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Adolphus Busch, cf, Industry
Adrian Veidt, 2b, Terra
Adriana Lima, rf, Milan
Agent 99, ss, San Jose
Ahmad Rashad, sp, Hollywood
Ahmed Johnson, lf, Stamford
Ak'shel, c, Pusan
Alan Sontag, 3b, on waivers
Alan Thicke, c, on waivers
Alanis Morissette, rp, Kratovo
Albert Brooks, rp, Terra
Albert Gobat, sp, Stockholm
Albert Rust, rp, Kratovo
Aldous Huxley, cf, Pusan
Alex Trebek, lf, Seattle
Alfie Bester, rf, Seattle
Alfonso Ribeiro, ss, Hollywood
Alfred Gusenbauer, lf, Brussels/on waivers
Alfred P. Sloan, sp, Industry
Algirdas Jonas Budrys, rp, on waivers
Algisto Lorenzato, rp, Kratovo
Alice Norton, sp, Brooklyn
Alis Landale, c, Brussels
Allen Ludden, c, Broadway/Milan
Alvy Singer, cf, Pittsburgh
Amber Lancaster, sp, Milan
Amelie Poulain, ss, Pittsburgh
Anders Fogh Rasmussen, c, Brussels
Anderson Cooper, sp, on waivers
Andre the Giant, 1b, Stamford
Andrew Carnegie, rf, Industry
Andrus Ansip, 2b, Brussels
Andy Fire, 1b, Stockholm
Angela Merkel, 2b, Los Angeles
Ani DiFranco, 1b, Seattle
Anne McCaffrey, ss, Brooklyn
Anne Robinson, sp, Pittsburgh
Antal Szabo, sp, Kratovo
Anton Chekhov, 2b, Broadway
Armistead Burwell Smith IV, 3b, Seattle
Arnold Badjou, mr, Kratovo
Art Linkletter, lf, Hollywood
Arthur Dent, rf, Pusan
Arthur Miller, rf, Broadway
Athol Fugard, ss, Broadway
August Wilson, rp, Broadway
Avram Davidson, rf, Brooklyn
Axe Battler, lf, San Jose

Bar Refaeli, 2b, Milan
Barack Obama, sp, Industry
Barry Allen, 3b, Broadway
Barry N. Malzberg, sp, Brooklyn
Battle Kat, lf, on waivers
Beatrix Kiddo, cf, Pittsburgh
Beck Hansen, rf, Seattle
Ben Bailey, cf, Hollywood
Ben Jonson, 3b, Broadway
Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, c, Los Angeles
Benjamin Willis, sp, Brussels
Bertha von Suttner, sp, Stockholm
Bertolt Brecht, rp, Broadway
Big Boss Man, ss, Stamford
Bill Cullen, rp, Brussels
Bill Rizer, rp, Seattle/on waivers
Black Belt, 2b, San Jose
Black Mage, sp, San Jose
Bob Saget, c, on waivers
Boba Fett, sp, Pittsburgh
Bomberman, mr, San Jose
Boris Grebenshchikov, lf, Seattle
Boyko Borisov, rf, Hollywood
Brandon Flowers, cf, Seattle
Bret "The Hitman" Hart, 3b, Stamford
Bret Michaels, cf, Hollywood
Brian Aldiss, rp, Brooklyn
Brian Cowen, rf, Hollywood
Bronislaw Komorowski, sp, Pusan
Bruce Banner, lf, Terra
Bubba Ray Dudley, sp, Stamford
Bushwhacker Butch, mr, Stamford
Buzz Lightyear, 3b, Broadway

Cain Marko, ss, Terra
Calin Popescu-Tariceanu, 1b, Brussels
Candice Swanepoel, rp, Milan
CariDee English, ss, Milan
Carlos Slim, 2b, Industry
Carmen Electra, sp, Milan
Carolyn Murphy, cf, Milan
Cedric the Owl, c, Pusan
Chairman Kaga, rf, Hollywood
Charles Goren, c, Brussels
Chip Delany, rp, Brooklyn
Chris Moneymaker, rp, Las Vegas
Christian Wulff, sp, Stockholm
Christopher "Bluehair" Blair, 3b, Pusan
Christy Turlington, cf, on waivers
Cindy Crawford, cf, Milan
Clark Kent, ss, Terra
Coco Chanel, rp, Industry
Colin Mochrie, mr, Hollywood
Commander Keen, 2b, Pusan
Connie Willis, sp, Seattle
Conrad Hilton, sp, Industry
Corak, mr, Pusan
Cordwainer Smith, sp, Terra
Cornelius Vanderbilt, 3b, Industry
Courtney Love, sp, on waivers
Crono, 2b, San Jose
Cruella De Vil, sp, Pittsburgh
Cyrus McCormick, mr, Pittsburgh

