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SimBase Players, Year 68
By name: A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M | N | O | P | Q | R | S | T | U | V | W | X | Y | Z
By position: c | 1b | 2b | 3b | ss | lf | cf | rf | sp | mr | rp
A
- Abel Tasman, rp, Carolina
- Adam Schlesinger, lf, Paddington
- Adrianne Ho, c, Stratford
- Adrien Brody, 1b, Tel Aviv
- Al Horford, rp, Baltimore
- Alan Greenspan, rp, on waivers
- Alex Dunphy, rp, Los Angeles
- Alex Kapranos, c, Seattle
- Alexa Ray Joel, rf, Milan
- Alexis Ren, rp, Milan
- Alicia Machado, c, Milan
- Alison Brie, rp, Tel Aviv
- Allie Brosh, cf, Cyberspace
- Alluring Siren, ss, Circus
- Alm-Uncle, rp, Paddington
- Alonzo, rp, Compton
- Alvin Williams, c, Baltimore
- Alx James, lf, Cyberspace
- Amelia Earhart, sp, Carolina
- Amerigo Vespucci, rp, Carolina
- Amy Farrah Fowler, 3b, Seattle
- Andrew Shepherd, c, on waivers
- Andrew Wiggins, cf, Baltimore
- Andrzej Iwan, 3b, Kratovo/Compton
- Andy Bailey, rf, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Angela Hartnett, sp, Kansas City
- Angie Harmon, 3b, Carolina
- Annaliese Dayes, lf, on waivers
- Anne Lindbergh, sp, Circus
- Anne Shirley, sp, Paddington
- Anne-Sophie Pic, sp, Kansas City
- Anthony Thompson, ss, Almaty
- Antoine Walker, ss, Kansas City
- Artemidorus, sp, on waivers
- Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson, c, Circus
- Arthur Chu, sp, on waivers
- Arthur Figgis, cf, Multiverse
- Arthur King of the Britons, rp, Circus
- Arthur Wilson One, 1b, Circus
- Arthur Wilson Two, lf, Circus
- Ashley Graham, rp, Los Angeles
- Atarka World Render, lf, Tel Aviv
B
- B.J. Smegma, 3b, Circus
- Bartolomeo Dias, 1b, Carolina
- Bella Hadid, mr, Milan
- Ben Bernanke, sp, Tel Aviv
- Ben Kweller, cf, Seattle
- Ben Lee, rf, Seattle
- Ben Pepper, rf, Kansas City
- Benny Fine, ss, Cyberspace
- Bernard Dietz, sp, Kratovo
- Bill Anders, rp, on waivers
- Bill Sharman, ss, Baltimore
- Black Knight, mr, Circus
- Blastoise, 3b, San Jose
- Bob Pettit, c, Baltimore
- Bobby Flay, mr, Kansas City
- Br'er Bear, ss, on waivers
- Br'er Fox, sp, Paddington
- Br'er Rabbit, rp, Paddington
- Bregje Heinen, sp, Milan
- Brion Stoutarm, ss, Multiverse
- Bulbasaur, 2b, San Jose
- Bushwick Bill, mr, Compton
- Busta Rhymes, sp, Compton
- Buzz Aldrin, 2b, Carolina
- Bárbara Seixas, 2b, Almaty
C
- Calico Briggs, rp, Washington
- Cameron Tucker, 2b, Los Angeles
- Candace Payne, rf, Kansas City
- Candice Huffine, rp, Milan
- Cardinal Biggles, ss, Circus
- Cardinal Fang, 2b, Circus
- Cardinal Ximenez, lf, Circus
- Carly Fiorina, rf, Almaty
- Carly Rae Jepsen, 1b, Cyberspace
- Caroline Channing, 3b, Cyberspace
- Carrie Bradshaw, 2b, on waivers
- Carstens Borchgrevink, lf, Carolina/on waivers
- Casca, cf, Stratford
- Casey Weldon, rp, Almaty
- Cassius, sp, Stratford
- Cat Morgan, cf, Washington
- Cedric Bixler-Zavala, mr, Seattle
- Charizard, 1b, on waivers
- Charles Lincoln Neal III, mr, Cyberspace
- Charles Lindbergh, cf, Carolina
- Charles Wilkes, rf, on waivers
- Charlie Kelly, sp, Los Angeles
- Charlotte York, c, Sao Paulo
- Chillie Poon, cf, San Jose
- China Machado, rf, Milan
- Chord Overstreet, rp, Seattle/on waivers
- Chris Collingwood, cf, Seattle
- Christopher Nolan, ss, Seattle
- Christopher Robin, c, Paddington
- Chubb Rock, ss, on waivers
- Chuck Norris, sp, Circus
- Cinna, c, Stratford
- Claire Dunphy, c, San Jose
- Claire Farron, lf, San Jose
- Cliff Hagan, lf, Baltimore
- Clive Bixby, c, on waivers
- Cloves, 2b, Milan
- Colleen Ballinger, sp, Cyberspace
- Commodus, mr, Sao Paulo
- Conrad Dalton, cf, Washington
- Constance Jablonski, rf, Milan
- Continuation of a Myth, cf, Almaty
- Curly Brace, c, on waivers
- Curly Howard, sp, Tel Aviv
D
- DJ Yella, ss, Compton
- Dallas Ennema, lf, San Jose
- Damon Stoudamire, lf, Baltimore
- Dan Savage, rp, Multiverse/on waivers
- Daniel Humm, sp, Kansas City/on waivers
- Daniel Middleton, ss, Sao Paulo
- Danielle Bregoli, c, Cyberspace
- Dave Dederer, c, Washington
- Dave Navarro, 2b, Seattle
- Daveed Diggs, rp, Tel Aviv
- David DeVore Jr, mr, Cyberspace
- Davide Scabin, sp, Kansas City
