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SimBase Players, Year 74

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By position: c | 1b | 2b | 3b | ss | lf | cf | rf | sp | mr | rp

2D, rp, Tel Aviv

Abel Tasman, rp, Columbus
Abraham Van Helsing, lf, Vancouver
Adrien Brody, 1b, Tel Aviv
Al Horford, rp, Baltimore
Aleksandr Zavarov, c, Kratovo
Alex Dunphy, rp, Los Angeles
Alexi Stukov, rp, Columbus
Alicia Machado, c, Milan
Alison Brie, rp, Tel Aviv
Allie Brosh, cf, Cyberspace
Alm-Uncle, rp, Sao Paulo
Alonzo, rp, Los Angeles
Alx James, lf, Cyberspace
Amanda Miranda Panda, rf, Seattle
Amelia Earhart, sp, Columbus
Amerigo Vespucci, rp, Columbus
Amy Farrah Fowler, 3b, Sao Paulo
Andre Marie, rp, Paddington/Paddington
Andrew McKeag, cf, Washington
Andrew Wiggins, cf, on waivers
Andy Brandy Casagrande IV, ss, San Jose
Angie Harmon, 3b, Columbus
Anne Lindbergh, sp, Circus/on waivers
Anne Shirley, sp, Paddington
Anthony Thompson, ss, Vancouver
Antipholus of Ephesus, 1b, Stratford/Kratovo
Antipholus of Syracuse, 3b, Stratford
Anub'arak, rf, Circus
Arabian Prince, c, Compton
Archangel Avacyn, c, Multiverse
Arcturus Mengsk, rp, Columbus
Arthas Menethil, lf, Columbus
Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson, c, Circus
Arthur Wilson One, 1b, Circus
Arthur Wilson Two, lf, Circus
Aunt Em, 2b, Paddington

B.J. Smegma, 3b, Circus
Baby-D, rp, Compton
Barbara Palvin, mr, Milan
Bartolomeo Dias, c, Columbus
Baskerville Holmes, sp, San Jose
Ben Bernanke, sp, Tel Aviv
Ben Lee, rf, Sao Paulo
Ben Pepper, rf, Omsk
Ben Simmons, rp, Baltimore
Ben Stiller, rp, Paddington
Bernard Dietz, sp, Kratovo/on waivers
Bianca Balti, mr, Milan
Bilinda Butcher, ss, Kratovo
Bill Walton, 1b, Baltimore
Billy Cunningham, c, Baltimore
Bo Krsmanovic, rp, Milan
Booker Baxter, rp, Kratovo
Brabantio, lf, Los Angeles
Bree Sharp, ss, Seattle
Bregje Heinen, sp, Milan
Brent Sutter, 1b, Omsk
Brian, sp, Circus
Brutus, rf, Kratovo
Busta Rhymes, sp, Stratford
Buzz Aldrin, 2b, Columbus
Bárbara Seixas, 2b, Circus

Caliban, lf, Stratford
Calico Briggs, rp, Washington
Calpurnia, rf, Kratovo
Cameron Dallas, ss, Cyberspace
Cameron Tucker, 2b, Los Angeles
Candace Payne, rf, Omsk
Candice Huffine, rp, Multiverse
Cardinal Biggles, ss, Circus
Cardinal Fang, 2b, on waivers
Carly Fiorina, rf, on waivers
Cassius, sp, Stratford
Cat Morgan, cf, Washington
Cedric Bixler-Zavala, mr, Seattle
Charles Joseph McDonnell, 3b, Cyberspace
Charles Lincoln Neal III, mr, on waivers
Charles Logan, ss, Paddington
Charles Van Doren, sp, Vancouver
Charlie Watts, c, Milan
Charlotte York, c, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Chelsea Daniels, 1b, Los Angeles
Cherries Waffles Tennis, c, San Jose
Chester Bennington, 1b, Seattle
Chidi Anagonye, sp, Los Angeles
Chillie Poon, cf, San Jose
Chris Bosh, rp, Baltimore
Chris Collingwood, cf, Baltimore
Christopher Robin, c, Sao Paulo
Cindy Bruna, rp, Milan
Ciro Ferrera, rp, Kratovo
Claire Dunphy, c, San Jose
Claire Underwood, rf, on waivers
Cliff Hagan, lf, Baltimore
Colleen Ballinger, sp, Cyberspace
Colm O Ciosoig, c, Seattle
Commodus, mr, Sao Paulo
Constance Jablonski, rf, Milan
Continuation of a Myth, cf, on waivers
Coriolanus Snow, 1b, Washington
Cory Baxter, ss, Los Angeles
Courage Tshabalala, lf, on waivers
Craig Mack, ss, on waivers
Craven Knight, rf, Paddington
Curly Howard, sp, Tel Aviv
Curt Smith, 1b, on waivers

DJ Hollywood, ss, Compton
Dallas Ennema, ss, San Jose
Daniel Boulud, rp, Omsk
Daniel James Howell, rp, Cyberspace
Danielle Bregoli, c, Cyberspace
Danielle Harrington, ss, Compton
Daren Puppa, 2b, Omsk
Dario Saric, rp, on waivers
Darren Aronofsky, rf, Paddington
Dave Dederer, c, Washington
Dave Snuggerud, cf, Omsk
David, sp, Tel Aviv
David KrejÄÃ, sp, Omsk
David Palmer, sp, Multiverse/on waivers
Davide Scabin, sp, Omsk
Decius, sp, on waivers
Deron Williams, mr, Baltimore
Desdemona, rp, Stratford/on waivers
Diana Barry, sp, Paddington
Dikembe Mutombo, sp, on waivers
Dolph Schayes, 3b, Baltimore
Dominik HaÅ¡ek, rp, Omsk
Dominique Wilkins, 3b, on waivers
Dorothy Gale, rp, Paddington
Doug Collins, lf, Baltimore
Dr. Loki Skylizard, 1b, San Jose
Dr. Shark Bird, rp, San Jose
Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, c, Washington
Dres, 2b, Cyberspace
Dromio of Ephesus, c, Stratford
Duffy McSwiggin, rp, San Jose

