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SimBase Players, Year 66

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By position: c | 1b | 2b | 3b | ss | lf | cf | rf | sp | mr | rp

2D, rp, Seattle
?uestlove, ss, Seattle

Abed Nadir, mr, Los Angeles/on waivers
Abel Tasman, rp, Carolina
Abraham, lf, Tel Aviv
Adam Schlesinger, lf, Paddington
Adrianne Ho, c, Stratford
Al Horford, rp, Baltimore
Alex Dunphy, rp, Los Angeles
Alex Russo, cf, Los Angeles/on waivers
Alexa Ray Joel, rf, Milan
Alicia Machado, c, Milan
Alison Brie, rp, Tel Aviv
Allie Brosh, cf, Cyberspace
Alluring Siren, c, Circus/Circus
Alm-Uncle, rp, Paddington
Alonzo, rp, Compton
Alx James, lf, Cyberspace
Amelia Earhart, sp, Carolina
Amy Farrah Fowler, 3b, Los Angeles/Seattle
Andrew Wiggins, cf, Baltimore
Andrzej Iwan, 3b, Kratovo
Angie Harmon, 3b, Carolina
Anna Ewers, 2b, on waivers
Annaliese Dayes, lf, Milan
Anne Lindbergh, sp, Circus
Anne-Sophie Pic, sp, Kansas City
Antoine Walker, ss, Kansas City
Antonello Cuccureddu, rp, Kratovo/Paddington
Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson, c, Circus
Arthur Chu, sp, Almaty
Arthur Figgis, cf, Circus
Arthur King of the Britons, rp, Circus
Arthur Pewtey, cf, Circus
Arthur Wilson One, 1b, Circus
Arthur Wilson Two, rf, Circus
Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca, lf, on waivers
Ashley Graham, rp, Compton/Los Angeles
Atarka World Render, lf, Tel Aviv
Athreos God of Passage, rf, Milan
Aubie, rp, Carolina
Aurelia the Warleader, ss, Circus/on waivers

B.J. Smegma, 3b, Circus
Bartolomeo Dias, 1b, Carolina
Becky Thatcher, lf, on waivers
Behemoth, lf, Washington
Bella Hadid, sp, Milan
Ben Kweller, cf, Seattle
Ben Lee, rf, Seattle
Ben Pepper, rf, Paddington
Benny Fine, ss, Cyberspace
Bill Anders, rp, Carolina
Bill Sharman, ss, Baltimore
Billy Crystal, c, Los Angeles/on waivers
Birdie Sanders, rf, Cyberspace
Bjork Gudmundsdottir, mr, Kratovo/on waivers
Black Knight, mr, Circus
Blastoise, 3b, San Jose
Bob Pettit, c, Baltimore
Bobby Flay, mr, Kansas City
Borborygmos, sp, Tel Aviv/on waivers
Bregje Heinen, sp, Milan
Brion Stoutarm, ss, Multiverse
Bubba Watson, sp, Almaty
Bulbasaur, 2b, San Jose
Bushwick Bill, mr, Compton
Buzz Aldrin, 2b, Carolina
Bárbara Seixas, 2b, Almaty

Caleb Seiboth, rp, Stratford
Calico Briggs, rp, Washington
Camille Rowe, cf, on waivers
Candace Payne, rf, Kansas City
Cardinal Biggles, 2b, Circus
Cardinal Fang, 2b, Circus
Cardinal Ximenez, 1b, Circus
Carly Fiorina, rf, Almaty
Caroline Channing, ss, Cyberspace
Carrie Bradshaw, 2b, Los Angeles
Cat Morgan, cf, Washington
Charizard, 1b, San Jose
Charles Lincoln Neal III, mr, Cyberspace
Charles Lindbergh, cf, Carolina
Charles Wilkes, rf, Carolina
Charlie Duke, rp, Carolina/on waivers
Charlie Kelly, sp, Los Angeles
Charlotte York, c, Sao Paulo
China Machado, rf, Milan
Chord Overstreet, rp, Seattle
Chris Ballew, sp, Los Angeles
Chris Collingwood, cf, Seattle
Christopher Nolan, ss, Seattle
Christopher Robin, c, Paddington
Chuck Norris, sp, Circus
Claire Dunphy, c, San Jose
Claire Farron, cf, San Jose
Clara Sesemann, sp, Paddington/on waivers
Cliff Hagan, lf, Baltimore
Cloves, 2b, Seattle
Conny Torstensson, rf, on waivers
Continuation of a Myth, cf, Almaty
Creed Bratton, rp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Curly Brace, c, San Jose

DJ Spinderella, mr, on waivers
DJ Yella, ss, Compton
Dahlia Hawthorne, rf, on waivers
Dalwhinnie Brie, rf, on waivers
Dan Aykroyd, rp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Dan Savage, rp, Multiverse
Daniel Middleton, 1b, Sao Paulo
Daphne Groeneveld, rp, Milan
Dave Cowens, cf, on waivers
Dave Dederer, c, Washington
Dave Navarro, 2b, Seattle
David Chang, rf, Los Angeles
David DeVore Jr, mr, Cyberspace
Dawon, sp, Washington
Demetrius, sp, Stratford
Denis Mukwege, ss, Almaty
Dennis, sp, Circus
Denny Hamlin, rp, Almaty
Deron Williams, mr, Baltimore
Diane Keaton, 2b, Kratovo
Dikembe Mutombo, sp, Baltimore
Dinsdale Piranha, 1b, Circus
Doc Rivers, sp, Baltimore
Dominique Wilkins, 3b, Baltimore
Donald J. Trump, 1b, Washington
Doraemon, lf, Kratovo
Doug E. Fresh, rp, Compton
Dr. Dre, 2b, Compton
Dr. Electron Kebebew, rp, San Jose
Dr. Horrible, mr, Cyberspace
Dr. Jocko Zifferblatt, c, on waivers
Dr. Leo M. Chalupa, rf, San Jose
Dr. Loki Skylizard, 2b, San Jose
Dr. Shark Bird, rp, San Jose
Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, c, Washington
Dres, 2b, Sao Paulo
Dustin Hoffman, sp, Seattle

