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SimBase Players, Year 69

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By position: c | 1b | 2b | 3b | ss | lf | cf | rf | sp | mr | rp

2D, rp, Seattle
?uestlove, ss, Carolina

Abel Tasman, rp, Carolina
Adam Schlesinger, lf, Paddington
Adrianne Ho, c, Stratford
Adrien Brody, 1b, Tel Aviv
Al Horford, rp, Baltimore
Alex Dunphy, rp, Los Angeles
Alex Kapranos, c, Seattle
Alexa Ray Joel, rf, Milan
Alexis Ren, rp, on waivers
Alicia Machado, c, Milan
Alison Brie, rp, Tel Aviv
Allie Brosh, cf, Cyberspace
Alluring Siren, 2b, Circus
Alm-Uncle, rp, Paddington
Alonzo, rp, Compton
Alvin Williams, c, Baltimore
Alx James, lf, Cyberspace
Amelia Earhart, sp, Carolina
Amerigo Vespucci, rp, Carolina
Amy Farrah Fowler, 3b, Seattle
Andrea Bargnani, mr, on waivers
Andrew Wiggins, cf, Baltimore
Andrzej Iwan, 3b, Compton
Angela Hartnett, sp, Kansas City
Angie Harmon, 3b, Carolina
Anne Lindbergh, sp, Circus
Anne Shirley, sp, Paddington
Anne-Sophie Pic, sp, Kansas City
Anthony Thompson, ss, Almaty
Antoine Walker, ss, on waivers
Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson, c, Circus
Arthur Figgis, cf, on waivers
Arthur King of the Britons, rp, Circus
Arthur Wilson One, 1b, Circus
Arthur Wilson Two, lf, Circus
Ashley Graham, rp, on waivers
Atarka World Render, lf, Tel Aviv

B.J. Smegma, 3b, Circus
Bartolomeo Dias, 1b, Carolina
Bella Hadid, mr, Milan
Ben Bernanke, sp, Tel Aviv
Ben Kweller, cf, Seattle
Ben Lee, rf, Seattle
Ben Pepper, rf, Kansas City
Benny Fine, ss, on waivers
Bernard Dietz, sp, Kratovo
Bill Sharman, ss, Baltimore
Black Knight, mr, Circus
Blastoise, 3b, San Jose
Bob Pettit, c, Baltimore
Bobby Flay, mr, Kansas City
Br'er Fox, sp, Paddington
Br'er Rabbit, sp, Paddington
Brabantio, lf, Stratford
Bregje Heinen, sp, Milan
Brian, sp, Circus
Brion Stoutarm, ss, Multiverse
Bulbasaur, 2b, San Jose
Bushwick Bill, mr, Compton
Busta Rhymes, sp, Compton
Buzz Aldrin, 2b, Carolina
Bárbara Seixas, 2b, Almaty

Calico Briggs, rp, Washington
Cameron Tucker, 2b, Los Angeles
Candace Payne, rf, Kansas City
Candice Huffine, rp, Milan
Cardinal Biggles, ss, Circus
Cardinal Fang, 2b, Circus
Cardinal Ximenez, lf, Circus
Carly Fiorina, rf, Almaty
Carly Rae Jepsen, c, Cyberspace
Caroline Channing, 3b, Cyberspace
Casca, cf, Stratford
Casey Weldon, rp, Almaty
Cassius, sp, Stratford
Cat Morgan, cf, Washington
Cedric Bixler-Zavala, mr, Seattle
Charles Lincoln Neal III, mr, Cyberspace
Charles Lindbergh, cf, Circus
Charlie Kelly, sp, Los Angeles
Charlotte York, c, Sao Paulo
Chillie Poon, cf, San Jose
China Machado, rf, on waivers
Chloe Lloyd, 2b, Los Angeles
Chris Bosh, rp, Baltimore
Chris Collingwood, cf, Seattle
Christopher Nolan, ss, Seattle
Christopher Robin, c, Paddington
Chuck Norris, sp, on waivers
Cinna, c, Stratford
Claire Dunphy, c, San Jose
Claire Farron, lf, San Jose
Cleopatra Egypt, 1b, San Jose
Cliff Hagan, lf, Baltimore
Cloves, 2b, Milan
Colleen Ballinger, sp, Cyberspace
Commodus, mr, Sao Paulo
Conrad Dalton, cf, Washington
Constance Jablonski, rf, Milan
Continuation of a Myth, cf, Almaty
Curly Howard, sp, Tel Aviv

D-Nice, 2b, on waivers
DJ Yella, ss, Compton
Dallas Ennema, ss, San Jose
Damon Stoudamire, lf, Baltimore
Daniel Boulud, sp, Kansas City
Daniel Middleton, ss, on waivers
Danielle Bregoli, c, Cyberspace
Dave Dederer, c, Washington
Dave Navarro, 2b, Seattle
Daveed Diggs, rp, Tel Aviv
David DeVore Jr, mr, Cyberspace
David Palmer, sp, Washington
Davide Scabin, sp, Kansas City
Dawon, sp, on waivers
DeMar DeRozan, 2b, Baltimore
Demetrius, sp, Stratford
Denis Mukwege, ss, Almaty
Deron Williams, mr, Baltimore
Desdemona, sp, Stratford
Diana Barry, sp, Paddington
Diane Keaton, 2b, on waivers
Dikembe Mutombo, sp, Baltimore
Dinsdale Piranha, 1b, Circus
Djamel Zidane, rf, Kratovo
Doby Chrotchtangle, 3b, San Jose
Doc Rivers, sp, Baltimore
Dominique Wilkins, 3b, Baltimore
Doug E. Fresh, rp, Compton
Dr. Dre, 2b, Compton
Dr. Electron Kebebew, rp, Circus
Dr. Leo M. Chalupa, rf, San Jose
Dr. Loki Skylizard, 1b, San Jose
Dr. Shark Bird, sp, San Jose
Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, c, Washington
Dres, 2b, Multiverse
Dudu Chili, sp, on waivers
Dustin Hoffman, sp, Seattle

