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SimBase Players, Year 71
By name: A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M | N | O | P | Q | R | S | T | U | V | W | X | Y | Z
By position: c | 1b | 2b | 3b | ss | lf | cf | rf | sp | mr | rp
A
- Abel Tasman, rp, Columbus
- Adam Schlesinger, lf, Paddington
- Adrien Brody, 1b, Tel Aviv
- Al Horford, rp, Baltimore
- Alex Dunphy, rp, Los Angeles
- Alex Kapranos, c, Seattle
- Alex Van Halen, rp, Seattle
- Alexa Ray Joel, rf, on waivers
- Alicia Machado, c, Milan
- Alison Brie, rp, Tel Aviv
- Allie Brosh, cf, Cyberspace
- Allison Raskin, sp, Cyberspace
- Alluring Siren, 2b, Cyberspace
- Alm-Uncle, rp, Paddington
- Alonzo, rp, Compton
- Alvin Williams, c, Baltimore
- Alx James, lf, Cyberspace
- Amelia Earhart, sp, Columbus
- Amerigo Vespucci, rp, Columbus
- Amy Farrah Fowler, 3b, Sao Paulo
- Andrew Wiggins, cf, Baltimore
- Andrzej Iwan, 3b, Compton
- Angela Hartnett, rp, Kansas City
- Angie Harmon, 3b, Columbus
- Anne Lindbergh, sp, Circus
- Anne Shirley, sp, Paddington
- Anne-Sophie Pic, sp, Kansas City
- Anthony Thompson, ss, Vancouver
- Antipholus of Ephesus, 1b, Stratford
- Antipholus of Syracuse, 3b, Stratford
- Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson, c, Circus
- Arthur Wilson One, 1b, Circus
- Arthur Wilson Two, lf, Circus
B
- B.J. Smegma, 3b, Circus
- Bartolomeo Dias, c, Columbus
- Baskerville Holmes, sp, San Jose
- Bella Hadid, mr, Milan
- Ben Bernanke, sp, Tel Aviv
- Ben Kweller, cf, Cyberspace/on waivers
- Ben Lee, rf, Sao Paulo
- Ben Pepper, rf, Kansas City
- Ben Stiller, rp, Paddington
- Bernard Dietz, sp, Kratovo
- Billy Cunningham, c, Baltimore
- Black Knight, mr, on waivers
- Blastoise, 3b, San Jose
- Bobby Flay, mr, Kansas City
- Booker Baxter, rp, Los Angeles/Kratovo
- Br'er Fox, sp, Paddington
- Br'er Rabbit, sp, Paddington/on waivers
- Brabantio, lf, Compton
- Brad Delson, cf, on waivers
- Bree Sharp, 3b, Seattle
- Bregje Heinen, sp, Milan
- Brent Sutter, 1b, Omsk
- Brian, sp, Circus
- Brian Sutter, rp, Omsk
- Bulbasaur, 2b, on waivers
- Bushwick Bill, mr, Compton
- Busta Rhymes, sp, Compton
- Buzz Aldrin, 2b, Columbus
- Bárbara Seixas, 2b, Compton
C
- Cairne Bloodhoof, lf, Columbus
- Calico Briggs, rp, Washington
- Calpurnia, 1b, Kratovo
- Cameron Tucker, 2b, Los Angeles
- Candace Payne, rf, Kansas City
- Candice Huffine, rp, Milan
- Cardinal Biggles, ss, Circus
- Cardinal Fang, 2b, Circus
- Cardinal Ximenez, 1b, Circus/on waivers
- Carly Fiorina, rf, Vancouver
- Caroline Channing, 3b, Cyberspace
- Casca, cf, Kratovo
- Casey Weldon, rp, Almaty
- Cassius, sp, Stratford
- Cat Morgan, cf, Washington
- Cedric Bixler-Zavala, mr, Seattle
- Charles Lincoln Neal III, mr, Cyberspace
- Charles Logan, ss, Washington
- Charlie Kelly, sp, on waivers
- Charlie Watts, 1b, Seattle
- Charlotte York, c, Sao Paulo
- Chelsea Daniels, 1b, Los Angeles
- Chester Bennington, 2b, Seattle
- Chillie Poon, cf, San Jose
- Chloe Lloyd, ss, on waivers
- Chris Bosh, rp, Baltimore
- Chris Collingwood, cf, Baltimore
- Christopher Robin, c, Paddington
- Ciro Ferrera, rp, Kratovo
- Claire Dunphy, c, San Jose
- Claire Underwood, rf, Washington
- Cleopatra Egypt, rf, on waivers
- Cliff Hagan, lf, Baltimore
- Cloves, 2b, Milan
- Colleen Ballinger, sp, Cyberspace
- Commodus, mr, Sao Paulo
- Conrad Dalton, cf, on waivers
- Constance Jablonski, rf, Milan
- Continuation of a Myth, cf, Circus
- Coriolanus Snow, 1b, Washington
- Cory Baxter, ss, Los Angeles
- Cottontail, c, on waivers
- Craven Knight, rf, Multiverse
- Curly Howard, sp, Tel Aviv
D
- Dallas Ennema, ss, San Jose
- Damon Stoudamire, lf, Kratovo/on waivers
- Dancing Hot Dog, rf, Cyberspace
- Daniel Boulud, rp, Kansas City
- Daniel Killer, sp, on waivers
- Danielle Bregoli, c, Cyberspace
- Danielle Harrington, ss, Milan
- Darryl Sutter, c, Omsk
- Dave Dederer, c, Washington
- Dave Navarro, 2b, Omsk
- Daveed Diggs, rp, Tel Aviv
- David Palmer, sp, Washington
- Davide Scabin, sp, Kansas City
- DeMar DeRozan, 2b, on waivers
- Demetrius, rp, Compton
- Denis Mukwege, ss, Vancouver
- Deron Williams, mr, Baltimore
- Desdemona, rp, Stratford
- Diana Barry, sp, Paddington
- Dick Van Dyke, sp, Vancouver
- Dikembe Mutombo, sp, Baltimore
- Dinsdale Piranha, 1b, Circus
- Doby Chrotchtangle, 3b, San Jose