Eazy-E, rp, Compton
Ed O'Neill, rp, Sao Paulo
Edmund Hillary, lf, Carolina
Edna Lewis, 2b, Kansas City
Eeyore, 1b, Paddington
Ehud ben-Gera, 3b, Sao Paulo
Eleonora Pons, mr, Los Angeles
Elijah, cf, Tel Aviv
Elizabeth Emken, 1b, Almaty
Enrique Ballestrero, rp, Kratovo
Enrique DeLome, mr, Washington
Enya, cf, Seattle
Erika Heynatz, ss, Milan
Erin Burnett, ss, Sao Paulo
Erin Wasson, sp, Multiverse
Ertai Wizard Adept, rf, Multiverse
Eugene Kranz, ss, Carolina
Experiment Kraj, 3b, Paddington

Fabio Capello, 3b, Seattle/Los Angeles
Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, sp, Cyberspace
Fenton Hardy, lf, Paddington
Ferdinand Magellan, lf, Kratovo
Fitzgerald Thomas Grant III, sp, Washington
Foxes, ss, Seattle
Fran, 2b, Los Angeles
Fran Drescher, rp, Kansas City
Francis Drake, ss, Carolina
Francis J. Underwood, c, Washington
Franco Causio, 1b, Kratovo
Frank Borman, rp, on waivers
Frank Hardy, 1b, Paddington
Frank Langella, ss, Sao Paulo
Franziska von Karma, sp, San Jose
Fred Durst, 1b, Stratford
Fresh Kid Ice, rp, Compton
Friedrich Koncilia, rp, Kratovo
Fritz, sp, Washington

Gaddock Teeg, c, Multiverse
Gaylord Nelson, sp, Carolina
Geert Van Hecke, sp, Kansas City
Geist of Saint Traft, rf, Multiverse
Gemma Ward, sp, Stratford
George Cohen, rp, Kratovo
George Gershwin, 2b, Los Angeles/Multiverse
George Herbert Walker Bush, mr, Los Angeles/on waivers
Gertrude, cf, Sao Paulo
Gia, sp, Washington
Giacinto Facchetti, mr, Kratovo
Giada De Laurentiis, cf, Stratford/on waivers
Gian Franco Romagnoli, rp, Kansas City
Gianfranco Chiarini, cf, Kansas City
Gigi Hadid, ss, Milan
Gisela Blade of Goldnight, cf, Multiverse
Godfrey Sithole, 2b, San Jose
Grace Helbig, cf, Cyberspace
Grand Arbiter Augustin IV, 1b, Baltimore
Gretel Brinker, c, Paddington
Grimalkin, c, Sao Paulo
Growltiger, cf, Washington
Gualtiero Marchesi, rp, Kansas City
Guenhwyvar, mr, Tel Aviv
Guildenstern, rp, Stratford
Guillermo Mendizabal Sanchez, lf, Kratovo
Guy Savoy, c, Kansas City

Halsey, 3b, Seattle
Hank Green, sp, Cyberspace
Hans Brinker, rp, Paddington
Harrison Ford, rp, Tel Aviv
Hathi, rp, Seattle/on waivers
Havoc, c, Compton
Heather Mason, ss, on waivers
Heavy D, 3b, Los Angeles/on waivers
Heidi, ss, Paddington
Heinz Winkler, 2b, Kansas City
Helena, lf, Stratford
Henri Michel, ss, Kratovo
Henry "Birdie" Bowers, sp, Cyberspace
Henry Cabot Lodge, c, Almaty
Hermia, rp, on waivers
Hillel Slovak, lf, Seattle
Hippolyta, 3b, Stratford
Howard Stern, rp, Tel Aviv
Hristo Bonev, rf, Kansas City
Huckleberry Finn, rp, Paddington

Ian Stewart, 1b, Los Angeles/on waivers
Ice Cube, cf, Compton
Ice-T, mr, Compton
Iola Morton, mr, Paddington
Isaac, 1b, Tel Aviv
Isabeli Fontana, sp, Milan
Isaiah Rider, 2b, Circus
Iskra Lawrence, c, Los Angeles
Isla Fisher, 1b, Tel Aviv
Itchy, rp, Washington

