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SimBase Players, Year 75

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By position: c | 1b | 2b | 3b | ss | lf | cf | rf | sp | mr | rp

2D, rp, Tel Aviv/Sao Paulo

Aaron, 1b, Tel Aviv
Abel Tasman, rp, Columbus
Abraham Van Helsing, lf, Vancouver
Adam Goldberg, mr, Los Angeles
Adrien Brody, 1b, Tel Aviv/Sao Paulo/on waivers
Al Horford, rp, Baltimore
Aleksandr Zavarov, c, Kratovo
Alex Dunphy, rp, Los Angeles
Alexi Stukov, rp, Columbus
Alicia Machado, c, Milan/San Jose
Alison Brie, rp, Tel Aviv/Sao Paulo
Allie Brosh, cf, Cyberspace
Alm-Uncle, rp, on waivers
Alonzo, rp, on waivers
Alx James, lf, Cyberspace
Amanda Miranda Panda, rf, Seattle
Amelia Earhart, sp, Columbus
Amerigo Vespucci, rp, Columbus
Amy Farrah Fowler, 3b, Sao Paulo
Andre Marie, rp, Paddington
Andrew McKeag, cf, Washington
Andy Brandy Casagrande IV, ss, San Jose
Andy Hertzfeld, rf, Sao Paulo/Tel Aviv
Angie Harmon, 3b, on waivers
Anne Shirley, sp, Paddington/Los Angeles
Anthony Thompson, ss, Vancouver
Antipholus of Ephesus, 1b, Kratovo
Antipholus of Syracuse, 3b, Stratford
Anub'arak, rf, Circus
Arabian Prince, c, Compton
Archangel Avacyn, c, on waivers
Archimonde, mr, Kratovo
Arcturus Mengsk, rp, Columbus
Armin van Buuren, 1b, Vancouver
Arthas Menethil, lf, Columbus
Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson, rf, Tel Aviv
Arthur Wilson One, 1b, Circus/on waivers
Arthur Wilson Two, lf, on waivers
Arvydas Sabonis, 1b, Baltimore
Assumption Bulltron, rp, San Jose
Aunt Em, 2b, Paddington

B.J. Smegma, 3b, on waivers
Baal, rp, Columbus
Baby-D, rp, Compton
Badger, rp, Paddington
Barbara Palvin, mr, Milan
Bartolomeo Dias, c, Columbus
Baskerville Holmes, sp, San Jose
Ben Bernanke, sp, Tel Aviv
Ben Lee, rf, Sao Paulo
Ben Pepper, rf, Omsk
Ben Simmons, rp, Baltimore
Ben Stiller, rp, Circus
Bianca Balti, mr, Milan
Bilinda Butcher, ss, Kratovo/on waivers
Bill Walton, 1b, Baltimore
Billy Cunningham, c, Baltimore
Bo Krsmanovic, rp, Milan
Bonaventure Djonkep, 1b, on waivers
Booker Baxter, rp, on waivers
Brabantio, lf, Los Angeles/on waivers
Bree Sharp, ss, Seattle
Bregje Heinen, sp, Milan
Brent Sutter, 1b, Omsk
Brian, sp, Circus
Brian Kernighan, 2b, Sao Paulo/Tel Aviv
Brutus, rf, Kratovo
Busta Rhymes, sp, Stratford
Buzz Aldrin, 2b, Columbus
Bárbara Seixas, 2b, Circus

Caliban, lf, Stratford
Calico Briggs, rp, on waivers
Calpurnia, rf, on waivers
Cameron Dallas, ss, Cyberspace
Cameron Tucker, 2b, Los Angeles
Candace Payne, rf, Omsk
Candice Huffine, rp, Multiverse/on waivers
Cardinal Biggles, ss, Circus
Casper Lee, 1b, Cyberspace
Cassius, sp, Stratford/on waivers
Cat Morgan, cf, on waivers
Cedric Bixler-Zavala, mr, Seattle
Charles Joseph McDonnell, cf, Cyberspace
Charles Logan, ss, on waivers
Charles Van Doren, sp, Vancouver
Charlie Watts, c, Milan
Chase Carter, sp, Milan
Chelsea Daniels, 1b, Los Angeles
Cherries Waffles Tennis, c, San Jose
Chester Bennington, 1b, Seattle
Chidi Anagonye, sp, Los Angeles
Chillie Poon, cf, San Jose
Chris Bosh, rp, Baltimore
Chris Carrabba, c, Seattle
Chris Collingwood, cf, Baltimore
Christopher Robin, c, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Cindy Bruna, rp, Milan
Ciro Ferrera, rp, Circus
Claire Dunphy, c, San Jose
Claudio Caniggia, 3b, Kratovo
Cliff Hagan, lf, on waivers
Cliff Robinson, cf, Baltimore
Clinton Hinton, 1b, San Jose/Milan
Clyde Drexler, c, Baltimore
Colleen Ballinger, sp, Cyberspace
Colm O Ciosoig, cf, Seattle
Commodus, mr, on waivers
Constance Jablonski, rf, Milan
Coriolanus Snow, 1b, Washington
Cory Baxter, ss, Los Angeles
Courtney Rose, sp, on waivers
Craven Knight, rf, on waivers
Curly Howard, sp, Tel Aviv