- Doc Rivers, sp, on waivers
- Dolph Schayes, 3b, Baltimore
- Dominique Wilkins, 3b, Baltimore
- Doug Collins, lf, Baltimore
- Doug E. Fresh, rp, Compton
- Dr. Dre, 2b, Compton
- Dr. Electron Kebebew, rp, Circus
- Dr. Leo M. Chalupa, rf, San Jose
- Dr. Loki Skylizard, 1b, San Jose
- Dr. Shark Bird, rp, San Jose
- Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, c, Washington
- Dres, 2b, Multiverse
E
- Ed O'Neill, rp, Sao Paulo
- Eddie Thomas, mr, Los Angeles
- Eddie Van Halen, cf, Seattle
- Edino Nazareth Filho, sp, on waivers
- Edita Vilkeviciute, ss, Milan
- Edmund Hillary, lf, Almaty
- Eeyore, 1b, Paddington
- Egeon, sp, Stratford
- Eleonora Pons, mr, Los Angeles
- Elijah, cf, Paddington
- Elizabeth Emken, 1b, Vancouver
- Elizabeth Lanford, rp, on waivers
- Emanuela de Paula, cf, Milan
- Emeril Lagasse, c, Kansas City
- Enrique DeLome, mr, Washington/on waivers
- Enya, cf, Circus
- Erich Von Drygalski, lf, Columbus
- Erika Heynatz, ss, Milan
- Erin Burnett, ss, Sao Paulo
- Ernest Shackleton, rf, Columbus
- Esau, 1b, Tel Aviv
- Eugene Kranz, ss, Columbus
- Excellent Raymond, cf, San Jose
F
- Felicia Day, mr, Cyberspace
- Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, sp, Cyberspace
- Finesse Couch, sp, on waivers
- Fitzgerald Thomas Grant III, sp, Washington
- Flavious Coffee, sp, San Jose
- Flopsy, rp, Paddington
- Foxes, ss, Circus
- Fran Drescher, rp, Kansas City
- Francis Drake, ss, Paddington
- Francis J. Underwood, c, Washington
- Franco Baresi, rp, Kratovo
- Franco Causio, 3b, Kratovo
- Frank Hardy, 1b, Paddington
- Frank Langella, ss, Sao Paulo
- Franky Vercauteren, c, on waivers
- Fred Durst, 1b, on waivers
- Fresh Kid Ice, sp, Multiverse
- Friedrich Koncilia, rp, Kratovo/Los Angeles
- Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett, rp, Los Angeles
- Fumiko the Lowblood, lf, Multiverse
- Fxjkhr, rf, Washington
G
- Gaby Dunn, 1b, Cyberspace
- Garrett Walker, rp, Washington
- Geert Van Hecke, sp, Kansas City
- Geist of Saint Traft, rf, Tel Aviv
- Gemma Ward, rp, Stratford
- George Cohen, rp, Sao Paulo
- George McGinnis, rf, Baltimore
- George Vancouver, cf, Vancouver
- Geronimo Barbadillo Gonzalez, rf, Kratovo
- Gertrude, cf, Sao Paulo
- Gheorghe Hagi, rf, Kratovo
- Giacinto Facchetti, mr, Kratovo
- Gian Franco Romagnoli, rp, Kansas City
- Gianni Rivera, ss, Kratovo
- Gil Eanes, lf, Tel Aviv
- Glen Allen Walken, 1b, Washington
- Gloria Delgado, 1b, Los Angeles
- Godfrey Sithole, 2b, San Jose
- Grand Arbiter Augustin IV, 1b, Baltimore
- Graven Abomination, c, Multiverse
- Gretel Brinker, c, Multiverse
- Grimalkin, c, Sao Paulo
- Grom Hellscream, 3b, Columbus
- Gualtiero Marchesi, rp, Sao Paulo
- Guenhwyvar, sp, Tel Aviv
- Guildenstern, rp, Stratford
- Guillermo Mendizabal Sanchez, lf, Stratford
- Guy Savoy, c, Kansas City
H
- Hal Greer, ss, Baltimore
- Haley Dunphy, cf, Compton
- Halsey, 3b, Compton
- Hamlet, 2b, Stratford
- Hank Green, sp, Cyberspace
- Hans Brinker, rp, Paddington
- Harrison Ford, rp, Circus
- Harry "Snapper" Organs, rf, Circus
- Havoc, c, Compton
- Heath Shuler, sp, Vancouver
- Heidi, ss, Paddington
- Heinz Winkler, 2b, Tel Aviv
- Helena, lf, on waivers
- Henri Michel, ss, on waivers
- Henry Hudson, 2b, Circus
- Henry Wensleydale, 3b, Tel Aviv
- Hillel Slovak, lf, Stratford
- Huckleberry Finn, rp, Paddington
I
- I-Perfection Harris, rp, San Jose
- Iago, cf, Stratford
- Ice Cube, cf, Vancouver
- Ice-T, mr, Compton
- Idina Menzel, cf, Kansas City
- Iizuka the Ruthless, c, Multiverse
- Illidan Stormrage, c, Columbus
- Iola Morton, mr, Paddington
- Isao Enlightened Bushi, rf, Kratovo
- Itchy, rp, Washington
J
- Jack Charlton, rp, Compton
- Jackie Lynn Voorhees, rp, on waivers
- Jacques Pic, ss, Kansas City
- Jake Gyllenhaal, cf, on waivers
- Jake Paul, rp, on waivers
- Jam Master Jay, rp, Kansas City
- James Beard, cf, Kansas City
- James Van Ness, cf, Vancouver
- Jane Randall, rp, on waivers
- Janeane Garofalo, rp, Sao Paulo
- Janne Niinimaa, rp, Omsk
- Jay Pritchett, 3b, Los Angeles
- Jean-Claude Van Damme, c, Vancouver
- Jean-Georges Vongerichten, lf, Compton
- Jeff Van Gundy, sp, Vancouver
- Jenna Mourey, sp, Cyberspace
- Jennifer Lawrence, rf, Tel Aviv
- Jeravicious Raven, 3b, San Jose
- Jeremy Renner, 3b, on waivers
- Jess Day, rp, Stratford