Earl Chambers, sp, Los Angeles
Eazy-E, rp, Compton
Ed O'Neill, rp, Sao Paulo
Edmund Hillary, lf, Almaty
Eeyore, 1b, Paddington
Ehud ben-Gera, 3b, on waivers
Eleonora Pons, mr, Los Angeles
Elijah, cf, Tel Aviv
Elizabeth Emken, 1b, Almaty
Emanuela de Paula, cf, Milan
Emeril Lagasse, cf, Kansas City
Enrique Ballestrero, rp, Carolina/on waivers
Enrique DeLome, mr, Washington
Enver Hadziabdic, rp, on waivers
Enya, cf, Seattle
Erich Von Drygalski, lf, Carolina
Erika Heynatz, ss, Milan
Erin Burnett, ss, Sao Paulo
Ernest Shackleton, rf, Carolina
Ertai Wizard Adept, rf, Multiverse
Esau, 3b, Tel Aviv
Eugene Kranz, ss, Carolina
Experiment Kraj, 3b, on waivers

Felicia Day, mr, Cyberspace
Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, sp, Cyberspace
Fenton Hardy, lf, Carolina/on waivers
Ferdinand Magellan, lf, Carolina
Finesse Couch, sp, San Jose
Fitzgerald Thomas Grant III, sp, Washington
Flavious Coffee, sp, San Jose
Flopsy, rp, Paddington
Foxes, ss, Seattle
Fran, 2b, on waivers
Fran Drescher, rp, Kansas City
Francis Drake, ss, Los Angeles
Francis J. Underwood, c, Washington
Franco Baresi, rp, Kratovo
Franco Causio, 3b, Kratovo
Frank Hardy, 1b, Paddington
Frank Langella, ss, Sao Paulo
Franky Vercauteren, c, Kratovo
Fred Durst, 1b, Stratford
Fresh Kid Ice, sp, Multiverse
Friedrich Koncilia, rp, Kratovo
Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett, rp, Los Angeles
Fxjkhr, rf, Washington

Gaby Dunn, 1b, Cyberspace
Garrett Walker, rp, Washington
Geert Van Hecke, sp, Kansas City
Geist of Saint Traft, rf, Paddington
Gemma Ward, rp, Stratford
George Cohen, rp, Kratovo/Sao Paulo
George Rogers Clark, c, Carolina/on waivers
Geronimo Barbadillo Gonzalez, rf, Kratovo
Gertrude, cf, Sao Paulo
Gia, sp, on waivers
Giacinto Facchetti, mr, Kratovo
Gian Franco Romagnoli, rp, Kansas City
Gianni Rivera, ss, Kratovo
Gil Eanes, lf, Carolina/Stratford
Gil Thorpe, rp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Gisela Blade of Goldnight, cf, on waivers
Gloria Delgado, 1b, Los Angeles
Godfrey Sithole, 2b, San Jose
Grace Helbig, cf, Cyberspace
Grand Arbiter Augustin IV, 1b, Baltimore
Gretel Brinker, c, Multiverse
Grimalkin, c, Sao Paulo
Gualtiero Marchesi, rp, Sao Paulo
Guenhwyvar, sp, Tel Aviv
Guildenstern, rp, Stratford
Guillermo Mendizabal Sanchez, lf, Kratovo
Guy Savoy, c, Kansas City

Haley Dunphy, cf, Los Angeles
Halsey, 3b, Seattle
Hamlet, 2b, Stratford
Hank Green, sp, Cyberspace
Hans Brinker, rp, Paddington
Harrison Ford, rp, Tel Aviv
Havoc, c, Compton
Heath Shuler, sp, Almaty
Heidi, ss, Paddington
Heinz Winkler, 2b, Tel Aviv
Helena, lf, Stratford
Henri Michel, ss, Kratovo
Henry Hudson, 2b, Carolina
Henry Wensleydale, 3b, Tel Aviv
Hillel Slovak, lf, Seattle
Hippolyta, 3b, Stratford
Hristo Bonev, rf, on waivers
Huckleberry Finn, rp, Paddington

Iago, cf, Stratford
Ice Cube, cf, Compton
Ice-T, mr, Compton
Idina Menzel, cf, Kansas City
India Gants, rp, on waivers
Iola Morton, mr, Paddington
Iskra Lawrence, c, Tel Aviv
Isla Fisher, 1b, on waivers
Itchy, rp, Washington