Ed O'Neill, rp, Sao Paulo
Eddie Thomas, mr, on waivers
Eddie Van Halen, cf, Seattle
Edita Vilkeviciute, ss, Milan
Eeyore, 1b, Seattle
Egeon, sp, Paddington
Eleanor Shellstrop, rf, Los Angeles
Eleonora Pons, mr, on waivers
Elesh Norn, 2b, Multiverse
Elizabeth Emken, 1b, on waivers
Elizabeth McCord, mr, Washington
Emanuela de Paula, cf, Milan
Emeril Lagasse, c, Omsk
Emmanuelle Chriqui, mr, Tel Aviv
Erayo Soratami Ascendent, lf, Multiverse
Erich Von Drygalski, lf, Columbus
Erick Sermon, rp, Compton
Erika Heynatz, ss, Milan
Erin Burnett, ss, Sao Paulo
Ernest Shackleton, rf, Columbus
Esa Tikkanen, sp, Omsk
Eugene Kranz, ss, Columbus
Excellent Raymond, cf, San Jose

Fatima Siad, rp, Kratovo
Felicia Day, mr, Cyberspace
Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, sp, Cyberspace
Fitzgerald Thomas Grant III, sp, on waivers
Flavious Coffee, sp, San Jose
Flavius, mr, Kratovo
Foxes, 1b, Circus
Francis Drake, ss, Paddington
Francis J. Underwood, c, Washington
Franco Baresi, rp, Seattle
Franco Causio, 3b, Stratford
Frank Langella, ss, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Friedrich Koncilia, rp, Los Angeles
Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett, rp, Los Angeles
Fumiko the Lowblood, lf, Multiverse

Gaby Dunn, 1b, Cyberspace
Gay Straite, 3b, San Jose
Gemma Ward, rp, Stratford
Geoff Petrie, rp, Baltimore
George McGinnis, rf, Baltimore
George Vancouver, cf, Vancouver
Geronimo Barbadillo Gonzalez, rf, on waivers
Gertrude, cf, Sao Paulo
Gervaise Brook-Hampster, ss, Circus
Gheorghe Hagi, lf, Kratovo
Gianni Rivera, ss, Kratovo/on waivers
Gil Eanes, lf, Tel Aviv
Giselle Lazzarato, lf, Cyberspace
Glinda, rp, Paddington
Gloria Delgado, c, Los Angeles
Grandmaster Caz, cf, Compton
Greta Van Susteren, 1b, Vancouver
Gretel Brinker, c, Multiverse
Grom Hellscream, 3b, Columbus
Guenhwyvar, sp, Tel Aviv
Guildenstern, rp, Stratford
Guillermo Mendizabal Sanchez, 1b, Stratford
Gus Van Sant, 3b, Vancouver

Hal Greer, ss, Baltimore
Haley Dunphy, cf, Los Angeles
Hamlet, 2b, Stratford
Hank Green, sp, Cyberspace
Harrison Ford, rp, Circus
Harry "Snapper" Organs, cf, Circus
Harry Gregg, c, Kratovo
Harvey Keitel, rp, Tel Aviv
Havoc, c, Tel Aviv
Heath Shuler, sp, Cyberspace
Heimo Pfeifenberger, cf, Kratovo/on waivers
Henry Hudson, 2b, Circus
Henry Roarke, rf, Washington
Henry Wensleydale, 3b, Tel Aviv
Huckleberry Finn, rp, on waivers
Hyacinth Bucket, rp, on waivers

I-Perfection Harris, rp, San Jose
Ice-T, mr, Los Angeles/on waivers
Idina Menzel, cf, Omsk
Ill Bill, 2b, Compton
Illidan Stormrage, c, Columbus
Incontinentia Buttocks, rp, Circus
Infinite Grover, sp, San Jose
Iola Morton, mr, Paddington/Stratford
Isaac Newton Van Nuys, 2b, Vancouver
Isao Enlightened Bushi, rf, Stratford
Itchy, rp, Washington

Jack Charlton, rp, Los Angeles
Jacques Songo'o, rp, Kratovo
Jaina Proudmoore, 3b, Compton
James Beard, cf, Omsk
James Marshall, c, Washington
James Raynor, sp, Columbus
James Van Ness, cf, Vancouver
James William Sawyer, sp, Washington
Jan van Eyck, rf, Vancouver
Janeane Garofalo, rp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Janet, lf, on waivers
Jango Glackin, rf, on waivers
Janne Niinimaa, rp, Omsk
JaromÃr JÃ¡gr, sp, Omsk
Jason Mendoza, c, Los Angeles
Jason Ritter, lf, Sao Paulo
Jay Pritchett, 3b, Los Angeles
Jean-Claude Van Damme, c, Vancouver
Jeff Beukeboom, sp, Omsk
Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond, sp, Baltimore
Jenna Mourey, sp, Cyberspace
Jenny Slate, cf, Kratovo
Jeravicious Raven, 3b, San Jose
Jeru the Damaja, rf, Compton
Jill Goodacre, sp, Seattle
Jiro Ono, lf, Omsk
JiÅ™Ã Å lÃ©gr, rf, Omsk
Joao Justino Amaral dos Santos, rp, Kratovo
Joe Johnson, c, Baltimore
Joel Embiid, cf, Baltimore
Joel Pepper, c, Los Angeles/Tel Aviv
John Cabot, sp, Columbus
John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., ss, Sao Paulo
John Keeler, mr, Washington
John Patrick Ryan, sp, Washington
John Slattery, 3b, Omsk
Johnny Gentle, ss, on waivers
Johnny Rep, lf, Los Angeles
Jonah Hill, rf, Tel Aviv
Jose Rene Higuita Zapata, sp, Kratovo
Josh Smith, mr, Baltimore
Joules Scott-Key, sp, Seattle
Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, mr, Sao Paulo
Judith, sp, Circus
Jules Cobb, ss, on waivers
Julius Caesar, c, Stratford
Julius Erving, c, Seattle
June Carter Cash, sp, Seattle

