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SimBase Players, Year 73
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A
- Abel Tasman, rp, Columbus
- Abraham Van Helsing, lf, Vancouver
- Adam Schlesinger, lf, Paddington/on waivers
- Adrien Brody, 1b, Tel Aviv
- Al Horford, rp, Baltimore
- Aleksandr Zavarov, c, Kratovo
- Alex Dunphy, rp, Los Angeles
- Alex Kapranos, c, on waivers
- Alex Van Halen, rp, on waivers
- Alicia Machado, c, Milan
- Alison Brie, rp, Tel Aviv
- Allen Iverson, rf, on waivers
- Allie Brosh, cf, Cyberspace
- Alm-Uncle, rp, Paddington/Sao Paulo
- Alonzo, rp, Los Angeles
- Alx James, lf, Cyberspace
- Amanda Miranda Panda, rf, Seattle
- Amelia Earhart, sp, Columbus
- Amerigo Vespucci, rp, Columbus
- Amy Farrah Fowler, 3b, Sao Paulo
- Andre Marie, rp, Paddington
- Andrew McKeag, cf, Washington
- Andrew Wiggins, cf, Baltimore
- Andy Brandy Casagrande IV, ss, San Jose
- Angie Harmon, 3b, Columbus
- Anne Lindbergh, sp, Circus
- Anne Shirley, sp, Paddington
- Anthony Thompson, ss, Vancouver
- Antipholus of Ephesus, 1b, Stratford
- Antipholus of Syracuse, 3b, Stratford
- Anub'arak, rf, Columbus
- Arabian Prince, c, Compton
- Ari Gold, ss, on waivers
- Arthas Menethil, lf, Columbus
- Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson, c, Circus
- Arthur Wilson One, 1b, Circus
- Arthur Wilson Two, lf, Circus
B
- B.J. Smegma, 3b, Circus
- Baby-D, rp, Compton
- Bartolomeo Dias, c, Columbus
- Baskerville Holmes, sp, San Jose
- Ben Bernanke, sp, Tel Aviv
- Ben Lee, rf, Sao Paulo
- Ben Pepper, rf, Omsk
- Ben Simmons, rp, Baltimore
- Ben Stiller, rp, Paddington
- Bernard Dietz, sp, Kratovo
- Bianca Balti, mr, Milan
- Bilinda Butcher, ss, Kratovo
- Billy Cunningham, c, Baltimore
- Blastoise, 3b, on waivers
- Bo Krsmanovic, rp, Milan
- Booker Baxter, rp, Kratovo
- Brabantio, lf, Compton
- Bree Sharp, ss, Seattle
- Bregje Heinen, sp, Milan
- Brent Sutter, 1b, Omsk
- Brian, sp, Circus
- Brian Jones, rp, on waivers
- Brian Sutter, rp, on waivers
- Brutus, rf, Stratford/Kratovo
- Bushwick Bill, mr, on waivers
- Busta Rhymes, sp, Stratford
- Buzz Aldrin, 2b, Columbus
- Bárbara Seixas, 2b, Circus
C
- Calico Briggs, rp, Washington
- Calpurnia, rf, Kratovo
- Cameron Dallas, ss, Cyberspace
- Cameron Tucker, 2b, Los Angeles
- Candace Payne, rf, Omsk
- Candice Huffine, rp, Milan
- Cardinal Biggles, ss, Circus
- Cardinal Fang, 2b, Circus
- Carly Fiorina, rf, Vancouver
- Casca, cf, Kratovo/on waivers
- Cassius, sp, Stratford
- Cat Morgan, cf, Washington
- Cedric Bixler-Zavala, mr, Seattle
- Charles Lincoln Neal III, mr, Cyberspace
- Charles Logan, ss, Washington
- Charlie Watts, c, Milan
- Charlotte York, c, Sao Paulo
- Chelsea Daniels, 1b, Los Angeles
- Cherries Waffles Tennis, c, San Jose
- Chester Bennington, 1b, Seattle
- Chillie Poon, cf, San Jose
- Chris Bosh, rp, Baltimore
- Chris Collingwood, cf, Baltimore
- Christopher Robin, c, Paddington/Seattle
- Cindy Bruna, rp, Milan
- Ciro Ferrera, rp, Kratovo
- Claire Dunphy, c, San Jose
- Claire Underwood, rf, Washington
- Cliff Hagan, lf, Baltimore
- Colleen Ballinger, sp, Cyberspace
- Colm O Ciosoig, ss, Seattle
- Commodus, mr, Sao Paulo
- Constance Jablonski, rf, Milan
- Continuation of a Myth, cf, Stratford
- Coriolanus Snow, 1b, Washington
- Cory Baxter, ss, Los Angeles
- Craig Mack, ss, Compton
- Craven Knight, rf, Paddington
- Curly Howard, sp, Tel Aviv
D
- DJ Hollywood, ss, Compton
- Dallas Ennema, ss, San Jose
- Daniel Boulud, rp, Omsk
- Danielle Bregoli, c, Cyberspace
- Danielle Harrington, ss, Compton
- Daren Puppa, 2b, Omsk
- Dario Saric, rp, Paddington
- Dave Dederer, c, Washington
- Dave Snuggerud, cf, Omsk
- Daveed Diggs, rp, on waivers
- David, sp, Tel Aviv
- David Palmer, sp, Washington/Multiverse
- Davide Scabin, sp, Omsk
- Decius, sp, Paddington
- Demetrius, rp, on waivers
- Denis Mukwege, ss, on waivers
- Deron Williams, mr, Baltimore
- Desdemona, rp, Stratford
- Diana Barry, sp, Paddington
- Dikembe Mutombo, sp, Baltimore
- Doby Chrotchtangle, 3b, on waivers
- Dolph Schayes, 3b, Baltimore
- Dominique Wilkins, 3b, Baltimore
- Dorothy Gale, rp, Paddington
- Doug Collins, lf, Baltimore
- Doug E. Fresh, rp, on waivers
- Dr. Dre, 2b, on waivers
- Dr. Electron Kebebew, rp, on waivers