- Jill Goodacre, sp, Seattle
- Jim Lovell, 2b, on waivers
- Jiro Ono, lf, Kansas City
- JoJo Victory, c, on waivers
- Joao Justino Amaral dos Santos, rp, Kratovo
- Joe Johnson, c, Baltimore
- Joel Pepper, c, Los Angeles
- John Cabot, sp, Columbus
- John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., ss, Sao Paulo
- John Green, sp, Cyberspace
- John Keeler, mr, Washington
- John Slattery, 3b, Kansas City
- Johnny Gentle, ss, Washington
- Johnny Rep, lf, Kratovo/Los Angeles
- Jon Raven, cf, on waivers
- Jose Calderon, c, Kratovo
- Josh Smith, mr, Baltimore
- Josiah Edward Bartlet, sp, Washington
- Joules Scott-Key, sp, Seattle
- Juan Alderete, rp, Seattle/on waivers
- Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, mr, Sao Paulo
- Judith, sp, Circus
- Jules Cobb, ss, Los Angeles
- Julia Stegner, rp, Milan
- June Carter Cash, sp, Seattle
- Justin Bieber, rf, on waivers
K
- Kanga, ss, Kansas City
- Karl-Anthony Towns, rp, Baltimore
- Kate Bock, sp, Milan
- Kate Grigorieva, sp, Kratovo
- Katrina Kaif, 3b, Milan
- Keiga the Tide Star, 3b, Multiverse
- Kenneth Parcell, lf, Baltimore
- Kentaro the Smiling Cat, sp, Multiverse
- Keranos God of Storms, sp, Seattle
- Kevin Garnett, sp, Baltimore
- Kevin Love, lf, Baltimore
- Ki-Jana Carter, rp, Vancouver
- Kiki-Jiki Mirror Breaker, rp, Multiverse
- Kimmy Schmidt, rf, Los Angeles
- King of Swamp Castle, sp, Circus
- Knight Who Says "Ni!", rp, Circus
- Knight Who Till Recently Said "Ni!", sp, Circus
- Kokusho the Evening Star, rf, Multiverse
- Konda Lord of Eiganjo, sp, Multiverse
- Kotick, 2b, Paddington
- Kree Harrison, c, Vancouver
- Krusty the Clown, 2b, Tel Aviv
- Kyle Korver, 1b, Baltimore
L
- LL Cool J, mr, on waivers
- Lais Ribero, rf, Milan
- Larry Fine, 3b, on waivers
- Larry Vanover, rp, Vancouver
- Lars-Olof Johansson, 1b, Seattle
- Laura Priscilla Montez, lf, Washington
- Le'Genius Wisdom Williams, rf, on waivers
- Lena Dunham, 1b, Tel Aviv
- Let's Get Ready To Rumble, cf, Stratford
- Lillian Kaushtupper, sp, on waivers
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett, mr, on waivers
- Lin-Manuel Miranda, 2b, Seattle
- Logan Paul, lf, on waivers
- Ludwig van Beethoven, c, Vancouver
- Luis Miguel Arconada Etxarri, rp, on waivers
- Luther Campbell, rp, Compton
M
- MC Ren, 1b, Compton
- Maggie Hassan, mr, Sao Paulo
- Maiev Shadowsong, mr, Columbus
- Malfurion Stormrage, rp, Columbus
- Mamé Adjei, rp, Milan
- Mandy Patinkin, ss, Compton
- Manmeet Colon, c, San Jose
- Manny Delgado, 3b, Los Angeles
- Marcel Rodriguez-Lopez, 3b, Seattle
- Marco van Basten, cf, Kratovo
- Margo Reuten, rp, Kansas City
- Mark Antony, 3b, Stratford
- Mark Fischbach, cf, on waivers
- Marloes Horst, 3b, Milan
- Mary Lennox, lf, Paddington
- Massimiliano Alajmo, mr, Kansas City
- Massimo Bottura, rp, Kansas City
- Matt Bruce, rp, Los Angeles
- Matt Dillon, ss, Multiverse
- Matt Kowalski, rf, Columbus
- Matthew Cuthbert, c, Multiverse
- Max Black, c, on waivers
- Mays Gilliam, rf, Stratford
- Meg Whitman, rp, Almaty
- Megan Gale, 1b, Milan
- Meriwether Lewis, rp, Columbus
- Mia Kang, rp, Milan
- Michael "Bruce" Baldwin, 2b, Circus
- Michael Cassio, lf, on waivers
- Michael Landon, lf, Sao Paulo
- Michael Raven, rp, Seattle
- Michelle Phan, rp, Cyberspace
- Mighty Fine, ss, San Jose
- Miguel Bernardo Bianquetti, sp, Kratovo
- Mikey Politano, sp, Los Angeles
- Milk Dee, ss, on waivers
- Mist Raven, c, Multiverse
- Mister Blue Sky, c, Sao Paulo
- Misty K. Snow, 3b, Vancouver
- Mitchell Pritchett, ss, Los Angeles
- Moe Howard, lf, Tel Aviv
- Mookie Blaylock, cf, Kansas City
- Mopsy, 2b, Paddington
- Morris Peterson, lf, Baltimore
- Munkustrap, sp, Washington
- Murdoc Niccals, 1b, Tel Aviv
- Murellus, 2b, Stratford
- Myla Dalbesio, rf, Paddington
N
- Nagaina, 3b, Kansas City
- Natalie Galkina, 1b, Columbus
- Nath of the Gilt-Leaf, mr, Multiverse
- Nathan Kress, ss, Stratford
- Nejib Ghommidh, 3b, Los Angeles
- Nestor Combin, 2b, Baltimore
- Nia Baxter, lf, Los Angeles
- Nikola Pekovic, rp, Stratford
- Nina Persson, 2b, Seattle
- Niv-Mizzet the Firemind, 1b, Multiverse
- Noah Daniels, 2b, Washington
- Noodle, 3b, Sao Paulo
- Notorious B.I.G., lf, Compton
O
- Ole Lukoje, c, Stratford
- Olivia Newton-John, rf, Seattle
- Olivia Voldaren, sp, Circus
