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SimBase Players, Year 78

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A Ryan Seacrest Type, 2b, Hollywoo
Aaron, 1b, Tel Aviv
Aaron Patterson, ss, Sao Paulo
Abholos, 1b, Circus
Abraham Van Helsing, lf, Vancouver
Alan Menken, ss, Tel Aviv
Aleksandr Zavarov, c, Kratovo
Alexi Stukov, rp, on waivers
Alfred Miles, c, Los Angeles
Alicia Machado, c, San Jose
Allie Brosh, cf, on waivers
Amanda Miranda Panda, rf, Seattle
Amar Bose, ss, Sao Paulo
Amelia Earhart, sp, Columbus
Amerigo Vespucci, rp, Columbus
Amon-Gorloth, sp, Arkham
Amy Schumer, ss, Tel Aviv
Andariel, rf, Columbus
Andre Marie, rp, Sao Paulo
Andrew Garfield, sp, Hollywoo
Andrew McKeag, cf, Hollywoo
André 3000, sp, Compton
Andy Brandy Casagrande IV, ss, San Jose
Anne Shirley, sp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Anthony Thompson, ss, Vancouver
Antipholus of Ephesus, 3b, Kratovo
Antipholus of Syracuse, 2b, Stratford
Anub'arak, rf, Tel Aviv
Arabian Prince, c, Compton
Archimonde, mr, Kratovo
Arcturus Mengsk, rp, Columbus
Ariel, cf, Stratford
Arlinn Kord, c, Multiverse
Armin van Buuren, 1b, Vancouver
Artanis, sp, Sao Paulo
Arthas Menethil, lf, Columbus
Arvydas Sabonis, 1b, Baltimore
Ashley Clements, sp, Cyberspace
Assistant Chief Constable Theresamanbehindyer, 2b, Circus
Assumption Bulltron, rp, San Jose
Aunt Em, 2b, Paddington

Baal, rp, Columbus
Badger, rp, Paddington
Baoht Z'uqqa-Mogg, rf, Sao Paulo
Barbara Palvin, sp, Milan
Baron Von Count, rp, Multiverse
Bartolomeo Dias, c, Columbus
Baskerville Holmes, sp, San Jose
Bears in Chairs, c, Paddington
Ben Savage, rp, Tel Aviv
Ben Schwartz, sp, Tel Aviv
Ben Simmons, rp, Baltimore
Ben Stiller, rp, on waivers
Bethany Mota, cf, Sao Paulo
Bianca Balti, mr, on waivers
Big Boi, sp, Compton
Big Gipp, ss, on waivers
Big L, cf, Compton/Los Angeles
Big Pun, rf, Compton
Bill Burr, rp, Sao Paulo
Bill Hammack, 3b, Sao Paulo
Bill Walton, 1b, Baltimore
Billy Cunningham, c, Baltimore
Biz Markie, ss, Compton
Bjorn Nordqvist, rp, Kratovo
Blanca Padilla, c, Milan
Blythe Masters, c, Sao Paulo
Bo Krsmanovic, rp, Milan
BoJack Horseman, ss, Hollywoo
Bonzi Wells, 3b, Baltimore
Brad Friedel, rp, Kratovo
Brad Sherwood, rp, Sao Paulo
Brad Shultz, ss, Stratford
Bradley Hitler-Smith, 1b, Hollywoo
Bree Sharp, ss, Seattle
Brent Sutter, 1b, Omsk
Brodarious Hamm, c, San Jose
Brutus, rf, Kratovo
Bryant Reeves, rp, Baltimore
Bun B, cf, Compton
Burm Snart, rp, San Jose
Busta Rhymes, sp, Stratford/on waivers
Bárbara Seixas, 1b, Circus

CJ McCollum, cf, Baltimore
Caliban, lf, Stratford
Cameron Dallas, ss, Cyberspace
Cameron Tucker, 2b, Los Angeles
Cappadonna, 3b, Compton
Cardinal Biggles, ss, Circus
Carla Bruni, lf, Milan
Carlos Alberto Valderrama Palacio, 3b, Kratovo
Casper Lee, ss, Cyberspace
Cedric Bixler-Zavala, mr, Seattle
Cenarius, rp, Columbus
Charles Joseph McDonnell, cf, Cyberspace
Charles Van Doren, sp, Vancouver
Charlie Watts, c, Milan
Chaugnar Faugn, rp, Arkham
Chelsea Daniels, 1b, Los Angeles
Cherries Waffles Tennis, lf, San Jose
Chester Bennington, 1b, on waivers
Chidi Anagonye, sp, Los Angeles
Chief Constable Fire, 2b, on waivers
Chief Superintendent Lookout, 3b, on waivers
Chillie Poon, cf, San Jose
Chris Bosh, rp, Baltimore
Chris Carrabba, c, Seattle
Chris Gladwin, cf, Sao Paulo
Chrissie Hynde, 1b, Seattle
Christine Plentyhoops, ss, San Jose
Cindy Bruna, mr, Milan
Ciro Ferrera, rp, Circus
Claire Dunphy, c, on waivers
Claudio Caniggia, 3b, Kratovo
Cliff Robinson, cf, on waivers
Clinton Hinton, 2b, Milan
Clyde Drexler, cf, Baltimore
Colin Craven, 3b, Paddington
Colleen Ballinger, sp, Cyberspace
Colm O Ciosoig, cf, Milan
Cool Breeze, mr, Compton
Coriolanus Snow, 1b, Hollywoo
Corky Boozé, c, San Jose
Cory Baxter, ss, Los Angeles
Curious George, rf, Paddington

