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SimBase Players, Year 68

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By position: c | 1b | 2b | 3b | ss | lf | cf | rf | sp | mr | rp

2D, rp, Seattle
?uestlove, ss, Carolina

Abel Tasman, rp, Carolina
Adam Schlesinger, lf, Paddington
Adrianne Ho, c, Stratford
Adrien Brody, 1b, Tel Aviv
Al Horford, rp, Baltimore
Alan Greenspan, rp, on waivers
Alex Dunphy, rp, Los Angeles
Alex Kapranos, c, Seattle
Alexa Ray Joel, rf, Milan
Alexis Ren, rp, Milan
Alicia Machado, c, Milan
Alison Brie, rp, Tel Aviv
Allie Brosh, cf, Cyberspace
Alluring Siren, ss, Circus
Alm-Uncle, rp, Paddington
Alonzo, rp, Compton
Alvin Williams, c, Baltimore
Alx James, lf, Cyberspace
Amelia Earhart, sp, Carolina
Amerigo Vespucci, rp, Carolina
Amy Farrah Fowler, 3b, Seattle
Andrew Shepherd, c, on waivers
Andrew Wiggins, cf, Baltimore
Andrzej Iwan, 3b, Kratovo/Compton
Andy Bailey, rf, Los Angeles/on waivers
Angela Hartnett, sp, Kansas City
Angie Harmon, 3b, Carolina
Annaliese Dayes, lf, on waivers
Anne Lindbergh, sp, Circus
Anne Shirley, sp, Paddington
Anne-Sophie Pic, sp, Kansas City
Anthony Thompson, ss, Almaty
Antoine Walker, ss, Kansas City
Artemidorus, sp, on waivers
Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson, c, Circus
Arthur Chu, sp, on waivers
Arthur Figgis, cf, Multiverse
Arthur King of the Britons, rp, Circus
Arthur Wilson One, 1b, Circus
Arthur Wilson Two, lf, Circus
Ashley Graham, rp, Los Angeles
Atarka World Render, lf, Tel Aviv

B.J. Smegma, 3b, Circus
Bartolomeo Dias, 1b, Carolina
Bella Hadid, mr, Milan
Ben Bernanke, sp, Tel Aviv
Ben Kweller, cf, Seattle
Ben Lee, rf, Seattle
Ben Pepper, rf, Kansas City
Benny Fine, ss, Cyberspace
Bernard Dietz, sp, Kratovo
Bill Anders, rp, on waivers
Bill Sharman, ss, Baltimore
Black Knight, mr, Circus
Blastoise, 3b, San Jose
Bob Pettit, c, Baltimore
Bobby Flay, mr, Kansas City
Br'er Bear, ss, on waivers
Br'er Fox, sp, Paddington
Br'er Rabbit, rp, Paddington
Bregje Heinen, sp, Milan
Brion Stoutarm, ss, Multiverse
Bulbasaur, 2b, San Jose
Bushwick Bill, mr, Compton
Busta Rhymes, sp, Compton
Buzz Aldrin, 2b, Carolina
Bárbara Seixas, 2b, Almaty

Calico Briggs, rp, Washington
Cameron Tucker, 2b, Los Angeles
Candace Payne, rf, Kansas City
Candice Huffine, rp, Milan
Cardinal Biggles, ss, Circus
Cardinal Fang, 2b, Circus
Cardinal Ximenez, lf, Circus
Carly Fiorina, rf, Almaty
Carly Rae Jepsen, 1b, Cyberspace
Caroline Channing, 3b, Cyberspace
Carrie Bradshaw, 2b, on waivers
Carstens Borchgrevink, lf, Carolina/on waivers
Casca, cf, Stratford
Casey Weldon, rp, Almaty
Cassius, sp, Stratford
Cat Morgan, cf, Washington
Cedric Bixler-Zavala, mr, Seattle
Charizard, 1b, on waivers
Charles Lincoln Neal III, mr, Cyberspace
Charles Lindbergh, cf, Carolina
Charles Wilkes, rf, on waivers
Charlie Kelly, sp, Los Angeles
Charlotte York, c, Sao Paulo
Chillie Poon, cf, San Jose
China Machado, rf, Milan
Chord Overstreet, rp, Seattle/on waivers
Chris Collingwood, cf, Seattle
Christopher Nolan, ss, Seattle
Christopher Robin, c, Paddington
Chubb Rock, ss, on waivers
Chuck Norris, sp, Circus
Cinna, c, Stratford
Claire Dunphy, c, San Jose
Claire Farron, lf, San Jose
Cliff Hagan, lf, Baltimore
Clive Bixby, c, on waivers
Cloves, 2b, Milan
Colleen Ballinger, sp, Cyberspace
Commodus, mr, Sao Paulo
Conrad Dalton, cf, Washington
Constance Jablonski, rf, Milan
Continuation of a Myth, cf, Almaty
Curly Brace, c, on waivers
Curly Howard, sp, Tel Aviv

