Roster for vans:

Catchers:

• 6071 Kree Harrison, 30, c (553 G, 0.7 DR/40, 10.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 6435 Jean-Claude Van Damme, 26, c (228 G, -2.1 DR/40, 0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 6445 Ludwig van Beethoven, 25, c (159 G, 0.7 DR/40, 1.9 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 6759 Armin van Buuren, 20, 1b (205 G, -1.4 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 6621 Milhouse Van Houten, 21, 1b (19 G, -0.2 DR/40, -5.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 6625 Isaac Newton Van Nuys, 23, 2b (200 G, 1.9 DR/40, -6.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 6905 William Cornelius Van Horne, 19, 2b (79 G, -2.4 DR/40, -7.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6909 Leslie Van Houten, 19, 2b (68 G, -2.1 DR/40, -3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6517 Gus Van Sant, 24, 3b (185 G, -1.1 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6205 Anthony Thompson, 27, ss (318 G, -2.6 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6903 Keith Van Horn, 22, ss (195 G, 3.5 DR/40, 5.1 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 6511 Stan Van Gundy, 25, lf (250 G, 5.7 DR/40, -0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6640 Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., 23, lf (195 G, 4.3 DR/40, -4.7 OR/40)
• 6509 Abraham Van Helsing, 23, lf (43 G, -4.1 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6442 James Van Ness, 26, cf (404 G, -5.2 DR/40, 5.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6466 George Vancouver, 26, cf (347 G, -5.9 DR/40, 0.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 6733 Jan van Eyck, 23, rf (230 G, -7.3 DR/40, -2.6 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 6570 Rip Van Winkle, 23, sp (135 G, -3.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6748 Charles Van Doren, 20, sp (13 G, -29.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6871 Lucretia Van Horn, 18, sp (6 G, -8.4 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 6491 Linus Van Pelt, 23, mr (114 G, -5.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6801 Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, 20, mr (72 G, -13.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6176 Rocket Ismail, 26, rp (230 G, 1.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6475 Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., 24, rp (216 G, -7.9 PRAA/300)
• 6260 Ki-Jana Carter, 26, rp (206 G, -9.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6645 Martin Van Buren, 22, rp (173 G, -7.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6788 Fred VanVleet, 23, rp (98 G, -6.3 PRAA/300) (who?)