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SimBase Players, Year 77

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2D, rp, on waivers

A Ryan Seacrest Type, 2b, Hollywoo
Aaron, 1b, Tel Aviv
Aaron Patterson, ss, Sao Paulo
Abholos, 1b, Circus
Abraham Van Helsing, lf, Vancouver
Adam Goldberg, mr, on waivers
Alan Menken, ss, Tel Aviv
Aleksandr Zavarov, c, Kratovo
Alex Dunphy, rp, on waivers
Alexi Stukov, rp, Columbus
Alfred Miles, c, Los Angeles
Alicia Machado, c, San Jose
Alison Brie, rp, on waivers
Allie Brosh, cf, Cyberspace
Amanda Miranda Panda, rf, Seattle
Amar Bose, ss, Sao Paulo
Amelia Earhart, sp, Columbus
Amerigo Vespucci, rp, Columbus
Amy Farrah Fowler, 3b, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Andre Marie, rp, Paddington
Andrew McKeag, cf, Hollywoo
André 3000, sp, Compton
Andy Brandy Casagrande IV, ss, San Jose
Andy Hertzfeld, rf, on waivers
Anne Shirley, sp, Los Angeles
Anthony Thompson, ss, Vancouver
Antipholus of Ephesus, 3b, Kratovo
Antipholus of Syracuse, 2b, Stratford
Anub'arak, rf, Tel Aviv
Arabian Prince, c, Compton
Archimonde, mr, Kratovo
Arcturus Mengsk, rp, Columbus
Ariel, cf, Stratford
Arlinn Kord, c, Multiverse
Armin van Buuren, 1b, Vancouver
Artanis, sp, Columbus
Arthas Menethil, lf, Columbus
Arvydas Sabonis, 1b, Baltimore
Ashley Clements, sp, Cyberspace
Assumption Bulltron, rp, San Jose
Aunt Em, 2b, Paddington

Baal, rp, Columbus
Badger, rp, Paddington
Baoht Z'uqqa-Mogg, rf, Arkham
Barbara Palvin, mr, Milan
Bartolomeo Dias, c, Columbus
Baskerville Holmes, sp, San Jose
Bears in Chairs, 1b, Paddington
Ben Bernanke, sp, on waivers
Ben Lee, rf, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Ben Pepper, rf, Omsk/on waivers
Ben Savage, rp, Tel Aviv
Ben Schwartz, sp, Tel Aviv
Ben Simmons, rp, Baltimore
Ben Stiller, rp, Circus
Bethany Mota, cf, Sao Paulo
Bianca Balti, mr, Multiverse
Big Boi, sp, Compton
Big Gipp, 1b, Sao Paulo
Bill Walton, 1b, Baltimore
Billy Cunningham, c, Baltimore
Biz Markie, 1b, Compton
Blanca Padilla, c, Milan
Bo Krsmanovic, rp, Milan
BoJack Horseman, ss, Hollywoo
Bonzi Wells, 3b, Baltimore
Brad Friedel, rp, Kratovo
Brad Shultz, ss, Seattle
Bree Sharp, ss, Seattle
Brent Sutter, 1b, Omsk
Brian Kernighan, 2b, on waivers
Brodarious Hamm, c, San Jose
Brutus, rf, Kratovo
Burm Snart, rp, San Jose
Busta Rhymes, sp, Stratford
Bárbara Seixas, 1b, Circus

CJ McCollum, cf, Baltimore
Caliban, lf, Stratford
Cameron Dallas, ss, Cyberspace
Cameron Tucker, 2b, Los Angeles
Cappadonna, 3b, Compton
Cardinal Biggles, ss, Circus
Carla Bruni, lf, Milan
Carlos Alberto Valderrama Palacio, 3b, Kratovo
Casper Lee, ss, Cyberspace
Cedric Bixler-Zavala, mr, Seattle
Charles Joseph McDonnell, cf, Cyberspace
Charles Van Doren, sp, Vancouver
Charlie Watts, c, Milan
Chase Carter, sp, Seattle/on waivers
Chaugnar Faugn, rp, Arkham
Chelsea Daniels, 1b, Los Angeles
Cherries Waffles Tennis, lf, San Jose
Chester Bennington, 1b, Seattle
Chidi Anagonye, sp, Los Angeles
Chief Constable Fire, 2b, Stratford/Sao Paulo
Chief Superintendent Lookout, cf, Circus/Sao Paulo
Chillie Poon, cf, San Jose
Chris Bosh, rp, Baltimore
Chris Carrabba, c, Seattle
Chrissie Hynde, cf, Seattle
Cindy Bruna, rp, Milan
Ciro Ferrera, rp, Circus
Claire Dunphy, c, San Jose
Claudio Caniggia, 3b, Kratovo
Cliff Robinson, cf, Baltimore
Clinton Hinton, 1b, Milan
Clyde Drexler, cf, Baltimore
Colleen Ballinger, sp, Cyberspace
Colm O Ciosoig, cf, Milan
Cool Breeze, mr, Compton
Coriolanus Snow, 1b, Hollywoo
Corky Boozé, c, San Jose
Cory Baxter, ss, Los Angeles
Curious George, rf, Paddington