DJ Hollywood, ss, Compton
Dallas Ennema, ss, San Jose
Daniel Boulud, rp, Omsk
Daniel James Howell, rp, Cyberspace
Danielle Bregoli, c, on waivers
Danielle Harrington, ss, Compton
Daren Puppa, 2b, Omsk
Darren Aronofsky, rf, Paddington
Dave Dederer, c, on waivers
Dave Snuggerud, cf, Omsk
David, sp, Tel Aviv
David KrejÄÃ, sp, Seattle
Davide Scabin, sp, Omsk
Davie Pepper, c, Paddington
Deron Williams, mr, Baltimore
Diablo, ss, Columbus
Diana Barry, sp, Paddington
Dolph Schayes, 3b, Baltimore
Dominik HaÅ¡ek, rp, Omsk
Dorothy Gale, rp, Paddington
Doug Collins, lf, Baltimore
Dr. Loki Skylizard, 1b, San Jose
Dr. Shark Bird, rp, on waivers
Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, c, Washington
Dre Johnson, cf, Los Angeles
Dres, 2b, Cyberspace
Dromio of Ephesus, 1b, Stratford
Duffy McSwiggin, rp, San Jose

Ed O'Neill, rp, Sao Paulo
Eddie Huang, sp, Los Angeles
Eddie Van Halen, cf, Seattle
Edita Vilkeviciute, ss, Milan
Eeyore, 1b, Seattle
Egeon, sp, Paddington/on waivers
Eleanor Shellstrop, rf, Los Angeles
Elesh Norn, 2b, Multiverse
Elizabeth McCord, mr, Washington
Emanuela de Paula, cf, Milan
Emeril Lagasse, c, Omsk
Emmanuelle Chriqui, mr, Tel Aviv
Emperor, 1b, Paddington
Erayo Soratami Ascendent, lf, Multiverse
Erich Von Drygalski, lf, Columbus
Erick Sermon, rp, Compton
Erika Heynatz, ss, Milan
Erin Burnett, ss, Sao Paulo
Ernest Shackleton, rf, Columbus
Esa Tikkanen, sp, Omsk
Eugene Kranz, ss, Columbus
Excellent Raymond, cf, San Jose

Fatima Siad, rp, Kratovo
Felicia Day, mr, Cyberspace
Felipe Calderon, sp, Sao Paulo/Tel Aviv
Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, sp, Cyberspace
Flavious Coffee, sp, San Jose
Flavius, mr, Kratovo
Foxes, 1b, Circus
Francis Drake, ss, Paddington
Francis J. Underwood, c, Washington
Franco Baresi, rp, Seattle
Franco Causio, 3b, Stratford
Fred VanVleet, rp, Vancouver
Friedrich Koncilia, rp, Los Angeles
Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett, rp, Los Angeles
Fumiko the Lowblood, lf, Multiverse

GZA, sp, Compton
Gabriel Omar Batistuta, 2b, Kratovo
Gaby Dunn, 1b, Cyberspace
Gay Straite, 3b, San Jose
Gemma Ward, rp, Stratford
Geoff Petrie, rp, Baltimore
George McGinnis, rf, Baltimore
George Sears, rp, Washington
George Vancouver, cf, Vancouver
Gerald Broflovski, rf, on waivers
Gertrude, cf, on waivers
Gervaise Brook-Hampster, ss, Circus
Gheorghe Hagi, lf, Kratovo
Ghostface Killah, rp, Compton
Gia Carangi, 2b, Milan
Gil Eanes, lf, Tel Aviv
Giselle Lazzarato, lf, Cyberspace
Glinda, rp, Paddington
Gloria Delgado, c, Los Angeles
Grandmaster Caz, cf, Compton
Greta Van Susteren, 1b, on waivers
Gretel Brinker, c, Multiverse
Grom Hellscream, 3b, Columbus
Guenhwyvar, sp, Tel Aviv/Sao Paulo
Guildenstern, rp, Stratford
Guillermo Mendizabal Sanchez, 1b, Stratford
Gus Van Sant, 3b, Vancouver
Gustavo Moscoso Huencho, 3b, on waivers

Hal Greer, ss, Baltimore
Haley Dunphy, cf, Los Angeles
Hamlet, 2b, Stratford
Hank Green, sp, Cyberspace
Hannah Ferguson, lf, Milan
Hannah Hart, rp, Cyberspace
Harrison Ford, rp, Circus
Harry "Snapper" Organs, cf, Circus
Harry Gregg, c, Kratovo
Harvey Keitel, rp, Tel Aviv
Havoc, c, on waivers
Heath Shuler, sp, Sao Paulo/Multiverse
Henry Hudson, 2b, Circus
Henry Roarke, rf, Washington
Henry Wensleydale, 3b, Tel Aviv
Hugo Sánchez Márquez, cf, Kratovo

I-Perfection Harris, rp, San Jose
Idina Menzel, cf, on waivers
Ill Bill, 2b, Compton
Illidan Stormrage, c, Columbus
Incontinentia Buttocks, rp, Circus
Infinite Grover, sp, San Jose
Inspectah Deck, rp, Compton
Iola Morton, mr, Stratford
Isaac Newton Van Nuys, 2b, Vancouver
Isao Enlightened Bushi, rf, Stratford
Itchy, rp, Washington