- Dawon, sp, Washington
- Demetrius, sp, Stratford
- Denis Mukwege, ss, Almaty
- Dennis, sp, on waivers
- Deron Williams, mr, Baltimore
- Diana Barry, sp, Paddington
- Diane Keaton, 2b, Kratovo
- Dikembe Mutombo, sp, Baltimore
- Dingo, rp, on waivers
- Dinsdale Piranha, 1b, Circus
- Djamel Zidane, rf, Kratovo
- Doby Chrotchtangle, 3b, San Jose
- Doc Rivers, sp, Baltimore
- Dominique Wilkins, 3b, Baltimore
- Doraemon, lf, on waivers
- Doug E. Fresh, rp, Compton
- Dr. Dre, 2b, Compton
- Dr. Electron Kebebew, rp, Circus
- Dr. Leo M. Chalupa, rf, San Jose
- Dr. Loki Skylizard, 2b, San Jose
- Dr. Shark Bird, sp, San Jose
- Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, c, Washington
- Dres, 2b, Multiverse
- Dudu Chili, sp, San Jose
- Dustin Hoffman, sp, Seattle
- Dylan Marshall, rf, on waivers
E
- Eazy-E, rp, Compton
- Ed O'Neill, rp, Sao Paulo
- Edmund Hillary, lf, Almaty
- Edna Lewis, 2b, on waivers
- Eeyore, 1b, Paddington
- Ehud ben-Gera, 3b, Sao Paulo
- Eleonora Pons, mr, Los Angeles
- Elijah, cf, Tel Aviv
- Elizabeth Emken, 1b, Almaty
- Emanuela de Paula, cf, Milan
- Emilia, rp, on waivers
- Enrique Ballestrero, rp, Carolina
- Enrique DeLome, mr, Washington
- Enver Hadziabdic, rp, Kratovo
- Enya, cf, Seattle
- Erich Von Drygalski, lf, Carolina
- Erika Heynatz, ss, Milan
- Erin Burnett, ss, Sao Paulo
- Ernest Shackleton, rf, Carolina
- Ertai Wizard Adept, rf, Multiverse
- Esau, 3b, Tel Aviv
- Eugene Kranz, ss, Carolina
- Experiment Kraj, 3b, Paddington
F
- Felicia Day, mr, Cyberspace
- Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, sp, Cyberspace
- Fenton Hardy, lf, Carolina
- Ferdinand Magellan, lf, Kratovo
- Fitzgerald Thomas Grant III, sp, Washington
- Flavious Coffee, sp, San Jose
- Foxes, ss, Seattle
- Fran, 2b, Los Angeles
- Fran Drescher, rp, Kansas City
- Francis Drake, ss, Carolina/Los Angeles
- Francis J. Underwood, c, Washington
- Franco Baresi, rp, Kratovo
- Franco Causio, 3b, Kratovo
- Frank Hardy, 1b, Paddington
- Frank Langella, ss, Sao Paulo
- Fred Durst, 1b, Stratford
- Fresh Kid Ice, sp, Multiverse
- Friedrich Koncilia, rp, Kratovo
- Fxjkhr, rf, Washington
G
- Gaby Dunn, 1b, Cyberspace
- Gaddock Teeg, c, on waivers
- Garrett Walker, rp, Washington
- Gaylord Nelson, sp, on waivers
- Geert Van Hecke, sp, Kansas City
- Geist of Saint Traft, rf, Paddington
- Gemma Ward, rp, Stratford
- George Cohen, rp, Kratovo
- George Gershwin, 2b, on waivers
- Gertrude, cf, Sao Paulo
- Gia, sp, Washington
- Giacinto Facchetti, mr, Kratovo
- Gian Franco Romagnoli, rp, Kansas City
- Gianfranco Chiarini, cf, on waivers
- Gil Eanes, lf, Carolina
- Gil Thorpe, rp, Los Angeles
- Gisela Blade of Goldnight, cf, Multiverse
- Godfrey Sithole, 2b, San Jose
- Grace Helbig, cf, Cyberspace
- Grand Arbiter Augustin IV, 1b, Baltimore
- Gretel Brinker, c, Multiverse
- Grimalkin, c, Sao Paulo
- Gualtiero Marchesi, rp, Kansas City/Sao Paulo
- Guenhwyvar, sp, Tel Aviv
- Guildenstern, rp, Stratford
- Guillermo Mendizabal Sanchez, lf, Kratovo
- Guy Savoy, c, Kansas City
H
- Haley Dunphy, cf, Los Angeles
- Halsey, 3b, Seattle
- Hamlet, 2b, Stratford
- Hank Green, sp, Cyberspace
- Hans Brinker, rp, Paddington
- Harrison Ford, rp, Tel Aviv
- Havoc, c, Compton
- Heidi, ss, Paddington
- Heinz Beck, lf, Kansas City/on waivers
- Heinz Winkler, 2b, Tel Aviv
- Helena, lf, Stratford
- Henri Michel, ss, Kratovo
- Henry "Birdie" Bowers, sp, Seattle/on waivers
- Henry Cabot Lodge, c, on waivers
- Henry Wensleydale, 3b, Tel Aviv
- Hillel Slovak, lf, Seattle
- Hippolyta, 3b, Stratford
- Hristo Bonev, rf, Kansas City
- Huckleberry Finn, rp, Paddington
I
- Iago, cf, Stratford
- Ice Cube, cf, Compton
- Ice-T, mr, Compton
- Idina Menzel, cf, Kansas City
- India Gants, rp, Milan
- Iola Morton, mr, Paddington
- Isabeli Fontana, rp, on waivers
- Iskra Lawrence, c, Los Angeles
- Isla Fisher, 1b, Tel Aviv
- Itchy, rp, Washington
J
- Jack Charlton, rp, Kratovo
- Jacob, mr, Tel Aviv
- Jacques Cartier, 3b, Carolina/on waivers
- Jacques Pic, ss, Kansas City
- Jacques le Vert, sp, on waivers
- Jake Gyllenhaal, cf, Tel Aviv
- Jam Master Jay, rp, Compton/Kansas City
- James Cook, c, Carolina/on waivers
