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SimBase Players, Year 70

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By position: c | 1b | 2b | 3b | ss | lf | cf | rf | sp | mr | rp

2D, rp, Tel Aviv
?uestlove, ss, Columbus

Abel Tasman, rp, Columbus
Adam Schlesinger, lf, Paddington
Adrianne Ho, c, on waivers
Adrien Brody, 1b, Tel Aviv
Al Horford, rp, Baltimore
Alex Dunphy, rp, Los Angeles
Alex Kapranos, c, Seattle
Alex Van Halen, rp, Seattle
Alexa Ray Joel, rf, Milan
Alicia Machado, c, Milan
Alison Brie, rp, Tel Aviv
Allie Brosh, cf, Cyberspace
Allison Raskin, sp, Cyberspace
Alluring Siren, 2b, Circus/Cyberspace
Alm-Uncle, rp, Paddington
Alonzo, rp, Compton
Alvin Williams, c, Baltimore
Alx James, lf, Cyberspace
Amelia Earhart, sp, Columbus
Amerigo Vespucci, rp, Columbus
Amy Farrah Fowler, 3b, Sao Paulo
Andrew Wiggins, cf, Baltimore
Andrzej Iwan, 3b, Compton
Angela Hartnett, rp, Kansas City
Angie Harmon, 3b, Columbus
Anne Lindbergh, sp, Circus
Anne Shirley, sp, Paddington
Anne-Sophie Pic, sp, Kansas City
Anthony Thompson, ss, Vancouver
Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson, c, Circus
Arthur King of the Britons, rp, on waivers
Arthur Wilson One, 1b, Circus
Arthur Wilson Two, lf, Circus
Atarka World Render, lf, on waivers

B.J. Smegma, 3b, Circus
Bartolomeo Dias, 1b, Columbus
Bella Hadid, mr, Milan
Ben Bernanke, sp, Tel Aviv
Ben Kweller, cf, Cyberspace
Ben Lee, rf, Sao Paulo
Ben Pepper, rf, Kansas City
Ben Stiller, rp, Paddington
Bernard Dietz, sp, Kratovo
Bill Sharman, ss, Baltimore/on waivers
Billy Cunningham, c, Baltimore
Black Knight, mr, Circus
Blastoise, 3b, San Jose
Bob Pettit, c, on waivers
Bobby Flay, mr, Kansas City
Br'er Fox, sp, Paddington
Br'er Rabbit, sp, Paddington
Brabantio, lf, Stratford/Compton
Brad Delson, cf, Seattle
Bree Sharp, 3b, Seattle
Bregje Heinen, sp, Milan
Brent Sutter, 1b, Omsk
Brian, sp, Circus
Brian Sutter, rp, Omsk
Brion Stoutarm, ss, on waivers
Bulbasaur, 2b, San Jose
Bushwick Bill, mr, Compton
Busta Rhymes, sp, Compton
Buzz Aldrin, 2b, Columbus
Bárbara Seixas, 2b, Vancouver/Compton

Calico Briggs, rp, Washington
Calpurnia, 1b, Kratovo
Cameron Tucker, 2b, Los Angeles
Candace Payne, rf, Kansas City
Candice Huffine, rp, Milan
Cardinal Biggles, ss, Circus
Cardinal Fang, 2b, Circus
Cardinal Ximenez, 1b, Circus
Carly Fiorina, rf, Vancouver
Carly Rae Jepsen, c, on waivers
Caroline Channing, 3b, Cyberspace
Casca, cf, Kratovo
Casey Weldon, rp, Almaty
Cassius, sp, Stratford
Cat Morgan, cf, Washington
Cedric Bixler-Zavala, mr, Seattle
Charles Lincoln Neal III, mr, Cyberspace
Charles Lindbergh, lf, on waivers
Charlie Kelly, sp, Los Angeles
Charlotte York, c, Sao Paulo
Chester Bennington, 1b, Seattle
Chillie Poon, cf, San Jose
Chloe Lloyd, 2b, Los Angeles
Chris Bosh, rp, Baltimore
Chris Collingwood, cf, Seattle/Baltimore
Christopher Nolan, ss, Seattle/on waivers
Christopher Robin, c, Paddington
Cinna, c, Stratford/on waivers
Claire Dunphy, c, San Jose
Claire Farron, lf, on waivers
Claire Underwood, rf, Washington
Cleopatra Egypt, ss, Seattle
Cliff Hagan, lf, Baltimore
Cloves, 2b, Milan
Colleen Ballinger, sp, Cyberspace
Commodus, mr, Sao Paulo
Conrad Dalton, cf, Washington
Constance Jablonski, rf, Milan
Continuation of a Myth, cf, Vancouver
Cottontail, 3b, Paddington/Seattle
Curly Howard, sp, Tel Aviv

DJ Yella, ss, Compton/Seattle/on waivers
Dallas Ennema, ss, San Jose
Damon Stoudamire, lf, Baltimore/Kratovo
Dancing Hot Dog, rf, Cyberspace
Daniel Boulud, rp, Kansas City
Danielle Bregoli, c, Cyberspace
Darryl Sutter, c, Omsk
Dave Dederer, c, Washington
Dave Navarro, 2b, Omsk
Daveed Diggs, rp, Tel Aviv
David DeVore Jr, mr, on waivers
David Palmer, sp, Washington
Davide Scabin, sp, Kansas City
DeMar DeRozan, 2b, Vancouver
Demetrius, rp, Stratford
Denis Mukwege, ss, Vancouver
Deron Williams, mr, Baltimore
Desdemona, rp, Stratford
Diana Barry, sp, Paddington
Dick Van Dyke, sp, Vancouver
Dikembe Mutombo, sp, Baltimore
Dinsdale Piranha, 1b, Circus
Djamel Zidane, rf, on waivers
Doby Chrotchtangle, 3b, San Jose
Doc Rivers, sp, Baltimore
Dolph Schayes, 3b, Baltimore
Dominique Wilkins, 3b, Baltimore
Doug Collins, lf, Baltimore
Doug E. Fresh, rp, Compton
Dr. Dre, 2b, Compton
Dr. Electron Kebebew, rp, Circus
Dr. Leo M. Chalupa, rf, San Jose
Dr. Loki Skylizard, 1b, San Jose
Dr. Shark Bird, rp, San Jose
Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, c, Washington
Dres, 2b, Multiverse
Duane Sutter, 1b, on waivers
Dustin Hoffman, sp, on waivers