DJ Yella, ss, Compton
Dallas Ennema, lf, San Jose
Damon Stoudamire, lf, Baltimore
Dan Savage, rp, Multiverse/on waivers
Daniel Humm, sp, Kansas City/on waivers
Daniel Middleton, ss, Sao Paulo
Danielle Bregoli, c, Cyberspace
Dave Dederer, c, Washington
Dave Navarro, 2b, Seattle
Daveed Diggs, rp, Tel Aviv
David DeVore Jr, mr, Cyberspace
Davide Scabin, sp, Kansas City
Dawon, sp, Washington
Demetrius, sp, Stratford
Denis Mukwege, ss, Almaty
Dennis, sp, on waivers
Deron Williams, mr, Baltimore
Diana Barry, sp, Paddington
Diane Keaton, 2b, Kratovo
Dikembe Mutombo, sp, Baltimore
Dingo, rp, on waivers
Dinsdale Piranha, 1b, Circus
Djamel Zidane, rf, Kratovo
Doby Chrotchtangle, 3b, San Jose
Doc Rivers, sp, Baltimore
Dominique Wilkins, 3b, Baltimore
Doraemon, lf, on waivers
Doug E. Fresh, rp, Compton
Dr. Dre, 2b, Compton
Dr. Electron Kebebew, rp, Circus
Dr. Leo M. Chalupa, rf, San Jose
Dr. Loki Skylizard, 2b, San Jose
Dr. Shark Bird, sp, San Jose
Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, c, Washington
Dres, 2b, Multiverse
Dudu Chili, sp, San Jose
Dustin Hoffman, sp, Seattle
Dylan Marshall, rf, on waivers

Eazy-E, rp, Compton
Ed O'Neill, rp, Sao Paulo
Edmund Hillary, lf, Almaty
Edna Lewis, 2b, on waivers
Eeyore, 1b, Paddington
Ehud ben-Gera, 3b, Sao Paulo
Eleonora Pons, mr, Los Angeles
Elijah, cf, Tel Aviv
Elizabeth Emken, 1b, Almaty
Emanuela de Paula, cf, Milan
Emilia, rp, on waivers
Enrique Ballestrero, rp, Carolina
Enrique DeLome, mr, Washington
Enver Hadziabdic, rp, Kratovo
Enya, cf, Seattle
Erich Von Drygalski, lf, Carolina
Erika Heynatz, ss, Milan
Erin Burnett, ss, Sao Paulo
Ernest Shackleton, rf, Carolina
Ertai Wizard Adept, rf, Multiverse
Esau, 3b, Tel Aviv
Eugene Kranz, ss, Carolina
Experiment Kraj, 3b, Paddington

Felicia Day, mr, Cyberspace
Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, sp, Cyberspace
Fenton Hardy, lf, Carolina
Ferdinand Magellan, lf, Kratovo
Fitzgerald Thomas Grant III, sp, Washington
Flavious Coffee, sp, San Jose
Foxes, ss, Seattle
Fran, 2b, Los Angeles
Fran Drescher, rp, Kansas City
Francis Drake, ss, Carolina/Los Angeles
Francis J. Underwood, c, Washington
Franco Baresi, rp, Kratovo
Franco Causio, 3b, Kratovo
Frank Hardy, 1b, Paddington
Frank Langella, ss, Sao Paulo
Fred Durst, 1b, Stratford
Fresh Kid Ice, sp, Multiverse
Friedrich Koncilia, rp, Kratovo
Fxjkhr, rf, Washington

Gaby Dunn, 1b, Cyberspace
Gaddock Teeg, c, on waivers
Garrett Walker, rp, Washington
Gaylord Nelson, sp, on waivers
Geert Van Hecke, sp, Kansas City
Geist of Saint Traft, rf, Paddington
Gemma Ward, rp, Stratford
George Cohen, rp, Kratovo
George Gershwin, 2b, on waivers
Gertrude, cf, Sao Paulo
Gia, sp, Washington
Giacinto Facchetti, mr, Kratovo
Gian Franco Romagnoli, rp, Kansas City
Gianfranco Chiarini, cf, on waivers
Gil Eanes, lf, Carolina
Gil Thorpe, rp, Los Angeles
Gisela Blade of Goldnight, cf, Multiverse
Godfrey Sithole, 2b, San Jose
Grace Helbig, cf, Cyberspace
Grand Arbiter Augustin IV, 1b, Baltimore
Gretel Brinker, c, Multiverse
Grimalkin, c, Sao Paulo
Gualtiero Marchesi, rp, Kansas City/Sao Paulo
Guenhwyvar, sp, Tel Aviv
Guildenstern, rp, Stratford
Guillermo Mendizabal Sanchez, lf, Kratovo
Guy Savoy, c, Kansas City

Haley Dunphy, cf, Los Angeles
Halsey, 3b, Seattle
Hamlet, 2b, Stratford
Hank Green, sp, Cyberspace
Hans Brinker, rp, Paddington
Harrison Ford, rp, Tel Aviv
Havoc, c, Compton
Heidi, ss, Paddington
Heinz Beck, lf, Kansas City/on waivers
Heinz Winkler, 2b, Tel Aviv
Helena, lf, Stratford
Henri Michel, ss, Kratovo
Henry "Birdie" Bowers, sp, Seattle/on waivers
Henry Cabot Lodge, c, on waivers
Henry Wensleydale, 3b, Tel Aviv
Hillel Slovak, lf, Seattle
Hippolyta, 3b, Stratford
Hristo Bonev, rf, Kansas City
Huckleberry Finn, rp, Paddington

Iago, cf, Stratford
Ice Cube, cf, Compton
Ice-T, mr, Compton
Idina Menzel, cf, Kansas City
India Gants, rp, Milan
Iola Morton, mr, Paddington
Isabeli Fontana, rp, on waivers
Iskra Lawrence, c, Los Angeles
Isla Fisher, 1b, Tel Aviv
Itchy, rp, Washington