D'Arcy Wretzky, c, on waivers
D-Von Dudley, rp, Stamford
Daisy Lowe, c, Milan
Dalia Grybauskaite, sp, Stamford/on waivers
Damon Albarn, 1b, Seattle
Dan Dreiberg, lf, Terra
Danielle Lloyd, 2b, Milan
Darth Vader, sp, Pittsburgh
David Baltimore, rp, on waivers
David Berkowitz, cf, Las Vegas
David Cameron, ss, Brussels/Seattle
David E. Shaw, c, Industry
Denise Richards, sp, Milan
Dimitris Christofias, lf, Hollywood
Dino Zoff, rp, Kratovo
Dobie Gillis, 2b, Los Angeles
Doc Smith, rp, on waivers
Doctor Blood, rp, Pusan
Dogmeat, sp, Pusan
Don Adams, 3b, Hollywood
Donald Trump, 1b, Hollywood
Donkey Kong, sp, Terra
Donnie Darko, 2b, on waivers
Doyle Brunson, sp, Las Vegas
Dr. Robert Hartley, mr, Los Angeles
Dr. Seuss, sp, Terra

E. I. du Pont, ss, Industry
Earl, c, Brooklyn
Easley Blackwood, cf, Las Vegas/on waivers
Ecco the Dolphin, sp, San Jose
Eddie Kantar, 3b, Las Vegas
Edgar Kaplan, c, Las Vegas
Edge, cf, San Jose
Elaine Marley, rp, Pusan
Elie Ducommun, sp, Stockholm
Elizabeth Hurley, 2b, Milan
Elliott Smith, c, on waivers
Ely Culbertson, c, Las Vegas
Emanuel Lasker, rp, Las Vegas
Emil Fischer, c, Stockholm
Emil von Behring, cf, Stockholm
Emily Haines, cf, Hollywood
Endora, sp, on waivers
Enrico Fermi, 3b, Stockholm
Enzo Scifo, ss, Kratovo
Erdrick, cf, San Jose
Eric Murray, 3b, Las Vegas
Eric Rodwell, 3b, Las Vegas
Eric the Unready, 2b, Pusan
Erin Heatherton, mr, Milan
Erwin Ballabio, rp, Kratovo
Eugene O'Neill, lf, Broadway
Eunice Wentworth Howell, rp, Los Angeles
Euripides, rf, on waivers
Eva Herzigova, cf, on waivers

Fall-From-Grace, sp, Pusan
Fighter, rf, San Jose
Flavor Flav, rp, Hollywood
Floyd Lawson, c, on waivers
Forrest Gump, 2b, Pittsburgh
Forrest Mars, mr, Industry/Los Angeles
Frances Bean Cobain, sp, Seattle
Francis Crick, cf, on waivers
Frank Perdue, 3b, Industry
Frank Sechehaye, sp, Stamford
Frantisek Planicka, rp, Kratovo
Fred Gitelman, 1b, Las Vegas
Freddy Krueger, mr, Stamford
Frederic Passy, sp, on waivers
Fritz Leiber, 3b, Brooklyn
Fulvio Fantoni, cf, Las Vegas

Gabriel Garcia Marquez, sp, Stockholm
Gavin Rossdale, cf, Terra
Gene Wolfe, rp, Brooklyn
George Eastman, ss, on waivers
George Orwell, mr, Terra
George Westinghouse, cf, Industry
Gilius Thunderhead, lf, San Jose/on waivers
Gilligan, rp, Los Angeles
Ginger Grant, sp, Stockholm
Gioachino Greco, sp, Las Vegas
Gisele Bundchen, sp, Milan
Giuseppe Meazza, cf, Kratovo
Gorath of the Ardanien, lf, on waivers
Grand Duke Jean, sp, Stamford
Greg Lee, c, Hollywood
Groucho Marx, c, Stamford
Guy Fieri, rp, Hollywood
Gyula Szengeller, 3b, Kratovo

Hal Jordan, c, Terra
Hannibal Lecter, sp, Pittsburgh
Hans Krankl, c, on waivers
Harlan Ellison, rp, Las Vegas
Harry Harrison, lf, Brooklyn
Heidi Klum, rp, on waivers
Heinz Fischer, mr, Brussels
Henrik Ibsen, cf, Broadway
Henry Durant, mr, Stockholm
Herman Munster, 1b, on waivers
Herman Van Rompuy, lf, Brussels/on waivers
Hilary Rhoda, lf, Milan
Hillary Tickingclock, cf, Pusan
Horst Hrubesch, lf, Kratovo
Howard Hughes, c, Industry
Howie Mandel, 2b, Hollywood

Ida Tarbell, 3b, Los Angeles
Iolo Fitzowen, sp, on waivers
Isaac Asimov, 2b, on waivers
Isobel Campbell, sp, San Jose
Ivan Gasparovic, mr, Hollywood
Ivars Godmanis, 2b, on waivers
Iveta Radicova, ss, Brussels

