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SimBase Players, Year 76

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By position: c | 1b | 2b | 3b | ss | lf | cf | rf | sp | mr | rp

2D, rp, Sao Paulo

Aaron, 1b, Tel Aviv
Abel Tasman, rp, on waivers
Abraham Van Helsing, lf, Vancouver
Adam Goldberg, mr, Los Angeles
Al Horford, rp, on waivers
Alan Menken, ss, Tel Aviv
Aleksandr Zavarov, c, Kratovo
Alex Dunphy, rp, Los Angeles
Alexi Stukov, rp, Columbus
Alfred Miles, c, Los Angeles
Alicia Machado, c, San Jose
Alison Brie, rp, Sao Paulo
Allie Brosh, cf, Cyberspace
Alx James, lf, Cyberspace/on waivers
Amanda Miranda Panda, rf, Seattle
Amelia Earhart, sp, Columbus
Amerigo Vespucci, rp, Columbus
Amy Farrah Fowler, 3b, Sao Paulo
Andre Marie, rp, Paddington
Andrew McKeag, cf, Washington
André 3000, sp, Compton
Andy Brandy Casagrande IV, ss, San Jose
Andy Hertzfeld, rf, Tel Aviv
Anne Shirley, sp, Los Angeles
Anthony Thompson, ss, Vancouver
Antipholus of Ephesus, 1b, Kratovo
Antipholus of Syracuse, 3b, Stratford
Anub'arak, rf, Circus/Tel Aviv
Arabian Prince, c, Compton
Archimonde, mr, Kratovo
Arcturus Mengsk, rp, Columbus
Armin van Buuren, 1b, Vancouver
Artanis, sp, Columbus
Arthas Menethil, lf, Columbus
Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson, rf, on waivers
Arvydas Sabonis, 1b, Baltimore
Ashley Clements, sp, Cyberspace
Assumption Bulltron, rp, San Jose
Aunt Em, 2b, Paddington

Baal, rp, Columbus
Baby-D, rp, on waivers
Badger, rp, Paddington
Barbara Palvin, mr, Milan
Bartolomeo Dias, c, Columbus
Baskerville Holmes, sp, San Jose
Bears in Chairs, 1b, Paddington
Ben Bernanke, sp, Tel Aviv
Ben Lee, rf, Sao Paulo
Ben Pepper, rf, Omsk
Ben Schwartz, sp, Tel Aviv
Ben Simmons, rp, Baltimore
Ben Stiller, rp, Circus
Bethany Mota, cf, Cyberspace
Bianca Balti, mr, Milan
Big Boi, sp, Compton
Big Gipp, 1b, Compton
Bill Walton, 1b, Baltimore
Billy Cunningham, c, Baltimore
Bo Krsmanovic, rp, Milan
Bonzi Wells, 3b, Baltimore
Brad Shultz, ss, Seattle
Bree Sharp, ss, Seattle
Bregje Heinen, sp, on waivers
Brent Sutter, 1b, Omsk
Brian, sp, Circus/on waivers
Brian Kernighan, 2b, Tel Aviv
Brodarious Hamm, c, San Jose
Brutus, rf, Kratovo
Burm Snart, rp, San Jose
Busta Rhymes, sp, Stratford
Buzz Aldrin, 2b, on waivers
Bárbara Seixas, 2b, Circus

Caliban, lf, Stratford
Cameron Dallas, ss, Cyberspace
Cameron Tucker, 2b, Los Angeles
Candace Payne, rf, on waivers
Cappadonna, 3b, Compton
Cardinal Biggles, ss, Circus
Carla Bruni, lf, Milan
Carlos Alberto Valderrama Palacio, 3b, Kratovo
Casper Lee, 2b, Cyberspace
Cedric Bixler-Zavala, mr, Seattle
Charles Joseph McDonnell, cf, Cyberspace
Charles Van Doren, sp, Vancouver
Charlie Watts, c, Milan
Chase Carter, sp, Milan
Chelsea Daniels, 1b, Los Angeles
Cherries Waffles Tennis, lf, San Jose
Chester Bennington, 1b, Seattle
Chidi Anagonye, sp, Los Angeles
Chief Constable Fire, 2b, Stratford
Chief Superintendent Lookout, lf, Circus
Chillie Poon, cf, San Jose
Chris Bosh, rp, Baltimore
Chris Carrabba, c, Seattle
Chris Collingwood, cf, on waivers
Chrissie Hynde, cf, Seattle
Cindy Bruna, rp, Milan
Ciro Ferrera, rp, Circus
Claire Dunphy, c, San Jose
Claudio Caniggia, 3b, Kratovo
Cliff Robinson, cf, Baltimore
Clinton Hinton, 1b, Milan
Clyde Drexler, cf, Baltimore
Colleen Ballinger, sp, Cyberspace
Colm O Ciosoig, cf, Seattle/Milan
Constance Jablonski, rf, on waivers
Cool Breeze, mr, Compton
Coriolanus Snow, 1b, Washington
Cory Baxter, ss, Los Angeles
Curly Howard, sp, on waivers

DJ Hollywood, ss, Compton
Dallas Ennema, ss, San Jose
Daniel Boulud, rp, Omsk
Daniel James Howell, rp, Cyberspace
Danielle Harrington, ss, Compton
Daren Puppa, 2b, Omsk
Darren Aronofsky, rf, Paddington
Dave Snuggerud, cf, Omsk
David, sp, Tel Aviv
David KrejÄÃ, sp, on waivers
Davide Scabin, sp, Omsk
Davie Pepper, c, on waivers
Dennis Bergkamp, lf, Kratovo
Derek Anderson, c, Baltimore
Deron Williams, mr, on waivers
Diablo, ss, Columbus
Diana Barry, sp, Paddington
Dolph Schayes, 3b, Baltimore
Dominik HaÅ¡ek, rp, Omsk
Dorothy Gale, rp, Paddington
Doug Collins, lf, Baltimore
Dr. Loki Skylizard, 1b, San Jose
Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, c, Washington
Dre Johnson, cf, Los Angeles
Dres, 2b, on waivers
Dromio of Ephesus, 1b, Stratford
Duffy McSwiggin, rp, San Jose