- Dr. Leo M. Chalupa, rf, on waivers
- Dr. Loki Skylizard, 1b, San Jose
- Dr. Shark Bird, rp, San Jose
- Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, c, Washington
- Dres, 2b, Cyberspace
- Dromio of Ephesus, c, Stratford
- Duffy McSwiggin, rp, San Jose
E
- Ed O'Neill, rp, Sao Paulo
- Eddie Thomas, mr, Los Angeles
- Eddie Van Halen, cf, Seattle
- Edita Vilkeviciute, ss, Milan
- Eeyore, 1b, Paddington
- Egeon, sp, Paddington
- Eleonora Pons, mr, Los Angeles
- Elizabeth Emken, 1b, Vancouver
- Elizabeth McCord, mr, Washington
- Emanuela de Paula, cf, Milan
- Emeril Lagasse, c, Omsk
- Emmanuelle Chriqui, mr, Tel Aviv
- Enya, cf, on waivers
- Erayo Soratami Ascendent, lf, Multiverse
- Erich Von Drygalski, lf, Columbus
- Erika Heynatz, ss, Milan
- Erin Burnett, ss, Sao Paulo
- Ernest Shackleton, rf, Columbus
- Esa Tikkanen, sp, Omsk
- Esau, 3b, on waivers
- Eugene Kranz, ss, Columbus
- Excellent Raymond, cf, San Jose
F
- Felicia Day, mr, Cyberspace
- Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, sp, Cyberspace
- Fitzgerald Thomas Grant III, sp, Washington
- Flavious Coffee, sp, San Jose
- Flavius, mr, Stratford/Kratovo
- Flopsy, rp, Paddington/on waivers
- Foxes, ss, Circus
- Francis Drake, ss, Paddington
- Francis J. Underwood, c, Washington
- Franco Baresi, rp, Seattle
- Franco Causio, 3b, Kratovo/Stratford
- Frank Langella, ss, Sao Paulo
- Fresh Kid Ice, mr, on waivers
- Friedrich Koncilia, rp, Los Angeles
- Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett, rp, Los Angeles
- Fumiko the Lowblood, lf, Multiverse
- Fxjkhr, rf, on waivers
G
- Gaby Dunn, 1b, Cyberspace
- Garrett Walker, rp, on waivers
- Gemma Ward, rp, Stratford
- George Cohen, rp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
- George McGinnis, rf, Baltimore
- George Vancouver, cf, Vancouver
- Geronimo Barbadillo Gonzalez, rf, Kratovo
- Gertrude, cf, Sao Paulo
- Gervaise Brook-Hampster, 1b, Circus
- Gheorghe Hagi, lf, Kratovo
- Gianni Rivera, ss, Kratovo
- Gil Eanes, lf, Tel Aviv
- Giselle Lazzarato, lf, Cyberspace
- Glinda, rp, Paddington
- Gloria Delgado, c, Los Angeles
- Godfrey Sithole, 2b, on waivers
- Grace Adler, cf, on waivers
- Grandmaster Caz, cf, Compton
- Greta Van Susteren, 1b, Vancouver
- Gretel Brinker, c, Multiverse
- Grimalkin, c, Sao Paulo/on waivers
- Grom Hellscream, 3b, Columbus
- Gualtiero Marchesi, rp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
- Guenhwyvar, sp, Tel Aviv
- Guildenstern, rp, Stratford
- Guillermo Mendizabal Sanchez, 1b, Stratford
- Gus Van Sant, 3b, Vancouver
H
- Hal Greer, ss, Baltimore
- Haley Dunphy, cf, Compton/Los Angeles
- Halsey, 3b, Paddington/on waivers
- Hamlet, 2b, Stratford
- Hank Green, sp, Cyberspace
- Hans Brinker, rp, Paddington/on waivers
- Harrison Ford, rp, Circus
- Harry "Snapper" Organs, cf, Circus
- Harry Gregg, c, Kratovo
- Havoc, c, Tel Aviv
- Heath Shuler, sp, Cyberspace
- Heidi, ss, Paddington/on waivers
- Heimo Pfeifenberger, cf, Kratovo
- Henry Hudson, 2b, Circus
- Henry Wensleydale, 3b, Tel Aviv
- Huckleberry Finn, rp, Paddington
- Hyacinth Bucket, rp, Los Angeles
I
- I-Perfection Harris, rp, San Jose
- Iago, lf, Compton/on waivers
- Ice-T, mr, Compton
- Idina Menzel, cf, Omsk
- Iizuka the Ruthless, c, on waivers
- Illidan Stormrage, c, Columbus
- Infinite Grover, sp, San Jose
- Iola Morton, mr, Paddington
- Isaac Newton Van Nuys, 2b, Vancouver
- Isao Enlightened Bushi, rf, Kratovo/Stratford
- Itchy, rp, Washington
J
- Jack Charlton, rp, Compton/Los Angeles
- Jack McFarland, lf, on waivers
- Jacques Pic, ss, on waivers
- Jacques Songo'o, rp, Kratovo
- Jaina Proudmoore, 3b, Compton
- James Beard, cf, Omsk
- James Van Ness, cf, Vancouver
- James William Sawyer, sp, Washington
- Janeane Garofalo, rp, Sao Paulo
- Jango Glackin, rf, San Jose
- Janne Niinimaa, rp, Omsk
- Jason Ritter, lf, Sao Paulo
- Jay Pritchett, 3b, Los Angeles
- Jean-Claude Van Damme, c, Vancouver
- Jeff Beukeboom, sp, Omsk
- Jenna Mourey, sp, Cyberspace
- Jeravicious Raven, 3b, San Jose
- Jill Goodacre, sp, Seattle
- Jiro Ono, lf, Omsk
- Joao Justino Amaral dos Santos, rp, Kratovo
- Joe Johnson, c, Baltimore
- Joel Embiid, cf, Baltimore
- Joel Pepper, c, Los Angeles
- John Cabot, sp, Columbus
- John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., ss, Sao Paulo
