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SimBase Players, Year 73

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By position: c | 1b | 2b | 3b | ss | lf | cf | rf | sp | mr | rp

2D, rp, Tel Aviv

Abel Tasman, rp, Columbus
Abraham Van Helsing, lf, Vancouver
Adam Schlesinger, lf, Paddington/on waivers
Adrien Brody, 1b, Tel Aviv
Al Horford, rp, Baltimore
Aleksandr Zavarov, c, Kratovo
Alex Dunphy, rp, Los Angeles
Alex Kapranos, c, on waivers
Alex Van Halen, rp, on waivers
Alicia Machado, c, Milan
Alison Brie, rp, Tel Aviv
Allen Iverson, rf, on waivers
Allie Brosh, cf, Cyberspace
Alm-Uncle, rp, Paddington/Sao Paulo
Alonzo, rp, Los Angeles
Alx James, lf, Cyberspace
Amanda Miranda Panda, rf, Seattle
Amelia Earhart, sp, Columbus
Amerigo Vespucci, rp, Columbus
Amy Farrah Fowler, 3b, Sao Paulo
Andre Marie, rp, Paddington
Andrew McKeag, cf, Washington
Andrew Wiggins, cf, Baltimore
Andy Brandy Casagrande IV, ss, San Jose
Angie Harmon, 3b, Columbus
Anne Lindbergh, sp, Circus
Anne Shirley, sp, Paddington
Anthony Thompson, ss, Vancouver
Antipholus of Ephesus, 1b, Stratford
Antipholus of Syracuse, 3b, Stratford
Anub'arak, rf, Columbus
Arabian Prince, c, Compton
Ari Gold, ss, on waivers
Arthas Menethil, lf, Columbus
Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson, c, Circus
Arthur Wilson One, 1b, Circus
Arthur Wilson Two, lf, Circus

B.J. Smegma, 3b, Circus
Baby-D, rp, Compton
Bartolomeo Dias, c, Columbus
Baskerville Holmes, sp, San Jose
Ben Bernanke, sp, Tel Aviv
Ben Lee, rf, Sao Paulo
Ben Pepper, rf, Omsk
Ben Simmons, rp, Baltimore
Ben Stiller, rp, Paddington
Bernard Dietz, sp, Kratovo
Bianca Balti, mr, Milan
Bilinda Butcher, ss, Kratovo
Billy Cunningham, c, Baltimore
Blastoise, 3b, on waivers
Bo Krsmanovic, rp, Milan
Booker Baxter, rp, Kratovo
Brabantio, lf, Compton
Bree Sharp, ss, Seattle
Bregje Heinen, sp, Milan
Brent Sutter, 1b, Omsk
Brian, sp, Circus
Brian Jones, rp, on waivers
Brian Sutter, rp, on waivers
Brutus, rf, Stratford/Kratovo
Bushwick Bill, mr, on waivers
Busta Rhymes, sp, Stratford
Buzz Aldrin, 2b, Columbus
Bárbara Seixas, 2b, Circus

Calico Briggs, rp, Washington
Calpurnia, rf, Kratovo
Cameron Dallas, ss, Cyberspace
Cameron Tucker, 2b, Los Angeles
Candace Payne, rf, Omsk
Candice Huffine, rp, Milan
Cardinal Biggles, ss, Circus
Cardinal Fang, 2b, Circus
Carly Fiorina, rf, Vancouver
Casca, cf, Kratovo/on waivers
Cassius, sp, Stratford
Cat Morgan, cf, Washington
Cedric Bixler-Zavala, mr, Seattle
Charles Lincoln Neal III, mr, Cyberspace
Charles Logan, ss, Washington
Charlie Watts, c, Milan
Charlotte York, c, Sao Paulo
Chelsea Daniels, 1b, Los Angeles
Cherries Waffles Tennis, c, San Jose
Chester Bennington, 1b, Seattle
Chillie Poon, cf, San Jose
Chris Bosh, rp, Baltimore
Chris Collingwood, cf, Baltimore
Christopher Robin, c, Paddington/Seattle
Cindy Bruna, rp, Milan
Ciro Ferrera, rp, Kratovo
Claire Dunphy, c, San Jose
Claire Underwood, rf, Washington
Cliff Hagan, lf, Baltimore
Colleen Ballinger, sp, Cyberspace
Colm O Ciosoig, ss, Seattle
Commodus, mr, Sao Paulo
Constance Jablonski, rf, Milan
Continuation of a Myth, cf, Stratford
Coriolanus Snow, 1b, Washington
Cory Baxter, ss, Los Angeles
Craig Mack, ss, Compton
Craven Knight, rf, Paddington
Curly Howard, sp, Tel Aviv

DJ Hollywood, ss, Compton
Dallas Ennema, ss, San Jose
Daniel Boulud, rp, Omsk
Danielle Bregoli, c, Cyberspace
Danielle Harrington, ss, Compton
Daren Puppa, 2b, Omsk
Dario Saric, rp, Paddington
Dave Dederer, c, Washington
Dave Snuggerud, cf, Omsk
Daveed Diggs, rp, on waivers
David, sp, Tel Aviv
David Palmer, sp, Washington/Multiverse
Davide Scabin, sp, Omsk
Decius, sp, Paddington
Demetrius, rp, on waivers
Denis Mukwege, ss, on waivers
Deron Williams, mr, Baltimore
Desdemona, rp, Stratford
Diana Barry, sp, Paddington
Dikembe Mutombo, sp, Baltimore
Doby Chrotchtangle, 3b, on waivers
Dolph Schayes, 3b, Baltimore
Dominique Wilkins, 3b, Baltimore
Dorothy Gale, rp, Paddington
Doug Collins, lf, Baltimore
Doug E. Fresh, rp, on waivers
Dr. Dre, 2b, on waivers
Dr. Electron Kebebew, rp, on waivers
Dr. Leo M. Chalupa, rf, on waivers
Dr. Loki Skylizard, 1b, San Jose
Dr. Shark Bird, rp, San Jose
Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, c, Washington
Dres, 2b, Cyberspace
Dromio of Ephesus, c, Stratford
Duffy McSwiggin, rp, San Jose