DJ Hollywood, ss, Compton
Dack Fayden, 1b, Sao Paulo
Damian Lillard, 2b, Baltimore
Daniel Boulud, rp, Omsk
Daniel James Howell, rp, Cyberspace
Daniela Braga, 3b, Milan
Danielle Harrington, ss, Sao Paulo
Darren Aronofsky, rf, Paddington
David, sp, Multiverse
Davide Scabin, sp, Omsk
Dennis Bergkamp, lf, Kratovo
Dev Shah, mr, Los Angeles
Dhumin, mr, San Jose
Diablo, ss, Columbus
Diana Barry, sp, Circus/on waivers
Dickon Sowerby, sp, Paddington
Dolph Schayes, 3b, Baltimore
Dominik HaÅ¡ek, rp, Omsk
Dorothy Gale, rp, Circus
Doug Collins, lf, Baltimore
Dovin Baan, rf, Multiverse
Dr. Julius Jumblemorph, c, Multiverse
Dr. Loki Skylizard, 1b, San Jose
Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, c, Hollywoo
Dre Johnson, cf, Los Angeles
Drew Scanlon, ss, Cyberspace
Dromio of Ephesus, c, Stratford
Duffy McSwiggin, rp, on waivers

Earn Marks, rp, Los Angeles
Ed O'Neill, rp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Eddie Huang, rp, Los Angeles
Eddie Van Halen, cf, Seattle
Edita Vilkeviciute, ss, on waivers
Edwin van der Sar, sp, Kratovo
Eleanor Shellstrop, lf, Los Angeles
Elesh Norn, 2b, Multiverse
Eli, 2b, Tel Aviv
Elizabeth McCord, mr, Washington
Emanuela de Paula, cf, Milan
Emeril Lagasse, c, Omsk
Emperor, c, Paddington
Erich Von Drygalski, lf, Columbus
Erika Heynatz, ss, Milan
Ernest Shackleton, rf, Columbus
Erwin Fuchsbichler, rp, Hollywoo
Esther, c, Tel Aviv
Esti Ginzburg, rf, Milan
Eugene Kranz, ss, Columbus
Excellent Raymond, cf, San Jose

Felicia Day, mr, on waivers
Felipe Calderon, sp, Multiverse
Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, sp, Stratford
Flavious Coffee, sp, San Jose
Flavius, mr, Kratovo
Florian Pilkington-Miksa, sp, Seattle
Forbes Thor Kiddoo, rp, San Jose
Foxes, 1b, Circus/on waivers
Francis Drake, ss, on waivers
Francis J. Underwood, c, Washington
Franco Causio, 3b, Stratford
Fred Savage, sp, Tel Aviv
Fred VanVleet, rp, Vancouver
Freedy Johnston, lf, Seattle
Frode Grodas, rp, on waivers
Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett, rp, Los Angeles
Fumiko the Lowblood, 1b, Multiverse

Gabriel Omar Batistuta, 2b, Kratovo
Gaby Dunn, 1b, Cyberspace
Gay Straite, 3b, San Jose
Geoff Petrie, rp, on waivers
George Sears, rp, Hollywoo
George Vancouver, cf, Vancouver
Gervaise Brook-Hampster, ss, Circus
Gheorghe Hagi, lf, Kratovo
Ghostface Killah, rp, Compton
Gil Eanes, lf, on waivers
Giselle Lazzarato, lf, Cyberspace
Glinda, rp, Paddington
Gloria Delgado, c, Los Angeles
Gobogeg, sp, Arkham
Gonzalo, sp, Stratford
Gordon Gekko, c, Hollywoo/Washington
Grace Elizabeth, mr, Milan
Grom Hellscream, 3b, on waivers
Guenhwyvar, sp, Stratford
Guildenstern, rp, Stratford/on waivers
Gus Van Sant, 3b, Vancouver

Hakan Loob, 2b, Omsk
Hal Greer, ss, Baltimore
Haley Dunphy, lf, on waivers
Hamlet, 2b, Stratford
Hank Green, sp, Cyberspace
Hannah Ferguson, lf, Milan
Hannah Hart, sp, Cyberspace
Harrison Ford, rp, Circus
Harry "Snapper" Organs, cf, Circus
Harry Gregg, c, on waivers
Harvey Keitel, rp, Tel Aviv
Henry Hudson, 2b, Hollywoo
Henry Roarke, rf, Hollywoo
Henry Wensleydale, 3b, Tel Aviv
Highlord Alarak, rf, Columbus
Holger Hieronymus, rp, on waivers
Hugo Sánchez Márquez, cf, Kratovo

I-Perfection Harris, rp, San Jose/Seattle
Ill Bill, rf, on waivers
Illidan Stormrage, c, Columbus
Incontinentia Buttocks, rp, Circus/Circus
Infinite Grover, sp, San Jose
Inspectah Deck, rp, Compton
Isaac Newton Van Nuys, 2b, Vancouver
Isao Enlightened Bushi, rf, Stratford
Itchy, rp, Hollywoo