- John Keeler, mr, Washington
- John Patrick Ryan, sp, Washington
- John Slattery, 3b, Omsk
- Johnny Gentle, ss, Washington
- Johnny Rep, lf, Los Angeles
- Jonah Hill, rf, Tel Aviv
- Jose Calderon, c, on waivers
- Josh Smith, mr, Baltimore
- Joules Scott-Key, sp, Seattle
- Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, mr, Sao Paulo
- Judith, sp, Circus
- Jules Cobb, ss, Los Angeles
- Julia Stegner, rp, on waivers
- Julius Caesar, c, Stratford
- Julius Erving, c, Baltimore
- June Carter Cash, sp, Seattle
K
- KRS-One, rp, Compton
- Kael'thas Sunstrider, 2b, Columbus
- Kanga, ss, Tel Aviv
- Karl-Anthony Towns, rp, Baltimore
- Kataki War's Wage, cf, Multiverse
- Kate Bock, sp, Milan
- Katrina Kaif, 3b, Milan
- Keiga the Tide Star, 3b, Multiverse
- Kel'Thuzad, rp, Columbus
- Kenzo the Hardhearted, cf, Multiverse/on waivers
- Kevin Garnett, sp, Baltimore
- Kevin Keegan, ss, Kratovo
- Kevin Love, lf, Baltimore
- Ki-Jana Carter, rp, Vancouver
- Kiki-Jiki Mirror Breaker, mr, Multiverse
- Kimmy Schmidt, rf, Los Angeles
- King of Swamp Castle, sp, Circus
- Kira Great Glass Spinner, rp, Multiverse
- Knight Who Says "Ni!", rp, on waivers
- Knight Who Till Recently Said "Ni!", sp, Seattle
- Kokusho the Evening Star, rf, Multiverse
- Konda Lord of Eiganjo, sp, Multiverse
- Kree Harrison, c, Vancouver
- Krusty the Clown, 2b, Tel Aviv
- Kyle Korver, 1b, Baltimore
L
- Lais Ribero, rf, Milan
- Larry Vanover, rp, Vancouver
- Lars-Olof Johansson, 1b, on waivers
- Laura Priscilla Montez, lf, Washington
- Leeroy Jenkins, mr, Cyberspace
- Lena Dunham, ss, Tel Aviv
- Let's Get Ready To Rumble, cf, Stratford
- Lin-Manuel Miranda, 2b, Paddington
- Linus Van Pelt, mr, Vancouver
- Ludwig van Beethoven, c, Vancouver
- Luther Campbell, rp, on waivers
M
- MC Ren, 1b, Stratford
- Mack 10, 1b, Compton
- Maga Traitor to Mortals, rp, Compton
- Maggie Hassan, mr, Sao Paulo
- Mal'Ganis, 1b, on waivers
- Malfurion Stormrage, rp, on waivers
- Mamé Adjei, rp, Milan
- Mandy Cohen, rp, Compton
- Mandy Patinkin, ss, Compton/on waivers
- Manmeet Colon, c, San Jose
- Manny Delgado, 3b, San Jose
- Marcel Rodriguez-Lopez, 3b, Seattle
- Marco van Basten, cf, Kratovo
- Margo Reuten, rp, Omsk
- Mark Antony, 3b, Stratford
- Markelle Fultz, rp, Baltimore
- Marloes Horst, 3b, Milan
- Martin Van Buren, rp, Vancouver
- Mary Lennox, lf, Paddington
- Massimiliano Alajmo, mr, Omsk
- Massimo Bottura, rp, Omsk
- Matt Bruce, rp, Los Angeles
- Matt Dillon, ss, Kratovo
- Matt Kowalski, rf, on waivers
- Matthew Cuthbert, c, Multiverse
- Maurice Cheeks, c, Baltimore
- Megan Gale, 1b, Milan
- Megan Williams, 3b, Milan
- Melody Margaret Grant, rp, Washington
- Meloku the Clouded Mirror, 2b, Multiverse
- Meriwether Lewis, rp, Columbus
- Mia Kang, rp, on waivers
- Michael "Bruce" Baldwin, cf, Circus
- Michael Landon, lf, Sao Paulo
- Michelle Phan, rp, Cyberspace
- Mighty Fine, ss, San Jose
- Miguel Bernardo Bianquetti, sp, Kratovo
- Miikka Kiprusoff, sp, Omsk
- Mikey Politano, sp, Los Angeles
- Milhouse Van Houten, 1b, Vancouver
- Mist Raven, 2b, Multiverse
- Mister Blue Sky, c, Sao Paulo
- Misty K. Snow, 3b, Vancouver
- Mitch Kapor, ss, Compton
- Mitchell Pritchett, ss, Los Angeles
- Moe Howard, lf, Tel Aviv
- Mookie Blaylock, cf, on waivers
- Mopsy, 2b, Paddington/on waivers
- Morris Peterson, lf, on waivers
- Moses Malone, 1b, Baltimore
- Mr. Pither, 2b, Circus
- Munkustrap, sp, Washington
- Murdoc Niccals, 1b, Tel Aviv
- Murellus, 2b, Stratford
- Myla Dalbesio, rf, Paddington/Sao Paulo
N
- Natalie Galkina, 1b, Columbus
- Nath of the Gilt-Leaf, mr, Circus
- Nathan Kress, ss, Stratford
- Nejib Ghommidh, 3b, Los Angeles
- Ner'zhul, mr, Columbus
- Nestor Combin, 2b, Baltimore
- Nia Baxter, lf, Los Angeles/Compton
- Nigel Incubator-Jones, c, Circus
- Nikola Pekovic, rp, Stratford
- Nina Persson, 2b, Seattle
- Noah Daniels, 2b, Washington
- Noodle, 3b, Sao Paulo
- Notorious B.I.G., lf, Circus
O
- Ole Lukoje, c, Stratford
- Olivia Culpo, rp, Milan
- Olivia Newton-John, rf, Seattle
- Olivia Voldaren, sp, on waivers
- Olli-Pekka Laine, sp, Seattle
- Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, sp, Seattle
- One with Nothing, c, Multiverse
- Osvaldo Ardiles, ss, Kratovo
- Othello, sp, Stratford
P
- Paolo Maldini, sp, Kratovo
