Roster for Hollywood Hosts of Culver City:

Catchers:

• 708 Greg Lee, 24, c (157 G, -1.5 DR/40, -5.6 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 946 Jenny McCarthy, 22, 1b (81 G, 0.5 DR/40, -2.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 916 Tila Tequila, 20, 1b (62 G, 6.0 DR/40, -9.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 603 Howie Mandel, 22, 2b (177 G, -1.8 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 681 John O'Hurley, 21, 3b (136 G, -3.4 DR/40, -5.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 891 Alfonso Ribeiro, 23, ss (119 G, -3.5 DR/40, 7.7 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 650 Dimitris Christofias, 23, lf (113 G, -6.5 DR/40, -4.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 662 Art Linkletter, 21, lf (89 G, -2.9 DR/40, -4.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 974 Paul Reubens, 20, lf (82 G, -6.8 DR/40, -6.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 833 Ben Bailey, 22, cf (130 G, -7.1 DR/40, -7.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 994 Bret Michaels, 19, cf (40 G, -25.3 DR/40, -8.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 618 Boyko Borisov, 24, rf (182 G, 0.0 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 712 Ahmad Rashad, 23, sp (68 G, -10.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 861 Meredith Vieira, 23, sp (53 G, -6.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1049 Padma Lakshmi, 21, sp (17 G, 4.0 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 591 Ivan Gasparovic, 22, mr (109 G, -10.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 700 Colin Mochrie, 22, mr (89 G, -8.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1030 Kevin Pollak, 21, mr (25 G, 0.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 865 Guy Fieri, 21, rp (54 G, -4.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 866 Jim Lange, 21, rp (51 G, 0.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1021 Flavor Flav, 21, rp (18 G, -24.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 500 Brian Cowen, 25, rf (98 G, -0.7 DR/40, -10.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 582 Emily Haines, 23, cf (92 G, -3.1 DR/40, -4.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1041 Donald Trump, 21, 1b (5 G, 2.4 DR/40, -20.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1016 Chairman Kaga, 20, rf (who?)
• 852 Don Adams, 21, 3b (who?)