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SimBase Players, Year 76
By name: A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M | N | O | P | Q | R | S | T | U | V | W | X | Y | Z
By position: c | 1b | 2b | 3b | ss | lf | cf | rf | sp | mr | rp
A
- Aaron, 1b, Tel Aviv
- Abel Tasman, rp, on waivers
- Abraham Van Helsing, lf, Vancouver
- Adam Goldberg, mr, Los Angeles
- Al Horford, rp, on waivers
- Alan Menken, ss, Tel Aviv
- Aleksandr Zavarov, c, Kratovo
- Alex Dunphy, rp, Los Angeles
- Alexi Stukov, rp, Columbus
- Alfred Miles, c, Los Angeles
- Alicia Machado, c, San Jose
- Alison Brie, rp, Sao Paulo
- Allie Brosh, cf, Cyberspace
- Alx James, lf, Cyberspace/on waivers
- Amanda Miranda Panda, rf, Seattle
- Amelia Earhart, sp, Columbus
- Amerigo Vespucci, rp, Columbus
- Amy Farrah Fowler, 3b, Sao Paulo
- Andre Marie, rp, Paddington
- Andrew McKeag, cf, Washington
- André 3000, sp, Compton
- Andy Brandy Casagrande IV, ss, San Jose
- Andy Hertzfeld, rf, Tel Aviv
- Anne Shirley, sp, Los Angeles
- Anthony Thompson, ss, Vancouver
- Antipholus of Ephesus, 1b, Kratovo
- Antipholus of Syracuse, 3b, Stratford
- Anub'arak, rf, Circus/Tel Aviv
- Arabian Prince, c, Compton
- Archimonde, mr, Kratovo
- Arcturus Mengsk, rp, Columbus
- Armin van Buuren, 1b, Vancouver
- Artanis, sp, Columbus
- Arthas Menethil, lf, Columbus
- Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson, rf, on waivers
- Arvydas Sabonis, 1b, Baltimore
- Ashley Clements, sp, Cyberspace
- Assumption Bulltron, rp, San Jose
- Aunt Em, 2b, Paddington
B
- Baal, rp, Columbus
- Baby-D, rp, on waivers
- Badger, rp, Paddington
- Barbara Palvin, mr, Milan
- Bartolomeo Dias, c, Columbus
- Baskerville Holmes, sp, San Jose
- Bears in Chairs, 1b, Paddington
- Ben Bernanke, sp, Tel Aviv
- Ben Lee, rf, Sao Paulo
- Ben Pepper, rf, Omsk
- Ben Schwartz, sp, Tel Aviv
- Ben Simmons, rp, Baltimore
- Ben Stiller, rp, Circus
- Bethany Mota, cf, Cyberspace
- Bianca Balti, mr, Milan
- Big Boi, sp, Compton
- Big Gipp, 1b, Compton
- Bill Walton, 1b, Baltimore
- Billy Cunningham, c, Baltimore
- Bo Krsmanovic, rp, Milan
- Bonzi Wells, 3b, Baltimore
- Brad Shultz, ss, Seattle
- Bree Sharp, ss, Seattle
- Bregje Heinen, sp, on waivers
- Brent Sutter, 1b, Omsk
- Brian, sp, Circus/on waivers
- Brian Kernighan, 2b, Tel Aviv
- Brodarious Hamm, c, San Jose
- Brutus, rf, Kratovo
- Burm Snart, rp, San Jose
- Busta Rhymes, sp, Stratford
- Buzz Aldrin, 2b, on waivers
- Bárbara Seixas, 2b, Circus
C
- Caliban, lf, Stratford
- Cameron Dallas, ss, Cyberspace
- Cameron Tucker, 2b, Los Angeles
- Candace Payne, rf, on waivers
- Cappadonna, 3b, Compton
- Cardinal Biggles, ss, Circus
- Carla Bruni, lf, Milan
- Carlos Alberto Valderrama Palacio, 3b, Kratovo
- Casper Lee, 2b, Cyberspace
- Cedric Bixler-Zavala, mr, Seattle
- Charles Joseph McDonnell, cf, Cyberspace
- Charles Van Doren, sp, Vancouver
- Charlie Watts, c, Milan
- Chase Carter, sp, Milan
- Chelsea Daniels, 1b, Los Angeles
- Cherries Waffles Tennis, lf, San Jose
- Chester Bennington, 1b, Seattle
- Chidi Anagonye, sp, Los Angeles
- Chief Constable Fire, 2b, Stratford
- Chief Superintendent Lookout, lf, Circus
- Chillie Poon, cf, San Jose
- Chris Bosh, rp, Baltimore
- Chris Carrabba, c, Seattle
- Chris Collingwood, cf, on waivers
- Chrissie Hynde, cf, Seattle
- Cindy Bruna, rp, Milan
- Ciro Ferrera, rp, Circus
- Claire Dunphy, c, San Jose
- Claudio Caniggia, 3b, Kratovo
- Cliff Robinson, cf, Baltimore
- Clinton Hinton, 1b, Milan
- Clyde Drexler, cf, Baltimore
- Colleen Ballinger, sp, Cyberspace
- Colm O Ciosoig, cf, Seattle/Milan
- Constance Jablonski, rf, on waivers
- Cool Breeze, mr, Compton
- Coriolanus Snow, 1b, Washington
- Cory Baxter, ss, Los Angeles
- Curly Howard, sp, on waivers
D
- DJ Hollywood, ss, Compton
- Dallas Ennema, ss, San Jose
- Daniel Boulud, rp, Omsk
- Daniel James Howell, rp, Cyberspace
- Danielle Harrington, ss, Compton
- Daren Puppa, 2b, Omsk
- Darren Aronofsky, rf, Paddington
- Dave Snuggerud, cf, Omsk
- David, sp, Tel Aviv
- David KrejÄÃ, sp, on waivers
- Davide Scabin, sp, Omsk
- Davie Pepper, c, on waivers
- Dennis Bergkamp, lf, Kratovo
- Derek Anderson, c, Baltimore
- Deron Williams, mr, on waivers
- Diablo, ss, Columbus