Earn Marks, rp, Los Angeles
Ed O'Neill, rp, Sao Paulo
Eddie Huang, rp, Los Angeles
Eddie Van Halen, cf, Seattle
Edita Vilkeviciute, ss, Milan
Edwin van der Sar, sp, Kratovo
Eeyore, 1b, on waivers
Eleanor Shellstrop, lf, Los Angeles
Elesh Norn, 2b, Multiverse
Elizabeth McCord, mr, Washington
Emanuela de Paula, cf, Milan
Emeril Lagasse, c, Omsk
Emmanuelle Chriqui, mr, Tel Aviv
Emperor, c, Paddington
Erayo Soratami Ascendent, cf, on waivers
Erich Von Drygalski, lf, Columbus
Erick Sermon, rp, Compton
Erika Heynatz, ss, Milan
Erin Burnett, ss, Sao Paulo
Ernest Shackleton, rf, Columbus
Erwin Fuchsbichler, rp, Kratovo
Esa Tikkanen, sp, on waivers
Esther, c, Tel Aviv
Esti Ginzburg, rf, Milan
Eugene Kranz, ss, Columbus
Excellent Raymond, cf, San Jose

Fatima Siad, rp, on waivers
Felicia Day, mr, Cyberspace
Felipe Calderon, sp, Tel Aviv
Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, sp, Stratford
Flavious Coffee, sp, San Jose
Flavius, mr, Kratovo
Foxes, 1b, Circus
Francis Drake, ss, Paddington
Francis J. Underwood, c, Washington
Franco Baresi, rp, Seattle
Franco Causio, 3b, Stratford
Fred VanVleet, rp, Vancouver
Friedrich Koncilia, rp, Los Angeles
Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett, rp, Los Angeles
Fumiko the Lowblood, 1b, Multiverse

GZA, sp, on waivers
Gabriel Omar Batistuta, 2b, Kratovo
Gaby Dunn, 1b, Cyberspace
Gay Straite, 3b, San Jose
Gemma Ward, rp, Stratford
Geoff Petrie, rp, Baltimore
George McGinnis, rf, on waivers
George Sears, rp, Washington
George Vancouver, cf, Vancouver
Gervaise Brook-Hampster, ss, Circus
Gheorghe Hagi, lf, Kratovo
Ghostface Killah, rp, Compton
Gia Carangi, 2b, on waivers
Gil Eanes, lf, Tel Aviv
Giselle Lazzarato, lf, Cyberspace
Glinda, rp, Paddington
Gloria Delgado, c, Los Angeles
Gordon Gekko, c, Washington
Grandmaster Caz, cf, on waivers
Gretel Brinker, c, Multiverse
Grom Hellscream, 3b, Columbus
Guenhwyvar, sp, Sao Paulo
Guildenstern, rp, Stratford
Guillermo Mendizabal Sanchez, 1b, Stratford
Gus Van Sant, 3b, Vancouver

Hal Greer, ss, Baltimore
Haley Dunphy, lf, Los Angeles
Hamlet, 2b, Stratford
Hank Green, sp, Cyberspace
Hannah Ferguson, lf, Milan
Hannah Hart, sp, Cyberspace
Harrison Ford, rp, Circus
Harry "Snapper" Organs, cf, Circus
Harry Gregg, c, Kratovo
Harvey Keitel, rp, Tel Aviv
Heath Shuler, sp, Multiverse/on waivers
Henry Hudson, 2b, Circus
Henry Roarke, rf, Washington
Henry Wensleydale, 3b, Tel Aviv
Highlord Alarak, rf, Columbus
Hugo Sánchez Márquez, cf, Kratovo

I-Perfection Harris, rp, San Jose
Ill Bill, 2b, Compton
Illidan Stormrage, c, Columbus
Incontinentia Buttocks, rp, Circus
Infinite Grover, sp, San Jose
Inspectah Deck, rp, Compton
Iola Morton, mr, on waivers
Isaac Newton Van Nuys, 2b, Vancouver
Isao Enlightened Bushi, rf, Stratford
Itchy, rp, Washington