- Paris London, rp, Compton
- Pat Jennings, sp, on waivers
- Patrik Elias, sp, Omsk
- Paul Palmer, sp, Compton/on waivers
- Paul Ramadier, sp, Paddington
- Paul Raven, 1b, Kratovo/on waivers
- Paul Rudd, sp, Tel Aviv
- Pete Conrad, cf, Columbus
- Peter, sp, Paddington
- Peter Finch, 3b, on waivers
- Peter Rabbit, rp, Seattle
- Phil Dunphy, sp, Los Angeles
- Philip DeFranco Jr., 2b, Cyberspace
- Philip Glass, c, Tel Aviv
- Piglet, sp, on waivers
- Polonius, ss, Stratford
- Pope Francis, cf, on waivers
- Popular Front, rp, Compton
- Prince Herbert, sp, Circus
- Priyanka Chopra, lf, Stratford
- Prodigy, 1b, San Jose
Q
R
- Rachel, mr, Tel Aviv
- Rachel Berry, rp, Sao Paulo
- Rainer Shine, c, Cyberspace
- Raj Koothrappali, rp, Los Angeles
- Randall Munroe, ss, Cyberspace
- Randy Quaid, rf, Sao Paulo
- Raven Baxter, sp, Los Angeles
- Raven Tracy, mr, Milan
- Raven-Symone Pearson, rf, Seattle
- Ravenous Baloth, cf, Multiverse
- Ray Clemence, sp, Kratovo
- Raymond Luxury Yacht, 3b, Cyberspace
- Real Quiet, rp, on waivers
- Reality Winner, sp, Los Angeles
- Rebecca Gayheart, lf, Milan
- Rhett James McLaughlin, ss, Cyberspace
- Rich Sutter, ss, Omsk
- Ricky Rubio, sp, Baltimore
- Riley Matthews, rf, on waivers
- Rip Van Winkle, sp, Vancouver
- Robert Patrick, 3b, Sao Paulo
- Robert Schuman, 1b, Paddington
- Robin van Persie, 2b, Kratovo
- Rocket Ismail, rp, Vancouver
- Roger Milla, c, Kratovo
- Roger the Shrubber, rp, on waivers
- Rokhan, 3b, Columbus
- Rolando Johnson, sp, Cyberspace
- Romario de Souza Faria, rf, Kratovo
- Romee Strijd, sp, Milan
- Ron Crumpton, sp, Vancouver
- Ron Obvious, 3b, Circus
- Ron Sutter, rp, Omsk
- Ronnie Wood, sp, Seattle/Paddington
- Roo, rp, Compton
- Rose Bertram, rp, Milan
- Roy Mitchell-Cardenas, sp, Seattle
- Rumpus Cat, rp, Washington
- Russel Hobbs, rf, Seattle
- Ruud Krol, rp, on waivers
- Ryusei the Falling Star, sp, Multiverse
S
- Saint Schwing, mr, San Jose
- Sakashima the Imposter, rp, Multiverse
- Sally Langston, cf, on waivers
- Samuel Champlain, sp, Columbus
- Sandy Irvine, 2b, Columbus
- Sandy Koufax, rp, Tel Aviv
- Sara Foster, ss, Milan
- Sarabi, cf, Washington
- Sarah Koenig, cf, Cyberspace
- Sarah Michelle Gellar, rp, Stratford
- Sarah Silverman, c, Omsk
- Sassy C, mr, Compton
- Saul, ss, Tel Aviv
- Scarecrow, 3b, Paddington
- Scholastique Koolimo, 1b, San Jose
- Scott La Rock, 2b, Compton
- Selina Meyer, cf, Los Angeles
- Sensei Golden-Tail, rp, Multiverse
- Sessilee Lopez, rp, on waivers
- Seth Rogen, rp, Sao Paulo
- Shane Dawson, c, Cyberspace
- Sharin Foo, rf, Seattle
- Sheila Broflovski, 3b, Tel Aviv
- Shemp Howard, ss, Compton
- Shia LaBoeuf, rf, Tel Aviv
- Shitavious Cook, mr, San Jose
- Shock G, 2b, Compton
- Silver Bronzo, 2b, San Jose
- Simply Invincible, rp, Vancouver
- Sir Francis Drake, mr, Columbus
- Sir Lancelot the Brave, rp, Circus
- Sir Robin the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, mr, Circus
- Sivitri Scarzam, sp, Multiverse
- Skee-Lo, rf, Compton
- Slender Man, lf, on waivers
- Solinus, rf, Stratford
- Stan, mr, Circus
- Stan Van Gundy, lf, Vancouver
- Stelmaria, lf, Washington
- Sting, sp, Milan
- Suki Waterhouse, 2b, Milan
- Sune Rose Wagner, sp, Compton
- Superfruit, rp, Cyberspace
- Superintendent Parrot, c, Circus
- Suzanne Cryer, cf, Sao Paulo
- Sylvester James Pussycat Sr., mr, on waivers
T
- Taco B.M. Monster, rf, San Jose
- Taffarel, sp, Kratovo
- Taffy Dale, ss, Seattle
- Takeno Samurai General, sp, Multiverse
- Teppo Numminen, rp, Omsk
- Teysa Orzhov Scion, c, Paddington
- The Unspeakable, rp, Multiverse
- Thomas J. Whitmore, 3b, Washington
- Thomas James Ridgewell, cf, Cyberspace
- Thrall Son of Durotan, sp, Columbus
- Tim, rp, San Jose
- Tim Allen, rp, Sao Paulo
- Tim Wheeler, rp, Seattle
- Titania, mr, Stratford
- Titus Andromedon, 2b, Multiverse
- Tobias Andrion, sp, Multiverse
- Tom Chaplin, ss, Seattle
- Tom Sawyer, sp, on waivers
- Tommie Frazier, sp, Vancouver
- Tommy Pickles, rp, Tel Aviv
- Tone-Loc, c, Compton
- Toto, 2b, Paddington
- True Sweetster, cf, San Jose
- Tupac Shakur, sp, Compton/on waivers
- Tyler Oakley, rf, Cyberspace
- Tyrande Whisperwind, 1b, Columbus
U
- Ugly Duckling, 3b, on waivers
- Ulf Samuelsson, mr, Omsk
- Ulysses Delano Fitzgerald Milhous Pinky, 3b, Washington