J. Pierpont Morgan, lf, Pittsburgh
J. Willard Marriott, mr, Industry
Jack Szostak, cf, Stockholm
Jack Vance, rp, Broadway
Jack Williamson, cf, Brooklyn
Jacky Munaron, sp, Kratovo
Jacobus H. van 't Hoff, c, Stockholm
Jafar, rp, Pittsburgh
James Graham Ballard, lf, Brooklyn
James Gunn, c, Pittsburgh
James Tiptree Jr., sp, Terra
Jan Brady, c, Los Angeles
Jan Fischer, lf, Brussels
Jan Tinbergen, mr, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Janis Joplin, sp, Stamford
Jar Jar Binks, 2b, Pittsburgh
Jaroslaw Kaczynski, rf, Brussels
Jason Voorhees, mr, on waivers
Jean-Paul Sartre, ss, Broadway
Jeannie, sp, Broadway
Jed Clampett, ss, Los Angeles
Jeff Buckley, 1b, Kratovo
Jeff Meckstroth, 1b, Las Vegas
Jello Biafra, cf, Seattle
Jenny McCarthy, 1b, Hollywood
Jerry "The King" Lawler, 2b, Stamford
Jessica Michibata, mr, on waivers
Jill Meyers, cf, on waivers
Jim Lange, rp, Hollywood
Joanna Russ, rp, Brooklyn
Joe Haldeman, 1b, Brooklyn
Joey Barnes, c, Los Angeles
John Brunner, 3b, on waivers
John Cena, cf, Seattle
John Crowley, mr, Brooklyn
John D. Rockefeller, ss, Industry
John O'Hurley, 3b, Hollywood
John Sladek, sp, Brooklyn
John Webster, ss, Broadway
Johnny Chan, rp, Las Vegas
Jon Osterman, ss, Terra
Jonas Grumby, sp, Los Angeles
Jose Socrates, cf, Brussels
Jozef Mlynarczyk, mr, Industry/Los Angeles
Juliana Hatfield, 2b, Brooklyn
Julio Olarticoechea, ss, Pusan

Kane, ss, Stamford
Karl-Heinz Rummenigge, c, Broadway
Katherine Wei-Sender, ss, Brussels
Kelly Brook, rp, Milan
Kelly Hu, rp, Milan
Kelly Monaco, ss, on waivers
Ken Masters, rp, San Jose
Kevin Pollak, mr, Hollywood
Kien "Bossman" Chen, lf, Pusan
Kim Deal, sp, Seattle
Kim Gordon, rp, Seattle
King Albert II, rp, Las Vegas
King C. Gillette, cf, Industry
King Carl XVI Gustaf, rp, Brussels
Knuckles the Echidna, cf, San Jose
Kostas Karamanlis, lf, Brussels
Krist Novoselic, 3b, Seattle
Kristanna Loken, 1b, Milan
Kurt Cobain, rp, Seattle

Laetitia Casta, 3b, Milan
Larry Niven, sp, Brooklyn
Laura Bow, c, Pusan
Laurie Juspeczyk, c, on waivers
Lech Kaczynski, mr, Brussels
Leigh Brackett, sp, Stamford
Leo Bloom, rf, Terra
Lev Yashin, sp, Kratovo
Lewis Carroll, sp, Terra
Lewis Padgett, mr, Terra
Liam Gallagher, cf, Terra
Lillian Hellman, rf, Broadway
Lily Cole, rp, Pittsburgh
Link, 3b, San Jose
Lope de Vega, 1b, on waivers
Lord British, sp, Pusan
Lothar Matthaus, c, Kratovo
Lou Grant, 1b, Los Angeles
Louie Anderson, rp, on waivers
Luigi, c, San Jose
Luigi Pirandello, rp, Broadway
Luke Skywalker, 3b, Pittsburgh

Madeleine L'Engle, rf, on waivers
Marcia Brady, lf, Los Angeles
Mari Kiviniemi, cf, Brussels
Marilyn Manson, lf, Las Vegas
Mario, 1b, San Jose
Marion Zimmer Bradley, mr, Brooklyn
Marisa Miller, sp, Milan/on waivers
Mark Rutte, 2b, Brussels
Mark Twain, rp, Stamford
Marty McFly, c, Pusan
Mary McAleese, sp, Brussels
Mary Richards, sp, Los Angeles
Mathias Sindelar, 2b, Kratovo
Max Planck, ss, Stockholm
Maxwell Q. Klinger, rf, on waivers
Maynard G. Krebs, 3b, Los Angeles
Meredith Vieira, sp, Hollywood
Michael Bishop, cf, Brooklyn
Michael Stipe, cf, Seattle
Mike Haggar, 3b, San Jose
Miles "Tails" Prower, c, Broadway
Mirah Yom Tov Zeitlyn, sp, Seattle
Miranda Kerr, mr, on waivers
Mischa Barton, rp, Milan
Moby, c, Seattle
Moliere, mr, Broadway/Broadway
Monty Hall, sp, Pittsburgh
Mr. Perfect, cf, Stamford
Mushu, lf, Pittsburgh

