- full Silvio Berlusconi (UT). Career 6 years, 255 GP. 285/365/563 (AVG/OBP/SLG), 2.1 DRAP, 54.0 ORAP, 56.1 TRAP. Yearly TRAP totals: 21, 15, 13, 9, 5, -9
- full Charles Xavier (UT). Career 6 years, 205 GP. 303/469/430 (AVG/OBP/SLG), -27.8 DRAP, 61.4 ORAP, 33.6 TRAP. Yearly TRAP totals: 15, 14, 6, 4, 0, -6
- full King Kong Bundy (UT). Career 5 years, 202 GP. 317/394/471 (AVG/OBP/SLG), 0.3 DRAP, 27.4 ORAP, 27.7 TRAP. Yearly TRAP totals: 16, 5, 5, 4, -4
- full Aeschylus (SS). Career 4 years, 168 GP. 332/371/542 (AVG/OBP/SLG), 7.7 DRAP, 32.8 ORAP, 40.5 TRAP. Yearly TRAP totals: 18, 14, 10, -2
- full Lars Lokke Rasmussen (C). Career 6 years, 235 GP. 244/395/447 (AVG/OBP/SLG), -9.1 DRAP, 52.5 ORAP, 43.4 TRAP. Yearly TRAP totals: 15, 14, 9, 3, 1, 0
- full Lucy Ricardo (2B). Career 7 years, 260 GP. 295/362/480 (AVG/OBP/SLG), 16.6 DRAP, 37.0 ORAP, 53.6 TRAP. Yearly TRAP totals: 19, 15, 13, 4, 3, 1, -3
- full Chris Cornell (2B). Career 6 years, 227 GP. 298/354/447 (AVG/OBP/SLG), 13.8 DRAP, 11.2 ORAP, 25.0 TRAP. Yearly TRAP totals: 10, 6, 4, 3, 3, -4
- full George Hanson (LF). Career 6 years, 297 GP. 294/329/487 (AVG/OBP/SLG), -5.6 DRAP, 27.7 ORAP, 22.1 TRAP. Yearly TRAP totals: 29, 9, 8, -5, -7, -12
- full Ernest Hemingway (OF). Career 7 years, 259 GP. 257/380/403 (AVG/OBP/SLG), 15.9 DRAP, 30.3 ORAP, 46.2 TRAP. Yearly TRAP totals: 15, 13, 7, 6, 5, 0, -3
- full Aunt Bee (DH). Career 6 years, 278 GP. 354/363/583 (AVG/OBP/SLG), -8.3 DRAP, 61.0 ORAP, 52.7 TRAP. Yearly TRAP totals: 19, 14, 13, 13, -1, -6
- full Dirk the Daring (UT). Career 6 years, 228 GP. 292/403/472 (AVG/OBP/SLG), -42.2 DRAP, 43.9 ORAP, 1.7 TRAP. Yearly TRAP totals: 6, 1, 0, 0, -2, -4
- full Jesse "The Body" Ventura (SP). Career 6 years, 477 IP. 31-31, 1/2 rel opps (1.05 l/pa). 4.85 RA, 0.764 OPS, -3.181 WPA, 24.6 PRAA. Yearly PRAA totals: 18, 12, 3, 2, -4, -6
- full Henry F. Potter (MR). Career 6 years, 209 IP. 17-16, 39/52 rel opps (1.68 l/pa). 3.73 RA, 0.647 OPS, 2.720 WPA, 10.6 PRAA. Yearly PRAA totals: 7, 2, 2, 0, -1, -1
- full Alice Kramden (RP). Career 6 years, 155 IP. 7-10, 46/62 rel opps (1.81 l/pa). 3.41 RA, 0.659 OPS, 0.498 WPA, 4.6 PRAA. Yearly PRAA totals: 5, 3, 2, -1, -1, -3
- full Belboz (RP). Career 6 years, 141 IP. 11-10, 32/43 rel opps (1.53 l/pa). 3.94 RA, 0.769 OPS, 0.667 WPA, 12.2 PRAA. Yearly PRAA totals: 6, 3, 2, 2, 0, -1
- full Mikhail Gorbachev (RP). Career 6 years, 119 IP. 5-8, 44/52 rel opps (1.96 l/pa). 3.16 RA, 0.759 OPS, 2.131 WPA, -1.3 PRAA. Yearly PRAA totals: 3, 1, 1, 0, -1, -4
- full Eugene Ionesco (RP). Career 5 years, 139 IP. 11-5, 32/42 rel opps (1.56 l/pa). 3.61 RA, 0.793 OPS, 0.459 WPA, 3.7 PRAA. Yearly PRAA totals: 3, 1, 0, 0, -1