Jack Black, rp, Tel Aviv
Jack Charlton, rp, Kratovo
Jack Stanton, rp, Washington
Jacob, sp, Tel Aviv
Jacob Javits, mr, on waivers
Jacques Pic, ss, Kansas City
Jake Gyllenhaal, cf, Tel Aviv
Jam Master Jay, rp, Multiverse
James Cook, c, Carolina
James M2 Cox, cf, Almaty
James Sunderland, 1b, Baltimore
Jamie Oliver, sp, Kansas City
Jamie-Lynn Sigler, 3b, Tel Aviv
Janeane Garofalo, rp, Sao Paulo
Jasmia Robinson, sp, Sao Paulo
Jean-Georges Vongerichten, lf, Kansas City
Jean-Ralphio Saperstein, 1b, Sao Paulo
Jeff Garlin, cf, Tel Aviv
Jeff Winger, rf, Los Angeles/on waivers
Jenna Mourey, sp, Cyberspace
Jennifer Lawrence, cf, Kratovo
Jeremy Renner, 3b, Stratford
Jess Day, rp, Stratford
Jessica Minh Anh, rp, on waivers
Jessica Sanchez, rp, on waivers
Jhoira of the Ghitu, rp, on waivers
Jill Goodacre, sp, Milan
Jim, sp, Paddington
Jim Furyk, 3b, Almaty
Jim Hawkins, c, on waivers
Jim Lovell, 2b, Carolina
Jock Zonfrillo, rf, Kansas City
Joe Johnson, c, Baltimore
Joel Pepper, 1b, Los Angeles
John Cabot, sp, Carolina
John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., ss, Sao Paulo
John Green, sp, Cyberspace
John Slattery, 3b, Sao Paulo
Johnny Rep, lf, Kratovo
Jose Pereira, rp, Carolina
Joseph Favre, rf, Stratford
Joseph Garrett, lf, on waivers
Joseph Stiglitz, lf, Circus
Josh Klinghoffer, sp, Seattle
Josh Smith, mr, Baltimore
Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, mr, Sao Paulo
Jules Cobb, ss, Los Angeles
Julia Stegner, rp, Milan
Julian Edelman, sp, Tel Aviv
Justin Guarini, rp, Almaty

Kanga, ss, Kansas City
Karl-Anthony Towns, rp, Baltimore
Kate Bock, sp, Milan
Keith Richards, rp, on waivers
Kelly Gale, lf, Kratovo
Kelly Kapoor, sp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Kelly Rohrbach, mr, on waivers
Ken Andrews, ss, Los Angeles
Ken Jennings, cf, Stratford
Kenneth Parcell, lf, Los Angeles/Baltimore
Keranos God of Storms, sp, Multiverse
Kesha Rose Sebert, lf, Seattle
Kevin Garnett, sp, Baltimore
Kevin Love, lf, Baltimore
Khaled Mohamed Khaled, rp, on waivers
Knight Who Says "Ni!", rp, Circus
Knight Who Till Recently Said "Ni!", sp, Circus
Kool DJ Red Alert, rp, Sao Paulo
Kotick, 2b, Paddington
Kruphix God of Horizons, sp, Multiverse
Kyle Korver, 1b, Baltimore

LL Cool J, rp, Compton
Lais Ribero, 1b, Milan
Larry Bird, ss, on waivers
Larry Mullen Jr., sp, on waivers
Laura Chinchilla, mr, on waivers
Laura Roslin, sp, Washington
Leif Ericcson, 1b, Carolina
Lenny Wilkens, sp, Baltimore
Leonard Hofstadter, sp, Los Angeles
Let's Get Ready To Rumble, cf, Almaty
Lil' Cease, mr, Compton
Lilly Singh, rp, Cyberspace
Lisa Simpson, rf, Washington
Little Mermaid, rf, Paddington/Circus
Liz Lemon, c, Los Angeles/Compton
Long John Silver, c, Carolina
Ludevic Necro-Alchemist, 1b, on waivers
Luke Dunphy, rp, Los Angeles
Luther Campbell, rp, Compton
Lysander, c, Stratford/on waivers

MC Eiht, 2b, Circus/on waivers
MC Ren, c, Compton
Mac Manc McManx, rp, Kratovo
Macavity, 3b, on waivers
Madonna Louise Ciccone, lf, Seattle
Maggie Hassan, mr, Sao Paulo
Magneto, 1b, on waivers
Mamé Adjei, rp, Milan
Mandy Patinkin, ss, Tel Aviv
Mario Kempes, c, Kratovo
Mark Fischbach, cf, Cyberspace
Martin Freeman, ss, Sao Paulo
Massimiliano Alajmo, rp, Kansas City
Massimo Bottura, rp, Kansas City
Masta Ace, 3b, Compton
Matt Harding, rp, on waivers
Matt Kowalski, rf, Carolina
Matthew Broderick, 3b, Stratford
Max Black, c, Milan
Maximillion Galactica, cf, San Jose
Mays Gilliam, rf, Washington
Meg Whitman, rp, Almaty
Melissa Lewis, sp, San Jose
Michael Collins, 3b, Carolina
Michael Landon, cf, Sao Paulo
Michel Platini, c, Kratovo
Michel Troisgrois, lf, Kansas City
Michelle Monaghan, mr, Milan
Mindy Lahiri, sp, Los Angeles
Mister Blue Sky, c, Almaty
Misty K. Snow, 3b, Almaty
Momir Vig, mr, Multiverse
Mookie Blaylock, cf, Compton
Morgan Fey, ss, San Jose
Moses, rp, on waivers
Munkustrap, sp, Washington
Murdoc Niccals, 1b, Seattle
Myla Dalbesio, rf, Paddington

Nadia Santini, 2b, on waivers
Nag, ss, Multiverse
Nagaina, 3b, Kansas City
Nanna Bryndis Hilmarsdottir, sp, Seattle
Nash Grier, sp, Cyberspace
Natalie Galkina, 1b, Cyberspace
Natalie Joel, mr, Seattle
Natalie Portman, rf, Tel Aviv
Nath of the Gilt-Leaf, rp, Multiverse
Nathan Drake, sp, Baltimore
Nathan Kress, ss, Stratford
Nejib Ghommidh, 3b, Los Angeles
Nellie Bly, sp, Carolina
Nestor Combin, 2b, Kratovo
Nick Bottom, rp, Stratford
Nightingale, sp, Paddington
Nikola Pekovic, rp, Baltimore
Ninni Laaksonen, rp, Circus
Niv-Mizzet the Firemind, c, Multiverse
Noel Kreiss, sp, San Jose
Noodle, 3b, Sao Paulo
Notorious B.I.G., lf, Compton
NoĂ©mie Lenoir, 1b, on waivers