Jace Ingenious Mind-Mage, mr, on waivers
Jace Lasek, rf, on waivers
Jace Memory Adept, sp, Los Angeles/Paddington
Jace Vryn's Prodigy, c, Multiverse
Jace the Living Guildpact, c, on waivers
Jace the Mind Sculptor, sp, Multiverse
Jack Charlton, rp, Los Angeles
Jack the Giant Killer, sp, Paddington
Jacques Songo'o, rp, Kratovo
Jaina Proudmoore, 3b, on waivers
James Beard, cf, Omsk
James Marshall, c, Washington
James Raynor, sp, Columbus
James Van Ness, cf, Vancouver
James William Sawyer, sp, Washington
Jan van Eyck, rf, Vancouver
Janne Niinimaa, rp, Omsk
JaromÃr JÃ¡gr, sp, Omsk
Jason Finn, rp, Washington
Jason Mendoza, c, Los Angeles
Jason Ritter, lf, Sao Paulo
Jay Pritchett, 3b, Los Angeles
Jazzi Barnum-Bobb, 1b, San Jose
Jean-Claude Van Damme, c, Vancouver
Jeff Beukeboom, sp, Omsk
Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond, sp, Baltimore
Jenna Mourey, sp, Cyberspace
Jenny Slate, cf, Kratovo
Jeravicious Raven, 3b, San Jose
Jeru the Damaja, rf, Compton
Jesus Christ, mr, Paddington
Jill Goodacre, sp, on waivers
Jiro Ono, lf, Omsk
JiÅ™Ã Å lÃ©gr, rf, Omsk
Joao Justino Amaral dos Santos, rp, Stratford
Joe Johnson, c, Baltimore
Joel Embiid, cf, Baltimore
Joel Pepper, c, Tel Aviv/Sao Paulo
John Cabot, sp, Columbus
John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., ss, Sao Paulo
John Keeler, mr, Washington
John Patrick Ryan, sp, Washington
John Popper, 3b, Seattle
John Slattery, 3b, Omsk
Johnny Rep, lf, Los Angeles
Jonah Hill, rf, Tel Aviv
Jose Rene Higuita Zapata, sp, Kratovo
Josh Smith, mr, on waivers
Joules Scott-Key, sp, Seattle
Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, mr, Sao Paulo
Judd Apatow, ss, Tel Aviv
Judith, sp, Circus
Julius Caesar, c, Stratford/Milan
Julius Erving, c, Seattle
June Carter Cash, sp, Seattle

KRS-One, rp, Compton
Kael'thas Sunstrider, 2b, Columbus
Kanga, ss, Tel Aviv/Sao Paulo
Karl-Anthony Towns, rp, Baltimore
Kataki War's Wage, cf, Multiverse
Kate Bock, sp, Milan
Katrina Kaif, 3b, Milan
Kayode Ewumi, 3b, Cyberspace
Keiga the Tide Star, 3b, Multiverse
Kel'Thuzad, rp, Columbus
Kevin Garnett, sp, on waivers
Kevin Love, lf, Seattle
Ki-Jana Carter, rp, Vancouver
Kiki-Jiki Mirror Breaker, mr, Multiverse
Kimmy Schmidt, rf, Los Angeles
King of Swamp Castle, sp, Circus
Kira Great Glass Spinner, rp, Multiverse
Knight Who Till Recently Said "Ni!", sp, Baltimore
Kokusho the Evening Star, rf, Multiverse
Konda Lord of Eiganjo, sp, Multiverse
Kree Harrison, c, Vancouver
Krusty the Clown, 2b, Tel Aviv

LaMonte Nielson, 1b, Washington
Lais Ribero, rf, Milan/Stratford
Laura Priscilla Montez, lf, Washington
Leeroy Jenkins, mr, Seattle
Leomie Anderson, rp, Milan
Let's Get Ready To Rumble, cf, Stratford
Lieutenant Kirtar, cf, Kratovo
Lin Chi-Ling, rf, Milan
Lin Sivvi, rf, Multiverse
Lin-Manuel Miranda, 2b, Sao Paulo
Linus Van Pelt, mr, Vancouver
Lionel Hollins, mr, Baltimore
Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, mr, Vancouver
Ludwig van Beethoven, c, Vancouver

MC Ren, 1b, on waivers
Ma$e, rp, Compton
Mack 10, 1b, Compton
Maga Traitor to Mortals, rp, on waivers
Maggie Hassan, mr, Sao Paulo
Major Teroh, sp, Los Angeles
Mamrie Hart, sp, Cyberspace
Mamé Adjei, rp, Milan
Mandy Cohen, rp, Stratford
Manmeet Colon, c, on waivers
Manny Delgado, 3b, San Jose
Marc Wilmots, 2b, Kratovo
Marcel Rodriguez-Lopez, 3b, Seattle
Marco van Basten, cf, Kratovo
Mario Van Peebles, 1b, Vancouver
Mark Antony, 3b, Stratford
Markelle Fultz, rp, Baltimore
Marloes Horst, 3b, Milan
Martin Van Buren, rp, Vancouver
Mary Lennox, lf, Circus
Massimiliano Alajmo, mr, Omsk
Matt Bruce, rp, Los Angeles
Matthew Cuthbert, c, Multiverse
Matthew Ellis, sp, Washington
Maurice Cheeks, c, Baltimore
Maurice Lucas, ss, Baltimore
Megan Gale, 1b, Milan
Megan Williams, 3b, Milan
Melody Margaret Grant, rp, Washington
Meloku the Clouded Mirror, 2b, Multiverse
Mephisto, sp, Columbus
Meriwether Lewis, rp, Columbus
Method Man, rp, Compton
Michael "Bruce" Baldwin, cf, Circus
Michael Landon, lf, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Michelle Phan, rp, Cyberspace
Mighty Fine, ss, San Jose
Miguel Bernardo Bianquetti, sp, Kratovo
Miikka Kiprusoff, sp, Omsk
Mikey Politano, sp, Los Angeles
Milhouse Van Houten, 1b, Vancouver
Milkshake Duck, rf, Cyberspace
Mister Blue Sky, c, Sao Paulo
Misty K. Snow, 3b, on waivers
Mitchell Pritchett, ss, Los Angeles
Moe Howard, lf, Tel Aviv/Sao Paulo
Mole, lf, Paddington
Moses Malone, 1b, Baltimore
Mr. Pither, 2b, Circus
Munkustrap, sp, on waivers
Murellus, 2b, Stratford
Myla Dalbesio, rf, Sao Paulo/on waivers