KRS-One, rp, Compton
Kael'thas Sunstrider, 2b, Columbus
Kanga, ss, Tel Aviv
Karl-Anthony Towns, rp, Baltimore
Kataki War's Wage, cf, Multiverse
Kate Bock, sp, Milan
Katrina Kaif, 3b, Milan
Keaton Jones, c, on waivers
Keiga the Tide Star, 3b, Multiverse
Kel'Thuzad, rp, Columbus
Kevin Garnett, sp, Baltimore
Kevin Keegan, ss, on waivers
Kevin Love, lf, Seattle
Ki-Jana Carter, rp, Vancouver
Kiki-Jiki Mirror Breaker, mr, Multiverse
Kimmy Schmidt, rf, Los Angeles
King of Swamp Castle, sp, Circus
Kira Great Glass Spinner, rp, Multiverse
Knight Who Till Recently Said "Ni!", sp, Baltimore
Kokusho the Evening Star, rf, Multiverse
Konda Lord of Eiganjo, sp, Multiverse
Kree Harrison, c, Vancouver
Krusty the Clown, 2b, Tel Aviv
Kyle Korver, 1b, on waivers

Lais Ribero, rf, Milan
Larry Vanover, rp, on waivers
Laura Priscilla Montez, lf, Washington
Leeroy Jenkins, mr, Seattle
Lena Dunham, ss, on waivers
Leomie Anderson, rp, Milan
Let's Get Ready To Rumble, cf, Stratford
Lieutenant Kirtar, cf, Multiverse
Lin Chi-Ling, rf, Milan
Lin Sivvi, rf, Multiverse
Lin-Manuel Miranda, 2b, Paddington
Linus Van Pelt, mr, Vancouver
Lionel Hollins, mr, Baltimore
Ludwig van Beethoven, c, Vancouver

MC Ren, 1b, Stratford
Ma$e, rp, Compton
Mack 10, 1b, Compton
Maga Traitor to Mortals, rp, Compton
Maggie Hassan, mr, Sao Paulo
Major Teroh, sp, Los Angeles
Mamé Adjei, rp, Milan
Mandy Cohen, rp, Compton
Manmeet Colon, c, San Jose
Manny Delgado, 3b, San Jose
Marcel Rodriguez-Lopez, 3b, Seattle
Marco van Basten, cf, Kratovo
Margo Reuten, rp, on waivers
Mario Van Peebles, 1b, Vancouver
Mark Antony, 3b, Stratford
Markelle Fultz, rp, Baltimore
Marloes Horst, 3b, Milan
Martin Van Buren, rp, Vancouver
Mary Lennox, lf, Paddington
Massimiliano Alajmo, mr, Omsk
Massimo Bottura, rp, on waivers
Matt Bruce, rp, Los Angeles
Matt Dillon, ss, on waivers
Matthew Cuthbert, c, Multiverse
Matthew Ellis, sp, Washington
Maurice Cheeks, c, Baltimore
Maurice Lucas, ss, Baltimore
Megan Gale, 1b, Milan
Megan Williams, 3b, Milan
Melody Margaret Grant, rp, Washington
Meloku the Clouded Mirror, 2b, Multiverse
Meriwether Lewis, rp, Columbus
Michael "Bruce" Baldwin, cf, Circus
Michael Landon, lf, Sao Paulo
Michelle Phan, rp, Cyberspace
Mighty Fine, ss, San Jose
Miguel Bernardo Bianquetti, sp, Kratovo
Miikka Kiprusoff, sp, Omsk
Mikey Politano, sp, Los Angeles
Milhouse Van Houten, 1b, Vancouver
Milkshake Duck, rf, Cyberspace
Mindy St. Claire, rp, on waivers
Mist Raven, 2b, Multiverse/on waivers
Mister Blue Sky, c, Sao Paulo
Misty K. Snow, 3b, Vancouver
Mitch Kapor, rf, on waivers
Mitchell Pritchett, ss, Los Angeles
Moe Howard, lf, Tel Aviv
Moses Malone, 1b, Baltimore
Mr. Pither, 2b, Circus
Munkustrap, sp, Washington
Murdoc Niccals, 1b, on waivers
Murellus, 2b, Stratford
Myla Dalbesio, rf, Sao Paulo

Natalie Galkina, 1b, Columbus
Nath of the Gilt-Leaf, mr, Circus
Nathan Kress, ss, on waivers
Necro, cf, Compton
Nehemiah Scudder, rp, Washington
Nejib Ghommidh, 3b, Sao Paulo
Ner'zhul, mr, Columbus
Nestor Combin, 2b, Baltimore
Nia Baxter, lf, Compton
Nigel Incubator-Jones, c, Circus
Nikola Pekovic, rp, Stratford
Nina Persson, 2b, Seattle
Noah Daniels, 2b, Washington
Noah Puckerman, cf, Tel Aviv/Los Angeles
Noodle, 3b, Sao Paulo
Notorious B.I.G., lf, Circus