Earl Chambers, sp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Eazy-E, rp, Compton/on waivers
Ed O'Neill, rp, Sao Paulo
Eddie Van Halen, c, Seattle
Edino Nazareth Filho, sp, Kratovo
Edita Vilkeviciute, ss, Milan
Edmund Hillary, lf, Vancouver
Eeyore, 1b, Paddington
Eleonora Pons, mr, Los Angeles
Elijah, cf, Tel Aviv
Elizabeth Emken, 1b, Vancouver
Elizabeth Lanford, sp, Seattle
Emanuela de Paula, cf, Milan
Emeril Lagasse, c, Kansas City
Enrique DeLome, mr, Washington
Enya, cf, Circus
Erich Von Drygalski, lf, Columbus
Erika Heynatz, ss, Milan
Erin Burnett, ss, Sao Paulo
Ernest Shackleton, rf, Columbus
Ertai Wizard Adept, cf, on waivers
Esau, 1b, Tel Aviv
Eugene Kranz, ss, Columbus
Excellent Raymond, cf, San Jose

Felicia Day, mr, Cyberspace
Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, sp, Cyberspace
Ferdinand Magellan, lf, on waivers
Finesse Couch, sp, San Jose
Fitzgerald Thomas Grant III, sp, Washington
Flavious Coffee, sp, San Jose
Flopsy, rp, Paddington
Foxes, ss, Circus
Fran Drescher, rp, Kansas City
Francis Drake, ss, Paddington
Francis J. Underwood, c, Washington
Franco Baresi, rp, Kratovo
Franco Causio, 3b, Kratovo
Frank Hardy, 1b, Paddington
Frank Langella, ss, Sao Paulo
Frankie Peanuts, lf, on waivers
Franky Vercauteren, c, Vancouver
Fred Durst, 1b, Stratford
Fresh Kid Ice, sp, Multiverse
Friedrich Koncilia, rp, Kratovo
Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett, rp, Los Angeles
Fumiko the Lowblood, 1b, Multiverse
Fxjkhr, rf, Washington

Gaby Dunn, 1b, Cyberspace
Garrett Walker, rp, Washington
Geert Van Hecke, sp, Kansas City
Geist of Saint Traft, rf, Paddington
Gemma Ward, rp, Stratford
George Cohen, rp, Sao Paulo
Geronimo Barbadillo Gonzalez, rf, Kratovo
Gertrude, cf, Sao Paulo
Giacinto Facchetti, mr, Kratovo
Gian Franco Romagnoli, rp, Kansas City
Gianni Rivera, ss, Kratovo
Gil Eanes, lf, Tel Aviv
Gloria Delgado, 1b, Los Angeles
Godfrey Sithole, 2b, San Jose
Grace Helbig, cf, on waivers
Grand Arbiter Augustin IV, 1b, Baltimore
Gretel Brinker, c, Multiverse
Grimalkin, c, Sao Paulo
Gualtiero Marchesi, rp, Sao Paulo
Guenhwyvar, sp, Tel Aviv
Guildenstern, rp, Stratford
Guillermo Mendizabal Sanchez, lf, Stratford
Guy Savoy, c, Kansas City

Hal Greer, ss, Baltimore
Haley Dunphy, cf, Compton
Halsey, 3b, Seattle/Compton
Hamlet, 2b, Stratford
Hank Green, sp, Cyberspace
Hans Brinker, rp, Paddington
Harrison Ford, rp, Tel Aviv/Circus
Harry "Snapper" Organs, rf, Circus
Havoc, c, Compton
Heath Shuler, sp, Vancouver
Heidi, ss, Paddington
Heinz Winkler, 2b, Tel Aviv
Helena, lf, Multiverse
Henri Michel, ss, Kratovo
Henry Hudson, 2b, Circus
Henry Wensleydale, 3b, Tel Aviv
Hillel Slovak, lf, Stratford
Hippolyta, 3b, on waivers
Huckleberry Finn, rp, Paddington

I-Perfection Harris, rp, San Jose
Iago, cf, Stratford
Ice Cube, cf, Compton/Vancouver
Ice-T, mr, Compton
Idina Menzel, cf, Kansas City
Iizuka the Ruthless, c, Multiverse
Illidan Stormrage, c, Columbus
Iola Morton, mr, Paddington
Isao Enlightened Bushi, rf, Multiverse
Iskra Lawrence, c, on waivers
Itchy, rp, Washington