Ed O'Neill, rp, Sao Paulo
Eddie Thomas, mr, Los Angeles
Eddie Van Halen, cf, Seattle
Edita Vilkeviciute, ss, Milan
Eeyore, 1b, Paddington
Egeon, sp, Paddington
Eleonora Pons, mr, Los Angeles
Elizabeth Emken, 1b, Vancouver
Elizabeth McCord, mr, Washington
Emanuela de Paula, cf, Milan
Emeril Lagasse, c, Omsk
Emmanuelle Chriqui, mr, Tel Aviv
Enya, cf, on waivers
Erayo Soratami Ascendent, lf, Multiverse
Erich Von Drygalski, lf, Columbus
Erika Heynatz, ss, Milan
Erin Burnett, ss, Sao Paulo
Ernest Shackleton, rf, Columbus
Esa Tikkanen, sp, Omsk
Esau, 3b, on waivers
Eugene Kranz, ss, Columbus
Excellent Raymond, cf, San Jose

Felicia Day, mr, Cyberspace
Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, sp, Cyberspace
Fitzgerald Thomas Grant III, sp, Washington
Flavious Coffee, sp, San Jose
Flavius, mr, Stratford/Kratovo
Flopsy, rp, Paddington/on waivers
Foxes, ss, Circus
Francis Drake, ss, Paddington
Francis J. Underwood, c, Washington
Franco Baresi, rp, Seattle
Franco Causio, 3b, Kratovo/Stratford
Frank Langella, ss, Sao Paulo
Fresh Kid Ice, mr, on waivers
Friedrich Koncilia, rp, Los Angeles
Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett, rp, Los Angeles
Fumiko the Lowblood, lf, Multiverse
Fxjkhr, rf, on waivers

Gaby Dunn, 1b, Cyberspace
Garrett Walker, rp, on waivers
Gemma Ward, rp, Stratford
George Cohen, rp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
George McGinnis, rf, Baltimore
George Vancouver, cf, Vancouver
Geronimo Barbadillo Gonzalez, rf, Kratovo
Gertrude, cf, Sao Paulo
Gervaise Brook-Hampster, 1b, Circus
Gheorghe Hagi, lf, Kratovo
Gianni Rivera, ss, Kratovo
Gil Eanes, lf, Tel Aviv
Giselle Lazzarato, lf, Cyberspace
Glinda, rp, Paddington
Gloria Delgado, c, Los Angeles
Godfrey Sithole, 2b, on waivers
Grace Adler, cf, on waivers
Grandmaster Caz, cf, Compton
Greta Van Susteren, 1b, Vancouver
Gretel Brinker, c, Multiverse
Grimalkin, c, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Grom Hellscream, 3b, Columbus
Gualtiero Marchesi, rp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Guenhwyvar, sp, Tel Aviv
Guildenstern, rp, Stratford
Guillermo Mendizabal Sanchez, 1b, Stratford
Gus Van Sant, 3b, Vancouver

Hal Greer, ss, Baltimore
Haley Dunphy, cf, Compton/Los Angeles
Halsey, 3b, Paddington/on waivers
Hamlet, 2b, Stratford
Hank Green, sp, Cyberspace
Hans Brinker, rp, Paddington/on waivers
Harrison Ford, rp, Circus
Harry "Snapper" Organs, cf, Circus
Harry Gregg, c, Kratovo
Havoc, c, Tel Aviv
Heath Shuler, sp, Cyberspace
Heidi, ss, Paddington/on waivers
Heimo Pfeifenberger, cf, Kratovo
Henry Hudson, 2b, Circus
Henry Wensleydale, 3b, Tel Aviv
Huckleberry Finn, rp, Paddington
Hyacinth Bucket, rp, Los Angeles

I-Perfection Harris, rp, San Jose
Iago, lf, Compton/on waivers
Ice-T, mr, Compton
Idina Menzel, cf, Omsk
Iizuka the Ruthless, c, on waivers
Illidan Stormrage, c, Columbus
Infinite Grover, sp, San Jose
Iola Morton, mr, Paddington
Isaac Newton Van Nuys, 2b, Vancouver
Isao Enlightened Bushi, rf, Kratovo/Stratford
Itchy, rp, Washington

Jack Charlton, rp, Compton/Los Angeles
Jack McFarland, lf, on waivers
Jacques Pic, ss, on waivers
Jacques Songo'o, rp, Kratovo
Jaina Proudmoore, 3b, Compton
James Beard, cf, Omsk
James Van Ness, cf, Vancouver
James William Sawyer, sp, Washington
Janeane Garofalo, rp, Sao Paulo
Jango Glackin, rf, San Jose
Janne Niinimaa, rp, Omsk
Jason Ritter, lf, Sao Paulo
Jay Pritchett, 3b, Los Angeles
Jean-Claude Van Damme, c, Vancouver
Jeff Beukeboom, sp, Omsk
Jenna Mourey, sp, Cyberspace
Jeravicious Raven, 3b, San Jose
Jill Goodacre, sp, Seattle
Jiro Ono, lf, Omsk
Joao Justino Amaral dos Santos, rp, Kratovo
Joe Johnson, c, Baltimore
Joel Embiid, cf, Baltimore
Joel Pepper, c, Los Angeles
John Cabot, sp, Columbus
John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., ss, Sao Paulo
John Keeler, mr, Washington
John Patrick Ryan, sp, Washington
John Slattery, 3b, Omsk
Johnny Gentle, ss, Washington
Johnny Rep, lf, Los Angeles
Jonah Hill, rf, Tel Aviv
Jose Calderon, c, on waivers
Josh Smith, mr, Baltimore
Joules Scott-Key, sp, Seattle
Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, mr, Sao Paulo
Judith, sp, Circus
Jules Cobb, ss, Los Angeles
Julia Stegner, rp, on waivers
Julius Caesar, c, Stratford
Julius Erving, c, Baltimore
June Carter Cash, sp, Seattle