Ole Lukoje, c, Stratford
Olivia Culpo, rp, Milan
Olivia Newton-John, lf, Seattle
Olli-Pekka Laine, sp, Seattle
Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, sp, Seattle
One with Nothing, 1b, on waivers
Osvaldo Ardiles, ss, Kratovo
Othello, sp, Stratford
Ozma, rp, Paddington

Paolo Maldini, sp, Kratovo
Paris London, rp, Compton
Patrik Elias, sp, on waivers
Paul Ramadier, sp, Paddington/on waivers
Paul Rudd, sp, Tel Aviv
Pete Conrad, cf, Columbus
Peter, sp, Paddington/on waivers
Peter Rabbit, rp, Seattle
Phil Dunphy, sp, Los Angeles
Philip DeFranco Jr., 2b, on waivers
Philip Glass, c, Tel Aviv
Philip Michael Lester, ss, Cyberspace
Polonius, ss, Stratford
Popular Front, rp, Compton
Prince Herbert, sp, Circus
Priyanka Chopra, lf, Stratford
Prodigy, 1b, San Jose

Rachel, mr, Tel Aviv
Rachel Berry, rp, on waivers
Rachel Williams, 2b, on waivers
Rainer Shine, c, on waivers
Raj Koothrappali, rp, Sao Paulo
Randall Munroe, ss, Cyberspace
Randy Quaid, rf, Sao Paulo
Raven Baxter, sp, Los Angeles
Raven Tracy, mr, Milan
Raven-Symone Pearson, rf, Seattle
Ravenous Baloth, cf, Multiverse
Ray Clemence, sp, Kratovo
Raymond Luxury Yacht, 3b, Cyberspace
Reality Winner, sp, Los Angeles
Rebecca Gayheart, lf, Milan
Reg, rp, Circus
Rhett James McLaughlin, ss, Cyberspace
Rich Sutter, ss, Omsk
Ricky Rubio, sp, Baltimore
Rip Van Winkle, sp, Vancouver
Robert Anderson Van Wyck, ss, Vancouver
Robert Patrick, 3b, Sao Paulo
Robert Schuman, 1b, on waivers
Robin van Persie, 2b, Kratovo
Rocket Ismail, rp, Vancouver
Roger Milla, c, Kratovo
Rokhan, 3b, Columbus
Rolando Johnson, sp, Cyberspace
Romario de Souza Faria, rf, Kratovo
Romee Strijd, sp, Milan
Ron Crumpton, sp, Vancouver
Ron Obvious, 3b, Circus
Ron Sutter, rp, Omsk
Ronnie Wood, sp, Paddington
Roo, rp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Rose Bertram, rp, Milan
Roy Mitchell-Cardenas, sp, Seattle
Rumpus Cat, rp, Washington
Runaway Bunny, ss, Paddington
Russel Hobbs, rf, on waivers
Ruud Gullit, rf, Kratovo
Ryusei the Falling Star, sp, Multiverse

Saint Schwing, mr, on waivers
Sakashima the Imposter, rp, Multiverse
Samuel Champlain, sp, Columbus
Sandy Irvine, 2b, Columbus
Sandy Koufax, rp, Tel Aviv
Sara Foster, ss, Milan
Sarabi, cf, Washington
Sarah Koenig, cf, Cyberspace
Sarah Michelle Gellar, rp, Stratford
Sarah Silverman, c, Omsk
Sassy C, mr, Compton
Saul, ss, Multiverse
Scarecrow, 3b, Paddington
Scarface, 2b, Compton
Scholastique Koolimo, 1b, San Jose
Scott La Rock, 2b, Compton
Selina Meyer, cf, Los Angeles
Sensei Golden-Tail, rp, Multiverse
Seth Rogen, rp, Sao Paulo
Shane Dawson, c, Cyberspace
Sharin Foo, lf, Seattle
Sheila Broflovski, 3b, Tel Aviv
Shemp Howard, ss, on waivers
Shia LaBoeuf, rf, Tel Aviv
Shitavious Cook, mr, San Jose
Shock G, 2b, Compton
Silver Bronzo, 2b, San Jose
Simpkin, rp, Paddington
Simply Invincible, rp, Vancouver
Sir Francis Drake, mr, on waivers
Sir Lancelot the Brave, rp, Circus/on waivers
Sir Robin the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, mr, Circus
Sivitri Scarzam, sp, Multiverse
Skee-Lo, rf, Compton
Snoop Dogg, sp, Compton
Solinus, rf, Stratford
Solomon, rp, Tel Aviv
Stan, mr, Circus
Stan Van Gundy, lf, Vancouver
Stelmaria, lf, Washington
Sting, sp, on waivers
Suki Waterhouse, 2b, Milan
Sune Rose Wagner, sp, on waivers
Superfruit, rp, Cyberspace
Superintendent Parrot, c, Circus
Suzanne Cryer, cf, Sao Paulo
Sweet Orefice, 2b, San Jose
Sycorax, rf, Stratford