Naomi Campbell, lf, Milan
Natalie Merchant, 1b, Stamford
Nery Pumpido, rp, Kratovo
Ness, lf, San Jose
Nick "the Greek" Dandolos, mr, Los Angeles
Nick Drake, rp, Los Angeles/on waivers
Nicolas Sarkozy, sp, Terra
Nicole Fox, rp, Milan
Niels Finsen, rf, Stockholm
Nikolai Volkoff, 3b, Pittsburgh
Nikos Stavros, sp, San Jose
Noel Gallagher, ss, Seattle
Norman Spinrad, rf, Brooklyn
Norman Stansfield, mr, Broadway/on waivers

O-Ren Ishii, mr, Pittsburgh
Oldrich Nejedly, rf, Kratovo
Oleg Protasov, lf, Kratovo/Los Angeles
Olga Kurylenko, rf, Broadway
Omar Sharif, rf, Las Vegas
Opie Taylor, cf, Los Angeles
Oscar Wilde, sp, Broadway
Oswald Jacoby, lf, Las Vegas
Owen Hart, 3b, Stamford

Padma Lakshmi, sp, Hollywood
Pat Sajak, mr, Seattle
Paul Bearer, rp, Stamford
Paul Krugman, 3b, Stockholm
Paul Reubens, lf, Hollywood
Pele, sp, Terra
Pete Rose, 1b, Stamford
Peter Buck, 3b, on waivers
Peter Parker, c, Terra
Peter Shilton, sp, Milan
Peter Stanchek, 2b, Terra
Peter Tomarken, rp, Seattle
Petr Necas, lf, on waivers
Philibert Smellinckx, c, Kratovo
Philip K. Dick, sp, Kratovo
Pit, rp, Pittsburgh
Plamen Getov, 2b, Kratovo
Poul Anderson, mr, Brooklyn
Praetor Fenix, 1b, Pusan
Princess Zelda, c, Seattle/on waivers
Protoman, rp, San Jose

Q-Bert, rf, on waivers
Queen Margrethe II, rp, Brussels
Quinton McHale, rp, Los Angeles

Ragnar Frisch, mr, Stockholm
Ralph Willis, sp, Brooklyn
Randal Cremer, sp, Stockholm
Rebecca Romijn, rp, Milan
Regis Philbin, 1b, Brussels
Remy LeBeau, ss, Brooklyn
Rhoda Morgenstern, rp, Los Angeles
Ricardo Zamora, sp, Kratovo
Richard Brinsley Sheridan, ss, Broadway
Richard Dawson, mr, Broadway/on waivers
Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat, mr, on waivers
Rinat Dasayev, rp, Kratovo
Roger Wilco, 1b, Pusan
Roger Zelazny, 1b, Brooklyn
Roland Ironfist, sp, Pusan
Ronald Ross, lf, Stockholm
Roy Hinkley, 2b, Las Vegas
Rudyard Kipling, rp, Stockholm
Ruy Lopez, rp, Las Vegas/on waivers
Rydia of Mist, sp, San Jose
Ryu, rp, San Jose

Sabine Auken, 1b, Las Vegas
Salmon P. Chase, 2b, Industry
Sam Walton, lf, Industry
Samantha, rf, Los Angeles
Sami Kehela, ss, Las Vegas
Samuel Beckett, cf, Broadway
Samuel Gompers, 3b, on waivers
Scott Summers, 2b, Terra
Scott Weiland, 2b, Seattle
Sergei Stanishev, 2b, Kratovo
Seymour Cray, rp, Brussels
Sgt. Slaughter, c, Pittsburgh
Shirley Manson, rp, Seattle
Simon Ingersoll, rf, Industry
Sir Arthur, rp, Pittsburgh
Sonic the Hedgehog, ss, San Jose
Spark, rp, Pusan
Stanislaw Lem, 2b, Brooklyn
Steven Chu, c, Stockholm
Stuart Scott, rf, Stamford
Sue Ann Nivens, sp, Los Angeles
Sully Prudhomme, rp, Stockholm