Jack Charlton, rp, Kratovo
Jacob, mr, Tel Aviv
Jacques Cartier, 3b, Carolina/on waivers
Jacques Pic, ss, Kansas City
Jacques le Vert, sp, on waivers
Jake Gyllenhaal, cf, Tel Aviv
Jam Master Jay, rp, Compton/Kansas City
James Cook, c, Carolina/on waivers
Jamie Oliver, sp, Kansas City
Janeane Garofalo, rp, Sao Paulo
Jasmia Robinson, sp, Sao Paulo
Jean-Georges Vongerichten, lf, Kansas City/Compton
Jean-Ralphio Saperstein, 1b, on waivers
Jeff Garlin, c, on waivers
Jenna Mourey, sp, Cyberspace
Jennifer Lawrence, cf, Kratovo
Jeremy Renner, 3b, Stratford
Jess Day, rp, Stratford
Jill Goodacre, sp, Seattle
Jim, sp, Paddington
Jim Furyk, 3b, Almaty
Jim Lovell, 2b, Carolina
Jiro Ono, ss, Kansas City
Joao Justino Amaral dos Santos, rp, Kratovo
Joe Johnson, c, Baltimore
Joel Pepper, c, Los Angeles
John Cabot, sp, Carolina
John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., ss, Sao Paulo
John Green, sp, Cyberspace
John Slattery, 3b, Sao Paulo/Kansas City
Johnny Gentle, ss, Washington
Johnny Rep, lf, Kratovo
Jose Pereira, rp, Carolina/on waivers
Joseph, 1b, on waivers
Joseph Favre, rf, on waivers
Josh Klinghoffer, sp, Seattle
Josh Smith, mr, Baltimore
Josiah Edward Bartlet, sp, Washington
Joules Scott-Key, rp, Seattle
Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, mr, Sao Paulo
Jules Cobb, ss, Los Angeles
Julia Stegner, rp, Milan
Julian Edelman, sp, Kratovo
Julianna, rf, on waivers
Justin Bieber, rf, Compton
Justin Guarini, rp, Almaty

Kanga, ss, Kansas City
Karl-Anthony Towns, rp, Baltimore
Kate Bock, sp, Milan
Kelly Gale, lf, on waivers
Ken Andrews, ss, Los Angeles
Kenneth Parcell, lf, Baltimore
Keranos God of Storms, sp, Multiverse
Kesha Rose Sebert, lf, Seattle
Kevin Garnett, sp, Baltimore
Kevin Love, lf, Baltimore
King of Swamp Castle, sp, Circus
Knight Who Says "Ni!", rp, Circus
Knight Who Till Recently Said "Ni!", sp, Circus
Kool DJ Red Alert, rp, Sao Paulo
Kotick, 2b, Paddington
Kree Harrison, c, Almaty
Kyle Korver, 1b, Baltimore

LL Cool J, rp, Stratford/Multiverse
Lais Ribero, rf, Milan
Laura Imbruglia, rf, on waivers
Leif Ericcson, 1b, Carolina
Leila Goldkuhl, ss, on waivers
Lenny Wilkens, sp, Baltimore
Leonard Hofstadter, sp, Los Angeles
Let's Get Ready To Rumble, cf, Almaty
Lil' Cease, mr, Circus
Lilly Singh, rp, Cyberspace
Lily Tucker-Pritchett, mr, Los Angeles
Lisa Simpson, 1b, Washington
Little Mermaid, rf, Circus
Liz Lemon, c, Compton
Long John Silver, c, on waivers
Luke Dunphy, rp, on waivers
Luther Campbell, rp, Compton

MC Ren, 1b, Compton
Mac Manc McManx, rp, Kratovo
Maggie Hassan, mr, Sao Paulo
Mamé Adjei, rp, Milan
Mandy Patinkin, ss, Tel Aviv
Manmeet Colon, c, San Jose
Marilla Cuthbert, lf, on waivers
Mario Kempes, c, on waivers
Mark Fischbach, cf, Cyberspace
Marshall Faulk, sp, on waivers
Massimiliano Alajmo, rp, Kansas City
Massimo Bottura, rp, Kansas City
Masta Ace, 3b, Compton/Carolina
Matt Kowalski, rf, Carolina
Matthew Cuthbert, c, Multiverse
Max Black, c, Milan
Mays Gilliam, rf, Stratford
Meg Whitman, rp, Almaty
Megan Gale, 1b, Milan
Michael Cassio, lf, Stratford
Michael Landon, cf, Sao Paulo
Michel Platini, c, on waivers
Michel Troisgrois, lf, Kansas City
Michelle Monaghan, mr, Milan
Miguel Bernardo Bianquetti, sp, Kratovo
Milka Duno, 3b, Milan
Mindy Lahiri, sp, Los Angeles
Mister Blue Sky, c, Almaty
Misty K. Snow, 3b, Almaty
Mitchell Pritchett, cf, Los Angeles
Moe Howard, lf, Tel Aviv
Momir Vig, mr, Multiverse
Mookie Blaylock, cf, Compton/Kansas City
Morgan Fey, ss, San Jose
Morris Peterson, lf, Baltimore
Munkustrap, sp, Washington
Murdoc Niccals, 1b, Seattle
Myla Dalbesio, rf, Paddington

Nagaina, 3b, Kansas City
Nash Grier, sp, on waivers
Natalie Galkina, 1b, Cyberspace
Natalie Joel, mr, on waivers
Natalie Portman, rf, Tel Aviv
Nath of the Gilt-Leaf, rp, Multiverse
Nathan Drake, sp, Stratford
Nathan Kress, ss, Stratford
Nejib Ghommidh, 3b, Los Angeles
Nestor Combin, 2b, Kratovo
Nikola Pekovic, rp, Baltimore
Niv-Mizzet the Firemind, c, Multiverse
Noah Daniels, 2b, Washington
Noel Kreiss, sp, on waivers
Noodle, 3b, Sao Paulo
Notorious B.I.G., lf, Compton