Jack Charlton, rp, Kratovo
Jacob, mr, Tel Aviv
Jacques Pic, ss, Kansas City
Jake Gyllenhaal, cf, Tel Aviv
Jam Master Jay, rp, Kansas City
James Beard, cf, Kansas City
James Dale, rp, Washington
Jamie Oliver, sp, on waivers
Janeane Garofalo, rp, Sao Paulo
Jasmia Robinson, sp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Jay Pritchett, 3b, Los Angeles
Jean-Georges Vongerichten, lf, Compton
Jenna Mourey, sp, Cyberspace
Jennifer Lawrence, cf, Circus
Jeremy Renner, 3b, Stratford
Jess Day, rp, Stratford
Jill Goodacre, sp, Seattle
Jim, sp, on waivers
Jim Furyk, 3b, on waivers
Jim Lovell, 2b, Carolina
Jimmy Wales, rp, on waivers
Jiro Ono, ss, Kansas City
Joao Justino Amaral dos Santos, rp, Kratovo
Joe Johnson, c, Baltimore
Joel McHale, rp, on waivers
Joel Pepper, c, Los Angeles
John Cabot, sp, Carolina
John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., ss, Sao Paulo
John Green, sp, Cyberspace
John Slattery, 3b, Kansas City
Johnny Gentle, ss, Washington
Johnny Rep, lf, Kratovo
Jose Calderon, c, Kratovo
Josh Klinghoffer, sp, Seattle
Josh Smith, mr, Baltimore
Josiah Edward Bartlet, sp, Washington
Joules Scott-Key, sp, Seattle
Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, mr, Sao Paulo
Judith, sp, Circus
Jugan the Rising Star, 1b, Multiverse/on waivers
Jules Cobb, ss, Los Angeles
Julia Stegner, rp, Milan
Julian Edelman, sp, Kratovo
Justin Bieber, rf, Compton
Justin Guarini, rp, on waivers

Kanga, ss, Kansas City
Karl-Anthony Towns, rp, Baltimore
Kate Bock, sp, Milan
Kate Grigorieva, sp, Milan
Katrina Kaif, ss, Milan
Keiga the Tide Star, 3b, Multiverse
Ken Andrews, 3b, Los Angeles
Kenneth Parcell, lf, Baltimore
Keranos God of Storms, sp, Multiverse
Kesha Rose Sebert, lf, Seattle
Kevin Garnett, sp, Baltimore
Kevin Love, lf, Baltimore
Ki-Jana Carter, rp, Almaty
King of Swamp Castle, sp, Circus
Knight Who Says "Ni!", rp, Circus
Knight Who Till Recently Said "Ni!", sp, Circus
Kokusho the Evening Star, rf, Multiverse
Kool DJ Red Alert, rp, Sao Paulo
Kotick, 2b, Paddington
Kree Harrison, c, Almaty
Krusty the Clown, 3b, Tel Aviv
Kyle Korver, 1b, Baltimore

LL Cool J, rp, Multiverse
Lais Ribero, rf, Milan
Larry Fine, 3b, Tel Aviv
Lars-Olof Johansson, 1b, Seattle
Leif Ericcson, 1b, Carolina
Lenny Wilkens, sp, on waivers
Leonard Hofstadter, sp, Los Angeles
Let's Get Ready To Rumble, cf, Stratford
Lil' Cease, mr, on waivers
Lilly Singh, rp, on waivers
Lily Tucker-Pritchett, mr, Los Angeles
Lisa Simpson, 1b, on waivers
Little Mermaid, rf, Circus/on waivers
Liz Lemon, c, Compton
Luther Campbell, rp, Compton

MC Ren, 1b, Compton
Mac Manc McManx, rp, Carolina
Maggie Hassan, mr, Sao Paulo
Mamé Adjei, rp, Milan
Mandy Patinkin, ss, Tel Aviv
Manmeet Colon, c, San Jose
Manny Delgado, 3b, Los Angeles
Margo Reuten, rp, Kansas City
Mark Fischbach, cf, Cyberspace
Masako the Humorless, rf, Multiverse/on waivers
Massimiliano Alajmo, rp, Kansas City
Massimo Bottura, rp, Kansas City
Masta Ace, 3b, on waivers
Matt Dillon, ss, Sao Paulo
Matt Kowalski, rf, Carolina
Matthew Cuthbert, c, Multiverse
Max Black, c, Milan
Mays Gilliam, rf, Stratford
Meg Whitman, rp, Almaty
Megan Gale, 1b, Milan
Meriwether Lewis, rp, Carolina
Michael Cassio, lf, Stratford/Multiverse
Michael Landon, cf, Sao Paulo
Michel Troisgrois, lf, on waivers
Michelle Monaghan, mr, Milan
Michelle Phan, rp, Cyberspace
Miguel Bernardo Bianquetti, sp, Kratovo
Milka Duno, 3b, Milan
Mindy Lahiri, sp, on waivers
Mister Blue Sky, c, Almaty
Misty K. Snow, 3b, Almaty
Mitchell Pritchett, cf, Los Angeles
Moe Howard, lf, Tel Aviv
Momir Vig, mr, Multiverse
Mookie Blaylock, cf, Kansas City
Mopsy, 2b, Paddington
Morgan Fey, ss, on waivers
Morris Peterson, lf, Baltimore
Mr. McGregor, mr, on waivers
Munkustrap, sp, Washington
Murdoc Niccals, 1b, Seattle
Myla Dalbesio, rf, Paddington

Nagaina, 3b, Kansas City
Natalie Galkina, 1b, Cyberspace
Natalie Portman, rf, on waivers
Nath of the Gilt-Leaf, rp, Multiverse
Nathan Drake, sp, on waivers
Nathan Kress, ss, Stratford
Nejib Ghommidh, 3b, Los Angeles
Nestor Combin, 2b, Kratovo
Nikola Pekovic, rp, Stratford
Niv-Mizzet the Firemind, 1b, Multiverse
Noah Daniels, 2b, Washington
Noodle, 3b, Sao Paulo
Norwegian Blue, cf, Circus/Circus
Notorious B.I.G., lf, Compton