Tanya Adams, rf, Pusan
Tarja Halonen, sp, Brussels
Ted Baxter, sp, Los Angeles
Ted Turner, rp, Industry
Terence, lf, Broadway
The Edge, cf, on waivers
The Grand Wizard, sp, Las Vegas
The Undertaker, cf, Stamford
Theodor Mommsen, rp, Stockholm
Theodore Lightner, rf, Las Vegas
Theodore Roosevelt, lf, Los Angeles/Industry
Thomas A. Edison, 1b, Industry
Thomas J. Watson, sp, Industry
Thomas Mars, mr, Seattle
Tila Tequila, 1b, Hollywood
Toad, ss, Milan
Toejam, lf, San Jose/on waivers
Tom Bergeron, sp, Stamford
Tom Steitz, 1b, Stockholm
Tom Stoppard, 3b, on waivers
Tony Stark, lf, on waivers
Tyra Banks, c, Milan/on waivers

Vaclav Klaus, mr, Industry
Valdis Dombrovskis, 3b, Brussels
Vasily Rats, rf, Kratovo
Vectorman, sp, San Jose
Vernor Vinge, 3b, Los Angeles
Vi Domina, ss, Pittsburgh
Vic Viper, rp, Pusan
Viktor Orban, ss, Seattle/Brussels
Vincent Vega, rf, Pittsburgh
Virgil, rp, Stamford
Voltaire, mr, Broadway

Walter Kovacs, 1b, Terra
Walter M. Miller, 3b, Brussels
Warrax the Chaos Warrior, sp, Pusan
Wesley Willis, 1b, on waivers
White Mage, c, San Jose
Wild Bill Hickok, mr, Las Vegas
Wilhelm Roentgen, ss, Stockholm
William Colgate, sp, Industry
William Congreve, rp, Broadway
William Tenn, sp, Terra
Wink Martindale, rp, on waivers
Winston Churchill, rp, Stockholm
Wole Soyinka, cf, Pittsburgh
Woody Allen, rp, Terra

Xzar, 3b, Los Angeles/Industry

Yokozuna, ss, Stamford
Yves Leterme, ss, on waivers

Zero, cf, San Jose
Zooey Deschanel, rp, Seattle/Las Vegas

By position

Catchers

Ak'shel, Pusan
Alan Thicke, on waivers
Alis Landale, Brussels
Allen Ludden, Broadway/Milan
Anders Fogh Rasmussen, Brussels
Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, Los Angeles
Bob Saget, on waivers
Cedric the Owl, Pusan
Charles Goren, Brussels
D'Arcy Wretzky, on waivers
Daisy Lowe, Milan
David E. Shaw, Industry
Earl, Brooklyn
Edgar Kaplan, Las Vegas
Elliott Smith, on waivers
Ely Culbertson, Las Vegas
Emil Fischer, Stockholm
Floyd Lawson, on waivers
Greg Lee, Hollywood
Groucho Marx, Stamford
Hal Jordan, Terra
Hans Krankl, on waivers
Howard Hughes, Industry
Jacobus H. van 't Hoff, Stockholm
James Gunn, Pittsburgh
Jan Brady, Los Angeles
Joey Barnes, Los Angeles
Karl-Heinz Rummenigge, Broadway
Laura Bow, Pusan
Laurie Juspeczyk, on waivers
Lothar Matthaus, Kratovo
Luigi, San Jose
Marty McFly, Pusan
Miles "Tails" Prower, Broadway
Moby, Seattle
Peter Parker, Terra
Philibert Smellinckx, Kratovo
Princess Zelda, Seattle/on waivers
Sgt. Slaughter, Pittsburgh
Steven Chu, Stockholm
Tyra Banks, Milan/on waivers
White Mage, San Jose

First Basemen

Andre the Giant, Stamford
Andy Fire, Stockholm
Ani DiFranco, Seattle
Calin Popescu-Tariceanu, Brussels
Damon Albarn, Seattle
Donald Trump, Hollywood
Fred Gitelman, Las Vegas
Herman Munster, on waivers
Jeff Buckley, Kratovo
Jeff Meckstroth, Las Vegas
Jenny McCarthy, Hollywood
Joe Haldeman, Brooklyn
Kristanna Loken, Milan
Lope de Vega, on waivers
Lou Grant, Los Angeles
Mario, San Jose
Natalie Merchant, Stamford
Pete Rose, Stamford
Praetor Fenix, Pusan
Regis Philbin, Brussels
Roger Wilco, Pusan
Roger Zelazny, Brooklyn
Sabine Auken, Las Vegas
Thomas A. Edison, Industry
Tila Tequila, Hollywood
Tom Steitz, Stockholm
Walter Kovacs, Terra
Wesley Willis, on waivers

