombo, sp, Baltimore
Dino Vercotti, 2b, on waivers
Dinsdale Piranha, 1b, Circus
Doc Rivers, sp, Baltimore
Dominique Wilkins, 3b, Baltimore
Donalbain, 1b, Washington
Donald J. Trump, 1b, Washington
Doraemon, lf, Kratovo
Doug E. Fresh, rp, Compton
Doug Piranha, 1b, on waivers
Dr. Dre, 2b, Compton
Dr. Horrible, mr, Cyberspace
Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, c, Washington
Dres, 2b, Sao Paulo
Dustin Hoffman, sp, Tel Aviv/Seattle

E.R. Bradshaw, 3b, Circus/on waivers
E.V. Lambert, ss, Circus/on waivers
Eazy-E, rp, Compton
Edmund Hillary, lf, Carolina
Edna Lewis, 2b, Kansas City
Eeyore, 1b, Paddington
Ehud ben-Gera, 3b, Sao Paulo
Einars Repse, 3b, Washington
Eleonora Pons, mr, Paddington
Elizabeth Emken, 1b, Almaty
Elizabeth Warren, ss, Washington
Enrique Ballestrero, rp, Kratovo
Enrique DeLome, mr, Philadelphia
Enya, cf, Seattle
Erin Burnett, ss, Sao Paulo
Erin Wasson, sp, Compton
Ertai Wizard Adept, rf, Multiverse
Experiment Kraj, 3b, Multiverse

Fabio Capello, 3b, Seattle
Fenton Hardy, lf, Paddington
Ferdinand Magellan, lf, Carolina
Foxes, ss, Seattle
Fran, 2b, San Jose
Fran Drescher, rp, Kansas City
Francis J. Underwood, c, Washington
Frank Borman, rp, Carolina
Frank Hardy, 1b, Paddington
Frank Langella, 3b, Sao Paulo
Franziska von Karma, sp, San Jose
Fred Durst, 1b, Stratford
Friedrich Koncilia, rp, Kratovo
Fritz, sp, Philadelphia
Fritz Robinson, rf, on waivers

Gaddock Teeg, c, Multiverse
Gaius Mucius Scaevola, rf, on waivers
Gaylord Nelson, sp, Carolina
Geert Van Hecke, sp, Kansas City
Geist of Saint Traft, rf, Multiverse
Gemma Ward, sp, Stratford
George Clement Perkins, rp, Washington
George Cohen, rp, Kratovo
George Gershwin, 2b, Tel Aviv/Los Angeles
George Herbert Walker Bush, mr, Los Angeles
George Kelly, sp, Washington
Gerrard Capashen, 3b, Multiverse/on waivers
Gertrude, cf, Sao Paulo
Gia, sp, Philadelphia
Giacinto Facchetti, mr, Kratovo
Giada De Laurentiis, cf, Stratford
Gian Franco Romagnoli, rp, Kansas City
Gianfranco Chiarini, cf, Kansas City
Gigi Hadid, ss, Milan
Gisela Blade of Goldnight, cf, Multiverse
Godfrey Sithole, 2b, San Jose
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing, 1b, Washington
Grace Helbig, cf, Cyberspace
Grand Arbiter Augustin IV, 1b, Baltimore
Griddlebone, sp, Philadelphia
Grimalkin, c, Sao Paulo
Growltiger, cf, Philadelphia
Gualtiero Marchesi, rp, Kansas City
Guenhwyvar, mr, Los Angeles/Tel Aviv
Guildenstern, rp, Stratford
Guillermo Mendizabal Sanchez, ss, Kratovo
Guy Savoy, c, Kansas City

Halsey, 3b, Seattle
Hank Green, sp, Cyberspace
Hathi, rp, Seattle
Havoc, c, Compton
Heather Mason, ss, San Jose
Heavy D, 3b, Los Angeles
Heidi, ss, Paddington
Heinz Winkler, 2b, Kansas City
Helena, lf, Stratford
Henri Michel, ss, Kratovo
Henry "Birdie" Bowers, sp, Cyberspace
Henry Cabot Lodge, c, Almaty
Herb Kohl, rp, Washington
Hermia, rp, Stratford
Herschel Walker, lf, on waivers
Hilary Swank, ss, on waivers
Hillel Slovak, lf, Seattle
Hippolyta, 3b, Stratford
Howard Stern, rp, Tel Aviv
Hristo Bonev, rf, Kansas City
Huckleberry Finn, rp, Paddington

Ian Stewart, 1b, Los Angeles
Ice Cube, cf, Compton
Ice-T, mr, Compton
Iola Morton, mr, Paddington
Iraj Danaeifard, rf, on waivers
Isabeli Fontana, sp, Milan
Isaiah Rider, 2b, Circus
Iskra Lawrence, c, Milan
Isla Fisher, 1b, Tel Aviv