Jack Charlton, rp, Kratovo
Jackie Lynn Voorhees, rp, Los Angeles
Jacob, mr, on waivers
Jacques Pic, ss, Kansas City
Jake Gyllenhaal, cf, Tel Aviv/Multiverse
Jake Paul, rp, Cyberspace
Jam Master Jay, rp, Kansas City
James Beard, cf, Kansas City
James Dale, rp, on waivers
Jane Randall, rp, Los Angeles
Janeane Garofalo, rp, Sao Paulo
Jay Pritchett, 3b, Los Angeles
Jean-Georges Vongerichten, lf, Compton
Jenna Mourey, sp, Cyberspace
Jennifer Lawrence, rf, Circus/Tel Aviv
Jeremy Renner, 3b, Stratford
Jess Day, rp, Stratford
Jill Goodacre, sp, Seattle
Jim Lovell, 2b, Columbus
Jiro Ono, lf, Kansas City
Joao Justino Amaral dos Santos, rp, Kratovo
Joe Johnson, c, Baltimore
Joel Pepper, c, Los Angeles
John Cabot, sp, Columbus
John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., ss, Sao Paulo
John Green, sp, Cyberspace
John Slattery, 3b, Kansas City
Johnny Gentle, ss, Washington
Johnny Rep, lf, Kratovo
Jose Calderon, c, Kratovo
Josh Klinghoffer, sp, Seattle/on waivers
Josh Smith, mr, Baltimore
Josiah Edward Bartlet, sp, Washington
Joules Scott-Key, sp, Seattle
Juan Alderete, rp, Seattle
Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, mr, Sao Paulo
Judith, sp, Circus
Jules Cobb, ss, Los Angeles
Julia Stegner, rp, Milan
Julian Edelman, sp, on waivers
June Carter Cash, rp, Seattle
Justin Bieber, rf, Compton/Seattle

Kanga, ss, Kansas City
Karl-Anthony Towns, rp, Baltimore
Kate Bock, sp, Milan
Kate Grigorieva, sp, Milan
Katrina Kaif, ss, Milan
Keiga the Tide Star, 3b, Multiverse
Ken Andrews, 3b, Los Angeles/on waivers
Kenneth Parcell, lf, Baltimore
Kentaro the Smiling Cat, sp, Multiverse
Keranos God of Storms, sp, Seattle
Kesha Rose Sebert, lf, on waivers
Kevin Garnett, sp, Baltimore
Kevin Love, lf, Baltimore
Ki-Jana Carter, rp, Vancouver
Kimmy Schmidt, 2b, Los Angeles
King of Swamp Castle, sp, Circus
Knight Who Says "Ni!", rp, Circus
Knight Who Till Recently Said "Ni!", sp, Circus
Kokusho the Evening Star, rf, Multiverse
Konda Lord of Eiganjo, sp, Multiverse
Kool DJ Red Alert, rp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Kotick, 2b, Paddington
Kree Harrison, c, Vancouver
Krusty the Clown, 2b, Tel Aviv
Kyle Korver, 1b, Baltimore

LL Cool J, mr, Multiverse
Lais Ribero, rf, Milan
Larry Fine, 3b, Tel Aviv
Lars-Olof Johansson, 1b, Seattle
Laura Priscilla Montez, lf, Washington
Le'Genius Wisdom Williams, rf, San Jose
Leif Ericcson, 1b, Columbus/on waivers
Leonard Hofstadter, sp, on waivers
Let's Get Ready To Rumble, cf, Stratford
Lillian Kaushtupper, sp, Los Angeles
Lily Tucker-Pritchett, mr, Los Angeles
Liz Lemon, c, on waivers
Logan Paul, lf, Seattle
Luther Campbell, rp, Compton

MC Ren, 1b, Compton
Mac Manc McManx, rp, on waivers
Maggie Hassan, mr, Sao Paulo
Maiev Shadowsong, mr, Columbus
Malfurion Stormrage, rp, Columbus
Mamé Adjei, rp, Milan
Mandy Patinkin, ss, Compton
Manmeet Colon, c, San Jose
Manny Delgado, 3b, Los Angeles
Marcel Rodriguez-Lopez, 3b, Seattle
Marco van Basten, cf, Kratovo
Margo Reuten, rp, Kansas City
Mark Antony, 3b, Stratford
Mark Fischbach, cf, Cyberspace
Massimiliano Alajmo, mr, Kansas City
Massimo Bottura, rp, Kansas City
Matt Dillon, ss, Sao Paulo
Matt Kowalski, rf, Columbus
Matthew Cuthbert, c, Multiverse
Max Black, c, Milan
Mays Gilliam, rf, Stratford
Meg Whitman, rp, Almaty
Megan Gale, 1b, Milan
Meriwether Lewis, rp, Columbus
Mia Kang, rp, Milan
Michael Cassio, lf, Multiverse
Michael Landon, cf, Sao Paulo
Michelle Monaghan, mr, on waivers
Michelle Phan, rp, Cyberspace
Mighty Fine, ss, San Jose
Miguel Bernardo Bianquetti, sp, Kratovo
Mikey Politano, sp, Los Angeles
Milk Dee, ss, Compton/Vancouver
Milka Duno, 3b, on waivers
Mister Blue Sky, c, Vancouver/Sao Paulo
Misty K. Snow, 3b, Vancouver
Mitchell Pritchett, cf, Los Angeles
Moe Howard, lf, Tel Aviv
Momir Vig, mr, on waivers
Mookie Blaylock, cf, Kansas City
Mopsy, 2b, Paddington
Morris Peterson, lf, Baltimore
Munkustrap, sp, Washington
Murdoc Niccals, 1b, Tel Aviv
Murellus, 2b, Stratford
Myla Dalbesio, rf, Paddington

Nagaina, 3b, Kansas City
Natalie Galkina, 1b, Cyberspace/Columbus
Nath of the Gilt-Leaf, mr, Multiverse
Nathan Kress, ss, Stratford
Nejib Ghommidh, 3b, Los Angeles
Nestor Combin, 2b, Kratovo/Baltimore
Nikola Pekovic, rp, Stratford
Nina Persson, 2b, Seattle
Niv-Mizzet the Firemind, 1b, Multiverse
Noah Daniels, 2b, Washington
Noodle, 3b, Sao Paulo
Norwegian Blue, cf, on waivers
Notorious B.I.G., lf, Compton