Oerba Dia Vanille, rp, on waivers
Oerba Yun Fang, cf, San Jose
Old Man Pytheas, sp, Carolina
Ole Lukoje, c, Stratford
Olivia Voldaren, sp, Compton
Onno Hoes, c, San Jose

Paolo Rossi, 3b, Kansas City/Compton
Pat Buchanan, 2b, Almaty
Pat Jennings, sp, Kratovo
Paul Breitner, sp, Kratovo
Paul Palmer, sp, Almaty
Paul Rudd, sp, Tel Aviv
Peaches, c, Seattle
Penelope Pussycat, ss, Washington
Pepa, 2b, Multiverse
Pepe the Frog, lf, Washington
Pepper Saltzman, lf, Los Angeles
Pete Conrad, cf, Carolina
Pete Maravich, ss, Baltimore
Peter, sp, Paddington
Peter Finch, 3b, Multiverse
Peter Pan, sp, on waivers
Pharika God of Affliction, lf, Los Angeles
Phil Dunphy, sp, Los Angeles
Philip DeFranco Jr., 2b, Cyberspace
Piglet, sp, Paddington
Player 1, rp, on waivers
Polly Pepper, rf, on waivers
Polonius, ss, Stratford
Pope Francis, cf, Almaty
Prime Speaker Zegana, rp, Multiverse
Prince Herbert, sp, Circus
Priyanka Chopra, cf, Milan
Prodigy, 1b, Compton
Professor Hackle, lf, Washington
Puff Daddy, ss, Compton

Quote, sp, Compton

Rachel, mr, Tel Aviv
Rachel Berry, rp, Kansas City/Sao Paulo
Rachel Menken, 2b, on waivers
Rafi Fine, cf, on waivers
Rainer Shine, c, Los Angeles
Raj Koothrappali, rp, Los Angeles
Ramirez DePietro, cf, Multiverse
Randall Munroe, ss, Cyberspace
Ranjit Singh, cf, Multiverse
Real Quiet, rp, Almaty
Rebecca Gayheart, lf, Milan
Rev Run, rp, Seattle
Rhett James McLaughlin, ss, Cyberspace
Rick Santorum, sp, Almaty
Ricky Rubio, sp, Baltimore
Rikki Tikki Tavi, c, Seattle
Riley Matthews, rf, Stratford
Rob Reiner, c, Tel Aviv
Rob Schneider, 2b, Tel Aviv
Robert Patrick, 1b, Sao Paulo
Robert Peary, rf, Carolina
Robin Goodfellow, rp, Stratford/on waivers
Rocket Ismail, rp, Almaty
Rodney Peete, lf, on waivers
Roger the Shrubber, rp, Circus
Romee Strijd, sp, Milan
Ron Crumpton, sp, Almaty
Ronald McDonald, rp, Los Angeles
Roo, rp, Seattle
Rose Bertram, sp, Milan
Ross, lf, Sao Paulo
Rudy Mancuso, rp, Cyberspace
Rumpus Cat, rp, Washington
Russel Hobbs, rf, Compton
Ruud Krol, rp, Kratovo
Ryan Stone, c, Los Angeles

Sacha Baron Cohen, c, on waivers
Saint Schwing, mr, San Jose
Salt, sp, Multiverse
Sam Mitchell, rp, on waivers
Sammy Griner, 2b, on waivers
Samuel Champlain, sp, Carolina
Sandy Irvine, c, Carolina
Sandy Koufax, rp, Tel Aviv
Sara Foster, ss, Milan
Sarabi, cf, Washington
Sarah Michelle Gellar, rp, Tel Aviv
Sarah Silverman, c, Kansas City
Sazh Katzroy, rp, San Jose
Seal, sp, Stratford
Selina Meyer, cf, Los Angeles
Sepp Maier, sp, Kratovo
Serah Farron, cf, San Jose
Sessilee Lopez, rp, Milan
Seth Green, 2b, Tel Aviv
Seth Rogen, rp, Sao Paulo
Seán William McLoughlin, cf, Cyberspace
Sheila Broflovski, 3b, Tel Aviv
Shemp Howard, ss, Tel Aviv
Shitavious Cook, mr, San Jose
Shock G, 2b, Compton
Sia Kate Isobelle Furler, sp, Seattle/Stratford
Simba, sp, Almaty/Seattle
Simply Invincible, rp, Almaty
Sir Francis Drake, mr, Carolina
Sir Galahad the Pure, mr, Circus
Sir Lancelot the Brave, rp, Circus
Sir Robin the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, mr, Circus
Sivitri Scarzam, mr, Multiverse
Slender Man, lf, Cyberspace
Smieragatto, 2b, Sao Paulo
Snow Queen, mr, Paddington
Sora, rp, San Jose
Spud Webb, lf, Baltimore
Stelmaria, lf, Washington
Stephon Marbury, c, Carolina
Sting, sp, Seattle
Suki Waterhouse, 2b, Milan
Sunday Silence, 2b, Washington
Suzanne Cryer, cf, Sao Paulo
Sygg River Cutthroat, 3b, on waivers
Sylvester James Pussycat Sr., mr, Stratford/Seattle