- Jamie Oliver, sp, Kansas City
- Janeane Garofalo, rp, Sao Paulo
- Jasmia Robinson, sp, Sao Paulo
- Jean-Georges Vongerichten, lf, Kansas City/Compton
- Jean-Ralphio Saperstein, 1b, on waivers
- Jeff Garlin, c, on waivers
- Jenna Mourey, sp, Cyberspace
- Jennifer Lawrence, cf, Kratovo
- Jeremy Renner, 3b, Stratford
- Jess Day, rp, Stratford
- Jill Goodacre, sp, Seattle
- Jim, sp, Paddington
- Jim Furyk, 3b, Almaty
- Jim Lovell, 2b, Carolina
- Jiro Ono, ss, Kansas City
- Joao Justino Amaral dos Santos, rp, Kratovo
- Joe Johnson, c, Baltimore
- Joel Pepper, c, Los Angeles
- John Cabot, sp, Carolina
- John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., ss, Sao Paulo
- John Green, sp, Cyberspace
- John Slattery, 3b, Sao Paulo/Kansas City
- Johnny Gentle, ss, Washington
- Johnny Rep, lf, Kratovo
- Jose Pereira, rp, Carolina/on waivers
- Joseph, 1b, on waivers
- Joseph Favre, rf, on waivers
- Josh Klinghoffer, sp, Seattle
- Josh Smith, mr, Baltimore
- Josiah Edward Bartlet, sp, Washington
- Joules Scott-Key, rp, Seattle
- Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, mr, Sao Paulo
- Jules Cobb, ss, Los Angeles
- Julia Stegner, rp, Milan
- Julian Edelman, sp, Kratovo
- Julianna, rf, on waivers
- Justin Bieber, rf, Compton
- Justin Guarini, rp, Almaty
K
- Kanga, ss, Kansas City
- Karl-Anthony Towns, rp, Baltimore
- Kate Bock, sp, Milan
- Kelly Gale, lf, on waivers
- Ken Andrews, ss, Los Angeles
- Kenneth Parcell, lf, Baltimore
- Keranos God of Storms, sp, Multiverse
- Kesha Rose Sebert, lf, Seattle
- Kevin Garnett, sp, Baltimore
- Kevin Love, lf, Baltimore
- King of Swamp Castle, sp, Circus
- Knight Who Says "Ni!", rp, Circus
- Knight Who Till Recently Said "Ni!", sp, Circus
- Kool DJ Red Alert, rp, Sao Paulo
- Kotick, 2b, Paddington
- Kree Harrison, c, Almaty
- Kyle Korver, 1b, Baltimore
L
- LL Cool J, rp, Stratford/Multiverse
- Lais Ribero, rf, Milan
- Laura Imbruglia, rf, on waivers
- Leif Ericcson, 1b, Carolina
- Leila Goldkuhl, ss, on waivers
- Lenny Wilkens, sp, Baltimore
- Leonard Hofstadter, sp, Los Angeles
- Let's Get Ready To Rumble, cf, Almaty
- Lil' Cease, mr, Circus
- Lilly Singh, rp, Cyberspace
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett, mr, Los Angeles
- Lisa Simpson, 1b, Washington
- Little Mermaid, rf, Circus
- Liz Lemon, c, Compton
- Long John Silver, c, on waivers
- Luke Dunphy, rp, on waivers
- Luther Campbell, rp, Compton
M
- MC Ren, 1b, Compton
- Mac Manc McManx, rp, Kratovo
- Maggie Hassan, mr, Sao Paulo
- Mamé Adjei, rp, Milan
- Mandy Patinkin, ss, Tel Aviv
- Manmeet Colon, c, San Jose
- Marilla Cuthbert, lf, on waivers
- Mario Kempes, c, on waivers
- Mark Fischbach, cf, Cyberspace
- Marshall Faulk, sp, on waivers
- Massimiliano Alajmo, rp, Kansas City
- Massimo Bottura, rp, Kansas City
- Masta Ace, 3b, Compton/Carolina
- Matt Kowalski, rf, Carolina
- Matthew Cuthbert, c, Multiverse
- Max Black, c, Milan
- Mays Gilliam, rf, Stratford
- Meg Whitman, rp, Almaty
- Megan Gale, 1b, Milan
- Michael Cassio, lf, Stratford
- Michael Landon, cf, Sao Paulo
- Michel Platini, c, on waivers
- Michel Troisgrois, lf, Kansas City
- Michelle Monaghan, mr, Milan
- Miguel Bernardo Bianquetti, sp, Kratovo
- Milka Duno, 3b, Milan
- Mindy Lahiri, sp, Los Angeles
- Mister Blue Sky, c, Almaty
- Misty K. Snow, 3b, Almaty
- Mitchell Pritchett, cf, Los Angeles
- Moe Howard, lf, Tel Aviv
- Momir Vig, mr, Multiverse
- Mookie Blaylock, cf, Compton/Kansas City
- Morgan Fey, ss, San Jose
- Morris Peterson, lf, Baltimore
- Munkustrap, sp, Washington
- Murdoc Niccals, 1b, Seattle
- Myla Dalbesio, rf, Paddington
N
- Nagaina, 3b, Kansas City
- Nash Grier, sp, on waivers
- Natalie Galkina, 1b, Cyberspace
- Natalie Joel, mr, on waivers
- Natalie Portman, rf, Tel Aviv
- Nath of the Gilt-Leaf, rp, Multiverse
- Nathan Drake, sp, Stratford
- Nathan Kress, ss, Stratford
- Nejib Ghommidh, 3b, Los Angeles
- Nestor Combin, 2b, Kratovo
- Nikola Pekovic, rp, Baltimore
- Niv-Mizzet the Firemind, c, Multiverse
- Noah Daniels, 2b, Washington
- Noel Kreiss, sp, on waivers
- Noodle, 3b, Sao Paulo
- Notorious B.I.G., lf, Compton
O