Jack Black, rp, Tel Aviv
Jack Charlton, rp, Kratovo
Jack Donaghy, sp, on waivers
Jacob, sp, Tel Aviv
Jacob Javits, sp, Washington
Jacques Pic, ss, Kansas City
Jake Gyllenhaal, cf, Tel Aviv
Jam Master Jay, rp, Compton
James Cook, c, Carolina
James M2 Cox, cf, Almaty
James Sunderland, 1b, San Jose
Jamie Oliver, sp, Kansas City
Jamie-Lynn Sigler, 3b, Tel Aviv
Janeane Garofalo, rp, Sao Paulo
January Jones, ss, on waivers
Jasmia Robinson, sp, Sao Paulo
Jason Bateman, ss, on waivers
Jean-Georges Vongerichten, lf, Kansas City
Jean-Ralphio Saperstein, 1b, Sao Paulo
Jeff Garlin, c, Tel Aviv
Jeff Winger, rf, Los Angeles
Jenna Mourey, sp, Cyberspace
Jennifer Lawrence, cf, Kratovo
Jeremy Renner, 1b, Sao Paulo
Jess Day, rp, Stratford
Jessica Minh Anh, sp, Circus
Jessica Sanchez, rp, Almaty
Jill Goodacre, sp, Milan
Jim, sp, Paddington
Jim Bunning, mr, Washington
Jim Furyk, 3b, Almaty
Jim Hawkins, c, Baltimore
Jim Lovell, 2b, Carolina
Jock Zonfrillo, 2b, Kansas City
Joe Johnson, c, Baltimore
John Cabot, sp, Carolina
John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., ss, Sao Paulo
John Green, sp, Cyberspace
John Wall, sp, San Jose
Johnny Rep, lf, Kratovo
Jose Pereira, rp, Carolina
Joseph Favre, rf, Stratford
Joseph Stiglitz, lf, Circus
Josh Klinghoffer, sp, Seattle
Josh Smith, mr, Baltimore
Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, mr, Sao Paulo
Jules Cobb, ss, Los Angeles
Julia Stegner, rp, Milan
Julian Edelman, sp, Tel Aviv
Justin Guarini, rp, Almaty

Kanga, ss, Kansas City
Karl Mundt, cf, Washington
Keanu Reeves, cf, on waivers
Keith Richards, rp, Los Angeles
Kelly Gale, lf, Kratovo
Kelly Kapoor, sp, Los Angeles
Kelly Rohrbach, mr, Multiverse
Ken Andrews, ss, Circus
Ken Jennings, cf, Almaty
Kenneth Parcell, lf, Los Angeles
Kent Conrad, rf, Washington
Kesha Rose Sebert, lf, Seattle
Kevin Garnett, sp, Baltimore
Kevin Love, lf, Baltimore
Khaled Mohamed Khaled, rp, Cyberspace
Kool DJ Red Alert, rp, Sao Paulo
Kotick, 2b, Paddington
Kratos, lf, San Jose
Kruphix God of Horizons, sp, Multiverse
Kyle Broflovski, ss, on waivers
Kyle Korver, 1b, Baltimore

LL Cool J, rp, Compton
Lais Ribero, 3b, Milan
Larry Bird, ss, Baltimore
Larry Mullen Jr., sp, Kratovo
Laura Chinchilla, mr, Circus
Leif Ericcson, 1b, Carolina
Lenny Wilkens, sp, Baltimore
Leonard Hofstadter, sp, Los Angeles
Leonid Shmuts, rp, on waivers
Lil' Cease, mr, Compton
Lilly Singh, rp, Cyberspace
Lisa Simpson, rf, Washington
Little Mermaid, rf, Paddington
Liz Lemon, c, Los Angeles
Long John Silver, c, Almaty
Luigi Vercotti, 2b, Circus/on waivers
Luke Dunphy, rp, Los Angeles
Lysander, c, Stratford

MC Eiht, 1b, Circus
MC Ren, c, Compton
Mac Manc McManx, rp, Kratovo
Macavity, 3b, Philadelphia
Macbeth, c, on waivers
Madonna Louise Ciccone, 1b, Seattle
Maggie Hassan, mr, Sao Paulo
Magneto, 1b, Tel Aviv
Malcolm, rp, on waivers
Mandy Patinkin, ss, Tel Aviv
Marcus Smart, lf, on waivers
Marhault Elsdragon, rf, on waivers
Mario Frittoli, rp, Kansas City/on waivers
Mario Kempes, c, Kratovo
Mark Fischbach, cf, Cyberspace
Martin Freeman, ss, Sao Paulo
Masta Ace, 3b, Compton
Matt Harding, rp, Washington
Matthew Broderick, 3b, Stratford
Max Black, c, Milan
Maximillion Galactica, cf, San Jose
Meg Whitman, rp, Almaty
Melissa Lewis, sp, San Jose
Michael Collins, 3b, Carolina
Michael Landon, 2b, Sao Paulo
Michel Platini, c, Kratovo
Michel Troisgrois, lf, Kansas City
Michelle Monaghan, mr, Milan
Mila Kunis, mr, on waivers
Mindy Lahiri, sp, Los Angeles
Misty K. Snow, 3b, Almaty
Momir Vig, rp, Multiverse
Mookie Blaylock, cf, Compton
Morgan Fey, ss, San Jose
Moses, rp, Tel Aviv
Munkustrap, sp, Philadelphia
Murdoc Niccals, 1b, Seattle
Myla Dalbesio, rf, Paddington