Second Basemen

Adrian Veidt, Terra
Andrus Ansip, Brussels
Angela Merkel, Los Angeles
Anton Chekhov, Broadway
Bar Refaeli, Milan
Black Belt, San Jose
Carlos Slim, Industry
Commander Keen, Pusan
Crono, San Jose
Danielle Lloyd, Milan
Dobie Gillis, Los Angeles
Donnie Darko, on waivers
Elizabeth Hurley, Milan
Eric the Unready, Pusan
Forrest Gump, Pittsburgh
Howie Mandel, Hollywood
Isaac Asimov, on waivers
Ivars Godmanis, on waivers
Jar Jar Binks, Pittsburgh
Jerry "The King" Lawler, Stamford
Juliana Hatfield, Brooklyn
Mark Rutte, Brussels
Mathias Sindelar, Kratovo
Peter Stanchek, Terra
Plamen Getov, Kratovo
Roy Hinkley, Las Vegas
Salmon P. Chase, Industry
Scott Summers, Terra
Scott Weiland, Seattle
Sergei Stanishev, Kratovo
Stanislaw Lem, Brooklyn

Third Basemen

Alan Sontag, on waivers
Armistead Burwell Smith IV, Seattle
Barry Allen, Broadway
Ben Jonson, Broadway
Bret "The Hitman" Hart, Stamford
Buzz Lightyear, Broadway
Christopher "Bluehair" Blair, Pusan
Cornelius Vanderbilt, Industry
Don Adams, Hollywood
Eddie Kantar, Las Vegas
Enrico Fermi, Stockholm
Eric Murray, Las Vegas
Eric Rodwell, Las Vegas
Frank Perdue, Industry
Fritz Leiber, Brooklyn
Gyula Szengeller, Kratovo
Ida Tarbell, Los Angeles
John Brunner, on waivers
John O'Hurley, Hollywood
Krist Novoselic, Seattle
Laetitia Casta, Milan
Link, San Jose
Luke Skywalker, Pittsburgh
Maynard G. Krebs, Los Angeles
Mike Haggar, San Jose
Nikolai Volkoff, Pittsburgh
Owen Hart, Stamford
Paul Krugman, Stockholm
Peter Buck, on waivers
Samuel Gompers, on waivers
Tom Stoppard, on waivers
Valdis Dombrovskis, Brussels
Vernor Vinge, Los Angeles
Walter M. Miller, Brussels
Xzar, Los Angeles/Industry

Shortstops

Agent 99, San Jose
Alfonso Ribeiro, Hollywood
Amelie Poulain, Pittsburgh
Anne McCaffrey, Brooklyn
Athol Fugard, Broadway
Big Boss Man, Stamford
Cain Marko, Terra
CariDee English, Milan
Clark Kent, Terra
David Cameron, Brussels/Seattle
E. I. du Pont, Industry
Enzo Scifo, Kratovo
George Eastman, on waivers
Iveta Radicova, Brussels
Jean-Paul Sartre, Broadway
Jed Clampett, Los Angeles
John D. Rockefeller, Industry
John Webster, Broadway
Jon Osterman, Terra
Julio Olarticoechea, Pusan
Kane, Stamford
Katherine Wei-Sender, Brussels
Kelly Monaco, on waivers
Max Planck, Stockholm
Noel Gallagher, Seattle
Remy LeBeau, Brooklyn
Richard Brinsley Sheridan, Broadway
Sami Kehela, Las Vegas
Sonic the Hedgehog, San Jose
Toad, Milan
Vi Domina, Pittsburgh
Viktor Orban, Seattle/Brussels
Wilhelm Roentgen, Stockholm
Yokozuna, Stamford
Yves Leterme, on waivers

Left Fielders

Ahmed Johnson, Stamford
Alex Trebek, Seattle
Alfred Gusenbauer, Brussels/on waivers
Art Linkletter, Hollywood
Axe Battler, San Jose
Battle Kat, on waivers
Boris Grebenshchikov, Seattle
Bruce Banner, Terra
Dan Dreiberg, Terra
Dimitris Christofias, Hollywood
Eugene O'Neill, Broadway
Gilius Thunderhead, San Jose/on waivers
Gorath of the Ardanien, on waivers
Harry Harrison, Brooklyn
Herman Van Rompuy, Brussels/on waivers
Hilary Rhoda, Milan
Horst Hrubesch, Kratovo
J. Pierpont Morgan, Pittsburgh
James Graham Ballard, Brooklyn
Jan Fischer, Brussels
Kien "Bossman" Chen, Pusan
Kostas Karamanlis, Brussels
Marcia Brady, Los Angeles
Marilyn Manson, Las Vegas
Mushu, Pittsburgh
Naomi Campbell, Milan
Ness, San Jose
Oleg Protasov, Kratovo/Los Angeles
Oswald Jacoby, Las Vegas
Paul Reubens, Hollywood
Petr Necas, on waivers
Ronald Ross, Stockholm
Sam Walton, Industry
Terence, Broadway
Theodore Roosevelt, Los Angeles/Industry
Toejam, San Jose/on waivers
Tony Stark, on waivers