- Oerba Dia Vanille, rp, on waivers
- Oerba Yun Fang, cf, San Jose
- Old Man Pytheas, sp, Carolina
- Ole Lukoje, c, Stratford
- Olivia Voldaren, sp, Compton
- Onno Hoes, c, San Jose
P
- Paolo Rossi, 3b, Kansas City/Compton
- Pat Buchanan, 2b, Almaty
- Pat Jennings, sp, Kratovo
- Paul Breitner, sp, Kratovo
- Paul Palmer, sp, Almaty
- Paul Rudd, sp, Tel Aviv
- Peaches, c, Seattle
- Penelope Pussycat, ss, Washington
- Pepa, 2b, Multiverse
- Pepe the Frog, lf, Washington
- Pepper Saltzman, lf, Los Angeles
- Pete Conrad, cf, Carolina
- Pete Maravich, ss, Baltimore
- Peter, sp, Paddington
- Peter Finch, 3b, Multiverse
- Peter Pan, sp, on waivers
- Pharika God of Affliction, lf, Los Angeles
- Phil Dunphy, sp, Los Angeles
- Philip DeFranco Jr., 2b, Cyberspace
- Piglet, sp, Paddington
- Player 1, rp, on waivers
- Polly Pepper, rf, on waivers
- Polonius, ss, Stratford
- Pope Francis, cf, Almaty
- Prime Speaker Zegana, rp, Multiverse
- Prince Herbert, sp, Circus
- Priyanka Chopra, cf, Milan
- Prodigy, 1b, Compton
- Professor Hackle, lf, Washington
- Puff Daddy, ss, Compton
Q
R
- Rachel, mr, Tel Aviv
- Rachel Berry, rp, Kansas City/Sao Paulo
- Rachel Menken, 2b, on waivers
- Rafi Fine, cf, on waivers
- Rainer Shine, c, Los Angeles
- Raj Koothrappali, rp, Los Angeles
- Ramirez DePietro, cf, Multiverse
- Randall Munroe, ss, Cyberspace
- Ranjit Singh, cf, Multiverse
- Real Quiet, rp, Almaty
- Rebecca Gayheart, lf, Milan
- Rev Run, rp, Seattle
- Rhett James McLaughlin, ss, Cyberspace
- Rick Santorum, sp, Almaty
- Ricky Rubio, sp, Baltimore
- Rikki Tikki Tavi, c, Seattle
- Riley Matthews, rf, Stratford
- Rob Reiner, c, Tel Aviv
- Rob Schneider, 2b, Tel Aviv
- Robert Patrick, 1b, Sao Paulo
- Robert Peary, rf, Carolina
- Robin Goodfellow, rp, Stratford/on waivers
- Rocket Ismail, rp, Almaty
- Rodney Peete, lf, on waivers
- Roger the Shrubber, rp, Circus
- Romee Strijd, sp, Milan
- Ron Crumpton, sp, Almaty
- Ronald McDonald, rp, Los Angeles
- Roo, rp, Seattle
- Rose Bertram, sp, Milan
- Ross, lf, Sao Paulo
- Rudy Mancuso, rp, Cyberspace
- Rumpus Cat, rp, Washington
- Russel Hobbs, rf, Compton
- Ruud Krol, rp, Kratovo
- Ryan Stone, c, Los Angeles
S
- Sacha Baron Cohen, c, on waivers
- Saint Schwing, mr, San Jose
- Salt, sp, Multiverse
- Sam Mitchell, rp, on waivers
- Sammy Griner, 2b, on waivers
- Samuel Champlain, sp, Carolina
- Sandy Irvine, c, Carolina
- Sandy Koufax, rp, Tel Aviv
- Sara Foster, ss, Milan
- Sarabi, cf, Washington
- Sarah Michelle Gellar, rp, Tel Aviv
- Sarah Silverman, c, Kansas City
- Sazh Katzroy, rp, San Jose
- Seal, sp, Stratford
- Selina Meyer, cf, Los Angeles
- Sepp Maier, sp, Kratovo
- Serah Farron, cf, San Jose
- Sessilee Lopez, rp, Milan
- Seth Green, 2b, Tel Aviv
- Seth Rogen, rp, Sao Paulo
- Seán William McLoughlin, cf, Cyberspace
- Sheila Broflovski, 3b, Tel Aviv
- Shemp Howard, ss, Tel Aviv
- Shitavious Cook, mr, San Jose
- Shock G, 2b, Compton
- Sia Kate Isobelle Furler, sp, Seattle/Stratford
- Simba, sp, Almaty/Seattle
- Simply Invincible, rp, Almaty
- Sir Francis Drake, mr, Carolina
- Sir Galahad the Pure, mr, Circus
- Sir Lancelot the Brave, rp, Circus
- Sir Robin the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, mr, Circus
- Sivitri Scarzam, mr, Multiverse
- Slender Man, lf, Cyberspace
- Smieragatto, 2b, Sao Paulo
- Snow Queen, mr, Paddington
- Sora, rp, San Jose
- Spud Webb, lf, Baltimore
- Stelmaria, lf, Washington
- Stephon Marbury, c, Carolina
- Sting, sp, Seattle
- Suki Waterhouse, 2b, Milan
- Sunday Silence, 2b, Washington
- Suzanne Cryer, cf, Sao Paulo
- Sygg River Cutthroat, 3b, on waivers
- Sylvester James Pussycat Sr., mr, Stratford/Seattle
T
- Taco B.M. Monster, 1b, San Jose
- Tai Lung, sp, Compton
- Tarox Bladewing, sp, Multiverse
- Tenzing Norgay, ss, Carolina
- Tevye, lf, Circus
- Teysa Orzhov Scion, c, Paddington
- The Gitrog Monster, ss, Multiverse
- Theseus, lf, Stratford
- Thomas J. Whitmore, 3b, Washington
- Thomas Keller, sp, Kansas City
- Thumbelina, mr, Paddington
- Thuu, cf, Circus
- Tillman Buttersack, lf, San Jose
- Tim, rp, San Jose
- Tim Allen, rp, Sao Paulo
- Tim Meadows, rp, Stratford
- Tinker Bell, ss, on waivers