Jace Memory Adept, sp, Paddington
Jace Vryn's Prodigy, c, Multiverse
Jace the Mind Sculptor, sp, Multiverse
Jack the Giant Killer, sp, Paddington
Jacques Songo'o, rp, Kratovo
Jadakiss, rp, Compton
James Beard, cf, on waivers
James Marshall, c, Hollywoo
James Van Ness, cf, Vancouver
James William Sawyer, sp, Hollywoo
Jamez Brickhouse, rp, San Jose
Jan van Eyck, rf, Vancouver
Janne Niinimaa, rp, Omsk
JaromÃr JÃ¡gr, sp, Omsk
Jasmine Sanders, 3b, Milan/Stratford
Jasmyn Wilkins, rp, Milan
Jason Finn, rp, Hollywoo/Washington
Jason Mendoza, c, Los Angeles
Jason Ritter, lf, Sao Paulo/Circus
Jay Pritchett, 3b, Los Angeles
Jean-Claude Van Damme, c, Vancouver
Jeff Beukeboom, sp, Omsk
Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond, sp, Baltimore
Jenny Slate, 3b, Kratovo
Jeravicious Raven, 3b, on waivers
Jerrod Carmichael, rp, Los Angeles
Jesse Eisenberg, 2b, on waivers
Jessica Lee Rose, mr, Cyberspace
Jim Gaffigan, rp, Los Angeles
Jiro Ono, lf, on waivers
JiÅ™Ã Å lÃ©gr, rf, Omsk
Joan Kapur, 3b, Hollywoo
Joe Strummer, rf, on waivers
Joel Embiid, cf, Baltimore
Joel Hodgson, rp, Sao Paulo
Joelle Clarke, 2b, Hollywoo/on waivers
John Keeler, mr, Hollywoo
John Popper, lf, Seattle/on waivers
Johnny Combo Player, rp, Multiverse
Jonah Hill, rf, Tel Aviv
Joseph Heller, lf, Sao Paulo
Josh Gad, rp, Tel Aviv
Josh Peck, rf, Tel Aviv
Joshua, lf, Tel Aviv
Joules Scott-Key, sp, Seattle
Juan Garcia-Herreros, cf, Seattle
Judd Apatow, ss, Tel Aviv
Judith, sp, Circus
Julius Caesar, c, Hollywoo
Julius Erving, c, Seattle
June Carter Cash, sp, Seattle
Jusuf NurkiÄ‡, 2b, Baltimore

KRS-One, rp, Compton
Kael'thas Sunstrider, 2b, Columbus
Kaia Gerber, ss, Milan
Kat Dennings, mr, Tel Aviv
Kataki War's Wage, cf, Multiverse
Kate Bock, sp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Katrina Kaif, 1b, Seattle
Kayode Ewumi, 3b, Cyberspace
Keiga the Tide Star, 3b, Multiverse
Keith Van Horn, ss, Vancouver
Kel'Thuzad, rp, Columbus
Kevin Love, lf, Hollywoo/on waivers
Ki-Jana Carter, rp, Vancouver
Kiki-Jiki Mirror Breaker, mr, on waivers
Kim Novak, 3b, on waivers
Kimmy Schmidt, rf, Los Angeles
King Leoric, sp, Columbus
Kitty Pryde, mr, Tel Aviv
Kree Harrison, c, Vancouver
Krusty the Clown, 2b, Circus
Kuro Takhasomi, rp, Cyberspace

La Royce Lobster-Gaines, rp, San Jose
LaMarcus Aldridge, sp, Baltimore
Lais Ribero, lf, Stratford
Larry David, rp, Tel Aviv
Laura Priscilla Montez, lf, Washington
Lauren Brie Harding, ss, Sao Paulo
Leeroy Jenkins, mr, Seattle
Leomie Anderson, rp, Milan
Leslie Van Houten, 2b, Vancouver
Let's Get Ready To Rumble, cf, Stratford
Lexur'iga-serr'roth, sp, Sao Paulo
Lin Chi-Ling, 3b, Milan
Lin Sivvi, rf, Multiverse
Lin-Manuel Miranda, 2b, Omsk
Linus Van Pelt, mr, Vancouver
Lionel Hollins, mr, Baltimore
Lisa Jackson, sp, Stratford
Lizzy Caplan, 2b, Tel Aviv
Lucretia Van Horn, sp, Vancouver
Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, mr, Vancouver
Ludwig van Beethoven, c, Vancouver

Ma$e, rp, on waivers
Madeline, 1b, Paddington
Maggie Hassan, mr, Seattle
Mahogany Loggins, lf, San Jose
Major Teroh, sp, Los Angeles
Mamrie Hart, sp, Cyberspace
Mandy Cohen, rp, Stratford/Hollywoo
Mannoroth, 3b, Columbus
Manny Delgado, 3b, San Jose
Marc Wilmots, 2b, Kratovo
Marcel Rodriguez-Lopez, 3b, Seattle
Marek Å½idlickÃ½, mr, Omsk
Mark Antony, 3b, Stratford
Markelle Fultz, rp, Baltimore
Martin Van Buren, rp, Vancouver
Mason Ramsey, rp, Cyberspace
Massimiliano Alajmo, mr, Omsk
Masta Killa, 3b, Compton
Matriarch Raszagal, rf, on waivers
Matt Bruce, rp, Los Angeles
Matthew Cuthbert, c, Multiverse
Matthew Ellis, sp, Washington
Matthew Inman, rf, Cyberspace
Matthew Shultz, 2b, Seattle
Maurice Cheeks, c, Baltimore
Maurice Lucas, ss, Baltimore
Megan Gale, 1b, Milan
Megan Williams, rf, Milan
Melissa Stetten, c, Milan
Melody Margaret Grant, rp, Hollywoo
Meloku the Clouded Mirror, 2b, Multiverse
Meriwether Lewis, rp, Columbus
Merle Haggard, 1b, on waivers
Method Man, sp, Compton
Michael "Bruce" Baldwin, cf, Circus
Michael Ian Black, ss, Tel Aviv
Michael Laudrup, cf, Seattle
Michelle Phan, rp, Cyberspace
Mighty Fine, ss, San Jose
Miguel Bernardo Bianquetti, sp, Kratovo
Mike Godwin, sp, Cyberspace
Mikey Politano, sp, Los Angeles
Milhouse Van Houten, 1b, Vancouver
Miracle Crimes, mr, San Jose
Miriam Maisel, ss, Los Angeles
Miss Clavel, rf, Paddington
Mister Blue Sky, c, on waivers
Mitchell Pritchett, ss, on waivers
Moe Howard, lf, Circus
Monika Jagaciak, rp, Milan
Montgomery Burns, rp, Hollywoo
Mordechai, cf, Tel Aviv
Mosthigh Thankgod, lf, San Jose
Mr. Creosote, rp, Circus
Mr. Pither, 2b, Circus
Mr. Pycroft, sp, Circus
Muradin Bronzebeard, 3b, Columbus
Murellus, 2b, Cyberspace