Nadia Santini, 2b, Kansas City
Nag, ss, Multiverse
Nagaina, 3b, Kansas City
Nanna Bryndis Hilmarsdottir, sp, Seattle
Nash Grier, sp, Cyberspace
Nastassia Slinky, c, Philadelphia
Natalie Galkina, 1b, Cyberspace
Natalie Joel, sp, Seattle
Natalie Portman, rf, Tel Aviv
Nath of the Gilt-Leaf, rp, Multiverse
Nathan Drake, sp, Baltimore
Nathan Kress, ss, Stratford
Nellie Bly, sp, Carolina
Nestor Combin, 2b, Kratovo
Nightingale, sp, Paddington
Nikola Pekovic, rp, Baltimore
Ninni Laaksonen, rp, Milan
Noel Kreiss, sp, San Jose
Noodle, 3b, Sao Paulo
Notorious B.I.G., lf, Compton
NoĂ©mie Lenoir, 1b, Kratovo

Oberon, rf, Stratford
Oerba Dia Vanille, rp, San Jose
Oerba Yun Fang, cf, San Jose
Olajide Olatunji, rp, Milan
Old Man Pytheas, sp, Carolina
Ole Lukoje, c, Stratford
Olivia Voldaren, sp, Multiverse
Onno Hoes, c, San Jose
Oona Queen of the Fae, 1b, Sao Paulo

Paolo Rossi, 3b, Kratovo
Pat Buchanan, 2b, Almaty
Pat McCarran, rf, Washington
Patricia Anthony, sp, on waivers
Patsy, rp, Circus
Patty Murray, 2b, Washington
Patty Smyth, lf, Washington
Paul Breitner, sp, Kratovo
Paul Pierce, rp, Baltimore
Paul Rudd, rp, Tel Aviv
Peaches, c, Seattle
Pearl Fey, lf, San Jose
Penelope Pussycat, ss, Philadelphia
Pepa, 2b, Compton
Pepe the Frog, lf, Philadelphia
Pete Conrad, cf, Carolina
Pete Maravich, ss, Baltimore
Peter, sp, Paddington
Peter Fonda, 3b, Stratford
Peter Pan, sp, Paddington
Peter Quince, sp, on waivers
Pharika God of Affliction, lf, Multiverse
Phil Cohen, 3b, Paddington
Phil Dunphy, sp, Los Angeles
Philip DeFranco Jr., 2b, Cyberspace
Piglet, sp, Paddington
Pillsbury Doughboy, rp, Kansas City/on waivers
Player 1, rp, San Jose
Pope Francis, cf, Almaty
Posdnuos, lf, Compton
Prime Speaker Zegana, rp, Multiverse
Priyanka Chopra, c, Milan
Prodigy, 1b, Compton
Professor Hackle, lf, Philadelphia
Proteus, rp, Washington
Puff Daddy, ss, Compton

Quote, sp, San Jose

Rachel, mr, Tel Aviv
Rachel Berry, rp, Tel Aviv/Kansas City
Raffaele Esposito, rp, Kansas City
Rafi Fine, cf, Cyberspace
Ragnar Thorhalsson, rf, on waivers
Raina Morris, rf, on waivers
Raj Koothrappali, rp, Los Angeles
Rand Paul, rp, Washington
Randall Munroe, ss, Cyberspace
Ranjit Singh, cf, Los Angeles
Rashida Jones, lf, Tel Aviv
Ray Liotta, ss, Kratovo
Razia Boros Archangel, 2b, Multiverse
Real Quiet, rp, Almaty
Rebecca Gayheart, lf, Milan
Regina Berry, sp, San Jose
Rev Run, rp, Seattle
Rhett James McLaughlin, ss, Cyberspace
Richard Pryor, rp, on waivers
Rick Santorum, sp, Almaty
Rick Snyder, sp, on waivers
Rikki Tikki Tavi, c, Seattle
Riley Matthews, rf, Los Angeles/Tel Aviv
Roald Amundsen, c, Carolina
Robert Peary, rf, Carolina
Romee Strijd, sp, Milan
Ron Crumpton, rp, Almaty
Ron Swanson, ss, on waivers
Ronald McDonald, rp, Los Angeles
Roo, rp, Paddington
Rosencrantz, cf, Stratford
Ross, lf, Sao Paulo
Rudy Mancuso, rp, Cyberspace
Rufus, rf, Philadelphia
Rumpus Cat, rp, Philadelphia
Ruric Thar the Unbowed, sp, Multiverse
Russel Hobbs, rf, Compton