Oberon, rf, Stratford
Oerba Dia Vanille, rp, San Jose
Oerba Yun Fang, cf, San Jose
Olajide Olatunji, rp, on waivers
Old Man Pytheas, sp, Carolina
Ole Lukoje, c, Stratford
Olivia Voldaren, sp, Multiverse
Onno Hoes, c, San Jose
Oona Queen of the Fae, 1b, Sao Paulo/on waivers

Paolo Rossi, 3b, Kratovo
Pat Buchanan, 2b, Almaty
Patsy, rp, on waivers
Paul Breitner, sp, Kratovo
Paul Pierce, rp, Baltimore
Paul Rudd, sp, Tel Aviv
Peaches, c, Seattle
Pearl Fey, lf, San Jose
Penelope Pussycat, ss, Washington
Pepa, 2b, Compton
Pepe the Frog, lf, Washington
Pete Conrad, cf, Carolina
Pete Maravich, ss, Baltimore
Peter, sp, Paddington
Peter Fonda, 3b, on waivers
Peter Pan, sp, Paddington
Pharika God of Affliction, lf, Multiverse/Los Angeles
Phil Cohen, 3b, on waivers
Phil Dunphy, sp, Los Angeles
Philip DeFranco Jr., 2b, Cyberspace
Piglet, sp, Paddington
Player 1, rp, San Jose
Polly Pepper, 2b, Los Angeles
Pope Francis, cf, Almaty
Posdnuos, lf, Compton/Los Angeles/on waivers
Prime Speaker Zegana, rp, Multiverse
Priyanka Chopra, rf, Milan
Prodigy, 1b, Compton
Professor Hackle, lf, Washington
Puff Daddy, ss, Compton

Quote, sp, Los Angeles/Compton

Rachel, mr, Tel Aviv
Rachel Berry, rp, Kansas City
Raffaele Esposito, rp, Kansas City
Rafi Fine, cf, Cyberspace
Raj Koothrappali, rp, Los Angeles
Randall Munroe, ss, Cyberspace
Ranjit Singh, cf, Los Angeles/Multiverse
Rashida Jones, lf, on waivers
Ray Liotta, ss, on waivers
Razia Boros Archangel, 2b, Multiverse/Los Angeles
Real Quiet, rp, Almaty
Rebecca Gayheart, lf, Milan
Rev Run, rp, Seattle
Rhett James McLaughlin, ss, Cyberspace
Richard van Oostenbrugge, 1b, Kansas City
Rick Santorum, sp, Almaty
Rikki Tikki Tavi, c, Seattle
Riley Matthews, rf, Tel Aviv
Roald Amundsen, c, on waivers
Rob Reiner, rf, Tel Aviv
Robert Peary, rf, Carolina
Robin Goodfellow, rp, Stratford
Romee Strijd, sp, Milan
Ron Crumpton, sp, Almaty
Ronald McDonald, rp, Los Angeles
Roo, rp, Seattle
Rose Bertram, rp, Milan
Rosencrantz, cf, Stratford
Ross, lf, Sao Paulo
Rudy Mancuso, rp, Cyberspace
Rumpus Cat, rp, Washington
Ruric Thar the Unbowed, sp, Multiverse
Russel Hobbs, rf, Compton
Ruud Krol, rp, Kratovo
Ryan Stone, c, Carolina/Los Angeles

Sacha Baron Cohen, c, Tel Aviv
Salt, sp, Compton
Sam Jones, 3b, on waivers
Sammy Griner, 2b, Cyberspace
Sandy Koufax, rp, Tel Aviv
Sara Foster, ss, Milan
Sarabi, cf, Washington
Sarah, 3b, on waivers
Sarah Silverman, c, Tel Aviv
Sazh Katzroy, rp, San Jose
Scratchy, rp, Almaty
Seal, sp, Stratford
Selima, ss, Circus
Selina Meyer, cf, Los Angeles
Sepp Maier, sp, Kratovo
Serah Farron, cf, San Jose
Sessilee Lopez, rp, Milan
Seth Green, 2b, Tel Aviv
Seán William McLoughlin, cf, Cyberspace
Sia Kate Isobelle Furler, sp, Seattle
Silumgar the Drifting Death, sp, on waivers
Simba, sp, Almaty
Simply Invincible, rp, Almaty
Sir Francis Drake, mr, Carolina
Sir Galahad the Pure, mr, Circus
Sir John Falstaff, rp, on waivers
Sir Lancelot the Brave, rp, Circus
Sir Robin the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, mr, Circus
Siward, 2b, Stratford
Slender Man, lf, Cyberspace
Smieragatto, 2b, Sao Paulo
Snow Queen, mr, Paddington
Sora, rp, San Jose
Spiritmonger, cf, on waivers
Spud Webb, lf, Baltimore
Stacey Augmon, mr, Baltimore/Los Angeles/on waivers
Stelmaria, lf, Washington
Stephon Marbury, c, Baltimore
Steven Spielberg, rf, on waivers
Sting, sp, Seattle
Sunday Silence, 2b, Washington
Surrak Dragonclaw, mr, Stratford/on waivers
Suzanne Cryer, rf, Sao Paulo
Sygg River Cutthroat, 3b, Milan
Sylvester James Pussycat Sr., mr, Stratford