Nath of the Gilt-Leaf, mr, Circus/on waivers
Necro, cf, Compton
Nehemiah Scudder, rp, Hollywoo/Washington
Ner'zhul, mr, Columbus
Nigel Incubator-Jones, c, Circus
Nikolai Khabibulin, rp, Omsk
Nina Persson, 2b, Seattle
Noah Daniels, 2b, Washington
Norman Osborn, ss, Washington

Ol' Buzzbark, lf, Stratford
Ol' Dirty Bastard, rp, Compton
Old Lady Whispering Hush, sp, Paddington
Ole Lukoje, c, Stratford
Oliver Kahn, rp, Kratovo
Oliver St. John-Mollusc, c, on waivers
Olivia Culpo, sp, Milan
Olivia Jordan, sp, Milan
Olivia Newton-John, lf, Seattle
Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, sp, Seattle
Osvaldo Ardiles, ss, Kratovo
Othello, sp, Stratford
Overmind, cf, Columbus
Ozma, rp, Paddington

Paolo Maldini, sp, Kratovo
Pat LaFontaine, 3b, Omsk
Patrick Flatley, ss, Omsk
Pau Gasol, rp, Baltimore
Paul Rudd, sp, Tel Aviv
Peter Billingsley, rf, Sao Paulo/Circus
Peter Rabbit, rp, Seattle
Pharoahe Monch, mr, on waivers
Pimp C, rp, Compton
Polonius, ss, Stratford/Milan
Prince Herbert, sp, Circus

Qyntel Woods, c, Baltimore

RZA, mr, Compton
Radek Bonk, rf, Compton
Radek DvoÅ™Ã¡k, rf, Omsk
Radek Faksa, rp, Stratford/on waivers
Randy Quaid, cf, Omsk
Rasheed Wallace, sp, Baltimore
Rat, 2b, Sao Paulo
Raven Baxter, sp, Los Angeles
Raven Lyn, rp, Milan
Raven-Symone Pearson, rf, Seattle
Ravenous Baloth, cf, Multiverse
Ray Clemence, sp, Multiverse/Hollywoo
Raymond Luxury Yacht, 3b, on waivers
Reality Winner, sp, Los Angeles
Reg, sp, Circus
Rich Sutter, ss, Omsk
Rip Van Winkle, sp, Vancouver
Roar Strand, 1b, Kratovo
Rob McElhenney, rp, Sao Paulo
Robert Patrick, 3b, on waivers
Roberto Baggio, 2b, Kratovo
Robin van Persie, 2b, Kratovo
Rocket Ismail, rp, Vancouver
Rolando Johnson, sp, Cyberspace
Rolf Jacob Sartorius, rp, Cyberspace
Romee Strijd, sp, on waivers
Ron Obvious, 3b, Circus
Ron Sutter, rp, Omsk
Ronnie Wood, sp, Paddington
Rose Bertram, rp, Stratford
Roy Mitchell-Cardenas, sp, Seattle
Ruben Boumtje-Boumtje, 1b, on waivers
Ruben Patterson, sp, on waivers
Runaway Bunny, ss, Paddington
Ruud Gullit, cf, Seattle
Ryusei the Falling Star, sp, on waivers

Saheeli Rai, sp, Multiverse
Sailor Brinkley Cook, rp, Milan
Sakashima the Imposter, mr, Multiverse
Sandy Irvine, 2b, Columbus
Sarabi, cf, Washington
Sarah Koenig, cf, Cyberspace
Sarah Lynn, 2b, Hollywoo
Sarah Michelle Gellar, rp, Stratford
Saul, ss, Multiverse
Scarecrow, 3b, Paddington
Scholastique Koolimo, 1b, San Jose
Scott La Rock, 2b, Compton
Sebastian, rf, Stratford
Secretariat, cf, Hollywoo
Selina Meyer, cf, Los Angeles
Sensei Golden-Tail, rp, Multiverse
Seth Rogen, rp, Sao Paulo/Stratford
Shane Battier, rf, Baltimore
Shane Dawson, c, Cyberspace
Shareef Abdur-Rahim, lf, Baltimore
Sharin Foo, lf, Hollywoo
Sheek Louch, 3b, on waivers
Sheila Broflovski, 3b, Omsk
Shia LaBoeuf, rf, Circus/on waivers
Shitavious Cook, mr, Stratford
Silver Bronzo, 2b, San Jose
Simon Zinc-Trumpet-Harris, cf, Circus
Skee-Lo, lf, Compton
Snoop Dogg, sp, Compton
Snow White, sp, Paddington
Solomon, rp, Tel Aviv
Sparkle Hayter, rp, on waivers
Spike Tournament Grinder, mr, Multiverse
Stan, mr, Circus
Stan Van Gundy, lf, Vancouver
Stelmaria, lf, Washington
Stephen Cook, ss, Sao Paulo
Steve Beshear, sp, Sao Paulo
Steve Crowder, rf, Sao Paulo
Strong Bad, rf, Cyberspace
Styles P, 2b, Compton
Superfruit, rp, Cyberspace
Superintendent Parrot, c, Circus
Sweet Orefice, 2b, Los Angeles
Sycorax, rf, Stratford