Sacha Baron Cohen, c, Tel Aviv
Salt, sp, Compton
Sam Jones, 3b, Cyberspace
Sammy Griner, 2b, Cyberspace
Sandy Koufax, sp, Tel Aviv
Sara Foster, ss, Milan
Sarabi, cf, Philadelphia
Sarah, 2b, Tel Aviv
Sazh Katzroy, rp, San Jose
Scratchy, rp, Almaty
Seal, sp, Stratford
Selima, ss, Circus
Selina Meyer, 3b, Los Angeles
Sepp Maier, sp, Kratovo
Serah Farron, cf, San Jose
Sessilee Lopez, rp, Milan
Seth Green, rf, Tel Aviv
Sia Kate Isobelle Furler, sp, Seattle
Sigarda Host of Herons, 1b, Multiverse/on waivers
Silumgar the Drifting Death, sp, Sao Paulo
Simba, sp, Almaty
Sir Bedevere, sp, Circus/on waivers
Sir Bors, rp, on waivers
Sir Ector, rp, on waivers
Sir Francis Drake, mr, Carolina
Sir Galahad the Pure, mr, Circus
Sir Gawain, sp, on waivers
Sir John Falstaff, rp, Kansas City
Sir Lancelot the Brave, rp, Circus
Sir Robin the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, mr, Circus
Siward, 2b, Stratford
Slender Man, lf, Cyberspace
Smieragatto, 2b, Sao Paulo
Snow Queen, mr, Paddington
Snug, sp, on waivers
Sora, rp, San Jose
Spiny Norman, 2b, Circus/on waivers
Spiritmonger, cf, Multiverse
Spud Webb, lf, Baltimore
Stacey Augmon, mr, Baltimore
Stelmaria, lf, Philadelphia
Stephon Marbury, c, Baltimore
Steven Spielberg, rf, Tel Aviv
Sting, rp, Seattle
Sunday Silence, 2b, Philadelphia
Surrak Dragonclaw, mr, Stratford
Sygg River Cutthroat, 3b, Milan
Sylvester James Pussycat Sr., mr, Kratovo

Tai Lung, sp, Compton
Tarox Bladewing, sp, Multiverse
Taylor Marie Hill, cf, Milan
Tenzing Norgay, ss, Carolina
Teysa Orzhov Scion, c, Multiverse
Thada Adel, sp, on waivers
The Gitrog Monster, 3b, Multiverse
The Princess, c, San Jose
Theseus, lf, Stratford
Thomas Keller, sp, Kansas City
Thumbelina, mr, Paddington
Thuu, cf, Circus
Tillman Buttersack, ss, San Jose
Tim, rp, San Jose
Tim Meadows, rp, Stratford
Tim the Enchanter, sp, Circus
Tinker Bell, ss, Stratford
Titania, sp, Stratford
Tobias Andrion, rp, Multiverse
Tolsimir Wolfblood, cf, Multiverse
Tom Beck, mr, Washington
Tom Connally, rp, Washington
Tom Gugliotta, rf, Baltimore
Tom Sawyer, sp, Paddington
Tommy Heinsohn, 2b, Kansas City
Toshiro Umezawa, rp, Multiverse
Treach, rp, on waivers
Tumblebrutus, 2b, Sao Paulo
Tupac Shakur, sp, Compton
Tyler Oakley, rf, Cyberspace

Ubaldo Matildo Fillol, rp, Kratovo
Ugly Duckling, 3b, Paddington
Umar ibn Al-Khattab, sp, Sao Paulo

Valeriano Weyler, ss, Philadelphia
Vanilla Ice, lf, Compton
Varolz the Scar-Striped, cf, Multiverse
Vhati il-Dal, cf, Multiverse
Vicente de Fonseca Lucas, rp, Kratovo
Vitus Bering, lf, on waivers

Wally Szczerbiak, 2b, Baltimore
Walter Mondale, rp, Almaty
Wendell Ford, rp, Washington
Will Ferrell, rp, Sao Paulo
Willem Barents, lf, on waivers
Willy Brandt, ss, Washington
Winnie the Pooh, cf, Paddington
Wolf, cf, Paddington
Wolfgang Puck, rp, on waivers

Xira Arien, rp, Multiverse

Yali, rf, Stratford
Yasmeen Ghauri, rp, Milan

Ágatha Bednarczuk, mr, Almaty

By position

Catchers

Adrianne Ho, Stratford
Aldo Zilli, Kansas City/on waivers
Alicia Machado, Milan
Alluring Siren, Circus
Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson, Circus
Arthur Name, on waivers
Becky Thatcher, Circus
Big the Cat, Philadelphia
Billy Crystal, Tel Aviv
Bob Pettit, Baltimore
Caroline Trentini, on waivers
Charlotte York, Sao Paulo
Christopher Robin, Paddington
Claire Dunphy, Los Angeles
Curly Brace, San Jose
Dave Dederer, Washington
Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, Washington
Francis J. Underwood, Washington
Gaddock Teeg, Multiverse
Grimalkin, Sao Paulo
Guy Savoy, Kansas City
Havoc, Compton
Henry Cabot Lodge, Almaty
Iskra Lawrence, Milan
James Cook, Carolina
Jeff Garlin, Tel Aviv
Jim Hawkins, Baltimore
Joe Johnson, Baltimore
Liz Lemon, Los Angeles
Long John Silver, Almaty
Lysander, Stratford
MC Ren, Compton
Macbeth, on waivers
Mario Kempes, Kratovo
Max Black, Milan
Michel Platini, Kratovo
Nastassia Slinky, Philadelphia
Ole Lukoje, Stratford
Onno Hoes, San Jose
Peaches, Seattle
Priyanka Chopra, Milan
Rikki Tikki Tavi, Seattle
Roald Amundsen, Carolina
Sacha Baron Cohen, Tel Aviv
Stephon Marbury, Baltimore
Teysa Orzhov Scion, Multiverse
The Princess, San Jose