- Titania, sp, Stratford
- Tobias Andrion, sp, Multiverse
- Tolsimir Wolfblood, 1b, Multiverse
- Tom Gugliotta, rf, on waivers
- Tom Sawyer, sp, Paddington
- Tommy Heinsohn, 2b, on waivers
- Topsfield Sanchu A Little Princess, sp, Almaty
- Toshiro Umezawa, rp, Multiverse
- Tre McKitty, sp, San Jose
- Trey Parker, rp, on waivers
- Troye Sivan Mellet, 2b, Cyberspace
- Tupac Shakur, sp, Compton
- Tyler Oakley, rf, Cyberspace
U
V
- Valeriano Weyler, ss, Washington
- Vanilla Dong, rp, San Jose
- Vanilla Ice, lf, Compton/Kratovo
- Vhati il-Dal, cf, Multiverse
- Vicente de Fonseca Lucas, rp, Kratovo
- Vince Carter, sp, Baltimore
- Vince Gilligan, 2b, Sao Paulo
- Vincent D'Onofrio, ss, Sao Paulo/Kansas City
W
- Wally Szczerbiak, 2b, Baltimore
- Walter Mondale, rp, Almaty
- Will Ferrell, rp, Sao Paulo
- Winnie the Pooh, cf, Paddington
- Wolf, cf, Paddington
X
Y
Z
- Zach Lavine, sp, Los Angeles
- Zach Rogue, rf, Seattle
- Zbigniew Boniek, 1b, Kratovo
- Zoot, mr, Circus
- Ágatha Bednarczuk, mr, Almaty
By positionCatchers
- Adrianne Ho, Stratford
- Alex Kapranos, Seattle
- Alicia Machado, Milan
- Alvin Williams, Baltimore
- Andrew Shepherd, on waivers
- Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson, Circus
- Bob Pettit, Baltimore
- Charlotte York, Sao Paulo
- Christopher Robin, Paddington
- Cinna, Stratford
- Claire Dunphy, San Jose
- Clive Bixby, on waivers
- Curly Brace, on waivers
- Danielle Bregoli, Cyberspace
- Dave Dederer, Washington
- Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, Washington
- Francis J. Underwood, Washington
- Gaddock Teeg, on waivers
- Gretel Brinker, Multiverse
- Grimalkin, Sao Paulo
- Guy Savoy, Kansas City
- Havoc, Compton
- Henry Cabot Lodge, on waivers
- Iskra Lawrence, Los Angeles
- James Cook, Carolina/on waivers
- Jeff Garlin, on waivers
- Joe Johnson, Baltimore
- Joel Pepper, Los Angeles
- Kree Harrison, Almaty
- Liz Lemon, Compton
- Long John Silver, on waivers
- Manmeet Colon, San Jose
- Mario Kempes, on waivers
- Matthew Cuthbert, Multiverse
- Max Black, Milan
- Michel Platini, on waivers
- Mister Blue Sky, Almaty
- Niv-Mizzet the Firemind, Multiverse
- Ole Lukoje, Stratford
- Onno Hoes, San Jose
- Peaches, Seattle
- Rainer Shine, Los Angeles
- Rikki Tikki Tavi, Seattle
- Rob Reiner, Tel Aviv
- Ryan Stone, Los Angeles
- Sacha Baron Cohen, on waivers
- Sandy Irvine, Carolina
- Sarah Silverman, Kansas City
- Stephon Marbury, Carolina
- Teysa Orzhov Scion, Paddington
First Basemen
- Adrien Brody, Tel Aviv
- Arthur Wilson One, Circus
- Bartolomeo Dias, Carolina
- Carly Rae Jepsen, Cyberspace
- Charizard, on waivers
- Dinsdale Piranha, Circus
- Eeyore, Paddington
- Elizabeth Emken, Almaty
- Frank Hardy, Paddington
- Fred Durst, Stratford
- Gaby Dunn, Cyberspace
- Grand Arbiter Augustin IV, Baltimore
- Isla Fisher, Tel Aviv
- Jean-Ralphio Saperstein, on waivers
- Joseph, on waivers
- Kyle Korver, Baltimore
- Leif Ericcson, Carolina
- Lisa Simpson, Washington
- MC Ren, Compton
- Megan Gale, Milan
- Murdoc Niccals, Seattle
- Natalie Galkina, Cyberspace
- Prodigy, Compton
- Robert Patrick, Sao Paulo
- Taco B.M. Monster, San Jose
- Tolsimir Wolfblood, Multiverse
- Zbigniew Boniek, Kratovo
Second Basemen
- Bulbasaur, San Jose
- Buzz Aldrin, Carolina
- Bárbara Seixas, Almaty
- Cameron Tucker, Los Angeles
- Cardinal Fang, Circus
- Carrie Bradshaw, on waivers
- Cloves, Milan
- Dave Navarro, Seattle
- Diane Keaton, Kratovo
- Dr. Dre, Compton
- Dr. Loki Skylizard, San Jose
- Dres, Multiverse
- Edna Lewis, on waivers
- Fran, Los Angeles
- George Gershwin, on waivers
- Godfrey Sithole, San Jose
- Hamlet, Stratford
- Heinz Winkler, Tel Aviv
- Jim Lovell, Carolina
- Kotick, Paddington
- Nestor Combin, Kratovo
- Noah Daniels, Washington
- Pat Buchanan, Almaty
- Pepa, Multiverse
- Philip DeFranco Jr., Cyberspace
- Rachel Menken, on waivers
- Rob Schneider, Tel Aviv
- Sammy Griner, on waivers
- Seth Green, Tel Aviv
- Shock G, Compton
- Smieragatto, Sao Paulo
- Suki Waterhouse, Milan
- Sunday Silence, Washington
- Tommy Heinsohn, on waivers
- Troye Sivan Mellet, Cyberspace
- Vince Gilligan, Sao Paulo
- Wally Szczerbiak, Baltimore