Old Man Pytheas, sp, on waivers
Ole Lukoje, c, Stratford
Olivia Voldaren, sp, Compton/Circus
Onno Hoes, c, on waivers
Osvaldo Ardiles, ss, Kratovo
Othello, sp, Stratford

Paolo Rossi, 3b, on waivers
Pat Buchanan, 2b, Vancouver/Almaty
Pat Jennings, sp, Kratovo
Paul Breitner, sp, Kratovo
Paul Palmer, sp, Compton
Paul Rudd, sp, Tel Aviv
Peaches, c, Seattle/on waivers
Penelope Pussycat, ss, Washington
Pepa, 2b, Multiverse
Pepper Saltzman, rf, Los Angeles/on waivers
Pete Conrad, cf, Columbus
Pete Maravich, ss, on waivers
Peter, sp, Paddington
Peter Finch, 3b, Multiverse
Peter Rabbit, rp, Paddington
Pharika God of Affliction, lf, Los Angeles
Phil Dunphy, sp, Seattle/Los Angeles
Philip DeFranco Jr., 2b, Cyberspace
Philip Glass, c, Tel Aviv
Piglet, sp, Paddington/Los Angeles
Polonius, ss, Stratford
Pope Francis, cf, Vancouver
Positive K, cf, Compton
Prime Speaker Zegana, rp, Multiverse/on waivers
Prince Herbert, sp, Circus
Priyanka Chopra, cf, Milan
Prodigy, 1b, Compton
Professor Hackle, lf, Washington
Puff Daddy, ss, Compton

Quote, sp, Compton/Stratford

Rachel, mr, Tel Aviv
Rachel Berry, rp, Sao Paulo
Rainer Shine, c, Los Angeles
Raj Koothrappali, rp, Los Angeles
Ramirez DePietro, cf, Multiverse
Randall Munroe, 1b, Cyberspace
Ranjit Singh, cf, on waivers
Real Quiet, rp, Vancouver
Reality Winner, sp, San Jose
Rebecca Gayheart, lf, Milan
Rev Run, rp, Seattle/on waivers
Rhett James McLaughlin, ss, Cyberspace
Rich Sutter, ss, Omsk
Richard Wayne Gary Wayne, sp, Los Angeles
Rick Santorum, sp, Almaty
Ricky Rubio, sp, Baltimore
Rikki Tikki Tavi, c, Seattle/on waivers
Riley Matthews, rf, Stratford
Robert Patrick, 3b, Sao Paulo
Robert Peary, rf, Columbus
Robin van Persie, 2b, Kratovo
Rocket Ismail, rp, Vancouver
Roger the Shrubber, rp, Kratovo
Rolando Johnson, sp, Cyberspace
Romee Strijd, sp, Milan
Ron Crumpton, sp, Vancouver
Ron Sutter, rp, Omsk
Roo, rp, Seattle/Compton
Rose Bertram, sp, Milan
Ross, lf, on waivers
Rudy Mancuso, rp, Multiverse
Rumpus Cat, rp, Washington
Russel Hobbs, rf, Compton
Ruud Krol, rp, Kratovo
Ryusei the Falling Star, sp, Multiverse

Saint Schwing, mr, San Jose
Sally Langston, 2b, Los Angeles/Seattle
Samuel Champlain, sp, Columbus
Sandy Irvine, c, Columbus
Sandy Koufax, rp, Tel Aviv
Sara Foster, ss, Milan
Sarabi, cf, Washington
Sarah Michelle Gellar, rp, Stratford
Sarah Silverman, c, Kansas City
Saul, ss, Tel Aviv
Sazh Katzroy, rp, San Jose
Selina Meyer, cf, Los Angeles
Sensei Golden-Tail, rp, Multiverse
Sepp Maier, sp, on waivers
Serah Farron, lf, San Jose
Sessilee Lopez, rp, Milan
Seth Rogen, rp, Sao Paulo
Seán William McLoughlin, 3b, Cyberspace
Sheila Broflovski, 3b, Tel Aviv
Shemp Howard, ss, Tel Aviv
Shia LaBoeuf, rf, Tel Aviv
Shitavious Cook, mr, San Jose
Shock G, 2b, Compton
Sia Kate Isobelle Furler, sp, Stratford
Simply Invincible, rp, Vancouver
Sir Francis Drake, mr, Columbus
Sir Galahad the Pure, mr, Circus/on waivers
Sir Lancelot the Brave, rp, Circus
Sir Robin the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, mr, Circus
Sivitri Scarzam, sp, Multiverse
Slender Man, lf, Cyberspace
Smieragatto, 1b, Sao Paulo
Snow Queen, mr, Paddington
Sonia Ramirez, rp, on waivers
Sora, rp, on waivers
Spud Webb, lf, on waivers
Stelmaria, lf, Washington
Stephon Marbury, c, Columbus
Sting, sp, Milan
Suki Waterhouse, 2b, Milan
Sunday Silence, 2b, Washington
Superintendent Parrot, c, Circus
Suzanne Cryer, cf, Sao Paulo
Sylvester James Pussycat Sr., mr, Seattle/Baltimore