Jace Memory Adept, sp, Paddington
Jace Vryn's Prodigy, 1b, Multiverse
Jace the Mind Sculptor, sp, Multiverse
Jack Charlton, rp, on waivers
Jack the Giant Killer, sp, Paddington
Jacques Songo'o, rp, Kratovo
James Beard, cf, Omsk
James Marshall, c, Washington
James Raynor, sp, Columbus
James Van Ness, cf, Vancouver
James William Sawyer, sp, Washington
Jan van Eyck, rf, Vancouver
Janne Niinimaa, rp, Omsk
JaromÃr JÃ¡gr, sp, Omsk
Jasmyn Wilkins, rp, Milan
Jason Finn, rp, Washington
Jason Mendoza, c, Los Angeles
Jason Ritter, lf, Sao Paulo
Jay Pritchett, 3b, Los Angeles
Jazzi Barnum-Bobb, cf, San Jose/on waivers
Jean-Claude Van Damme, c, Vancouver
Jeff Beukeboom, sp, Omsk
Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond, sp, Baltimore
Jenna Mourey, sp, Cyberspace
Jenny Slate, cf, Kratovo
Jeravicious Raven, 3b, San Jose
Jeru the Damaja, rf, Compton
Jessica Lee Rose, mr, Cyberspace
Jesus Christ, mr, Paddington
Jiro Ono, lf, Omsk
JiÅ™Ã Å lÃ©gr, rf, Omsk
Joao Justino Amaral dos Santos, rp, Stratford
Joe Johnson, c, on waivers
Joel Embiid, cf, Baltimore
Joel Pepper, c, Sao Paulo
John Cabot, sp, on waivers
John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., ss, Sao Paulo
John Keeler, mr, Washington
John Patrick Ryan, sp, on waivers
John Popper, lf, Seattle
John Slattery, 3b, Omsk
Johnny Combo Player, rp, Multiverse
Johnny Rep, lf, Los Angeles/on waivers
Jonah Hill, rf, Tel Aviv
Jose Rene Higuita Zapata, sp, Kratovo
Josh Gad, rp, Tel Aviv
Joules Scott-Key, sp, Seattle
Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, mr, Sao Paulo
Judd Apatow, ss, Tel Aviv
Judith, sp, Circus
Julius Caesar, c, Milan
Julius Erving, c, Seattle
June Carter Cash, sp, Seattle

KRS-One, rp, Compton
Kael'thas Sunstrider, 2b, Columbus
Kanga, ss, Sao Paulo
Karl-Anthony Towns, rp, Baltimore
Kataki War's Wage, cf, Multiverse
Kate Bock, sp, Milan
Katrina Kaif, 3b, Milan/Seattle
Kayode Ewumi, 3b, Cyberspace
Keiga the Tide Star, 3b, Multiverse
Keith Van Horn, ss, Vancouver
Kel'Thuzad, rp, Columbus
Kevin Love, lf, Seattle
Khujo, ss, on waivers
Ki-Jana Carter, rp, Vancouver
Kiki-Jiki Mirror Breaker, mr, Multiverse
Kimmy Schmidt, rf, Los Angeles
King of Swamp Castle, sp, on waivers
Kira Great Glass Spinner, mr, Multiverse
Knight Who Till Recently Said "Ni!", sp, on waivers
Kokusho the Evening Star, lf, Multiverse/on waivers
Konda Lord of Eiganjo, sp, on waivers
Kree Harrison, c, Vancouver
Krusty the Clown, 2b, Tel Aviv/Circus

LaMonte Nielson, 1b, on waivers
Lais Ribero, lf, Stratford
Laura Priscilla Montez, lf, Washington
Lauren Brie Harding, ss, Milan
Leeroy Jenkins, mr, Seattle
Leomie Anderson, rp, Milan
Leslie Van Houten, 2b, Vancouver
Let's Get Ready To Rumble, cf, Stratford
Lieutenant Kirtar, cf, on waivers
Lin Chi-Ling, rf, Milan
Lin Sivvi, rf, Multiverse
Lin-Manuel Miranda, 2b, Sao Paulo
Linus Van Pelt, mr, Vancouver
Lionel Hollins, mr, Baltimore
Lizzy Caplan, 2b, Tel Aviv
Lucretia Van Horn, sp, Vancouver
Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, mr, Vancouver
Ludwig van Beethoven, c, Vancouver

Ma$e, rp, Compton
Mack 10, 3b, on waivers
Maggie Hassan, mr, Sao Paulo
Major Teroh, sp, Los Angeles
Mamrie Hart, sp, Cyberspace
Mamé Adjei, rp, Milan
Mandy Cohen, rp, Stratford
Manny Delgado, 3b, San Jose
Marc Wilmots, 2b, Kratovo
Marcel Rodriguez-Lopez, 3b, Seattle
Marco van Basten, cf, on waivers
Marek Å½idlickÃ½, sp, Omsk
Mario Van Peebles, 1b, on waivers
Mark Antony, 3b, Stratford
Markelle Fultz, rp, Baltimore
Marloes Horst, 3b, on waivers
Martin Van Buren, rp, Vancouver
Mary Lennox, lf, on waivers
Massimiliano Alajmo, mr, Omsk
Masta Killa, 3b, Compton
Matriarch Raszagal, rf, Columbus
Matt Bruce, rp, Los Angeles
Matthew Cuthbert, c, Multiverse
Matthew Ellis, sp, Washington
Maurice Cheeks, c, Baltimore
Maurice Lucas, ss, Baltimore
Megan Gale, 1b, Milan
Megan Williams, 3b, Milan
Melody Margaret Grant, rp, Washington
Meloku the Clouded Mirror, 2b, Multiverse
Mephisto, sp, Columbus
Meriwether Lewis, rp, Columbus
Method Man, sp, Compton
Michael "Bruce" Baldwin, cf, Circus
Michelle Phan, rp, Cyberspace
Mighty Fine, ss, San Jose
Miguel Bernardo Bianquetti, sp, Kratovo
Miikka Kiprusoff, sp, Omsk
Mike Godwin, sp, Cyberspace
Mikey Politano, sp, Los Angeles
Milhouse Van Houten, 1b, Vancouver
Milkshake Duck, rf, on waivers
Mister Blue Sky, c, Sao Paulo
Mitchell Pritchett, ss, Los Angeles
Moe Howard, lf, Sao Paulo
Mole, lf, Paddington
Monika Jagaciak, rp, Milan
Montgomery Burns, rp, Washington
Mordechai, cf, Tel Aviv
Moses Malone, 1b, Baltimore
Mr. Pither, 2b, Circus
Murellus, 2b, Cyberspace