Taffarel, sp, Kratovo
Taffy Dale, lf, Seattle/on waivers
Tahani Al-Jamil, c, Compton
Tailor of Gloucester, mr, Paddington
Takeno Samurai General, sp, on waivers
Tassadar, 2b, Paddington
Teppo Numminen, rp, Omsk
Terry Porter, cf, Baltimore
The Big Idea, cf, Multiverse
The Butcher, cf, Sao Paulo
The Little Engine That Could, rp, Paddington
The Man with the Yellow Hat, mr, Paddington
Thomas Adam Kirkman, sp, Hollywoo/Washington
Thomas J. Whitmore, 3b, Hollywoo
Thomas James Ridgewell, cf, Cyberspace
Thrall Son of Durotan, sp, Columbus
Tibalt the Fiend-Blooded, rp, Multiverse
Tim, rp, on waivers
Tim Allen, rp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Timmy Power Gamer, 1b, Multiverse/on waivers
Titania, mr, Stratford
Tone-Loc, 1b, Compton
Toni Polster, ss, Sao Paulo/Sao Paulo
Tony Twist, c, Omsk
Toto, 2b, Paddington
True Sweetster, cf, San Jose
Tyrael, 3b, Columbus
Tyrande Whisperwind, 1b, Columbus

U-God, 2b, Compton
Ulysses Delano Fitzgerald Milhous Pinky, 3b, Hollywoo
Uncle Henry, mr, Paddington
Uyo Silent Prophet, 3b, Multiverse

Valdas Adamkus, rp, Stratford
Van Jones, rf, Multiverse
Van Keefer, 3b, Los Angeles
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., rp, Vancouver
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., lf, Vancouver
Vanilla Dong, rp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Vince Gilligan, 2b, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith, cf, Circus

Walter Tkaczuk, sp, Omsk
Wicked Witch of the East, cf, Paddington
Widow Douglas, rp, Paddington
Will Truman, lf, Tel Aviv
William Cornelius Van Horne, 2b, Vancouver
Willow Rosenberg, rp, Tel Aviv
Willy Wonka, rf, Hollywoo
Wolfgang Van Halen, ss, Seattle

Yann LeCun, ss, Sao Paulo
Yog-Sothoth, 2b, Arkham
Young Mouse, 1b, on waivers

Zach Braff, cf, Tel Aviv
Zarley Zalapski, 1b, Omsk
Zdenek Nehoda, c, Kratovo
Zdeno ChÃ¡ra, lf, Omsk
Zebediah Kilgrave, 2b, Washington
Zeratul, cf, Columbus
Zo-Zu the Punisher, rp, Multiverse
Zoot, mr, Kratovo
Å½igmund PÃ¡lffy, 2b, Omsk

By position

Catchers

Aleksandr Zavarov, Kratovo
Alfred Miles, Los Angeles
Alicia Machado, San Jose
Arabian Prince, Compton
Arlinn Kord, Multiverse
Bartolomeo Dias, Columbus
Bears in Chairs, Paddington
Billy Cunningham, Baltimore
Blanca Padilla, Milan
Blythe Masters, Sao Paulo
Brodarious Hamm, San Jose
Charlie Watts, Milan
Chris Carrabba, Seattle
Claire Dunphy, on waivers
Corky Boozé, San Jose
Dr. Julius Jumblemorph, Multiverse
Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, Hollywoo
Dromio of Ephesus, Stratford
Emeril Lagasse, Omsk
Emperor, Paddington
Esther, Tel Aviv
Francis J. Underwood, Washington
Gloria Delgado, Los Angeles
Gordon Gekko, Hollywoo/Washington
Harry Gregg, on waivers
Illidan Stormrage, Columbus
Jace Vryn's Prodigy, Multiverse
James Marshall, Hollywoo
Jason Mendoza, Los Angeles
Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vancouver
Julius Caesar, Hollywoo
Julius Erving, Seattle
Kree Harrison, Vancouver
Ludwig van Beethoven, Vancouver
Matthew Cuthbert, Multiverse
Maurice Cheeks, Baltimore
Melissa Stetten, Milan
Mister Blue Sky, on waivers
Nigel Incubator-Jones, Circus
Ole Lukoje, Stratford
Oliver St. John-Mollusc, on waivers
Qyntel Woods, Baltimore
Shane Dawson, Cyberspace
Superintendent Parrot, Circus
Tahani Al-Jamil, Compton
Tony Twist, Omsk
Zdenek Nehoda, Kratovo

First Basemen

Aaron, Tel Aviv
Abholos, Circus
Armin van Buuren, Vancouver
Arvydas Sabonis, Baltimore
Bill Walton, Baltimore
Bradley Hitler-Smith, Hollywoo
Brent Sutter, Omsk
Bárbara Seixas, Circus
Chelsea Daniels, Los Angeles
Chester Bennington, on waivers
Chrissie Hynde, Seattle
Coriolanus Snow, Hollywoo
Dack Fayden, Sao Paulo
Dr. Loki Skylizard, San Jose
Foxes, Circus/on waivers
Fumiko the Lowblood, Multiverse
Gaby Dunn, Cyberspace
Katrina Kaif, Seattle
Madeline, Paddington
Megan Gale, Milan
Merle Haggard, on waivers
Milhouse Van Houten, Vancouver
Roar Strand, Kratovo
Ruben Boumtje-Boumtje, on waivers
Scholastique Koolimo, San Jose
Timmy Power Gamer, Multiverse/on waivers
Tone-Loc, Compton
Tyrande Whisperwind, Columbus
Young Mouse, on waivers
Zarley Zalapski, Omsk