- Olli-Pekka Laine, sp, Seattle
- Osvaldo Ardiles, ss, Kratovo
- Othello, sp, Stratford
P
- Paris London, rp, San Jose
- Pat Buchanan, 2b, Almaty
- Pat Jennings, sp, Kratovo
- Paul Breitner, sp, Kratovo/on waivers
- Paul Palmer, sp, Compton
- Paul Raven, 3b, Seattle
- Paul Rudd, sp, Tel Aviv
- Penelope Pussycat, ss, Washington/on waivers
- Pepa, 2b, Multiverse/on waivers
- Pete Conrad, cf, Columbus
- Peter, sp, Paddington
- Peter Finch, 3b, Multiverse
- Peter Rabbit, rp, Paddington
- Pharika God of Affliction, lf, Los Angeles
- Phil Dunphy, sp, Los Angeles
- Philip DeFranco Jr., 2b, Cyberspace
- Philip Glass, c, Tel Aviv
- Piglet, sp, Los Angeles
- Polonius, ss, Stratford
- Pope Francis, cf, Vancouver
- Popular Front, rp, Circus
- Positive K, cf, Compton/on waivers
- Prince Herbert, sp, Circus
- Priyanka Chopra, cf, Milan
- Prodigy, 1b, Compton
- Professor Hackle, lf, on waivers
- Puff Daddy, ss, Compton
Q
R
- Rachel, mr, Tel Aviv
- Rachel Berry, rp, Sao Paulo
- Rainer Shine, c, Los Angeles
- Raj Koothrappali, rp, Los Angeles
- Ramirez DePietro, cf, Multiverse
- Randall Munroe, 1b, Cyberspace
- Randy Quaid, rf, Sao Paulo
- Raven Baxter, sp, Los Angeles
- Raven Guild Master, rp, Multiverse
- Raven Tracy, mr, Milan
- Raven-Symone Pearson, rf, Seattle
- Ravenous Baloth, cf, Multiverse
- Ray Clemence, sp, Kratovo
- Raymond Luxury Yacht, 3b, Cyberspace
- Real Quiet, rp, Vancouver
- Reality Winner, sp, San Jose
- Rebecca Gayheart, lf, Milan
- Rhett James McLaughlin, ss, Cyberspace
- Rich Sutter, ss, Omsk
- Richard Wayne Gary Wayne, sp, on waivers
- Rick Santorum, sp, Almaty
- Ricky Rubio, sp, Baltimore
- Riley Matthews, rf, Stratford
- Robert Patrick, 3b, Sao Paulo
- Robert Peary, rf, on waivers
- Robin van Persie, 2b, Kratovo
- Rocket Ismail, rp, Vancouver
- Roger the Shrubber, rp, Kratovo
- Rokhan, 3b, Columbus
- Rolando Johnson, sp, Cyberspace
- Romario de Souza Faria, rf, Kratovo
- Romee Strijd, sp, Milan
- Ron Crumpton, sp, Vancouver
- Ron Sutter, rp, Omsk
- Roo, rp, Compton
- Rose Bertram, sp, Milan
- Rudy Mancuso, rp, on waivers
- Rumpus Cat, rp, Washington
- Russel Hobbs, rf, Compton
- Ruud Krol, rp, Kratovo
- Ryusei the Falling Star, sp, Multiverse
S
- Saint Schwing, mr, San Jose
- Sally Langston, cf, Seattle
- Samuel Champlain, sp, Columbus
- Sandy Irvine, 2b, Columbus
- Sandy Koufax, rp, Tel Aviv
- Sara Foster, ss, Milan
- Sarabi, cf, Washington
- Sarah Michelle Gellar, rp, Stratford
- Sarah Silverman, c, Kansas City
- Saul, ss, Tel Aviv
- Sazh Katzroy, rp, San Jose
- Selina Meyer, cf, Los Angeles
- Sensei Golden-Tail, rp, Multiverse
- Serah Farron, lf, San Jose
- Sessilee Lopez, rp, Milan
- Seth Rogen, rp, Sao Paulo
- Seán William McLoughlin, 3b, Cyberspace/on waivers
- Shane Dawson, c, Cyberspace
- Sharin Foo, ss, Seattle
- Sheila Broflovski, 3b, Tel Aviv
- Shemp Howard, ss, Washington
- Shia LaBoeuf, rf, Tel Aviv
- Shitavious Cook, mr, San Jose
- Shock G, 2b, Compton
- Sia Kate Isobelle Furler, rp, on waivers
- Simon Tchobang, rp, on waivers
- Simply Invincible, rp, Vancouver
- Sir Francis Drake, mr, Columbus
- Sir Lancelot the Brave, rp, Circus
- Sir Robin the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, mr, Circus
- Sivitri Scarzam, sp, Multiverse
- Slender Man, lf, Cyberspace
- Smieragatto, 1b, Sao Paulo
- Smosh, mr, on waivers
- Snow Queen, mr, Paddington
- Solinus, rf, Stratford
- Squire John Trelawney, sp, on waivers
- Stelmaria, lf, Washington
- Stephon Marbury, c, Columbus
- Sting, sp, Milan
- Suki Waterhouse, 2b, Milan
- Sunday Silence, 2b, on waivers
- Sune Rose Wagner, sp, Seattle
- Superfruit, rp, Cyberspace
- Superintendent Parrot, c, Circus
- Suzanne Cryer, cf, Sao Paulo
- Sylvester James Pussycat Sr., mr, Baltimore
T
- Taco B.M. Monster, rf, San Jose
- Taffy Dale, ss, Seattle
- Takeno Samurai General, sp, Multiverse
- Teppo Numminen, rp, Omsk
- Tevye, lf, on waivers
- Teysa Orzhov Scion, c, Paddington
- Theseus, lf, on waivers
- Thomas J. Whitmore, 3b, Washington
- Thomas James Ridgewell, cf, Cyberspace
- Thomas Keller, sp, Kansas City
- Thrall Son of Durotan, sp, Columbus
- Tillman Buttersack, lf, San Jose
- Tim, rp, San Jose
- Tim Allen, rp, Sao Paulo
- Tim Wheeler, rp, Seattle
- Titania, mr, Stratford
- Titus Andromedon, 2b, Los Angeles/Kratovo