Center Fielders

Adolphus Busch, Industry
Aldous Huxley, Pusan
Alvy Singer, Pittsburgh
Beatrix Kiddo, Pittsburgh
Ben Bailey, Hollywood
Brandon Flowers, Seattle
Bret Michaels, Hollywood
Carolyn Murphy, Milan
Christy Turlington, on waivers
Cindy Crawford, Milan
David Berkowitz, Las Vegas
Easley Blackwood, Las Vegas/on waivers
Edge, San Jose
Emil von Behring, Stockholm
Emily Haines, Hollywood
Erdrick, San Jose
Eva Herzigova, on waivers
Francis Crick, on waivers
Fulvio Fantoni, Las Vegas
Gavin Rossdale, Terra
George Westinghouse, Industry
Giuseppe Meazza, Kratovo
Henrik Ibsen, Broadway
Hillary Tickingclock, Pusan
Jack Szostak, Stockholm
Jack Williamson, Brooklyn
Jello Biafra, Seattle
Jill Meyers, on waivers
John Cena, Seattle
Jose Socrates, Brussels
King C. Gillette, Industry
Knuckles the Echidna, San Jose
Liam Gallagher, Terra
Mari Kiviniemi, Brussels
Michael Bishop, Brooklyn
Michael Stipe, Seattle
Mr. Perfect, Stamford
Opie Taylor, Los Angeles
Samuel Beckett, Broadway
The Edge, on waivers
The Undertaker, Stamford
Wole Soyinka, Pittsburgh
Zero, San Jose

Right Fielders

Adriana Lima, Milan
Alfie Bester, Seattle
Andrew Carnegie, Industry
Arthur Dent, Pusan
Arthur Miller, Broadway
Avram Davidson, Brooklyn
Beck Hansen, Seattle
Boyko Borisov, Hollywood
Brian Cowen, Hollywood
Chairman Kaga, Hollywood
Euripides, on waivers
Fighter, San Jose
Jaroslaw Kaczynski, Brussels
Leo Bloom, Terra
Lillian Hellman, Broadway
Madeleine L'Engle, on waivers
Maxwell Q. Klinger, on waivers
Niels Finsen, Stockholm
Norman Spinrad, Brooklyn
Oldrich Nejedly, Kratovo
Olga Kurylenko, Broadway
Omar Sharif, Las Vegas
Q-Bert, on waivers
Samantha, Los Angeles
Simon Ingersoll, Industry
Stuart Scott, Stamford
Tanya Adams, Pusan
Theodore Lightner, Las Vegas
Vasily Rats, Kratovo
Vincent Vega, Pittsburgh

Starting Pitchers

Ahmad Rashad, Hollywood
Albert Gobat, Stockholm
Alfred P. Sloan, Industry
Alice Norton, Brooklyn
Amber Lancaster, Milan
Anderson Cooper, on waivers
Anne Robinson, Pittsburgh
Antal Szabo, Kratovo
Barack Obama, Industry
Barry N. Malzberg, Brooklyn
Benjamin Willis, Brussels
Bertha von Suttner, Stockholm
Black Mage, San Jose
Boba Fett, Pittsburgh
Bronislaw Komorowski, Pusan
Bubba Ray Dudley, Stamford
Carmen Electra, Milan
Christian Wulff, Stockholm
Connie Willis, Seattle
Conrad Hilton, Industry
Cordwainer Smith, Terra
Courtney Love, on waivers
Cruella De Vil, Pittsburgh
Dalia Grybauskaite, Stamford/on waivers
Darth Vader, Pittsburgh
Denise Richards, Milan
Dogmeat, Pusan
Donkey Kong, Terra
Doyle Brunson, Las Vegas
Dr. Seuss, Terra
Ecco the Dolphin, San Jose
Elie Ducommun, Stockholm
Endora, on waivers
Fall-From-Grace, Pusan
Frances Bean Cobain, Seattle
Frank Sechehaye, Stamford
Frederic Passy, on waivers
Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Stockholm
Ginger Grant, Stockholm
Gioachino Greco, Las Vegas
Gisele Bundchen, Milan
Grand Duke Jean, Stamford
Hannibal Lecter, Pittsburgh
Iolo Fitzowen, on waivers
Isobel Campbell, San Jose
Jacky Munaron, Kratovo
James Tiptree Jr., Terra
Janis Joplin, Stamford
Jeannie, Broadway
John Sladek, Brooklyn
Jonas Grumby, Los Angeles
Kim Deal, Seattle
Larry Niven, Brooklyn
Leigh Brackett, Stamford
Lev Yashin, Kratovo
Lewis Carroll, Terra
Lord British, Pusan
Marisa Miller, Milan/on waivers
Mary McAleese, Brussels
Mary Richards, Los Angeles
Meredith Vieira, Hollywood
Mirah Yom Tov Zeitlyn, Seattle
Monty Hall, Pittsburgh
Nicolas Sarkozy, Terra
Nikos Stavros, San Jose
Oscar Wilde, Broadway
Padma Lakshmi, Hollywood
Pele, Terra
Peter Shilton, Milan
Philip K. Dick, Kratovo
Ralph Willis, Brooklyn
Randal Cremer, Stockholm
Ricardo Zamora, Kratovo
Roland Ironfist, Pusan
Rydia of Mist, San Jose
Sue Ann Nivens, Los Angeles
Tarja Halonen, Brussels
Ted Baxter, Los Angeles
The Grand Wizard, Las Vegas
Thomas J. Watson, Industry
Tom Bergeron, Stamford
Vectorman, San Jose
Warrax the Chaos Warrior, Pusan
William Colgate, Industry
William Tenn, Terra

