Roster for almosts:

Catchers:

• 5950 Mister Blue Sky, 24, c (203 G, 1.4 DR/40, -3.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 6071 Kree Harrison, 23, c (169 G, 0.7 DR/40, 4.2 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 5369 Elizabeth Emken, 31, 1b (417 G, 1.2 DR/40, -2.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5170 Pat Buchanan, 34, 2b (432 G, 0.7 DR/40, 3.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5608 Bárbara Seixas, 25, 2b (231 G, -0.5 DR/40, 12.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 5762 Misty K. Snow, 26, 3b (326 G, -0.4 DR/40, 1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5673 Denis Mukwege, 27, ss (309 G, -4.9 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6205 Anthony Thompson, 20, ss (100 G, -4.1 DR/40, 0.2 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 5392 Edmund Hillary, 31, lf (332 G, 2.6 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 6228 Troy Davis, 18, lf (34 G, 0.7 DR/40, -14.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 5654 Pope Francis, 28, cf (319 G, -2.7 DR/40, 0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5982 Continuation of a Myth, 24, cf (206 G, 0.9 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40)
• 5362 Carly Fiorina, 32, rf (492 G, 0.4 DR/40, 8.8 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 5175 Rick Santorum, 33, sp (142 G, 4.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5728 Ron Crumpton, 25, sp (56 G, 0.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6248 Heath Shuler, 19, sp (49 G, -10.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6015 Topsfield Sanchu A Little Princess, 25, sp (38 G, -19.3 PRAA/300)
• 6049 Paul Palmer, 21, sp (21 G, -7.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6283 Tommie Frazier, 18, sp (who?)

Relievers:

• 5569 Ágatha Bednarczuk, 29, mr (190 G, 10.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5414 Real Quiet, 28, rp (286 G, 9.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5334 Meg Whitman, 30, rp (207 G, 3.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5803 Walter Mondale, 26, rp (116 G, -0.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5962 Simply Invincible, 25, rp (109 G, 2.4 PRAA/300)
• 6260 Ki-Jana Carter, 19, rp (68 G, -10.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6176 Rocket Ismail, 19, rp (37 G, -7.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6145 Casey Weldon, 21, rp (who?)