Second Basemen

A Ryan Seacrest Type, Hollywoo
Antipholus of Syracuse, Stratford
Assistant Chief Constable Theresamanbehindyer, Circus
Aunt Em, Paddington
Cameron Tucker, Los Angeles
Chief Constable Fire, on waivers
Clinton Hinton, Milan
Damian Lillard, Baltimore
Elesh Norn, Multiverse
Eli, Tel Aviv
Gabriel Omar Batistuta, Kratovo
Hakan Loob, Omsk
Hamlet, Stratford
Henry Hudson, Hollywoo
Isaac Newton Van Nuys, Vancouver
Jesse Eisenberg, on waivers
Joelle Clarke, Hollywoo/on waivers
Jusuf NurkiÄ‡, Baltimore
Kael'thas Sunstrider, Columbus
Krusty the Clown, Circus
Leslie Van Houten, Vancouver
Lin-Manuel Miranda, Omsk
Lizzy Caplan, Tel Aviv
Marc Wilmots, Kratovo
Matthew Shultz, Seattle
Meloku the Clouded Mirror, Multiverse
Mr. Pither, Circus
Murellus, Cyberspace
Nina Persson, Seattle
Noah Daniels, Washington
Rat, Sao Paulo
Roberto Baggio, Kratovo
Robin van Persie, Kratovo
Sandy Irvine, Columbus
Sarah Lynn, Hollywoo
Scott La Rock, Compton
Silver Bronzo, San Jose
Styles P, Compton
Sweet Orefice, Los Angeles
Tassadar, Paddington
Toto, Paddington
U-God, Compton
Vince Gilligan, Sao Paulo/on waivers
William Cornelius Van Horne, Vancouver
Yog-Sothoth, Arkham
Zebediah Kilgrave, Washington
Å½igmund PÃ¡lffy, Omsk

Third Basemen

Antipholus of Ephesus, Kratovo
Bill Hammack, Sao Paulo
Bonzi Wells, Baltimore
Cappadonna, Compton
Carlos Alberto Valderrama Palacio, Kratovo
Chief Superintendent Lookout, on waivers
Claudio Caniggia, Kratovo
Colin Craven, Paddington
Daniela Braga, Milan
Dolph Schayes, Baltimore
Franco Causio, Stratford
Gay Straite, San Jose
Grom Hellscream, on waivers
Gus Van Sant, Vancouver
Henry Wensleydale, Tel Aviv
Jasmine Sanders, Milan/Stratford
Jay Pritchett, Los Angeles
Jenny Slate, Kratovo
Jeravicious Raven, on waivers
Joan Kapur, Hollywoo
Kayode Ewumi, Cyberspace
Keiga the Tide Star, Multiverse
Kim Novak, on waivers
Lin Chi-Ling, Milan
Mannoroth, Columbus
Manny Delgado, San Jose
Marcel Rodriguez-Lopez, Seattle
Mark Antony, Stratford
Masta Killa, Compton
Muradin Bronzebeard, Columbus
Pat LaFontaine, Omsk
Raymond Luxury Yacht, on waivers
Robert Patrick, on waivers
Ron Obvious, Circus
Scarecrow, Paddington
Sheek Louch, on waivers
Sheila Broflovski, Omsk
Thomas J. Whitmore, Hollywoo
Tyrael, Columbus
Ulysses Delano Fitzgerald Milhous Pinky, Hollywoo
Uyo Silent Prophet, Multiverse
Van Keefer, Los Angeles

Shortstops

Aaron Patterson, Sao Paulo
Alan Menken, Tel Aviv
Amar Bose, Sao Paulo
Amy Schumer, Tel Aviv
Andy Brandy Casagrande IV, San Jose
Anthony Thompson, Vancouver
Big Gipp, on waivers
Biz Markie, Compton
BoJack Horseman, Hollywoo
Brad Shultz, Stratford
Bree Sharp, Seattle
Cameron Dallas, Cyberspace
Cardinal Biggles, Circus
Casper Lee, Cyberspace
Christine Plentyhoops, San Jose
Cory Baxter, Los Angeles
DJ Hollywood, Compton
Danielle Harrington, Sao Paulo
Diablo, Columbus
Drew Scanlon, Cyberspace
Edita Vilkeviciute, on waivers
Erika Heynatz, Milan
Eugene Kranz, Columbus
Francis Drake, on waivers
Gervaise Brook-Hampster, Circus
Hal Greer, Baltimore
Judd Apatow, Tel Aviv
Kaia Gerber, Milan
Keith Van Horn, Vancouver
Lauren Brie Harding, Sao Paulo
Maurice Lucas, Baltimore
Michael Ian Black, Tel Aviv
Mighty Fine, San Jose
Miriam Maisel, Los Angeles
Mitchell Pritchett, on waivers
Norman Osborn, Washington
Osvaldo Ardiles, Kratovo
Patrick Flatley, Omsk
Polonius, Stratford/Milan
Rich Sutter, Omsk
Runaway Bunny, Paddington
Saul, Multiverse
Stephen Cook, Sao Paulo
Toni Polster, Sao Paulo/Sao Paulo
Wolfgang Van Halen, Seattle
Yann LeCun, Sao Paulo

Left Fielders

Abraham Van Helsing, Vancouver
Arthas Menethil, Columbus
Caliban, Stratford
Carla Bruni, Milan
Cherries Waffles Tennis, San Jose
Dennis Bergkamp, Kratovo
Doug Collins, Baltimore
Eleanor Shellstrop, Los Angeles
Erich Von Drygalski, Columbus
Freedy Johnston, Seattle
Gheorghe Hagi, Kratovo
Gil Eanes, on waivers
Giselle Lazzarato, Cyberspace
Haley Dunphy, on waivers
Hannah Ferguson, Milan
Jason Ritter, Sao Paulo/Circus
Jiro Ono, on waivers
John Popper, Seattle/on waivers
Joseph Heller, Sao Paulo
Joshua, Tel Aviv
Kevin Love, Hollywoo/on waivers
Lais Ribero, Stratford
Laura Priscilla Montez, Washington
Mahogany Loggins, San Jose
Moe Howard, Circus
Mosthigh Thankgod, San Jose
Ol' Buzzbark, Stratford
Olivia Newton-John, Seattle
Shareef Abdur-Rahim, Baltimore
Sharin Foo, Hollywoo
Skee-Lo, Compton
Stan Van Gundy, Vancouver
Stelmaria, Washington
Taffy Dale, Seattle/on waivers
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., Vancouver
Will Truman, Tel Aviv
Zdeno ChÃ¡ra, Omsk