Taco B.M. Monster, 1b, San Jose
Tai Lung, sp, Compton
Tarox Bladewing, sp, Multiverse
Tenzing Norgay, ss, Carolina
Tevye, lf, Circus
Teysa Orzhov Scion, c, Paddington
The Gitrog Monster, ss, Multiverse
Theseus, lf, Stratford
Thomas J. Whitmore, 3b, Washington
Thomas Keller, sp, Kansas City
Thumbelina, mr, Paddington
Thuu, cf, Circus
Tillman Buttersack, lf, San Jose
Tim, rp, San Jose
Tim Allen, rp, Sao Paulo
Tim Meadows, rp, Stratford
Tinker Bell, ss, on waivers
Titania, sp, Stratford
Tobias Andrion, sp, Multiverse
Tolsimir Wolfblood, 1b, Multiverse
Tom Gugliotta, rf, on waivers
Tom Sawyer, sp, Paddington
Tommy Heinsohn, 2b, on waivers
Topsfield Sanchu A Little Princess, sp, Almaty
Toshiro Umezawa, rp, Multiverse
Tre McKitty, sp, San Jose
Trey Parker, rp, on waivers
Troye Sivan Mellet, 2b, Cyberspace
Tupac Shakur, sp, Compton
Tyler Oakley, rf, Cyberspace

Ubaldo Matildo Fillol, rp, Kratovo/on waivers
Ugly Duckling, 3b, Paddington
Umar ibn Al-Khattab, sp, Multiverse/on waivers
Uncle Remus, rp, on waivers

Valeriano Weyler, ss, Washington
Vanilla Dong, rp, San Jose
Vanilla Ice, lf, Compton/Kratovo
Vhati il-Dal, cf, Multiverse
Vicente de Fonseca Lucas, rp, Kratovo
Vince Carter, sp, Baltimore
Vince Gilligan, 2b, Sao Paulo
Vincent D'Onofrio, ss, Sao Paulo/Kansas City

Wally Szczerbiak, 2b, Baltimore
Walter Mondale, rp, Almaty
Will Ferrell, rp, Sao Paulo
Winnie the Pooh, cf, Paddington
Wolf, cf, Paddington

Xira Arien, rp, Multiverse

Yali, cf, Stratford
Young MC, ss, Compton

Zach Lavine, sp, Los Angeles
Zach Rogue, rf, Seattle
Zbigniew Boniek, 1b, Kratovo
Zoot, mr, Circus
Ágatha Bednarczuk, mr, Almaty

By position

Catchers

Adrianne Ho, Stratford
Alex Kapranos, Seattle
Alicia Machado, Milan
Alvin Williams, Baltimore
Andrew Shepherd, on waivers
Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson, Circus
Bob Pettit, Baltimore
Charlotte York, Sao Paulo
Christopher Robin, Paddington
Cinna, Stratford
Claire Dunphy, San Jose
Clive Bixby, on waivers
Curly Brace, on waivers
Danielle Bregoli, Cyberspace
Dave Dederer, Washington
Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, Washington
Francis J. Underwood, Washington
Gaddock Teeg, on waivers
Gretel Brinker, Multiverse
Grimalkin, Sao Paulo
Guy Savoy, Kansas City
Havoc, Compton
Henry Cabot Lodge, on waivers
Iskra Lawrence, Los Angeles
James Cook, Carolina/on waivers
Jeff Garlin, on waivers
Joe Johnson, Baltimore
Joel Pepper, Los Angeles
Kree Harrison, Almaty
Liz Lemon, Compton
Long John Silver, on waivers
Manmeet Colon, San Jose
Mario Kempes, on waivers
Matthew Cuthbert, Multiverse
Max Black, Milan
Michel Platini, on waivers
Mister Blue Sky, Almaty
Niv-Mizzet the Firemind, Multiverse
Ole Lukoje, Stratford
Onno Hoes, San Jose
Peaches, Seattle
Rainer Shine, Los Angeles
Rikki Tikki Tavi, Seattle
Rob Reiner, Tel Aviv
Ryan Stone, Los Angeles
Sacha Baron Cohen, on waivers
Sandy Irvine, Carolina
Sarah Silverman, Kansas City
Stephon Marbury, Carolina
Teysa Orzhov Scion, Paddington

First Basemen

Adrien Brody, Tel Aviv
Arthur Wilson One, Circus
Bartolomeo Dias, Carolina
Carly Rae Jepsen, Cyberspace
Charizard, on waivers
Dinsdale Piranha, Circus
Eeyore, Paddington
Elizabeth Emken, Almaty
Frank Hardy, Paddington
Fred Durst, Stratford
Gaby Dunn, Cyberspace
Grand Arbiter Augustin IV, Baltimore
Isla Fisher, Tel Aviv
Jean-Ralphio Saperstein, on waivers
Joseph, on waivers
Kyle Korver, Baltimore
Leif Ericcson, Carolina
Lisa Simpson, Washington
MC Ren, Compton
Megan Gale, Milan
Murdoc Niccals, Seattle
Natalie Galkina, Cyberspace
Prodigy, Compton
Robert Patrick, Sao Paulo
Taco B.M. Monster, San Jose
Tolsimir Wolfblood, Multiverse
Zbigniew Boniek, Kratovo

Second Basemen

Bulbasaur, San Jose
Buzz Aldrin, Carolina
Bárbara Seixas, Almaty
Cameron Tucker, Los Angeles
Cardinal Fang, Circus
Carrie Bradshaw, on waivers
Cloves, Milan
Dave Navarro, Seattle
Diane Keaton, Kratovo
Dr. Dre, Compton
Dr. Loki Skylizard, San Jose
Dres, Multiverse
Edna Lewis, on waivers
Fran, Los Angeles
George Gershwin, on waivers
Godfrey Sithole, San Jose
Hamlet, Stratford
Heinz Winkler, Tel Aviv
Jim Lovell, Carolina
Kotick, Paddington
Nestor Combin, Kratovo
Noah Daniels, Washington
Pat Buchanan, Almaty
Pepa, Multiverse
Philip DeFranco Jr., Cyberspace
Rachel Menken, on waivers
Rob Schneider, Tel Aviv
Sammy Griner, on waivers
Seth Green, Tel Aviv
Shock G, Compton
Smieragatto, Sao Paulo
Suki Waterhouse, Milan
Sunday Silence, Washington
Tommy Heinsohn, on waivers
Troye Sivan Mellet, Cyberspace
Vince Gilligan, Sao Paulo
Wally Szczerbiak, Baltimore