Natalie Galkina, 1b, Columbus
Nath of the Gilt-Leaf, mr, Circus
Necro, cf, Compton
Nehemiah Scudder, rp, Washington
Nejib Ghommidh, 3b, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Ner'zhul, mr, Columbus
Nestor Combin, 2b, on waivers
Nia Baxter, lf, on waivers
Nigel Incubator-Jones, c, Circus
Nikola Pekovic, rp, on waivers
Nina Persson, 2b, Seattle
Noah Daniels, 2b, Washington
Noah Puckerman, cf, on waivers
Noodle, 3b, on waivers
Notorious B.I.G., lf, Circus

Ol' Dirty Bastard, rp, Compton
Ole Lukoje, c, Stratford
Olivia Culpo, rp, Milan
Olivia Newton-John, lf, Seattle
Olli-Pekka Laine, sp, Seattle/on waivers
Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, sp, Seattle
Osvaldo Ardiles, ss, Kratovo
Othello, sp, Stratford
Ozma, rp, Paddington

Paolo Maldini, sp, Kratovo
Paris London, rp, on waivers
Paul Rudd, sp, Tel Aviv
Pete Conrad, cf, Columbus
Peter Billingsley, rf, Sao Paulo
Peter Rabbit, rp, Seattle
Phil Dunphy, sp, Los Angeles
Philip Glass, c, on waivers
Philip Michael Lester, ss, on waivers
Polonius, ss, Stratford
Popular Front, rp, on waivers
Prince Herbert, sp, Circus
Priyanka Chopra, lf, Stratford/on waivers
Prodigy, 1b, San Jose

RZA, mr, Compton
Rachel, mr, on waivers
Radek Bonk, 3b, Omsk
Radek DvoÅ™Ã¡k, rf, Omsk
Radek Faksa, rp, Omsk
Raekwon, sp, Compton
Raj Koothrappali, rp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Randall Munroe, ss, Cyberspace
Randy Quaid, rf, Sao Paulo
Rat, 2b, Paddington
Raven Baxter, sp, Los Angeles
Raven Tracy, mr, on waivers
Raven-Symone Pearson, rf, Seattle
Ravenous Baloth, cf, Multiverse
Ray Clemence, sp, Kratovo
Raymond Luxury Yacht, 3b, Cyberspace
Reality Winner, sp, Los Angeles
Rebecca Gayheart, lf, on waivers
Reg, sp, Circus
Renee Alway, ss, on waivers
Rhett James McLaughlin, ss, Cyberspace
Rich Sutter, ss, Omsk
Ricky Rubio, sp, Baltimore
Rip Van Winkle, sp, Vancouver
Robert Anderson Van Wyck, ss, Vancouver
Robert Patrick, 3b, Sao Paulo
Robin van Persie, 2b, Kratovo
Rocket Ismail, rp, Vancouver
Rocky Porco, sp, on waivers
Roger Milla, c, Kratovo/on waivers
Rokhan, 3b, on waivers
Rolando Johnson, sp, Cyberspace
Romario de Souza Faria, rf, Kratovo
Romee Strijd, sp, Milan
Ron Crumpton, sp, on waivers
Ron Obvious, 3b, Circus
Ron Sutter, rp, Omsk
Ronnie Wood, sp, Paddington
Rose Bertram, rp, Milan/Stratford
Roy Mitchell-Cardenas, sp, Seattle
Rumpus Cat, rp, Washington
Runaway Bunny, ss, Paddington
Ruud Gullit, cf, Kratovo
Ryusei the Falling Star, sp, Multiverse

Sakashima the Imposter, rp, Multiverse
Samuel Champlain, sp, on waivers
Sandy Irvine, 2b, Columbus
Sandy Koufax, rp, Tel Aviv
Sara Foster, ss, on waivers
Sarabi, cf, Washington
Sarah Koenig, cf, Cyberspace
Sarah Michelle Gellar, rp, Stratford
Sarah Silverman, c, on waivers
Sassy C, mr, Compton
Saul, ss, Multiverse
Scarecrow, 3b, Paddington
Scarface, 2b, Compton
Scholastique Koolimo, 1b, San Jose
Scott La Rock, 2b, Compton
Selina Meyer, cf, Los Angeles
Sensei Golden-Tail, rp, Multiverse
Seth Rogen, rp, Sao Paulo
Shane Dawson, c, Cyberspace
Sharin Foo, lf, Seattle
Sheila Broflovski, 3b, Tel Aviv/Sao Paulo
Shia LaBoeuf, rf, Tel Aviv
Shitavious Cook, mr, San Jose
Shock G, 2b, on waivers
Silver Bronzo, 2b, San Jose
Simpkin, rp, Paddington
Simply Invincible, rp, Vancouver
Sir Robin the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, mr, Circus
Sivitri Scarzam, sp, Multiverse
Skee-Lo, rf, Compton
Snoop Dogg, sp, Compton
Snow White, sp, Paddington
Solinus, rf, Stratford
Solomon, rp, Tel Aviv
Stan, mr, Circus
Stan Van Gundy, lf, Vancouver
Stelmaria, lf, Washington
Stephano, rf, on waivers
Suki Waterhouse, 2b, Milan
Superfruit, rp, Cyberspace
Superintendent Parrot, c, Circus
Suzanne Cryer, cf, Sao Paulo
Sweet Orefice, 2b, San Jose
Sycorax, rf, Stratford