- Uther Lightbringer, rp, Columbus
- Uyo Silent Prophet, 3b, Multiverse
V
- Valdas Adamkus, rp, Sao Paulo
- Van Jones, rf, Multiverse
- Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., rp, Vancouver
- Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., lf, Vancouver
- Vance Joy, 1b, Compton
- Vangelis, 1b, on waivers
- Vanilla Dong, rp, San Jose
- Vince Gilligan, 2b, Sao Paulo
- Vincent D'Onofrio, ss, Omsk
- Vincent Van Gogh, rf, Vancouver
- Vita Sidorkina, sp, Milan
- Vogue Williams, rf, on waivers
W
- Wicked Witch of the East, cf, Paddington
- Wicked Witch of the West, rp, Paddington
- Will Ferrell, rp, Sao Paulo
- Will Truman, c, Los Angeles/Compton
- Willow Rosenberg, rp, Tel Aviv
- Winnie the Pooh, cf, Paddington
- Winston Noble, rp, Washington
- Wizard of Oz, cf, Paddington
- Wolfgang Van Halen, ss, Seattle
X
Y
Z
- Zach Braff, cf, Tel Aviv
- Zach Rogue, cf, Seattle
- Zarley Zalapski, 1b, Omsk
- Zebediah Kilgrave, 2b, Washington
- Zo-Zu the Punisher, rp, Multiverse
- Zoot, mr, Kratovo
- Ágatha Bednarczuk, mr, on waivers
By positionCatchers
- Aleksandr Zavarov, Kratovo
- Alex Kapranos, on waivers
- Alicia Machado, Milan
- Arabian Prince, Compton
- Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson, Circus
- Bartolomeo Dias, Columbus
- Billy Cunningham, Baltimore
- Charlie Watts, Milan
- Charlotte York, Sao Paulo
- Cherries Waffles Tennis, San Jose
- Christopher Robin, Paddington/Seattle
- Claire Dunphy, San Jose
- Danielle Bregoli, Cyberspace
- Dave Dederer, Washington
- Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, Washington
- Dromio of Ephesus, Stratford
- Emeril Lagasse, Omsk
- Francis J. Underwood, Washington
- Gloria Delgado, Los Angeles
- Gretel Brinker, Multiverse
- Grimalkin, Sao Paulo/on waivers
- Harry Gregg, Kratovo
- Havoc, Tel Aviv
- Iizuka the Ruthless, on waivers
- Illidan Stormrage, Columbus
- Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vancouver
- Joe Johnson, Baltimore
- Joel Pepper, Los Angeles
- Jose Calderon, on waivers
- Julius Caesar, Stratford
- Julius Erving, Baltimore
- Kree Harrison, Vancouver
- Ludwig van Beethoven, Vancouver
- Manmeet Colon, San Jose
- Matthew Cuthbert, Multiverse
- Maurice Cheeks, Baltimore
- Mister Blue Sky, Sao Paulo
- Nigel Incubator-Jones, Circus
- Ole Lukoje, Stratford
- One with Nothing, Multiverse
- Philip Glass, Tel Aviv
- Rainer Shine, Cyberspace
- Roger Milla, Kratovo
- Sarah Silverman, Omsk
- Shane Dawson, Cyberspace
- Superintendent Parrot, Circus
- Teysa Orzhov Scion, Paddington
- Tone-Loc, Compton
- Will Truman, Los Angeles/Compton
- Yitzhak Rabin, on waivers
First Basemen
- Adrien Brody, Tel Aviv
- Antipholus of Ephesus, Stratford
- Arthur Wilson One, Circus
- Brent Sutter, Omsk
- Chelsea Daniels, Los Angeles
- Chester Bennington, Seattle
- Coriolanus Snow, Washington
- Dr. Loki Skylizard, San Jose
- Eeyore, Paddington
- Elizabeth Emken, Vancouver
- Gaby Dunn, Cyberspace
- Gervaise Brook-Hampster, Circus
- Greta Van Susteren, Vancouver
- Guillermo Mendizabal Sanchez, Stratford
- Kyle Korver, Baltimore
- Lars-Olof Johansson, on waivers
- MC Ren, Stratford
- Mack 10, Compton
- Mal'Ganis, on waivers
- Megan Gale, Milan
- Milhouse Van Houten, Vancouver
- Moses Malone, Baltimore
- Murdoc Niccals, Tel Aviv
- Natalie Galkina, Columbus
- Paul Raven, Kratovo/on waivers
- Prodigy, San Jose
- Robert Schuman, Paddington
- Scholastique Koolimo, San Jose
- Tyrande Whisperwind, Columbus
- Vance Joy, Compton
- Vangelis, on waivers
- Zarley Zalapski, Omsk
Second Basemen
- Buzz Aldrin, Columbus
- Bárbara Seixas, Circus
- Cameron Tucker, Los Angeles
- Cardinal Fang, Circus
- Daren Puppa, Omsk
- Dr. Dre, on waivers
- Dres, Cyberspace
- Godfrey Sithole, on waivers
- Hamlet, Stratford
- Henry Hudson, Circus
- Isaac Newton Van Nuys, Vancouver
- Kael'thas Sunstrider, Columbus
- Krusty the Clown, Tel Aviv
- Lin-Manuel Miranda, Paddington
- Meloku the Clouded Mirror, Multiverse
- Mist Raven, Multiverse
- Mopsy, Paddington/on waivers
- Mr. Pither, Circus
- Murellus, Stratford
- Nestor Combin, Baltimore
- Nina Persson, Seattle
- Noah Daniels, Washington
- Philip DeFranco Jr., Cyberspace
- Robin van Persie, Kratovo
- Sandy Irvine, Columbus
- Scott La Rock, Compton
- Shock G, Compton