Taco B.M. Monster, rf, San Jose
Taffy Dale, 1b, Seattle
Tai Lung, sp, Compton/on waivers
Takeno Samurai General, sp, Multiverse
Tevye, lf, Tel Aviv
Teysa Orzhov Scion, c, Paddington
The Gitrog Monster, ss, Multiverse/on waivers
Theseus, lf, Columbus
Thomas J. Whitmore, 3b, Washington
Thomas James Ridgewell, cf, Cyberspace
Thomas Keller, sp, Kansas City
Thumbelina, mr, on waivers
Tillman Buttersack, lf, San Jose
Tim, rp, San Jose
Tim Allen, rp, Sao Paulo
Tim Wheeler, rp, Seattle
Titania, mr, Stratford
Titus Andromedon, 2b, Los Angeles
Tobias Andrion, sp, Multiverse
Tom Sawyer, sp, Paddington
Tommie Frazier, sp, Vancouver
Tommy Pickles, rp, Tel Aviv
Topsfield Sanchu A Little Princess, sp, Vancouver
Toshiro Umezawa, rp, on waivers
Troy Davis, lf, Almaty
True Sweetster, cf, San Jose
Tupac Shakur, sp, Compton
Tyler Oakley, rf, Cyberspace
Tyrande Whisperwind, ss, Columbus

Ugly Duckling, 3b, Paddington
Uhuru Kenyatta, sp, Stratford
Ulysses Delano Fitzgerald Milhous Pinky, 3b, Washington

Valeriano Weyler, ss, Washington
Van Cliburn, sp, Vancouver
Van Jones, rf, Vancouver
Vangelis, 1b, Vancouver
Vanilla Dong, rp, San Jose
Vanilla Ice, lf, Kratovo
Vicente de Fonseca Lucas, rp, Kratovo
Vince Carter, sp, Baltimore
Vince Gilligan, 2b, Sao Paulo
Vincent D'Onofrio, ss, Kansas City
Vincent Van Gogh, rf, Vancouver

Wally Szczerbiak, 2b, Baltimore/on waivers
Walter Mondale, rp, Vancouver
Will Ferrell, rp, Sao Paulo
William Clark, sp, Columbus
Winnie Harlow, cf, Compton/Seattle
Winnie the Pooh, cf, Paddington
Wolf, cf, Circus
Wolfgang Van Halen, ss, Seattle

Xira Arien, rp, Multiverse/on waivers

Yosei the Morning Star, ss, Multiverse
Young MC, ss, Compton

Zach Lavine, sp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Zach Rogue, cf, Seattle
Zoot, mr, Kratovo
Ágatha Bednarczuk, mr, Vancouver/Compton

By position

Catchers

Adrianne Ho, on waivers
Alex Kapranos, Seattle
Alicia Machado, Milan
Alvin Williams, Baltimore
Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson, Circus
Billy Cunningham, Baltimore
Bob Pettit, on waivers
Carly Rae Jepsen, on waivers
Charlotte York, Sao Paulo
Christopher Robin, Paddington
Cinna, Stratford/on waivers
Claire Dunphy, San Jose
Danielle Bregoli, Cyberspace
Darryl Sutter, Omsk
Dave Dederer, Washington
Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, Washington
Eddie Van Halen, Seattle
Emeril Lagasse, Kansas City
Francis J. Underwood, Washington
Franky Vercauteren, Vancouver
Gretel Brinker, Multiverse
Grimalkin, Sao Paulo
Guy Savoy, Kansas City
Havoc, Compton
Iizuka the Ruthless, Multiverse
Illidan Stormrage, Columbus
Iskra Lawrence, on waivers
Joe Johnson, Baltimore
Joel Pepper, Los Angeles
Jose Calderon, Kratovo
Kree Harrison, Vancouver
Liz Lemon, on waivers
Manmeet Colon, San Jose
Matthew Cuthbert, Multiverse
Max Black, Milan
Mister Blue Sky, Vancouver/Sao Paulo
Ole Lukoje, Stratford
Onno Hoes, on waivers
Peaches, Seattle/on waivers
Philip Glass, Tel Aviv
Rainer Shine, Los Angeles
Rikki Tikki Tavi, Seattle/on waivers
Sandy Irvine, Columbus
Sarah Silverman, Kansas City
Stephon Marbury, Columbus
Superintendent Parrot, Circus
Teysa Orzhov Scion, Paddington

First Basemen

Adrien Brody, Tel Aviv
Arthur Wilson One, Circus
Bartolomeo Dias, Columbus
Brent Sutter, Omsk
Calpurnia, Kratovo
Cardinal Ximenez, Circus
Chester Bennington, Seattle
Dinsdale Piranha, Circus
Dr. Loki Skylizard, San Jose
Duane Sutter, on waivers
Eeyore, Paddington
Elizabeth Emken, Vancouver
Esau, Tel Aviv
Frank Hardy, Paddington
Fred Durst, Stratford
Fumiko the Lowblood, Multiverse
Gaby Dunn, Cyberspace
Gloria Delgado, Los Angeles
Grand Arbiter Augustin IV, Baltimore
Kyle Korver, Baltimore
Lars-Olof Johansson, Seattle
Leif Ericcson, Columbus/on waivers
MC Ren, Compton
Megan Gale, Milan
Murdoc Niccals, Tel Aviv
Natalie Galkina, Cyberspace/Columbus
Niv-Mizzet the Firemind, Multiverse
Prodigy, Compton
Randall Munroe, Cyberspace
Smieragatto, Sao Paulo
Taffy Dale, Seattle
Vangelis, Vancouver

Second Basemen

Alluring Siren, Circus/Cyberspace
Bulbasaur, San Jose
Buzz Aldrin, Columbus
Bárbara Seixas, Vancouver/Compton
Cameron Tucker, Los Angeles
Cardinal Fang, Circus
Chloe Lloyd, Los Angeles
Cloves, Milan
Dave Navarro, Omsk
DeMar DeRozan, Vancouver
Dr. Dre, Compton
Dres, Multiverse
Godfrey Sithole, San Jose
Hamlet, Stratford
Heinz Winkler, Tel Aviv
Henry Hudson, Circus
Jim Lovell, Columbus
Kimmy Schmidt, Los Angeles
Kotick, Paddington
Krusty the Clown, Tel Aviv
Mopsy, Paddington
Murellus, Stratford
Nestor Combin, Kratovo/Baltimore
Nina Persson, Seattle
Noah Daniels, Washington
Pat Buchanan, Vancouver/Almaty
Pepa, Multiverse
Philip DeFranco Jr., Cyberspace
Robin van Persie, Kratovo
Sally Langston, Los Angeles/Seattle
Shock G, Compton
Suki Waterhouse, Milan
Sunday Silence, Washington
Titus Andromedon, Los Angeles
Vince Gilligan, Sao Paulo
Wally Szczerbiak, Baltimore/on waivers