First Basemen

Alan Bible, Washington
Angela Martin, on waivers
Bartolomeo Dias, Carolina
Charizard, San Jose
Dinsdale Piranha, Circus
Donalbain, Washington
Donald J. Trump, Washington
Doug Piranha, on waivers
Eeyore, Paddington
Elizabeth Emken, Almaty
Frank Hardy, Paddington
Fred Durst, Stratford
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing, Washington
Grand Arbiter Augustin IV, Baltimore
Ian Stewart, Los Angeles
Isla Fisher, Tel Aviv
James Sunderland, San Jose
Jean-Ralphio Saperstein, Sao Paulo
Jeremy Renner, Sao Paulo
Kyle Korver, Baltimore
Leif Ericcson, Carolina
MC Eiht, Circus
Madonna Louise Ciccone, Seattle
Magneto, Tel Aviv
Murdoc Niccals, Seattle
Natalie Galkina, Cyberspace
NoĂ©mie Lenoir, Kratovo
Oona Queen of the Fae, Sao Paulo
Prodigy, Compton
Sigarda Host of Herons, Multiverse/on waivers

Second Basemen

Anchal Joseph, on waivers
Anna Ewers, Milan
Bulbasaur, San Jose
Buzz Aldrin, Carolina
Bárbara Seixas, Almaty
Carrie Bradshaw, Los Angeles
Cloves, Seattle
Dave Navarro, Seattle
Diane Keaton, Kratovo
Dino Vercotti, on waivers
Dr. Dre, Compton
Dres, Sao Paulo
Edna Lewis, Kansas City
Fran, San Jose
George Gershwin, Tel Aviv/Los Angeles
Godfrey Sithole, San Jose
Heinz Winkler, Kansas City
Isaiah Rider, Circus
Jim Lovell, Carolina
Jock Zonfrillo, Kansas City
Kotick, Paddington
Luigi Vercotti, Circus/on waivers
Michael Landon, Sao Paulo
Nadia Santini, Kansas City
Nestor Combin, Kratovo
Pat Buchanan, Almaty
Patty Murray, Washington
Pepa, Compton
Philip DeFranco Jr., Cyberspace
Razia Boros Archangel, Multiverse
Sammy Griner, Cyberspace
Sarah, Tel Aviv
Siward, Stratford
Smieragatto, Sao Paulo
Spiny Norman, Circus/on waivers
Sunday Silence, Philadelphia
Tommy Heinsohn, Kansas City
Tumblebrutus, Sao Paulo
Wally Szczerbiak, Baltimore

Third Basemen

Adam Sandler, Tel Aviv/on waivers
Amy Farrah Fowler, Los Angeles
Andrzej Iwan, Kratovo
Angie Harmon, Carolina
B.J. Smegma, Circus
Blastoise, San Jose
Dianne Feinstein, Washington
Dominique Wilkins, Baltimore
E.R. Bradshaw, Circus/on waivers
Ehud ben-Gera, Sao Paulo
Einars Repse, Washington
Experiment Kraj, Multiverse
Fabio Capello, Seattle
Frank Langella, Sao Paulo
Gerrard Capashen, Multiverse/on waivers
Halsey, Seattle
Heavy D, Los Angeles
Hippolyta, Stratford
Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Tel Aviv
Jim Furyk, Almaty
Lais Ribero, Milan
Macavity, Philadelphia
Masta Ace, Compton
Matthew Broderick, Stratford
Michael Collins, Carolina
Misty K. Snow, Almaty
Nagaina, Kansas City
Noodle, Sao Paulo
Paolo Rossi, Kratovo
Peter Fonda, Stratford
Phil Cohen, Paddington
Sam Jones, Cyberspace
Selina Meyer, Los Angeles
Sygg River Cutthroat, Milan
The Gitrog Monster, Multiverse
Ugly Duckling, Paddington