- Silver Bronzo, San Jose
- Suki Waterhouse, Milan
- Titus Andromedon, Multiverse
- Toto, Paddington
- Vince Gilligan, Sao Paulo
- Zebediah Kilgrave, Washington
Third Basemen
- Amy Farrah Fowler, Sao Paulo
- Angie Harmon, Columbus
- Antipholus of Syracuse, Stratford
- B.J. Smegma, Circus
- Blastoise, on waivers
- Doby Chrotchtangle, on waivers
- Dolph Schayes, Baltimore
- Dominique Wilkins, Baltimore
- Esau, on waivers
- Franco Causio, Kratovo/Stratford
- Grom Hellscream, Columbus
- Gus Van Sant, Vancouver
- Halsey, Paddington/on waivers
- Henry Wensleydale, Tel Aviv
- Jaina Proudmoore, Compton
- Jay Pritchett, Los Angeles
- Jeravicious Raven, San Jose
- John Slattery, Omsk
- Katrina Kaif, Milan
- Keiga the Tide Star, Multiverse
- Manny Delgado, San Jose
- Marcel Rodriguez-Lopez, Seattle
- Mark Antony, Stratford
- Marloes Horst, Milan
- Megan Williams, Milan
- Misty K. Snow, Vancouver
- Nejib Ghommidh, Los Angeles
- Noodle, Sao Paulo
- Peter Finch, on waivers
- Raymond Luxury Yacht, Cyberspace
- Robert Patrick, Sao Paulo
- Rokhan, Columbus
- Ron Obvious, Circus
- Scarecrow, Paddington
- Sheila Broflovski, Tel Aviv
- Thomas J. Whitmore, Washington
- Ugly Duckling, on waivers
- Ulysses Delano Fitzgerald Milhous Pinky, Washington
- Uyo Silent Prophet, Multiverse
Shortstops
- Andy Brandy Casagrande IV, San Jose
- Anthony Thompson, Vancouver
- Ari Gold, on waivers
- Bilinda Butcher, Kratovo
- Bree Sharp, Seattle
- Cameron Dallas, Cyberspace
- Cardinal Biggles, Circus
- Charles Logan, Washington
- Colm O Ciosoig, Seattle
- Cory Baxter, Los Angeles
- Craig Mack, Compton
- DJ Hollywood, Compton
- Dallas Ennema, San Jose
- Danielle Harrington, Compton
- Denis Mukwege, on waivers
- Edita Vilkeviciute, Milan
- Erika Heynatz, Milan
- Erin Burnett, Sao Paulo
- Eugene Kranz, Columbus
- Foxes, Circus
- Francis Drake, Paddington
- Frank Langella, Sao Paulo
- Gianni Rivera, Kratovo
- Hal Greer, Baltimore
- Heidi, Paddington/on waivers
- Jacques Pic, on waivers
- John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., Sao Paulo
- Johnny Gentle, Washington
- Jules Cobb, Los Angeles
- Kanga, Tel Aviv
- Kevin Keegan, Kratovo
- Lena Dunham, Tel Aviv
- Mandy Patinkin, Compton/on waivers
- Matt Dillon, Kratovo
- Mighty Fine, San Jose
- Mitch Kapor, Compton
- Mitchell Pritchett, Los Angeles
- Nathan Kress, Stratford
- Osvaldo Ardiles, Kratovo
- Polonius, Stratford
- Randall Munroe, Cyberspace
- Rhett James McLaughlin, Cyberspace
- Rich Sutter, Omsk
- Sara Foster, Milan
- Saul, Tel Aviv
- Shemp Howard, Compton
- Taffy Dale, Seattle
- Tom Chaplin, Seattle
- Vincent D'Onofrio, Omsk
- Wolfgang Van Halen, Seattle
- Yosei the Morning Star, Multiverse
Left Fielders
- Abraham Van Helsing, Vancouver
- Adam Schlesinger, Paddington/on waivers
- Alx James, Cyberspace
- Arthas Menethil, Columbus
- Arthur Wilson Two, Circus
- Brabantio, Compton
- Cliff Hagan, Baltimore
- Doug Collins, Baltimore
- Erayo Soratami Ascendent, Multiverse
- Erich Von Drygalski, Columbus
- Fumiko the Lowblood, Multiverse
- Gheorghe Hagi, Kratovo
- Gil Eanes, Tel Aviv
- Giselle Lazzarato, Cyberspace
- Iago, Compton/on waivers
- Jack McFarland, on waivers
- Jason Ritter, Sao Paulo
- Jiro Ono, Omsk
- Johnny Rep, Los Angeles
- Kevin Love, Baltimore
- Laura Priscilla Montez, Washington
- Mary Lennox, Paddington
- Michael Landon, Sao Paulo
- Moe Howard, Tel Aviv
- Morris Peterson, on waivers
- Nia Baxter, Los Angeles/Compton
- Notorious B.I.G., Circus
- Priyanka Chopra, Stratford
- Rebecca Gayheart, Milan
- Slender Man, on waivers
- Stan Van Gundy, Vancouver
- Stelmaria, Washington
- Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., Vancouver
Center Fielders
- Allie Brosh, Cyberspace
- Andrew McKeag, Washington
- Andrew Wiggins, Baltimore
- Casca, Kratovo/on waivers
- Cat Morgan, Washington
- Chillie Poon, San Jose
- Chris Collingwood, Baltimore
- Continuation of a Myth, Stratford
- Dave Snuggerud, Omsk
- Eddie Van Halen, Seattle
- Emanuela de Paula, Milan
- Enya, on waivers
- Excellent Raymond, San Jose
- George Vancouver, Vancouver
- Gertrude, Sao Paulo
- Grace Adler, on waivers
- Grandmaster Caz, Compton
- Haley Dunphy, Compton/Los Angeles
- Harry "Snapper" Organs, Circus
- Heimo Pfeifenberger, Kratovo
- Idina Menzel, Omsk