Tai Lung, sp, Compton
Tarox Bladewing, sp, Multiverse
Taylor Marie Hill, cf, Milan
Tenzing Norgay, ss, Carolina
Tevye, lf, Tel Aviv
Teysa Orzhov Scion, c, Multiverse
The Gitrog Monster, 3b, Multiverse
The Princess, c, San Jose
Theseus, lf, Stratford
Thomas Keller, sp, Kansas City
Thumbelina, mr, Paddington
Thuu, cf, Circus
Tillman Buttersack, ss, San Jose
Tim, rp, San Jose
Tim Allen, rp, Sao Paulo
Tim Meadows, rp, Stratford
Tim the Enchanter, sp, Circus/on waivers
Tinker Bell, ss, Stratford
Titania, sp, Stratford
Tobias Andrion, sp, Multiverse
Tolsimir Wolfblood, 1b, Multiverse
Tom Beck, mr, on waivers
Tom Gugliotta, rf, Baltimore
Tom Sawyer, sp, Paddington
Tommy Heinsohn, 2b, Kansas City
Topsfield Sanchu A Little Princess, sp, Almaty
Toshiro Umezawa, rp, Multiverse
Tumblebrutus, 2b, Los Angeles
Tupac Shakur, sp, Compton
Tyler Oakley, rf, Cyberspace

Ubaldo Matildo Fillol, rp, Kratovo
Ugly Duckling, 3b, Paddington
Umar ibn Al-Khattab, sp, Sao Paulo

Valeriano Weyler, ss, Washington
Vanilla Ice, lf, Compton
Varolz the Scar-Striped, cf, Kratovo
Vhati il-Dal, cf, Multiverse
Vicente de Fonseca Lucas, rp, Kratovo
Vincent D'Onofrio, ss, Sao Paulo

Wally Szczerbiak, 2b, Baltimore
Walter Mondale, rp, Almaty
Will Ferrell, rp, Sao Paulo
William Alan Moore, sp, on waivers
Winnie the Pooh, cf, Paddington
Winona Ryder, cf, Tel Aviv
Wolf, cf, Paddington

Xira Arien, rp, Multiverse

Yali, cf, Stratford
Yasmeen Ghauri, rp, Milan

Zach Lavine, sp, Los Angeles
Zbigniew Boniek, 1b, Kratovo
Ágatha Bednarczuk, mr, Almaty

By position

Catchers

Adrianne Ho, Stratford
Alicia Machado, Milan
Alluring Siren, Circus/Circus
Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson, Circus
Billy Crystal, Los Angeles/on waivers
Bob Pettit, Baltimore
Charlotte York, Sao Paulo
Christopher Robin, Paddington
Claire Dunphy, San Jose
Curly Brace, San Jose
Dave Dederer, Washington
Dr. Jocko Zifferblatt, on waivers
Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, Washington
Francis J. Underwood, Washington
Gaddock Teeg, Multiverse
Gretel Brinker, Paddington
Grimalkin, Sao Paulo
Guy Savoy, Kansas City
Havoc, Compton
Henry Cabot Lodge, Almaty
Iskra Lawrence, Los Angeles
James Cook, Carolina
Jim Hawkins, on waivers
Joe Johnson, Baltimore
Liz Lemon, Los Angeles/Compton
Long John Silver, Carolina
Lysander, Stratford/on waivers
MC Ren, Compton
Mario Kempes, Kratovo
Max Black, Milan
Michel Platini, Kratovo
Mister Blue Sky, Almaty
Niv-Mizzet the Firemind, Multiverse
Ole Lukoje, Stratford
Onno Hoes, San Jose
Peaches, Seattle
Rikki Tikki Tavi, Seattle
Roald Amundsen, on waivers
Ryan Stone, Carolina/Los Angeles
Sacha Baron Cohen, Tel Aviv
Sarah Silverman, Tel Aviv
Stephon Marbury, Baltimore
Teysa Orzhov Scion, Multiverse
The Princess, San Jose

First Basemen

Arthur Wilson One, Circus
Bartolomeo Dias, Carolina
Cardinal Ximenez, Circus
Charizard, San Jose
Daniel Middleton, Sao Paulo
Dinsdale Piranha, Circus
Donald J. Trump, Washington
Eeyore, Paddington
Elizabeth Emken, Almaty
Franco Causio, Kratovo
Frank Hardy, Paddington
Fred Durst, Stratford
Grand Arbiter Augustin IV, Baltimore
Ian Stewart, Los Angeles/on waivers
Isaac, Tel Aviv
Isla Fisher, Tel Aviv
James Sunderland, Baltimore
Jean-Ralphio Saperstein, Sao Paulo
Joel Pepper, Los Angeles
Kyle Korver, Baltimore
Lais Ribero, Milan
Leif Ericcson, Carolina
Ludevic Necro-Alchemist, on waivers
Magneto, on waivers
Murdoc Niccals, Seattle
Natalie Galkina, Cyberspace
NoĂ©mie Lenoir, on waivers
Oona Queen of the Fae, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Prodigy, Compton
Richard van Oostenbrugge, Kansas City
Tolsimir Wolfblood, Multiverse
Zbigniew Boniek, Kratovo

Second Basemen

Anna Ewers, on waivers
Bulbasaur, San Jose
Buzz Aldrin, Carolina
Bárbara Seixas, Almaty
Cardinal Biggles, Circus
Cardinal Fang, Circus
Carrie Bradshaw, Los Angeles
Cloves, Seattle
Dave Navarro, Seattle
Diane Keaton, Kratovo
Dr. Dre, Compton
Dr. Loki Skylizard, San Jose
Dres, Sao Paulo
Edna Lewis, Kansas City
Fran, Los Angeles
George Gershwin, Los Angeles/Multiverse
Godfrey Sithole, San Jose
Heinz Winkler, Kansas City
Isaiah Rider, Circus
Jim Lovell, Carolina
Kotick, Paddington
MC Eiht, Circus/on waivers
Nadia Santini, on waivers
Nestor Combin, Kratovo
Pat Buchanan, Almaty
Pepa, Compton
Philip DeFranco Jr., Cyberspace
Polly Pepper, Los Angeles
Razia Boros Archangel, Multiverse/Los Angeles
Sammy Griner, Cyberspace
Seth Green, Tel Aviv
Siward, Stratford
Smieragatto, Sao Paulo
Sunday Silence, Washington
Tommy Heinsohn, Kansas City
Tumblebrutus, Los Angeles
Wally Szczerbiak, Baltimore