Oerba Yun Fang, cf, on waivers
Old Man Pytheas, sp, Carolina
Ole Lukoje, c, Stratford
Olivia Voldaren, sp, Compton
Onno Hoes, c, San Jose
Osvaldo Ardiles, ss, Kratovo
Othello, sp, Stratford

Paolo Rossi, 3b, Compton
Pat Buchanan, 2b, Almaty
Pat Jennings, sp, Kratovo
Paul Bocuse, 3b, on waivers
Paul Breitner, sp, Kratovo
Paul Palmer, sp, Almaty
Paul Rudd, sp, Tel Aviv
Peaches, c, Seattle
Penelope Pussycat, ss, Washington
Pepa, 2b, Multiverse
Pepe the Frog, lf, Multiverse/on waivers
Pepper Saltzman, lf, Los Angeles
Pete Conrad, cf, Carolina
Pete Maravich, ss, Baltimore
Peter, sp, Paddington
Peter Finch, 3b, Multiverse
Peter Rabbit, rp, Paddington
Pharika God of Affliction, lf, Los Angeles
Phil Dunphy, sp, Los Angeles
Philip DeFranco Jr., 2b, Cyberspace
Philip Glass, 3b, Tel Aviv
Piglet, sp, Paddington
Polonius, ss, Stratford
Pope Francis, cf, Almaty
Prime Speaker Zegana, rp, Multiverse
Prince Herbert, sp, Circus
Priyanka Chopra, cf, Milan
Prodigy, 1b, Compton
Professor Hackle, lf, Washington
Puff Daddy, ss, Compton

Quote, sp, Compton

Rachel, mr, Tel Aviv
Rachel Berry, rp, Sao Paulo
Rainer Shine, c, Los Angeles
Raj Koothrappali, rp, Los Angeles
Ramirez DePietro, cf, Multiverse
Randall Munroe, 1b, Cyberspace
Ranjit Singh, cf, Multiverse
Raymond Mommens, 3b, on waivers
Real Quiet, rp, Almaty
Reality Winner, sp, San Jose
Rebecca Gayheart, lf, Milan
Rev Run, rp, Seattle
Rhett James McLaughlin, ss, Cyberspace
Rick Santorum, sp, Almaty
Ricky Rubio, sp, Baltimore
Rikki Tikki Tavi, c, Seattle
Riley Matthews, rf, Stratford
Rob Reiner, c, on waivers
Rob Schneider, 2b, on waivers
Robert McNamara, sp, on waivers
Robert Patrick, 3b, Sao Paulo
Robert Peary, rf, Carolina
Rocket Ismail, rp, Almaty
Roger the Shrubber, rp, Kratovo
Rolando Johnson, sp, Cyberspace
Romee Strijd, sp, Milan
Ron Crumpton, sp, Almaty
Ronald McDonald, rp, on waivers
Roo, rp, Seattle
Rose Bertram, sp, Milan
Ross, lf, Sao Paulo
Rudy Mancuso, rp, Cyberspace
Rumpus Cat, rp, Washington
Russel Hobbs, rf, Compton
Ruud Krol, rp, Kratovo
Ryan Stone, c, on waivers
Ryusei the Falling Star, sp, Multiverse

Saint Schwing, mr, San Jose
Salt, sp, on waivers
Samuel Champlain, sp, Carolina
Sandy Irvine, c, Carolina
Sandy Koufax, rp, Tel Aviv
Sara Foster, ss, Milan
Sarabi, cf, Washington
Sarah Michelle Gellar, rp, Tel Aviv
Sarah Silverman, c, Kansas City
Sazh Katzroy, rp, San Jose
Seal, sp, Stratford/on waivers
Selina Meyer, cf, Los Angeles
Sepp Maier, sp, Kratovo
Serah Farron, lf, San Jose
Sessilee Lopez, rp, Milan
Seth Green, 2b, on waivers
Seth Rogen, rp, Sao Paulo
Seán William McLoughlin, cf, Cyberspace
Sheila Broflovski, 3b, Tel Aviv
Shemp Howard, ss, Tel Aviv
Shia LaBoeuf, lf, Tel Aviv
Shitavious Cook, mr, San Jose
Shock G, 2b, Compton
Sia Kate Isobelle Furler, sp, Stratford
Simba, sp, on waivers
Simply Invincible, rp, Almaty
Sir Francis Drake, mr, Carolina
Sir Galahad the Pure, mr, Circus
Sir Lancelot the Brave, rp, Circus
Sir Robin the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, mr, Circus
Sivitri Scarzam, sp, Multiverse
Slender Man, lf, Cyberspace
Smieragatto, 1b, Sao Paulo
Snow Queen, mr, Paddington
Sonia Ramirez, rp, Los Angeles
Sora, rp, San Jose
Spud Webb, lf, Baltimore
Stelmaria, lf, Washington
Stephon Marbury, c, Carolina
Sting, sp, Seattle
Suki Waterhouse, 2b, Milan
Sunday Silence, 2b, Washington
Superintendent Parrot, c, Circus
Suzanne Cryer, cf, Sao Paulo
Sylvester James Pussycat Sr., mr, Seattle