Taco B.M. Monster, rf, San Jose
Taffarel, sp, Kratovo
Taffy Dale, ss, Seattle
Tahani Al-Jamil, c, Compton
Tailor of Gloucester, mr, Paddington
Takeno Samurai General, sp, Multiverse
Tassadar, 2b, Paddington
Teppo Numminen, rp, Omsk
Teysa Orzhov Scion, c, on waivers
The Unspeakable, rp, on waivers
Thomas J. Whitmore, 3b, Washington
Thomas James Ridgewell, cf, Cyberspace
Thrall Son of Durotan, sp, Columbus
Tim, rp, San Jose
Tim Allen, rp, Sao Paulo
Tim Wheeler, rp, Seattle
Titania, mr, Stratford
Titus Andromedon, 2b, on waivers
Tobias Andrion, sp, on waivers
Tom Chaplin, lf, Seattle/on waivers
Tommie Frazier, sp, Stratford
Tommy Pickles, rp, Tel Aviv
Tone-Loc, c, Compton
Tony Abbott, sp, Sao Paulo
Toto, 2b, Paddington
True Sweetster, cf, San Jose
Tyler Oakley, rf, Cyberspace
Tyrande Whisperwind, 1b, Columbus

Ulf Samuelsson, mr, on waivers
Ulysses Delano Fitzgerald Milhous Pinky, 3b, Washington
Uncle Henry, mr, Paddington
Uther Lightbringer, rp, on waivers
Uyo Silent Prophet, 3b, Multiverse

Valdas Adamkus, rp, Sao Paulo
Van Jones, rf, Multiverse
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., rp, Vancouver
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., lf, Vancouver
Vance Joy, rf, on waivers
Vanilla Dong, rp, San Jose
Vince Gilligan, 2b, Sao Paulo
Vincent D'Onofrio, ss, Omsk
Vincent Van Gogh, rf, Vancouver
Vita Sidorkina, sp, Los Angeles

Wicked Witch of the East, cf, Paddington
Wicked Witch of the West, rp, Paddington
Will Ferrell, rp, Sao Paulo
Will Truman, lf, Compton
Willow Rosenberg, rp, Tel Aviv
Winnie the Pooh, cf, Paddington
Winston Noble, rp, Washington
Wizard of Oz, cf, Paddington
Wolfgang Van Halen, ss, Seattle

Yosei the Morning Star, ss, Multiverse

Zach Braff, cf, Tel Aviv
Zach Rogue, cf, Seattle
Zarley Zalapski, 1b, Omsk
Zdenek Nehoda, c, Kratovo
Zebediah Kilgrave, 2b, Washington
Zo-Zu the Punisher, rp, Multiverse
Zoot, mr, Kratovo

By position

Catchers

Aleksandr Zavarov, Kratovo
Alicia Machado, Milan
Arabian Prince, Compton
Archangel Avacyn, Multiverse
Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson, Circus
Bartolomeo Dias, Columbus
Billy Cunningham, Baltimore
Charlie Watts, Milan
Charlotte York, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Cherries Waffles Tennis, San Jose
Christopher Robin, Sao Paulo
Claire Dunphy, San Jose
Colm O Ciosoig, Seattle
Danielle Bregoli, Cyberspace
Dave Dederer, Washington
Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, Washington
Dromio of Ephesus, Stratford
Emeril Lagasse, Omsk
Francis J. Underwood, Washington
Gloria Delgado, Los Angeles
Gretel Brinker, Multiverse
Harry Gregg, Kratovo
Havoc, Tel Aviv
Illidan Stormrage, Columbus
James Marshall, Washington
Jason Mendoza, Los Angeles
Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vancouver
Joe Johnson, Baltimore
Joel Pepper, Los Angeles/Tel Aviv
Julius Caesar, Stratford
Julius Erving, Seattle
Keaton Jones, on waivers
Kree Harrison, Vancouver
Ludwig van Beethoven, Vancouver
Manmeet Colon, San Jose
Matthew Cuthbert, Multiverse
Maurice Cheeks, Baltimore
Mister Blue Sky, Sao Paulo
Nigel Incubator-Jones, Circus
Ole Lukoje, Stratford
Philip Glass, Tel Aviv
Rainer Shine, on waivers
Roger Milla, Kratovo
Sarah Silverman, Omsk
Shane Dawson, Cyberspace
Superintendent Parrot, Circus
Tahani Al-Jamil, Compton
Teysa Orzhov Scion, on waivers
Tone-Loc, Compton
Zdenek Nehoda, Kratovo

First Basemen

Adrien Brody, Tel Aviv
Antipholus of Ephesus, Stratford/Kratovo
Arthur Wilson One, Circus
Bill Walton, Baltimore
Brent Sutter, Omsk
Chelsea Daniels, Los Angeles
Chester Bennington, Seattle
Coriolanus Snow, Washington
Curt Smith, on waivers
Dr. Loki Skylizard, San Jose
Eeyore, Seattle
Elizabeth Emken, on waivers
Foxes, Circus
Gaby Dunn, Cyberspace
Greta Van Susteren, Vancouver
Guillermo Mendizabal Sanchez, Stratford
Kyle Korver, on waivers
MC Ren, Stratford
Mack 10, Compton
Mario Van Peebles, Vancouver
Megan Gale, Milan
Milhouse Van Houten, Vancouver
Moses Malone, Baltimore
Murdoc Niccals, on waivers
Natalie Galkina, Columbus
One with Nothing, on waivers
Prodigy, San Jose
Robert Schuman, on waivers
Scholastique Koolimo, San Jose
Tyrande Whisperwind, Columbus
Zarley Zalapski, Omsk