Middle Relievers

Arnold Badjou, Kratovo
Bomberman, San Jose
Bushwhacker Butch, Stamford
Colin Mochrie, Hollywood
Corak, Pusan
Cyrus McCormick, Pittsburgh
Dr. Robert Hartley, Los Angeles
Erin Heatherton, Milan
Forrest Mars, Industry/Los Angeles
Freddy Krueger, Stamford
George Orwell, Terra
Heinz Fischer, Brussels
Henry Durant, Stockholm
Ivan Gasparovic, Hollywood
J. Willard Marriott, Industry
Jan Tinbergen, Pittsburgh/on waivers
Jason Voorhees, on waivers
Jessica Michibata, on waivers
John Crowley, Brooklyn
Jozef Mlynarczyk, Industry/Los Angeles
Kevin Pollak, Hollywood
Lech Kaczynski, Brussels
Lewis Padgett, Terra
Marion Zimmer Bradley, Brooklyn
Miranda Kerr, on waivers
Moliere, Broadway/Broadway
Nick "the Greek" Dandolos, Los Angeles
Norman Stansfield, Broadway/on waivers
O-Ren Ishii, Pittsburgh
Pat Sajak, Seattle
Poul Anderson, Brooklyn
Ragnar Frisch, Stockholm
Richard Dawson, Broadway/on waivers
Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat, on waivers
Thomas Mars, Seattle
Vaclav Klaus, Industry
Voltaire, Broadway
Wild Bill Hickok, Las Vegas

Relief Pitchers

Alanis Morissette, Kratovo
Albert Brooks, Terra
Albert Rust, Kratovo
Algirdas Jonas Budrys, on waivers
Algisto Lorenzato, Kratovo
August Wilson, Broadway
Bertolt Brecht, Broadway
Bill Cullen, Brussels
Bill Rizer, Seattle/on waivers
Brian Aldiss, Brooklyn
Candice Swanepoel, Milan
Chip Delany, Brooklyn
Chris Moneymaker, Las Vegas
Coco Chanel, Industry
D-Von Dudley, Stamford
David Baltimore, on waivers
Dino Zoff, Kratovo
Doc Smith, on waivers
Doctor Blood, Pusan
Elaine Marley, Pusan
Emanuel Lasker, Las Vegas
Erwin Ballabio, Kratovo
Eunice Wentworth Howell, Los Angeles
Flavor Flav, Hollywood
Frantisek Planicka, Kratovo
Gene Wolfe, Brooklyn
Gilligan, Los Angeles
Guy Fieri, Hollywood
Harlan Ellison, Las Vegas
Heidi Klum, on waivers
Jack Vance, Broadway
Jafar, Pittsburgh
Jim Lange, Hollywood
Joanna Russ, Brooklyn
Johnny Chan, Las Vegas
Kelly Brook, Milan
Kelly Hu, Milan
Ken Masters, San Jose
Kim Gordon, Seattle
King Albert II, Las Vegas
King Carl XVI Gustaf, Brussels
Kurt Cobain, Seattle
Lily Cole, Pittsburgh
Louie Anderson, on waivers
Luigi Pirandello, Broadway
Mark Twain, Stamford
Mischa Barton, Milan
Nery Pumpido, Kratovo
Nick Drake, Los Angeles/on waivers
Nicole Fox, Milan
Paul Bearer, Stamford
Peter Tomarken, Seattle
Pit, Pittsburgh
Protoman, San Jose
Queen Margrethe II, Brussels
Quinton McHale, Los Angeles
Rebecca Romijn, Milan
Rhoda Morgenstern, Los Angeles
Rinat Dasayev, Kratovo
Rudyard Kipling, Stockholm
Ruy Lopez, Las Vegas/on waivers
Ryu, San Jose
Seymour Cray, Brussels
Shirley Manson, Seattle
Sir Arthur, Pittsburgh
Spark, Pusan
Sully Prudhomme, Stockholm
Ted Turner, Industry
Theodor Mommsen, Stockholm
Vic Viper, Pusan
Virgil, Stamford
William Congreve, Broadway
Wink Martindale, on waivers
Winston Churchill, Stockholm
Woody Allen, Terra
Zooey Deschanel, Seattle/Las Vegas