Taco B.M. Monster, rf, San Jose
Taffy Dale, 1b, Washington
Tai Lung, sp, Compton
Tarox Bladewing, sp, on waivers
Tenzing Norgay, ss, on waivers
Tevye, lf, Circus/Multiverse
Teysa Orzhov Scion, c, Paddington
The Gitrog Monster, ss, Multiverse
Theseus, lf, Carolina
Thomas J. Whitmore, 3b, Washington
Thomas James Ridgewell, cf, Cyberspace
Thomas Keller, sp, Kansas City
Thumbelina, mr, Paddington
Thuu, cf, on waivers
Tillman Buttersack, lf, San Jose
Tim, rp, San Jose
Tim Allen, rp, Sao Paulo
Tim Meadows, rp, on waivers
Titania, sp, Stratford
Tobias Andrion, sp, Multiverse
Tolsimir Wolfblood, 1b, on waivers
Tom Sawyer, sp, Paddington
Tommie Frazier, sp, Almaty
Topsfield Sanchu A Little Princess, sp, Almaty
Toshiro Umezawa, rp, Multiverse
Tre McKitty, sp, on waivers
Troy Davis, lf, Almaty
Troye Sivan Mellet, 2b, on waivers
True Sweetster, lf, San Jose
Tupac Shakur, sp, Compton
Tyler Oakley, rf, Cyberspace

Ugly Duckling, 3b, Paddington
Uhuru Kenyatta, sp, Sao Paulo
Ulysses Delano Fitzgerald Milhous Pinky, 3b, Washington

Valeriano Weyler, ss, Washington
Vanilla Dong, rp, San Jose
Vanilla Ice, lf, Kratovo
Vhati il-Dal, cf, on waivers
Vicente de Fonseca Lucas, rp, Kratovo
Vince Carter, sp, Baltimore
Vince Gilligan, 2b, Sao Paulo
Vincent D'Onofrio, ss, Kansas City

Wally Szczerbiak, 2b, Baltimore
Walter Mondale, rp, Almaty
Walter Taibo, sp, on waivers
Will Ferrell, rp, Sao Paulo
William Clark, sp, Carolina
Winnie Harlow, cf, Milan
Winnie the Pooh, cf, Paddington
Wolf, cf, Circus

Xira Arien, rp, Multiverse

Yali, cf, Stratford/on waivers
Yosei the Morning Star, ss, Multiverse
Young MC, ss, Compton

Zach Lavine, sp, Los Angeles
Zach Rogue, cf, Seattle
Zbigniew Boniek, 1b, on waivers
Zoot, mr, Kratovo
Ágatha Bednarczuk, mr, Almaty

By position

Catchers

Adrianne Ho, Stratford
Alex Kapranos, Seattle
Alicia Machado, Milan
Alvin Williams, Baltimore
Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson, Circus
Bob Pettit, Baltimore
Carly Rae Jepsen, Cyberspace
Charlotte York, Sao Paulo
Christopher Robin, Paddington
Cinna, Stratford
Claire Dunphy, San Jose
Danielle Bregoli, Cyberspace
Dave Dederer, Washington
Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, Washington
Francis J. Underwood, Washington
Franky Vercauteren, Kratovo
George Rogers Clark, Carolina/on waivers
Gretel Brinker, Multiverse
Grimalkin, Sao Paulo
Guy Savoy, Kansas City
Havoc, Compton
Iskra Lawrence, Tel Aviv
Joe Johnson, Baltimore
Joel Pepper, Los Angeles
Jose Calderon, Kratovo
Kree Harrison, Almaty
Liz Lemon, Compton
Manmeet Colon, San Jose
Matthew Cuthbert, Multiverse
Max Black, Milan
Mister Blue Sky, Almaty
Ole Lukoje, Stratford
Onno Hoes, San Jose
Peaches, Seattle
Rainer Shine, Los Angeles
Rikki Tikki Tavi, Seattle
Rob Reiner, on waivers
Ryan Stone, on waivers
Sandy Irvine, Carolina
Sarah Silverman, Kansas City
Stephon Marbury, Carolina
Superintendent Parrot, Circus
Teysa Orzhov Scion, Paddington

First Basemen

Adrien Brody, Tel Aviv
Arthur Wilson One, Circus
Bartolomeo Dias, Carolina
Cleopatra Egypt, San Jose
Dinsdale Piranha, Circus
Dr. Loki Skylizard, San Jose
Eeyore, Paddington
Elizabeth Emken, Almaty
Frank Hardy, Paddington
Fred Durst, Stratford
Gaby Dunn, Cyberspace
Gloria Delgado, Los Angeles
Grand Arbiter Augustin IV, Baltimore
Isla Fisher, on waivers
Jugan the Rising Star, Multiverse/on waivers
Kyle Korver, Baltimore
Lars-Olof Johansson, Seattle
Leif Ericcson, Carolina
Lisa Simpson, on waivers
MC Ren, Compton
Megan Gale, Milan
Murdoc Niccals, Seattle
Natalie Galkina, Cyberspace
Niv-Mizzet the Firemind, Multiverse
Prodigy, Compton
Randall Munroe, Cyberspace
Smieragatto, Sao Paulo
Taffy Dale, Washington
Tolsimir Wolfblood, on waivers
Zbigniew Boniek, on waivers

Second Basemen

Alluring Siren, Circus
Bulbasaur, San Jose
Buzz Aldrin, Carolina
Bárbara Seixas, Almaty
Cameron Tucker, Los Angeles
Cardinal Fang, Circus
Chloe Lloyd, Los Angeles
Cloves, Milan
D-Nice, on waivers
Dave Navarro, Seattle
DeMar DeRozan, Baltimore
Diane Keaton, on waivers
Dr. Dre, Compton
Dres, Multiverse
Fran, on waivers
Godfrey Sithole, San Jose
Hamlet, Stratford
Heinz Winkler, Tel Aviv
Henry Hudson, Carolina
Jim Lovell, Carolina
Kotick, Paddington
Mopsy, Paddington
Nestor Combin, Kratovo
Noah Daniels, Washington
Pat Buchanan, Almaty
Pepa, Multiverse
Philip DeFranco Jr., Cyberspace
Rob Schneider, on waivers
Seth Green, on waivers
Shock G, Compton
Suki Waterhouse, Milan
Sunday Silence, Washington
Troye Sivan Mellet, on waivers
Vince Gilligan, Sao Paulo
Wally Szczerbiak, Baltimore