Second Basemen

Aunt Em, Paddington
Buzz Aldrin, Columbus
Bárbara Seixas, Circus
Cameron Tucker, Los Angeles
Cardinal Fang, on waivers
Daren Puppa, Omsk
Dres, Cyberspace
Elesh Norn, Multiverse
Hamlet, Stratford
Henry Hudson, Circus
Ill Bill, Compton
Isaac Newton Van Nuys, Vancouver
Kael'thas Sunstrider, Columbus
Krusty the Clown, Tel Aviv
Lin-Manuel Miranda, Paddington
Meloku the Clouded Mirror, Multiverse
Mist Raven, Multiverse/on waivers
Mr. Pither, Circus
Murellus, Stratford
Nestor Combin, Baltimore
Nina Persson, Seattle
Noah Daniels, Washington
Philip DeFranco Jr., on waivers
Rachel Williams, on waivers
Robin van Persie, Kratovo
Sandy Irvine, Columbus
Scarface, Compton
Scott La Rock, Compton
Shock G, Compton
Silver Bronzo, San Jose
Suki Waterhouse, Milan
Sweet Orefice, San Jose
Tassadar, Paddington
Titus Andromedon, on waivers
Toto, Paddington
Vince Gilligan, Sao Paulo
Zebediah Kilgrave, Washington

Third Basemen

Amy Farrah Fowler, Sao Paulo
Angie Harmon, Columbus
Antipholus of Syracuse, Stratford
B.J. Smegma, Circus
Charles Joseph McDonnell, Cyberspace
Dolph Schayes, Baltimore
Dominique Wilkins, on waivers
Franco Causio, Stratford
Gay Straite, San Jose
Grom Hellscream, Columbus
Gus Van Sant, Vancouver
Henry Wensleydale, Tel Aviv
Jaina Proudmoore, Compton
Jay Pritchett, Los Angeles
Jeravicious Raven, San Jose
John Slattery, Omsk
Katrina Kaif, Milan
Keiga the Tide Star, Multiverse
Manny Delgado, San Jose
Marcel Rodriguez-Lopez, Seattle
Mark Antony, Stratford
Marloes Horst, Milan
Megan Williams, Milan
Misty K. Snow, Vancouver
Nejib Ghommidh, Sao Paulo
Noodle, Sao Paulo
Raymond Luxury Yacht, Cyberspace
Robert Patrick, Sao Paulo
Rokhan, Columbus
Ron Obvious, Circus
Scarecrow, Paddington
Sheila Broflovski, Tel Aviv
Thomas J. Whitmore, Washington
Ulysses Delano Fitzgerald Milhous Pinky, Washington
Uyo Silent Prophet, Multiverse

Shortstops

Andy Brandy Casagrande IV, San Jose
Anthony Thompson, Vancouver
Bilinda Butcher, Kratovo
Bree Sharp, Seattle
Cameron Dallas, Cyberspace
Cardinal Biggles, Circus
Charles Logan, Paddington
Cory Baxter, Los Angeles
Craig Mack, on waivers
DJ Hollywood, Compton
Dallas Ennema, San Jose
Danielle Harrington, Compton
Edita Vilkeviciute, Milan
Erika Heynatz, Milan
Erin Burnett, Sao Paulo
Eugene Kranz, Columbus
Francis Drake, Paddington
Frank Langella, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Gervaise Brook-Hampster, Circus
Gianni Rivera, Kratovo/on waivers
Hal Greer, Baltimore
John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., Sao Paulo
Johnny Gentle, on waivers
Jules Cobb, on waivers
Kanga, Tel Aviv
Kevin Keegan, on waivers
Lena Dunham, on waivers
Matt Dillon, on waivers
Maurice Lucas, Baltimore
Mighty Fine, San Jose
Mitchell Pritchett, Los Angeles
Nathan Kress, on waivers
Osvaldo Ardiles, Kratovo
Philip Michael Lester, Cyberspace
Polonius, Stratford
Randall Munroe, Cyberspace
Rhett James McLaughlin, Cyberspace
Rich Sutter, Omsk
Robert Anderson Van Wyck, Vancouver
Runaway Bunny, Paddington
Sara Foster, Milan
Saul, Multiverse
Shemp Howard, on waivers
Taffy Dale, Seattle
Vincent D'Onofrio, Omsk
Wolfgang Van Halen, Seattle
Yosei the Morning Star, Multiverse

Left Fielders

Abraham Van Helsing, Vancouver
Alx James, Cyberspace
Arthas Menethil, Columbus
Arthur Wilson Two, Circus
Brabantio, Los Angeles
Caliban, Stratford
Cliff Hagan, Baltimore
Courage Tshabalala, on waivers
Doug Collins, Baltimore
Erayo Soratami Ascendent, Multiverse
Erich Von Drygalski, Columbus
Fumiko the Lowblood, Multiverse
Gheorghe Hagi, Kratovo
Gil Eanes, Tel Aviv
Giselle Lazzarato, Cyberspace
Janet, on waivers
Jason Ritter, Sao Paulo
Jiro Ono, Omsk
Johnny Rep, Los Angeles
Kevin Love, Seattle
Laura Priscilla Montez, Washington
Mary Lennox, Paddington
Michael Landon, Sao Paulo
Moe Howard, Tel Aviv
Nia Baxter, Compton
Notorious B.I.G., Circus
Olivia Newton-John, Seattle
Priyanka Chopra, Stratford
Rebecca Gayheart, Milan
Sharin Foo, Seattle
Stan Van Gundy, Vancouver
Stelmaria, Washington
Tom Chaplin, Seattle/on waivers
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., Vancouver
Will Truman, Compton