KRS-One, rp, Compton
Kael'thas Sunstrider, 2b, Columbus
Kanga, ss, Tel Aviv
Karl-Anthony Towns, rp, Baltimore
Kataki War's Wage, cf, Multiverse
Kate Bock, sp, Milan
Katrina Kaif, 3b, Milan
Keiga the Tide Star, 3b, Multiverse
Kel'Thuzad, rp, Columbus
Kenzo the Hardhearted, cf, Multiverse/on waivers
Kevin Garnett, sp, Baltimore
Kevin Keegan, ss, Kratovo
Kevin Love, lf, Baltimore
Ki-Jana Carter, rp, Vancouver
Kiki-Jiki Mirror Breaker, mr, Multiverse
Kimmy Schmidt, rf, Los Angeles
King of Swamp Castle, sp, Circus
Kira Great Glass Spinner, rp, Multiverse
Knight Who Says "Ni!", rp, on waivers
Knight Who Till Recently Said "Ni!", sp, Seattle
Kokusho the Evening Star, rf, Multiverse
Konda Lord of Eiganjo, sp, Multiverse
Kree Harrison, c, Vancouver
Krusty the Clown, 2b, Tel Aviv
Kyle Korver, 1b, Baltimore

Lais Ribero, rf, Milan
Larry Vanover, rp, Vancouver
Lars-Olof Johansson, 1b, on waivers
Laura Priscilla Montez, lf, Washington
Leeroy Jenkins, mr, Cyberspace
Lena Dunham, ss, Tel Aviv
Let's Get Ready To Rumble, cf, Stratford
Lin-Manuel Miranda, 2b, Paddington
Linus Van Pelt, mr, Vancouver
Ludwig van Beethoven, c, Vancouver
Luther Campbell, rp, on waivers

MC Ren, 1b, Stratford
Mack 10, 1b, Compton
Maga Traitor to Mortals, rp, Compton
Maggie Hassan, mr, Sao Paulo
Mal'Ganis, 1b, on waivers
Malfurion Stormrage, rp, on waivers
Mamé Adjei, rp, Milan
Mandy Cohen, rp, Compton
Mandy Patinkin, ss, Compton/on waivers
Manmeet Colon, c, San Jose
Manny Delgado, 3b, San Jose
Marcel Rodriguez-Lopez, 3b, Seattle
Marco van Basten, cf, Kratovo
Margo Reuten, rp, Omsk
Mark Antony, 3b, Stratford
Markelle Fultz, rp, Baltimore
Marloes Horst, 3b, Milan
Martin Van Buren, rp, Vancouver
Mary Lennox, lf, Paddington
Massimiliano Alajmo, mr, Omsk
Massimo Bottura, rp, Omsk
Matt Bruce, rp, Los Angeles
Matt Dillon, ss, Kratovo
Matt Kowalski, rf, on waivers
Matthew Cuthbert, c, Multiverse
Maurice Cheeks, c, Baltimore
Megan Gale, 1b, Milan
Megan Williams, 3b, Milan
Melody Margaret Grant, rp, Washington
Meloku the Clouded Mirror, 2b, Multiverse
Meriwether Lewis, rp, Columbus
Mia Kang, rp, on waivers
Michael "Bruce" Baldwin, cf, Circus
Michael Landon, lf, Sao Paulo
Michelle Phan, rp, Cyberspace
Mighty Fine, ss, San Jose
Miguel Bernardo Bianquetti, sp, Kratovo
Miikka Kiprusoff, sp, Omsk
Mikey Politano, sp, Los Angeles
Milhouse Van Houten, 1b, Vancouver
Mist Raven, 2b, Multiverse
Mister Blue Sky, c, Sao Paulo
Misty K. Snow, 3b, Vancouver
Mitch Kapor, ss, Compton
Mitchell Pritchett, ss, Los Angeles
Moe Howard, lf, Tel Aviv
Mookie Blaylock, cf, on waivers
Mopsy, 2b, Paddington/on waivers
Morris Peterson, lf, on waivers
Moses Malone, 1b, Baltimore
Mr. Pither, 2b, Circus
Munkustrap, sp, Washington
Murdoc Niccals, 1b, Tel Aviv
Murellus, 2b, Stratford
Myla Dalbesio, rf, Paddington/Sao Paulo

Natalie Galkina, 1b, Columbus
Nath of the Gilt-Leaf, mr, Circus
Nathan Kress, ss, Stratford
Nejib Ghommidh, 3b, Los Angeles
Ner'zhul, mr, Columbus
Nestor Combin, 2b, Baltimore
Nia Baxter, lf, Los Angeles/Compton
Nigel Incubator-Jones, c, Circus
Nikola Pekovic, rp, Stratford
Nina Persson, 2b, Seattle
Noah Daniels, 2b, Washington
Noodle, 3b, Sao Paulo
Notorious B.I.G., lf, Circus