- Diana Barry, sp, Paddington
- Dolph Schayes, 3b, Baltimore
- Dominik Hašek, rp, Omsk
- Dorothy Gale, rp, Paddington
- Doug Collins, lf, Baltimore
- Dr. Loki Skylizard, 1b, San Jose
- Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, c, Washington
- Dre Johnson, cf, Los Angeles
- Dres, 2b, on waivers
- Dromio of Ephesus, 1b, Stratford
- Duffy McSwiggin, rp, San Jose
E
- Earn Marks, rp, Los Angeles
- Ed O'Neill, rp, Sao Paulo
- Eddie Huang, rp, Los Angeles
- Eddie Van Halen, cf, Seattle
- Edita Vilkeviciute, ss, Milan
- Edwin van der Sar, sp, Kratovo
- Eeyore, 1b, on waivers
- Eleanor Shellstrop, lf, Los Angeles
- Elesh Norn, 2b, Multiverse
- Elizabeth McCord, mr, Washington
- Emanuela de Paula, cf, Milan
- Emeril Lagasse, c, Omsk
- Emmanuelle Chriqui, mr, Tel Aviv
- Emperor, c, Paddington
- Erayo Soratami Ascendent, cf, on waivers
- Erich Von Drygalski, lf, Columbus
- Erick Sermon, rp, Compton
- Erika Heynatz, ss, Milan
- Erin Burnett, ss, Sao Paulo
- Ernest Shackleton, rf, Columbus
- Erwin Fuchsbichler, rp, Kratovo
- Esa Tikkanen, sp, on waivers
- Esther, c, Tel Aviv
- Esti Ginzburg, rf, Milan
- Eugene Kranz, ss, Columbus
- Excellent Raymond, cf, San Jose
F
- Fatima Siad, rp, on waivers
- Felicia Day, mr, Cyberspace
- Felipe Calderon, sp, Tel Aviv
- Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, sp, Stratford
- Flavious Coffee, sp, San Jose
- Flavius, mr, Kratovo
- Foxes, 1b, Circus
- Francis Drake, ss, Paddington
- Francis J. Underwood, c, Washington
- Franco Baresi, rp, Seattle
- Franco Causio, 3b, Stratford
- Fred VanVleet, rp, Vancouver
- Friedrich Koncilia, rp, Los Angeles
- Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett, rp, Los Angeles
- Fumiko the Lowblood, 1b, Multiverse
G
- GZA, sp, on waivers
- Gabriel Omar Batistuta, 2b, Kratovo
- Gaby Dunn, 1b, Cyberspace
- Gay Straite, 3b, San Jose
- Gemma Ward, rp, Stratford
- Geoff Petrie, rp, Baltimore
- George McGinnis, rf, on waivers
- George Sears, rp, Washington
- George Vancouver, cf, Vancouver
- Gervaise Brook-Hampster, ss, Circus
- Gheorghe Hagi, lf, Kratovo
- Ghostface Killah, rp, Compton
- Gia Carangi, 2b, on waivers
- Gil Eanes, lf, Tel Aviv
- Giselle Lazzarato, lf, Cyberspace
- Glinda, rp, Paddington
- Gloria Delgado, c, Los Angeles
- Gordon Gekko, c, Washington
- Grandmaster Caz, cf, on waivers
- Gretel Brinker, c, Multiverse
- Grom Hellscream, 3b, Columbus
- Guenhwyvar, sp, Sao Paulo
- Guildenstern, rp, Stratford
- Guillermo Mendizabal Sanchez, 1b, Stratford
- Gus Van Sant, 3b, Vancouver
H
- Hal Greer, ss, Baltimore
- Haley Dunphy, lf, Los Angeles
- Hamlet, 2b, Stratford
- Hank Green, sp, Cyberspace
- Hannah Ferguson, lf, Milan
- Hannah Hart, sp, Cyberspace
- Harrison Ford, rp, Circus
- Harry "Snapper" Organs, cf, Circus
- Harry Gregg, c, Kratovo
- Harvey Keitel, rp, Tel Aviv
- Heath Shuler, sp, Multiverse/on waivers
- Henry Hudson, 2b, Circus
- Henry Roarke, rf, Washington
- Henry Wensleydale, 3b, Tel Aviv
- Highlord Alarak, rf, Columbus
- Hugo Sánchez Márquez, cf, Kratovo
I
- I-Perfection Harris, rp, San Jose
- Ill Bill, 2b, Compton
- Illidan Stormrage, c, Columbus
- Incontinentia Buttocks, rp, Circus
- Infinite Grover, sp, San Jose
- Inspectah Deck, rp, Compton
- Iola Morton, mr, on waivers
- Isaac Newton Van Nuys, 2b, Vancouver
- Isao Enlightened Bushi, rf, Stratford
- Itchy, rp, Washington
J
- Jace Memory Adept, sp, Paddington
- Jace Vryn's Prodigy, 1b, Multiverse
- Jace the Mind Sculptor, sp, Multiverse
- Jack Charlton, rp, on waivers
- Jack the Giant Killer, sp, Paddington
- Jacques Songo'o, rp, Kratovo
- James Beard, cf, Omsk
- James Marshall, c, Washington
- James Raynor, sp, Columbus
- James Van Ness, cf, Vancouver
- James William Sawyer, sp, Washington
- Jan van Eyck, rf, Vancouver
- Janne Niinimaa, rp, Omsk
- JaromÃr Jágr, sp, Omsk
- Jasmyn Wilkins, rp, Milan
- Jason Finn, rp, Washington
- Jason Mendoza, c, Los Angeles
- Jason Ritter, lf, Sao Paulo
- Jay Pritchett, 3b, Los Angeles
- Jazzi Barnum-Bobb, cf, San Jose/on waivers
- Jean-Claude Van Damme, c, Vancouver
- Jeff Beukeboom, sp, Omsk
- Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond, sp, Baltimore
- Jenna Mourey, sp, Cyberspace
- Jenny Slate, cf, Kratovo
- Jeravicious Raven, 3b, San Jose