Third Basemen

Amy Farrah Fowler, Seattle
Andrzej Iwan, Compton
Angie Harmon, Carolina
B.J. Smegma, Circus
Blastoise, San Jose
Caroline Channing, Cyberspace
Doby Chrotchtangle, San Jose
Dominique Wilkins, Baltimore
Ehud ben-Gera, on waivers
Esau, Tel Aviv
Experiment Kraj, on waivers
Franco Causio, Kratovo
Halsey, Seattle
Henry Wensleydale, Tel Aviv
Hippolyta, Stratford
Jay Pritchett, Los Angeles
Jeremy Renner, Stratford
Jim Furyk, on waivers
John Slattery, Kansas City
Keiga the Tide Star, Multiverse
Ken Andrews, Los Angeles
Krusty the Clown, Tel Aviv
Larry Fine, Tel Aviv
Manny Delgado, Los Angeles
Masta Ace, on waivers
Milka Duno, Milan
Misty K. Snow, Almaty
Nagaina, Kansas City
Nejib Ghommidh, Los Angeles
Noodle, Sao Paulo
Paolo Rossi, Compton
Paul Bocuse, on waivers
Peter Finch, Multiverse
Philip Glass, Tel Aviv
Raymond Mommens, on waivers
Robert Patrick, Sao Paulo
Sheila Broflovski, Tel Aviv
Thomas J. Whitmore, Washington
Ugly Duckling, Paddington
Ulysses Delano Fitzgerald Milhous Pinky, Washington

Shortstops

?uestlove, Carolina
Anthony Thompson, Almaty
Antoine Walker, on waivers
Benny Fine, on waivers
Bill Sharman, Baltimore
Brion Stoutarm, Multiverse
Cardinal Biggles, Circus
Christopher Nolan, Seattle
DJ Yella, Compton
Dallas Ennema, San Jose
Daniel Middleton, on waivers
Denis Mukwege, Almaty
Erika Heynatz, Milan
Erin Burnett, Sao Paulo
Eugene Kranz, Carolina
Foxes, Seattle
Francis Drake, Los Angeles
Frank Langella, Sao Paulo
Gianni Rivera, Kratovo
Heidi, Paddington
Henri Michel, Kratovo
Jacques Pic, Kansas City
Jiro Ono, Kansas City
John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., Sao Paulo
Johnny Gentle, Washington
Jules Cobb, Los Angeles
Kanga, Kansas City
Katrina Kaif, Milan
Mandy Patinkin, Tel Aviv
Matt Dillon, Sao Paulo
Morgan Fey, on waivers
Nathan Kress, Stratford
Osvaldo Ardiles, Kratovo
Penelope Pussycat, Washington
Pete Maravich, Baltimore
Polonius, Stratford
Puff Daddy, Compton
Rhett James McLaughlin, Cyberspace
Sara Foster, Milan
Shemp Howard, Tel Aviv
Tenzing Norgay, on waivers
The Gitrog Monster, Multiverse
Valeriano Weyler, Washington
Vincent D'Onofrio, Kansas City
Yosei the Morning Star, Multiverse
Young MC, Compton

Left Fielders

Adam Schlesinger, Paddington
Alx James, Cyberspace
Arthur Wilson Two, Circus
Atarka World Render, Tel Aviv
Brabantio, Stratford
Cardinal Ximenez, Circus
Claire Farron, San Jose
Cliff Hagan, Baltimore
Damon Stoudamire, Baltimore
Edmund Hillary, Almaty
Erich Von Drygalski, Carolina
Fenton Hardy, Carolina/on waivers
Ferdinand Magellan, Carolina
Gil Eanes, Carolina/Stratford
Guillermo Mendizabal Sanchez, Kratovo
Helena, Stratford
Hillel Slovak, Seattle
Jean-Georges Vongerichten, Compton
Johnny Rep, Kratovo
Kenneth Parcell, Baltimore
Kesha Rose Sebert, Seattle
Kevin Love, Baltimore
Michael Cassio, Stratford/Multiverse
Michel Troisgrois, on waivers
Moe Howard, Tel Aviv
Morris Peterson, Baltimore
Notorious B.I.G., Compton
Pepe the Frog, Multiverse/on waivers
Pepper Saltzman, Los Angeles
Pharika God of Affliction, Los Angeles
Professor Hackle, Washington
Rebecca Gayheart, Milan
Ross, Sao Paulo
Serah Farron, San Jose
Shia LaBoeuf, Tel Aviv
Slender Man, Cyberspace
Spud Webb, Baltimore
Stelmaria, Washington
Tevye, Circus/Multiverse
Theseus, Carolina
Tillman Buttersack, San Jose
Troy Davis, Almaty
True Sweetster, San Jose
Vanilla Ice, Kratovo