Third Basemen

Amy Farrah Fowler, Sao Paulo
Andrzej Iwan, Compton
Angie Harmon, Columbus
B.J. Smegma, Circus
Blastoise, San Jose
Bree Sharp, Seattle
Caroline Channing, Cyberspace
Cottontail, Paddington/Seattle
Doby Chrotchtangle, San Jose
Dolph Schayes, Baltimore
Dominique Wilkins, Baltimore
Franco Causio, Kratovo
Halsey, Seattle/Compton
Henry Wensleydale, Tel Aviv
Hippolyta, on waivers
Jay Pritchett, Los Angeles
Jeremy Renner, Stratford
John Slattery, Kansas City
Keiga the Tide Star, Multiverse
Ken Andrews, Los Angeles/on waivers
Larry Fine, Tel Aviv
Manny Delgado, Los Angeles
Marcel Rodriguez-Lopez, Seattle
Mark Antony, Stratford
Milka Duno, on waivers
Misty K. Snow, Vancouver
Nagaina, Kansas City
Nejib Ghommidh, Los Angeles
Noodle, Sao Paulo
Paolo Rossi, on waivers
Peter Finch, Multiverse
Robert Patrick, Sao Paulo
Seán William McLoughlin, Cyberspace
Sheila Broflovski, Tel Aviv
Thomas J. Whitmore, Washington
Ugly Duckling, Paddington
Ulysses Delano Fitzgerald Milhous Pinky, Washington

Shortstops

?uestlove, Columbus
Anthony Thompson, Vancouver
Bill Sharman, Baltimore/on waivers
Brion Stoutarm, on waivers
Cardinal Biggles, Circus
Christopher Nolan, Seattle/on waivers
Cleopatra Egypt, Seattle
DJ Yella, Compton/Seattle/on waivers
Dallas Ennema, San Jose
Denis Mukwege, Vancouver
Edita Vilkeviciute, Milan
Erika Heynatz, Milan
Erin Burnett, Sao Paulo
Eugene Kranz, Columbus
Foxes, Circus
Francis Drake, Paddington
Frank Langella, Sao Paulo
Gianni Rivera, Kratovo
Hal Greer, Baltimore
Heidi, Paddington
Henri Michel, Kratovo
Jacques Pic, Kansas City
John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., Sao Paulo
Johnny Gentle, Washington
Jules Cobb, Los Angeles
Kanga, Kansas City
Katrina Kaif, Milan
Mandy Patinkin, Compton
Matt Dillon, Sao Paulo
Mighty Fine, San Jose
Milk Dee, Compton/Vancouver
Nathan Kress, Stratford
Osvaldo Ardiles, Kratovo
Penelope Pussycat, Washington
Pete Maravich, on waivers
Polonius, Stratford
Puff Daddy, Compton
Rhett James McLaughlin, Cyberspace
Rich Sutter, Omsk
Sara Foster, Milan
Saul, Tel Aviv
Shemp Howard, Tel Aviv
The Gitrog Monster, Multiverse/on waivers
Tyrande Whisperwind, Columbus
Valeriano Weyler, Washington
Vincent D'Onofrio, Kansas City
Wolfgang Van Halen, Seattle
Yosei the Morning Star, Multiverse
Young MC, Compton

Left Fielders

Adam Schlesinger, Paddington
Alx James, Cyberspace
Arthur Wilson Two, Circus
Atarka World Render, on waivers
Brabantio, Stratford/Compton
Charles Lindbergh, on waivers
Claire Farron, on waivers
Cliff Hagan, Baltimore
Damon Stoudamire, Baltimore/Kratovo
Doug Collins, Baltimore
Edmund Hillary, Vancouver
Erich Von Drygalski, Columbus
Ferdinand Magellan, on waivers
Frankie Peanuts, on waivers
Gil Eanes, Tel Aviv
Guillermo Mendizabal Sanchez, Stratford
Helena, Multiverse
Hillel Slovak, Stratford
Jean-Georges Vongerichten, Compton
Jiro Ono, Kansas City
Johnny Rep, Kratovo
Kenneth Parcell, Baltimore
Kesha Rose Sebert, on waivers
Kevin Love, Baltimore
Laura Priscilla Montez, Washington
Logan Paul, Seattle
Michael Cassio, Multiverse
Moe Howard, Tel Aviv
Morris Peterson, Baltimore
Notorious B.I.G., Compton
Pharika God of Affliction, Los Angeles
Professor Hackle, Washington
Rebecca Gayheart, Milan
Ross, on waivers
Serah Farron, San Jose
Slender Man, Cyberspace
Spud Webb, on waivers
Stelmaria, Washington
Tevye, Tel Aviv
Theseus, Columbus
Tillman Buttersack, San Jose
Troy Davis, Almaty
Vanilla Ice, Kratovo