- Tobias Andrion, sp, Multiverse
- Tom Sawyer, sp, Paddington
- Tommie Frazier, sp, Vancouver
- Tommy Pickles, rp, Tel Aviv
- Topsfield Sanchu A Little Princess, sp, Almaty
- Troy Davis, lf, Almaty
- Troye Sivan, 2b, Cyberspace
- True Sweetster, cf, San Jose
- Tupac Shakur, sp, Compton
- Tyler Oakley, rf, Cyberspace
- Tyrande Whisperwind, 1b, Columbus
U
V
- Valeriano Weyler, ss, on waivers
- Van Cliburn, sp, on waivers
- Van Jones, rf, Vancouver
- Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., rp, Vancouver
- Vangelis, 1b, Vancouver
- Vanilla Dong, rp, San Jose
- Vanilla Ice, lf, on waivers
- Vicente de Fonseca Lucas, rp, Kratovo
- Vince Carter, sp, Baltimore
- Vince Gilligan, 2b, Sao Paulo
- Vincent D'Onofrio, ss, Kansas City
- Vincent Van Gogh, rf, Vancouver
W
- Walter Mondale, rp, Vancouver
- Will Ferrell, rp, Sao Paulo
- William Clark, sp, Columbus
- Winnie Harlow, cf, on waivers
- Winnie the Pooh, cf, Paddington
- Wolf, cf, on waivers
- Wolfgang Van Halen, ss, Seattle
X
Y
Z
By positionCatchers
- Alex Kapranos, Seattle
- Alicia Machado, Milan
- Alvin Williams, Baltimore
- Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson, Circus
- Bartolomeo Dias, Columbus
- Billy Cunningham, Baltimore
- Charlotte York, Sao Paulo
- Christopher Robin, Paddington
- Claire Dunphy, San Jose
- Cottontail, on waivers
- Danielle Bregoli, Cyberspace
- Darryl Sutter, Omsk
- Dave Dederer, Washington
- Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, Washington
- Emeril Lagasse, Kansas City
- Francis J. Underwood, Washington
- Franky Vercauteren, on waivers
- Graven Abomination, Multiverse
- Gretel Brinker, Multiverse
- Grimalkin, Sao Paulo
- Guy Savoy, Kansas City
- Havoc, Compton
- Iizuka the Ruthless, Multiverse
- Illidan Stormrage, Columbus
- Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vancouver
- JoJo Victory, on waivers
- Joe Johnson, Baltimore
- Joel Pepper, Los Angeles
- Jose Calderon, Kratovo
- Kree Harrison, Vancouver
- Ludwig van Beethoven, Vancouver
- Manmeet Colon, San Jose
- Matthew Cuthbert, Multiverse
- Max Black, on waivers
- Mist Raven, Multiverse
- Mister Blue Sky, Sao Paulo
- Ole Lukoje, Stratford
- Philip Glass, Tel Aviv
- Rainer Shine, Los Angeles
- Sarah Silverman, Kansas City
- Shane Dawson, Cyberspace
- Stephon Marbury, Columbus
- Superintendent Parrot, Circus
- Teysa Orzhov Scion, Paddington
First Basemen
- ?uestlove, on waivers
- Adrien Brody, Tel Aviv
- Antipholus of Ephesus, Stratford
- Arthur Wilson One, Circus
- Brent Sutter, Omsk
- Calpurnia, Kratovo
- Cardinal Ximenez, Circus/on waivers
- Charlie Watts, Seattle
- Chelsea Daniels, Los Angeles
- Coriolanus Snow, Washington
- Dinsdale Piranha, Circus
- Dr. Loki Skylizard, San Jose
- Eeyore, Paddington
- Elizabeth Emken, Vancouver
- Esau, Tel Aviv
- Frank Hardy, Paddington
- Fred Durst, on waivers
- Gaby Dunn, Cyberspace
- Glen Allen Walken, Washington
- Gloria Delgado, Los Angeles
- Grand Arbiter Augustin IV, Baltimore
- Kyle Korver, Baltimore
- Lars-Olof Johansson, Seattle
- Lena Dunham, Tel Aviv
- MC Ren, Compton
- Megan Gale, Milan
- Murdoc Niccals, Tel Aviv
- Natalie Galkina, Columbus
- Niv-Mizzet the Firemind, Multiverse
- Prodigy, Compton
- Randall Munroe, Cyberspace
- Smieragatto, Sao Paulo
- Tyrande Whisperwind, Columbus
- Vangelis, Vancouver
- Yitzhak Rabin, Tel Aviv
Second Basemen
- Alluring Siren, Cyberspace
- Bulbasaur, on waivers
- Buzz Aldrin, Columbus
- Bárbara Seixas, Compton
- Cameron Tucker, Los Angeles
- Cardinal Fang, Circus
- Chester Bennington, Seattle
- Cloves, Milan
- Dave Navarro, Omsk
- DeMar DeRozan, on waivers
- Dr. Dre, Compton
- Dres, Multiverse
- Godfrey Sithole, San Jose
- Hamlet, Stratford
- Heinz Winkler, Tel Aviv
- Henry Hudson, Circus
- Jim Lovell, on waivers
- Kotick, Paddington
- Krusty the Clown, Tel Aviv
- Lin-Manuel Miranda, Seattle
- Michael "Bruce" Baldwin, Circus
- Mopsy, Paddington
- Murellus, Stratford
- Nestor Combin, Baltimore
- Nina Persson, Seattle
- Noah Daniels, Washington
- Pat Buchanan, Almaty
- Pepa, Multiverse/on waivers
- Philip DeFranco Jr., Cyberspace
- Robin van Persie, Kratovo
- Sandy Irvine, Columbus
- Shock G, Compton
- Suki Waterhouse, Milan
- Sunday Silence, on waivers
- Titus Andromedon, Los Angeles/Kratovo
- Troye Sivan, Cyberspace
- Vince Gilligan, Sao Paulo