Ole Lukoje, c, Stratford
Olivia Culpo, rp, Milan
Olivia Newton-John, rf, Seattle
Olivia Voldaren, sp, on waivers
Olli-Pekka Laine, sp, Seattle
Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, sp, Seattle
One with Nothing, c, Multiverse
Osvaldo Ardiles, ss, Kratovo
Othello, sp, Stratford

Paolo Maldini, sp, Kratovo
Paris London, rp, Compton
Pat Jennings, sp, on waivers
Patrik Elias, sp, Omsk
Paul Palmer, sp, Compton/on waivers
Paul Ramadier, sp, Paddington
Paul Raven, 1b, Kratovo/on waivers
Paul Rudd, sp, Tel Aviv
Pete Conrad, cf, Columbus
Peter, sp, Paddington
Peter Finch, 3b, on waivers
Peter Rabbit, rp, Seattle
Phil Dunphy, sp, Los Angeles
Philip DeFranco Jr., 2b, Cyberspace
Philip Glass, c, Tel Aviv
Piglet, sp, on waivers
Polonius, ss, Stratford
Pope Francis, cf, on waivers
Popular Front, rp, Compton
Prince Herbert, sp, Circus
Priyanka Chopra, lf, Stratford
Prodigy, 1b, San Jose

Rachel, mr, Tel Aviv
Rachel Berry, rp, Sao Paulo
Rainer Shine, c, Cyberspace
Raj Koothrappali, rp, Los Angeles
Randall Munroe, ss, Cyberspace
Randy Quaid, rf, Sao Paulo
Raven Baxter, sp, Los Angeles
Raven Tracy, mr, Milan
Raven-Symone Pearson, rf, Seattle
Ravenous Baloth, cf, Multiverse
Ray Clemence, sp, Kratovo
Raymond Luxury Yacht, 3b, Cyberspace
Real Quiet, rp, on waivers
Reality Winner, sp, Los Angeles
Rebecca Gayheart, lf, Milan
Rhett James McLaughlin, ss, Cyberspace
Rich Sutter, ss, Omsk
Ricky Rubio, sp, Baltimore
Riley Matthews, rf, on waivers
Rip Van Winkle, sp, Vancouver
Robert Patrick, 3b, Sao Paulo
Robert Schuman, 1b, Paddington
Robin van Persie, 2b, Kratovo
Rocket Ismail, rp, Vancouver
Roger Milla, c, Kratovo
Roger the Shrubber, rp, on waivers
Rokhan, 3b, Columbus
Rolando Johnson, sp, Cyberspace
Romario de Souza Faria, rf, Kratovo
Romee Strijd, sp, Milan
Ron Crumpton, sp, Vancouver
Ron Obvious, 3b, Circus
Ron Sutter, rp, Omsk
Ronnie Wood, sp, Seattle/Paddington
Roo, rp, Compton
Rose Bertram, rp, Milan
Roy Mitchell-Cardenas, sp, Seattle
Rumpus Cat, rp, Washington
Russel Hobbs, rf, Seattle
Ruud Krol, rp, on waivers
Ryusei the Falling Star, sp, Multiverse

Saint Schwing, mr, San Jose
Sakashima the Imposter, rp, Multiverse
Sally Langston, cf, on waivers
Samuel Champlain, sp, Columbus
Sandy Irvine, 2b, Columbus
Sandy Koufax, rp, Tel Aviv
Sara Foster, ss, Milan
Sarabi, cf, Washington
Sarah Koenig, cf, Cyberspace
Sarah Michelle Gellar, rp, Stratford
Sarah Silverman, c, Omsk
Sassy C, mr, Compton
Saul, ss, Tel Aviv
Scarecrow, 3b, Paddington
Scholastique Koolimo, 1b, San Jose
Scott La Rock, 2b, Compton
Selina Meyer, cf, Los Angeles
Sensei Golden-Tail, rp, Multiverse
Sessilee Lopez, rp, on waivers
Seth Rogen, rp, Sao Paulo
Shane Dawson, c, Cyberspace
Sharin Foo, rf, Seattle
Sheila Broflovski, 3b, Tel Aviv
Shemp Howard, ss, Compton
Shia LaBoeuf, rf, Tel Aviv
Shitavious Cook, mr, San Jose
Shock G, 2b, Compton
Silver Bronzo, 2b, San Jose
Simply Invincible, rp, Vancouver
Sir Francis Drake, mr, Columbus
Sir Lancelot the Brave, rp, Circus
Sir Robin the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, mr, Circus
Sivitri Scarzam, sp, Multiverse
Skee-Lo, rf, Compton
Slender Man, lf, on waivers
Solinus, rf, Stratford
Stan, mr, Circus
Stan Van Gundy, lf, Vancouver
Stelmaria, lf, Washington
Sting, sp, Milan
Suki Waterhouse, 2b, Milan
Sune Rose Wagner, sp, Compton
Superfruit, rp, Cyberspace
Superintendent Parrot, c, Circus
Suzanne Cryer, cf, Sao Paulo
Sylvester James Pussycat Sr., mr, on waivers

Taco B.M. Monster, rf, San Jose
Taffarel, sp, Kratovo
Taffy Dale, ss, Seattle
Takeno Samurai General, sp, Multiverse
Teppo Numminen, rp, Omsk
Teysa Orzhov Scion, c, Paddington
The Unspeakable, rp, Multiverse
Thomas J. Whitmore, 3b, Washington
Thomas James Ridgewell, cf, Cyberspace
Thrall Son of Durotan, sp, Columbus
Tim, rp, San Jose
Tim Allen, rp, Sao Paulo
Tim Wheeler, rp, Seattle
Titania, mr, Stratford
Titus Andromedon, 2b, Multiverse
Tobias Andrion, sp, Multiverse
Tom Chaplin, ss, Seattle
Tom Sawyer, sp, on waivers
Tommie Frazier, sp, Vancouver
Tommy Pickles, rp, Tel Aviv
Tone-Loc, c, Compton
Toto, 2b, Paddington
True Sweetster, cf, San Jose
Tupac Shakur, sp, Compton/on waivers
Tyler Oakley, rf, Cyberspace
Tyrande Whisperwind, 1b, Columbus