Natalie Galkina, 1b, on waivers
Nath of the Gilt-Leaf, mr, Circus
Necro, cf, Compton
Nehemiah Scudder, rp, Washington
Ner'zhul, mr, Columbus
Nigel Incubator-Jones, c, Circus
Nina Persson, 2b, Seattle
Noah Daniels, 2b, Washington
Norman Osborn, ss, Washington
Notorious B.I.G., lf, Circus

Ol' Dirty Bastard, rp, Compton
Old Lady Whispering Hush, sp, Paddington
Ole Lukoje, c, Stratford
Oliver Kahn, rp, Kratovo
Oliver St. John-Mollusc, c, Circus
Olivia Culpo, rp, Milan
Olivia Jordan, sp, Milan
Olivia Newton-John, lf, Seattle
Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, sp, Seattle
Osvaldo Ardiles, ss, Kratovo
Othello, sp, Stratford
Ozma, rp, Paddington

Paolo Maldini, sp, Kratovo
Paul Rudd, sp, Tel Aviv
Pete Conrad, cf, Columbus
Peter Billingsley, rf, Sao Paulo
Peter Rabbit, rp, Seattle
Petr SÃ½kora, rf, Omsk
Phil Dunphy, sp, on waivers
Polonius, ss, Stratford
Prince Herbert, sp, Circus
Prodigy, 1b, San Jose/on waivers

Qyntel Woods, c, Baltimore

RZA, mr, Compton
Radek Bonk, 3b, Omsk
Radek DvoÅ™Ã¡k, rf, Omsk
Radek Faksa, rp, Stratford
Raekwon, sp, on waivers
Randall Munroe, ss, Multiverse
Randy Quaid, rf, Sao Paulo
Rasheed Wallace, sp, Baltimore
Rat, 2b, Paddington
Raven Baxter, sp, Los Angeles
Raven-Symone Pearson, rf, Seattle
Ravenous Baloth, cf, Multiverse
Ray Clemence, sp, Multiverse
Raymond Luxury Yacht, 3b, Cyberspace
Reality Winner, sp, Los Angeles
Reg, sp, Circus
Revaz Dzodzuashvili, rp, on waivers
Rhett James McLaughlin, ss, Cyberspace
Rich Sutter, ss, Omsk
Ricky Rubio, sp, Baltimore
Rip Van Winkle, sp, Vancouver
Robert Anderson Van Wyck, ss, on waivers
Robert Patrick, 3b, Sao Paulo
Robin van Persie, 2b, Kratovo
Rocket Ismail, rp, Vancouver
Rolando Johnson, sp, Cyberspace
Romario de Souza Faria, rf, Kratovo
Romee Strijd, sp, Milan
Ron Obvious, 3b, Circus
Ron Sutter, rp, Omsk
Ronnie Wood, sp, Paddington
Rose Bertram, rp, Stratford
Roy Mitchell-Cardenas, sp, Seattle
Ruben Boumtje-Boumtje, 1b, Baltimore
Ruben Patterson, sp, Baltimore
Rumpus Cat, rp, on waivers
Runaway Bunny, ss, Paddington
Ruud Gullit, cf, Seattle
Ryusei the Falling Star, sp, Multiverse

Sakashima the Imposter, mr, Multiverse
Sandy Irvine, 2b, Columbus
Sandy Koufax, rp, Tel Aviv
Sarabi, cf, Washington
Sarah Koenig, cf, Cyberspace
Sarah Michelle Gellar, rp, Stratford
Sassy C, mr, Compton
Saul, ss, Multiverse
Scarecrow, 3b, Paddington
Scarface, 2b, Los Angeles/on waivers
Scholastique Koolimo, 1b, San Jose
Scott La Rock, 2b, Compton
Selina Meyer, cf, Los Angeles
Sensei Golden-Tail, rp, Multiverse
Seth Rogen, rp, Sao Paulo
Shane Dawson, c, Cyberspace
Sharin Foo, lf, Seattle
Sheila Broflovski, 3b, Sao Paulo
Shia LaBoeuf, rf, Tel Aviv/Circus
Shitavious Cook, mr, San Jose/Stratford
Silver Bronzo, 2b, San Jose
Simpkin, rp, on waivers
Simply Invincible, rp, on waivers
Sir Robin the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, mr, Circus
Sivitri Scarzam, sp, Multiverse
Skee-Lo, rf, Compton
Snoop Dogg, sp, Compton
Snow White, sp, Paddington
Solinus, rf, Stratford/on waivers
Solomon, rp, Tel Aviv
Spike Tournament Grinder, mr, Multiverse
Stan, mr, Circus
Stan Van Gundy, lf, Vancouver
Stelmaria, lf, Washington
Suki Waterhouse, 2b, on waivers
Superfruit, rp, Cyberspace
Superintendent Parrot, c, Circus
Suzanne Cryer, cf, Sao Paulo
Sweet Orefice, 2b, San Jose
Sycorax, rf, Stratford
Sylvia Fine, cf, Tel Aviv

T-Mo, rp, San Jose
Taco B.M. Monster, rf, Sao Paulo
Taco Pope, ss, on waivers
Taffarel, sp, Kratovo
Taffy Dale, lf, Seattle
Tahani Al-Jamil, c, Compton
Tailor of Gloucester, mr, Paddington
Takeno Samurai General, sp, Multiverse
Tassadar, 2b, Paddington
Teppo Numminen, rp, Omsk
Terry Porter, cf, Baltimore
Thomas Adam Kirkman, sp, Washington
Thomas J. Whitmore, 3b, Washington
Thomas James Ridgewell, cf, Cyberspace
Thrall Son of Durotan, sp, Columbus
Tim, rp, San Jose/Stratford
Tim Allen, rp, Sao Paulo
Tim Wheeler, rp, on waivers
Timmy Power Gamer, 1b, Multiverse
Titania, mr, Stratford
Tommie Frazier, sp, Stratford/on waivers
Tommy Pickles, rp, Tel Aviv
Tone-Loc, c, Compton
Toto, 2b, Paddington
Trinculo, sp, Stratford/on waivers
True Sweetster, cf, San Jose
Tyrande Whisperwind, 1b, Columbus