Third Basemen
- Amy Farrah Fowler, Seattle
- Andrzej Iwan, Kratovo/Compton
- Angie Harmon, Carolina
- B.J. Smegma, Circus
- Blastoise, San Jose
- Caroline Channing, Cyberspace
- Doby Chrotchtangle, San Jose
- Dominique Wilkins, Baltimore
- Ehud ben-Gera, Sao Paulo
- Esau, Tel Aviv
- Experiment Kraj, Paddington
- Franco Causio, Kratovo
- Halsey, Seattle
- Henry Wensleydale, Tel Aviv
- Hippolyta, Stratford
- Jacques Cartier, Carolina/on waivers
- Jeremy Renner, Stratford
- Jim Furyk, Almaty
- John Slattery, Sao Paulo/Kansas City
- Masta Ace, Compton/Carolina
- Milka Duno, Milan
- Misty K. Snow, Almaty
- Nagaina, Kansas City
- Nejib Ghommidh, Los Angeles
- Noodle, Sao Paulo
- Paolo Rossi, Kansas City/Compton
- Peter Finch, Multiverse
- Sheila Broflovski, Tel Aviv
- Sygg River Cutthroat, on waivers
- Thomas J. Whitmore, Washington
- Ugly Duckling, Paddington
Shortstops
- ?uestlove, Carolina
- Alluring Siren, Circus
- Anthony Thompson, Almaty
- Antoine Walker, Kansas City
- Benny Fine, Cyberspace
- Bill Sharman, Baltimore
- Br'er Bear, on waivers
- Brion Stoutarm, Multiverse
- Cardinal Biggles, Circus
- Christopher Nolan, Seattle
- Chubb Rock, on waivers
- DJ Yella, Compton
- Daniel Middleton, Sao Paulo
- Denis Mukwege, Almaty
- Erika Heynatz, Milan
- Erin Burnett, Sao Paulo
- Eugene Kranz, Carolina
- Foxes, Seattle
- Francis Drake, Carolina/Los Angeles
- Frank Langella, Sao Paulo
- Heidi, Paddington
- Henri Michel, Kratovo
- Jacques Pic, Kansas City
- Jiro Ono, Kansas City
- John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., Sao Paulo
- Johnny Gentle, Washington
- Jules Cobb, Los Angeles
- Kanga, Kansas City
- Ken Andrews, Los Angeles
- Leila Goldkuhl, on waivers
- Mandy Patinkin, Tel Aviv
- Morgan Fey, San Jose
- Nathan Kress, Stratford
- Penelope Pussycat, Washington
- Pete Maravich, Baltimore
- Polonius, Stratford
- Puff Daddy, Compton
- Randall Munroe, Cyberspace
- Rhett James McLaughlin, Cyberspace
- Sara Foster, Milan
- Shemp Howard, Tel Aviv
- Tenzing Norgay, Carolina
- The Gitrog Monster, Multiverse
- Tinker Bell, on waivers
- Valeriano Weyler, Washington
- Vincent D'Onofrio, Sao Paulo/Kansas City
- Young MC, Compton
Left Fielders
- Adam Schlesinger, Paddington
- Alx James, Cyberspace
- Annaliese Dayes, on waivers
- Arthur Wilson Two, Circus
- Atarka World Render, Tel Aviv
- Cardinal Ximenez, Circus
- Carstens Borchgrevink, Carolina/on waivers
- Claire Farron, San Jose
- Cliff Hagan, Baltimore
- Dallas Ennema, San Jose
- Damon Stoudamire, Baltimore
- Doraemon, on waivers
- Edmund Hillary, Almaty
- Erich Von Drygalski, Carolina
- Fenton Hardy, Carolina
- Ferdinand Magellan, Kratovo
- Gil Eanes, Carolina
- Guillermo Mendizabal Sanchez, Kratovo
- Heinz Beck, Kansas City/on waivers
- Helena, Stratford
- Hillel Slovak, Seattle
- Jean-Georges Vongerichten, Kansas City/Compton
- Johnny Rep, Kratovo
- Kelly Gale, on waivers
- Kenneth Parcell, Baltimore
- Kesha Rose Sebert, Seattle
- Kevin Love, Baltimore
- Marilla Cuthbert, on waivers
- Michael Cassio, Stratford
- Michel Troisgrois, Kansas City
- Moe Howard, Tel Aviv
- Morris Peterson, Baltimore
- Notorious B.I.G., Compton
- Pepe the Frog, Washington
- Pepper Saltzman, Los Angeles
- Pharika God of Affliction, Los Angeles
- Professor Hackle, Washington
- Rebecca Gayheart, Milan
- Rodney Peete, on waivers
- Ross, Sao Paulo
- Slender Man, Cyberspace
- Spud Webb, Baltimore
- Stelmaria, Washington
- Tevye, Circus
- Theseus, Stratford
- Tillman Buttersack, San Jose
- Vanilla Ice, Compton/Kratovo
Center Fielders
- Allie Brosh, Cyberspace
- Andrew Wiggins, Baltimore
- Arthur Figgis, Multiverse
- Ben Kweller, Seattle
- Casca, Stratford
- Cat Morgan, Washington
- Charles Lindbergh, Carolina
- Chillie Poon, San Jose
- Chris Collingwood, Seattle
- Conrad Dalton, Washington
- Continuation of a Myth, Almaty
- Elijah, Tel Aviv
- Emanuela de Paula, Milan
- Enya, Seattle
- Gertrude, Sao Paulo
- Gianfranco Chiarini, on waivers
- Gisela Blade of Goldnight, Multiverse
- Grace Helbig, Cyberspace
- Haley Dunphy, Los Angeles
- Iago, Stratford
- Ice Cube, Compton
- Idina Menzel, Kansas City
- Jake Gyllenhaal, Tel Aviv