DJ Hollywood, ss, Compton
Dack Fayden, 1b, Multiverse
Dallas Ennema, ss, on waivers
Damian Lillard, ss, Baltimore
Daniel Boulud, rp, Omsk
Daniel James Howell, rp, Cyberspace
Danielle Harrington, ss, Sao Paulo
Daren Puppa, 2b, Omsk/on waivers
Darren Aronofsky, rf, Paddington
Dave Snuggerud, cf, on waivers
David, sp, Tel Aviv
Davide Scabin, sp, Omsk
Dennis Bergkamp, lf, Kratovo
Derek Anderson, c, on waivers
Diablo, ss, Columbus
Diana Barry, sp, Paddington
Dolph Schayes, 3b, Baltimore
Dominik HaÅ¡ek, rp, Omsk
Dorothy Gale, rp, Circus
Doug Collins, lf, Baltimore
Dovin Baan, rf, Multiverse
Dr. Loki Skylizard, 1b, San Jose
Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, c, Hollywoo
Dre Johnson, cf, Los Angeles
Drew Scanlon, ss, Cyberspace
Dromio of Ephesus, c, Stratford
Duffy McSwiggin, rp, San Jose

Earn Marks, rp, Los Angeles
Ed O'Neill, rp, Sao Paulo
Eddie Huang, rp, Los Angeles
Eddie Van Halen, cf, Seattle
Edita Vilkeviciute, ss, Milan
Edwin van der Sar, sp, Kratovo
Eleanor Shellstrop, lf, Los Angeles
Elesh Norn, 2b, Multiverse
Eli, 2b, Tel Aviv
Elizabeth McCord, mr, Washington
Emanuela de Paula, cf, Milan
Emeril Lagasse, c, Omsk
Emmanuelle Chriqui, mr, on waivers
Emperor, c, Paddington
Erich Von Drygalski, lf, Columbus
Erick Sermon, rp, on waivers
Erika Heynatz, ss, Milan
Erin Burnett, ss, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Ernest Shackleton, rf, Columbus
Erwin Fuchsbichler, rp, Kratovo
Esther, c, Tel Aviv
Esti Ginzburg, rf, Milan
Eugene Kranz, ss, Columbus
Excellent Raymond, cf, San Jose

Felicia Day, mr, Cyberspace
Felipe Calderon, sp, Tel Aviv
Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, sp, Stratford
Flavious Coffee, sp, San Jose
Flavius, mr, Kratovo
Forbes Thor Kiddoo, rp, San Jose
Foxes, 1b, Circus
Francis Drake, ss, Hollywoo
Francis J. Underwood, c, Washington
Franco Baresi, rp, on waivers
Franco Causio, 3b, Stratford
Fred Savage, sp, Tel Aviv
Fred VanVleet, rp, Vancouver
Friedrich Koncilia, rp, on waivers
Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett, rp, Los Angeles
Fumiko the Lowblood, 1b, Multiverse

Gabriel Omar Batistuta, 2b, Kratovo
Gaby Dunn, 1b, Cyberspace
Gay Straite, 3b, San Jose
Gemma Ward, rp, Stratford/on waivers
Geoff Petrie, rp, Baltimore
George Sears, rp, Hollywoo
George Vancouver, cf, Vancouver
Gervaise Brook-Hampster, ss, Circus
Gheorghe Hagi, lf, Kratovo
Ghostface Killah, rp, Compton
Gil Eanes, lf, Tel Aviv
Giselle Lazzarato, lf, Cyberspace
Glinda, rp, Paddington
Gloria Delgado, c, Los Angeles
Gordon Gekko, c, Hollywoo
Grace Elizabeth, mr, Milan
Gretel Brinker, c, on waivers
Grom Hellscream, 3b, Columbus
Guenhwyvar, sp, Sao Paulo/Stratford
Guildenstern, rp, Stratford
Guillermo Mendizabal Sanchez, 1b, on waivers
Gus Van Sant, 3b, Vancouver

Hal Greer, ss, Baltimore
Haley Dunphy, lf, Los Angeles
Hamlet, 2b, Stratford
Hank Green, sp, Cyberspace
Hannah Ferguson, lf, Milan
Hannah Hart, sp, Cyberspace
Harrison Ford, rp, Circus
Harry "Snapper" Organs, cf, Circus
Harry Gregg, c, Kratovo
Harvey Keitel, rp, Tel Aviv
Henry Hudson, 2b, Circus
Henry Roarke, rf, Hollywoo
Henry Wensleydale, 3b, Tel Aviv
Highlord Alarak, rf, Columbus
Hugo Sánchez Márquez, cf, Kratovo

I-Perfection Harris, rp, San Jose
Ill Bill, 2b, Compton
Illidan Stormrage, c, Columbus
Incontinentia Buttocks, rp, Circus
Infinite Grover, sp, San Jose
Inspectah Deck, rp, Compton
Isaac Newton Van Nuys, 2b, Vancouver
Isao Enlightened Bushi, rf, Stratford
Itchy, rp, Hollywoo

