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SimBase Players, Year 72

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By position: c | 1b | 2b | 3b | ss | lf | cf | rf | sp | mr | rp

2D, rp, Tel Aviv

Abel Tasman, rp, Columbus
Abraham Van Helsing, lf, Vancouver
Adam Schlesinger, lf, Paddington
Adrien Brody, 1b, Tel Aviv
Al Horford, rp, Baltimore
Alex Dunphy, rp, Los Angeles
Alex Kapranos, c, Seattle/Compton
Alex Van Halen, rp, Seattle
Alicia Machado, c, Milan
Alison Brie, rp, Tel Aviv
Allen Iverson, rf, Baltimore
Allie Brosh, cf, Cyberspace
Allison Raskin, sp, on waivers
Alluring Siren, c, Cyberspace/on waivers
Alm-Uncle, rp, Paddington
Alonzo, rp, Compton/Los Angeles
Alvin Williams, c, on waivers
Alx James, lf, Cyberspace
Amanda Miranda Panda, rf, San Jose
Amelia Earhart, sp, Columbus
Amerigo Vespucci, rp, Columbus
Amy Farrah Fowler, 3b, Sao Paulo
Andrew McKeag, cf, Washington
Andrew Wiggins, cf, Baltimore
Andrzej Iwan, 3b, on waivers
Andy Brandy Casagrande IV, 1b, San Jose
Angela Hartnett, rp, Kansas City
Angie Harmon, 3b, Columbus
Anne Lindbergh, sp, Circus
Anne Shirley, sp, Paddington
Anne-Sophie Pic, sp, Kansas City
Anthony Thompson, ss, Vancouver
Antipholus of Ephesus, 1b, Stratford
Antipholus of Syracuse, 3b, Stratford
Ari Gold, c, Tel Aviv
Arthas Menethil, lf, Columbus
Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson, c, Circus
Arthur Wilson One, 1b, Circus
Arthur Wilson Two, lf, Circus

B.J. Smegma, 3b, Circus
Barney Frank, sp, on waivers
Bartolomeo Dias, c, Columbus
Baskerville Holmes, sp, San Jose
Bella Hadid, mr, on waivers
Ben Bernanke, sp, Tel Aviv
Ben Lee, rf, Sao Paulo
Ben Pepper, rf, Kansas City
Ben Stiller, rp, Paddington
Bernard Dietz, sp, Kratovo
Bianca Balti, mr, Milan
Biggus Dickus, rp, on waivers
Billy Cunningham, c, Baltimore
Blastoise, 3b, San Jose
Bobby Flay, mr, Kansas City
Booker Baxter, rp, Kratovo
Br'er Fox, sp, on waivers
Brabantio, lf, Compton
Bree Sharp, 3b, Seattle
Bregje Heinen, sp, Milan
Brent Sutter, 1b, Omsk
Brian, sp, Circus
Brian Jones, rp, Seattle
Brian Sutter, rp, Omsk
Brutus, rf, Stratford
Bushwick Bill, mr, Compton
Busta Rhymes, sp, Compton/Stratford
Buzz Aldrin, 2b, Columbus
Bárbara Seixas, 2b, Compton/Circus

Cairne Bloodhoof, lf, on waivers
Calico Briggs, rp, Washington
Calpurnia, rf, Kratovo
Cameron Dallas, ss, Cyberspace
Cameron Tucker, 2b, Los Angeles
Candace Payne, rf, Kansas City
Candice Huffine, rp, Milan
Cardinal Biggles, ss, Circus
Cardinal Fang, 2b, Circus
Carly Fiorina, rf, Vancouver
Caroline Channing, 3b, on waivers
Casca, cf, Kratovo
Casey Weldon, rp, Almaty
Cassius, sp, Stratford
Cat Morgan, cf, Washington
Cedric Bixler-Zavala, mr, Seattle
Charles Lincoln Neal III, mr, Cyberspace
Charles Logan, ss, Washington
Charlie Watts, c, Milan
Charlotte York, c, Sao Paulo
Chelsea Daniels, 1b, Los Angeles
Cherries Waffles Tennis, 1b, San Jose
Chester Bennington, 1b, Seattle
Chillie Poon, cf, San Jose
Chris Bosh, rp, Baltimore
Chris Collingwood, cf, Baltimore
Christopher Robin, c, Paddington
Cindy Bruna, rp, Milan
Ciro Ferrera, rp, Kratovo
Claire Dunphy, c, San Jose
Claire Underwood, rf, Washington
Cliff Hagan, lf, Baltimore
Cloves, 2b, on waivers
Colleen Ballinger, sp, Cyberspace
Commodus, mr, Sao Paulo
Constance Jablonski, rf, Milan
Continuation of a Myth, cf, Stratford
Coriolanus Snow, 1b, Washington
Cory Baxter, ss, Los Angeles
Craven Knight, rf, Multiverse
Curly Howard, sp, Tel Aviv

DJ Hollywood, ss, Compton/Compton
Dallas Ennema, ss, San Jose
Dancing Hot Dog, rf, Cyberspace/on waivers
Daniel Boulud, rp, Kansas City
Danielle Bregoli, c, Cyberspace
Danielle Harrington, ss, Milan
Daren Puppa, 2b, Omsk
Darryl Sutter, c, on waivers
Dave Dederer, c, Washington
Dave Navarro, 2b, on waivers
Dave Snuggerud, cf, Omsk
Daveed Diggs, rp, Tel Aviv
David, sp, Tel Aviv
David Palmer, sp, Washington
Davide Scabin, sp, Kansas City
Demetrius, rp, Compton
Denis Mukwege, ss, Vancouver
Deron Williams, mr, Baltimore
Desdemona, rp, Stratford
Diana Barry, sp, Paddington
Dick Smothers, rp, on waivers
Dick Van Dyke, sp, on waivers
Dikembe Mutombo, sp, Baltimore
Dinsdale Piranha, 1b, Circus/on waivers
Doby Chrotchtangle, 3b, San Jose
Dolph Schayes, 3b, Baltimore
Dominique Wilkins, 3b, Baltimore
Dorothy Gale, rp, Paddington
Doug Collins, lf, Baltimore
Doug E. Fresh, rp, Compton
Dr. Dre, 2b, Compton/Paddington
Dr. Electron Kebebew, rp, Circus
Dr. Leo M. Chalupa, rf, San Jose
Dr. Loki Skylizard, 1b, San Jose
Dr. Shark Bird, rp, San Jose
Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, c, Washington
Dres, 2b, Multiverse/Cyberspace
Dromio of Ephesus, 1b, Stratford
Dromio of Syracuse, rp, Stratford/on waivers