Taco B.M. Monster, rf, Sao Paulo
Taffarel, sp, Kratovo
Taffy Dale, ss, Seattle
Tahani Al-Jamil, c, Compton
Tailor of Gloucester, mr, Paddington
Takeno Samurai General, sp, Multiverse
Tassadar, 2b, Paddington
Teppo Numminen, rp, Omsk
Terry Porter, cf, Baltimore
Thomas Adam Kirkman, sp, Washington
Thomas J. Whitmore, 3b, Washington
Thomas James Ridgewell, cf, Cyberspace
Thrall Son of Durotan, sp, Columbus
Tim, rp, San Jose
Tim Allen, rp, Sao Paulo
Tim Wheeler, rp, Seattle
Titania, mr, Stratford
Tommie Frazier, sp, Stratford
Tommy Pickles, rp, Tel Aviv
Tone-Loc, c, Compton
Tony Abbott, sp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Toto, 2b, Paddington
True Sweetster, cf, San Jose
Tyler Oakley, rf, on waivers
Tyrande Whisperwind, 1b, Columbus

Ulysses Delano Fitzgerald Milhous Pinky, 3b, Washington
Uncle Henry, mr, Paddington
Uyo Silent Prophet, 3b, Multiverse

Valdas Adamkus, rp, Sao Paulo
Van Jones, rf, Multiverse
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., rp, Vancouver
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., lf, Vancouver
Vanilla Dong, rp, San Jose
Vince Gilligan, 2b, Sao Paulo
Vincent D'Onofrio, ss, Omsk
Vincent Van Gogh, rf, Vancouver
Vita Sidorkina, sp, on waivers
Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith, 2b, Circus

Wicked Witch of the East, cf, Paddington
Wicked Witch of the West, rp, on waivers
Will Ferrell, rp, Sao Paulo
Will Truman, lf, Compton
Willow Rosenberg, rp, Tel Aviv
Winnie the Pooh, cf, on waivers
Winston Noble, rp, Washington
Wizard of Oz, cf, Paddington
Wolfgang Van Halen, ss, Seattle

Yosei the Morning Star, ss, Multiverse

Zach Braff, cf, Tel Aviv
Zach Rogue, cf, Stratford
Zarley Zalapski, 1b, Omsk
Zdenek Nehoda, c, Kratovo/Kratovo
Zebediah Kilgrave, 2b, Washington
Zo-Zu the Punisher, rp, Multiverse
Zoot, mr, Kratovo

By position

Catchers

Aleksandr Zavarov, Kratovo
Alicia Machado, Milan/San Jose
Arabian Prince, Compton
Archangel Avacyn, on waivers
Bartolomeo Dias, Columbus
Billy Cunningham, Baltimore
Charlie Watts, Milan
Cherries Waffles Tennis, San Jose
Chris Carrabba, Seattle
Christopher Robin, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Claire Dunphy, San Jose
Clyde Drexler, Baltimore
Danielle Bregoli, on waivers
Dave Dederer, on waivers
Davie Pepper, Paddington
Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, Washington
Emeril Lagasse, Omsk
Francis J. Underwood, Washington
Gloria Delgado, Los Angeles
Gretel Brinker, Multiverse
Harry Gregg, Kratovo
Havoc, on waivers
Illidan Stormrage, Columbus
Jace Vryn's Prodigy, Multiverse
Jace the Living Guildpact, on waivers
James Marshall, Washington
Jason Mendoza, Los Angeles
Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vancouver
Joe Johnson, Baltimore
Joel Pepper, Tel Aviv/Sao Paulo
Julius Caesar, Stratford/Milan
Julius Erving, Seattle
Kree Harrison, Vancouver
Ludwig van Beethoven, Vancouver
Manmeet Colon, on waivers
Matthew Cuthbert, Multiverse
Maurice Cheeks, Baltimore
Mister Blue Sky, Sao Paulo
Nigel Incubator-Jones, Circus
Ole Lukoje, Stratford
Philip Glass, on waivers
Roger Milla, Kratovo/on waivers
Sarah Silverman, on waivers
Shane Dawson, Cyberspace
Superintendent Parrot, Circus
Tahani Al-Jamil, Compton
Tone-Loc, Compton
Zdenek Nehoda, Kratovo/Kratovo

First Basemen

Aaron, Tel Aviv
Adrien Brody, Tel Aviv/Sao Paulo/on waivers
Antipholus of Ephesus, Kratovo
Armin van Buuren, Vancouver
Arthur Wilson One, Circus/on waivers
Arvydas Sabonis, Baltimore
Bill Walton, Baltimore
Bonaventure Djonkep, on waivers
Brent Sutter, Omsk
Casper Lee, Cyberspace
Chelsea Daniels, Los Angeles
Chester Bennington, Seattle
Clinton Hinton, San Jose/Milan
Coriolanus Snow, Washington
Dr. Loki Skylizard, San Jose
Dromio of Ephesus, Stratford
Eeyore, Seattle
Emperor, Paddington
Foxes, Circus
Gaby Dunn, Cyberspace
Greta Van Susteren, on waivers
Guillermo Mendizabal Sanchez, Stratford
Jazzi Barnum-Bobb, San Jose
LaMonte Nielson, Washington
MC Ren, on waivers
Mack 10, Compton
Mario Van Peebles, Vancouver
Megan Gale, Milan
Milhouse Van Houten, Vancouver
Moses Malone, Baltimore
Natalie Galkina, Columbus
Prodigy, San Jose
Scholastique Koolimo, San Jose
Tyrande Whisperwind, Columbus
Zarley Zalapski, Omsk