Third Basemen
- Amy Farrah Fowler, Sao Paulo
- Andrzej Iwan, Compton
- Angie Harmon, Columbus
- Antipholus of Syracuse, Stratford
- B.J. Smegma, Circus
- Blastoise, San Jose
- Bree Sharp, Seattle
- Caroline Channing, Cyberspace
- Doby Chrotchtangle, San Jose
- Dolph Schayes, Baltimore
- Dominique Wilkins, Baltimore
- Franco Causio, Kratovo
- Grom Hellscream, Columbus
- Halsey, Compton
- Henry Wensleydale, Tel Aviv
- Jay Pritchett, Los Angeles
- Jeravicious Raven, San Jose
- Jeremy Renner, on waivers
- John Slattery, Kansas City
- Katrina Kaif, Milan
- Keiga the Tide Star, Multiverse
- Larry Fine, on waivers
- Manny Delgado, Los Angeles
- Marcel Rodriguez-Lopez, Seattle
- Mark Antony, Stratford
- Marloes Horst, Milan
- Misty K. Snow, Vancouver
- Nagaina, Kansas City
- Nejib Ghommidh, Los Angeles
- Noodle, Sao Paulo
- Paul Raven, Seattle
- Peter Finch, Multiverse
- Raymond Luxury Yacht, Cyberspace
- Robert Patrick, Sao Paulo
- Rokhan, Columbus
- Seán William McLoughlin, Cyberspace/on waivers
- Sheila Broflovski, Tel Aviv
- Thomas J. Whitmore, Washington
- Ugly Duckling, Paddington
- Ulysses Delano Fitzgerald Milhous Pinky, Washington
Shortstops
- Anthony Thompson, Vancouver
- Cardinal Biggles, Circus
- Charles Logan, Washington
- Chloe Lloyd, on waivers
- Cory Baxter, Los Angeles
- Dallas Ennema, San Jose
- Danielle Harrington, Milan
- Denis Mukwege, Vancouver
- Edita Vilkeviciute, Milan
- Erika Heynatz, Milan
- Erin Burnett, Sao Paulo
- Eugene Kranz, Columbus
- Foxes, Circus
- Francis Drake, Paddington
- Frank Langella, Sao Paulo
- Gianni Rivera, Kratovo
- Hal Greer, Baltimore
- Heidi, Paddington
- Henri Michel, on waivers
- Jacques Pic, Kansas City
- John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., Sao Paulo
- Johnny Gentle, Washington
- Jules Cobb, Los Angeles
- Kanga, Kansas City
- Mandy Patinkin, Compton
- Matt Dillon, Multiverse
- Mighty Fine, San Jose
- Milk Dee, on waivers
- Mitchell Pritchett, Los Angeles
- Nathan Kress, Stratford
- Osvaldo Ardiles, Kratovo
- Penelope Pussycat, Washington/on waivers
- Polonius, Stratford
- Puff Daddy, Compton
- Rhett James McLaughlin, Cyberspace
- Rich Sutter, Omsk
- Sara Foster, Milan
- Saul, Tel Aviv
- Sharin Foo, Seattle
- Shemp Howard, Washington
- Taffy Dale, Seattle
- Valeriano Weyler, on waivers
- Vincent D'Onofrio, Kansas City
- Wolfgang Van Halen, Seattle
- Yosei the Morning Star, Multiverse
- Young MC, Compton/on waivers
Left Fielders
- Adam Schlesinger, Paddington
- Alx James, Cyberspace
- Arthur Wilson Two, Circus
- Brabantio, Compton
- Cairne Bloodhoof, Columbus
- Cliff Hagan, Baltimore
- Damon Stoudamire, Kratovo/on waivers
- Doug Collins, Baltimore
- Edmund Hillary, Almaty
- Erich Von Drygalski, Columbus
- Fumiko the Lowblood, Multiverse
- Gil Eanes, Tel Aviv
- Guillermo Mendizabal Sanchez, Stratford
- Helena, on waivers
- Hillel Slovak, Stratford
- Jean-Georges Vongerichten, Compton
- Jiro Ono, Kansas City
- Johnny Rep, Kratovo/Los Angeles
- Kenneth Parcell, Baltimore
- Kevin Love, Baltimore
- Laura Priscilla Montez, Washington
- Logan Paul, on waivers
- Mary Lennox, Paddington
- Michael Cassio, on waivers
- Michael Landon, Sao Paulo
- Moe Howard, Tel Aviv
- Morris Peterson, Baltimore
- Nia Baxter, Los Angeles
- Notorious B.I.G., Compton
- Pharika God of Affliction, Los Angeles
- Professor Hackle, on waivers
- Rebecca Gayheart, Milan
- Serah Farron, San Jose
- Slender Man, Cyberspace
- Stelmaria, Washington
- Tevye, on waivers
- Theseus, on waivers
- Tillman Buttersack, San Jose
- Troy Davis, Almaty
- Vanilla Ice, on waivers
- Zach Braff, Tel Aviv
Center Fielders
- Allie Brosh, Cyberspace
- Andrew Wiggins, Baltimore
- Ben Kweller, Cyberspace/on waivers
- Brad Delson, on waivers
- Casca, Kratovo
- Cat Morgan, Washington
- Chillie Poon, San Jose
- Chris Collingwood, Baltimore
- Conrad Dalton, on waivers
- Continuation of a Myth, Circus
- Eddie Van Halen, Seattle
- Elijah, Paddington
- Emanuela de Paula, Milan
- Enya, Circus
- Excellent Raymond, San Jose
- George Vancouver, Vancouver
- Gertrude, Sao Paulo
- Haley Dunphy, Compton
- Iago, Stratford
- Ice Cube, Vancouver
- Idina Menzel, Kansas City
- Jake Gyllenhaal, on waivers
- James Beard, Kansas City
- James Van Ness, Vancouver
- Jon Raven, on waivers
- Let's Get Ready To Rumble, Stratford