Center Fielders

Allie Brosh, Cyberspace
Andrew McKeag, Washington
Andrew Wiggins, on waivers
Cat Morgan, Washington
Chillie Poon, San Jose
Chris Collingwood, Baltimore
Continuation of a Myth, on waivers
Dave Snuggerud, Omsk
Eddie Van Halen, Seattle
Emanuela de Paula, Milan
Excellent Raymond, San Jose
George Vancouver, Vancouver
Gertrude, Sao Paulo
Grandmaster Caz, Compton
Haley Dunphy, Los Angeles
Harry "Snapper" Organs, Circus
Heimo Pfeifenberger, Kratovo/on waivers
Idina Menzel, Omsk
James Beard, Omsk
James Van Ness, Vancouver
Jenny Slate, Kratovo
Joel Embiid, Baltimore
Kataki War's Wage, Multiverse
Let's Get Ready To Rumble, Stratford
Lieutenant Kirtar, Multiverse
Marco van Basten, Kratovo
Michael "Bruce" Baldwin, Circus
Necro, Compton
Noah Puckerman, Tel Aviv/Los Angeles
Pete Conrad, Columbus
Ravenous Baloth, Multiverse
Sarabi, Washington
Sarah Koenig, Cyberspace
Selina Meyer, Los Angeles
Suzanne Cryer, Sao Paulo
Thomas James Ridgewell, Cyberspace
True Sweetster, San Jose
Wicked Witch of the East, Paddington
Winnie the Pooh, Paddington
Wizard of Oz, Paddington
Zach Braff, Tel Aviv
Zach Rogue, Seattle

Right Fielders

Amanda Miranda Panda, Seattle
Anub'arak, Circus
Ben Lee, Sao Paulo
Ben Pepper, Omsk
Brutus, Kratovo
Calpurnia, Kratovo
Candace Payne, Omsk
Carly Fiorina, on waivers
Claire Underwood, on waivers
Constance Jablonski, Milan
Craven Knight, Paddington
Darren Aronofsky, Paddington
Eleanor Shellstrop, Los Angeles
Ernest Shackleton, Columbus
George McGinnis, Baltimore
Geronimo Barbadillo Gonzalez, on waivers
Henry Roarke, Washington
Isao Enlightened Bushi, Stratford
Jan van Eyck, Vancouver
Jango Glackin, on waivers
Jeru the Damaja, Compton
Jonah Hill, Tel Aviv
Kimmy Schmidt, Los Angeles
Kokusho the Evening Star, Multiverse
Lais Ribero, Milan
Lin Chi-Ling, Milan
Lin Sivvi, Multiverse
Milkshake Duck, Cyberspace
Mitch Kapor, on waivers
Myla Dalbesio, Sao Paulo
Randy Quaid, Sao Paulo
Raven-Symone Pearson, Seattle
Romario de Souza Faria, Kratovo
Russel Hobbs, on waivers
Ruud Gullit, Kratovo
Shia LaBoeuf, Tel Aviv
Skee-Lo, Compton
Solinus, Stratford
Sycorax, Stratford
Taco B.M. Monster, San Jose
Tyler Oakley, Cyberspace
Van Jones, Multiverse
Vance Joy, on waivers
Vincent Van Gogh, Vancouver

Starting Pitchers

Amelia Earhart, Columbus
Anne Lindbergh, Circus/on waivers
Anne Shirley, Paddington
Baskerville Holmes, San Jose
Ben Bernanke, Tel Aviv
Bernard Dietz, Kratovo/on waivers
Bregje Heinen, Milan
Brian, Circus
Busta Rhymes, Stratford
Cassius, Stratford
Charles Van Doren, Vancouver
Chidi Anagonye, Los Angeles
Colleen Ballinger, Cyberspace
Curly Howard, Tel Aviv
David, Tel Aviv
David KrejÄÃ, Omsk
David Palmer, Multiverse/on waivers
Davide Scabin, Omsk
Decius, on waivers
Diana Barry, Paddington
Dikembe Mutombo, on waivers
Egeon, Paddington
Esa Tikkanen, Omsk
Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, Cyberspace
Fitzgerald Thomas Grant III, on waivers
Flavious Coffee, San Jose
Guenhwyvar, Tel Aviv
Hank Green, Cyberspace
Heath Shuler, Cyberspace
Infinite Grover, San Jose
James Raynor, Columbus
James William Sawyer, Washington
JaromÃr JÃ¡gr, Omsk
Jeff Beukeboom, Omsk
Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond, Baltimore
Jenna Mourey, Cyberspace
Jill Goodacre, Seattle
John Cabot, Columbus
John Patrick Ryan, Washington
Jose Rene Higuita Zapata, Kratovo
Joules Scott-Key, Seattle
Judith, Circus
June Carter Cash, Seattle
Kate Bock, Milan
Kevin Garnett, Baltimore
King of Swamp Castle, Circus
Knight Who Till Recently Said "Ni!", Baltimore
Konda Lord of Eiganjo, Multiverse
Major Teroh, Los Angeles
Matthew Ellis, Washington
Miguel Bernardo Bianquetti, Kratovo
Miikka Kiprusoff, Omsk
Mikey Politano, Los Angeles
Munkustrap, Washington
Olli-Pekka Laine, Seattle
Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, Seattle
Othello, Stratford
Paolo Maldini, Kratovo
Patrik Elias, on waivers
Paul Ramadier, Paddington/on waivers
Paul Rudd, Tel Aviv
Peter, Paddington/on waivers
Phil Dunphy, Los Angeles
Prince Herbert, Circus
Raven Baxter, Los Angeles
Ray Clemence, Kratovo
Reality Winner, Los Angeles
Ricky Rubio, Baltimore
Rip Van Winkle, Vancouver
Rolando Johnson, Cyberspace
Romee Strijd, Milan
Ron Crumpton, Vancouver
Ronnie Wood, Paddington
Roy Mitchell-Cardenas, Seattle
Ryusei the Falling Star, Multiverse
Samuel Champlain, Columbus
Sivitri Scarzam, Multiverse
Snoop Dogg, Compton
Sting, on waivers
Sune Rose Wagner, on waivers
Taffarel, Kratovo
Takeno Samurai General, Multiverse
Thrall Son of Durotan, Columbus
Tobias Andrion, on waivers
Tommie Frazier, Stratford
Tony Abbott, Sao Paulo
Vita Sidorkina, Los Angeles