Jace Memory Adept, sp, Paddington
Jace Vryn's Prodigy, c, Multiverse
Jace the Mind Sculptor, sp, Multiverse
Jack the Giant Killer, sp, Paddington
Jacques Songo'o, rp, Kratovo
Jadakiss, rp, Compton
James Beard, cf, Omsk
James Marshall, c, Hollywoo
James Raynor, sp, on waivers
James Van Ness, cf, Vancouver
James William Sawyer, sp, Hollywoo
Jan van Eyck, rf, Vancouver
Janne Niinimaa, rp, Omsk
JaromÃr JÃ¡gr, sp, Omsk
Jasmyn Wilkins, rp, Milan
Jason Finn, rp, Hollywoo
Jason Mendoza, c, Los Angeles
Jason Ritter, lf, Sao Paulo
Jay Pritchett, 3b, Los Angeles
Jean-Claude Van Damme, c, Vancouver
Jeff Beukeboom, sp, Omsk
Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond, sp, Baltimore
Jenna Mourey, sp, on waivers
Jenny Slate, 3b, Kratovo
Jeravicious Raven, 3b, San Jose
Jerrod Carmichael, rp, Los Angeles
Jeru the Damaja, 1b, on waivers
Jesse Eisenberg, 2b, Tel Aviv
Jessica Lee Rose, mr, Cyberspace
Jesus Christ, mr, on waivers
Jim Gaffigan, rp, Los Angeles
Jimbob Ghostkeeper, rp, on waivers
Jiro Ono, lf, Omsk
JiÅ™Ã Å lÃ©gr, rf, Omsk
Joan Kapur, 3b, Hollywoo
Joao Justino Amaral dos Santos, rp, on waivers
Joel Embiid, cf, Baltimore
Joel Pepper, c, Sao Paulo/on waivers
John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., ss, Sao Paulo/on waivers
John Keeler, mr, Hollywoo
John Popper, lf, Seattle
John Slattery, 3b, on waivers
Johnny Combo Player, rp, Multiverse
Jonah Hill, rf, Tel Aviv
Jose Rene Higuita Zapata, sp, on waivers
Josh Gad, rp, Tel Aviv
Joules Scott-Key, sp, Seattle
Juan Garcia-Herreros, rf, Seattle
Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, mr, on waivers
Judd Apatow, ss, Tel Aviv
Judith, sp, Circus
Julius Caesar, c, Milan
Julius Erving, c, Seattle
June Carter Cash, sp, Seattle
Jusuf NurkiÄ‡, 2b, Baltimore

KRS-One, rp, Compton
Kael'thas Sunstrider, 2b, Columbus
Kaia Gerber, ss, Milan
Kanga, ss, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Karl-Anthony Towns, rp, on waivers
Kat Dennings, mr, Tel Aviv
Kataki War's Wage, cf, Multiverse
Kate Bock, sp, Sao Paulo
Katrina Kaif, 1b, Seattle
Kayode Ewumi, 3b, Cyberspace
Keiga the Tide Star, 3b, Multiverse
Keith Van Horn, ss, Vancouver
Kel'Thuzad, rp, Columbus
Kevin Love, lf, Seattle/Hollywoo
Ki-Jana Carter, rp, Vancouver
Kiki-Jiki Mirror Breaker, mr, Multiverse
Kimmy Schmidt, rf, Los Angeles
King Leoric, sp, Columbus
Kira Great Glass Spinner, mr, on waivers
Kitty Pryde, mr, Tel Aviv
Kree Harrison, c, Vancouver
Krusty the Clown, 2b, Circus

LaMarcus Aldridge, sp, Baltimore
Lais Ribero, lf, Stratford
Larry David, rp, Tel Aviv
Laura Priscilla Montez, lf, Hollywoo/Washington
Lauren Brie Harding, ss, Sao Paulo
Leeroy Jenkins, mr, Seattle
Leomie Anderson, rp, Milan
Leslie Van Houten, 2b, Vancouver
Let's Get Ready To Rumble, cf, Stratford
Lin Chi-Ling, 3b, Milan
Lin Sivvi, rf, Multiverse
Lin-Manuel Miranda, 2b, Sao Paulo/Omsk
Linus Van Pelt, mr, Vancouver
Lionel Hollins, mr, Baltimore
Lizzy Caplan, 2b, Tel Aviv
Lucretia Van Horn, sp, Vancouver
Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, mr, Vancouver
Ludwig van Beethoven, c, Vancouver

Ma$e, rp, Compton
Madeline, 1b, Paddington
Maggie Hassan, mr, Sao Paulo/Seattle
Major Teroh, sp, Los Angeles
Mamrie Hart, sp, Cyberspace
Mamé Adjei, rp, on waivers
Mandy Cohen, rp, Stratford
Mannoroth, 3b, Columbus
Manny Delgado, 3b, San Jose
Marc Wilmots, 2b, Kratovo
Marcel Rodriguez-Lopez, 3b, Seattle
Marek Å½idlickÃ½, mr, Omsk
Mark Antony, 3b, Stratford
Markelle Fultz, rp, Baltimore
Martin Van Buren, rp, Vancouver
Massimiliano Alajmo, mr, Omsk
Masta Killa, 3b, Compton
Matriarch Raszagal, rf, Columbus
Matt Bruce, rp, Los Angeles
Matthew Cuthbert, c, Multiverse
Matthew Ellis, sp, Washington
Matthew Inman, rf, Cyberspace
Matthew Shultz, 2b, Seattle
Maurice Cheeks, c, Baltimore
Maurice Lucas, ss, Baltimore
Megan Gale, 1b, Milan
Megan Williams, rf, Milan
Melissa Stetten, c, Milan
Melody Margaret Grant, rp, Hollywoo
Meloku the Clouded Mirror, 2b, Multiverse
Mephisto, sp, on waivers
Meriwether Lewis, rp, Columbus
Method Man, sp, Compton
Michael "Bruce" Baldwin, cf, Circus
Michael Laudrup, cf, Kratovo
Michelle Phan, rp, Cyberspace
Mighty Fine, ss, San Jose
Miguel Bernardo Bianquetti, sp, Kratovo
Miikka Kiprusoff, sp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Mike Godwin, sp, Cyberspace
Mikey Politano, sp, Los Angeles
Milhouse Van Houten, 1b, Vancouver
Miracle Crimes, mr, San Jose
Miss Clavel, rf, Paddington
Mister Blue Sky, c, Sao Paulo
Mitchell Pritchett, ss, Los Angeles
Moe Howard, lf, Sao Paulo
Mole, lf, on waivers
Monika Jagaciak, rp, Milan
Montgomery Burns, rp, Hollywoo
Mordechai, cf, Tel Aviv
Moses Malone, 1b, on waivers
Mosthigh Thankgod, lf, San Jose
Mr. Pither, 2b, Circus
Murellus, 2b, Cyberspace