- Jeru the Damaja, rf, Compton
- Jessica Lee Rose, mr, Cyberspace
- Jesus Christ, mr, Paddington
- Jiro Ono, lf, Omsk
- Jiřà Šlégr, rf, Omsk
- Joao Justino Amaral dos Santos, rp, Stratford
- Joe Johnson, c, on waivers
- Joel Embiid, cf, Baltimore
- Joel Pepper, c, Sao Paulo
- John Cabot, sp, on waivers
- John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., ss, Sao Paulo
- John Keeler, mr, Washington
- John Patrick Ryan, sp, on waivers
- John Popper, lf, Seattle
- John Slattery, 3b, Omsk
- Johnny Combo Player, rp, Multiverse
- Johnny Rep, lf, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Jonah Hill, rf, Tel Aviv
- Jose Rene Higuita Zapata, sp, Kratovo
- Josh Gad, rp, Tel Aviv
- Joules Scott-Key, sp, Seattle
- Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, mr, Sao Paulo
- Judd Apatow, ss, Tel Aviv
- Judith, sp, Circus
- Julius Caesar, c, Milan
- Julius Erving, c, Seattle
- June Carter Cash, sp, Seattle
K
- KRS-One, rp, Compton
- Kael'thas Sunstrider, 2b, Columbus
- Kanga, ss, Sao Paulo
- Karl-Anthony Towns, rp, Baltimore
- Kataki War's Wage, cf, Multiverse
- Kate Bock, sp, Milan
- Katrina Kaif, 3b, Milan/Seattle
- Kayode Ewumi, 3b, Cyberspace
- Keiga the Tide Star, 3b, Multiverse
- Keith Van Horn, ss, Vancouver
- Kel'Thuzad, rp, Columbus
- Kevin Love, lf, Seattle
- Khujo, ss, on waivers
- Ki-Jana Carter, rp, Vancouver
- Kiki-Jiki Mirror Breaker, mr, Multiverse
- Kimmy Schmidt, rf, Los Angeles
- King of Swamp Castle, sp, on waivers
- Kira Great Glass Spinner, mr, Multiverse
- Knight Who Till Recently Said "Ni!", sp, on waivers
- Kokusho the Evening Star, lf, Multiverse/on waivers
- Konda Lord of Eiganjo, sp, on waivers
- Kree Harrison, c, Vancouver
- Krusty the Clown, 2b, Tel Aviv/Circus
L
- LaMonte Nielson, 1b, on waivers
- Lais Ribero, lf, Stratford
- Laura Priscilla Montez, lf, Washington
- Lauren Brie Harding, ss, Milan
- Leeroy Jenkins, mr, Seattle
- Leomie Anderson, rp, Milan
- Leslie Van Houten, 2b, Vancouver
- Let's Get Ready To Rumble, cf, Stratford
- Lieutenant Kirtar, cf, on waivers
- Lin Chi-Ling, rf, Milan
- Lin Sivvi, rf, Multiverse
- Lin-Manuel Miranda, 2b, Sao Paulo
- Linus Van Pelt, mr, Vancouver
- Lionel Hollins, mr, Baltimore
- Lizzy Caplan, 2b, Tel Aviv
- Lucretia Van Horn, sp, Vancouver
- Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, mr, Vancouver
- Ludwig van Beethoven, c, Vancouver
M
- Ma$e, rp, Compton
- Mack 10, 3b, on waivers
- Maggie Hassan, mr, Sao Paulo
- Major Teroh, sp, Los Angeles
- Mamrie Hart, sp, Cyberspace
- Mamé Adjei, rp, Milan
- Mandy Cohen, rp, Stratford
- Manny Delgado, 3b, San Jose
- Marc Wilmots, 2b, Kratovo
- Marcel Rodriguez-Lopez, 3b, Seattle
- Marco van Basten, cf, on waivers
- Marek Židlický, sp, Omsk
- Mario Van Peebles, 1b, on waivers
- Mark Antony, 3b, Stratford
- Markelle Fultz, rp, Baltimore
- Marloes Horst, 3b, on waivers
- Martin Van Buren, rp, Vancouver
- Mary Lennox, lf, on waivers
- Massimiliano Alajmo, mr, Omsk
- Masta Killa, 3b, Compton
- Matriarch Raszagal, rf, Columbus
- Matt Bruce, rp, Los Angeles
- Matthew Cuthbert, c, Multiverse
- Matthew Ellis, sp, Washington
- Maurice Cheeks, c, Baltimore
- Maurice Lucas, ss, Baltimore
- Megan Gale, 1b, Milan
- Megan Williams, 3b, Milan
- Melody Margaret Grant, rp, Washington
- Meloku the Clouded Mirror, 2b, Multiverse
- Mephisto, sp, Columbus
- Meriwether Lewis, rp, Columbus
- Method Man, sp, Compton
- Michael "Bruce" Baldwin, cf, Circus
- Michelle Phan, rp, Cyberspace
- Mighty Fine, ss, San Jose
- Miguel Bernardo Bianquetti, sp, Kratovo
- Miikka Kiprusoff, sp, Omsk
- Mike Godwin, sp, Cyberspace
- Mikey Politano, sp, Los Angeles
- Milhouse Van Houten, 1b, Vancouver
- Milkshake Duck, rf, on waivers
- Mister Blue Sky, c, Sao Paulo
- Mitchell Pritchett, ss, Los Angeles
- Moe Howard, lf, Sao Paulo
- Mole, lf, Paddington
- Monika Jagaciak, rp, Milan
- Montgomery Burns, rp, Washington
- Mordechai, cf, Tel Aviv
- Moses Malone, 1b, Baltimore
- Mr. Pither, 2b, Circus
- Murellus, 2b, Cyberspace
N
- Natalie Galkina, 1b, on waivers
- Nath of the Gilt-Leaf, mr, Circus
- Necro, cf, Compton
- Nehemiah Scudder, rp, Washington
- Ner'zhul, mr, Columbus
- Nigel Incubator-Jones, c, Circus
- Nina Persson, 2b, Seattle
- Noah Daniels, 2b, Washington