Middle Relievers

Barbara Palvin, Milan
Bianca Balti, Milan
Cedric Bixler-Zavala, Seattle
Charles Lincoln Neal III, on waivers
Commodus, Sao Paulo
Deron Williams, Baltimore
Eddie Thomas, on waivers
Eleonora Pons, on waivers
Elizabeth McCord, Washington
Emmanuelle Chriqui, Tel Aviv
Felicia Day, Cyberspace
Flavius, Kratovo
Ice-T, Los Angeles/on waivers
Iola Morton, Paddington/Stratford
John Keeler, Washington
Josh Smith, Baltimore
Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, Sao Paulo
Kiki-Jiki Mirror Breaker, Multiverse
Leeroy Jenkins, Seattle
Linus Van Pelt, Vancouver
Lionel Hollins, Baltimore
Maggie Hassan, Sao Paulo
Massimiliano Alajmo, Omsk
Nath of the Gilt-Leaf, Circus
Ner'zhul, Columbus
Rachel, Tel Aviv
Raven Tracy, Milan
Saint Schwing, on waivers
Sassy C, Compton
Shitavious Cook, San Jose
Sir Francis Drake, on waivers
Sir Robin the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, Circus
Stan, Circus
Tailor of Gloucester, Paddington
Titania, Stratford
Ulf Samuelsson, on waivers
Uncle Henry, Paddington
Zoot, Kratovo

Relief Pitchers

2D, Tel Aviv
Abel Tasman, Columbus
Al Horford, Baltimore
Alex Dunphy, Los Angeles
Alexi Stukov, Columbus
Alison Brie, Tel Aviv
Alm-Uncle, Sao Paulo
Alonzo, Los Angeles
Amerigo Vespucci, Columbus
Andre Marie, Paddington/Paddington
Arcturus Mengsk, Columbus
Baby-D, Compton
Ben Simmons, Baltimore
Ben Stiller, Paddington
Bo Krsmanovic, Milan
Booker Baxter, Kratovo
Calico Briggs, Washington
Candice Huffine, Multiverse
Chris Bosh, Baltimore
Cindy Bruna, Milan
Ciro Ferrera, Kratovo
Daniel Boulud, Omsk
Daniel James Howell, Cyberspace
Dario Saric, on waivers
Desdemona, Stratford/on waivers
Dominik HaÅ¡ek, Omsk
Dorothy Gale, Paddington
Dr. Shark Bird, San Jose
Duffy McSwiggin, San Jose
Ed O'Neill, Sao Paulo
Erick Sermon, Compton
Fatima Siad, Kratovo
Franco Baresi, Seattle
Friedrich Koncilia, Los Angeles
Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett, Los Angeles
Gemma Ward, Stratford
Geoff Petrie, Baltimore
Glinda, Paddington
Guildenstern, Stratford
Harrison Ford, Circus
Harvey Keitel, Tel Aviv
Huckleberry Finn, on waivers
Hyacinth Bucket, on waivers
I-Perfection Harris, San Jose
Incontinentia Buttocks, Circus
Itchy, Washington
Jack Charlton, Los Angeles
Jacques Songo'o, Kratovo
Janeane Garofalo, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Janne Niinimaa, Omsk
Joao Justino Amaral dos Santos, Kratovo
KRS-One, Compton
Karl-Anthony Towns, Baltimore
Kel'Thuzad, Columbus
Ki-Jana Carter, Vancouver
Kira Great Glass Spinner, Multiverse
Larry Vanover, on waivers
Leomie Anderson, Milan
Ma$e, Compton
Maga Traitor to Mortals, Compton
Mamé Adjei, Milan
Mandy Cohen, Compton
Margo Reuten, on waivers
Markelle Fultz, Baltimore
Martin Van Buren, Vancouver
Massimo Bottura, on waivers
Matt Bruce, Los Angeles
Melody Margaret Grant, Washington
Meriwether Lewis, Columbus
Michelle Phan, Cyberspace
Mindy St. Claire, on waivers
Nehemiah Scudder, Washington
Nikola Pekovic, Stratford
Olivia Culpo, Milan
Ozma, Paddington
Paris London, Compton
Peter Rabbit, Seattle
Popular Front, Compton
Rachel Berry, on waivers
Raj Koothrappali, Sao Paulo
Reg, Circus
Rocket Ismail, Vancouver
Ron Sutter, Omsk
Roo, Los Angeles/on waivers
Rose Bertram, Milan
Rumpus Cat, Washington
Sakashima the Imposter, Multiverse
Sandy Koufax, Tel Aviv
Sarah Michelle Gellar, Stratford
Sensei Golden-Tail, Multiverse
Seth Rogen, Sao Paulo
Simpkin, Paddington
Simply Invincible, Vancouver
Sir Lancelot the Brave, Circus/on waivers
Solomon, Tel Aviv
Superfruit, Cyberspace
Teppo Numminen, Omsk
The Unspeakable, on waivers
Tim, San Jose
Tim Allen, Sao Paulo
Tim Wheeler, Seattle
Tommy Pickles, Tel Aviv
Uther Lightbringer, on waivers
Valdas Adamkus, Sao Paulo
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., Vancouver
Vanilla Dong, San Jose
Wicked Witch of the West, Paddington
Will Ferrell, Sao Paulo
Willow Rosenberg, Tel Aviv
Winston Noble, Washington
Zo-Zu the Punisher, Multiverse