Ed O'Neill, rp, Sao Paulo
Eddie Thomas, mr, Los Angeles
Eddie Van Halen, cf, Seattle
Edita Vilkeviciute, ss, Milan
Edmund Hillary, lf, Almaty
Eeyore, 1b, Paddington
Egeon, sp, Stratford
Eleonora Pons, mr, Los Angeles
Elijah, cf, on waivers
Elizabeth Emken, 1b, Vancouver
Elizabeth McCord, mr, Washington
Emanuela de Paula, cf, Milan
Emeril Lagasse, c, Kansas City
Enya, cf, Circus
Erich Von Drygalski, lf, Columbus
Erika Heynatz, ss, Milan
Erin Burnett, ss, Sao Paulo
Ernest Shackleton, rf, Columbus
Esau, 3b, Tel Aviv
Eugene Kranz, ss, Columbus
Excellent Raymond, cf, San Jose

Felicia Day, mr, Cyberspace
Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, sp, Cyberspace
Fitzgerald Thomas Grant III, sp, Washington
Flavious Coffee, sp, San Jose
Flopsy, rp, Paddington
Foxes, ss, Circus
Fran Drescher, rp, Kansas City
Francis Drake, ss, Paddington
Francis J. Underwood, c, Washington
Franco Baresi, rp, Seattle
Franco Causio, 3b, Kratovo
Frank Hardy, 1b, Paddington/on waivers
Frank Langella, ss, Sao Paulo
Fresh Kid Ice, mr, Multiverse
Friedrich Koncilia, rp, Los Angeles
Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett, rp, Los Angeles
Fumiko the Lowblood, lf, Multiverse
Fxjkhr, rf, Washington

Gaby Dunn, 1b, Cyberspace
Garrett Walker, rp, Washington
Geert Van Hecke, sp, Kansas City
Geist of Saint Traft, rf, on waivers
Gemma Ward, rp, Stratford
George Cohen, rp, Sao Paulo
George McGinnis, rf, Baltimore
George Vancouver, cf, Vancouver
Geronimo Barbadillo Gonzalez, rf, Kratovo
Gertrude, cf, Sao Paulo
Gheorghe Hagi, lf, Kratovo
Giacinto Facchetti, mr, on waivers
Gian Franco Romagnoli, rp, Kansas City
Gianni Rivera, ss, Kratovo
Gil Eanes, lf, Tel Aviv
Giselle Lazzarato, lf, Cyberspace
Glen Allen Walken, 1b, on waivers
Gloria Delgado, c, Los Angeles
Godfrey Sithole, 2b, San Jose
Grand Arbiter Augustin IV, 1b, on waivers
Grandmaster Caz, cf, Compton
Graven Abomination, 1b, on waivers
Greta Van Susteren, 1b, Vancouver
Gretel Brinker, c, Multiverse
Grimalkin, c, Sao Paulo
Grom Hellscream, 3b, Columbus
Gualtiero Marchesi, rp, Sao Paulo
Guenhwyvar, sp, Tel Aviv
Guildenstern, rp, Stratford
Guillermo Mendizabal Sanchez, 1b, Stratford
Gus Van Sant, 3b, Vancouver
Guy Savoy, c, Kansas City

Hal Greer, ss, Baltimore
Haley Dunphy, cf, Compton
Halsey, 3b, Compton/Paddington
Hamlet, 2b, Stratford
Hank Green, sp, Cyberspace
Hans Brinker, rp, Paddington
Harrison Ford, rp, Circus
Harry "Snapper" Organs, cf, Circus
Harry Gregg, c, Kratovo
Havoc, c, Compton
Heath Shuler, sp, Cyberspace
Heidi, ss, Paddington
Heinz Winkler, 2b, on waivers
Henry Hayes, rf, on waivers
Henry Hudson, 2b, Circus
Henry Wensleydale, 3b, Tel Aviv
Hillel Slovak, lf, Stratford/on waivers
Huckleberry Finn, rp, Paddington
Hyacinth Bucket, rp, Los Angeles

I-Perfection Harris, rp, San Jose
Iago, lf, Compton
Ice Cube, cf, on waivers
Ice-T, mr, Compton
Idina Menzel, cf, Kansas City
Iizuka the Ruthless, c, Multiverse
Illidan Stormrage, c, Columbus
Iola Morton, mr, Paddington
Isao Enlightened Bushi, rf, Kratovo
Itchy, rp, Washington