Shortstops

?uestlove, Seattle
Antoine Walker, Kansas City
Aurelia the Warleader, Cyberspace/Circus
Benny Fine, Cyberspace
Bill Sharman, Baltimore
Brion Stoutarm, Multiverse
Caroline Channing, Sao Paulo/Cyberspace
Christopher Nolan, Sao Paulo
DJ Yella, Compton
Darrell Griffith, on waivers
Denis Mukwege, Almaty
E.V. Lambert, Circus/on waivers
Elizabeth Warren, Washington
Erin Burnett, Sao Paulo
Foxes, Seattle
Gigi Hadid, Milan
Guillermo Mendizabal Sanchez, Kratovo
Heather Mason, San Jose
Heidi, Paddington
Henri Michel, Kratovo
Hilary Swank, on waivers
Jacques Pic, Kansas City
January Jones, on waivers
Jason Bateman, on waivers
John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., Sao Paulo
Jules Cobb, Los Angeles
Kanga, Kansas City
Ken Andrews, Circus
Kyle Broflovski, on waivers
Larry Bird, Baltimore
Mandy Patinkin, Tel Aviv
Martin Freeman, Sao Paulo
Morgan Fey, San Jose
Nag, Multiverse
Nathan Kress, Stratford
Penelope Pussycat, Philadelphia
Pete Maravich, Baltimore
Puff Daddy, Compton
Randall Munroe, Cyberspace
Ray Liotta, Kratovo
Rhett James McLaughlin, Cyberspace
Ron Swanson, on waivers
Sara Foster, Milan
Selima, Circus
Tenzing Norgay, Carolina
Tillman Buttersack, San Jose
Tinker Bell, Stratford
Valeriano Weyler, Philadelphia
Willy Brandt, Washington

Left Fielders

Abraham, Tel Aviv
Adam Schlesinger, Paddington
Alx James, Cyberspace
Annaliese Dayes, Milan
Arthur Aldridge, on waivers
Arthur Lemming, Circus/on waivers
Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca, Almaty
Atarka World Render, Tel Aviv
Behemoth, Philadelphia
Charles Culberson, Washington
Cliff Hagan, Baltimore
Doraemon, Kratovo
Edmund Hillary, Carolina
Fenton Hardy, Paddington
Ferdinand Magellan, Carolina
Helena, Stratford
Herschel Walker, on waivers
Hillel Slovak, Seattle
Jean-Georges Vongerichten, Kansas City
Johnny Rep, Kratovo
Joseph Stiglitz, Circus
Kelly Gale, Kratovo
Kenneth Parcell, Los Angeles
Kesha Rose Sebert, Seattle
Kevin Love, Baltimore
Kratos, San Jose
Marcus Smart, on waivers
Michel Troisgrois, Kansas City
Notorious B.I.G., Compton
Patty Smyth, Washington
Pearl Fey, San Jose
Pepe the Frog, Philadelphia
Pharika God of Affliction, Multiverse
Posdnuos, Compton
Professor Hackle, Philadelphia
Rashida Jones, Tel Aviv
Rebecca Gayheart, Milan
Ross, Sao Paulo
Slender Man, Cyberspace
Spud Webb, Baltimore
Stelmaria, Philadelphia
Theseus, Stratford
Vanilla Ice, Compton
Vitus Bering, on waivers
Willem Barents, on waivers

Center Fielders

Aamito Lagum, Circus/on waivers
Alex Russo, Los Angeles
Allie Brosh, Cyberspace
Arthur Frampton, Circus/on waivers
Arthur Pewtey, Circus
Ben Kweller, Seattle
Camille Rowe, Milan
Cat Morgan, Philadelphia
Charles Lindbergh, Carolina
Chris Collingwood, Seattle
Claire Farron, San Jose
Daniel Lara, Philadelphia
Dave Cowens, Baltimore
David Schwimmer, on waivers
Enya, Seattle
Gertrude, Sao Paulo
Giada De Laurentiis, Stratford
Gianfranco Chiarini, Kansas City
Gisela Blade of Goldnight, Multiverse
Grace Helbig, Cyberspace
Growltiger, Philadelphia
Ice Cube, Compton
Jake Gyllenhaal, Tel Aviv
James M2 Cox, Almaty
Jennifer Lawrence, Kratovo
Karl Mundt, Washington
Keanu Reeves, on waivers
Ken Jennings, Almaty
Mark Fischbach, Cyberspace
Maximillion Galactica, San Jose
Mookie Blaylock, Compton
Oerba Yun Fang, San Jose
Pete Conrad, Carolina
Pope Francis, Almaty
Rafi Fine, Cyberspace
Ranjit Singh, Los Angeles
Rosencrantz, Stratford
Sarabi, Philadelphia
Serah Farron, San Jose
Spiritmonger, Multiverse
Taylor Marie Hill, Milan
Thuu, Circus
Tolsimir Wolfblood, Multiverse
Varolz the Scar-Striped, Multiverse
Vhati il-Dal, Multiverse
Winnie the Pooh, Paddington
Wolf, Paddington