Second Basemen

Aunt Em, Paddington
Brian Kernighan, Sao Paulo/Tel Aviv
Buzz Aldrin, Columbus
Bárbara Seixas, Circus
Cameron Tucker, Los Angeles
Daren Puppa, Omsk
Dres, Cyberspace
Elesh Norn, Multiverse
Gabriel Omar Batistuta, Kratovo
Gia Carangi, Milan
Hamlet, Stratford
Henry Hudson, Circus
Ill Bill, Compton
Isaac Newton Van Nuys, Vancouver
Kael'thas Sunstrider, Columbus
Krusty the Clown, Tel Aviv
Lin-Manuel Miranda, Sao Paulo
Marc Wilmots, Kratovo
Meloku the Clouded Mirror, Multiverse
Mr. Pither, Circus
Murellus, Stratford
Nestor Combin, on waivers
Nina Persson, Seattle
Noah Daniels, Washington
Rat, Paddington
Robin van Persie, Kratovo
Sandy Irvine, Columbus
Scarface, Compton
Scott La Rock, Compton
Shock G, on waivers
Silver Bronzo, San Jose
Suki Waterhouse, Milan
Sweet Orefice, San Jose
Tassadar, Paddington
Toto, Paddington
Vince Gilligan, Sao Paulo
Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith, Circus
Zebediah Kilgrave, Washington

Third Basemen

Amy Farrah Fowler, Sao Paulo
Angie Harmon, on waivers
Antipholus of Syracuse, Stratford
B.J. Smegma, on waivers
Claudio Caniggia, Kratovo
Dolph Schayes, Baltimore
Franco Causio, Stratford
Gay Straite, San Jose
Grom Hellscream, Columbus
Gus Van Sant, Vancouver
Gustavo Moscoso Huencho, on waivers
Henry Wensleydale, Tel Aviv
Jaina Proudmoore, on waivers
Jay Pritchett, Los Angeles
Jeravicious Raven, San Jose
John Popper, Seattle
John Slattery, Omsk
Katrina Kaif, Milan
Kayode Ewumi, Cyberspace
Keiga the Tide Star, Multiverse
Manny Delgado, San Jose
Marcel Rodriguez-Lopez, Seattle
Mark Antony, Stratford
Marloes Horst, Milan
Megan Williams, Milan
Misty K. Snow, on waivers
Nejib Ghommidh, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Noodle, on waivers
Radek Bonk, Omsk
Raymond Luxury Yacht, Cyberspace
Robert Patrick, Sao Paulo
Rokhan, on waivers
Ron Obvious, Circus
Scarecrow, Paddington
Sheila Broflovski, Tel Aviv/Sao Paulo
Thomas J. Whitmore, Washington
Ulysses Delano Fitzgerald Milhous Pinky, Washington
Uyo Silent Prophet, Multiverse

Shortstops

Andy Brandy Casagrande IV, San Jose
Anthony Thompson, Vancouver
Bilinda Butcher, Kratovo/on waivers
Bree Sharp, Seattle
Cameron Dallas, Cyberspace
Cardinal Biggles, Circus
Charles Logan, on waivers
Cory Baxter, Los Angeles
DJ Hollywood, Compton
Dallas Ennema, San Jose
Danielle Harrington, Compton
Diablo, Columbus
Edita Vilkeviciute, Milan
Erika Heynatz, Milan
Erin Burnett, Sao Paulo
Eugene Kranz, Columbus
Francis Drake, Paddington
Gervaise Brook-Hampster, Circus
Hal Greer, Baltimore
John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., Sao Paulo
Judd Apatow, Tel Aviv
Kanga, Tel Aviv/Sao Paulo
Maurice Lucas, Baltimore
Mighty Fine, San Jose
Mitchell Pritchett, Los Angeles
Osvaldo Ardiles, Kratovo
Philip Michael Lester, on waivers
Polonius, Stratford
Randall Munroe, Cyberspace
Renee Alway, on waivers
Rhett James McLaughlin, Cyberspace
Rich Sutter, Omsk
Robert Anderson Van Wyck, Vancouver
Runaway Bunny, Paddington
Sara Foster, on waivers
Saul, Multiverse
Taffy Dale, Seattle
Vincent D'Onofrio, Omsk
Wolfgang Van Halen, Seattle
Yosei the Morning Star, Multiverse

Left Fielders

Abraham Van Helsing, Vancouver
Alx James, Cyberspace
Arthas Menethil, Columbus
Arthur Wilson Two, on waivers
Brabantio, Los Angeles/on waivers
Caliban, Stratford
Cliff Hagan, on waivers
Doug Collins, Baltimore
Erayo Soratami Ascendent, Multiverse
Erich Von Drygalski, Columbus
Fumiko the Lowblood, Multiverse
Gheorghe Hagi, Kratovo
Gil Eanes, Tel Aviv
Giselle Lazzarato, Cyberspace
Hannah Ferguson, Milan
Jason Ritter, Sao Paulo
Jiro Ono, Omsk
Johnny Rep, Los Angeles
Kevin Love, Seattle
Laura Priscilla Montez, Washington
Mary Lennox, Circus
Michael Landon, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Moe Howard, Tel Aviv/Sao Paulo
Mole, Paddington
Nia Baxter, on waivers
Notorious B.I.G., Circus
Olivia Newton-John, Seattle
Priyanka Chopra, Stratford/on waivers
Rebecca Gayheart, on waivers
Sharin Foo, Seattle
Stan Van Gundy, Vancouver
Stelmaria, Washington
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., Vancouver
Will Truman, Compton