- James Beard, Omsk
- James Van Ness, Vancouver
- Joel Embiid, Baltimore
- Kataki War's Wage, Multiverse
- Kenzo the Hardhearted, Multiverse/on waivers
- Let's Get Ready To Rumble, Stratford
- Marco van Basten, Kratovo
- Michael "Bruce" Baldwin, Circus
- Mookie Blaylock, on waivers
- Pete Conrad, Columbus
- Pope Francis, on waivers
- Ravenous Baloth, Multiverse
- Sally Langston, on waivers
- Sarabi, Washington
- Sarah Koenig, Cyberspace
- Selina Meyer, Los Angeles
- Suzanne Cryer, Sao Paulo
- Thomas James Ridgewell, Cyberspace
- True Sweetster, San Jose
- Wicked Witch of the East, Paddington
- Winnie the Pooh, Paddington
- Wizard of Oz, Paddington
- Zach Braff, Tel Aviv
- Zach Rogue, Seattle
Right Fielders
- Allen Iverson, on waivers
- Amanda Miranda Panda, Seattle
- Anub'arak, Columbus
- Ben Lee, Sao Paulo
- Ben Pepper, Omsk
- Brutus, Stratford/Kratovo
- Calpurnia, Kratovo
- Candace Payne, Omsk
- Carly Fiorina, Vancouver
- Claire Underwood, Washington
- Constance Jablonski, Milan
- Craven Knight, Paddington
- Dr. Leo M. Chalupa, on waivers
- Ernest Shackleton, Columbus
- Fxjkhr, on waivers
- George McGinnis, Baltimore
- Geronimo Barbadillo Gonzalez, Kratovo
- Isao Enlightened Bushi, Kratovo/Stratford
- Jango Glackin, San Jose
- Jonah Hill, Tel Aviv
- Kimmy Schmidt, Los Angeles
- Kokusho the Evening Star, Multiverse
- Lais Ribero, Milan
- Matt Kowalski, on waivers
- Myla Dalbesio, Paddington/Sao Paulo
- Olivia Newton-John, Seattle
- Randy Quaid, Sao Paulo
- Raven-Symone Pearson, Seattle
- Riley Matthews, on waivers
- Romario de Souza Faria, Kratovo
- Russel Hobbs, Seattle
- Sharin Foo, Seattle
- Shia LaBoeuf, Tel Aviv
- Skee-Lo, Compton
- Solinus, Stratford
- Taco B.M. Monster, San Jose
- Tyler Oakley, Cyberspace
- Van Jones, Multiverse
- Vincent Van Gogh, Vancouver
- Vogue Williams, on waivers
Starting Pitchers
- Amelia Earhart, Columbus
- Anne Lindbergh, Circus
- Anne Shirley, Paddington
- Baskerville Holmes, San Jose
- Ben Bernanke, Tel Aviv
- Bernard Dietz, Kratovo
- Bregje Heinen, Milan
- Brian, Circus
- Busta Rhymes, Stratford
- Cassius, Stratford
- Colleen Ballinger, Cyberspace
- Curly Howard, Tel Aviv
- David, Tel Aviv
- David Palmer, Washington/Multiverse
- Davide Scabin, Omsk
- Decius, Paddington
- Diana Barry, Paddington
- Dikembe Mutombo, Baltimore
- Egeon, Paddington
- Esa Tikkanen, Omsk
- Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, Cyberspace
- Fitzgerald Thomas Grant III, Washington
- Flavious Coffee, San Jose
- Guenhwyvar, Tel Aviv
- Hank Green, Cyberspace
- Heath Shuler, Cyberspace
- Infinite Grover, San Jose
- James William Sawyer, Washington
- Jeff Beukeboom, Omsk
- Jenna Mourey, Cyberspace
- Jill Goodacre, Seattle
- John Cabot, Columbus
- John Patrick Ryan, Washington
- Joules Scott-Key, Seattle
- Judith, Circus
- June Carter Cash, Seattle
- Kate Bock, Milan
- Kevin Garnett, Baltimore
- King of Swamp Castle, Circus
- Knight Who Till Recently Said "Ni!", Seattle
- Konda Lord of Eiganjo, Multiverse
- Miguel Bernardo Bianquetti, Kratovo
- Miikka Kiprusoff, Omsk
- Mikey Politano, Los Angeles
- Munkustrap, Washington
- Olivia Voldaren, on waivers
- Olli-Pekka Laine, Seattle
- Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, Seattle
- Othello, Stratford
- Paolo Maldini, Kratovo
- Pat Jennings, on waivers
- Patrik Elias, Omsk
- Paul Palmer, Compton/on waivers
- Paul Ramadier, Paddington
- Paul Rudd, Tel Aviv
- Peter, Paddington
- Phil Dunphy, Los Angeles
- Piglet, on waivers
- Prince Herbert, Circus
- Raven Baxter, Los Angeles
- Ray Clemence, Kratovo
- Reality Winner, Los Angeles
- Ricky Rubio, Baltimore
- Rip Van Winkle, Vancouver
- Rolando Johnson, Cyberspace
- Romee Strijd, Milan
- Ron Crumpton, Vancouver
- Ronnie Wood, Seattle/Paddington
- Roy Mitchell-Cardenas, Seattle
- Ryusei the Falling Star, Multiverse
- Samuel Champlain, Columbus
- Sivitri Scarzam, Multiverse
- Sting, Milan
- Sune Rose Wagner, Compton
- Taffarel, Kratovo
- Takeno Samurai General, Multiverse
- Thrall Son of Durotan, Columbus
- Tobias Andrion, Multiverse
- Tom Sawyer, on waivers
- Tommie Frazier, Vancouver
- Tupac Shakur, Compton/on waivers
- Vita Sidorkina, Milan
Middle Relievers
- Bianca Balti, Milan
- Bushwick Bill, on waivers
- Cedric Bixler-Zavala, Seattle