Nath of the Gilt-Leaf, mr, Circus
Nathan Poe, rp, on waivers
Necro, cf, Compton
Nehemiah Scudder, rp, Hollywoo
Ner'zhul, mr, Columbus
Nigel Incubator-Jones, c, Circus
Nina Persson, 2b, Seattle
Noah Daniels, 2b, Hollywoo
Norman Osborn, ss, Hollywoo/Washington
Notorious B.I.G., lf, Circus/on waivers
Noureddine Naybet, rf, on waivers

Ol' Dirty Bastard, rp, Compton
Old Lady Whispering Hush, sp, Paddington
Ole Lukoje, c, Stratford
Oliver Kahn, rp, Kratovo
Oliver St. John-Mollusc, c, Circus
Olivia Culpo, sp, Milan
Olivia Jordan, sp, Milan
Olivia Newton-John, lf, Seattle
Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, sp, Seattle
Osvaldo Ardiles, ss, Kratovo
Othello, sp, Stratford
Overmind, cf, Columbus
Ozma, rp, Paddington

Paolo Maldini, sp, Kratovo
Pat LaFontaine, 3b, Omsk
Patrick Flatley, ss, Omsk
Paul Rudd, sp, Tel Aviv
Pete Conrad, cf, on waivers
Peter Billingsley, rf, Sao Paulo
Peter Rabbit, rp, Seattle
Petr SÃ½kora, 3b, Omsk/on waivers
Pharoahe Monch, mr, Compton
Polonius, ss, Stratford
Prince Herbert, sp, Circus

Qyntel Woods, c, Baltimore

RZA, mr, Compton
Radek Bonk, rf, Omsk
Radek DvoÅ™Ã¡k, rf, Omsk
Radek Faksa, rp, Stratford
Randall Munroe, ss, on waivers
Randy Quaid, cf, Sao Paulo/Omsk
Rasheed Wallace, sp, Baltimore
Rat, 2b, Sao Paulo
Raven Baxter, sp, Los Angeles
Raven Lyn, rp, Milan
Raven-Symone Pearson, rf, Seattle
Ravenous Baloth, cf, Multiverse
Ray Clemence, sp, Multiverse
Raymond Luxury Yacht, 3b, Cyberspace
Reality Winner, sp, Los Angeles
Redman, sp, on waivers
Reg, sp, Circus
Rhett James McLaughlin, ss, on waivers
Rich Sutter, ss, Omsk
Ricky Rubio, sp, on waivers
Rip Van Winkle, sp, Vancouver
Rob McElhenney, rp, Sao Paulo
Robert Patrick, 3b, Sao Paulo
Robin van Persie, 2b, Kratovo
Rocket Ismail, rp, Vancouver
Rolando Johnson, sp, Cyberspace
Romario de Souza Faria, rf, on waivers
Romee Strijd, sp, Milan
Ron Obvious, 3b, Circus
Ron Sutter, rp, Omsk
Ronnie Wood, sp, Paddington
Rose Bertram, rp, Stratford
Roy Mitchell-Cardenas, sp, Seattle
Ruben Boumtje-Boumtje, 1b, Baltimore
Ruben Patterson, sp, Baltimore
Runaway Bunny, ss, Paddington
Ruud Gullit, cf, Seattle
Ryusei the Falling Star, sp, Sao Paulo

Saheeli Rai, sp, Multiverse
Sakashima the Imposter, mr, Multiverse
Sandy Irvine, 2b, Columbus
Sandy Koufax, rp, on waivers
Sarabi, cf, Washington
Sarah Koenig, cf, Cyberspace
Sarah Michelle Gellar, rp, Stratford
Sassy C, mr, on waivers
Saul, ss, Multiverse
Scarecrow, 3b, Paddington
Scholastique Koolimo, 1b, San Jose
Scott La Rock, 2b, Compton
Sebastian, rf, Stratford
Secretariat, cf, Hollywoo
Selina Meyer, cf, Los Angeles
Sensei Golden-Tail, rp, Multiverse
Seth Rogen, rp, Sao Paulo
Shane Dawson, c, Cyberspace
Sharin Foo, lf, Circus
Sheek Louch, 3b, Compton
Sheila Broflovski, 3b, Sao Paulo/Omsk
Shia LaBoeuf, rf, Circus
Shitavious Cook, mr, Stratford
Silver Bronzo, 2b, San Jose
Sir Robin the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, mr, on waivers
Sivitri Scarzam, sp, on waivers
Skee-Lo, lf, Compton
Snoop Dogg, sp, Compton
Snow White, sp, Paddington
Solomon, rp, Tel Aviv
Sparkle Hayter, rp, San Jose
Spike Tournament Grinder, mr, Multiverse
Stan, mr, Circus
Stan Van Gundy, lf, Vancouver
Stelmaria, lf, Hollywoo
Strong Bad, lf, Cyberspace
Styles P, 2b, Compton
Superfruit, rp, Cyberspace
Superintendent Parrot, c, Circus
Suzanne Cryer, cf, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Sweet Orefice, 2b, Los Angeles
Sycorax, rf, Stratford
Sylvia Fine, cf, on waivers

T-Mo, rp, on waivers
Taco B.M. Monster, rf, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Taffarel, sp, Kratovo
Taffy Dale, lf, Seattle
Tahani Al-Jamil, c, Compton
Tailor of Gloucester, mr, Paddington
Takeno Samurai General, sp, Multiverse/Sao Paulo
Tassadar, 2b, Paddington
Teppo Numminen, rp, Omsk
Terry Porter, cf, Baltimore
The Butcher, cf, Columbus/Sao Paulo
The Little Engine That Could, rp, Paddington
The Man with the Yellow Hat, mr, Paddington
Thomas Adam Kirkman, sp, Hollywoo
Thomas J. Whitmore, 3b, Hollywoo
Thomas James Ridgewell, cf, Cyberspace
Thrall Son of Durotan, sp, Columbus
Tibalt the Fiend-Blooded, rp, Multiverse
Tim, rp, Stratford
Tim Allen, rp, Sao Paulo
Timmy Power Gamer, 1b, Multiverse
Titania, mr, Stratford
Tommy Pickles, rp, on waivers
Tone-Loc, 1b, Compton
Toni Polster, ss, Sao Paulo
Tony Twist, c, Omsk
Toto, 2b, Paddington
True Sweetster, cf, San Jose
Tyrande Whisperwind, 1b, Columbus