Jack Charlton, rp, Compton
Jacques Pic, ss, Kansas City
Jaina Proudmoore, 3b, Columbus
Jam Master Jay, rp, Kansas City
James Beard, cf, Kansas City
James Van Ness, cf, Vancouver
Janeane Garofalo, rp, Sao Paulo
Janne Niinimaa, rp, Omsk
Jason Ritter, lf, Sao Paulo
Jay Pritchett, 3b, Los Angeles
Jean-Claude Van Damme, c, Vancouver
Jean-Georges Vongerichten, lf, on waivers
Jeff Beukeboom, sp, Omsk
Jeff Van Gundy, sp, on waivers
Jenna Mourey, sp, Cyberspace
Jennifer Lawrence, rf, on waivers
Jeravicious Raven, 3b, San Jose
Jess Day, rp, Stratford/on waivers
Jessica Harbour, sp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Jill Goodacre, sp, Seattle
Jiro Ono, lf, Kansas City
Joao Justino Amaral dos Santos, rp, Kratovo
Joe Johnson, c, Baltimore
Joel Pepper, c, Los Angeles
John Cabot, sp, Columbus
John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., ss, Sao Paulo
John Green, sp, on waivers
John Keeler, mr, Washington
John Patrick Ryan, sp, Washington
John Slattery, 3b, Kansas City
Johnny Gentle, ss, Washington
Johnny Rep, lf, Los Angeles
Jonah Hill, lf, Tel Aviv
Jose Calderon, c, Kratovo
Josh Smith, mr, Baltimore
Josiah Edward Bartlet, sp, on waivers
Joules Scott-Key, sp, Seattle
Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, mr, Sao Paulo
Judith, sp, Circus
Jules Cobb, ss, Los Angeles
Julia Stegner, rp, Milan
Julius Erving, c, Baltimore
June Carter Cash, sp, Seattle

Kael'thas Sunstrider, 2b, Columbus
Kanga, ss, Kansas City
Karl-Anthony Towns, rp, Baltimore
Kataki War's Wage, cf, Multiverse
Kate Bock, sp, Milan
Kate Grigorieva, sp, on waivers
Katrina Kaif, 3b, Milan
Keiga the Tide Star, 3b, Multiverse
Kenneth Parcell, lf, on waivers
Kentaro the Smiling Cat, sp, on waivers
Keranos God of Storms, sp, on waivers
Kevin Garnett, sp, Baltimore
Kevin Keegan, ss, Kratovo
Kevin Love, lf, Baltimore
Ki-Jana Carter, rp, Vancouver
Kiki-Jiki Mirror Breaker, mr, Multiverse
Kimmy Schmidt, rf, Los Angeles
King of Swamp Castle, sp, Circus
Kira Great Glass Spinner, rp, Multiverse
Knight Who Says "Ni!", rp, Circus
Knight Who Till Recently Said "Ni!", sp, Seattle
Kokusho the Evening Star, rf, Multiverse
Konda Lord of Eiganjo, sp, Multiverse
Kotick, 2b, on waivers
Kree Harrison, c, Vancouver
Krusty the Clown, 2b, Tel Aviv
Kyle Korver, 1b, Baltimore

Lais Ribero, rf, Milan
Larry Vanover, rp, Vancouver
Lars-Olof Johansson, 1b, Seattle
Laura Priscilla Montez, lf, Washington
Lena Dunham, ss, Tel Aviv
Let's Get Ready To Rumble, cf, Stratford
Lin-Manuel Miranda, 2b, Seattle/Paddington
Linus Van Pelt, mr, Vancouver
Ludwig van Beethoven, c, Vancouver
Luther Campbell, rp, Compton

MC Ren, 1b, Compton/Stratford
Maga Traitor to Mortals, rp, Compton
Maggie Hassan, mr, Sao Paulo
Maiev Shadowsong, mr, on waivers
Malfurion Stormrage, rp, Columbus
Mamé Adjei, rp, Milan
Mandy Cohen, rp, Compton
Mandy Patinkin, ss, Compton
Manmeet Colon, c, San Jose
Manny Delgado, 3b, Los Angeles
Marcel Rodriguez-Lopez, 3b, Seattle
Marco van Basten, cf, Kratovo
Margo Reuten, rp, Kansas City
Mark Antony, 3b, Stratford
Marloes Horst, 3b, Milan
Mary Lennox, lf, Paddington
Massimiliano Alajmo, mr, Kansas City
Massimo Bottura, rp, Kansas City
Matt Bruce, rp, Los Angeles
Matt Dillon, ss, Multiverse
Matt Kowalski, rf, Columbus
Matthew Cuthbert, c, Multiverse
Maurice Cheeks, c, Baltimore
Mays Gilliam, rf, on waivers
Meg Whitman, rp, Almaty
Megan Gale, 1b, Milan
Melanie Grubbels Bupp, rp, on waivers
Meriwether Lewis, rp, Columbus
Mia Kang, rp, Milan
Michael "Bruce" Baldwin, cf, Circus
Michael Landon, lf, Sao Paulo
Michael Raven, rp, on waivers
Michelle Phan, rp, Cyberspace
Mighty Fine, ss, San Jose
Miguel Bernardo Bianquetti, sp, Kratovo
Mikey Politano, sp, Los Angeles
Mist Raven, 2b, Multiverse
Mister Blue Sky, c, Sao Paulo
Misty K. Snow, 3b, Vancouver
Mitchell Pritchett, ss, Los Angeles
Moe Howard, lf, Tel Aviv
Mookie Blaylock, cf, Kansas City
Mopsy, 2b, Paddington
Morris Peterson, lf, Baltimore
Moses Malone, 1b, Baltimore
Munkustrap, sp, Washington
Murdoc Niccals, 1b, Tel Aviv
Murellus, 2b, Stratford
Myla Dalbesio, rf, Paddington

Nagaina, 3b, Kansas City
Natalie Galkina, 1b, Columbus
Nath of the Gilt-Leaf, mr, Multiverse
Nathan Kress, ss, Stratford
Nejib Ghommidh, 2b, Los Angeles
Nestor Combin, 2b, Baltimore
Nia Baxter, lf, Los Angeles
Nigel Incubator-Jones, c, Circus
Nikola Pekovic, rp, Stratford
Nina Persson, 2b, Seattle
Niv-Mizzet the Firemind, 1b, Stratford/on waivers
Noah Daniels, 2b, Washington
Noodle, 3b, Sao Paulo
Notorious B.I.G., lf, Compton/Circus
Nusret Gökçe, 3b, on waivers