Center Fielders

Allie Brosh, Cyberspace
Andrew Wiggins, Baltimore
Ben Kweller, Cyberspace
Brad Delson, Seattle
Casca, Kratovo
Cat Morgan, Washington
Chillie Poon, San Jose
Chris Collingwood, Seattle/Baltimore
Conrad Dalton, Washington
Continuation of a Myth, Vancouver
Elijah, Tel Aviv
Emanuela de Paula, Milan
Enya, Circus
Ertai Wizard Adept, on waivers
Excellent Raymond, San Jose
Gertrude, Sao Paulo
Grace Helbig, on waivers
Haley Dunphy, Compton
Iago, Stratford
Ice Cube, Compton/Vancouver
Idina Menzel, Kansas City
Jake Gyllenhaal, Tel Aviv/Multiverse
James Beard, Kansas City
Let's Get Ready To Rumble, Stratford
Marco van Basten, Kratovo
Mark Fischbach, Cyberspace
Michael Landon, Sao Paulo
Mitchell Pritchett, Los Angeles
Mookie Blaylock, Kansas City
Norwegian Blue, on waivers
Pete Conrad, Columbus
Pope Francis, Vancouver
Positive K, Compton
Priyanka Chopra, Milan
Ramirez DePietro, Multiverse
Ranjit Singh, on waivers
Sarabi, Washington
Selina Meyer, Los Angeles
Suzanne Cryer, Sao Paulo
Thomas James Ridgewell, Cyberspace
True Sweetster, San Jose
Winnie Harlow, Compton/Seattle
Winnie the Pooh, Paddington
Wolf, Circus
Zach Rogue, Seattle

Right Fielders

Alexa Ray Joel, Milan
Ben Lee, Sao Paulo
Ben Pepper, Kansas City
Candace Payne, Kansas City
Carly Fiorina, Vancouver
Claire Underwood, Washington
Constance Jablonski, Milan
Dancing Hot Dog, Cyberspace
Djamel Zidane, on waivers
Dr. Leo M. Chalupa, San Jose
Ernest Shackleton, Columbus
Fxjkhr, Washington
Geist of Saint Traft, Paddington
Geronimo Barbadillo Gonzalez, Kratovo
Harry "Snapper" Organs, Circus
Isao Enlightened Bushi, Multiverse
Jennifer Lawrence, Circus/Tel Aviv
Justin Bieber, Compton/Seattle
Kokusho the Evening Star, Multiverse
Lais Ribero, Milan
Le'Genius Wisdom Williams, San Jose
Matt Kowalski, Columbus
Mays Gilliam, Stratford
Myla Dalbesio, Paddington
Pepper Saltzman, Los Angeles/on waivers
Riley Matthews, Stratford
Robert Peary, Columbus
Russel Hobbs, Compton
Shia LaBoeuf, Tel Aviv
Taco B.M. Monster, San Jose
Tyler Oakley, Cyberspace
Van Jones, Vancouver
Vincent Van Gogh, Vancouver

Starting Pitchers

Allison Raskin, Cyberspace
Amelia Earhart, Columbus
Anne Lindbergh, Circus
Anne Shirley, Paddington
Anne-Sophie Pic, Kansas City
Ben Bernanke, Tel Aviv
Bernard Dietz, Kratovo
Br'er Fox, Paddington
Br'er Rabbit, Paddington
Bregje Heinen, Milan
Brian, Circus
Busta Rhymes, Compton
Cassius, Stratford
Charlie Kelly, Los Angeles
Colleen Ballinger, Cyberspace
Curly Howard, Tel Aviv
David Palmer, Washington
Davide Scabin, Kansas City
Diana Barry, Paddington
Dick Van Dyke, Vancouver
Dikembe Mutombo, Baltimore
Doc Rivers, Baltimore
Dustin Hoffman, on waivers
Earl Chambers, Los Angeles/on waivers
Edino Nazareth Filho, Kratovo
Elizabeth Lanford, Seattle
Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, Cyberspace
Finesse Couch, San Jose
Fitzgerald Thomas Grant III, Washington
Flavious Coffee, San Jose
Fresh Kid Ice, Multiverse
Geert Van Hecke, Kansas City
Guenhwyvar, Tel Aviv
Hank Green, Cyberspace
Heath Shuler, Vancouver
Jenna Mourey, Cyberspace
Jill Goodacre, Seattle
John Cabot, Columbus
John Green, Cyberspace
Josh Klinghoffer, Seattle/on waivers
Josiah Edward Bartlet, Washington
Joules Scott-Key, Seattle
Judith, Circus
Julian Edelman, on waivers
Kate Bock, Milan
Kate Grigorieva, Milan
Kentaro the Smiling Cat, Multiverse
Keranos God of Storms, Seattle
Kevin Garnett, Baltimore
King of Swamp Castle, Circus
Knight Who Till Recently Said "Ni!", Circus
Konda Lord of Eiganjo, Multiverse
Leonard Hofstadter, on waivers
Lillian Kaushtupper, Los Angeles
Miguel Bernardo Bianquetti, Kratovo
Mikey Politano, Los Angeles
Munkustrap, Washington
Old Man Pytheas, on waivers
Olivia Voldaren, Compton/Circus
Othello, Stratford
Pat Jennings, Kratovo
Paul Breitner, Kratovo
Paul Palmer, Compton
Paul Rudd, Tel Aviv
Peter, Paddington
Phil Dunphy, Seattle/Los Angeles
Piglet, Paddington/Los Angeles
Prince Herbert, Circus
Quote, Compton/Stratford
Reality Winner, San Jose
Richard Wayne Gary Wayne, Los Angeles
Rick Santorum, Almaty
Ricky Rubio, Baltimore
Rolando Johnson, Cyberspace
Romee Strijd, Milan
Ron Crumpton, Vancouver
Rose Bertram, Milan
Ryusei the Falling Star, Multiverse
Samuel Champlain, Columbus
Sepp Maier, on waivers
Sia Kate Isobelle Furler, Stratford
Sivitri Scarzam, Multiverse
Sting, Milan
Tai Lung, Compton/on waivers
Takeno Samurai General, Multiverse
Thomas Keller, Kansas City
Tobias Andrion, Multiverse
Tom Sawyer, Paddington
Tommie Frazier, Vancouver
Topsfield Sanchu A Little Princess, Vancouver
Tupac Shakur, Compton
Uhuru Kenyatta, Stratford
Van Cliburn, Vancouver
Vince Carter, Baltimore
William Clark, Columbus
Zach Lavine, Los Angeles/on waivers