Center Fielders

Allie Brosh, Cyberspace
Andrew McKeag, Washington
Cat Morgan, on waivers
Charles Joseph McDonnell, Cyberspace
Chillie Poon, San Jose
Chris Collingwood, Baltimore
Cliff Robinson, Baltimore
Colm O Ciosoig, Seattle
Dave Snuggerud, Omsk
Dre Johnson, Los Angeles
Eddie Van Halen, Seattle
Emanuela de Paula, Milan
Excellent Raymond, San Jose
George Vancouver, Vancouver
Gertrude, on waivers
Grandmaster Caz, Compton
Haley Dunphy, Los Angeles
Harry "Snapper" Organs, Circus
Hugo Sánchez Márquez, Kratovo
Idina Menzel, on waivers
James Beard, Omsk
James Van Ness, Vancouver
Jenny Slate, Kratovo
Joel Embiid, Baltimore
Kataki War's Wage, Multiverse
Let's Get Ready To Rumble, Stratford
Lieutenant Kirtar, Kratovo
Marco van Basten, Kratovo
Michael "Bruce" Baldwin, Circus
Necro, Compton
Noah Puckerman, on waivers
Pete Conrad, Columbus
Ravenous Baloth, Multiverse
Ruud Gullit, Kratovo
Sarabi, Washington
Sarah Koenig, Cyberspace
Selina Meyer, Los Angeles
Suzanne Cryer, Sao Paulo
Terry Porter, Baltimore
Thomas James Ridgewell, Cyberspace
True Sweetster, San Jose
Wicked Witch of the East, Paddington
Winnie the Pooh, on waivers
Wizard of Oz, Paddington
Zach Braff, Tel Aviv
Zach Rogue, Stratford

Right Fielders

Amanda Miranda Panda, Seattle
Andy Hertzfeld, Sao Paulo/Tel Aviv
Anub'arak, Circus
Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson, Tel Aviv
Ben Lee, Sao Paulo
Ben Pepper, Omsk
Brutus, Kratovo
Calpurnia, on waivers
Candace Payne, Omsk
Constance Jablonski, Milan
Craven Knight, on waivers
Darren Aronofsky, Paddington
Eleanor Shellstrop, Los Angeles
Ernest Shackleton, Columbus
George McGinnis, Baltimore
Gerald Broflovski, on waivers
Henry Roarke, Washington
Isao Enlightened Bushi, Stratford
Jace Lasek, on waivers
Jan van Eyck, Vancouver
Jeru the Damaja, Compton
Jonah Hill, Tel Aviv
Kimmy Schmidt, Los Angeles
Kokusho the Evening Star, Multiverse
Lais Ribero, Milan/Stratford
Lin Chi-Ling, Milan
Lin Sivvi, Multiverse
Milkshake Duck, Cyberspace
Myla Dalbesio, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Peter Billingsley, Sao Paulo
Radek DvoÅ™Ã¡k, Omsk
Randy Quaid, Sao Paulo
Raven-Symone Pearson, Seattle
Romario de Souza Faria, Kratovo
Shia LaBoeuf, Tel Aviv
Skee-Lo, Compton
Solinus, Stratford
Stephano, on waivers
Sycorax, Stratford
Taco B.M. Monster, Sao Paulo
Tyler Oakley, on waivers
Van Jones, Multiverse
Vincent Van Gogh, Vancouver

Starting Pitchers

Amelia Earhart, Columbus
Anne Shirley, Paddington/Los Angeles
Baskerville Holmes, San Jose
Ben Bernanke, Tel Aviv
Bregje Heinen, Milan
Brian, Circus
Busta Rhymes, Stratford
Cassius, Stratford/on waivers
Charles Van Doren, Vancouver
Chase Carter, Milan
Chidi Anagonye, Los Angeles
Colleen Ballinger, Cyberspace
Courtney Rose, on waivers
Curly Howard, Tel Aviv
David, Tel Aviv
David KrejÄÃ, Seattle
Davide Scabin, Omsk
Diana Barry, Paddington
Eddie Huang, Los Angeles
Egeon, Paddington/on waivers
Esa Tikkanen, Omsk
Felipe Calderon, Sao Paulo/Tel Aviv
Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, Cyberspace
Flavious Coffee, San Jose
GZA, Compton
Guenhwyvar, Tel Aviv/Sao Paulo
Hank Green, Cyberspace
Heath Shuler, Sao Paulo/Multiverse
Infinite Grover, San Jose
Jace Memory Adept, Los Angeles/Paddington
Jace the Mind Sculptor, Multiverse
Jack the Giant Killer, Paddington
James Raynor, Columbus
James William Sawyer, Washington
JaromÃr JÃ¡gr, Omsk
Jeff Beukeboom, Omsk
Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond, Baltimore
Jenna Mourey, Cyberspace
Jill Goodacre, on waivers
John Cabot, Columbus
John Patrick Ryan, Washington
Jose Rene Higuita Zapata, Kratovo
Joules Scott-Key, Seattle
Judith, Circus
June Carter Cash, Seattle
Kate Bock, Milan
Kevin Garnett, on waivers
King of Swamp Castle, Circus
Knight Who Till Recently Said "Ni!", Baltimore
Konda Lord of Eiganjo, Multiverse
Major Teroh, Los Angeles
Mamrie Hart, Cyberspace
Matthew Ellis, Washington
Mephisto, Columbus
Miguel Bernardo Bianquetti, Kratovo
Miikka Kiprusoff, Omsk
Mikey Politano, Los Angeles
Munkustrap, on waivers
Olli-Pekka Laine, Seattle/on waivers
Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, Seattle
Othello, Stratford
Paolo Maldini, Kratovo
Paul Rudd, Tel Aviv
Phil Dunphy, Los Angeles
Prince Herbert, Circus
Raekwon, Compton
Raven Baxter, Los Angeles
Ray Clemence, Kratovo
Reality Winner, Los Angeles
Reg, Circus
Ricky Rubio, Baltimore
Rip Van Winkle, Vancouver
Rocky Porco, on waivers
Rolando Johnson, Cyberspace
Romee Strijd, Milan
Ron Crumpton, on waivers
Ronnie Wood, Paddington
Roy Mitchell-Cardenas, Seattle
Ryusei the Falling Star, Multiverse
Samuel Champlain, on waivers
Sivitri Scarzam, Multiverse
Snoop Dogg, Compton
Snow White, Paddington
Taffarel, Kratovo
Takeno Samurai General, Multiverse
Thomas Adam Kirkman, Washington
Thrall Son of Durotan, Columbus
Tommie Frazier, Stratford
Tony Abbott, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Vita Sidorkina, on waivers