Ole Lukoje, c, Stratford
Olivia Newton-John, rf, Seattle
Olivia Voldaren, sp, Circus
Olli-Pekka Laine, sp, Seattle
Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, sp, Seattle
Osvaldo Ardiles, ss, Kratovo
Othello, sp, Stratford

Paolo Maldini, sp, Kratovo
Paris London, rp, San Jose
Pat Buchanan, 2b, Almaty
Pat Jennings, sp, Kratovo
Patrik Elias, sp, Omsk
Paul Palmer, sp, Compton
Paul Raven, 1b, Kratovo
Paul Rudd, sp, Tel Aviv
Pete Conrad, cf, Columbus
Peter, sp, Paddington
Peter Finch, 3b, Multiverse
Peter Rabbit, rp, Paddington/Seattle
Pharika God of Affliction, lf, on waivers
Phil Dunphy, sp, Los Angeles
Philip DeFranco Jr., 2b, Cyberspace
Philip Glass, c, Tel Aviv
Piglet, sp, Los Angeles
Polonius, ss, Stratford
Pope Francis, cf, Vancouver
Popular Front, rp, Circus/Compton
Prince Herbert, sp, Circus
Priyanka Chopra, cf, Milan/Stratford
Prodigy, 1b, Compton
Puff Daddy, ss, Compton/on waivers

Quote, rp, on waivers

Rachel, mr, Tel Aviv
Rachel Berry, rp, Sao Paulo
Rainer Shine, c, Cyberspace
Raj Koothrappali, rp, Los Angeles
Ramirez DePietro, cf, Multiverse/on waivers
Randall Munroe, 1b, Cyberspace
Randy Quaid, rf, Sao Paulo
Raven Baxter, sp, Los Angeles
Raven Guild Master, rp, on waivers
Raven Tracy, mr, Milan
Raven-Symone Pearson, rf, Seattle
Ravenous Baloth, cf, Multiverse
Ray Clemence, sp, Kratovo
Raymond Luxury Yacht, 3b, Cyberspace
Real Quiet, rp, Vancouver
Reality Winner, sp, San Jose
Rebecca Gayheart, lf, Milan
Rhett James McLaughlin, ss, Cyberspace
Rich Sutter, ss, Omsk
Rick Santorum, sp, Almaty
Ricky Rubio, sp, Baltimore
Riley Matthews, rf, Stratford
Rip Van Winkle, sp, Vancouver
Robert Patrick, 3b, Sao Paulo
Robin van Persie, 2b, Kratovo
Rocket Ismail, rp, Vancouver
Roger the Shrubber, rp, Kratovo
Rokhan, 3b, Columbus
Rolando Johnson, sp, Cyberspace
Romario de Souza Faria, rf, Kratovo
Romee Strijd, sp, Milan
Ron Crumpton, sp, Vancouver
Ron Obvious, 3b, Circus
Ron Sutter, rp, Omsk
Ronnie Wood, sp, Seattle
Roo, rp, Compton
Rose Bertram, rp, Milan
Roy Mitchell-Cardenas, sp, Seattle
Rumpus Cat, rp, Washington
Russel Hobbs, rf, Compton
Ruud Krol, rp, Kratovo
Ryusei the Falling Star, sp, Multiverse

Saint Schwing, mr, San Jose
Sally Langston, cf, Seattle
Samuel Champlain, sp, Columbus
Sandy Irvine, 2b, Columbus
Sandy Koufax, rp, Tel Aviv
Sara Foster, ss, Milan
Sarabi, cf, Washington
Sarah Michelle Gellar, rp, Stratford
Sarah Silverman, c, Kansas City
Saul, ss, Tel Aviv
Sazh Katzroy, rp, on waivers
Scarecrow, 3b, Paddington
Selina Meyer, cf, Los Angeles
Sensei Golden-Tail, rp, Multiverse
Serah Farron, lf, on waivers
Sessilee Lopez, rp, Milan
Seth Rogen, rp, Sao Paulo
Shane Dawson, c, Cyberspace
Sharin Foo, lf, Seattle
Sheila Broflovski, 3b, Tel Aviv
Shemp Howard, ss, Compton
Shia LaBoeuf, rf, Tel Aviv
Shitavious Cook, mr, San Jose
Shock G, 2b, Compton
Simply Invincible, rp, Vancouver
Sir Francis Drake, mr, Columbus
Sir Lancelot the Brave, rp, Circus
Sir Robin the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, mr, Circus
Sivitri Scarzam, sp, Multiverse
Slender Man, lf, Cyberspace
Smieragatto, 1b, on waivers
Snow Queen, mr, Paddington/on waivers
Solinus, rf, Stratford
Stan Van Gundy, lf, Vancouver
Stelmaria, lf, Washington
Stephon Marbury, c, on waivers
Sting, sp, Milan
Suki Waterhouse, 2b, Milan
Sune Rose Wagner, sp, Compton
Superfruit, rp, Cyberspace
Superintendent Parrot, c, Circus
Suzanne Cryer, cf, Sao Paulo
Sylvester James Pussycat Sr., mr, Baltimore