Ugly Duckling, 3b, on waivers
Ulf Samuelsson, mr, Omsk
Ulysses Delano Fitzgerald Milhous Pinky, 3b, Washington
Uther Lightbringer, rp, Columbus
Uyo Silent Prophet, 3b, Multiverse

Valdas Adamkus, rp, Sao Paulo
Van Jones, rf, Multiverse
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., rp, Vancouver
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., lf, Vancouver
Vance Joy, 1b, Compton
Vangelis, 1b, on waivers
Vanilla Dong, rp, San Jose
Vince Gilligan, 2b, Sao Paulo
Vincent D'Onofrio, ss, Omsk
Vincent Van Gogh, rf, Vancouver
Vita Sidorkina, sp, Milan
Vogue Williams, rf, on waivers

Wicked Witch of the East, cf, Paddington
Wicked Witch of the West, rp, Paddington
Will Ferrell, rp, Sao Paulo
Will Truman, c, Los Angeles/Compton
Willow Rosenberg, rp, Tel Aviv
Winnie the Pooh, cf, Paddington
Winston Noble, rp, Washington
Wizard of Oz, cf, Paddington
Wolfgang Van Halen, ss, Seattle

Yitzhak Rabin, c, on waivers
Yosei the Morning Star, ss, Multiverse

Zach Braff, cf, Tel Aviv
Zach Rogue, cf, Seattle
Zarley Zalapski, 1b, Omsk
Zebediah Kilgrave, 2b, Washington
Zo-Zu the Punisher, rp, Multiverse
Zoot, mr, Kratovo
Ágatha Bednarczuk, mr, on waivers

By position

Catchers

Aleksandr Zavarov, Kratovo
Alex Kapranos, on waivers
Alicia Machado, Milan
Arabian Prince, Compton
Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson, Circus
Bartolomeo Dias, Columbus
Billy Cunningham, Baltimore
Charlie Watts, Milan
Charlotte York, Sao Paulo
Cherries Waffles Tennis, San Jose
Christopher Robin, Paddington/Seattle
Claire Dunphy, San Jose
Danielle Bregoli, Cyberspace
Dave Dederer, Washington
Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, Washington
Dromio of Ephesus, Stratford
Emeril Lagasse, Omsk
Francis J. Underwood, Washington
Gloria Delgado, Los Angeles
Gretel Brinker, Multiverse
Grimalkin, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Harry Gregg, Kratovo
Havoc, Tel Aviv
Iizuka the Ruthless, on waivers
Illidan Stormrage, Columbus
Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vancouver
Joe Johnson, Baltimore
Joel Pepper, Los Angeles
Jose Calderon, on waivers
Julius Caesar, Stratford
Julius Erving, Baltimore
Kree Harrison, Vancouver
Ludwig van Beethoven, Vancouver
Manmeet Colon, San Jose
Matthew Cuthbert, Multiverse
Maurice Cheeks, Baltimore
Mister Blue Sky, Sao Paulo
Nigel Incubator-Jones, Circus
Ole Lukoje, Stratford
One with Nothing, Multiverse
Philip Glass, Tel Aviv
Rainer Shine, Cyberspace
Roger Milla, Kratovo
Sarah Silverman, Omsk
Shane Dawson, Cyberspace
Superintendent Parrot, Circus
Teysa Orzhov Scion, Paddington
Tone-Loc, Compton
Will Truman, Los Angeles/Compton
Yitzhak Rabin, on waivers

First Basemen

Adrien Brody, Tel Aviv
Antipholus of Ephesus, Stratford
Arthur Wilson One, Circus
Brent Sutter, Omsk
Chelsea Daniels, Los Angeles
Chester Bennington, Seattle
Coriolanus Snow, Washington
Dr. Loki Skylizard, San Jose
Eeyore, Paddington
Elizabeth Emken, Vancouver
Gaby Dunn, Cyberspace
Gervaise Brook-Hampster, Circus
Greta Van Susteren, Vancouver
Guillermo Mendizabal Sanchez, Stratford
Kyle Korver, Baltimore
Lars-Olof Johansson, on waivers
MC Ren, Stratford
Mack 10, Compton
Mal'Ganis, on waivers
Megan Gale, Milan
Milhouse Van Houten, Vancouver
Moses Malone, Baltimore
Murdoc Niccals, Tel Aviv
Natalie Galkina, Columbus
Paul Raven, Kratovo/on waivers
Prodigy, San Jose
Robert Schuman, Paddington
Scholastique Koolimo, San Jose
Tyrande Whisperwind, Columbus
Vance Joy, Compton
Vangelis, on waivers
Zarley Zalapski, Omsk