- Marco van Basten, Kratovo
- Mark Fischbach, on waivers
- Mookie Blaylock, Kansas City
- Pete Conrad, Columbus
- Pope Francis, Vancouver
- Positive K, Compton/on waivers
- Priyanka Chopra, Milan
- Ramirez DePietro, Multiverse
- Ravenous Baloth, Multiverse
- Sally Langston, Seattle
- Sarabi, Washington
- Selina Meyer, Los Angeles
- Suzanne Cryer, Sao Paulo
- Thomas James Ridgewell, Cyberspace
- True Sweetster, San Jose
- Winnie Harlow, on waivers
- Winnie the Pooh, Paddington
- Wolf, on waivers
- Zach Rogue, Seattle
Right Fielders
- Alexa Ray Joel, on waivers
- Ben Lee, Sao Paulo
- Ben Pepper, Kansas City
- Candace Payne, Kansas City
- Carly Fiorina, Vancouver
- Claire Underwood, Washington
- Cleopatra Egypt, on waivers
- Constance Jablonski, Milan
- Craven Knight, Multiverse
- Dancing Hot Dog, Cyberspace
- Dr. Leo M. Chalupa, San Jose
- Ernest Shackleton, Columbus
- Fxjkhr, Washington
- Geist of Saint Traft, Tel Aviv
- George McGinnis, Baltimore
- Geronimo Barbadillo Gonzalez, Kratovo
- Gheorghe Hagi, Kratovo
- Harry "Snapper" Organs, Circus
- Isao Enlightened Bushi, Kratovo
- Jennifer Lawrence, Tel Aviv
- Justin Bieber, on waivers
- Kimmy Schmidt, Los Angeles
- Kokusho the Evening Star, Multiverse
- Lais Ribero, Milan
- Le'Genius Wisdom Williams, on waivers
- Matt Kowalski, Columbus
- Mays Gilliam, Stratford
- Myla Dalbesio, Paddington
- Olivia Newton-John, Seattle
- Randy Quaid, Sao Paulo
- Raven-Symone Pearson, Seattle
- Riley Matthews, Stratford
- Robert Peary, on waivers
- Romario de Souza Faria, Kratovo
- Russel Hobbs, Compton
- Shia LaBoeuf, Tel Aviv
- Solinus, Stratford
- Taco B.M. Monster, San Jose
- Tyler Oakley, Cyberspace
- Van Jones, Vancouver
- Vincent Van Gogh, Vancouver
Starting Pitchers
- Allison Raskin, Cyberspace
- Amelia Earhart, Columbus
- Anne Lindbergh, Circus
- Anne Shirley, Paddington
- Anne-Sophie Pic, Kansas City
- Baskerville Holmes, San Jose
- Ben Bernanke, Tel Aviv
- Bernard Dietz, Kratovo
- Br'er Fox, Paddington
- Br'er Rabbit, Paddington/on waivers
- Bregje Heinen, Milan
- Brian, Circus
- Busta Rhymes, Compton
- Cassius, Stratford
- Charlie Kelly, on waivers
- Colleen Ballinger, Cyberspace
- Curly Howard, Tel Aviv
- Daniel Killer, on waivers
- David Palmer, Washington
- Davide Scabin, Kansas City
- Diana Barry, Paddington
- Dick Van Dyke, Vancouver
- Dikembe Mutombo, Baltimore
- Doc Rivers, on waivers
- Edino Nazareth Filho, on waivers
- Egeon, Stratford
- Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, Cyberspace
- Finesse Couch, on waivers
- Fitzgerald Thomas Grant III, Washington
- Flavious Coffee, San Jose
- Fresh Kid Ice, Multiverse
- Geert Van Hecke, Kansas City
- Guenhwyvar, Tel Aviv
- Hank Green, Cyberspace
- Heath Shuler, Vancouver
- Jeff Van Gundy, Vancouver
- Jenna Mourey, Cyberspace
- Jill Goodacre, Seattle
- John Cabot, Columbus
- John Green, Cyberspace
- Josiah Edward Bartlet, Washington
- Joules Scott-Key, Seattle
- Judith, Circus
- June Carter Cash, Seattle
- Kate Bock, Milan
- Kate Grigorieva, Kratovo
- Kentaro the Smiling Cat, Multiverse
- Keranos God of Storms, Seattle
- Kevin Garnett, Baltimore
- King of Swamp Castle, Circus
- Knight Who Till Recently Said "Ni!", Circus
- Konda Lord of Eiganjo, Multiverse
- Lillian Kaushtupper, on waivers
- Miguel Bernardo Bianquetti, Kratovo
- Mikey Politano, Los Angeles
- Munkustrap, Washington
- Olivia Voldaren, Circus
- Olli-Pekka Laine, Seattle
- Othello, Stratford
- Pat Jennings, Kratovo
- Paul Breitner, Kratovo/on waivers
- Paul Palmer, Compton
- Paul Rudd, Tel Aviv
- Peter, Paddington
- Phil Dunphy, Los Angeles
- Piglet, Los Angeles
- Prince Herbert, Circus
- Quote, Stratford
- Raven Baxter, Los Angeles
- Ray Clemence, Kratovo
- Reality Winner, San Jose
- Richard Wayne Gary Wayne, on waivers
- Rick Santorum, Almaty
- Ricky Rubio, Baltimore
- Rolando Johnson, Cyberspace
- Romee Strijd, Milan
- Ron Crumpton, Vancouver
- Rose Bertram, Milan
- Ryusei the Falling Star, Multiverse
- Samuel Champlain, Columbus
- Sivitri Scarzam, Multiverse
- Squire John Trelawney, on waivers
- Sting, Milan
- Sune Rose Wagner, Seattle
- Takeno Samurai General, Multiverse
- Thomas Keller, Kansas City
- Thrall Son of Durotan, Columbus
- Tobias Andrion, Multiverse
- Tom Sawyer, Paddington
- Tommie Frazier, Vancouver