- Norman Osborn, ss, Washington
- Notorious B.I.G., lf, Circus
O
- Ol' Dirty Bastard, rp, Compton
- Old Lady Whispering Hush, sp, Paddington
- Ole Lukoje, c, Stratford
- Oliver Kahn, rp, Kratovo
- Oliver St. John-Mollusc, c, Circus
- Olivia Culpo, rp, Milan
- Olivia Jordan, sp, Milan
- Olivia Newton-John, lf, Seattle
- Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, sp, Seattle
- Osvaldo Ardiles, ss, Kratovo
- Othello, sp, Stratford
- Ozma, rp, Paddington
P
- Paolo Maldini, sp, Kratovo
- Paul Rudd, sp, Tel Aviv
- Pete Conrad, cf, Columbus
- Peter Billingsley, rf, Sao Paulo
- Peter Rabbit, rp, Seattle
- Petr Sýkora, rf, Omsk
- Phil Dunphy, sp, on waivers
- Polonius, ss, Stratford
- Prince Herbert, sp, Circus
- Prodigy, 1b, San Jose/on waivers
Q
R
- RZA, mr, Compton
- Radek Bonk, 3b, Omsk
- Radek Dvořák, rf, Omsk
- Radek Faksa, rp, Stratford
- Raekwon, sp, on waivers
- Randall Munroe, ss, Multiverse
- Randy Quaid, rf, Sao Paulo
- Rasheed Wallace, sp, Baltimore
- Rat, 2b, Paddington
- Raven Baxter, sp, Los Angeles
- Raven-Symone Pearson, rf, Seattle
- Ravenous Baloth, cf, Multiverse
- Ray Clemence, sp, Multiverse
- Raymond Luxury Yacht, 3b, Cyberspace
- Reality Winner, sp, Los Angeles
- Reg, sp, Circus
- Revaz Dzodzuashvili, rp, on waivers
- Rhett James McLaughlin, ss, Cyberspace
- Rich Sutter, ss, Omsk
- Ricky Rubio, sp, Baltimore
- Rip Van Winkle, sp, Vancouver
- Robert Anderson Van Wyck, ss, on waivers
- Robert Patrick, 3b, Sao Paulo
- Robin van Persie, 2b, Kratovo
- Rocket Ismail, rp, Vancouver
- Rolando Johnson, sp, Cyberspace
- Romario de Souza Faria, rf, Kratovo
- Romee Strijd, sp, Milan
- Ron Obvious, 3b, Circus
- Ron Sutter, rp, Omsk
- Ronnie Wood, sp, Paddington
- Rose Bertram, rp, Stratford
- Roy Mitchell-Cardenas, sp, Seattle
- Ruben Boumtje-Boumtje, 1b, Baltimore
- Ruben Patterson, sp, Baltimore
- Rumpus Cat, rp, on waivers
- Runaway Bunny, ss, Paddington
- Ruud Gullit, cf, Seattle
- Ryusei the Falling Star, sp, Multiverse
S
- Sakashima the Imposter, mr, Multiverse
- Sandy Irvine, 2b, Columbus
- Sandy Koufax, rp, Tel Aviv
- Sarabi, cf, Washington
- Sarah Koenig, cf, Cyberspace
- Sarah Michelle Gellar, rp, Stratford
- Sassy C, mr, Compton
- Saul, ss, Multiverse
- Scarecrow, 3b, Paddington
- Scarface, 2b, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Scholastique Koolimo, 1b, San Jose
- Scott La Rock, 2b, Compton
- Selina Meyer, cf, Los Angeles
- Sensei Golden-Tail, rp, Multiverse
- Seth Rogen, rp, Sao Paulo
- Shane Dawson, c, Cyberspace
- Sharin Foo, lf, Seattle
- Sheila Broflovski, 3b, Sao Paulo
- Shia LaBoeuf, rf, Tel Aviv/Circus
- Shitavious Cook, mr, San Jose/Stratford
- Silver Bronzo, 2b, San Jose
- Simpkin, rp, on waivers
- Simply Invincible, rp, on waivers
- Sir Robin the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, mr, Circus
- Sivitri Scarzam, sp, Multiverse
- Skee-Lo, rf, Compton
- Snoop Dogg, sp, Compton
- Snow White, sp, Paddington
- Solinus, rf, Stratford/on waivers
- Solomon, rp, Tel Aviv
- Spike Tournament Grinder, mr, Multiverse
- Stan, mr, Circus
- Stan Van Gundy, lf, Vancouver
- Stelmaria, lf, Washington
- Suki Waterhouse, 2b, on waivers
- Superfruit, rp, Cyberspace
- Superintendent Parrot, c, Circus
- Suzanne Cryer, cf, Sao Paulo
- Sweet Orefice, 2b, San Jose
- Sycorax, rf, Stratford
- Sylvia Fine, cf, Tel Aviv
T
- T-Mo, rp, San Jose
- Taco B.M. Monster, rf, Sao Paulo
- Taco Pope, ss, on waivers
- Taffarel, sp, Kratovo
- Taffy Dale, lf, Seattle
- Tahani Al-Jamil, c, Compton
- Tailor of Gloucester, mr, Paddington
- Takeno Samurai General, sp, Multiverse
- Tassadar, 2b, Paddington
- Teppo Numminen, rp, Omsk
- Terry Porter, cf, Baltimore
- Thomas Adam Kirkman, sp, Washington
- Thomas J. Whitmore, 3b, Washington
- Thomas James Ridgewell, cf, Cyberspace
- Thrall Son of Durotan, sp, Columbus
- Tim, rp, San Jose/Stratford
- Tim Allen, rp, Sao Paulo
- Tim Wheeler, rp, on waivers
- Timmy Power Gamer, 1b, Multiverse
- Titania, mr, Stratford
- Tommie Frazier, sp, Stratford/on waivers
- Tommy Pickles, rp, Tel Aviv
- Tone-Loc, c, Compton
- Toto, 2b, Paddington
- Trinculo, sp, Stratford/on waivers
- True Sweetster, cf, San Jose
- Tyrande Whisperwind, 1b, Columbus
U
V
- Valdas Adamkus, rp, Sao Paulo