Right Fielders

Arthur Figgis, Circus
Arthur Wilson One, Circus
Arthur Wilson Two, Circus
Athreos God of Passage, Milan
Ben Lee, Seattle
Birdie Sanders, Cyberspace
Candace Payne, Kansas City
Carly Fiorina, Almaty
Charles Wilkes, Carolina
China Machado, Milan
Conny Torstensson, Circus
Dahlia Hawthorne, San Jose
David Chang, Kansas City
Ertai Wizard Adept, Multiverse
Fritz Robinson, on waivers
Gaius Mucius Scaevola, on waivers
Geist of Saint Traft, Multiverse
Hristo Bonev, Kansas City
Iraj Danaeifard, on waivers
Jeff Winger, Los Angeles
Joseph Favre, Stratford
Kent Conrad, Washington
Lisa Simpson, Washington
Little Mermaid, Paddington
Marhault Elsdragon, on waivers
Myla Dalbesio, Paddington
Natalie Portman, Tel Aviv
Oberon, Stratford
Pat McCarran, Washington
Ragnar Thorhalsson, on waivers
Raina Morris, on waivers
Riley Matthews, Los Angeles/Tel Aviv
Robert Peary, Carolina
Rufus, Philadelphia
Russel Hobbs, Compton
Seth Green, Tel Aviv
Steven Spielberg, Tel Aviv
Tom Gugliotta, Baltimore
Tyler Oakley, Cyberspace
Yali, Stratford

Starting Pitchers

Aly Raisman, on waivers
Amelia Earhart, Carolina
Anne Lindbergh, Carolina
Anne-Sophie Pic, Kansas City
Arthur Chu, Almaty
Beatrice, Washington
Bella Hadid, Milan
Borborygmos, Seattle/Tel Aviv
Bregje Heinen, Milan
Brother Maynard, Circus/on waivers
Bubba Watson, Almaty
Byron Dorgan, Washington
Charlie Kelly, Los Angeles
Chris Ballew, Washington
Chuck Norris, Circus
Clara Sesemann, Paddington
Dawon, Philadelphia
Demetrius, Stratford
Dennis, Circus
Dikembe Mutombo, Baltimore
Doc Rivers, Baltimore
Dustin Hoffman, Tel Aviv/Seattle
Erin Wasson, Compton
Franziska von Karma, San Jose
Fritz, Philadelphia
Gaylord Nelson, Carolina
Geert Van Hecke, Kansas City
Gemma Ward, Stratford
George Kelly, Washington
Gia, Philadelphia
Griddlebone, Philadelphia
Hank Green, Cyberspace
Henry "Birdie" Bowers, Cyberspace
Isabeli Fontana, Milan
Jack Donaghy, on waivers
Jacob, Tel Aviv
Jacob Javits, Washington
Jamie Oliver, Kansas City
Jasmia Robinson, Sao Paulo
Jenna Mourey, Cyberspace
Jessica Minh Anh, Circus
Jill Goodacre, Milan
Jim, Paddington
John Cabot, Carolina
John Green, Cyberspace
John Wall, San Jose
Josh Klinghoffer, Seattle
Julian Edelman, Tel Aviv
Kelly Kapoor, Los Angeles
Kevin Garnett, Baltimore
Kruphix God of Horizons, Multiverse
Larry Mullen Jr., Kratovo
Lenny Wilkens, Baltimore
Leonard Hofstadter, Los Angeles
Melissa Lewis, San Jose
Mindy Lahiri, Los Angeles
Munkustrap, Philadelphia
Nanna Bryndis Hilmarsdottir, Seattle
Nash Grier, Cyberspace
Natalie Joel, Seattle
Nathan Drake, Baltimore
Nellie Bly, Carolina
Nightingale, Paddington
Noel Kreiss, San Jose
Old Man Pytheas, Carolina
Olivia Voldaren, Multiverse
Patricia Anthony, on waivers
Paul Breitner, Kratovo
Peter, Paddington
Peter Pan, Paddington
Peter Quince, on waivers
Phil Dunphy, Los Angeles
Piglet, Paddington
Quote, San Jose
Regina Berry, San Jose
Rick Santorum, Almaty
Rick Snyder, on waivers
Romee Strijd, Milan
Ruric Thar the Unbowed, Multiverse
Salt, Compton
Sandy Koufax, Tel Aviv
Seal, Stratford
Sepp Maier, Kratovo
Sia Kate Isobelle Furler, Seattle
Silumgar the Drifting Death, Sao Paulo
Simba, Almaty
Sir Bedevere, Circus/on waivers
Sir Gawain, on waivers
Snug, on waivers
Tai Lung, Compton
Tarox Bladewing, Multiverse
Thada Adel, on waivers
Thomas Keller, Kansas City
Tim the Enchanter, Circus
Titania, Stratford
Tom Sawyer, Paddington
Tupac Shakur, Compton
Umar ibn Al-Khattab, Sao Paulo