U-God, 2b, Compton
Ulysses Delano Fitzgerald Milhous Pinky, 3b, Washington
Uncle Henry, mr, Paddington
Uyo Silent Prophet, 3b, Multiverse

Valdas Adamkus, rp, Sao Paulo
Van Jones, rf, Multiverse
Van Keefer, 3b, Los Angeles
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., rp, Vancouver
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., lf, Vancouver
Vanilla Dong, rp, San Jose
Vince Gilligan, 2b, Sao Paulo
Vincent D'Onofrio, ss, on waivers
Vincent Van Gogh, rf, on waivers
Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith, cf, Circus

Wicked Witch of the East, cf, Paddington
Will Ferrell, rp, Sao Paulo
Will Truman, lf, Circus/Tel Aviv
William Cornelius Van Horne, 2b, Vancouver
Willow Rosenberg, rp, Tel Aviv
Willy Wonka, rf, Washington
Winston Noble, rp, on waivers
Wizard of Oz, cf, on waivers
Wolfgang Van Halen, ss, Seattle

Yosei the Morning Star, ss, on waivers
Young Mouse, lf, Paddington

Zach Braff, cf, Tel Aviv
Zach Rogue, cf, Stratford/on waivers
Zarley Zalapski, 1b, Omsk
Zdenek Nehoda, c, Kratovo
Zdeno ChÃ¡ra, lf, Omsk
Zebediah Kilgrave, 2b, Washington
Zeratul, cf, Columbus
Zo-Zu the Punisher, rp, Multiverse
Zoot, mr, Kratovo
Å½igmund PÃ¡lffy, ss, Omsk

By position

Catchers

Aleksandr Zavarov, Kratovo
Alfred Miles, Los Angeles
Alicia Machado, San Jose
Arabian Prince, Compton
Bartolomeo Dias, Columbus
Billy Cunningham, Baltimore
Brodarious Hamm, San Jose
Charlie Watts, Milan
Chris Carrabba, Seattle
Claire Dunphy, San Jose
Davie Pepper, on waivers
Derek Anderson, Baltimore
Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, Washington
Emeril Lagasse, Omsk
Emperor, Paddington
Esther, Tel Aviv
Francis J. Underwood, Washington
Gloria Delgado, Los Angeles
Gordon Gekko, Washington
Gretel Brinker, Multiverse
Harry Gregg, Kratovo
Illidan Stormrage, Columbus
James Marshall, Washington
Jason Mendoza, Los Angeles
Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vancouver
Joe Johnson, on waivers
Joel Pepper, Sao Paulo
Julius Caesar, Milan
Julius Erving, Seattle
Kree Harrison, Vancouver
Ludwig van Beethoven, Vancouver
Matthew Cuthbert, Multiverse
Maurice Cheeks, Baltimore
Mister Blue Sky, Sao Paulo
Nigel Incubator-Jones, Circus
Ole Lukoje, Stratford
Oliver St. John-Mollusc, Circus
Qyntel Woods, Baltimore
Shane Dawson, Cyberspace
Superintendent Parrot, Circus
Tahani Al-Jamil, Compton
Tone-Loc, Compton
Zdenek Nehoda, Kratovo

First Basemen

Aaron, Tel Aviv
Antipholus of Ephesus, Kratovo
Armin van Buuren, Vancouver
Arvydas Sabonis, Baltimore
Bears in Chairs, Paddington
Big Gipp, Compton
Bill Walton, Baltimore
Brent Sutter, Omsk
Chelsea Daniels, Los Angeles
Chester Bennington, Seattle
Clinton Hinton, Milan
Coriolanus Snow, Washington
Dr. Loki Skylizard, San Jose
Dromio of Ephesus, Stratford
Eeyore, on waivers
Foxes, Circus
Fumiko the Lowblood, Multiverse
Gaby Dunn, Cyberspace
Guillermo Mendizabal Sanchez, Stratford
Jace Vryn's Prodigy, Multiverse
LaMonte Nielson, on waivers
Mario Van Peebles, on waivers
Megan Gale, Milan
Milhouse Van Houten, Vancouver
Moses Malone, Baltimore
Natalie Galkina, on waivers
Prodigy, San Jose/on waivers
Ruben Boumtje-Boumtje, Baltimore
Scholastique Koolimo, San Jose
Timmy Power Gamer, Multiverse
Tyrande Whisperwind, Columbus
Zarley Zalapski, Omsk