- Van Jones, rf, Multiverse
- Van Keefer, 3b, Los Angeles
- Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., rp, Vancouver
- Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., lf, Vancouver
- Vanilla Dong, rp, San Jose
- Vince Gilligan, 2b, Sao Paulo
- Vincent D'Onofrio, ss, on waivers
- Vincent Van Gogh, rf, on waivers
- Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith, cf, Circus
W
- Wicked Witch of the East, cf, Paddington
- Will Ferrell, rp, Sao Paulo
- Will Truman, lf, Circus/Tel Aviv
- William Cornelius Van Horne, 2b, Vancouver
- Willow Rosenberg, rp, Tel Aviv
- Willy Wonka, rf, Washington
- Winston Noble, rp, on waivers
- Wizard of Oz, cf, on waivers
- Wolfgang Van Halen, ss, Seattle
X
Y
Z
- Zach Braff, cf, Tel Aviv
- Zach Rogue, cf, Stratford/on waivers
- Zarley Zalapski, 1b, Omsk
- Zdenek Nehoda, c, Kratovo
- Zdeno Chára, lf, Omsk
- Zebediah Kilgrave, 2b, Washington
- Zeratul, cf, Columbus
- Zo-Zu the Punisher, rp, Multiverse
- Zoot, mr, Kratovo
- Žigmund Pálffy, ss, Omsk
By positionCatchers
- Aleksandr Zavarov, Kratovo
- Alfred Miles, Los Angeles
- Alicia Machado, San Jose
- Arabian Prince, Compton
- Bartolomeo Dias, Columbus
- Billy Cunningham, Baltimore
- Brodarious Hamm, San Jose
- Charlie Watts, Milan
- Chris Carrabba, Seattle
- Claire Dunphy, San Jose
- Davie Pepper, on waivers
- Derek Anderson, Baltimore
- Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, Washington
- Emeril Lagasse, Omsk
- Emperor, Paddington
- Esther, Tel Aviv
- Francis J. Underwood, Washington
- Gloria Delgado, Los Angeles
- Gordon Gekko, Washington
- Gretel Brinker, Multiverse
- Harry Gregg, Kratovo
- Illidan Stormrage, Columbus
- James Marshall, Washington
- Jason Mendoza, Los Angeles
- Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vancouver
- Joe Johnson, on waivers
- Joel Pepper, Sao Paulo
- Julius Caesar, Milan
- Julius Erving, Seattle
- Kree Harrison, Vancouver
- Ludwig van Beethoven, Vancouver
- Matthew Cuthbert, Multiverse
- Maurice Cheeks, Baltimore
- Mister Blue Sky, Sao Paulo
- Nigel Incubator-Jones, Circus
- Ole Lukoje, Stratford
- Oliver St. John-Mollusc, Circus
- Qyntel Woods, Baltimore
- Shane Dawson, Cyberspace
- Superintendent Parrot, Circus
- Tahani Al-Jamil, Compton
- Tone-Loc, Compton
- Zdenek Nehoda, Kratovo
First Basemen
- Aaron, Tel Aviv
- Antipholus of Ephesus, Kratovo
- Armin van Buuren, Vancouver
- Arvydas Sabonis, Baltimore
- Bears in Chairs, Paddington
- Big Gipp, Compton
- Bill Walton, Baltimore
- Brent Sutter, Omsk
- Chelsea Daniels, Los Angeles
- Chester Bennington, Seattle
- Clinton Hinton, Milan
- Coriolanus Snow, Washington
- Dr. Loki Skylizard, San Jose
- Dromio of Ephesus, Stratford
- Eeyore, on waivers
- Foxes, Circus
- Fumiko the Lowblood, Multiverse
- Gaby Dunn, Cyberspace
- Guillermo Mendizabal Sanchez, Stratford
- Jace Vryn's Prodigy, Multiverse
- LaMonte Nielson, on waivers
- Mario Van Peebles, on waivers
- Megan Gale, Milan
- Milhouse Van Houten, Vancouver
- Moses Malone, Baltimore
- Natalie Galkina, on waivers
- Prodigy, San Jose/on waivers
- Ruben Boumtje-Boumtje, Baltimore
- Scholastique Koolimo, San Jose
- Timmy Power Gamer, Multiverse
- Tyrande Whisperwind, Columbus
- Zarley Zalapski, Omsk
Second Basemen
- Aunt Em, Paddington
- Brian Kernighan, Tel Aviv
- Buzz Aldrin, on waivers
- Bárbara Seixas, Circus
- Cameron Tucker, Los Angeles
- Casper Lee, Cyberspace
- Chief Constable Fire, Stratford
- Daren Puppa, Omsk
- Dres, on waivers
- Elesh Norn, Multiverse
- Gabriel Omar Batistuta, Kratovo
- Gia Carangi, on waivers
- Hamlet, Stratford
- Henry Hudson, Circus
- Ill Bill, Compton
- Isaac Newton Van Nuys, Vancouver
- Kael'thas Sunstrider, Columbus
- Krusty the Clown, Tel Aviv/Circus
- Leslie Van Houten, Vancouver
- Lin-Manuel Miranda, Sao Paulo
- Lizzy Caplan, Tel Aviv
- Marc Wilmots, Kratovo
- Meloku the Clouded Mirror, Multiverse
- Mr. Pither, Circus
- Murellus, Cyberspace
- Nina Persson, Seattle
- Noah Daniels, Washington
- Rat, Paddington
- Robin van Persie, Kratovo
- Sandy Irvine, Columbus
- Scarface, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Scott La Rock, Compton
- Silver Bronzo, San Jose
- Suki Waterhouse, on waivers
- Sweet Orefice, San Jose
- Tassadar, Paddington
