Roster for Arkham Old Ones:

Catchers:

• 6071 Kree Harrison, 32, c (553 G, 0.7 DR/40, 10.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 6435 Jean-Claude Van Damme, 28, c (228 G, -2.1 DR/40, 0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 6445 Ludwig van Beethoven, 27, c (159 G, 0.7 DR/40, 1.9 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 6910 Chrissie Hynde, 23, 1b (108 G, -5.1 DR/40, 2.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 6625 Isaac Newton Van Nuys, 25, 2b (200 G, 1.9 DR/40, -6.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 7016 Yog-Sothoth, 23, 2b (79 G, 1.6 DR/40, 0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 7205 Ammutseba, 21, 3b (42 G, 0.7 DR/40, 0.5 OR/40)
• 6903 Keith Van Horn, 24, ss (195 G, 3.5 DR/40, 5.1 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 6511 Stan Van Gundy, 27, lf (250 G, 5.7 DR/40, -0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6509 Abraham Van Helsing, 25, lf (43 G, -4.1 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6442 James Van Ness, 28, cf (404 G, -5.2 DR/40, 5.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6466 George Vancouver, 28, cf (347 G, -5.9 DR/40, 0.5 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 6322 Mikey Politano, 30, sp (146 G, 1.4 PRAA/300)
• 6570 Rip Van Winkle, 25, sp (135 G, -3.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7048 Amon-Gorloth, 22, sp (32 G, -4.5 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 6491 Linus Van Pelt, 25, mr (114 G, -5.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6176 Rocket Ismail, 28, rp (230 G, 1.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6475 Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., 26, rp (216 G, -7.9 PRAA/300)
• 6645 Martin Van Buren, 24, rp (173 G, -7.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6788 Fred VanVleet, 25, rp (98 G, -6.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7003 Chaugnar Faugn, 22, rp (71 G, 0.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 6733 Jan van Eyck, 25, rf (230 G, -7.3 DR/40, -2.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 6640 Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., 25, lf (195 G, 4.3 DR/40, -4.7 OR/40)
• 6801 Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, 22, mr (72 G, -13.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6621 Milhouse Van Houten, 23, 1b (19 G, -0.2 DR/40, -5.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 6871 Lucretia Van Horn, 20, sp (6 G, -8.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7191 Aphoom-Zhah, 21, 2b