Second Basemen

Aunt Em, Paddington
Brian Kernighan, Tel Aviv
Buzz Aldrin, on waivers
Bárbara Seixas, Circus
Cameron Tucker, Los Angeles
Casper Lee, Cyberspace
Chief Constable Fire, Stratford
Daren Puppa, Omsk
Dres, on waivers
Elesh Norn, Multiverse
Gabriel Omar Batistuta, Kratovo
Gia Carangi, on waivers
Hamlet, Stratford
Henry Hudson, Circus
Ill Bill, Compton
Isaac Newton Van Nuys, Vancouver
Kael'thas Sunstrider, Columbus
Krusty the Clown, Tel Aviv/Circus
Leslie Van Houten, Vancouver
Lin-Manuel Miranda, Sao Paulo
Lizzy Caplan, Tel Aviv
Marc Wilmots, Kratovo
Meloku the Clouded Mirror, Multiverse
Mr. Pither, Circus
Murellus, Cyberspace
Nina Persson, Seattle
Noah Daniels, Washington
Rat, Paddington
Robin van Persie, Kratovo
Sandy Irvine, Columbus
Scarface, Los Angeles/on waivers
Scott La Rock, Compton
Silver Bronzo, San Jose
Suki Waterhouse, on waivers
Sweet Orefice, San Jose
Tassadar, Paddington
Toto, Paddington
U-God, Compton
Vince Gilligan, Sao Paulo
William Cornelius Van Horne, Vancouver
Zebediah Kilgrave, Washington

Third Basemen

Amy Farrah Fowler, Sao Paulo
Antipholus of Syracuse, Stratford
Bonzi Wells, Baltimore
Cappadonna, Compton
Carlos Alberto Valderrama Palacio, Kratovo
Claudio Caniggia, Kratovo
Dolph Schayes, Baltimore
Franco Causio, Stratford
Gay Straite, San Jose
Grom Hellscream, Columbus
Gus Van Sant, Vancouver
Henry Wensleydale, Tel Aviv
Jay Pritchett, Los Angeles
Jeravicious Raven, San Jose
John Slattery, Omsk
Katrina Kaif, Milan/Seattle
Kayode Ewumi, Cyberspace
Keiga the Tide Star, Multiverse
Mack 10, on waivers
Manny Delgado, San Jose
Marcel Rodriguez-Lopez, Seattle
Mark Antony, Stratford
Marloes Horst, on waivers
Masta Killa, Compton
Megan Williams, Milan
Radek Bonk, Omsk
Raymond Luxury Yacht, Cyberspace
Robert Patrick, Sao Paulo
Ron Obvious, Circus
Scarecrow, Paddington
Sheila Broflovski, Sao Paulo
Thomas J. Whitmore, Washington
Ulysses Delano Fitzgerald Milhous Pinky, Washington
Uyo Silent Prophet, Multiverse
Van Keefer, Los Angeles

Shortstops

Alan Menken, Tel Aviv
Andy Brandy Casagrande IV, San Jose
Anthony Thompson, Vancouver
Brad Shultz, Seattle
Bree Sharp, Seattle
Cameron Dallas, Cyberspace
Cardinal Biggles, Circus
Cory Baxter, Los Angeles
DJ Hollywood, Compton
Dallas Ennema, San Jose
Danielle Harrington, Compton
Diablo, Columbus
Edita Vilkeviciute, Milan
Erika Heynatz, Milan
Erin Burnett, Sao Paulo
Eugene Kranz, Columbus
Francis Drake, Paddington
Gervaise Brook-Hampster, Circus
Hal Greer, Baltimore
John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., Sao Paulo
Judd Apatow, Tel Aviv
Kanga, Sao Paulo
Keith Van Horn, Vancouver
Khujo, on waivers
Lauren Brie Harding, Milan
Maurice Lucas, Baltimore
Mighty Fine, San Jose
Mitchell Pritchett, Los Angeles
Norman Osborn, Washington
Osvaldo Ardiles, Kratovo
Polonius, Stratford
Randall Munroe, Multiverse
Rhett James McLaughlin, Cyberspace
Rich Sutter, Omsk
Robert Anderson Van Wyck, on waivers
Runaway Bunny, Paddington
Saul, Multiverse
Taco Pope, on waivers
Vincent D'Onofrio, on waivers
Wolfgang Van Halen, Seattle
Yosei the Morning Star, on waivers
Å½igmund PÃ¡lffy, Omsk

Left Fielders

Abraham Van Helsing, Vancouver
Alx James, Cyberspace/on waivers
Arthas Menethil, Columbus
Caliban, Stratford
Carla Bruni, Milan
Cherries Waffles Tennis, San Jose
Chief Superintendent Lookout, Circus
Dennis Bergkamp, Kratovo
Doug Collins, Baltimore
Eleanor Shellstrop, Los Angeles
Erich Von Drygalski, Columbus
Gheorghe Hagi, Kratovo
Gil Eanes, Tel Aviv
Giselle Lazzarato, Cyberspace
Haley Dunphy, Los Angeles
Hannah Ferguson, Milan
Jason Ritter, Sao Paulo
Jiro Ono, Omsk
John Popper, Seattle
Johnny Rep, Los Angeles/on waivers
Kevin Love, Seattle
Kokusho the Evening Star, Multiverse/on waivers
Lais Ribero, Stratford
Laura Priscilla Montez, Washington
Mary Lennox, on waivers
Moe Howard, Sao Paulo
Mole, Paddington
Notorious B.I.G., Circus
Olivia Newton-John, Seattle
Sharin Foo, Seattle
Stan Van Gundy, Vancouver
Stelmaria, Washington
Taffy Dale, Seattle
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., Vancouver
Will Truman, Circus/Tel Aviv
Young Mouse, Paddington
Zdeno ChÃ¡ra, Omsk