- Toto, Paddington
- U-God, Compton
- Vince Gilligan, Sao Paulo
- William Cornelius Van Horne, Vancouver
- Zebediah Kilgrave, Washington
Third Basemen
- Amy Farrah Fowler, Sao Paulo
- Antipholus of Syracuse, Stratford
- Bonzi Wells, Baltimore
- Cappadonna, Compton
- Carlos Alberto Valderrama Palacio, Kratovo
- Claudio Caniggia, Kratovo
- Dolph Schayes, Baltimore
- Franco Causio, Stratford
- Gay Straite, San Jose
- Grom Hellscream, Columbus
- Gus Van Sant, Vancouver
- Henry Wensleydale, Tel Aviv
- Jay Pritchett, Los Angeles
- Jeravicious Raven, San Jose
- John Slattery, Omsk
- Katrina Kaif, Milan/Seattle
- Kayode Ewumi, Cyberspace
- Keiga the Tide Star, Multiverse
- Mack 10, on waivers
- Manny Delgado, San Jose
- Marcel Rodriguez-Lopez, Seattle
- Mark Antony, Stratford
- Marloes Horst, on waivers
- Masta Killa, Compton
- Megan Williams, Milan
- Radek Bonk, Omsk
- Raymond Luxury Yacht, Cyberspace
- Robert Patrick, Sao Paulo
- Ron Obvious, Circus
- Scarecrow, Paddington
- Sheila Broflovski, Sao Paulo
- Thomas J. Whitmore, Washington
- Ulysses Delano Fitzgerald Milhous Pinky, Washington
- Uyo Silent Prophet, Multiverse
- Van Keefer, Los Angeles
Shortstops
- Alan Menken, Tel Aviv
- Andy Brandy Casagrande IV, San Jose
- Anthony Thompson, Vancouver
- Brad Shultz, Seattle
- Bree Sharp, Seattle
- Cameron Dallas, Cyberspace
- Cardinal Biggles, Circus
- Cory Baxter, Los Angeles
- DJ Hollywood, Compton
- Dallas Ennema, San Jose
- Danielle Harrington, Compton
- Diablo, Columbus
- Edita Vilkeviciute, Milan
- Erika Heynatz, Milan
- Erin Burnett, Sao Paulo
- Eugene Kranz, Columbus
- Francis Drake, Paddington
- Gervaise Brook-Hampster, Circus
- Hal Greer, Baltimore
- John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., Sao Paulo
- Judd Apatow, Tel Aviv
- Kanga, Sao Paulo
- Keith Van Horn, Vancouver
- Khujo, on waivers
- Lauren Brie Harding, Milan
- Maurice Lucas, Baltimore
- Mighty Fine, San Jose
- Mitchell Pritchett, Los Angeles
- Norman Osborn, Washington
- Osvaldo Ardiles, Kratovo
- Polonius, Stratford
- Randall Munroe, Multiverse
- Rhett James McLaughlin, Cyberspace
- Rich Sutter, Omsk
- Robert Anderson Van Wyck, on waivers
- Runaway Bunny, Paddington
- Saul, Multiverse
- Taco Pope, on waivers
- Vincent D'Onofrio, on waivers
- Wolfgang Van Halen, Seattle
- Yosei the Morning Star, on waivers
- Žigmund Pálffy, Omsk
Left Fielders
- Abraham Van Helsing, Vancouver
- Alx James, Cyberspace/on waivers
- Arthas Menethil, Columbus
- Caliban, Stratford
- Carla Bruni, Milan
- Cherries Waffles Tennis, San Jose
- Chief Superintendent Lookout, Circus
- Dennis Bergkamp, Kratovo
- Doug Collins, Baltimore
- Eleanor Shellstrop, Los Angeles
- Erich Von Drygalski, Columbus
- Gheorghe Hagi, Kratovo
- Gil Eanes, Tel Aviv
- Giselle Lazzarato, Cyberspace
- Haley Dunphy, Los Angeles
- Hannah Ferguson, Milan
- Jason Ritter, Sao Paulo
- Jiro Ono, Omsk
- John Popper, Seattle
- Johnny Rep, Los Angeles/on waivers
- Kevin Love, Seattle
- Kokusho the Evening Star, Multiverse/on waivers
- Lais Ribero, Stratford
- Laura Priscilla Montez, Washington
- Mary Lennox, on waivers
- Moe Howard, Sao Paulo
- Mole, Paddington
- Notorious B.I.G., Circus
- Olivia Newton-John, Seattle
- Sharin Foo, Seattle
- Stan Van Gundy, Vancouver
- Stelmaria, Washington
- Taffy Dale, Seattle
- Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., Vancouver
- Will Truman, Circus/Tel Aviv
- Young Mouse, Paddington
- Zdeno Chára, Omsk
Center Fielders
- Allie Brosh, Cyberspace
- Andrew McKeag, Washington
- Bethany Mota, Cyberspace
- Charles Joseph McDonnell, Cyberspace
- Chillie Poon, San Jose
- Chris Collingwood, on waivers
- Chrissie Hynde, Seattle
- Cliff Robinson, Baltimore
- Clyde Drexler, Baltimore
- Colm O Ciosoig, Seattle/Milan
- Dave Snuggerud, Omsk
- Dre Johnson, Los Angeles
- Eddie Van Halen, Seattle
- Emanuela de Paula, Milan
- Erayo Soratami Ascendent, on waivers
- Excellent Raymond, San Jose
- George Vancouver, Vancouver
- Grandmaster Caz, on waivers
- Harry "Snapper" Organs, Circus
- Hugo Sánchez Márquez, Kratovo
- James Beard, Omsk
- James Van Ness, Vancouver
- Jazzi Barnum-Bobb, San Jose/on waivers
- Jenny Slate, Kratovo
- Joel Embiid, Baltimore
- Kataki War's Wage, Multiverse