Center Fielders

Allie Brosh, Cyberspace
Andrew Wiggins, Baltimore
Arthur Figgis, on waivers
Ben Kweller, Seattle
Casca, Stratford
Cat Morgan, Washington
Charles Lindbergh, Circus
Chillie Poon, San Jose
Chris Collingwood, Seattle
Conrad Dalton, Washington
Continuation of a Myth, Almaty
Elijah, Tel Aviv
Emanuela de Paula, Milan
Emeril Lagasse, Kansas City
Enya, Seattle
Gertrude, Sao Paulo
Gisela Blade of Goldnight, on waivers
Grace Helbig, Cyberspace
Haley Dunphy, Los Angeles
Iago, Stratford
Ice Cube, Compton
Idina Menzel, Kansas City
Jake Gyllenhaal, Tel Aviv
James Beard, Kansas City
Jennifer Lawrence, Circus
Let's Get Ready To Rumble, Stratford
Mark Fischbach, Cyberspace
Michael Landon, Sao Paulo
Mitchell Pritchett, Los Angeles
Mookie Blaylock, Kansas City
Norwegian Blue, Circus/Circus
Oerba Yun Fang, on waivers
Pete Conrad, Carolina
Pope Francis, Almaty
Priyanka Chopra, Milan
Ramirez DePietro, Multiverse
Ranjit Singh, Multiverse
Sarabi, Washington
Selina Meyer, Los Angeles
Seán William McLoughlin, Cyberspace
Suzanne Cryer, Sao Paulo
Thomas James Ridgewell, Cyberspace
Thuu, on waivers
Vhati il-Dal, on waivers
Winnie Harlow, Milan
Winnie the Pooh, Paddington
Wolf, Circus
Yali, Stratford/on waivers
Zach Rogue, Seattle

Right Fielders

Alexa Ray Joel, Milan
Ben Lee, Seattle
Ben Pepper, Kansas City
Candace Payne, Kansas City
Carly Fiorina, Almaty
China Machado, on waivers
Constance Jablonski, Milan
Djamel Zidane, Kratovo
Dr. Leo M. Chalupa, San Jose
Ernest Shackleton, Carolina
Ertai Wizard Adept, Multiverse
Fxjkhr, Washington
Geist of Saint Traft, Paddington
Geronimo Barbadillo Gonzalez, Kratovo
Hristo Bonev, on waivers
Justin Bieber, Compton
Kokusho the Evening Star, Multiverse
Lais Ribero, Milan
Little Mermaid, Circus/on waivers
Masako the Humorless, Multiverse/on waivers
Matt Kowalski, Carolina
Mays Gilliam, Stratford
Myla Dalbesio, Paddington
Natalie Portman, on waivers
Riley Matthews, Stratford
Robert Peary, Carolina
Russel Hobbs, Compton
Taco B.M. Monster, San Jose
Tyler Oakley, Cyberspace

Starting Pitchers

Amelia Earhart, Carolina
Angela Hartnett, Kansas City
Anne Lindbergh, Circus
Anne Shirley, Paddington
Anne-Sophie Pic, Kansas City
Ben Bernanke, Tel Aviv
Bernard Dietz, Kratovo
Br'er Fox, Paddington
Br'er Rabbit, Paddington
Bregje Heinen, Milan
Brian, Circus
Busta Rhymes, Compton
Cassius, Stratford
Charlie Kelly, Los Angeles
Chuck Norris, on waivers
Colleen Ballinger, Cyberspace
Curly Howard, Tel Aviv
Daniel Boulud, Kansas City
David Palmer, Washington
Davide Scabin, Kansas City
Dawon, on waivers
Demetrius, Stratford
Desdemona, Stratford
Diana Barry, Paddington
Dikembe Mutombo, Baltimore
Doc Rivers, Baltimore
Dr. Shark Bird, San Jose
Dudu Chili, on waivers
Dustin Hoffman, Seattle
Earl Chambers, Los Angeles
Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, Cyberspace
Finesse Couch, San Jose
Fitzgerald Thomas Grant III, Washington
Flavious Coffee, San Jose
Fresh Kid Ice, Multiverse
Geert Van Hecke, Kansas City
Gia, on waivers
Guenhwyvar, Tel Aviv
Hank Green, Cyberspace
Heath Shuler, Almaty
Jamie Oliver, on waivers
Jasmia Robinson, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Jenna Mourey, Cyberspace
Jill Goodacre, Seattle
Jim, on waivers
John Cabot, Carolina
John Green, Cyberspace
Josh Klinghoffer, Seattle
Josiah Edward Bartlet, Washington
Joules Scott-Key, Seattle
Judith, Circus
Julian Edelman, Kratovo
Kate Bock, Milan
Kate Grigorieva, Milan
Keranos God of Storms, Multiverse
Kevin Garnett, Baltimore
King of Swamp Castle, Circus
Knight Who Till Recently Said "Ni!", Circus
Lenny Wilkens, on waivers
Leonard Hofstadter, Los Angeles
Miguel Bernardo Bianquetti, Kratovo
Mindy Lahiri, on waivers
Munkustrap, Washington
Nathan Drake, on waivers
Old Man Pytheas, Carolina
Olivia Voldaren, Compton
Othello, Stratford
Pat Jennings, Kratovo
Paul Breitner, Kratovo
Paul Palmer, Almaty
Paul Rudd, Tel Aviv
Peter, Paddington
Phil Dunphy, Los Angeles
Piglet, Paddington
Prince Herbert, Circus
Quote, Compton
Reality Winner, San Jose
Rick Santorum, Almaty
Ricky Rubio, Baltimore
Robert McNamara, on waivers
Rolando Johnson, Cyberspace
Romee Strijd, Milan
Ron Crumpton, Almaty
Rose Bertram, Milan
Ryusei the Falling Star, Multiverse
Salt, on waivers
Samuel Champlain, Carolina
Seal, Stratford/on waivers
Sepp Maier, Kratovo
Sia Kate Isobelle Furler, Stratford
Simba, on waivers
Sivitri Scarzam, Multiverse
Sting, Seattle
Tai Lung, Compton
Tarox Bladewing, on waivers
Thomas Keller, Kansas City
Titania, Stratford
Tobias Andrion, Multiverse
Tom Sawyer, Paddington
Tommie Frazier, Almaty
Topsfield Sanchu A Little Princess, Almaty
Tre McKitty, on waivers
Tupac Shakur, Compton
Uhuru Kenyatta, Sao Paulo
Vince Carter, Baltimore
Walter Taibo, on waivers
William Clark, Carolina
Zach Lavine, Los Angeles