- Jennifer Lawrence, Kratovo
- Let's Get Ready To Rumble, Almaty
- Mark Fischbach, Cyberspace
- Michael Landon, Sao Paulo
- Mitchell Pritchett, Los Angeles
- Mookie Blaylock, Compton/Kansas City
- Oerba Yun Fang, San Jose
- Pete Conrad, Carolina
- Pope Francis, Almaty
- Priyanka Chopra, Milan
- Rafi Fine, on waivers
- Ramirez DePietro, Multiverse
- Ranjit Singh, Multiverse
- Sarabi, Washington
- Selina Meyer, Los Angeles
- Serah Farron, San Jose
- Seán William McLoughlin, Cyberspace
- Suzanne Cryer, Sao Paulo
- Thuu, Circus
- Vhati il-Dal, Multiverse
- Winnie the Pooh, Paddington
- Wolf, Paddington
- Yali, Stratford
Right Fielders
- Alexa Ray Joel, Milan
- Andy Bailey, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Ben Lee, Seattle
- Ben Pepper, Kansas City
- Candace Payne, Kansas City
- Carly Fiorina, Almaty
- Charles Wilkes, on waivers
- China Machado, Milan
- Constance Jablonski, Milan
- Djamel Zidane, Kratovo
- Dr. Leo M. Chalupa, San Jose
- Dylan Marshall, on waivers
- Ernest Shackleton, Carolina
- Ertai Wizard Adept, Multiverse
- Fxjkhr, Washington
- Geist of Saint Traft, Paddington
- Hristo Bonev, Kansas City
- Joseph Favre, on waivers
- Julianna, on waivers
- Justin Bieber, Compton
- Lais Ribero, Milan
- Laura Imbruglia, on waivers
- Little Mermaid, Circus
- Matt Kowalski, Carolina
- Mays Gilliam, Stratford
- Myla Dalbesio, Paddington
- Natalie Portman, Tel Aviv
- Polly Pepper, on waivers
- Riley Matthews, Stratford
- Robert Peary, Carolina
- Russel Hobbs, Compton
- Tom Gugliotta, on waivers
- Tyler Oakley, Cyberspace
- Zach Rogue, Seattle
Starting Pitchers
- Amelia Earhart, Carolina
- Angela Hartnett, Kansas City
- Anne Lindbergh, Circus
- Anne Shirley, Paddington
- Anne-Sophie Pic, Kansas City
- Artemidorus, on waivers
- Arthur Chu, on waivers
- Ben Bernanke, Tel Aviv
- Bernard Dietz, Kratovo
- Br'er Fox, Paddington
- Bregje Heinen, Milan
- Busta Rhymes, Compton
- Cassius, Stratford
- Charlie Kelly, Los Angeles
- Chuck Norris, Circus
- Colleen Ballinger, Cyberspace
- Curly Howard, Tel Aviv
- Daniel Humm, Kansas City/on waivers
- Davide Scabin, Kansas City
- Dawon, Washington
- Demetrius, Stratford
- Dennis, on waivers
- Diana Barry, Paddington
- Dikembe Mutombo, Baltimore
- Doc Rivers, Baltimore
- Dr. Shark Bird, San Jose
- Dudu Chili, San Jose
- Dustin Hoffman, Seattle
- Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, Cyberspace
- Fitzgerald Thomas Grant III, Washington
- Flavious Coffee, San Jose
- Fresh Kid Ice, Multiverse
- Gaylord Nelson, on waivers
- Geert Van Hecke, Kansas City
- Gia, Washington
- Guenhwyvar, Tel Aviv
- Hank Green, Cyberspace
- Henry "Birdie" Bowers, Seattle/on waivers
- Jacques le Vert, on waivers
- Jamie Oliver, Kansas City
- Jasmia Robinson, Sao Paulo
- Jenna Mourey, Cyberspace
- Jill Goodacre, Seattle
- Jim, Paddington
- John Cabot, Carolina
- John Green, Cyberspace
- Josh Klinghoffer, Seattle
- Josiah Edward Bartlet, Washington
- Julian Edelman, Kratovo
- Kate Bock, Milan
- Keranos God of Storms, Multiverse
- Kevin Garnett, Baltimore
- King of Swamp Castle, Circus
- Knight Who Till Recently Said "Ni!", Circus
- Lenny Wilkens, Baltimore
- Leonard Hofstadter, Los Angeles
- Marshall Faulk, on waivers
- Miguel Bernardo Bianquetti, Kratovo
- Mindy Lahiri, Los Angeles
- Munkustrap, Washington
- Nash Grier, on waivers
- Nathan Drake, Stratford
- Noel Kreiss, on waivers
- Old Man Pytheas, Carolina
- Olivia Voldaren, Compton
- Pat Jennings, Kratovo
- Paul Breitner, Kratovo
- Paul Palmer, Almaty
- Paul Rudd, Tel Aviv
- Peter, Paddington
- Peter Pan, on waivers
- Phil Dunphy, Los Angeles
- Piglet, Paddington
- Prince Herbert, Circus
- Quote, Compton
- Rick Santorum, Almaty
- Ricky Rubio, Baltimore
- Romee Strijd, Milan
- Ron Crumpton, Almaty
- Rose Bertram, Milan
- Salt, Multiverse
- Samuel Champlain, Carolina
- Seal, Stratford
- Sepp Maier, Kratovo
- Sia Kate Isobelle Furler, Seattle/Stratford
- Simba, Almaty/Seattle
- Sting, Seattle
- Tai Lung, Compton
- Tarox Bladewing, Multiverse
- Thomas Keller, Kansas City
- Titania, Stratford
- Tobias Andrion, Multiverse
- Tom Sawyer, Paddington