Third Basemen

Amy Farrah Fowler, Seattle
Andrzej Iwan, Kratovo/Compton
Angie Harmon, Carolina
B.J. Smegma, Circus
Blastoise, San Jose
Caroline Channing, Cyberspace
Doby Chrotchtangle, San Jose
Dominique Wilkins, Baltimore
Ehud ben-Gera, Sao Paulo
Esau, Tel Aviv
Experiment Kraj, Paddington
Franco Causio, Kratovo
Halsey, Seattle
Henry Wensleydale, Tel Aviv
Hippolyta, Stratford
Jacques Cartier, Carolina/on waivers
Jeremy Renner, Stratford
Jim Furyk, Almaty
John Slattery, Sao Paulo/Kansas City
Masta Ace, Compton/Carolina
Milka Duno, Milan
Misty K. Snow, Almaty
Nagaina, Kansas City
Nejib Ghommidh, Los Angeles
Noodle, Sao Paulo
Paolo Rossi, Kansas City/Compton
Peter Finch, Multiverse
Sheila Broflovski, Tel Aviv
Sygg River Cutthroat, on waivers
Thomas J. Whitmore, Washington
Ugly Duckling, Paddington

Shortstops

?uestlove, Carolina
Alluring Siren, Circus
Anthony Thompson, Almaty
Antoine Walker, Kansas City
Benny Fine, Cyberspace
Bill Sharman, Baltimore
Br'er Bear, on waivers
Brion Stoutarm, Multiverse
Cardinal Biggles, Circus
Christopher Nolan, Seattle
Chubb Rock, on waivers
DJ Yella, Compton
Daniel Middleton, Sao Paulo
Denis Mukwege, Almaty
Erika Heynatz, Milan
Erin Burnett, Sao Paulo
Eugene Kranz, Carolina
Foxes, Seattle
Francis Drake, Carolina/Los Angeles
Frank Langella, Sao Paulo
Heidi, Paddington
Henri Michel, Kratovo
Jacques Pic, Kansas City
Jiro Ono, Kansas City
John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., Sao Paulo
Johnny Gentle, Washington
Jules Cobb, Los Angeles
Kanga, Kansas City
Ken Andrews, Los Angeles
Leila Goldkuhl, on waivers
Mandy Patinkin, Tel Aviv
Morgan Fey, San Jose
Nathan Kress, Stratford
Penelope Pussycat, Washington
Pete Maravich, Baltimore
Polonius, Stratford
Puff Daddy, Compton
Randall Munroe, Cyberspace
Rhett James McLaughlin, Cyberspace
Sara Foster, Milan
Shemp Howard, Tel Aviv
Tenzing Norgay, Carolina
The Gitrog Monster, Multiverse
Tinker Bell, on waivers
Valeriano Weyler, Washington
Vincent D'Onofrio, Sao Paulo/Kansas City
Young MC, Compton

Left Fielders

Adam Schlesinger, Paddington
Alx James, Cyberspace
Annaliese Dayes, on waivers
Arthur Wilson Two, Circus
Atarka World Render, Tel Aviv
Cardinal Ximenez, Circus
Carstens Borchgrevink, Carolina/on waivers
Claire Farron, San Jose
Cliff Hagan, Baltimore
Dallas Ennema, San Jose
Damon Stoudamire, Baltimore
Doraemon, on waivers
Edmund Hillary, Almaty
Erich Von Drygalski, Carolina
Fenton Hardy, Carolina
Ferdinand Magellan, Kratovo
Gil Eanes, Carolina
Guillermo Mendizabal Sanchez, Kratovo
Heinz Beck, Kansas City/on waivers
Helena, Stratford
Hillel Slovak, Seattle
Jean-Georges Vongerichten, Kansas City/Compton
Johnny Rep, Kratovo
Kelly Gale, on waivers
Kenneth Parcell, Baltimore
Kesha Rose Sebert, Seattle
Kevin Love, Baltimore
Marilla Cuthbert, on waivers
Michael Cassio, Stratford
Michel Troisgrois, Kansas City
Moe Howard, Tel Aviv
Morris Peterson, Baltimore
Notorious B.I.G., Compton
Pepe the Frog, Washington
Pepper Saltzman, Los Angeles
Pharika God of Affliction, Los Angeles
Professor Hackle, Washington
Rebecca Gayheart, Milan
Rodney Peete, on waivers
Ross, Sao Paulo
Slender Man, Cyberspace
Spud Webb, Baltimore
Stelmaria, Washington
Tevye, Circus
Theseus, Stratford
Tillman Buttersack, San Jose
Vanilla Ice, Compton/Kratovo