Taco B.M. Monster, rf, San Jose
Taffarel, sp, Kratovo
Taffy Dale, ss, Seattle
Takeno Samurai General, sp, Multiverse
Teppo Numminen, rp, Omsk
Teysa Orzhov Scion, c, Paddington
The Unspeakable, rp, Multiverse
Thomas J. Whitmore, 3b, Washington
Thomas James Ridgewell, cf, Cyberspace
Thomas Keller, sp, Kansas City
Thomas Ravelli, rp, on waivers
Thrall Son of Durotan, sp, Columbus
Tillman Buttersack, lf, on waivers
Tim, rp, San Jose
Tim Allen, rp, Sao Paulo
Tim Wheeler, rp, Seattle
Tin Woodman, lf, on waivers
Titania, mr, Stratford
Titus Andromedon, 2b, Kratovo/Multiverse
Tobias Andrion, sp, Multiverse
Tom Sawyer, sp, Paddington
Tommie Frazier, sp, Vancouver
Tommy Pickles, rp, Tel Aviv
Topsfield Sanchu A Little Princess, sp, Almaty
Troy Davis, lf, Almaty
Troye Sivan, 2b, Cyberspace/on waivers
True Sweetster, cf, San Jose
Tupac Shakur, sp, Compton
Tyler Oakley, rf, Cyberspace
Tyrande Whisperwind, 1b, Columbus

Ugly Duckling, 3b, Paddington
Uhuru Kenyatta, sp, Stratford/on waivers
Ulysses Delano Fitzgerald Milhous Pinky, 3b, Washington
Uther Lightbringer, rp, Columbus

Van Jones, rf, Multiverse
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., rp, Vancouver
Vance Joy, 1b, Compton
Vangelis, 1b, Vancouver
Vanilla Dong, rp, San Jose
Vicente de Fonseca Lucas, rp, on waivers
Vince Carter, sp, on waivers
Vince Gilligan, 2b, Sao Paulo
Vincent D'Onofrio, ss, Kansas City
Vincent Van Gogh, rf, Vancouver
Vogue Williams, rf, Cyberspace

Walter Mondale, rp, Almaty
Will Ferrell, rp, Sao Paulo
William Clark, sp, on waivers
Winnie the Pooh, cf, Paddington
Wizard of Oz, cf, Paddington
Wolfgang Van Halen, ss, Seattle

Yitzhak Rabin, c, Tel Aviv
Yosei the Morning Star, ss, Multiverse
Young Hyacinth, rp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Young Sheldon, rf, on waivers
Yousef Erakat, cf, on waivers

Zach Braff, cf, Tel Aviv
Zach Rogue, cf, Seattle
Zebediah Kilgrave, 2b, Washington
Zo-Zu the Punisher, rp, Multiverse
Zoot, mr, Kratovo
Ágatha Bednarczuk, mr, Compton

By position

Catchers

Alex Kapranos, Seattle/Compton
Alicia Machado, Milan
Alluring Siren, Cyberspace/on waivers
Alvin Williams, on waivers
Ari Gold, Tel Aviv
Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson, Circus
Bartolomeo Dias, Columbus
Billy Cunningham, Baltimore
Charlie Watts, Milan
Charlotte York, Sao Paulo
Christopher Robin, Paddington
Claire Dunphy, San Jose
Danielle Bregoli, Cyberspace
Darryl Sutter, on waivers
Dave Dederer, Washington
Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, Washington
Emeril Lagasse, Kansas City
Francis J. Underwood, Washington
Gloria Delgado, Los Angeles
Gretel Brinker, Multiverse
Grimalkin, Sao Paulo
Guy Savoy, Kansas City
Harry Gregg, Kratovo
Havoc, Compton
Iizuka the Ruthless, Multiverse
Illidan Stormrage, Columbus
Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vancouver
Joe Johnson, Baltimore
Joel Pepper, Los Angeles
Jose Calderon, Kratovo
Julius Erving, Baltimore
Kree Harrison, Vancouver
Ludwig van Beethoven, Vancouver
Manmeet Colon, San Jose
Matthew Cuthbert, Multiverse
Maurice Cheeks, Baltimore
Mister Blue Sky, Sao Paulo
Nigel Incubator-Jones, Circus
Ole Lukoje, Stratford
Philip Glass, Tel Aviv
Rainer Shine, Cyberspace
Sarah Silverman, Kansas City
Shane Dawson, Cyberspace
Stephon Marbury, on waivers
Superintendent Parrot, Circus
Teysa Orzhov Scion, Paddington
Yitzhak Rabin, Tel Aviv

First Basemen

Adrien Brody, Tel Aviv
Andy Brandy Casagrande IV, San Jose
Antipholus of Ephesus, Stratford
Arthur Wilson One, Circus
Brent Sutter, Omsk
Chelsea Daniels, Los Angeles
Cherries Waffles Tennis, San Jose
Chester Bennington, Seattle
Coriolanus Snow, Washington
Dinsdale Piranha, Circus/on waivers
Dr. Loki Skylizard, San Jose
Dromio of Ephesus, Stratford
Eeyore, Paddington
Elizabeth Emken, Vancouver
Frank Hardy, Paddington/on waivers
Gaby Dunn, Cyberspace
Glen Allen Walken, on waivers
Grand Arbiter Augustin IV, on waivers
Graven Abomination, on waivers
Greta Van Susteren, Vancouver
Guillermo Mendizabal Sanchez, Stratford
Kyle Korver, Baltimore
Lars-Olof Johansson, Seattle
MC Ren, Compton/Stratford
Megan Gale, Milan
Moses Malone, Baltimore
Murdoc Niccals, Tel Aviv
Natalie Galkina, Columbus
Niv-Mizzet the Firemind, Stratford/on waivers
Paul Raven, Kratovo
Prodigy, Compton
Randall Munroe, Cyberspace
Smieragatto, on waivers
Tyrande Whisperwind, Columbus
Vance Joy, Compton
Vangelis, Vancouver