Center Fielders

Allie Brosh, Cyberspace
Andrew McKeag, Washington
Bethany Mota, Cyberspace
Charles Joseph McDonnell, Cyberspace
Chillie Poon, San Jose
Chris Collingwood, on waivers
Chrissie Hynde, Seattle
Cliff Robinson, Baltimore
Clyde Drexler, Baltimore
Colm O Ciosoig, Seattle/Milan
Dave Snuggerud, Omsk
Dre Johnson, Los Angeles
Eddie Van Halen, Seattle
Emanuela de Paula, Milan
Erayo Soratami Ascendent, on waivers
Excellent Raymond, San Jose
George Vancouver, Vancouver
Grandmaster Caz, on waivers
Harry "Snapper" Organs, Circus
Hugo Sánchez Márquez, Kratovo
James Beard, Omsk
James Van Ness, Vancouver
Jazzi Barnum-Bobb, San Jose/on waivers
Jenny Slate, Kratovo
Joel Embiid, Baltimore
Kataki War's Wage, Multiverse
Let's Get Ready To Rumble, Stratford
Lieutenant Kirtar, on waivers
Marco van Basten, on waivers
Michael "Bruce" Baldwin, Circus
Mordechai, Tel Aviv
Necro, Compton
Pete Conrad, Columbus
Ravenous Baloth, Multiverse
Ruud Gullit, Seattle
Sarabi, Washington
Sarah Koenig, Cyberspace
Selina Meyer, Los Angeles
Suzanne Cryer, Sao Paulo
Sylvia Fine, Tel Aviv
Terry Porter, Baltimore
Thomas James Ridgewell, Cyberspace
True Sweetster, San Jose
Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith, Circus
Wicked Witch of the East, Paddington
Wizard of Oz, on waivers
Zach Braff, Tel Aviv
Zach Rogue, Stratford/on waivers
Zeratul, Columbus

Right Fielders

Amanda Miranda Panda, Seattle
Andy Hertzfeld, Tel Aviv
Anub'arak, Circus/Tel Aviv
Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson, on waivers
Ben Lee, Sao Paulo
Ben Pepper, Omsk
Brutus, Kratovo
Candace Payne, on waivers
Constance Jablonski, on waivers
Darren Aronofsky, Paddington
Ernest Shackleton, Columbus
Esti Ginzburg, Milan
George McGinnis, on waivers
Henry Roarke, Washington
Highlord Alarak, Columbus
Isao Enlightened Bushi, Stratford
Jan van Eyck, Vancouver
Jeru the Damaja, Compton
Jonah Hill, Tel Aviv
Kimmy Schmidt, Los Angeles
Lin Chi-Ling, Milan
Lin Sivvi, Multiverse
Matriarch Raszagal, Columbus
Milkshake Duck, on waivers
Peter Billingsley, Sao Paulo
Petr SÃ½kora, Omsk
Radek DvoÅ™Ã¡k, Omsk
Randy Quaid, Sao Paulo
Raven-Symone Pearson, Seattle
Romario de Souza Faria, Kratovo
Shia LaBoeuf, Tel Aviv/Circus
Skee-Lo, Compton
Solinus, Stratford/on waivers
Sycorax, Stratford
Taco B.M. Monster, Sao Paulo
Van Jones, Multiverse
Vincent Van Gogh, on waivers
Willy Wonka, Washington

Starting Pitchers

Amelia Earhart, Columbus
André 3000, Compton
Anne Shirley, Los Angeles
Artanis, Columbus
Ashley Clements, Cyberspace
Baskerville Holmes, San Jose
Ben Bernanke, Tel Aviv
Ben Schwartz, Tel Aviv
Big Boi, Compton
Bregje Heinen, on waivers
Brian, Circus/on waivers
Busta Rhymes, Stratford
Charles Van Doren, Vancouver
Chase Carter, Milan
Chidi Anagonye, Los Angeles
Colleen Ballinger, Cyberspace
Curly Howard, on waivers
David, Tel Aviv
David KrejÄÃ, on waivers
Davide Scabin, Omsk
Diana Barry, Paddington
Edwin van der Sar, Kratovo
Esa Tikkanen, on waivers
Felipe Calderon, Tel Aviv
Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, Stratford
Flavious Coffee, San Jose
GZA, on waivers
Guenhwyvar, Sao Paulo
Hank Green, Cyberspace
Hannah Hart, Cyberspace
Heath Shuler, Multiverse/on waivers
Infinite Grover, San Jose
Jace Memory Adept, Paddington
Jace the Mind Sculptor, Multiverse
Jack the Giant Killer, Paddington
James Raynor, Columbus
James William Sawyer, Washington
JaromÃr JÃ¡gr, Omsk
Jeff Beukeboom, Omsk
Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond, Baltimore
Jenna Mourey, Cyberspace
John Cabot, on waivers
John Patrick Ryan, on waivers
Jose Rene Higuita Zapata, Kratovo
Joules Scott-Key, Seattle
Judith, Circus
June Carter Cash, Seattle
Kate Bock, Milan
King of Swamp Castle, on waivers
Knight Who Till Recently Said "Ni!", on waivers
Konda Lord of Eiganjo, on waivers
Lucretia Van Horn, Vancouver
Major Teroh, Los Angeles
Mamrie Hart, Cyberspace
Marek Å½idlickÃ½, Omsk
Matthew Ellis, Washington
Mephisto, Columbus
Method Man, Compton
Miguel Bernardo Bianquetti, Kratovo
Miikka Kiprusoff, Omsk
Mike Godwin, Cyberspace
Mikey Politano, Los Angeles
Old Lady Whispering Hush, Paddington
Olivia Jordan, Milan
Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, Seattle
Othello, Stratford
Paolo Maldini, Kratovo
Paul Rudd, Tel Aviv
Phil Dunphy, on waivers
Prince Herbert, Circus
Raekwon, on waivers
Rasheed Wallace, Baltimore
Raven Baxter, Los Angeles
Ray Clemence, Multiverse
Reality Winner, Los Angeles
Reg, Circus
Ricky Rubio, Baltimore
Rip Van Winkle, Vancouver
Rolando Johnson, Cyberspace
Romee Strijd, Milan
Ronnie Wood, Paddington
Roy Mitchell-Cardenas, Seattle
Ruben Patterson, Baltimore
Ryusei the Falling Star, Multiverse
Sivitri Scarzam, Multiverse
Snoop Dogg, Compton
Snow White, Paddington
Taffarel, Kratovo
Takeno Samurai General, Multiverse
Thomas Adam Kirkman, Washington
Thrall Son of Durotan, Columbus
Tommie Frazier, Stratford/on waivers
Trinculo, Stratford/on waivers