U-God, 2b, Compton
Ulysses Delano Fitzgerald Milhous Pinky, 3b, Hollywoo
Uncle Henry, mr, Paddington
Uyo Silent Prophet, 3b, Multiverse

Valdas Adamkus, rp, Sao Paulo/Stratford
Van Jones, rf, Multiverse
Van Keefer, 3b, Los Angeles
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., rp, Vancouver
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., lf, Vancouver
Vanilla Dong, rp, Sao Paulo
Vince Gilligan, 2b, Sao Paulo
Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith, cf, Circus

Whitney Cummings, mr, on waivers
Wicked Witch of the East, cf, Paddington
Will Ferrell, rp, on waivers
Will Truman, lf, Tel Aviv
William Cornelius Van Horne, 2b, Vancouver
Willow Rosenberg, rp, Tel Aviv
Willy Wonka, rf, Hollywoo
Wolfgang Van Halen, ss, Seattle

Yann LeCun, ss, Sao Paulo
Yog-Sothoth, ss, Arkham
Young Mouse, lf, Paddington

Zach Braff, cf, Tel Aviv
Zarley Zalapski, 1b, Omsk
Zdenek Nehoda, c, Kratovo
Zdeno ChÃ¡ra, lf, Omsk
Zebediah Kilgrave, 2b, Hollywoo
Zeratul, cf, Columbus
Zo-Zu the Punisher, rp, Multiverse
Zoot, mr, Kratovo
Å½igmund PÃ¡lffy, 2b, Omsk

By position

Catchers

Aleksandr Zavarov, Kratovo
Alfred Miles, Los Angeles
Alicia Machado, San Jose
Arabian Prince, Compton
Arlinn Kord, Multiverse
Bartolomeo Dias, Columbus
Billy Cunningham, Baltimore
Blanca Padilla, Milan
Brodarious Hamm, San Jose
Charlie Watts, Milan
Chris Carrabba, Seattle
Claire Dunphy, San Jose
Corky Boozé, San Jose
Derek Anderson, on waivers
Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, Hollywoo
Dromio of Ephesus, Stratford
Emeril Lagasse, Omsk
Emperor, Paddington
Esther, Tel Aviv
Francis J. Underwood, Washington
Gloria Delgado, Los Angeles
Gordon Gekko, Hollywoo
Gretel Brinker, on waivers
Harry Gregg, Kratovo
Illidan Stormrage, Columbus
Jace Vryn's Prodigy, Multiverse
James Marshall, Hollywoo
Jason Mendoza, Los Angeles
Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vancouver
Joel Pepper, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Julius Caesar, Milan
Julius Erving, Seattle
Kree Harrison, Vancouver
Ludwig van Beethoven, Vancouver
Matthew Cuthbert, Multiverse
Maurice Cheeks, Baltimore
Melissa Stetten, Milan
Mister Blue Sky, Sao Paulo
Nigel Incubator-Jones, Circus
Ole Lukoje, Stratford
Oliver St. John-Mollusc, Circus
Qyntel Woods, Baltimore
Shane Dawson, Cyberspace
Superintendent Parrot, Circus
Tahani Al-Jamil, Compton
Tony Twist, Omsk
Zdenek Nehoda, Kratovo

First Basemen

Aaron, Tel Aviv
Abholos, Circus
Armin van Buuren, Vancouver
Arvydas Sabonis, Baltimore
Bears in Chairs, Paddington
Big Gipp, Sao Paulo
Bill Walton, Baltimore
Biz Markie, Compton
Brent Sutter, Omsk
Bárbara Seixas, Circus
Chelsea Daniels, Los Angeles
Chester Bennington, Seattle
Clinton Hinton, Milan
Coriolanus Snow, Hollywoo
Dack Fayden, Multiverse
Dr. Loki Skylizard, San Jose
Foxes, Circus
Fumiko the Lowblood, Multiverse
Gaby Dunn, Cyberspace
Guillermo Mendizabal Sanchez, on waivers
Jeru the Damaja, on waivers
Katrina Kaif, Seattle
Madeline, Paddington
Megan Gale, Milan
Milhouse Van Houten, Vancouver
Moses Malone, on waivers
Ruben Boumtje-Boumtje, Baltimore
Scholastique Koolimo, San Jose
Timmy Power Gamer, Multiverse
Tone-Loc, Compton
Tyrande Whisperwind, Columbus
Zarley Zalapski, Omsk

