Roster for Sao Paulo Southpaws:

Catchers:

• 7116 Rock Hudson, 21, c (40 G, 5.0 DR/40, -5.1 OR/40)
• 7159 Kate Hudson, 20, c (28 G, 3.3 DR/40, -3.3 OR/40)
• 6862 Qyntel Woods, 20, c (18 G, -9.8 DR/40, 3.1 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 6905 William Cornelius Van Horne, 21, 2b (79 G, -2.4 DR/40, -7.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6909 Leslie Van Houten, 21, 2b (68 G, -2.1 DR/40, -3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 7176 Julia Roberts, 20, 3b (40 G, -2.0 DR/40, -10.5 OR/40)
• 7006 Yann LeCun, 20, ss (92 G, -0.3 DR/40, -6.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6929 Lauren Brie Harding, 21, ss (84 G, -2.1 DR/40, -4.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 7081 Stephen Cook, 22, ss (78 G, 5.2 DR/40, -8.3 OR/40)
• 7141 Dennis Quaid, 20, ss (34 G, 1.2 DR/40, -0.4 OR/40)

Outfielders:

• 6960 The Butcher, 23, cf (87 G, -2.1 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6987 Dack Fayden, 20, cf (48 G, -2.7 DR/40, -8.8 OR/40)
• 7136 Dan Povenmire, 19, rf (47 G, 0.0 DR/40, -7.8 OR/40)

Starters:

• 7088 Gobogeg, 20, sp (31 G, -13.3 PRAA/300)
• 7060 Lexur'iga-serr'roth, 19, sp (29 G, -14.0 PRAA/300)
• 7093 Steve Beshear, 19, sp (29 G, -13.8 PRAA/300)
• 7188 Caroline Kennedy, 20, sp (17 G, 1.1 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 6592 Andre Marie, 23, rp (73 G, -13.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6972 Rob McElhenney, 20, rp (60 G, -7.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7087 Bill Burr, 19, rp (45 G, -4.9 PRAA/300)
• 7068 Brad Sherwood, 22, rp (43 G, 4.9 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 7020 Amar Bose, 19, ss (28 G, -3.0 DR/40, -5.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 7072 Chris Gladwin, 18, cf
• 7146 Bruce Campbell, 17, c
• 7123 Melanie Laurent, 18, 1b
• 7102 Bill Hammack, 18, 3b
• 7127 Tippi Hedren, 17, ss