Middle Relievers

Andrea Bargnani, on waivers
Bella Hadid, Milan
Black Knight, Circus
Bobby Flay, Kansas City
Bushwick Bill, Compton
Cedric Bixler-Zavala, Seattle
Charles Lincoln Neal III, Cyberspace
Commodus, Sao Paulo
David DeVore Jr, Cyberspace
Deron Williams, Baltimore
Eleonora Pons, Los Angeles
Enrique DeLome, Washington
Felicia Day, Cyberspace
Giacinto Facchetti, Kratovo
Ice-T, Compton
Iola Morton, Paddington
Jacob, Tel Aviv
Josh Smith, Baltimore
Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, Sao Paulo
Lil' Cease, on waivers
Lily Tucker-Pritchett, Los Angeles
Maggie Hassan, Sao Paulo
Michelle Monaghan, Milan
Momir Vig, Multiverse
Mr. McGregor, on waivers
Rachel, Tel Aviv
Saint Schwing, San Jose
Shitavious Cook, San Jose
Sir Francis Drake, Carolina
Sir Galahad the Pure, Circus
Sir Robin the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, Circus
Snow Queen, Paddington
Sylvester James Pussycat Sr., Seattle
Thumbelina, Paddington
Zoot, Kratovo
Ágatha Bednarczuk, Almaty

Relief Pitchers

2D, Seattle
Abel Tasman, Carolina
Al Horford, Baltimore
Alex Dunphy, Los Angeles
Alexis Ren, on waivers
Alison Brie, Tel Aviv
Alm-Uncle, Paddington
Alonzo, Compton
Amerigo Vespucci, Carolina
Arthur King of the Britons, Circus
Ashley Graham, on waivers
Calico Briggs, Washington
Candice Huffine, Milan
Casey Weldon, Almaty
Chris Bosh, Baltimore
Daveed Diggs, Tel Aviv
Doug E. Fresh, Compton
Dr. Electron Kebebew, Circus
Eazy-E, Compton
Ed O'Neill, Sao Paulo
Enrique Ballestrero, Carolina/on waivers
Enver Hadziabdic, on waivers
Flopsy, Paddington
Fran Drescher, Kansas City
Franco Baresi, Kratovo
Friedrich Koncilia, Kratovo
Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett, Los Angeles
Garrett Walker, Washington
Gemma Ward, Stratford
George Cohen, Kratovo/Sao Paulo
Gian Franco Romagnoli, Kansas City
Gil Thorpe, Los Angeles/on waivers
Gualtiero Marchesi, Sao Paulo
Guildenstern, Stratford
Hans Brinker, Paddington
Harrison Ford, Tel Aviv
Huckleberry Finn, Paddington
India Gants, on waivers
Itchy, Washington
Jack Charlton, Kratovo
Jam Master Jay, Kansas City
James Dale, Washington
Janeane Garofalo, Sao Paulo
Jess Day, Stratford
Jimmy Wales, on waivers
Joao Justino Amaral dos Santos, Kratovo
Joel McHale, on waivers
Julia Stegner, Milan
Justin Guarini, on waivers
Karl-Anthony Towns, Baltimore
Ki-Jana Carter, Almaty
Knight Who Says "Ni!", Circus
Kool DJ Red Alert, Sao Paulo
LL Cool J, Multiverse
Lilly Singh, on waivers
Luther Campbell, Compton
Mac Manc McManx, Carolina
Mamé Adjei, Milan
Margo Reuten, Kansas City
Massimiliano Alajmo, Kansas City
Massimo Bottura, Kansas City
Meg Whitman, Almaty
Meriwether Lewis, Carolina
Michelle Phan, Cyberspace
Nath of the Gilt-Leaf, Multiverse
Nikola Pekovic, Stratford
Peter Rabbit, Paddington
Prime Speaker Zegana, Multiverse
Rachel Berry, Sao Paulo
Raj Koothrappali, Los Angeles
Real Quiet, Almaty
Rev Run, Seattle
Rocket Ismail, Almaty
Roger the Shrubber, Kratovo
Ronald McDonald, on waivers
Roo, Seattle
Rudy Mancuso, Cyberspace
Rumpus Cat, Washington
Ruud Krol, Kratovo
Sandy Koufax, Tel Aviv
Sarah Michelle Gellar, Tel Aviv
Sazh Katzroy, San Jose
Sessilee Lopez, Milan
Seth Rogen, Sao Paulo
Simply Invincible, Almaty
Sir Lancelot the Brave, Circus
Sonia Ramirez, Los Angeles
Sora, San Jose
Tim, San Jose
Tim Allen, Sao Paulo
Tim Meadows, on waivers
Toshiro Umezawa, Multiverse
Vanilla Dong, San Jose
Vicente de Fonseca Lucas, Kratovo
Walter Mondale, Almaty
Will Ferrell, Sao Paulo
Xira Arien, Multiverse