Second Basemen

Buzz Aldrin, Columbus
Bárbara Seixas, Compton/Circus
Cameron Tucker, Los Angeles
Cardinal Fang, Circus
Cloves, on waivers
Daren Puppa, Omsk
Dave Navarro, on waivers
Dr. Dre, Compton/Paddington
Dres, Multiverse/Cyberspace
Godfrey Sithole, San Jose
Hamlet, Stratford
Heinz Winkler, on waivers
Henry Hudson, Circus
Kael'thas Sunstrider, Columbus
Kotick, on waivers
Krusty the Clown, Tel Aviv
Lin-Manuel Miranda, Seattle/Paddington
Mist Raven, Multiverse
Mopsy, Paddington
Murellus, Stratford
Nejib Ghommidh, Los Angeles
Nestor Combin, Baltimore
Nina Persson, Seattle
Noah Daniels, Washington
Pat Buchanan, Almaty
Philip DeFranco Jr., Cyberspace
Robin van Persie, Kratovo
Sandy Irvine, Columbus
Shock G, Compton
Suki Waterhouse, Milan
Titus Andromedon, Kratovo/Multiverse
Troye Sivan, Cyberspace/on waivers
Vince Gilligan, Sao Paulo
Zebediah Kilgrave, Washington

Third Basemen

Amy Farrah Fowler, Sao Paulo
Andrzej Iwan, on waivers
Angie Harmon, Columbus
Antipholus of Syracuse, Stratford
B.J. Smegma, Circus
Blastoise, San Jose
Bree Sharp, Seattle
Caroline Channing, on waivers
Doby Chrotchtangle, San Jose
Dolph Schayes, Baltimore
Dominique Wilkins, Baltimore
Esau, Tel Aviv
Franco Causio, Kratovo
Grom Hellscream, Columbus
Gus Van Sant, Vancouver
Halsey, Compton/Paddington
Henry Wensleydale, Tel Aviv
Jaina Proudmoore, Columbus
Jay Pritchett, Los Angeles
Jeravicious Raven, San Jose
John Slattery, Kansas City
Katrina Kaif, Milan
Keiga the Tide Star, Multiverse
Manny Delgado, Los Angeles
Marcel Rodriguez-Lopez, Seattle
Mark Antony, Stratford
Marloes Horst, Milan
Misty K. Snow, Vancouver
Nagaina, Kansas City
Noodle, Sao Paulo
Nusret Gökçe, on waivers
Peter Finch, Multiverse
Raymond Luxury Yacht, Cyberspace
Robert Patrick, Sao Paulo
Rokhan, Columbus
Ron Obvious, Circus
Scarecrow, Paddington
Sheila Broflovski, Tel Aviv
Thomas J. Whitmore, Washington
Ugly Duckling, Paddington
Ulysses Delano Fitzgerald Milhous Pinky, Washington

Shortstops

Anthony Thompson, Vancouver
Cameron Dallas, Cyberspace
Cardinal Biggles, Circus
Charles Logan, Washington
Cory Baxter, Los Angeles
DJ Hollywood, Compton/Compton
Dallas Ennema, San Jose
Danielle Harrington, Milan
Denis Mukwege, Vancouver
Edita Vilkeviciute, Milan
Erika Heynatz, Milan
Erin Burnett, Sao Paulo
Eugene Kranz, Columbus
Foxes, Circus
Francis Drake, Paddington
Frank Langella, Sao Paulo
Gianni Rivera, Kratovo
Hal Greer, Baltimore
Heidi, Paddington
Jacques Pic, Kansas City
John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., Sao Paulo
Johnny Gentle, Washington
Jules Cobb, Los Angeles
Kanga, Kansas City
Kevin Keegan, Kratovo
Lena Dunham, Tel Aviv
Mandy Patinkin, Compton
Matt Dillon, Multiverse
Mighty Fine, San Jose
Mitchell Pritchett, Los Angeles
Nathan Kress, Stratford
Osvaldo Ardiles, Kratovo
Polonius, Stratford
Puff Daddy, Compton/on waivers
Rhett James McLaughlin, Cyberspace
Rich Sutter, Omsk
Sara Foster, Milan
Saul, Tel Aviv
Shemp Howard, Compton
Taffy Dale, Seattle
Vincent D'Onofrio, Kansas City
Wolfgang Van Halen, Seattle
Yosei the Morning Star, Multiverse

Left Fielders

Abraham Van Helsing, Vancouver
Adam Schlesinger, Paddington
Alx James, Cyberspace
Arthas Menethil, Columbus
Arthur Wilson Two, Circus
Brabantio, Compton
Cairne Bloodhoof, on waivers
Cliff Hagan, Baltimore
Doug Collins, Baltimore
Edmund Hillary, Almaty
Erich Von Drygalski, Columbus
Fumiko the Lowblood, Multiverse
Gheorghe Hagi, Kratovo
Gil Eanes, Tel Aviv
Giselle Lazzarato, Cyberspace
Hillel Slovak, Stratford/on waivers
Iago, Compton
Jason Ritter, Sao Paulo
Jean-Georges Vongerichten, on waivers
Jiro Ono, Kansas City
Johnny Rep, Los Angeles
Jonah Hill, Tel Aviv
Kenneth Parcell, on waivers
Kevin Love, Baltimore
Laura Priscilla Montez, Washington
Mary Lennox, Paddington
Michael Landon, Sao Paulo
Moe Howard, Tel Aviv
Morris Peterson, Baltimore
Nia Baxter, Los Angeles
Notorious B.I.G., Compton/Circus
Pharika God of Affliction, on waivers
Rebecca Gayheart, Milan
Serah Farron, on waivers
Sharin Foo, Seattle
Slender Man, Cyberspace
Stan Van Gundy, Vancouver
Stelmaria, Washington
Tillman Buttersack, on waivers
Tin Woodman, on waivers
Troy Davis, Almaty