Center Fielders

Allie Brosh, on waivers
Andrew McKeag, Hollywoo
Ariel, Stratford
Bethany Mota, Sao Paulo
Big L, Compton/Los Angeles
Bun B, Compton
CJ McCollum, Baltimore
Charles Joseph McDonnell, Cyberspace
Chillie Poon, San Jose
Chris Gladwin, Sao Paulo
Cliff Robinson, on waivers
Clyde Drexler, Baltimore
Colm O Ciosoig, Milan
Dre Johnson, Los Angeles
Eddie Van Halen, Seattle
Emanuela de Paula, Milan
Excellent Raymond, San Jose
George Vancouver, Vancouver
Harry "Snapper" Organs, Circus
Hugo Sánchez Márquez, Kratovo
James Beard, on waivers
James Van Ness, Vancouver
Joel Embiid, Baltimore
Juan Garcia-Herreros, Seattle
Kataki War's Wage, Multiverse
Let's Get Ready To Rumble, Stratford
Michael "Bruce" Baldwin, Circus
Michael Laudrup, Seattle
Mordechai, Tel Aviv
Necro, Compton
Overmind, Columbus
Randy Quaid, Omsk
Ravenous Baloth, Multiverse
Ruud Gullit, Seattle
Sarabi, Washington
Sarah Koenig, Cyberspace
Secretariat, Hollywoo
Selina Meyer, Los Angeles
Simon Zinc-Trumpet-Harris, Circus
Terry Porter, Baltimore
The Big Idea, Multiverse
The Butcher, Sao Paulo
Thomas James Ridgewell, Cyberspace
True Sweetster, San Jose
Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith, Circus
Wicked Witch of the East, Paddington
Zach Braff, Tel Aviv
Zeratul, Columbus

Right Fielders

Amanda Miranda Panda, Seattle
Andariel, Columbus
Anub'arak, Tel Aviv
Baoht Z'uqqa-Mogg, Sao Paulo
Big Pun, Compton
Brutus, Kratovo
Curious George, Paddington
Darren Aronofsky, Paddington
Dovin Baan, Multiverse
Ernest Shackleton, Columbus
Esti Ginzburg, Milan
Henry Roarke, Hollywoo
Highlord Alarak, Columbus
Ill Bill, on waivers
Isao Enlightened Bushi, Stratford
Jan van Eyck, Vancouver
Joe Strummer, on waivers
Jonah Hill, Tel Aviv
Josh Peck, Tel Aviv
Kimmy Schmidt, Los Angeles
Lin Sivvi, Multiverse
Matriarch Raszagal, on waivers
Matthew Inman, Cyberspace
Megan Williams, Milan
Miss Clavel, Paddington
Peter Billingsley, Sao Paulo/Circus
Radek Bonk, Compton
Radek DvoÅ™Ã¡k, Omsk
Raven-Symone Pearson, Seattle
Sebastian, Stratford
Shane Battier, Baltimore
Shia LaBoeuf, Circus/on waivers
Steve Crowder, Sao Paulo
Strong Bad, Cyberspace
Sycorax, Stratford
Van Jones, Multiverse
Willy Wonka, Hollywoo

Starting Pitchers

Amelia Earhart, Columbus
Amon-Gorloth, Arkham
Andrew Garfield, Hollywoo
André 3000, Compton
Anne Shirley, Los Angeles/on waivers
Artanis, Sao Paulo
Ashley Clements, Cyberspace
Barbara Palvin, Milan
Baskerville Holmes, San Jose
Ben Schwartz, Tel Aviv
Big Boi, Compton
Busta Rhymes, Stratford/on waivers
Charles Van Doren, Vancouver
Chidi Anagonye, Los Angeles
Colleen Ballinger, Cyberspace
David, Multiverse
Davide Scabin, Omsk
Diana Barry, Circus/on waivers
Dickon Sowerby, Paddington
Edwin van der Sar, Kratovo
Felipe Calderon, Multiverse
Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, Stratford
Flavious Coffee, San Jose
Florian Pilkington-Miksa, Seattle
Fred Savage, Tel Aviv
Gobogeg, Arkham
Gonzalo, Stratford
Guenhwyvar, Stratford
Hank Green, Cyberspace
Hannah Hart, Cyberspace
Infinite Grover, San Jose
Jace Memory Adept, Paddington
Jace the Mind Sculptor, Multiverse
Jack the Giant Killer, Paddington
James William Sawyer, Hollywoo
JaromÃr JÃ¡gr, Omsk
Jeff Beukeboom, Omsk
Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond, Baltimore
Joules Scott-Key, Seattle
Judith, Circus
June Carter Cash, Seattle
Kate Bock, Sao Paulo/on waivers
King Leoric, Columbus
LaMarcus Aldridge, Baltimore
Lexur'iga-serr'roth, Sao Paulo
Lisa Jackson, Stratford
Lucretia Van Horn, Vancouver
Major Teroh, Los Angeles
Mamrie Hart, Cyberspace
Matthew Ellis, Washington
Method Man, Compton
Miguel Bernardo Bianquetti, Kratovo
Mike Godwin, Cyberspace
Mikey Politano, Los Angeles
Mr. Pycroft, Circus
Old Lady Whispering Hush, Paddington
Olivia Culpo, Milan
Olivia Jordan, Milan
Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, Seattle
Othello, Stratford
Paolo Maldini, Kratovo
Paul Rudd, Tel Aviv
Prince Herbert, Circus
Rasheed Wallace, Baltimore
Raven Baxter, Los Angeles
Ray Clemence, Multiverse/Hollywoo
Reality Winner, Los Angeles
Reg, Circus
Rip Van Winkle, Vancouver
Rolando Johnson, Cyberspace
Romee Strijd, on waivers
Ronnie Wood, Paddington
Roy Mitchell-Cardenas, Seattle
Ruben Patterson, on waivers
Ryusei the Falling Star, on waivers
Saheeli Rai, Multiverse
Snoop Dogg, Compton
Snow White, Paddington
Steve Beshear, Sao Paulo
Taffarel, Kratovo
Takeno Samurai General, on waivers
Thomas Adam Kirkman, Hollywoo/Washington
Thrall Son of Durotan, Columbus
Walter Tkaczuk, Omsk