Second Basemen

A Ryan Seacrest Type, Hollywoo
Antipholus of Syracuse, Stratford
Aunt Em, Paddington
Brian Kernighan, on waivers
Cameron Tucker, Los Angeles
Chief Constable Fire, Stratford/Sao Paulo
Daren Puppa, Omsk/on waivers
Elesh Norn, Multiverse
Eli, Tel Aviv
Gabriel Omar Batistuta, Kratovo
Hamlet, Stratford
Henry Hudson, Circus
Ill Bill, Compton
Isaac Newton Van Nuys, Vancouver
Jesse Eisenberg, Tel Aviv
Jusuf NurkiÄ‡, Baltimore
Kael'thas Sunstrider, Columbus
Krusty the Clown, Circus
Leslie Van Houten, Vancouver
Lin-Manuel Miranda, Sao Paulo/Omsk
Lizzy Caplan, Tel Aviv
Marc Wilmots, Kratovo
Matthew Shultz, Seattle
Meloku the Clouded Mirror, Multiverse
Mr. Pither, Circus
Murellus, Cyberspace
Nina Persson, Seattle
Noah Daniels, Hollywoo
Rat, Sao Paulo
Robin van Persie, Kratovo
Sandy Irvine, Columbus
Scott La Rock, Compton
Silver Bronzo, San Jose
Styles P, Compton
Sweet Orefice, Los Angeles
Tassadar, Paddington
Toto, Paddington
U-God, Compton
Vince Gilligan, Sao Paulo
William Cornelius Van Horne, Vancouver
Zebediah Kilgrave, Hollywoo
Å½igmund PÃ¡lffy, Omsk

Third Basemen

Amy Farrah Fowler, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Antipholus of Ephesus, Kratovo
Bonzi Wells, Baltimore
Cappadonna, Compton
Carlos Alberto Valderrama Palacio, Kratovo
Claudio Caniggia, Kratovo
Dolph Schayes, Baltimore
Franco Causio, Stratford
Gay Straite, San Jose
Grom Hellscream, Columbus
Gus Van Sant, Vancouver
Henry Wensleydale, Tel Aviv
Jay Pritchett, Los Angeles
Jenny Slate, Kratovo
Jeravicious Raven, San Jose
Joan Kapur, Hollywoo
John Slattery, on waivers
Kayode Ewumi, Cyberspace
Keiga the Tide Star, Multiverse
Lin Chi-Ling, Milan
Mannoroth, Columbus
Manny Delgado, San Jose
Marcel Rodriguez-Lopez, Seattle
Mark Antony, Stratford
Masta Killa, Compton
Pat LaFontaine, Omsk
Petr SÃ½kora, Omsk/on waivers
Raymond Luxury Yacht, Cyberspace
Robert Patrick, Sao Paulo
Ron Obvious, Circus
Scarecrow, Paddington
Sheek Louch, Compton
Sheila Broflovski, Sao Paulo/Omsk
Thomas J. Whitmore, Hollywoo
Ulysses Delano Fitzgerald Milhous Pinky, Hollywoo
Uyo Silent Prophet, Multiverse
Van Keefer, Los Angeles

Shortstops

Aaron Patterson, Sao Paulo
Alan Menken, Tel Aviv
Amar Bose, Sao Paulo
Andy Brandy Casagrande IV, San Jose
Anthony Thompson, Vancouver
BoJack Horseman, Hollywoo
Brad Shultz, Seattle
Bree Sharp, Seattle
Cameron Dallas, Cyberspace
Cardinal Biggles, Circus
Casper Lee, Cyberspace
Cory Baxter, Los Angeles
DJ Hollywood, Compton
Dallas Ennema, on waivers
Damian Lillard, Baltimore
Danielle Harrington, Sao Paulo
Diablo, Columbus
Drew Scanlon, Cyberspace
Edita Vilkeviciute, Milan
Erika Heynatz, Milan
Erin Burnett, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Eugene Kranz, Columbus
Francis Drake, Hollywoo
Gervaise Brook-Hampster, Circus
Hal Greer, Baltimore
John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr., Sao Paulo/on waivers
Judd Apatow, Tel Aviv
Kaia Gerber, Milan
Kanga, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Keith Van Horn, Vancouver
Lauren Brie Harding, Sao Paulo
Maurice Lucas, Baltimore
Mighty Fine, San Jose
Mitchell Pritchett, Los Angeles
Norman Osborn, Hollywoo/Washington
Osvaldo Ardiles, Kratovo
Patrick Flatley, Omsk
Polonius, Stratford
Randall Munroe, on waivers
Rhett James McLaughlin, on waivers
Rich Sutter, Omsk
Runaway Bunny, Paddington
Saul, Multiverse
Toni Polster, Sao Paulo
Wolfgang Van Halen, Seattle
Yann LeCun, Sao Paulo
Yog-Sothoth, Arkham

Left Fielders

Abraham Van Helsing, Vancouver
Arthas Menethil, Columbus
Caliban, Stratford
Carla Bruni, Milan
Cherries Waffles Tennis, San Jose
Dennis Bergkamp, Kratovo
Doug Collins, Baltimore
Eleanor Shellstrop, Los Angeles
Erich Von Drygalski, Columbus
Gheorghe Hagi, Kratovo
Gil Eanes, Tel Aviv
Giselle Lazzarato, Cyberspace
Haley Dunphy, Los Angeles
Hannah Ferguson, Milan
Jason Ritter, Sao Paulo
Jiro Ono, Omsk
John Popper, Seattle
Kevin Love, Seattle/Hollywoo
Lais Ribero, Stratford
Laura Priscilla Montez, Hollywoo/Washington
Moe Howard, Sao Paulo
Mole, on waivers
Mosthigh Thankgod, San Jose
Notorious B.I.G., Circus/on waivers
Olivia Newton-John, Seattle
Sharin Foo, Circus
Skee-Lo, Compton
Stan Van Gundy, Vancouver
Stelmaria, Hollywoo
Strong Bad, Cyberspace
Taffy Dale, Seattle
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., Vancouver
Will Truman, Tel Aviv
Young Mouse, Paddington
Zdeno ChÃ¡ra, Omsk