Third Basemen

Amy Farrah Fowler, Los Angeles/Seattle
Andrzej Iwan, Kratovo
Angie Harmon, Carolina
B.J. Smegma, Circus
Blastoise, San Jose
Dominique Wilkins, Baltimore
Ehud ben-Gera, Sao Paulo
Experiment Kraj, Paddington
Fabio Capello, Seattle/Los Angeles
Halsey, Seattle
Heavy D, Los Angeles/on waivers
Hippolyta, Stratford
Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Tel Aviv
Jeremy Renner, Stratford
Jim Furyk, Almaty
John Slattery, Sao Paulo
Macavity, on waivers
Masta Ace, Compton
Matthew Broderick, Stratford
Michael Collins, Carolina
Misty K. Snow, Almaty
Nagaina, Kansas City
Nejib Ghommidh, Los Angeles
Noodle, Sao Paulo
Paolo Rossi, Kratovo
Peter Fonda, on waivers
Phil Cohen, on waivers
Sam Jones, on waivers
Sarah, on waivers
Sygg River Cutthroat, Milan
The Gitrog Monster, Multiverse
Ugly Duckling, Paddington

Shortstops

?uestlove, Seattle
Antoine Walker, Kansas City
Aurelia the Warleader, Circus/on waivers
Benny Fine, Cyberspace
Bill Sharman, Baltimore
Brion Stoutarm, Multiverse
Caroline Channing, Cyberspace
Christopher Nolan, Seattle
DJ Yella, Compton
Denis Mukwege, Almaty
Erika Heynatz, Milan
Erin Burnett, Sao Paulo
Eugene Kranz, Carolina
Foxes, Seattle
Francis Drake, Carolina
Frank Langella, Sao Paulo
Gigi Hadid, Milan
Heather Mason, on waivers
Heidi, Paddington
Henri Michel, Kratovo
Jacques Pic, Kansas City
John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., Sao Paulo
Jules Cobb, Los Angeles
Kanga, Kansas City
Ken Andrews, Los Angeles
Larry Bird, on waivers
Mandy Patinkin, Tel Aviv
Martin Freeman, Sao Paulo
Morgan Fey, San Jose
Nag, Multiverse
Nathan Kress, Stratford
Penelope Pussycat, Washington
Pete Maravich, Baltimore
Puff Daddy, Compton
Randall Munroe, Cyberspace
Ray Liotta, on waivers
Rhett James McLaughlin, Cyberspace
Sara Foster, Milan
Selima, Circus
Tenzing Norgay, Carolina
Tillman Buttersack, San Jose
Tinker Bell, Stratford
Valeriano Weyler, Washington
Vincent D'Onofrio, Sao Paulo

Left Fielders

Abraham, Tel Aviv
Adam Schlesinger, Paddington
Alx James, Cyberspace
Annaliese Dayes, Milan
Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca, on waivers
Atarka World Render, Tel Aviv
Becky Thatcher, on waivers
Behemoth, Washington
Cliff Hagan, Baltimore
Doraemon, Kratovo
Edmund Hillary, Carolina
Fenton Hardy, Paddington
Ferdinand Magellan, Kratovo
Guillermo Mendizabal Sanchez, Kratovo
Helena, Stratford
Hillel Slovak, Seattle
Jean-Georges Vongerichten, Kansas City
Johnny Rep, Kratovo
Joseph Garrett, on waivers
Joseph Stiglitz, Circus
Kelly Gale, Kratovo
Kenneth Parcell, Los Angeles/Baltimore
Kesha Rose Sebert, Seattle
Kevin Love, Baltimore
Madonna Louise Ciccone, Seattle
Michel Troisgrois, Kansas City
Notorious B.I.G., Compton
Pearl Fey, San Jose
Pepe the Frog, Washington
Pharika God of Affliction, Multiverse/Los Angeles
Posdnuos, Compton/Los Angeles/on waivers
Professor Hackle, Washington
Rashida Jones, on waivers
Rebecca Gayheart, Milan
Ross, Sao Paulo
Slender Man, Cyberspace
Spud Webb, Baltimore
Stelmaria, Washington
Tevye, Tel Aviv
Theseus, Stratford
Vanilla Ice, Compton