Middle Relievers

Adam Goldberg, Los Angeles
Archimonde, Kratovo
Barbara Palvin, Milan
Bianca Balti, Milan
Cedric Bixler-Zavala, Seattle
Cool Breeze, Compton
Deron Williams, on waivers
Elizabeth McCord, Washington
Emmanuelle Chriqui, Tel Aviv
Felicia Day, Cyberspace
Flavius, Kratovo
Iola Morton, on waivers
Jessica Lee Rose, Cyberspace
Jesus Christ, Paddington
John Keeler, Washington
Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, Sao Paulo
Kiki-Jiki Mirror Breaker, Multiverse
Kira Great Glass Spinner, Multiverse
Leeroy Jenkins, Seattle
Linus Van Pelt, Vancouver
Lionel Hollins, Baltimore
Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, Vancouver
Maggie Hassan, Sao Paulo
Massimiliano Alajmo, Omsk
Nath of the Gilt-Leaf, Circus
Ner'zhul, Columbus
RZA, Compton
Sakashima the Imposter, Multiverse
Sassy C, Compton
Shitavious Cook, San Jose/Stratford
Sir Robin the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, Circus
Spike Tournament Grinder, Multiverse
Stan, Circus
Tailor of Gloucester, Paddington
Titania, Stratford
Uncle Henry, Paddington
Zoot, Kratovo

Relief Pitchers

2D, Sao Paulo
Abel Tasman, on waivers
Al Horford, on waivers
Alex Dunphy, Los Angeles
Alexi Stukov, Columbus
Alison Brie, Sao Paulo
Amerigo Vespucci, Columbus
Andre Marie, Paddington
Arcturus Mengsk, Columbus
Assumption Bulltron, San Jose
Baal, Columbus
Baby-D, on waivers
Badger, Paddington
Ben Simmons, Baltimore
Ben Stiller, Circus
Bo Krsmanovic, Milan
Burm Snart, San Jose
Chris Bosh, Baltimore
Cindy Bruna, Milan
Ciro Ferrera, Circus
Daniel Boulud, Omsk
Daniel James Howell, Cyberspace
Dominik HaÅ¡ek, Omsk
Dorothy Gale, Paddington
Duffy McSwiggin, San Jose
Earn Marks, Los Angeles
Ed O'Neill, Sao Paulo
Eddie Huang, Los Angeles
Erick Sermon, Compton
Erwin Fuchsbichler, Kratovo
Fatima Siad, on waivers
Franco Baresi, Seattle
Fred VanVleet, Vancouver
Friedrich Koncilia, Los Angeles
Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett, Los Angeles
Gemma Ward, Stratford
Geoff Petrie, Baltimore
George Sears, Washington
Ghostface Killah, Compton
Glinda, Paddington
Guildenstern, Stratford
Harrison Ford, Circus
Harvey Keitel, Tel Aviv
I-Perfection Harris, San Jose
Incontinentia Buttocks, Circus
Inspectah Deck, Compton
Itchy, Washington
Jack Charlton, on waivers
Jacques Songo'o, Kratovo
Janne Niinimaa, Omsk
Jasmyn Wilkins, Milan
Jason Finn, Washington
Joao Justino Amaral dos Santos, Stratford
Johnny Combo Player, Multiverse
Josh Gad, Tel Aviv
KRS-One, Compton
Karl-Anthony Towns, Baltimore
Kel'Thuzad, Columbus
Ki-Jana Carter, Vancouver
Leomie Anderson, Milan
Ma$e, Compton
Mamé Adjei, Milan
Mandy Cohen, Stratford
Markelle Fultz, Baltimore
Martin Van Buren, Vancouver
Matt Bruce, Los Angeles
Melody Margaret Grant, Washington
Meriwether Lewis, Columbus
Michelle Phan, Cyberspace
Monika Jagaciak, Milan
Montgomery Burns, Washington
Nehemiah Scudder, Washington
Ol' Dirty Bastard, Compton
Oliver Kahn, Kratovo
Olivia Culpo, Milan
Ozma, Paddington
Peter Rabbit, Seattle
Radek Faksa, Stratford
Revaz Dzodzuashvili, on waivers
Rocket Ismail, Vancouver
Ron Sutter, Omsk
Rose Bertram, Stratford
Rumpus Cat, on waivers
Sandy Koufax, Tel Aviv
Sarah Michelle Gellar, Stratford
Sensei Golden-Tail, Multiverse
Seth Rogen, Sao Paulo
Simpkin, on waivers
Simply Invincible, on waivers
Solomon, Tel Aviv
Superfruit, Cyberspace
T-Mo, San Jose
Teppo Numminen, Omsk
Tim, San Jose/Stratford
Tim Allen, Sao Paulo
Tim Wheeler, on waivers
Tommy Pickles, Tel Aviv
Valdas Adamkus, Sao Paulo
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., Vancouver
Vanilla Dong, San Jose
Will Ferrell, Sao Paulo
Willow Rosenberg, Tel Aviv
Winston Noble, on waivers
Zo-Zu the Punisher, Multiverse