Center Fielders

Allie Brosh, Cyberspace
Andrew McKeag, Hollywoo
Ariel, Stratford
Bethany Mota, Sao Paulo
CJ McCollum, Baltimore
Charles Joseph McDonnell, Cyberspace
Chief Superintendent Lookout, Circus/Sao Paulo
Chillie Poon, San Jose
Chrissie Hynde, Seattle
Cliff Robinson, Baltimore
Clyde Drexler, Baltimore
Colm O Ciosoig, Milan
Dave Snuggerud, on waivers
Dre Johnson, Los Angeles
Eddie Van Halen, Seattle
Emanuela de Paula, Milan
Excellent Raymond, San Jose
George Vancouver, Vancouver
Harry "Snapper" Organs, Circus
Hugo Sánchez Márquez, Kratovo
James Beard, Omsk
James Van Ness, Vancouver
Joel Embiid, Baltimore
Kataki War's Wage, Multiverse
Let's Get Ready To Rumble, Stratford
Michael "Bruce" Baldwin, Circus
Michael Laudrup, Kratovo
Mordechai, Tel Aviv
Necro, Compton
Overmind, Columbus
Pete Conrad, on waivers
Randy Quaid, Sao Paulo/Omsk
Ravenous Baloth, Multiverse
Ruud Gullit, Seattle
Sarabi, Washington
Sarah Koenig, Cyberspace
Secretariat, Hollywoo
Selina Meyer, Los Angeles
Suzanne Cryer, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Sylvia Fine, on waivers
Terry Porter, Baltimore
The Butcher, Columbus/Sao Paulo
Thomas James Ridgewell, Cyberspace
True Sweetster, San Jose
Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith, Circus
Wicked Witch of the East, Paddington
Zach Braff, Tel Aviv
Zeratul, Columbus

Right Fielders

Amanda Miranda Panda, Seattle
Andy Hertzfeld, on waivers
Anub'arak, Tel Aviv
Baoht Z'uqqa-Mogg, Arkham
Ben Lee, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Ben Pepper, Omsk/on waivers
Brutus, Kratovo
Curious George, Paddington
Darren Aronofsky, Paddington
Dovin Baan, Multiverse
Ernest Shackleton, Columbus
Esti Ginzburg, Milan
Henry Roarke, Hollywoo
Highlord Alarak, Columbus
Isao Enlightened Bushi, Stratford
Jan van Eyck, Vancouver
Jonah Hill, Tel Aviv
Juan Garcia-Herreros, Seattle
Kimmy Schmidt, Los Angeles
Lin Sivvi, Multiverse
Matriarch Raszagal, Columbus
Matthew Inman, Cyberspace
Megan Williams, Milan
Miss Clavel, Paddington
Noureddine Naybet, on waivers
Peter Billingsley, Sao Paulo
Radek Bonk, Omsk
Radek DvoÅ™Ã¡k, Omsk
Raven-Symone Pearson, Seattle
Romario de Souza Faria, on waivers
Sebastian, Stratford
Shia LaBoeuf, Circus
Sycorax, Stratford
Taco B.M. Monster, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Van Jones, Multiverse
Willy Wonka, Hollywoo

Starting Pitchers

Amelia Earhart, Columbus
André 3000, Compton
Anne Shirley, Los Angeles
Artanis, Columbus
Ashley Clements, Cyberspace
Baskerville Holmes, San Jose
Ben Bernanke, on waivers
Ben Schwartz, Tel Aviv
Big Boi, Compton
Busta Rhymes, Stratford
Charles Van Doren, Vancouver
Chase Carter, Seattle/on waivers
Chidi Anagonye, Los Angeles
Colleen Ballinger, Cyberspace
David, Tel Aviv
Davide Scabin, Omsk
Diana Barry, Paddington
Edwin van der Sar, Kratovo
Felipe Calderon, Tel Aviv
Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, Stratford
Flavious Coffee, San Jose
Fred Savage, Tel Aviv
Guenhwyvar, Sao Paulo/Stratford
Hank Green, Cyberspace
Hannah Hart, Cyberspace
Infinite Grover, San Jose
Jace Memory Adept, Paddington
Jace the Mind Sculptor, Multiverse
Jack the Giant Killer, Paddington
James Raynor, on waivers
James William Sawyer, Hollywoo
JaromÃr JÃ¡gr, Omsk
Jeff Beukeboom, Omsk
Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond, Baltimore
Jenna Mourey, on waivers
Jose Rene Higuita Zapata, on waivers
Joules Scott-Key, Seattle
Judith, Circus
June Carter Cash, Seattle
Kate Bock, Sao Paulo
King Leoric, Columbus
LaMarcus Aldridge, Baltimore
Lucretia Van Horn, Vancouver
Major Teroh, Los Angeles
Mamrie Hart, Cyberspace
Matthew Ellis, Washington
Mephisto, on waivers
Method Man, Compton
Miguel Bernardo Bianquetti, Kratovo
Miikka Kiprusoff, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Mike Godwin, Cyberspace
Mikey Politano, Los Angeles
Old Lady Whispering Hush, Paddington
Olivia Culpo, Milan
Olivia Jordan, Milan
Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, Seattle
Othello, Stratford
Paolo Maldini, Kratovo
Paul Rudd, Tel Aviv
Prince Herbert, Circus
Rasheed Wallace, Baltimore
Raven Baxter, Los Angeles
Ray Clemence, Multiverse
Reality Winner, Los Angeles
Redman, on waivers
Reg, Circus
Ricky Rubio, on waivers
Rip Van Winkle, Vancouver
Rolando Johnson, Cyberspace
Romee Strijd, Milan
Ronnie Wood, Paddington
Roy Mitchell-Cardenas, Seattle
Ruben Patterson, Baltimore
Ryusei the Falling Star, Sao Paulo
Saheeli Rai, Multiverse
Sivitri Scarzam, on waivers
Snoop Dogg, Compton
Snow White, Paddington
Taffarel, Kratovo
Takeno Samurai General, Multiverse/Sao Paulo
Thomas Adam Kirkman, Hollywoo
Thrall Son of Durotan, Columbus