Center Fielders

Alex Russo, Los Angeles/on waivers
Allie Brosh, Cyberspace
Andrew Wiggins, Baltimore
Arthur Figgis, Circus
Arthur Pewtey, Circus
Ben Kweller, Seattle
Camille Rowe, on waivers
Cat Morgan, Washington
Charles Lindbergh, Carolina
Chris Collingwood, Seattle
Claire Farron, San Jose
Continuation of a Myth, Almaty
Dave Cowens, on waivers
Elijah, Tel Aviv
Enya, Seattle
Gertrude, Sao Paulo
Giada De Laurentiis, Stratford/on waivers
Gianfranco Chiarini, Kansas City
Gisela Blade of Goldnight, Multiverse
Grace Helbig, Cyberspace
Growltiger, Washington
Ice Cube, Compton
Jake Gyllenhaal, Tel Aviv
James M2 Cox, Almaty
Jeff Garlin, Tel Aviv
Jennifer Lawrence, Kratovo
Ken Jennings, Stratford
Let's Get Ready To Rumble, Almaty
Mark Fischbach, Cyberspace
Maximillion Galactica, San Jose
Michael Landon, Sao Paulo
Mookie Blaylock, Compton
Oerba Yun Fang, San Jose
Pete Conrad, Carolina
Pope Francis, Almaty
Rafi Fine, Cyberspace
Ranjit Singh, Los Angeles/Multiverse
Rosencrantz, Stratford
Sarabi, Washington
Selina Meyer, Los Angeles
Serah Farron, San Jose
Seán William McLoughlin, Cyberspace
Spiritmonger, on waivers
Taylor Marie Hill, Milan
Thuu, Circus
Varolz the Scar-Striped, Kratovo
Vhati il-Dal, Multiverse
Winnie the Pooh, Paddington
Winona Ryder, Tel Aviv
Wolf, Paddington
Yali, Stratford

Right Fielders

Alexa Ray Joel, Milan
Arthur Wilson Two, Circus
Athreos God of Passage, Milan
Ben Lee, Seattle
Ben Pepper, Paddington
Birdie Sanders, Cyberspace
Candace Payne, Kansas City
Carly Fiorina, Almaty
Charles Wilkes, Carolina
China Machado, Milan
Conny Torstensson, on waivers
Dahlia Hawthorne, on waivers
Dalwhinnie Brie, on waivers
David Chang, Los Angeles
Dr. Leo M. Chalupa, San Jose
Ertai Wizard Adept, Multiverse
Geist of Saint Traft, Multiverse
Hristo Bonev, Kansas City
Jeff Winger, Los Angeles/on waivers
Jock Zonfrillo, Kansas City
Joseph Favre, Stratford
Lisa Simpson, Washington
Little Mermaid, Paddington/Circus
Matt Kowalski, Carolina
Mays Gilliam, Washington
Myla Dalbesio, Paddington
Natalie Portman, Tel Aviv
Oberon, Stratford
Priyanka Chopra, Milan
Riley Matthews, Tel Aviv
Rob Reiner, Tel Aviv
Robert Peary, Carolina
Russel Hobbs, Compton
Steven Spielberg, on waivers
Suzanne Cryer, Sao Paulo
Tom Gugliotta, Baltimore
Tyler Oakley, Cyberspace

Starting Pitchers

Amelia Earhart, Carolina
Anne Lindbergh, Circus
Anne-Sophie Pic, Kansas City
Arthur Chu, Almaty
Bella Hadid, Milan
Borborygmos, Tel Aviv/on waivers
Bregje Heinen, Milan
Bubba Watson, Almaty
Charlie Kelly, Los Angeles
Chris Ballew, Los Angeles
Chuck Norris, Circus
Clara Sesemann, Paddington/on waivers
Dawon, Washington
Demetrius, Stratford
Dennis, Circus
Dikembe Mutombo, Baltimore
Doc Rivers, Baltimore
Dustin Hoffman, Seattle
Erin Wasson, Multiverse
Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, Cyberspace
Fitzgerald Thomas Grant III, Washington
Franziska von Karma, San Jose
Fritz, Washington
Gaylord Nelson, Carolina
Geert Van Hecke, Kansas City
Gemma Ward, Stratford
Gia, Washington
Hank Green, Cyberspace
Henry "Birdie" Bowers, Cyberspace
Isabeli Fontana, Milan
Jacob, Tel Aviv
Jamie Oliver, Kansas City
Jasmia Robinson, Sao Paulo
Jenna Mourey, Cyberspace
Jill Goodacre, Milan
Jim, Paddington
John Cabot, Carolina
John Green, Cyberspace
Josh Klinghoffer, Seattle
Julian Edelman, Tel Aviv
Kate Bock, Milan
Kelly Kapoor, Los Angeles/on waivers
Keranos God of Storms, Multiverse
Kevin Garnett, Baltimore
Knight Who Till Recently Said "Ni!", Circus
Kruphix God of Horizons, Multiverse
Larry Mullen Jr., on waivers
Laura Roslin, Washington
Lenny Wilkens, Baltimore
Leonard Hofstadter, Los Angeles
Melissa Lewis, San Jose
Mindy Lahiri, Los Angeles
Munkustrap, Washington
Nanna Bryndis Hilmarsdottir, Seattle
Nash Grier, Cyberspace
Nathan Drake, Baltimore
Nellie Bly, Carolina
Nightingale, Paddington
Noel Kreiss, San Jose
Old Man Pytheas, Carolina
Olivia Voldaren, Multiverse
Paul Breitner, Kratovo
Paul Rudd, Tel Aviv
Peter, Paddington
Peter Pan, Paddington
Phil Dunphy, Los Angeles
Piglet, Paddington
Quote, Los Angeles/Compton
Rick Santorum, Almaty
Romee Strijd, Milan
Ron Crumpton, Almaty
Ruric Thar the Unbowed, Multiverse
Salt, Compton
Seal, Stratford
Sepp Maier, Kratovo
Sia Kate Isobelle Furler, Seattle
Silumgar the Drifting Death, on waivers
Simba, Almaty
Sting, Seattle
Tai Lung, Compton
Tarox Bladewing, Multiverse
Thomas Keller, Kansas City
Tim the Enchanter, Circus/on waivers
Titania, Stratford
Tobias Andrion, Multiverse
Tom Sawyer, Paddington
Topsfield Sanchu A Little Princess, Almaty
Tupac Shakur, Compton
Umar ibn Al-Khattab, Sao Paulo
William Alan Moore, on waivers
Zach Lavine, Los Angeles