Second Basemen

Buzz Aldrin, Columbus
Bárbara Seixas, Circus
Cameron Tucker, Los Angeles
Cardinal Fang, Circus
Daren Puppa, Omsk
Dr. Dre, on waivers
Dres, Cyberspace
Godfrey Sithole, on waivers
Hamlet, Stratford
Henry Hudson, Circus
Isaac Newton Van Nuys, Vancouver
Kael'thas Sunstrider, Columbus
Krusty the Clown, Tel Aviv
Lin-Manuel Miranda, Paddington
Meloku the Clouded Mirror, Multiverse
Mist Raven, Multiverse
Mopsy, Paddington/on waivers
Mr. Pither, Circus
Murellus, Stratford
Nestor Combin, Baltimore
Nina Persson, Seattle
Noah Daniels, Washington
Philip DeFranco Jr., Cyberspace
Robin van Persie, Kratovo
Sandy Irvine, Columbus
Scott La Rock, Compton
Shock G, Compton
Silver Bronzo, San Jose
Suki Waterhouse, Milan
Titus Andromedon, Multiverse
Toto, Paddington
Vince Gilligan, Sao Paulo
Zebediah Kilgrave, Washington

Third Basemen

Amy Farrah Fowler, Sao Paulo
Angie Harmon, Columbus
Antipholus of Syracuse, Stratford
B.J. Smegma, Circus
Blastoise, on waivers
Doby Chrotchtangle, on waivers
Dolph Schayes, Baltimore
Dominique Wilkins, Baltimore
Esau, on waivers
Franco Causio, Kratovo/Stratford
Grom Hellscream, Columbus
Gus Van Sant, Vancouver
Halsey, Paddington/on waivers
Henry Wensleydale, Tel Aviv
Jaina Proudmoore, Compton
Jay Pritchett, Los Angeles
Jeravicious Raven, San Jose
John Slattery, Omsk
Katrina Kaif, Milan
Keiga the Tide Star, Multiverse
Manny Delgado, San Jose
Marcel Rodriguez-Lopez, Seattle
Mark Antony, Stratford
Marloes Horst, Milan
Megan Williams, Milan
Misty K. Snow, Vancouver
Nejib Ghommidh, Los Angeles
Noodle, Sao Paulo
Peter Finch, on waivers
Raymond Luxury Yacht, Cyberspace
Robert Patrick, Sao Paulo
Rokhan, Columbus
Ron Obvious, Circus
Scarecrow, Paddington
Sheila Broflovski, Tel Aviv
Thomas J. Whitmore, Washington
Ugly Duckling, on waivers
Ulysses Delano Fitzgerald Milhous Pinky, Washington
Uyo Silent Prophet, Multiverse

Shortstops

Andy Brandy Casagrande IV, San Jose
Anthony Thompson, Vancouver
Ari Gold, on waivers
Bilinda Butcher, Kratovo
Bree Sharp, Seattle
Cameron Dallas, Cyberspace
Cardinal Biggles, Circus
Charles Logan, Washington
Colm O Ciosoig, Seattle
Cory Baxter, Los Angeles
Craig Mack, Compton
DJ Hollywood, Compton
Dallas Ennema, San Jose
Danielle Harrington, Compton
Denis Mukwege, on waivers
Edita Vilkeviciute, Milan
Erika Heynatz, Milan
Erin Burnett, Sao Paulo
Eugene Kranz, Columbus
Foxes, Circus
Francis Drake, Paddington
Frank Langella, Sao Paulo
Gianni Rivera, Kratovo
Hal Greer, Baltimore
Heidi, Paddington/on waivers
Jacques Pic, on waivers
John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., Sao Paulo
Johnny Gentle, Washington
Jules Cobb, Los Angeles
Kanga, Tel Aviv
Kevin Keegan, Kratovo
Lena Dunham, Tel Aviv
Mandy Patinkin, Compton/on waivers
Matt Dillon, Kratovo
Mighty Fine, San Jose
Mitch Kapor, Compton
Mitchell Pritchett, Los Angeles
Nathan Kress, Stratford
Osvaldo Ardiles, Kratovo
Polonius, Stratford
Randall Munroe, Cyberspace
Rhett James McLaughlin, Cyberspace
Rich Sutter, Omsk
Sara Foster, Milan
Saul, Tel Aviv
Shemp Howard, Compton
Taffy Dale, Seattle
Tom Chaplin, Seattle
Vincent D'Onofrio, Omsk
Wolfgang Van Halen, Seattle
Yosei the Morning Star, Multiverse

Left Fielders

Abraham Van Helsing, Vancouver
Adam Schlesinger, Paddington/on waivers
Alx James, Cyberspace
Arthas Menethil, Columbus
Arthur Wilson Two, Circus
Brabantio, Compton
Cliff Hagan, Baltimore
Doug Collins, Baltimore
Erayo Soratami Ascendent, Multiverse
Erich Von Drygalski, Columbus
Fumiko the Lowblood, Multiverse
Gheorghe Hagi, Kratovo
Gil Eanes, Tel Aviv
Giselle Lazzarato, Cyberspace
Iago, Compton/on waivers
Jack McFarland, on waivers
Jason Ritter, Sao Paulo
Jiro Ono, Omsk
Johnny Rep, Los Angeles
Kevin Love, Baltimore
Laura Priscilla Montez, Washington
Mary Lennox, Paddington
Michael Landon, Sao Paulo
Moe Howard, Tel Aviv
Morris Peterson, on waivers
Nia Baxter, Los Angeles/Compton
Notorious B.I.G., Circus
Priyanka Chopra, Stratford
Rebecca Gayheart, Milan
Slender Man, on waivers
Stan Van Gundy, Vancouver
Stelmaria, Washington
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., Vancouver