- Charles Lincoln Neal III, Cyberspace
- Commodus, Sao Paulo
- Deron Williams, Baltimore
- Eddie Thomas, Los Angeles
- Eleonora Pons, Los Angeles
- Elizabeth McCord, Washington
- Emmanuelle Chriqui, Tel Aviv
- Felicia Day, Cyberspace
- Flavius, Stratford/Kratovo
- Fresh Kid Ice, on waivers
- Ice-T, Compton
- Iola Morton, Paddington
- John Keeler, Washington
- Josh Smith, Baltimore
- Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, Sao Paulo
- Kiki-Jiki Mirror Breaker, Multiverse
- Leeroy Jenkins, Cyberspace
- Linus Van Pelt, Vancouver
- Maggie Hassan, Sao Paulo
- Massimiliano Alajmo, Omsk
- Nath of the Gilt-Leaf, Circus
- Ner'zhul, Columbus
- Rachel, Tel Aviv
- Raven Tracy, Milan
- Saint Schwing, San Jose
- Sassy C, Compton
- Shitavious Cook, San Jose
- Sir Francis Drake, Columbus
- Sir Robin the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, Circus
- Stan, Circus
- Sylvester James Pussycat Sr., on waivers
- Titania, Stratford
- Ulf Samuelsson, Omsk
- Zoot, Kratovo
- Ágatha Bednarczuk, on waivers
Relief Pitchers
- 2D, Tel Aviv
- Abel Tasman, Columbus
- Al Horford, Baltimore
- Alex Dunphy, Los Angeles
- Alex Van Halen, on waivers
- Alison Brie, Tel Aviv
- Alm-Uncle, Paddington/Sao Paulo
- Alonzo, Los Angeles
- Amerigo Vespucci, Columbus
- Andre Marie, Paddington
- Baby-D, Compton
- Ben Simmons, Baltimore
- Ben Stiller, Paddington
- Bo Krsmanovic, Milan
- Booker Baxter, Kratovo
- Brian Jones, on waivers
- Brian Sutter, on waivers
- Calico Briggs, Washington
- Candice Huffine, Milan
- Chris Bosh, Baltimore
- Cindy Bruna, Milan
- Ciro Ferrera, Kratovo
- Daniel Boulud, Omsk
- Dario Saric, Paddington
- Daveed Diggs, on waivers
- Demetrius, on waivers
- Desdemona, Stratford
- Dorothy Gale, Paddington
- Doug E. Fresh, on waivers
- Dr. Electron Kebebew, on waivers
- Dr. Shark Bird, San Jose
- Duffy McSwiggin, San Jose
- Ed O'Neill, Sao Paulo
- Flopsy, Paddington/on waivers
- Franco Baresi, Seattle
- Friedrich Koncilia, Los Angeles
- Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett, Los Angeles
- Garrett Walker, on waivers
- Gemma Ward, Stratford
- George Cohen, Sao Paulo/on waivers
- Glinda, Paddington
- Gualtiero Marchesi, Sao Paulo/on waivers
- Guildenstern, Stratford
- Hans Brinker, Paddington/on waivers
- Harrison Ford, Circus
- Huckleberry Finn, Paddington
- Hyacinth Bucket, Los Angeles
- I-Perfection Harris, San Jose
- Itchy, Washington
- Jack Charlton, Compton/Los Angeles
- Jacques Songo'o, Kratovo
- Janeane Garofalo, Sao Paulo
- Janne Niinimaa, Omsk
- Joao Justino Amaral dos Santos, Kratovo
- Julia Stegner, on waivers
- KRS-One, Compton
- Karl-Anthony Towns, Baltimore
- Kel'Thuzad, Columbus
- Ki-Jana Carter, Vancouver
- Kira Great Glass Spinner, Multiverse
- Knight Who Says "Ni!", on waivers
- Larry Vanover, Vancouver
- Luther Campbell, on waivers
- Maga Traitor to Mortals, Compton
- Malfurion Stormrage, on waivers
- Mamé Adjei, Milan
- Mandy Cohen, Compton
- Margo Reuten, Omsk
- Markelle Fultz, Baltimore
- Martin Van Buren, Vancouver
- Massimo Bottura, Omsk
- Matt Bruce, Los Angeles
- Melody Margaret Grant, Washington
- Meriwether Lewis, Columbus
- Mia Kang, on waivers
- Michelle Phan, Cyberspace
- Nikola Pekovic, Stratford
- Olivia Culpo, Milan
- Paris London, Compton
- Peter Rabbit, Seattle
- Popular Front, Compton
- Rachel Berry, Sao Paulo
- Raj Koothrappali, Los Angeles
- Real Quiet, on waivers
- Rocket Ismail, Vancouver
- Roger the Shrubber, on waivers
- Ron Sutter, Omsk
- Roo, Compton
- Rose Bertram, Milan
- Rumpus Cat, Washington
- Ruud Krol, on waivers
- Sakashima the Imposter, Multiverse
- Sandy Koufax, Tel Aviv
- Sarah Michelle Gellar, Stratford
- Sensei Golden-Tail, Multiverse
- Sessilee Lopez, on waivers
- Seth Rogen, Sao Paulo
- Simply Invincible, Vancouver
- Sir Lancelot the Brave, Circus
- Superfruit, Cyberspace
- Teppo Numminen, Omsk
- The Unspeakable, Multiverse
- Tim, San Jose
- Tim Allen, Sao Paulo
- Tim Wheeler, Seattle
- Tommy Pickles, Tel Aviv
- Uther Lightbringer, Columbus
- Valdas Adamkus, Sao Paulo
- Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., Vancouver
- Vanilla Dong, San Jose
- Wicked Witch of the West, Paddington
- Will Ferrell, Sao Paulo
- Willow Rosenberg, Tel Aviv
- Winston Noble, Washington
- Zo-Zu the Punisher, Multiverse