Middle Relievers

Archimonde, Kratovo
Bianca Balti, on waivers
Cedric Bixler-Zavala, Seattle
Cindy Bruna, Milan
Cool Breeze, Compton
Dev Shah, Los Angeles
Dhumin, San Jose
Elizabeth McCord, Washington
Felicia Day, on waivers
Flavius, Kratovo
Grace Elizabeth, Milan
Jessica Lee Rose, Cyberspace
John Keeler, Hollywoo
Kat Dennings, Tel Aviv
Kiki-Jiki Mirror Breaker, on waivers
Kitty Pryde, Tel Aviv
Leeroy Jenkins, Seattle
Linus Van Pelt, Vancouver
Lionel Hollins, Baltimore
Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, Vancouver
Maggie Hassan, Seattle
Marek Å½idlickÃ½, Omsk
Massimiliano Alajmo, Omsk
Miracle Crimes, San Jose
Nath of the Gilt-Leaf, Circus/on waivers
Ner'zhul, Columbus
Pharoahe Monch, on waivers
RZA, Compton
Sakashima the Imposter, Multiverse
Shitavious Cook, Stratford
Spike Tournament Grinder, Multiverse
Stan, Circus
Tailor of Gloucester, Paddington
The Man with the Yellow Hat, Paddington
Titania, Stratford
Uncle Henry, Paddington
Zoot, Kratovo

Relief Pitchers

Alexi Stukov, on waivers
Amerigo Vespucci, Columbus
Andre Marie, Sao Paulo
Arcturus Mengsk, Columbus
Assumption Bulltron, San Jose
Baal, Columbus
Badger, Paddington
Baron Von Count, Multiverse
Ben Savage, Tel Aviv
Ben Simmons, Baltimore
Ben Stiller, on waivers
Bill Burr, Sao Paulo
Bjorn Nordqvist, Kratovo
Bo Krsmanovic, Milan
Brad Friedel, Kratovo
Brad Sherwood, Sao Paulo
Bryant Reeves, Baltimore
Burm Snart, San Jose
Cenarius, Columbus
Chaugnar Faugn, Arkham
Chris Bosh, Baltimore
Ciro Ferrera, Circus
Daniel Boulud, Omsk
Daniel James Howell, Cyberspace
Dominik HaÅ¡ek, Omsk
Dorothy Gale, Circus
Duffy McSwiggin, on waivers
Earn Marks, Los Angeles
Ed O'Neill, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Eddie Huang, Los Angeles
Erwin Fuchsbichler, Hollywoo
Forbes Thor Kiddoo, San Jose
Fred VanVleet, Vancouver
Frode Grodas, on waivers
Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett, Los Angeles
Geoff Petrie, on waivers
George Sears, Hollywoo
Ghostface Killah, Compton
Glinda, Paddington
Guildenstern, Stratford/on waivers
Harrison Ford, Circus
Harvey Keitel, Tel Aviv
Holger Hieronymus, on waivers
I-Perfection Harris, San Jose/Seattle
Incontinentia Buttocks, Circus/Circus
Inspectah Deck, Compton
Itchy, Hollywoo
Jacques Songo'o, Kratovo
Jadakiss, Compton
Jamez Brickhouse, San Jose
Janne Niinimaa, Omsk
Jasmyn Wilkins, Milan
Jason Finn, Hollywoo/Washington
Jerrod Carmichael, Los Angeles
Jim Gaffigan, Los Angeles
Joel Hodgson, Sao Paulo
Johnny Combo Player, Multiverse
Josh Gad, Tel Aviv
KRS-One, Compton
Kel'Thuzad, Columbus
Ki-Jana Carter, Vancouver
Kuro Takhasomi, Cyberspace
La Royce Lobster-Gaines, San Jose
Larry David, Tel Aviv
Leomie Anderson, Milan
Ma$e, on waivers
Mandy Cohen, Stratford/Hollywoo
Markelle Fultz, Baltimore
Martin Van Buren, Vancouver
Mason Ramsey, Cyberspace
Matt Bruce, Los Angeles
Melody Margaret Grant, Hollywoo
Meriwether Lewis, Columbus
Michelle Phan, Cyberspace
Monika Jagaciak, Milan
Montgomery Burns, Hollywoo
Mr. Creosote, Circus
Nehemiah Scudder, Hollywoo/Washington
Nikolai Khabibulin, Omsk
Ol' Dirty Bastard, Compton
Oliver Kahn, Kratovo
Ozma, Paddington
Pau Gasol, Baltimore
Peter Rabbit, Seattle
Pimp C, Compton
Radek Faksa, Stratford/on waivers
Raven Lyn, Milan
Rob McElhenney, Sao Paulo
Rocket Ismail, Vancouver
Rolf Jacob Sartorius, Cyberspace
Ron Sutter, Omsk
Rose Bertram, Stratford
Sailor Brinkley Cook, Milan
Sarah Michelle Gellar, Stratford
Sensei Golden-Tail, Multiverse
Seth Rogen, Sao Paulo/Stratford
Solomon, Tel Aviv
Sparkle Hayter, on waivers
Superfruit, Cyberspace
Teppo Numminen, Omsk
The Little Engine That Could, Paddington
Tibalt the Fiend-Blooded, Multiverse
Tim, on waivers
Tim Allen, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Valdas Adamkus, Stratford
Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., Vancouver
Vanilla Dong, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Widow Douglas, Paddington
Willow Rosenberg, Tel Aviv
Zo-Zu the Punisher, Multiverse