Middle Relievers

Adam Goldberg, Los Angeles
Archimonde, Kratovo
Barbara Palvin, Milan
Bianca Balti, Milan
Cedric Bixler-Zavala, Seattle
Commodus, on waivers
Deron Williams, Baltimore
Elizabeth McCord, Washington
Emmanuelle Chriqui, Tel Aviv
Felicia Day, Cyberspace
Flavius, Kratovo
Iola Morton, Stratford
Jace Ingenious Mind-Mage, on waivers
Jesus Christ, Paddington
John Keeler, Washington
Josh Smith, on waivers
Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, Sao Paulo
Kiki-Jiki Mirror Breaker, Multiverse
Leeroy Jenkins, Seattle
Linus Van Pelt, Vancouver
Lionel Hollins, Baltimore
Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, Vancouver
Maggie Hassan, Sao Paulo
Massimiliano Alajmo, Omsk
Nath of the Gilt-Leaf, Circus
Ner'zhul, Columbus
RZA, Compton
Rachel, on waivers
Raven Tracy, on waivers
Sassy C, Compton
Shitavious Cook, San Jose
Sir Robin the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, Circus
Stan, Circus
Tailor of Gloucester, Paddington
Titania, Stratford
Uncle Henry, Paddington
Zoot, Kratovo

Relief Pitchers

2D, Tel Aviv/Sao Paulo
Abel Tasman, Columbus
Al Horford, Baltimore
Alex Dunphy, Los Angeles
Alexi Stukov, Columbus
Alison Brie, Tel Aviv/Sao Paulo
Alm-Uncle, on waivers
Alonzo, on waivers
Amerigo Vespucci, Columbus
Andre Marie, Paddington
Arcturus Mengsk, Columbus
Assumption Bulltron, San Jose
Baal, Columbus
Baby-D, Compton
Badger, Paddington
Ben Simmons, Baltimore
Ben Stiller, Circus
Bo Krsmanovic, Milan
Booker Baxter, on waivers
Calico Briggs, on waivers
Candice Huffine, Multiverse/on waivers
Chris Bosh, Baltimore
Cindy Bruna, Milan
Ciro Ferrera, Circus
Daniel Boulud, Omsk
Daniel James Howell, Cyberspace
Dominik HaÅ¡ek, Omsk
Dorothy Gale, Paddington
Dr. Shark Bird, on waivers
Duffy McSwiggin, San Jose
Ed O'Neill, Sao Paulo
Erick Sermon, Compton
Fatima Siad, Kratovo
Franco Baresi, Seattle
Fred VanVleet, Vancouver
Friedrich Koncilia, Los Angeles
Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett, Los Angeles
Gemma Ward, Stratford
Geoff Petrie, Baltimore
George Sears, Washington
Ghostface Killah, Compton
Glinda, Paddington
Guildenstern, Stratford
Hannah Hart, Cyberspace
Harrison Ford, Circus
Harvey Keitel, Tel Aviv
I-Perfection Harris, San Jose
Incontinentia Buttocks, Circus
Inspectah Deck, Compton
Itchy, Washington
Jack Charlton, Los Angeles
Jacques Songo'o, Kratovo
Janne Niinimaa, Omsk
Jason Finn, Washington
Joao Justino Amaral dos Santos, Stratford
KRS-One, Compton
Karl-Anthony Towns, Baltimore
Kel'Thuzad, Columbus
Ki-Jana Carter, Vancouver
Kira Great Glass Spinner, Multiverse
Leomie Anderson, Milan
Ma$e, Compton
Maga Traitor to Mortals, on waivers
Mamé Adjei, Milan
Mandy Cohen, Stratford
Markelle Fultz, Baltimore
Martin Van Buren, Vancouver
Matt Bruce, Los Angeles
Melody Margaret Grant, Washington
Meriwether Lewis, Columbus
Method Man, Compton
Michelle Phan, Cyberspace
Nehemiah Scudder, Washington
Nikola Pekovic, on waivers
Ol' Dirty Bastard, Compton
Olivia Culpo, Milan
Ozma, Paddington
Paris London, on waivers
Peter Rabbit, Seattle
Popular Front, on waivers
Radek Faksa, Omsk
Raj Koothrappali, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Rocket Ismail, Vancouver
Ron Sutter, Omsk
Rose Bertram, Milan/Stratford
Rumpus Cat, Washington
Sakashima the Imposter, Multiverse
Sandy Koufax, Tel Aviv
Sarah Michelle Gellar, Stratford
Sensei Golden-Tail, Multiverse
Seth Rogen, Sao Paulo
Simpkin, Paddington
Simply Invincible, Vancouver
Solomon, Tel Aviv
Superfruit, Cyberspace
Teppo Numminen, Omsk
Tim, San Jose
Tim Allen, Sao Paulo
Tim Wheeler, Seattle
Tommy Pickles, Tel Aviv
Valdas Adamkus, Sao Paulo
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., Vancouver
Vanilla Dong, San Jose
Wicked Witch of the West, on waivers
Will Ferrell, Sao Paulo
Willow Rosenberg, Tel Aviv
Winston Noble, Washington
Zo-Zu the Punisher, Multiverse