- Topsfield Sanchu A Little Princess, Almaty
- Tre McKitty, San Jose
- Tupac Shakur, Compton
- Umar ibn Al-Khattab, Multiverse/on waivers
- Vince Carter, Baltimore
- Zach Lavine, Los Angeles
Middle Relievers
- Bella Hadid, Milan
- Black Knight, Circus
- Bobby Flay, Kansas City
- Bushwick Bill, Compton
- Cedric Bixler-Zavala, Seattle
- Charles Lincoln Neal III, Cyberspace
- Commodus, Sao Paulo
- David DeVore Jr, Cyberspace
- Deron Williams, Baltimore
- Eleonora Pons, Los Angeles
- Enrique DeLome, Washington
- Felicia Day, Cyberspace
- Giacinto Facchetti, Kratovo
- Ice-T, Compton
- Iola Morton, Paddington
- Jacob, Tel Aviv
- Josh Smith, Baltimore
- Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, Sao Paulo
- Lil' Cease, Circus
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett, Los Angeles
- Maggie Hassan, Sao Paulo
- Michelle Monaghan, Milan
- Momir Vig, Multiverse
- Natalie Joel, on waivers
- Rachel, Tel Aviv
- Saint Schwing, San Jose
- Shitavious Cook, San Jose
- Sir Francis Drake, Carolina
- Sir Galahad the Pure, Circus
- Sir Robin the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, Circus
- Sivitri Scarzam, Multiverse
- Snow Queen, Paddington
- Sylvester James Pussycat Sr., Stratford/Seattle
- Thumbelina, Paddington
- Zoot, Circus
- Ágatha Bednarczuk, Almaty
Relief Pitchers
- 2D, Seattle
- Abel Tasman, Carolina
- Al Horford, Baltimore
- Alan Greenspan, on waivers
- Alex Dunphy, Los Angeles
- Alexis Ren, Milan
- Alison Brie, Tel Aviv
- Alm-Uncle, Paddington
- Alonzo, Compton
- Amerigo Vespucci, Carolina
- Arthur King of the Britons, Circus
- Ashley Graham, Los Angeles
- Bill Anders, on waivers
- Br'er Rabbit, Paddington
- Calico Briggs, Washington
- Candice Huffine, Milan
- Casey Weldon, Almaty
- Chord Overstreet, Seattle/on waivers
- Dan Savage, Multiverse/on waivers
- Daveed Diggs, Tel Aviv
- Dingo, on waivers
- Doug E. Fresh, Compton
- Dr. Electron Kebebew, Circus
- Eazy-E, Compton
- Ed O'Neill, Sao Paulo
- Emilia, on waivers
- Enrique Ballestrero, Carolina
- Enver Hadziabdic, Kratovo
- Fran Drescher, Kansas City
- Franco Baresi, Kratovo
- Friedrich Koncilia, Kratovo
- Garrett Walker, Washington
- Gemma Ward, Stratford
- George Cohen, Kratovo
- Gian Franco Romagnoli, Kansas City
- Gil Thorpe, Los Angeles
- Gualtiero Marchesi, Kansas City/Sao Paulo
- Guildenstern, Stratford
- Hans Brinker, Paddington
- Harrison Ford, Tel Aviv
- Huckleberry Finn, Paddington
- India Gants, Milan
- Isabeli Fontana, on waivers
- Itchy, Washington
- Jack Charlton, Kratovo
- Jam Master Jay, Compton/Kansas City
- Janeane Garofalo, Sao Paulo
- Jess Day, Stratford
- Joao Justino Amaral dos Santos, Kratovo
- Jose Pereira, Carolina/on waivers
- Joules Scott-Key, Seattle
- Julia Stegner, Milan
- Justin Guarini, Almaty
- Karl-Anthony Towns, Baltimore
- Knight Who Says "Ni!", Circus
- Kool DJ Red Alert, Sao Paulo
- LL Cool J, Stratford/Multiverse
- Lilly Singh, Cyberspace
- Luke Dunphy, on waivers
- Luther Campbell, Compton
- Mac Manc McManx, Kratovo
- Mamé Adjei, Milan
- Massimiliano Alajmo, Kansas City
- Massimo Bottura, Kansas City
- Meg Whitman, Almaty
- Nath of the Gilt-Leaf, Multiverse
- Nikola Pekovic, Baltimore
- Oerba Dia Vanille, on waivers
- Player 1, on waivers
- Prime Speaker Zegana, Multiverse
- Rachel Berry, Kansas City/Sao Paulo
- Raj Koothrappali, Los Angeles
- Real Quiet, Almaty
- Rev Run, Seattle
- Robin Goodfellow, Stratford/on waivers
- Rocket Ismail, Almaty
- Roger the Shrubber, Circus
- Ronald McDonald, Los Angeles
- Roo, Seattle
- Rudy Mancuso, Cyberspace
- Rumpus Cat, Washington
- Ruud Krol, Kratovo
- Sam Mitchell, on waivers
- Sandy Koufax, Tel Aviv
- Sarah Michelle Gellar, Tel Aviv
- Sazh Katzroy, San Jose
- Sessilee Lopez, Milan
- Seth Rogen, Sao Paulo
- Simply Invincible, Almaty
- Sir Lancelot the Brave, Circus
- Sora, San Jose
- Tim, San Jose
- Tim Allen, Sao Paulo
- Tim Meadows, Stratford
- Toshiro Umezawa, Multiverse
- Trey Parker, on waivers
- Ubaldo Matildo Fillol, Kratovo/on waivers
- Uncle Remus, on waivers
- Vanilla Dong, San Jose
- Vicente de Fonseca Lucas, Kratovo
- Walter Mondale, Almaty
- Will Ferrell, Sao Paulo
- Xira Arien, Multiverse