Middle Relievers

Abed Nadir, Los Angeles/on waivers
Bjork Gudmundsdottir, Kratovo/on waivers
Black Knight, Circus
Bobby Flay, Kansas City
Bushwick Bill, Compton
Charles Lincoln Neal III, Cyberspace
DJ Spinderella, on waivers
David DeVore Jr, Cyberspace
Deron Williams, Baltimore
Dr. Horrible, Cyberspace
Eleonora Pons, Los Angeles
Enrique DeLome, Washington
George Herbert Walker Bush, Los Angeles/on waivers
Giacinto Facchetti, Kratovo
Guenhwyvar, Tel Aviv
Ice-T, Compton
Iola Morton, Paddington
Jacob Javits, on waivers
Josh Smith, Baltimore
Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, Sao Paulo
Kelly Rohrbach, on waivers
Laura Chinchilla, on waivers
Lil' Cease, Compton
Maggie Hassan, Sao Paulo
Michelle Monaghan, Milan
Momir Vig, Multiverse
Natalie Joel, Seattle
Rachel, Tel Aviv
Sir Francis Drake, Carolina
Sir Galahad the Pure, Circus
Sir Robin the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, Circus
Snow Queen, Paddington
Stacey Augmon, Baltimore/Los Angeles/on waivers
Surrak Dragonclaw, Stratford/on waivers
Sylvester James Pussycat Sr., Stratford
Thumbelina, Paddington
Tom Beck, on waivers
Ágatha Bednarczuk, Almaty

Relief Pitchers

2D, Seattle
Abel Tasman, Carolina
Al Horford, Baltimore
Alex Dunphy, Los Angeles
Alison Brie, Tel Aviv
Alm-Uncle, Paddington
Alonzo, Compton
Antonello Cuccureddu, Kratovo/Paddington
Arthur King of the Britons, Circus
Ashley Graham, Compton/Los Angeles
Aubie, Carolina
Bill Anders, Carolina
Caleb Seiboth, Stratford
Calico Briggs, Washington
Charlie Duke, Carolina/on waivers
Chord Overstreet, Seattle
Creed Bratton, Los Angeles/on waivers
Dan Aykroyd, Los Angeles/on waivers
Dan Savage, Multiverse
Daphne Groeneveld, Milan
Denny Hamlin, Almaty
Doug E. Fresh, Compton
Dr. Electron Kebebew, San Jose
Dr. Shark Bird, San Jose
Eazy-E, Compton
Ed O'Neill, Sao Paulo
Enrique Ballestrero, Kratovo
Fran Drescher, Kansas City
Frank Borman, on waivers
Fresh Kid Ice, Compton
Friedrich Koncilia, Kratovo
George Cohen, Kratovo
Gian Franco Romagnoli, Kansas City
Gualtiero Marchesi, Kansas City
Guildenstern, Stratford
Hans Brinker, Paddington
Harrison Ford, Tel Aviv
Hathi, Seattle/on waivers
Hermia, on waivers
Howard Stern, Tel Aviv
Huckleberry Finn, Paddington
Itchy, Washington
Jack Black, Tel Aviv
Jack Charlton, Kratovo
Jack Stanton, Washington
Jam Master Jay, Multiverse
Janeane Garofalo, Sao Paulo
Jess Day, Stratford
Jessica Minh Anh, on waivers
Jessica Sanchez, on waivers
Jhoira of the Ghitu, on waivers
Jose Pereira, Carolina
Julia Stegner, Milan
Justin Guarini, Almaty
Karl-Anthony Towns, Baltimore
Keith Richards, on waivers
Khaled Mohamed Khaled, on waivers
Knight Who Says "Ni!", Circus
Kool DJ Red Alert, Sao Paulo
LL Cool J, Compton
Lilly Singh, Cyberspace
Luke Dunphy, Los Angeles
Luther Campbell, Compton
Mac Manc McManx, Kratovo
Mamé Adjei, Milan
Massimiliano Alajmo, Kansas City
Massimo Bottura, Kansas City
Matt Harding, on waivers
Meg Whitman, Almaty
Moses, on waivers
Nath of the Gilt-Leaf, Multiverse
Nick Bottom, Stratford
Nikola Pekovic, Baltimore
Ninni Laaksonen, Circus
Oerba Dia Vanille, San Jose
Olajide Olatunji, on waivers
Patsy, on waivers
Paul Pierce, Baltimore
Player 1, San Jose
Prime Speaker Zegana, Multiverse
Rachel Berry, Kansas City
Raffaele Esposito, Kansas City
Raj Koothrappali, Los Angeles
Real Quiet, Almaty
Rev Run, Seattle
Robin Goodfellow, Stratford
Ronald McDonald, Los Angeles
Roo, Seattle
Rose Bertram, Milan
Rudy Mancuso, Cyberspace
Rumpus Cat, Washington
Ruud Krol, Kratovo
Sandy Koufax, Tel Aviv
Sazh Katzroy, San Jose
Scratchy, Almaty
Sessilee Lopez, Milan
Simply Invincible, Almaty
Sir John Falstaff, on waivers
Sir Lancelot the Brave, Circus
Sora, San Jose
Tim, San Jose
Tim Allen, Sao Paulo
Tim Meadows, Stratford
Toshiro Umezawa, Multiverse
Ubaldo Matildo Fillol, Kratovo
Vicente de Fonseca Lucas, Kratovo
Walter Mondale, Almaty
Will Ferrell, Sao Paulo
Xira Arien, Multiverse
Yasmeen Ghauri, Milan