Center Fielders

Allie Brosh, Cyberspace
Andrew McKeag, Washington
Andrew Wiggins, Baltimore
Casca, Kratovo/on waivers
Cat Morgan, Washington
Chillie Poon, San Jose
Chris Collingwood, Baltimore
Continuation of a Myth, Stratford
Dave Snuggerud, Omsk
Eddie Van Halen, Seattle
Emanuela de Paula, Milan
Enya, on waivers
Excellent Raymond, San Jose
George Vancouver, Vancouver
Gertrude, Sao Paulo
Grace Adler, on waivers
Grandmaster Caz, Compton
Haley Dunphy, Compton/Los Angeles
Harry "Snapper" Organs, Circus
Heimo Pfeifenberger, Kratovo
Idina Menzel, Omsk
James Beard, Omsk
James Van Ness, Vancouver
Joel Embiid, Baltimore
Kataki War's Wage, Multiverse
Kenzo the Hardhearted, Multiverse/on waivers
Let's Get Ready To Rumble, Stratford
Marco van Basten, Kratovo
Michael "Bruce" Baldwin, Circus
Mookie Blaylock, on waivers
Pete Conrad, Columbus
Pope Francis, on waivers
Ravenous Baloth, Multiverse
Sally Langston, on waivers
Sarabi, Washington
Sarah Koenig, Cyberspace
Selina Meyer, Los Angeles
Suzanne Cryer, Sao Paulo
Thomas James Ridgewell, Cyberspace
True Sweetster, San Jose
Wicked Witch of the East, Paddington
Winnie the Pooh, Paddington
Wizard of Oz, Paddington
Zach Braff, Tel Aviv
Zach Rogue, Seattle

Right Fielders

Allen Iverson, on waivers
Amanda Miranda Panda, Seattle
Anub'arak, Columbus
Ben Lee, Sao Paulo
Ben Pepper, Omsk
Brutus, Stratford/Kratovo
Calpurnia, Kratovo
Candace Payne, Omsk
Carly Fiorina, Vancouver
Claire Underwood, Washington
Constance Jablonski, Milan
Craven Knight, Paddington
Dr. Leo M. Chalupa, on waivers
Ernest Shackleton, Columbus
Fxjkhr, on waivers
George McGinnis, Baltimore
Geronimo Barbadillo Gonzalez, Kratovo
Isao Enlightened Bushi, Kratovo/Stratford
Jango Glackin, San Jose
Jonah Hill, Tel Aviv
Kimmy Schmidt, Los Angeles
Kokusho the Evening Star, Multiverse
Lais Ribero, Milan
Matt Kowalski, on waivers
Myla Dalbesio, Paddington/Sao Paulo
Olivia Newton-John, Seattle
Randy Quaid, Sao Paulo
Raven-Symone Pearson, Seattle
Riley Matthews, on waivers
Romario de Souza Faria, Kratovo
Russel Hobbs, Seattle
Sharin Foo, Seattle
Shia LaBoeuf, Tel Aviv
Skee-Lo, Compton
Solinus, Stratford
Taco B.M. Monster, San Jose
Tyler Oakley, Cyberspace
Van Jones, Multiverse
Vincent Van Gogh, Vancouver
Vogue Williams, on waivers

Starting Pitchers

Amelia Earhart, Columbus
Anne Lindbergh, Circus
Anne Shirley, Paddington
Baskerville Holmes, San Jose
Ben Bernanke, Tel Aviv
Bernard Dietz, Kratovo
Bregje Heinen, Milan
Brian, Circus
Busta Rhymes, Stratford
Cassius, Stratford
Colleen Ballinger, Cyberspace
Curly Howard, Tel Aviv
David, Tel Aviv
David Palmer, Washington/Multiverse
Davide Scabin, Omsk
Decius, Paddington
Diana Barry, Paddington
Dikembe Mutombo, Baltimore
Egeon, Paddington
Esa Tikkanen, Omsk
Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, Cyberspace
Fitzgerald Thomas Grant III, Washington
Flavious Coffee, San Jose
Guenhwyvar, Tel Aviv
Hank Green, Cyberspace
Heath Shuler, Cyberspace
Infinite Grover, San Jose
James William Sawyer, Washington
Jeff Beukeboom, Omsk
Jenna Mourey, Cyberspace
Jill Goodacre, Seattle
John Cabot, Columbus
John Patrick Ryan, Washington
Joules Scott-Key, Seattle
Judith, Circus
June Carter Cash, Seattle
Kate Bock, Milan
Kevin Garnett, Baltimore
King of Swamp Castle, Circus
Knight Who Till Recently Said "Ni!", Seattle
Konda Lord of Eiganjo, Multiverse
Miguel Bernardo Bianquetti, Kratovo
Miikka Kiprusoff, Omsk
Mikey Politano, Los Angeles
Munkustrap, Washington
Olivia Voldaren, on waivers
Olli-Pekka Laine, Seattle
Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, Seattle
Othello, Stratford
Paolo Maldini, Kratovo
Pat Jennings, on waivers
Patrik Elias, Omsk
Paul Palmer, Compton/on waivers
Paul Ramadier, Paddington
Paul Rudd, Tel Aviv
Peter, Paddington
Phil Dunphy, Los Angeles
Piglet, on waivers
Prince Herbert, Circus
Raven Baxter, Los Angeles
Ray Clemence, Kratovo
Reality Winner, Los Angeles
Ricky Rubio, Baltimore
Rip Van Winkle, Vancouver
Rolando Johnson, Cyberspace
Romee Strijd, Milan
Ron Crumpton, Vancouver
Ronnie Wood, Seattle/Paddington
Roy Mitchell-Cardenas, Seattle
Ryusei the Falling Star, Multiverse
Samuel Champlain, Columbus
Sivitri Scarzam, Multiverse
Sting, Milan
Sune Rose Wagner, Compton
Taffarel, Kratovo
Takeno Samurai General, Multiverse
Thrall Son of Durotan, Columbus
Tobias Andrion, Multiverse
Tom Sawyer, on waivers
Tommie Frazier, Vancouver
Tupac Shakur, Compton/on waivers
Vita Sidorkina, Milan