- Topsfield Sanchu A Little Princess, Almaty
- Tupac Shakur, Compton
- Uhuru Kenyatta, Stratford
- Van Cliburn, on waivers
- Vince Carter, Baltimore
- William Clark, Columbus
Middle Relievers
- Bella Hadid, Milan
- Black Knight, on waivers
- Bobby Flay, Kansas City
- Bushwick Bill, Compton
- Cedric Bixler-Zavala, Seattle
- Charles Lincoln Neal III, Cyberspace
- Commodus, Sao Paulo
- Deron Williams, Baltimore
- Eddie Thomas, Los Angeles
- Eleonora Pons, Los Angeles
- Enrique DeLome, Washington/on waivers
- Felicia Day, Cyberspace
- Giacinto Facchetti, Kratovo
- Ice-T, Compton
- Iola Morton, Paddington
- John Keeler, Washington
- Josh Smith, Baltimore
- Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, Sao Paulo
- LL Cool J, on waivers
- Lily Tucker-Pritchett, on waivers
- Maggie Hassan, Sao Paulo
- Maiev Shadowsong, Columbus
- Massimiliano Alajmo, Kansas City
- Nath of the Gilt-Leaf, Multiverse
- Rachel, Tel Aviv
- Raven Tracy, Milan
- Saint Schwing, San Jose
- Shitavious Cook, San Jose
- Sir Francis Drake, Columbus
- Sir Robin the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, Circus
- Smosh, on waivers
- Snow Queen, Paddington
- Sylvester James Pussycat Sr., Baltimore
- Titania, Stratford
- Zoot, Kratovo
- Ágatha Bednarczuk, Compton
Relief Pitchers
- 2D, Tel Aviv
- Abel Tasman, Columbus
- Al Horford, Baltimore
- Alex Dunphy, Los Angeles
- Alex Van Halen, Seattle
- Alison Brie, Tel Aviv
- Alm-Uncle, Paddington
- Alonzo, Compton
- Amerigo Vespucci, Columbus
- Angela Hartnett, Kansas City
- Ben Stiller, Paddington
- Booker Baxter, Los Angeles/Kratovo
- Brian Sutter, Omsk
- Calico Briggs, Washington
- Candice Huffine, Milan
- Casey Weldon, Almaty
- Chris Bosh, Baltimore
- Ciro Ferrera, Kratovo
- Daniel Boulud, Kansas City
- Daveed Diggs, Tel Aviv
- Demetrius, Compton
- Desdemona, Stratford
- Doug E. Fresh, Compton
- Dr. Electron Kebebew, Circus
- Dr. Shark Bird, San Jose
- Ed O'Neill, Sao Paulo
- Elizabeth Lanford, on waivers
- Flopsy, Paddington
- Fran Drescher, Kansas City
- Franco Baresi, Kratovo
- Friedrich Koncilia, Kratovo/Los Angeles
- Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett, Los Angeles
- Garrett Walker, Washington
- Gemma Ward, Stratford
- George Cohen, Sao Paulo
- Gian Franco Romagnoli, Kansas City
- Gualtiero Marchesi, Sao Paulo
- Guildenstern, Stratford
- Hans Brinker, Paddington
- Harrison Ford, Circus
- Huckleberry Finn, Paddington
- I-Perfection Harris, San Jose
- Itchy, Washington
- Jack Charlton, Compton
- Jackie Lynn Voorhees, on waivers
- Jake Paul, on waivers
- Jam Master Jay, Kansas City
- Jane Randall, on waivers
- Janeane Garofalo, Sao Paulo
- Janne Niinimaa, Omsk
- Jess Day, Stratford
- Joao Justino Amaral dos Santos, Kratovo
- Juan Alderete, Seattle/on waivers
- Julia Stegner, Milan
- Karl-Anthony Towns, Baltimore
- Ki-Jana Carter, Vancouver
- Kiki-Jiki Mirror Breaker, Multiverse
- Knight Who Says "Ni!", Circus
- Larry Vanover, Vancouver
- Luis Miguel Arconada Etxarri, on waivers
- Luther Campbell, Compton
- Malfurion Stormrage, Columbus
- Mamé Adjei, Milan
- Margo Reuten, Kansas City
- Massimo Bottura, Kansas City
- Matt Bruce, Los Angeles
- Meg Whitman, Almaty
- Meriwether Lewis, Columbus
- Mia Kang, Milan
- Michael Raven, Seattle
- Michelle Phan, Cyberspace
- Nikola Pekovic, Stratford
- Paris London, San Jose
- Peter Rabbit, Paddington
- Popular Front, Circus
- Rachel Berry, Sao Paulo
- Raj Koothrappali, Los Angeles
- Raven Guild Master, Multiverse
- Real Quiet, Vancouver
- Rocket Ismail, Vancouver
- Roger the Shrubber, Kratovo
- Ron Sutter, Omsk
- Roo, Compton
- Rudy Mancuso, on waivers
- Rumpus Cat, Washington
- Ruud Krol, Kratovo
- Sandy Koufax, Tel Aviv
- Sarah Michelle Gellar, Stratford
- Sazh Katzroy, San Jose
- Sensei Golden-Tail, Multiverse
- Sessilee Lopez, Milan
- Seth Rogen, Sao Paulo
- Sia Kate Isobelle Furler, on waivers
- Simon Tchobang, on waivers
- Simply Invincible, Vancouver
- Sir Lancelot the Brave, Circus
- Superfruit, Cyberspace
- Teppo Numminen, Omsk
- Tim, San Jose
- Tim Allen, Sao Paulo
- Tim Wheeler, Seattle
- Tommy Pickles, Tel Aviv
- Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., Vancouver
- Vanilla Dong, San Jose
- Vicente de Fonseca Lucas, Kratovo
- Walter Mondale, Vancouver
- Will Ferrell, Sao Paulo