Middle Relievers

Abed Nadir, Los Angeles
Bjork Gudmundsdottir, Kratovo
Bobby Flay, Kansas City
Bushwick Bill, Compton
Charles Lincoln Neal III, Cyberspace
DJ Spinderella, Sao Paulo
David DeVore Jr, Cyberspace
Dee Reynolds, on waivers
Deron Williams, Baltimore
Dr. Horrible, Cyberspace
Eleonora Pons, Paddington
Enrique DeLome, Philadelphia
George Herbert Walker Bush, Los Angeles
Giacinto Facchetti, Kratovo
Guenhwyvar, Los Angeles/Tel Aviv
Ice-T, Compton
Iola Morton, Paddington
Jim Bunning, Washington
Josh Smith, Baltimore
Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, Sao Paulo
Kelly Rohrbach, Multiverse
Laura Chinchilla, Circus
Lil' Cease, Compton
Maggie Hassan, Sao Paulo
Michelle Monaghan, Milan
Mila Kunis, on waivers
Rachel, Tel Aviv
Sir Francis Drake, Carolina
Sir Galahad the Pure, Circus
Sir Robin the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, Circus
Snow Queen, Paddington
Stacey Augmon, Baltimore
Surrak Dragonclaw, Stratford
Sylvester James Pussycat Sr., Kratovo
Thumbelina, Paddington
Tom Beck, Washington
Ágatha Bednarczuk, Almaty

Relief Pitchers

2D, Seattle
Abel Tasman, Carolina
Al Horford, Baltimore
Alben W. Barkley, Washington
Alex Dunphy, Los Angeles
Alexandra Daddario, on waivers
Alison Brie, Tel Aviv
Alm-Uncle, Paddington
Alonzo, Compton
Arthur King of the Britons, Circus
Ashley Graham, Compton
Aubie, Philadelphia
Bill Anders, Carolina
Billy Bremner, Multiverse/on waivers
Caleb Seiboth, Stratford
Calico Briggs, Philadelphia
Charlie Duke, Carolina
Chord Overstreet, Seattle
Christopher Columbus, on waivers
Conan Freud, San Jose/on waivers
Concorde, on waivers
Creed Bratton, Los Angeles
Dan Aykroyd, San Jose
Dan Savage, Stratford/Multiverse
Daphne Groeneveld, Milan
Denny Hamlin, Almaty
Doug E. Fresh, Compton
Eazy-E, Compton
Enrique Ballestrero, Kratovo
Fran Drescher, Kansas City
Frank Borman, Carolina
Friedrich Koncilia, Kratovo
George Clement Perkins, Washington
George Cohen, Kratovo
Gian Franco Romagnoli, Kansas City
Gualtiero Marchesi, Kansas City
Guildenstern, Stratford
Hathi, Seattle
Herb Kohl, Washington
Hermia, Stratford
Howard Stern, Tel Aviv
Huckleberry Finn, Paddington
Jack Black, Tel Aviv
Jack Charlton, Kratovo
Jam Master Jay, Compton
Janeane Garofalo, Sao Paulo
Jess Day, Stratford
Jessica Sanchez, Almaty
Jose Pereira, Carolina
Julia Stegner, Milan
Justin Guarini, Almaty
Keith Richards, Los Angeles
Khaled Mohamed Khaled, Cyberspace
Kool DJ Red Alert, Sao Paulo
LL Cool J, Compton
Leonid Shmuts, on waivers
Lilly Singh, Cyberspace
Luke Dunphy, Los Angeles
Mac Manc McManx, Kratovo
Malcolm, on waivers
Mario Frittoli, Kansas City/on waivers
Matt Harding, Washington
Meg Whitman, Almaty
Momir Vig, Multiverse
Moses, Tel Aviv
Nath of the Gilt-Leaf, Multiverse
Nikola Pekovic, Baltimore
Ninni Laaksonen, Milan
Oerba Dia Vanille, San Jose
Olajide Olatunji, Milan
Patsy, Circus
Paul Pierce, Baltimore
Paul Rudd, Tel Aviv
Pillsbury Doughboy, Kansas City/on waivers
Player 1, San Jose
Prime Speaker Zegana, Multiverse
Proteus, Washington
Rachel Berry, Tel Aviv/Kansas City
Raffaele Esposito, Kansas City
Raj Koothrappali, Los Angeles
Rand Paul, Washington
Real Quiet, Almaty
Rev Run, Seattle
Richard Pryor, on waivers
Ron Crumpton, Almaty
Ronald McDonald, Los Angeles
Roo, Paddington
Rudy Mancuso, Cyberspace
Rumpus Cat, Philadelphia
Sazh Katzroy, San Jose
Scratchy, Almaty
Sessilee Lopez, Milan
Sir Bors, on waivers
Sir Ector, on waivers
Sir John Falstaff, Kansas City
Sir Lancelot the Brave, Circus
Sora, San Jose
Sting, Seattle
Tim, San Jose
Tim Meadows, Stratford
Tobias Andrion, Multiverse
Tom Connally, Washington
Toshiro Umezawa, Multiverse
Treach, on waivers
Ubaldo Matildo Fillol, Kratovo
Vicente de Fonseca Lucas, Kratovo
Walter Mondale, Almaty
Wendell Ford, Washington
Will Ferrell, Sao Paulo
Wolfgang Puck, on waivers
Xira Arien, Multiverse
Yasmeen Ghauri, Milan