Center Fielders

Allie Brosh, Cyberspace
Andrew McKeag, Washington
Andrew Wiggins, Baltimore
Casca, Kratovo
Cat Morgan, Washington
Chillie Poon, San Jose
Chris Collingwood, Baltimore
Continuation of a Myth, Stratford
Dave Snuggerud, Omsk
Eddie Van Halen, Seattle
Elijah, on waivers
Emanuela de Paula, Milan
Enya, Circus
Excellent Raymond, San Jose
George Vancouver, Vancouver
Gertrude, Sao Paulo
Grandmaster Caz, Compton
Haley Dunphy, Compton
Harry "Snapper" Organs, Circus
Ice Cube, on waivers
Idina Menzel, Kansas City
James Beard, Kansas City
James Van Ness, Vancouver
Kataki War's Wage, Multiverse
Let's Get Ready To Rumble, Stratford
Marco van Basten, Kratovo
Michael "Bruce" Baldwin, Circus
Mookie Blaylock, Kansas City
Pete Conrad, Columbus
Pope Francis, Vancouver
Priyanka Chopra, Milan/Stratford
Ramirez DePietro, Multiverse/on waivers
Ravenous Baloth, Multiverse
Sally Langston, Seattle
Sarabi, Washington
Selina Meyer, Los Angeles
Suzanne Cryer, Sao Paulo
Thomas James Ridgewell, Cyberspace
True Sweetster, San Jose
Winnie the Pooh, Paddington
Wizard of Oz, Paddington
Yousef Erakat, on waivers
Zach Braff, Tel Aviv
Zach Rogue, Seattle

Right Fielders

Allen Iverson, Baltimore
Amanda Miranda Panda, San Jose
Ben Lee, Sao Paulo
Ben Pepper, Kansas City
Brutus, Stratford
Calpurnia, Kratovo
Candace Payne, Kansas City
Carly Fiorina, Vancouver
Claire Underwood, Washington
Constance Jablonski, Milan
Craven Knight, Multiverse
Dancing Hot Dog, Cyberspace/on waivers
Dr. Leo M. Chalupa, San Jose
Ernest Shackleton, Columbus
Fxjkhr, Washington
Geist of Saint Traft, on waivers
George McGinnis, Baltimore
Geronimo Barbadillo Gonzalez, Kratovo
Henry Hayes, on waivers
Isao Enlightened Bushi, Kratovo
Jennifer Lawrence, on waivers
Kimmy Schmidt, Los Angeles
Kokusho the Evening Star, Multiverse
Lais Ribero, Milan
Matt Kowalski, Columbus
Mays Gilliam, on waivers
Myla Dalbesio, Paddington
Olivia Newton-John, Seattle
Randy Quaid, Sao Paulo
Raven-Symone Pearson, Seattle
Riley Matthews, Stratford
Romario de Souza Faria, Kratovo
Russel Hobbs, Compton
Shia LaBoeuf, Tel Aviv
Solinus, Stratford
Taco B.M. Monster, San Jose
Tyler Oakley, Cyberspace
Van Jones, Multiverse
Vincent Van Gogh, Vancouver
Vogue Williams, Cyberspace
Young Sheldon, on waivers

Starting Pitchers

Allison Raskin, on waivers
Amelia Earhart, Columbus
Anne Lindbergh, Circus
Anne Shirley, Paddington
Anne-Sophie Pic, Kansas City
Barney Frank, on waivers
Baskerville Holmes, San Jose
Ben Bernanke, Tel Aviv
Bernard Dietz, Kratovo
Br'er Fox, on waivers
Bregje Heinen, Milan
Brian, Circus
Busta Rhymes, Compton/Stratford
Cassius, Stratford
Colleen Ballinger, Cyberspace
Curly Howard, Tel Aviv
David, Tel Aviv
David Palmer, Washington
Davide Scabin, Kansas City
Diana Barry, Paddington
Dick Van Dyke, on waivers
Dikembe Mutombo, Baltimore
Egeon, Stratford
Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, Cyberspace
Fitzgerald Thomas Grant III, Washington
Flavious Coffee, San Jose
Geert Van Hecke, Kansas City
Guenhwyvar, Tel Aviv
Hank Green, Cyberspace
Heath Shuler, Cyberspace
Jeff Beukeboom, Omsk
Jeff Van Gundy, on waivers
Jenna Mourey, Cyberspace
Jessica Harbour, Los Angeles/on waivers
Jill Goodacre, Seattle
John Cabot, Columbus
John Green, on waivers
John Patrick Ryan, Washington
Josiah Edward Bartlet, on waivers
Joules Scott-Key, Seattle
Judith, Circus
June Carter Cash, Seattle
Kate Bock, Milan
Kate Grigorieva, on waivers
Kentaro the Smiling Cat, on waivers
Keranos God of Storms, on waivers
Kevin Garnett, Baltimore
King of Swamp Castle, Circus
Knight Who Till Recently Said "Ni!", Seattle
Konda Lord of Eiganjo, Multiverse
Miguel Bernardo Bianquetti, Kratovo
Mikey Politano, Los Angeles
Munkustrap, Washington
Olivia Voldaren, Circus
Olli-Pekka Laine, Seattle
Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, Seattle
Othello, Stratford
Paolo Maldini, Kratovo
Pat Jennings, Kratovo
Patrik Elias, Omsk
Paul Palmer, Compton
Paul Rudd, Tel Aviv
Peter, Paddington
Phil Dunphy, Los Angeles
Piglet, Los Angeles
Prince Herbert, Circus
Raven Baxter, Los Angeles
Ray Clemence, Kratovo
Reality Winner, San Jose
Rick Santorum, Almaty
Ricky Rubio, Baltimore
Rip Van Winkle, Vancouver
Rolando Johnson, Cyberspace
Romee Strijd, Milan
Ron Crumpton, Vancouver
Ronnie Wood, Seattle
Roy Mitchell-Cardenas, Seattle
Ryusei the Falling Star, Multiverse
Samuel Champlain, Columbus
Sivitri Scarzam, Multiverse
Sting, Milan
Sune Rose Wagner, Compton
Taffarel, Kratovo
Takeno Samurai General, Multiverse
Thomas Keller, Kansas City
Thrall Son of Durotan, Columbus
Tobias Andrion, Multiverse
Tom Sawyer, Paddington
Tommie Frazier, Vancouver
Topsfield Sanchu A Little Princess, Almaty
Tupac Shakur, Compton
Uhuru Kenyatta, Stratford/on waivers
Vince Carter, on waivers
William Clark, on waivers