Middle Relievers

Adam Goldberg, on waivers
Archimonde, Kratovo
Barbara Palvin, Milan
Bianca Balti, Multiverse
Cedric Bixler-Zavala, Seattle
Cool Breeze, Compton
Elizabeth McCord, Washington
Emmanuelle Chriqui, on waivers
Felicia Day, Cyberspace
Flavius, Kratovo
Grace Elizabeth, Milan
Jessica Lee Rose, Cyberspace
Jesus Christ, on waivers
John Keeler, Hollywoo
Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, on waivers
Kat Dennings, Tel Aviv
Kiki-Jiki Mirror Breaker, Multiverse
Kira Great Glass Spinner, on waivers
Kitty Pryde, Tel Aviv
Leeroy Jenkins, Seattle
Linus Van Pelt, Vancouver
Lionel Hollins, Baltimore
Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, Vancouver
Maggie Hassan, Sao Paulo/Seattle
Marek Å½idlickÃ½, Omsk
Massimiliano Alajmo, Omsk
Miracle Crimes, San Jose
Nath of the Gilt-Leaf, Circus
Ner'zhul, Columbus
Pharoahe Monch, Compton
RZA, Compton
Sakashima the Imposter, Multiverse
Sassy C, on waivers
Shitavious Cook, Stratford
Sir Robin the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, on waivers
Spike Tournament Grinder, Multiverse
Stan, Circus
Tailor of Gloucester, Paddington
The Man with the Yellow Hat, Paddington
Titania, Stratford
Uncle Henry, Paddington
Whitney Cummings, on waivers
Zoot, Kratovo

Relief Pitchers

2D, on waivers
Alex Dunphy, on waivers
Alexi Stukov, Columbus
Alison Brie, on waivers
Amerigo Vespucci, Columbus
Andre Marie, Paddington
Arcturus Mengsk, Columbus
Assumption Bulltron, San Jose
Baal, Columbus
Badger, Paddington
Ben Savage, Tel Aviv
Ben Simmons, Baltimore
Ben Stiller, Circus
Bo Krsmanovic, Milan
Brad Friedel, Kratovo
Burm Snart, San Jose
Chaugnar Faugn, Arkham
Chris Bosh, Baltimore
Cindy Bruna, Milan
Ciro Ferrera, Circus
Daniel Boulud, Omsk
Daniel James Howell, Cyberspace
Dominik HaÅ¡ek, Omsk
Dorothy Gale, Circus
Duffy McSwiggin, San Jose
Earn Marks, Los Angeles
Ed O'Neill, Sao Paulo
Eddie Huang, Los Angeles
Erick Sermon, on waivers
Erwin Fuchsbichler, Kratovo
Forbes Thor Kiddoo, San Jose
Franco Baresi, on waivers
Fred VanVleet, Vancouver
Friedrich Koncilia, on waivers
Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett, Los Angeles
Gemma Ward, Stratford/on waivers
Geoff Petrie, Baltimore
George Sears, Hollywoo
Ghostface Killah, Compton
Glinda, Paddington
Guildenstern, Stratford
Harrison Ford, Circus
Harvey Keitel, Tel Aviv
I-Perfection Harris, San Jose
Incontinentia Buttocks, Circus
Inspectah Deck, Compton
Itchy, Hollywoo
Jacques Songo'o, Kratovo
Jadakiss, Compton
Janne Niinimaa, Omsk
Jasmyn Wilkins, Milan
Jason Finn, Hollywoo
Jerrod Carmichael, Los Angeles
Jim Gaffigan, Los Angeles
Jimbob Ghostkeeper, on waivers
Joao Justino Amaral dos Santos, on waivers
Johnny Combo Player, Multiverse
Josh Gad, Tel Aviv
KRS-One, Compton
Karl-Anthony Towns, on waivers
Kel'Thuzad, Columbus
Ki-Jana Carter, Vancouver
Larry David, Tel Aviv
Leomie Anderson, Milan
Ma$e, Compton
Mamé Adjei, on waivers
Mandy Cohen, Stratford
Markelle Fultz, Baltimore
Martin Van Buren, Vancouver
Matt Bruce, Los Angeles
Melody Margaret Grant, Hollywoo
Meriwether Lewis, Columbus
Michelle Phan, Cyberspace
Monika Jagaciak, Milan
Montgomery Burns, Hollywoo
Nathan Poe, on waivers
Nehemiah Scudder, Hollywoo
Ol' Dirty Bastard, Compton
Oliver Kahn, Kratovo
Ozma, Paddington
Peter Rabbit, Seattle
Radek Faksa, Stratford
Raven Lyn, Milan
Rob McElhenney, Sao Paulo
Rocket Ismail, Vancouver
Ron Sutter, Omsk
Rose Bertram, Stratford
Sandy Koufax, on waivers
Sarah Michelle Gellar, Stratford
Sensei Golden-Tail, Multiverse
Seth Rogen, Sao Paulo
Solomon, Tel Aviv
Sparkle Hayter, San Jose
Superfruit, Cyberspace
T-Mo, on waivers
Teppo Numminen, Omsk
The Little Engine That Could, Paddington
Tibalt the Fiend-Blooded, Multiverse
Tim, Stratford
Tim Allen, Sao Paulo
Tommy Pickles, on waivers
Valdas Adamkus, Sao Paulo/Stratford
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., Vancouver
Vanilla Dong, Sao Paulo
Will Ferrell, on waivers
Willow Rosenberg, Tel Aviv
Zo-Zu the Punisher, Multiverse