Middle Relievers

Bella Hadid, Milan
Black Knight, Circus
Bobby Flay, Kansas City
Bushwick Bill, Compton
Cedric Bixler-Zavala, Seattle
Charles Lincoln Neal III, Cyberspace
Commodus, Sao Paulo
David DeVore Jr, on waivers
Deron Williams, Baltimore
Eleonora Pons, Los Angeles
Enrique DeLome, Washington
Felicia Day, Cyberspace
Giacinto Facchetti, Kratovo
Ice-T, Compton
Iola Morton, Paddington
Jacob, on waivers
Josh Smith, Baltimore
Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, Sao Paulo
LL Cool J, Multiverse
Lily Tucker-Pritchett, Los Angeles
Maggie Hassan, Sao Paulo
Maiev Shadowsong, Columbus
Massimiliano Alajmo, Kansas City
Michelle Monaghan, on waivers
Momir Vig, on waivers
Nath of the Gilt-Leaf, Multiverse
Rachel, Tel Aviv
Saint Schwing, San Jose
Shitavious Cook, San Jose
Sir Francis Drake, Columbus
Sir Galahad the Pure, Circus/on waivers
Sir Robin the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, Circus
Snow Queen, Paddington
Sylvester James Pussycat Sr., Seattle/Baltimore
Thumbelina, on waivers
Titania, Stratford
Zoot, Kratovo
Ágatha Bednarczuk, Vancouver/Compton

Relief Pitchers

2D, Tel Aviv
Abel Tasman, Columbus
Al Horford, Baltimore
Alex Dunphy, Los Angeles
Alex Van Halen, Seattle
Alison Brie, Tel Aviv
Alm-Uncle, Paddington
Alonzo, Compton
Amerigo Vespucci, Columbus
Angela Hartnett, Kansas City
Arthur King of the Britons, on waivers
Ben Stiller, Paddington
Brian Sutter, Omsk
Calico Briggs, Washington
Candice Huffine, Milan
Casey Weldon, Almaty
Chris Bosh, Baltimore
Daniel Boulud, Kansas City
Daveed Diggs, Tel Aviv
Demetrius, Stratford
Desdemona, Stratford
Doug E. Fresh, Compton
Dr. Electron Kebebew, Circus
Dr. Shark Bird, San Jose
Eazy-E, Compton/on waivers
Ed O'Neill, Sao Paulo
Flopsy, Paddington
Fran Drescher, Kansas City
Franco Baresi, Kratovo
Friedrich Koncilia, Kratovo
Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett, Los Angeles
Garrett Walker, Washington
Gemma Ward, Stratford
George Cohen, Sao Paulo
Gian Franco Romagnoli, Kansas City
Gualtiero Marchesi, Sao Paulo
Guildenstern, Stratford
Hans Brinker, Paddington
Harrison Ford, Tel Aviv/Circus
Huckleberry Finn, Paddington
I-Perfection Harris, San Jose
Itchy, Washington
Jack Charlton, Kratovo
Jackie Lynn Voorhees, Los Angeles
Jake Paul, Cyberspace
Jam Master Jay, Kansas City
James Dale, on waivers
Jane Randall, Los Angeles
Janeane Garofalo, Sao Paulo
Jess Day, Stratford
Joao Justino Amaral dos Santos, Kratovo
Juan Alderete, Seattle
Julia Stegner, Milan
June Carter Cash, Seattle
Karl-Anthony Towns, Baltimore
Ki-Jana Carter, Vancouver
Knight Who Says "Ni!", Circus
Kool DJ Red Alert, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Luther Campbell, Compton
Mac Manc McManx, on waivers
Malfurion Stormrage, Columbus
Mamé Adjei, Milan
Margo Reuten, Kansas City
Massimo Bottura, Kansas City
Meg Whitman, Almaty
Meriwether Lewis, Columbus
Mia Kang, Milan
Michelle Phan, Cyberspace
Nikola Pekovic, Stratford
Peter Rabbit, Paddington
Prime Speaker Zegana, Multiverse/on waivers
Rachel Berry, Sao Paulo
Raj Koothrappali, Los Angeles
Real Quiet, Vancouver
Rev Run, Seattle/on waivers
Rocket Ismail, Vancouver
Roger the Shrubber, Kratovo
Ron Sutter, Omsk
Roo, Seattle/Compton
Rudy Mancuso, Multiverse
Rumpus Cat, Washington
Ruud Krol, Kratovo
Sandy Koufax, Tel Aviv
Sarah Michelle Gellar, Stratford
Sazh Katzroy, San Jose
Sensei Golden-Tail, Multiverse
Sessilee Lopez, Milan
Seth Rogen, Sao Paulo
Simply Invincible, Vancouver
Sir Lancelot the Brave, Circus
Sonia Ramirez, on waivers
Sora, on waivers
Tim, San Jose
Tim Allen, Sao Paulo
Tim Wheeler, Seattle
Tommy Pickles, Tel Aviv
Toshiro Umezawa, on waivers
Vanilla Dong, San Jose
Vicente de Fonseca Lucas, Kratovo
Walter Mondale, Vancouver
Will Ferrell, Sao Paulo
Xira Arien, Multiverse/on waivers