Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 5623 Iskra Lawrence, 22, c (95 G, 0.7 DR/40, -9.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6174 Rainer Shine, 21, c (43 G, 2.0 DR/40, 0.0 OR/40)
• 5992 Ryan Stone, 19, c (25 G, 0.0 DR/40, -11.8 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 5099 Fran, 31, 2b (464 G, 3.4 DR/40, -2.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 6202 Cameron Tucker, 21, 2b (46 G, -7.0 DR/40, -0.2 OR/40)
• 5990 Nejib Ghommidh, 19, 3b (84 G, -2.7 DR/40, -9.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5747 Jules Cobb, 24, ss (223 G, 5.5 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5919 Ken Andrews, 21, ss (64 G, -4.8 DR/40, -4.1 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 5835 Pharika God of Affliction, 24, lf (110 G, -3.7 DR/40, -0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5726 Selina Meyer, 23, cf (191 G, -0.1 DR/40, 11.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6163 Mitchell Pritchett, 20, cf (44 G, 0.9 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40)
• 6133 Haley Dunphy, 20, cf (43 G, -2.1 DR/40, -8.5 OR/40)

Starters:

• 5419 Leonard Hofstadter, 29, sp (163 G, 4.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5501 Mindy Lahiri, 27, sp (101 G, -1.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5653 Charlie Kelly, 26, sp (54 G, -1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5816 Phil Dunphy, 23, sp (40 G, -2.7 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 5500 Eleonora Pons, 24, mr (139 G, 1.7 PRAA/300)
• 5421 Raj Koothrappali, 26, rp (124 G, 5.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5294 Ashley Graham, 27, rp (99 G, -4.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5636 Ronald McDonald, 22, rp (40 G, -13.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5807 Alex Dunphy, 20, rp (24 G, -0.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 6002 Joel Pepper, 19, c (31 G, -2.8 DR/40, -9.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 5999 Francis Drake, 19, ss (who?)
• 6188 Lily Tucker-Pritchett, 18, mr
• 6123 Gil Thorpe, 19, rp
• 5949 Zach Lavine, 20, sp (who?)
• 6207 Pepper Saltzman, 19, lf