- Let's Get Ready To Rumble, Stratford
- Lieutenant Kirtar, on waivers
- Marco van Basten, on waivers
- Michael "Bruce" Baldwin, Circus
- Mordechai, Tel Aviv
- Necro, Compton
- Pete Conrad, Columbus
- Ravenous Baloth, Multiverse
- Ruud Gullit, Seattle
- Sarabi, Washington
- Sarah Koenig, Cyberspace
- Selina Meyer, Los Angeles
- Suzanne Cryer, Sao Paulo
- Sylvia Fine, Tel Aviv
- Terry Porter, Baltimore
- Thomas James Ridgewell, Cyberspace
- True Sweetster, San Jose
- Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith, Circus
- Wicked Witch of the East, Paddington
- Wizard of Oz, on waivers
- Zach Braff, Tel Aviv
- Zach Rogue, Stratford/on waivers
- Zeratul, Columbus
Right Fielders
- Amanda Miranda Panda, Seattle
- Andy Hertzfeld, Tel Aviv
- Anub'arak, Circus/Tel Aviv
- Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson, on waivers
- Ben Lee, Sao Paulo
- Ben Pepper, Omsk
- Brutus, Kratovo
- Candace Payne, on waivers
- Constance Jablonski, on waivers
- Darren Aronofsky, Paddington
- Ernest Shackleton, Columbus
- Esti Ginzburg, Milan
- George McGinnis, on waivers
- Henry Roarke, Washington
- Highlord Alarak, Columbus
- Isao Enlightened Bushi, Stratford
- Jan van Eyck, Vancouver
- Jeru the Damaja, Compton
- Jiřà Šlégr, Omsk
- Jonah Hill, Tel Aviv
- Kimmy Schmidt, Los Angeles
- Lin Chi-Ling, Milan
- Lin Sivvi, Multiverse
- Matriarch Raszagal, Columbus
- Milkshake Duck, on waivers
- Peter Billingsley, Sao Paulo
- Petr Sýkora, Omsk
- Radek Dvořák, Omsk
- Randy Quaid, Sao Paulo
- Raven-Symone Pearson, Seattle
- Romario de Souza Faria, Kratovo
- Shia LaBoeuf, Tel Aviv/Circus
- Skee-Lo, Compton
- Solinus, Stratford/on waivers
- Sycorax, Stratford
- Taco B.M. Monster, Sao Paulo
- Van Jones, Multiverse
- Vincent Van Gogh, on waivers
- Willy Wonka, Washington
Starting Pitchers
- Amelia Earhart, Columbus
- André 3000, Compton
- Anne Shirley, Los Angeles
- Artanis, Columbus
- Ashley Clements, Cyberspace
- Baskerville Holmes, San Jose
- Ben Bernanke, Tel Aviv
- Ben Schwartz, Tel Aviv
- Big Boi, Compton
- Bregje Heinen, on waivers
- Brian, Circus/on waivers
- Busta Rhymes, Stratford
- Charles Van Doren, Vancouver
- Chase Carter, Milan
- Chidi Anagonye, Los Angeles
- Colleen Ballinger, Cyberspace
- Curly Howard, on waivers
- David, Tel Aviv
- David KrejÄÃ, on waivers
- Davide Scabin, Omsk
- Diana Barry, Paddington
- Edwin van der Sar, Kratovo
- Esa Tikkanen, on waivers
- Felipe Calderon, Tel Aviv
- Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, Stratford
- Flavious Coffee, San Jose
- GZA, on waivers
- Guenhwyvar, Sao Paulo
- Hank Green, Cyberspace
- Hannah Hart, Cyberspace
- Heath Shuler, Multiverse/on waivers
- Infinite Grover, San Jose
- Jace Memory Adept, Paddington
- Jace the Mind Sculptor, Multiverse
- Jack the Giant Killer, Paddington
- James Raynor, Columbus
- James William Sawyer, Washington
- JaromÃr Jágr, Omsk
- Jeff Beukeboom, Omsk
- Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond, Baltimore
- Jenna Mourey, Cyberspace
- John Cabot, on waivers
- John Patrick Ryan, on waivers
- Jose Rene Higuita Zapata, Kratovo
- Joules Scott-Key, Seattle
- Judith, Circus
- June Carter Cash, Seattle
- Kate Bock, Milan
- King of Swamp Castle, on waivers
- Knight Who Till Recently Said "Ni!", on waivers
- Konda Lord of Eiganjo, on waivers
- Lucretia Van Horn, Vancouver
- Major Teroh, Los Angeles
- Mamrie Hart, Cyberspace
- Marek Židlický, Omsk
- Matthew Ellis, Washington
- Mephisto, Columbus
- Method Man, Compton
- Miguel Bernardo Bianquetti, Kratovo
- Miikka Kiprusoff, Omsk
- Mike Godwin, Cyberspace
- Mikey Politano, Los Angeles
- Old Lady Whispering Hush, Paddington
- Olivia Jordan, Milan
- Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, Seattle
- Othello, Stratford
- Paolo Maldini, Kratovo
- Paul Rudd, Tel Aviv
- Phil Dunphy, on waivers
- Prince Herbert, Circus
- Raekwon, on waivers
- Rasheed Wallace, Baltimore
- Raven Baxter, Los Angeles
- Ray Clemence, Multiverse
- Reality Winner, Los Angeles
- Reg, Circus
- Ricky Rubio, Baltimore
- Rip Van Winkle, Vancouver
- Rolando Johnson, Cyberspace
- Romee Strijd, Milan
- Ronnie Wood, Paddington
- Roy Mitchell-Cardenas, Seattle
- Ruben Patterson, Baltimore
- Ryusei the Falling Star, Multiverse