Center Fielders

Allie Brosh, Cyberspace
Andrew Wiggins, Baltimore
Arthur Figgis, Multiverse
Ben Kweller, Seattle
Casca, Stratford
Cat Morgan, Washington
Charles Lindbergh, Carolina
Chillie Poon, San Jose
Chris Collingwood, Seattle
Conrad Dalton, Washington
Continuation of a Myth, Almaty
Elijah, Tel Aviv
Emanuela de Paula, Milan
Enya, Seattle
Gertrude, Sao Paulo
Gianfranco Chiarini, on waivers
Gisela Blade of Goldnight, Multiverse
Grace Helbig, Cyberspace
Haley Dunphy, Los Angeles
Iago, Stratford
Ice Cube, Compton
Idina Menzel, Kansas City
Jake Gyllenhaal, Tel Aviv
Jennifer Lawrence, Kratovo
Let's Get Ready To Rumble, Almaty
Mark Fischbach, Cyberspace
Michael Landon, Sao Paulo
Mitchell Pritchett, Los Angeles
Mookie Blaylock, Compton/Kansas City
Oerba Yun Fang, San Jose
Pete Conrad, Carolina
Pope Francis, Almaty
Priyanka Chopra, Milan
Rafi Fine, on waivers
Ramirez DePietro, Multiverse
Ranjit Singh, Multiverse
Sarabi, Washington
Selina Meyer, Los Angeles
Serah Farron, San Jose
Seán William McLoughlin, Cyberspace
Suzanne Cryer, Sao Paulo
Thuu, Circus
Vhati il-Dal, Multiverse
Winnie the Pooh, Paddington
Wolf, Paddington
Yali, Stratford

Right Fielders

Alexa Ray Joel, Milan
Andy Bailey, Los Angeles/on waivers
Ben Lee, Seattle
Ben Pepper, Kansas City
Candace Payne, Kansas City
Carly Fiorina, Almaty
Charles Wilkes, on waivers
China Machado, Milan
Constance Jablonski, Milan
Djamel Zidane, Kratovo
Dr. Leo M. Chalupa, San Jose
Dylan Marshall, on waivers
Ernest Shackleton, Carolina
Ertai Wizard Adept, Multiverse
Fxjkhr, Washington
Geist of Saint Traft, Paddington
Hristo Bonev, Kansas City
Joseph Favre, on waivers
Julianna, on waivers
Justin Bieber, Compton
Lais Ribero, Milan
Laura Imbruglia, on waivers
Little Mermaid, Circus
Matt Kowalski, Carolina
Mays Gilliam, Stratford
Myla Dalbesio, Paddington
Natalie Portman, Tel Aviv
Polly Pepper, on waivers
Riley Matthews, Stratford
Robert Peary, Carolina
Russel Hobbs, Compton
Tom Gugliotta, on waivers
Tyler Oakley, Cyberspace
Zach Rogue, Seattle

Starting Pitchers

Amelia Earhart, Carolina
Angela Hartnett, Kansas City
Anne Lindbergh, Circus
Anne Shirley, Paddington
Anne-Sophie Pic, Kansas City
Artemidorus, on waivers
Arthur Chu, on waivers
Ben Bernanke, Tel Aviv
Bernard Dietz, Kratovo
Br'er Fox, Paddington
Bregje Heinen, Milan
Busta Rhymes, Compton
Cassius, Stratford
Charlie Kelly, Los Angeles
Chuck Norris, Circus
Colleen Ballinger, Cyberspace
Curly Howard, Tel Aviv
Daniel Humm, Kansas City/on waivers
Davide Scabin, Kansas City
Dawon, Washington
Demetrius, Stratford
Dennis, on waivers
Diana Barry, Paddington
Dikembe Mutombo, Baltimore
Doc Rivers, Baltimore
Dr. Shark Bird, San Jose
Dudu Chili, San Jose
Dustin Hoffman, Seattle
Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, Cyberspace
Fitzgerald Thomas Grant III, Washington
Flavious Coffee, San Jose
Fresh Kid Ice, Multiverse
Gaylord Nelson, on waivers
Geert Van Hecke, Kansas City
Gia, Washington
Guenhwyvar, Tel Aviv
Hank Green, Cyberspace
Henry "Birdie" Bowers, Seattle/on waivers
Jacques le Vert, on waivers
Jamie Oliver, Kansas City
Jasmia Robinson, Sao Paulo
Jenna Mourey, Cyberspace
Jill Goodacre, Seattle
Jim, Paddington
John Cabot, Carolina
John Green, Cyberspace
Josh Klinghoffer, Seattle
Josiah Edward Bartlet, Washington
Julian Edelman, Kratovo
Kate Bock, Milan
Keranos God of Storms, Multiverse
Kevin Garnett, Baltimore
King of Swamp Castle, Circus
Knight Who Till Recently Said "Ni!", Circus
Lenny Wilkens, Baltimore
Leonard Hofstadter, Los Angeles
Marshall Faulk, on waivers
Miguel Bernardo Bianquetti, Kratovo
Mindy Lahiri, Los Angeles
Munkustrap, Washington
Nash Grier, on waivers
Nathan Drake, Stratford
Noel Kreiss, on waivers
Old Man Pytheas, Carolina
Olivia Voldaren, Compton
Pat Jennings, Kratovo
Paul Breitner, Kratovo
Paul Palmer, Almaty
Paul Rudd, Tel Aviv
Peter, Paddington
Peter Pan, on waivers
Phil Dunphy, Los Angeles
Piglet, Paddington
Prince Herbert, Circus
Quote, Compton
Rick Santorum, Almaty
Ricky Rubio, Baltimore
Romee Strijd, Milan
Ron Crumpton, Almaty
Rose Bertram, Milan
Salt, Multiverse
Samuel Champlain, Carolina
Seal, Stratford
Sepp Maier, Kratovo
Sia Kate Isobelle Furler, Seattle/Stratford
Simba, Almaty/Seattle
Sting, Seattle
Tai Lung, Compton
Tarox Bladewing, Multiverse
Thomas Keller, Kansas City
Titania, Stratford
Tobias Andrion, Multiverse
Tom Sawyer, Paddington
Topsfield Sanchu A Little Princess, Almaty
Tre McKitty, San Jose
Tupac Shakur, Compton
Umar ibn Al-Khattab, Multiverse/on waivers
Vince Carter, Baltimore
Zach Lavine, Los Angeles