Middle Relievers

Bella Hadid, on waivers
Bianca Balti, Milan
Bobby Flay, Kansas City
Bushwick Bill, Compton
Cedric Bixler-Zavala, Seattle
Charles Lincoln Neal III, Cyberspace
Commodus, Sao Paulo
Deron Williams, Baltimore
Eddie Thomas, Los Angeles
Eleonora Pons, Los Angeles
Elizabeth McCord, Washington
Felicia Day, Cyberspace
Fresh Kid Ice, Multiverse
Giacinto Facchetti, on waivers
Ice-T, Compton
Iola Morton, Paddington
John Keeler, Washington
Josh Smith, Baltimore
Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, Sao Paulo
Kiki-Jiki Mirror Breaker, Multiverse
Linus Van Pelt, Vancouver
Maggie Hassan, Sao Paulo
Maiev Shadowsong, on waivers
Massimiliano Alajmo, Kansas City
Nath of the Gilt-Leaf, Multiverse
Rachel, Tel Aviv
Raven Tracy, Milan
Saint Schwing, San Jose
Shitavious Cook, San Jose
Sir Francis Drake, Columbus
Sir Robin the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, Circus
Snow Queen, Paddington/on waivers
Sylvester James Pussycat Sr., Baltimore
Titania, Stratford
Zoot, Kratovo
Ágatha Bednarczuk, Compton

Relief Pitchers

2D, Tel Aviv
Abel Tasman, Columbus
Al Horford, Baltimore
Alex Dunphy, Los Angeles
Alex Van Halen, Seattle
Alison Brie, Tel Aviv
Alm-Uncle, Paddington
Alonzo, Compton/Los Angeles
Amerigo Vespucci, Columbus
Angela Hartnett, Kansas City
Ben Stiller, Paddington
Biggus Dickus, on waivers
Booker Baxter, Kratovo
Brian Jones, Seattle
Brian Sutter, Omsk
Calico Briggs, Washington
Candice Huffine, Milan
Casey Weldon, Almaty
Chris Bosh, Baltimore
Cindy Bruna, Milan
Ciro Ferrera, Kratovo
Daniel Boulud, Kansas City
Daveed Diggs, Tel Aviv
Demetrius, Compton
Desdemona, Stratford
Dick Smothers, on waivers
Dorothy Gale, Paddington
Doug E. Fresh, Compton
Dr. Electron Kebebew, Circus
Dr. Shark Bird, San Jose
Dromio of Syracuse, Stratford/on waivers
Ed O'Neill, Sao Paulo
Flopsy, Paddington
Fran Drescher, Kansas City
Franco Baresi, Seattle
Friedrich Koncilia, Los Angeles
Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett, Los Angeles
Garrett Walker, Washington
Gemma Ward, Stratford
George Cohen, Sao Paulo
Gian Franco Romagnoli, Kansas City
Gualtiero Marchesi, Sao Paulo
Guildenstern, Stratford
Hans Brinker, Paddington
Harrison Ford, Circus
Huckleberry Finn, Paddington
Hyacinth Bucket, Los Angeles
I-Perfection Harris, San Jose
Itchy, Washington
Jack Charlton, Compton
Jam Master Jay, Kansas City
Janeane Garofalo, Sao Paulo
Janne Niinimaa, Omsk
Jess Day, Stratford/on waivers
Joao Justino Amaral dos Santos, Kratovo
Julia Stegner, Milan
Karl-Anthony Towns, Baltimore
Ki-Jana Carter, Vancouver
Kira Great Glass Spinner, Multiverse
Knight Who Says "Ni!", Circus
Larry Vanover, Vancouver
Luther Campbell, Compton
Maga Traitor to Mortals, Compton
Malfurion Stormrage, Columbus
Mamé Adjei, Milan
Mandy Cohen, Compton
Margo Reuten, Kansas City
Massimo Bottura, Kansas City
Matt Bruce, Los Angeles
Meg Whitman, Almaty
Melanie Grubbels Bupp, on waivers
Meriwether Lewis, Columbus
Mia Kang, Milan
Michael Raven, on waivers
Michelle Phan, Cyberspace
Nikola Pekovic, Stratford
Paris London, San Jose
Peter Rabbit, Paddington/Seattle
Popular Front, Circus/Compton
Quote, on waivers
Rachel Berry, Sao Paulo
Raj Koothrappali, Los Angeles
Raven Guild Master, on waivers
Real Quiet, Vancouver
Rocket Ismail, Vancouver
Roger the Shrubber, Kratovo
Ron Sutter, Omsk
Roo, Compton
Rose Bertram, Milan
Rumpus Cat, Washington
Ruud Krol, Kratovo
Sandy Koufax, Tel Aviv
Sarah Michelle Gellar, Stratford
Sazh Katzroy, on waivers
Sensei Golden-Tail, Multiverse
Sessilee Lopez, Milan
Seth Rogen, Sao Paulo
Simply Invincible, Vancouver
Sir Lancelot the Brave, Circus
Superfruit, Cyberspace
Teppo Numminen, Omsk
The Unspeakable, Multiverse
Thomas Ravelli, on waivers
Tim, San Jose
Tim Allen, Sao Paulo
Tim Wheeler, Seattle
Tommy Pickles, Tel Aviv
Uther Lightbringer, Columbus
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., Vancouver
Vanilla Dong, San Jose
Vicente de Fonseca Lucas, on waivers
Walter Mondale, Almaty
Will Ferrell, Sao Paulo
Young Hyacinth, Los Angeles/on waivers
Zo-Zu the Punisher, Multiverse