Middle Relievers

Bianca Balti, Milan
Bushwick Bill, on waivers
Cedric Bixler-Zavala, Seattle
Charles Lincoln Neal III, Cyberspace
Commodus, Sao Paulo
Deron Williams, Baltimore
Eddie Thomas, Los Angeles
Eleonora Pons, Los Angeles
Elizabeth McCord, Washington
Emmanuelle Chriqui, Tel Aviv
Felicia Day, Cyberspace
Flavius, Stratford/Kratovo
Fresh Kid Ice, on waivers
Ice-T, Compton
Iola Morton, Paddington
John Keeler, Washington
Josh Smith, Baltimore
Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, Sao Paulo
Kiki-Jiki Mirror Breaker, Multiverse
Leeroy Jenkins, Cyberspace
Linus Van Pelt, Vancouver
Maggie Hassan, Sao Paulo
Massimiliano Alajmo, Omsk
Nath of the Gilt-Leaf, Circus
Ner'zhul, Columbus
Rachel, Tel Aviv
Raven Tracy, Milan
Saint Schwing, San Jose
Sassy C, Compton
Shitavious Cook, San Jose
Sir Francis Drake, Columbus
Sir Robin the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, Circus
Stan, Circus
Sylvester James Pussycat Sr., on waivers
Titania, Stratford
Ulf Samuelsson, Omsk
Zoot, Kratovo
Ágatha Bednarczuk, on waivers

Relief Pitchers

2D, Tel Aviv
Abel Tasman, Columbus
Al Horford, Baltimore
Alex Dunphy, Los Angeles
Alex Van Halen, on waivers
Alison Brie, Tel Aviv
Alm-Uncle, Paddington/Sao Paulo
Alonzo, Los Angeles
Amerigo Vespucci, Columbus
Andre Marie, Paddington
Baby-D, Compton
Ben Simmons, Baltimore
Ben Stiller, Paddington
Bo Krsmanovic, Milan
Booker Baxter, Kratovo
Brian Jones, on waivers
Brian Sutter, on waivers
Calico Briggs, Washington
Candice Huffine, Milan
Chris Bosh, Baltimore
Cindy Bruna, Milan
Ciro Ferrera, Kratovo
Daniel Boulud, Omsk
Dario Saric, Paddington
Daveed Diggs, on waivers
Demetrius, on waivers
Desdemona, Stratford
Dorothy Gale, Paddington
Doug E. Fresh, on waivers
Dr. Electron Kebebew, on waivers
Dr. Shark Bird, San Jose
Duffy McSwiggin, San Jose
Ed O'Neill, Sao Paulo
Flopsy, Paddington/on waivers
Franco Baresi, Seattle
Friedrich Koncilia, Los Angeles
Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett, Los Angeles
Garrett Walker, on waivers
Gemma Ward, Stratford
George Cohen, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Glinda, Paddington
Gualtiero Marchesi, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Guildenstern, Stratford
Hans Brinker, Paddington/on waivers
Harrison Ford, Circus
Huckleberry Finn, Paddington
Hyacinth Bucket, Los Angeles
I-Perfection Harris, San Jose
Itchy, Washington
Jack Charlton, Compton/Los Angeles
Jacques Songo'o, Kratovo
Janeane Garofalo, Sao Paulo
Janne Niinimaa, Omsk
Joao Justino Amaral dos Santos, Kratovo
Julia Stegner, on waivers
KRS-One, Compton
Karl-Anthony Towns, Baltimore
Kel'Thuzad, Columbus
Ki-Jana Carter, Vancouver
Kira Great Glass Spinner, Multiverse
Knight Who Says "Ni!", on waivers
Larry Vanover, Vancouver
Luther Campbell, on waivers
Maga Traitor to Mortals, Compton
Malfurion Stormrage, on waivers
Mamé Adjei, Milan
Mandy Cohen, Compton
Margo Reuten, Omsk
Markelle Fultz, Baltimore
Martin Van Buren, Vancouver
Massimo Bottura, Omsk
Matt Bruce, Los Angeles
Melody Margaret Grant, Washington
Meriwether Lewis, Columbus
Mia Kang, on waivers
Michelle Phan, Cyberspace
Nikola Pekovic, Stratford
Olivia Culpo, Milan
Paris London, Compton
Peter Rabbit, Seattle
Popular Front, Compton
Rachel Berry, Sao Paulo
Raj Koothrappali, Los Angeles
Real Quiet, on waivers
Rocket Ismail, Vancouver
Roger the Shrubber, on waivers
Ron Sutter, Omsk
Roo, Compton
Rose Bertram, Milan
Rumpus Cat, Washington
Ruud Krol, on waivers
Sakashima the Imposter, Multiverse
Sandy Koufax, Tel Aviv
Sarah Michelle Gellar, Stratford
Sensei Golden-Tail, Multiverse
Sessilee Lopez, on waivers
Seth Rogen, Sao Paulo
Simply Invincible, Vancouver
Sir Lancelot the Brave, Circus
Superfruit, Cyberspace
Teppo Numminen, Omsk
The Unspeakable, Multiverse
Tim, San Jose
Tim Allen, Sao Paulo
Tim Wheeler, Seattle
Tommy Pickles, Tel Aviv
Uther Lightbringer, Columbus
Valdas Adamkus, Sao Paulo
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., Vancouver
Vanilla Dong, San Jose
Wicked Witch of the West, Paddington
Will Ferrell, Sao Paulo
Willow Rosenberg, Tel Aviv
Winston Noble, Washington
Zo-Zu the Punisher, Multiverse