Middle Relievers

Bella Hadid, Milan
Black Knight, Circus
Bobby Flay, Kansas City
Bushwick Bill, Compton
Cedric Bixler-Zavala, Seattle
Charles Lincoln Neal III, Cyberspace
Commodus, Sao Paulo
David DeVore Jr, Cyberspace
Deron Williams, Baltimore
Eleonora Pons, Los Angeles
Enrique DeLome, Washington
Felicia Day, Cyberspace
Giacinto Facchetti, Kratovo
Ice-T, Compton
Iola Morton, Paddington
Jacob, Tel Aviv
Josh Smith, Baltimore
Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, Sao Paulo
Lil' Cease, Circus
Lily Tucker-Pritchett, Los Angeles
Maggie Hassan, Sao Paulo
Michelle Monaghan, Milan
Momir Vig, Multiverse
Natalie Joel, on waivers
Rachel, Tel Aviv
Saint Schwing, San Jose
Shitavious Cook, San Jose
Sir Francis Drake, Carolina
Sir Galahad the Pure, Circus
Sir Robin the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, Circus
Sivitri Scarzam, Multiverse
Snow Queen, Paddington
Sylvester James Pussycat Sr., Stratford/Seattle
Thumbelina, Paddington
Zoot, Circus
Ágatha Bednarczuk, Almaty

Relief Pitchers

2D, Seattle
Abel Tasman, Carolina
Al Horford, Baltimore
Alan Greenspan, on waivers
Alex Dunphy, Los Angeles
Alexis Ren, Milan
Alison Brie, Tel Aviv
Alm-Uncle, Paddington
Alonzo, Compton
Amerigo Vespucci, Carolina
Arthur King of the Britons, Circus
Ashley Graham, Los Angeles
Bill Anders, on waivers
Br'er Rabbit, Paddington
Calico Briggs, Washington
Candice Huffine, Milan
Casey Weldon, Almaty
Chord Overstreet, Seattle/on waivers
Dan Savage, Multiverse/on waivers
Daveed Diggs, Tel Aviv
Dingo, on waivers
Doug E. Fresh, Compton
Dr. Electron Kebebew, Circus
Eazy-E, Compton
Ed O'Neill, Sao Paulo
Emilia, on waivers
Enrique Ballestrero, Carolina
Enver Hadziabdic, Kratovo
Fran Drescher, Kansas City
Franco Baresi, Kratovo
Friedrich Koncilia, Kratovo
Garrett Walker, Washington
Gemma Ward, Stratford
George Cohen, Kratovo
Gian Franco Romagnoli, Kansas City
Gil Thorpe, Los Angeles
Gualtiero Marchesi, Kansas City/Sao Paulo
Guildenstern, Stratford
Hans Brinker, Paddington
Harrison Ford, Tel Aviv
Huckleberry Finn, Paddington
India Gants, Milan
Isabeli Fontana, on waivers
Itchy, Washington
Jack Charlton, Kratovo
Jam Master Jay, Compton/Kansas City
Janeane Garofalo, Sao Paulo
Jess Day, Stratford
Joao Justino Amaral dos Santos, Kratovo
Jose Pereira, Carolina/on waivers
Joules Scott-Key, Seattle
Julia Stegner, Milan
Justin Guarini, Almaty
Karl-Anthony Towns, Baltimore
Knight Who Says "Ni!", Circus
Kool DJ Red Alert, Sao Paulo
LL Cool J, Stratford/Multiverse
Lilly Singh, Cyberspace
Luke Dunphy, on waivers
Luther Campbell, Compton
Mac Manc McManx, Kratovo
Mamé Adjei, Milan
Massimiliano Alajmo, Kansas City
Massimo Bottura, Kansas City
Meg Whitman, Almaty
Nath of the Gilt-Leaf, Multiverse
Nikola Pekovic, Baltimore
Oerba Dia Vanille, on waivers
Player 1, on waivers
Prime Speaker Zegana, Multiverse
Rachel Berry, Kansas City/Sao Paulo
Raj Koothrappali, Los Angeles
Real Quiet, Almaty
Rev Run, Seattle
Robin Goodfellow, Stratford/on waivers
Rocket Ismail, Almaty
Roger the Shrubber, Circus
Ronald McDonald, Los Angeles
Roo, Seattle
Rudy Mancuso, Cyberspace
Rumpus Cat, Washington
Ruud Krol, Kratovo
Sam Mitchell, on waivers
Sandy Koufax, Tel Aviv
Sarah Michelle Gellar, Tel Aviv
Sazh Katzroy, San Jose
Sessilee Lopez, Milan
Seth Rogen, Sao Paulo
Simply Invincible, Almaty
Sir Lancelot the Brave, Circus
Sora, San Jose
Tim, San Jose
Tim Allen, Sao Paulo
Tim Meadows, Stratford
Toshiro Umezawa, Multiverse
Trey Parker, on waivers
Ubaldo Matildo Fillol, Kratovo/on waivers
Uncle Remus, on waivers
Vanilla Dong, San Jose
Vicente de Fonseca Lucas, Kratovo
Walter Mondale, Almaty
Will Ferrell, Sao Paulo
Xira Arien, Multiverse