Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:

Catchers:

• 6848 Esther, 21, c (178 G, -3.9 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 6302 Katrina Kaif, 30, 1b (478 G, -2.2 DR/40, 11.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 6787 Aaron, 22, 1b (192 G, 1.6 DR/40, 4.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6914 Lizzy Caplan, 24, 2b (165 G, -0.1 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6943 Eli, 21, 2b (78 G, -4.4 DR/40, -9.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 6080 Henry Wensleydale, 31, 3b (330 G, -1.6 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40)
• 6812 Judd Apatow, 24, 3b (168 G, -0.5 DR/40, -6.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 7067 Amy Schumer, 22, ss (80 G, 1.9 DR/40, 2.4 OR/40)

Outfielders:

• 6412 Olivia Newton-John, 25, lf (77 G, 0.1 DR/40, 2.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6930 Mordechai, 23, cf (178 G, 0.6 DR/40, 0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 6565 Jonah Hill, 25, rf (215 G, 3.3 DR/40, -0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6594 Anub'arak, 27, rf (147 G, 3.2 DR/40, -3.5 OR/40)

Starters:

• 6005 Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, 31, sp (158 G, 5.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6984 Ben Savage, 23, sp (65 G, 6.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6993 Kat Dennings, 22, sp (56 G, -4.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6874 Ben Schwartz, 23, sp (45 G, -3.8 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 6220 Peter Rabbit, 28, rp (271 G, 12.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6212 Sarah Michelle Gellar, 31, rp (223 G, 6.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6865 Josh Gad, 22, rp (97 G, 4.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6985 Fred Savage, 23, rp (42 G, 0.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7148 Ayn Rand, 20, rp (18 G, -6.6 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 6425 Zach Braff, 29, cf (366 G, -1.3 DR/40, 2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6691 Solomon, 23, rp (115 G, 0.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 7084 Joshua, 20, lf (44 G, -3.7 DR/40, -4.9 OR/40)
• 7063 Josh Peck, 21, rf (30 G, -4.5 DR/40, 4.9 OR/40)
• 7094 Michael Ian Black, 18, 3b
• 6886 Alan Menken, 20, 2b (who?)