- Sivitri Scarzam, Multiverse
- Snoop Dogg, Compton
- Snow White, Paddington
- Taffarel, Kratovo
- Takeno Samurai General, Multiverse
- Thomas Adam Kirkman, Washington
- Thrall Son of Durotan, Columbus
- Tommie Frazier, Stratford/on waivers
- Trinculo, Stratford/on waivers
Middle Relievers
- Adam Goldberg, Los Angeles
- Archimonde, Kratovo
- Barbara Palvin, Milan
- Bianca Balti, Milan
- Cedric Bixler-Zavala, Seattle
- Cool Breeze, Compton
- Deron Williams, on waivers
- Elizabeth McCord, Washington
- Emmanuelle Chriqui, Tel Aviv
- Felicia Day, Cyberspace
- Flavius, Kratovo
- Iola Morton, on waivers
- Jessica Lee Rose, Cyberspace
- Jesus Christ, Paddington
- John Keeler, Washington
- Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, Sao Paulo
- Kiki-Jiki Mirror Breaker, Multiverse
- Kira Great Glass Spinner, Multiverse
- Leeroy Jenkins, Seattle
- Linus Van Pelt, Vancouver
- Lionel Hollins, Baltimore
- Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, Vancouver
- Maggie Hassan, Sao Paulo
- Massimiliano Alajmo, Omsk
- Nath of the Gilt-Leaf, Circus
- Ner'zhul, Columbus
- RZA, Compton
- Sakashima the Imposter, Multiverse
- Sassy C, Compton
- Shitavious Cook, San Jose/Stratford
- Sir Robin the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, Circus
- Spike Tournament Grinder, Multiverse
- Stan, Circus
- Tailor of Gloucester, Paddington
- Titania, Stratford
- Uncle Henry, Paddington
- Zoot, Kratovo
Relief Pitchers
- 2D, Sao Paulo
- Abel Tasman, on waivers
- Al Horford, on waivers
- Alex Dunphy, Los Angeles
- Alexi Stukov, Columbus
- Alison Brie, Sao Paulo
- Amerigo Vespucci, Columbus
- Andre Marie, Paddington
- Arcturus Mengsk, Columbus
- Assumption Bulltron, San Jose
- Baal, Columbus
- Baby-D, on waivers
- Badger, Paddington
- Ben Simmons, Baltimore
- Ben Stiller, Circus
- Bo Krsmanovic, Milan
- Burm Snart, San Jose
- Chris Bosh, Baltimore
- Cindy Bruna, Milan
- Ciro Ferrera, Circus
- Daniel Boulud, Omsk
- Daniel James Howell, Cyberspace
- Dominik Hašek, Omsk
- Dorothy Gale, Paddington
- Duffy McSwiggin, San Jose
- Earn Marks, Los Angeles
- Ed O'Neill, Sao Paulo
- Eddie Huang, Los Angeles
- Erick Sermon, Compton
- Erwin Fuchsbichler, Kratovo
- Fatima Siad, on waivers
- Franco Baresi, Seattle
- Fred VanVleet, Vancouver
- Friedrich Koncilia, Los Angeles
- Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett, Los Angeles
- Gemma Ward, Stratford
- Geoff Petrie, Baltimore
- George Sears, Washington
- Ghostface Killah, Compton
- Glinda, Paddington
- Guildenstern, Stratford
- Harrison Ford, Circus
- Harvey Keitel, Tel Aviv
- I-Perfection Harris, San Jose
- Incontinentia Buttocks, Circus
- Inspectah Deck, Compton
- Itchy, Washington
- Jack Charlton, on waivers
- Jacques Songo'o, Kratovo
- Janne Niinimaa, Omsk
- Jasmyn Wilkins, Milan
- Jason Finn, Washington
- Joao Justino Amaral dos Santos, Stratford
- Johnny Combo Player, Multiverse
- Josh Gad, Tel Aviv
- KRS-One, Compton
- Karl-Anthony Towns, Baltimore
- Kel'Thuzad, Columbus
- Ki-Jana Carter, Vancouver
- Leomie Anderson, Milan
- Ma$e, Compton
- Mamé Adjei, Milan
- Mandy Cohen, Stratford
- Markelle Fultz, Baltimore
- Martin Van Buren, Vancouver
- Matt Bruce, Los Angeles
- Melody Margaret Grant, Washington
- Meriwether Lewis, Columbus
- Michelle Phan, Cyberspace
- Monika Jagaciak, Milan
- Montgomery Burns, Washington
- Nehemiah Scudder, Washington
- Ol' Dirty Bastard, Compton
- Oliver Kahn, Kratovo
- Olivia Culpo, Milan
- Ozma, Paddington
- Peter Rabbit, Seattle
- Radek Faksa, Stratford
- Revaz Dzodzuashvili, on waivers
- Rocket Ismail, Vancouver
- Ron Sutter, Omsk
- Rose Bertram, Stratford
- Rumpus Cat, on waivers
- Sandy Koufax, Tel Aviv
- Sarah Michelle Gellar, Stratford
- Sensei Golden-Tail, Multiverse
- Seth Rogen, Sao Paulo
- Simpkin, on waivers
- Simply Invincible, on waivers
- Solomon, Tel Aviv
- Superfruit, Cyberspace
- T-Mo, San Jose
- Teppo Numminen, Omsk
- Tim, San Jose/Stratford
- Tim Allen, Sao Paulo
- Tim Wheeler, on waivers
- Tommy Pickles, Tel Aviv
- Valdas Adamkus, Sao Paulo
- Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., Vancouver
- Vanilla Dong, San Jose
- Will Ferrell, Sao Paulo
- Willow Rosenberg, Tel Aviv
- Winston Noble, on waivers
- Zo-Zu the Punisher, Multiverse